Did Tom Segura Marry A Snitch? - YMH Highlight

Tom Segura brings Andrew Santino (Showtime's I'm Dying Up Here, Homefield Advantage) into the conversation on if Christina P. is a snitch. Marriage is about commitment and til' death do you part... but does Christina P. actually believe in that?
Tom and Andrew come up with the perfect scenario in which Christina has the opportunity to prove herself. Will she take the bait? Will she rely on her ability to reason... or her ability to snitch?
Would you be on team #rideordie or team #snitch ?
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[@felixhelix6171]

5:30 Christine: "Female killers are way fewer and far between than man killers" - Because their husbands didn't snitch!

[@PuffTheMagicHobo]

They usually kill their husbands lmao

[@rickbob682]

@@PuffTheMagicHobo only the snitches...

[@dawgpost90]

Because they hire men to do it for them

[@ummmidunno8308]

Most women have a plan....and it's not just a heat of passion, like the men do!

[@contactkeithstack]

@@ummmidunno8308that's probably true, kind of ironic.

[@leeannlyons9476]

Imagine being Toms actual fedex driver and finding this.

[@PsychMdM]

A week after he thought he heard something clip his van.

[@susieq3590]

Bet he'll watch the mailbox.

[@mderepository4147]

Or barista lol

[@igkgigoh]

I imagine this is what he thinks "He's talking about killin me on his fucking podcast, huh?! I'm already fucked six ways to sunday, tomorrow I'll run it over and that motherfucker should better make it quick!" Maybe hitting the mailbox brightens his shitty life

[@CarlosMontesBby]

He just got transferred the new route. Or they back and forth with different drivers, hes got the next few days, and bc they all wear the same hat, they all have a similar sunburn and he knows it

[@zekek3777]

Watching Tom get mad during the fake FedEx driver interactions were fucking hilarious. He seemed legit pissed lol

[@TheitaniofRome]

@@josephbritton6010 i lose sleep over hypothetical stuff lol

[@americduh]

It’s rooted in truth lol

[@wj2429]

'But that's a lot of blood' she said, hoping to point out something he hadn't considered. 'That's a lot of blood' he agreed, excitedly.

[@ADFROMAN]

It's a little much, to be honest with you.

[@chitototoy176]

She stopped. Realized, he enjoyed it..!

[@Physicallyretard]

The genuine fear on Christina's face is amazing when they're talking about how awesome it must be to keep someone locked in your basement lol

[@shanerpressley]

She probably wants to hide her enjoyment of it so she seems sane

[@malkinmalone]

She’s hilarious! they play so well off of each other.

[@MarkElDeiry]

She is definitely checking the basement after this episode!!

[@robinmcinarnay7827]

Tom during sex: “I killed that fucking guy!” **immediately feels Christina clench** Looks like Todd’s about to claim his 3ʳᵈ victim.

[@rorygibson3124]

The "I killed that fuckin' guy" execution is my favourite 1-line act out ever.

[@YaduNandan]

Gotta love how Tom and Andrew work with each other with the fed-ex story

[@jdblick1002]

Christina Pasnitchsky

[@muaddib667]

Christine

[@tavog8150]

Hella bad

[@pathaze4299]

Someone said it before me. Shit 😂

[@yourdadsotherfamily3530]

Chrisnitcha’

[@obeythelaw5504]

Too thick

[@Runesocesius]

Christinas jeans are high and tight so she can hide the wire

[@AB-gz9yb]

Flávio Sousa loooool

[@edp3202]

Yes. 🎤

[@svensvenkill]

"You don't want to kill the dog. Dog's are cool." That was when I lost it.

[@luisoramas2155]

“Chorizo chaser” 😂😂😂😂

[@darkgedi]

I like how mom acts like she's cool after this. Keep your guard up Todd.

[@Zesrii]

Todd Bunty

[@StephanZimmerman]

Mommy Christine is backtracking on her initial answer. I believe she is finally seeing the light. Probably because she's been sipping on water trying to keep up with the champ.

[@andrewp5732]

Stephan Zimmerman it’s a manipulative ploy

[@pyrolopez854]

It's probably cuz she doesn't want to end up in a ditch LOL

[@parentsbasement7734]

Standup comedian is a great job for a serial killer. Never in town more than 3 maybe 4 days , late night schedule downtown areas for most part

[@alzychoze6591]

At least there is crossover in the personality types- I know I am fascinated by both groups.

[@siegethompson3194]

Scroobius pip has a song about something like that. Great jam.

[@contactkeithstack]

Vince Champ! Guy was a real jerk. His gimmick was touring the country's college campuses and committing sexual assualt as he went - worst comedian's gimmick ever.

[@bigmikegrows408]

@@contactkeithstack seriously, whatta hack. He was a prop comic with his knife and ropes

[@agentscarn7270]

@@contactkeithstackowns a dog house

[@gustavoleonardi7765]

The death stare at 9:26 😂 🤣🤣

[@infinite4035]

Andrew is absolutely hilarious, awesome guest!

[@smeagolmazurenko5238]

He describes how he imagine the weapon feels in his hand. "It was meant for this". Holy hell.

[@BillySotherden]

'I'm supposed to do this'

[@reallue]

This is the realist conversation I’ve ever heard on this podcast. Well done !

[@benmartin3180]

Tom “Dexter” Segura

[@BabyRooth]

I got a UPS ad right before the murder scene

[@Tru3Times]

Benjamin Beltrame me too

[@jdole9038]

I was seriously calling bullshit then I got a UPS add too. Fuckin hilarious

[@dripsystem5785]

Thats some smart marketing by UPS "We don't hit your mailbox with our truck"

[@NickTBrick]

Also got the UPS ad

[@al_kaloid]

lmfao, genius!

[@VegasBoost]

3:55 "No hands watch Daddy GULP GULP" - 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shadyshinichi2JZ]

Come on Christine, you have to back your man 100%!

[@patrick_on_here9914]

Shady Shinichi Christina Pasnitchsky is just not a real down ass bitch and she doesn’t keep it even half of 100

[@sweetbabyrick5382]

t16

[@knowone11111]

Pffff.. what woman does that in the post feminist #me2 era? Hahaha Men.... DON'T MARRY!!!

[@j.r09160]

If a white girl calls me papi I'm like "what are we doing? " Damnit lmao

[@rhinocore]

This really got me. Just the coldness of the conversation.

[@markmaurer6370]

"How do you kill him?" -With my bare hands

[@Jeterfan906]

“We’re not talking about brownies alright” 😂

[@redriver6541]

I am so glad I found this podcast....I love y'all so much....so funny. Brightens my day....good for a few belly laughs every time.

[@waynej9128]

You hit dog lady with the Fed Ex truck. Now it looks like fed ex guy killed the lady and he's on the run.

[@Avyboy28]

Love when comedians go off like this! Absolutely amazing

[@rubbertoes368]

Amazing dynamic between Tom and Andrew

[@noneyaxbidness]

Fucking love when Tom does that voice 3:44

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

The finger point at 2:15 by Tom was classic

[@dmajumdar2059]

This is one of the funniest episodes!! Look forward to another Andrew Santino episode.

[@sdksingh4]

9:25 - 9:32 Segura's real serial killer inside comes out

[@pastrie42]

"your going to like it" *toms laughs awkwardly*

[@bguzewi0]

Tom's face at 8:51 lol. That Fed Ex dude is a dead man.

[@mothership5573]

Andrew & tom Is the dynamic duo we dont deserve

[@Moochie420_]

9:28 you can see the anger in his face 😂 Tom should be an actor

[@ConMan-bx1rk]

Tom, you've come a long way. Much thinner in this, and you're looking good dude!

[@MsGavbo]

Hah Tom saying that cleaning the evidence after murdering someone would be like doing paperwork lolllll

[@joeldomenichini5038]

They just created the best villain of 2018 in Frank the UPS guy.

[@marlonmendez5176]

"I killed a fucking guyaahhhhhhhh" LMAO

[@artvasch147]

You're not giving this murder enough thought. It needs to send a message and make a statement. You put in a cement mailbox and you tie him to it, then you take that turn at high speed. "You know he had a point, that did stick out a bit, didn't it?"

[@jamesmason7979]

"Gangster! Where are we burying this bitch?" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@JesusChrist-jb8pt]

Cristina always says Tom is a psycho but you need a mirror hun 4:09 "Who is it!?"

[@evanwhite2680]

“It probably does feel really good to take someone’s life” said that with a real straight face there ginger soul man

[@petejones4962]

@14:26 Jean's reaction😂😂😂😂

[@johnhodgdon2434]

They find a Tod Segura and arrest him, never find Tom.

[@BigBodyFitness]

"Dogs are cool"

[@eastbaysteez21]

santino killed it on this one

[@MrAnthimos112]

These two should make a movie out of that story. It would get an oscar for best original screenplay. Riveting stuff!

[@ellipses1212]

I would just want my husband to keep it to himself and not involve me - I trust him to know how to pull this off by himself and also know what to do w the body...that’s why I chose him. If he needed my help, well I guess that’s a different story.

[@malkinmalone]

Not buying the protect your children thing Tina. Snitches just love to snitch. That's the only explanation.

[@SamuraiCypher]

malkinmalone oh yea she’s never really loyal to anyone, just looking to turn people against each other whenever the power dynamic is against her.

[@bobbyludlam2475]

Gotta love the highlights. Thanks Jean's and mommies see ya in Bakersfield

[@DekkarJr]

"Can I tell you something tho? Stop hitting the fucking mailbox."

[@mikkiedii4782]

Someone animate this please!

[@hobnobhead4043]

Omg that would be brilliant!! 😂

[@charziard35]

5:02 Toms asking the important questions

[@MrQynchou]

7:04 I dont know whether theyre still fucking around or not lmao

[@jaredwilson3253]

I want to see that forensic behavior lady cover this clip. It's hilarious, those two play like it's scripted. It's so good.

[@michael78014]

A podcast has never made me laugh out loud as much as this did. The fedex scenario lol

[@RamnaViaz]

Another failed moral referendum from Christina "I think i married a sociopath" Patszyski

[@TheRealisticPoint]

11:10 - 11:14 Beautifully executed... voice acting. yep.

[@mikeyoungblood1642]

I am crying from laughing so hard!

[@Bravetowers]

Lol this got way too real 😂

[@3232jrob]

15 minutes of Comedic gold

[@Smiley-Coyote]

Joshua 2832 more like 14:34 of comedic gold, when you subtract the intro and outro. Yes, I just did that. 😀

[@emmetLshavinski]

Tom going to a juice bar was the only unrealistic part of this bit.

[@Meta-Drew]

I get the feeling she'd report her husband for jaywalking and then say "I had to protect my children"

[@6vitamin]

"Isn't that, that comedian, Todd Honduras?"

[@DekkarJr]

rofl * robot Steven Hawking voice * "It was Todd Honduras who hit meeeee"

[@PirateSiege]

This, ladies and gentleman, is called “exhibit A”.

[@sergiove1825]

CHORIZO CHASER!! HAHAHA

[@K1forMVP]

I feel like this started out as a joke, but about mid-way through Tom and Andrew took a dark turn lol and it got a bit serious.

[@michaeldietz9026]

Haha, holy fuck that was hilarious. It's honestly pretty funny seeing Christina uncomfortable like this and the Joey diaz one XD.

[@debug3276]

Please get your amazing animation guys to make a cartoon episode out of this ASAP

[@Daelo45]

Wow, love this fanfiction

[@azn2xcbbjai]

lmao, look at how pissed toms face is.

[@cornlips7247]

Santinio is fucking hilarious. I have only seen him once before on somethings burning. He has a new fan in me.

[@ndpesicgroup]

This was so funny....thanks for the laughs....

[@JH-tk6ge]

A sign of the times, where Baristas are Public Enemy #1.

[@buddharmt]

This is why having kids is great. Kids means van, van means body storage and room for free FedEx packages. Legend! Haha

[@Dimabased]

Its tom's " remember yesterday ? " that did it for me lollllll

[@jamiemoll2484]

2 Maniacs 1 Snitch!

[@lucifericious5846]

Hahaha I love Tom and Christina your balance between each other is pretty hilarious.

[@nkyryry]

Perfect guest for Tom lol.

[@miklovelka6526]

"Chorizochaser"😂😂

[@ADKT2AUDIO]

chorizo chaser XD I damn near choked.

[@Jones-eq4bs]

Christina is a hot mom, props to my man Tommy Bunz!!! They’re killin it, and FedEx guys!

[@xOneCinema]

This is the best thing ever

[@alexsanderson-yr2yg]

Toms getting angry just imagining the story you can see it 😂😂😂

[@fabiankleveman6617]

Santino got mad improvisation skills... Lightning quick for minutes

[@J-Loe]

“You wouldn’t be in the least bit concerned about my mental state?” “Not even a little bit” He didn’t even let her finish the sentence. Classic

[@wj2429]

I know I'm probably going to be on a list now, but it was a genuine rush to have that encounter described.

[@stevenseagal4987]

Show us how those big sloppers fart

[@jerryweston7552]

You're not walking over eggshells.....you're walking over dead bodies XD.

[@tom_shredz]

Love how Christine became Mrs Bit Killer Jones by adding the old lady to the hypothetical murder scene.

[@hirkballs]

The more you start to see her looking at Tom for approval after her comments the more you can't not see it.

[@N8tiveEdge]

Lol she’s like maybe I SHOULD say I’ll back him just in case he actually goes apeshit 🤣

[@candykanefpv]

12:41 no, you hit her with the fed ex truck and leave it in drive then gtfo. They'll think frank killed the lady with his truck and just fled to Mexico.

[@andrewhassard2108]

Cant wait until a murderers partner tries to use the defensive “what? Im ride or die man!”

[@MrMLGuel]

I got a UPS ad midway through. Perfect.

[@thomaspaulson7070]

Run for your life Tommy, this chick will dime you out for jaywalking.

[@GT-ry1cv]

Yep if Christine doesn't have your six it's time to move on...