Improv Stories: Man watches Polaroid develop

/ limmy
/ daftlimmy
/ brianlimond

[@LUSCIOUSDUNCAN]

just clicked onto this and im laughing out loud at the idea of "Man watched Polaroid develop" being a 47-minute story

[@brendandevlin8897]

Craig is a hero. Craig is a villain. Craig nurtures with one hand and destroys with the other. Craig is all of us and none of us. Craig.

[@evelynnlefay8058]

Was waiting to hear the name and then the "Craig" just smacked me in the face. How could I forget!

[@amp4105]

In a way Craig is god.

[@Omega31716]

They are life, they are death, they are love, they are hate They are craig

[@nolikeygsomnipresence270]

Craig the human soup.

[@leafleap]

Came for the laughs, stayed for the big think. Amazing story, top class

[@Scott_Raynor]

I watched it all the way to the end, thought it was class Limmy

[@chiefchief6168]

limmy is so fuckin good at makin up characters that you'd just love to fuckin batter the fuck out of man lmao

[@affalaffaa]

Watched 'til the end. Never underestimate the attention span of some of us vermin.

[@dynamosaurus2072]

You just made me cry in laughter. Kudos.

[@matttzzz2]

Fuck nonsubbing vermin

[@affalaffaa]

@@matttzzz2 Tory

[@richbob9155]

@@affalaffaa Labour

[@georgeydlfc]

The camera changes, the facial expressions, the voices, the storyline, the existential breakdown of Craig, I laughed I cried I cheered this changed my life

[@KermitTheFud]

Watched aw the way to the end, one of the best ones you’ve done mate

[@vClipsCentral]

"Naebody on KZbin is gonnae watch that wan man, aw the way tae the end" Me on KZbin watching it aw the way tae the end :

[@BallJuiceOfZeus]

Great one Limmy. A classic story for the ages. Watched from start to finish

[@haygantigers]

Really gets profound at the end there paw

[@x1teDota]

Limmy mate you're helping me through lockdown with these improv stories. This got really motivational at the end you don't even know.

[@cityseabird]

Hey, my name’s Jezebelonia!

[@ASP1NALL]

We're sorry

[@Manhandle730]

Oh?….. well that’s……. Umm….. that name….. is…… it’s really……hmmm…..well…… it’s certainly a name. Anyhow I gotta go!!

[@cityseabird]

@@Manhandle730 - well it’s not, not really, not any more. I mean, it wasn’t ever, but it could’ve been? I mean obviously not, but maybe? It wasn’t, it isn’t. But you didn’t know that and now oh boy if that’s not egg on your face then my name’s not Jezeb… its, my name’s Charlotte.

[@Manhandle730]

@@cityseabird ha!! That’s twice you’ve admitted it!! Sorry but I’m not buying this “Charlotte” story!! Whatever that is!!! You can’t just make up names and expect people to believe it! Like Charlotte is even close to a name!! It doesn’t even sound like anything!! You’ll be hearing from my legal team!!

[@cityseabird]

@@Manhandle730 I, alright look I’ll level with you. I got caught up in some sticky business back in the 80s and had ‘Old Father Brown’ on my back for the goods, you know how it was. Long story short I made a cheap getaway but had to make certain sacrifices, one of them being never use the same name twice once. I’ve had it rough and almost caught it hot a couple of times but I’m clean and clear now and I’m not prepared to run anymore and as god as my witness on this great green flat earth I will take you down with me so help me. Anyway I can prove my name’s Charlotte cos RLO are the 3 middle letters and that’s science.

[@mrmb84]

I used to live near that corner of great western road and byers road, and until you said it that's already where I pictured it, that crossroads where the botanic gardens is. Perfect setting to run into those polaroid cnts!

[@neiluk1470]

For me this is a masterpiece, an epic. Bathos exemplified. The alienating effect of time on experience can't be changed or explained.

[@Thumbface]

Canny sleep at 3.45 with a sore neck, now pissing myself laughing, thanks Limmy!

[@GZ9090]

"There's this guy called...Craig" is the single most reason for 99.9% of divorces. That f***ing geezer! Lol

[@InfinityOf6]

I watched it all the way to the end in the background while doing my tax return for the first time ever,

[@tabularasa8007]

"There was this guyyyyyyyyyyy......................... Called Craig"

[@Kazza_8240]

One of the classic opening lines in literature. Almost up there with 'The man in black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed'.........

[@thomasmcbrearty799]

Limmy please do flight simulator as captain dee Dee dressed in all the gear 🤔 we cud land in Cape Canaveral man.

[@garyyy30]

this needs to happen

[@Kazza_8240]

Youvre nae business bein in Cape Canaveral 👀

[@wormg3577]

@@Kazza_8240 lllll

[@Cowboy96]

I always picture you to be the protagonist of your stories

[@cartmanofsp]

“HE’S CRAZY WHACK!” I’m using that from now on

[@judebreheny3925]

That was an excellent story! That had a properly good moral from improv, I pity anyone who doesn’t watch that to the end.

[@iain3151]

Floored at Jezzabalonia 🤣

[@Rhubarb.and.Crustard]

RIP Benny Harvey - Rest In Peace big man 😔

[@miloobrien7850]

Watched it all the way to the end. One of my absolute favourites 🙏

[@CommieG]

A national treasure

[@aidenross6919]

'nobody on youtube is gonna watch that til the end' - oh how wrong you are about that hahhah

[@b_roya12]

polaroid camera ahaa ha polaroid yahssss

[@shadquirk607]

Limmy: There's this guy... Me: Called Craig, called Craig, called CRAIG! Limmy: ...called Craig Me: EXPLODES

[@shadquirk607]

@@moodini99 literally flip so hard I had a stroke that left me with a speech impediment that made me sound Scottish

[@samuelglover1434]

Gogol actually based "The Overcoat" on this improv story. But to this day, Limmy has received no credit. Disgusting.

[@robertevans5205]

That limmy improv was brilliant btw great one so funny 😂😂😂

[@ArtezzGaming]

watched it all the way too. was a good one, man :)

[@darrenbyrne6563]

You are a fully fledged genius sir, my commendations to you!

[@pierovergara481]

This is great. Sometimes the mundane comes hand in hand with the poignant.

[@fleabag500]

Jezebelonia lmfao

[@jimjack3447]

Brilliant message, better then the Doreon Grey twist I was expecting

[@SkratchersOtherWorseChannel]

"Naeb'dees gonna watch that to the end." Kid named Naeb'dee:

[@LeslieDugger]

Polaroid . Yaas.

[@mercer6323]

Cameras don't take good pictures people do.

[@thejoe9065]

60 seconds in and its gold already or at least you know its gonna.

[@stuartmackie5598]

Tremendous Limmy mate. Watched tae the end son. Was in stitches 😂

[@Thompson8200]

Watched the lot and enjoyed it.

[@heyalright_]

Bring that fuckin cap BACK

[@screenwatcher949]

These stories are glorious

[@Kim-ft6cx]

I always only understand 1/3 of what Limmy says but I laugh my ass off everytime.

[@kirstymartin8321]

Fukin genius limmy caemy era yer rite wee fanny's god bless xc

[@Domvelando]

This actually my fav improv story

[@VirtualNazgul]

ASMR

[@nsg23]

coming back here again and again

[@riversiderambo3106]

7:40 Oh Limmy. You make my heart feel good, you bitter old sweaty sock.

[@dmcresins]

Brilliant. Unpredictable. Hilarious. ☆☆☆☆☆ The Times

[@BadlyDubbed]

Craigs no like me. You've got some nerve.

[@legalisetoast4088]

My girlfriend showed me the limmy show. Thanks for the laughs dude x

[@paashaasXD]

I actually want to listen to music but cannot click this away.

[@CliffPackman]

Watched until the end. :-)

[@davy7594]

Jezabelonia was a fucking belter

[@fionaflorissax]

Perfect length

[@redwolfjo3_647]

small note: you should shield your switchboard from your mic somehow. I keep hearing the clicks, and it gives away the camera angle switch. Really sorry, such a small nitpick but I wanted to mention it

[@ScantSquad]

i said he should THINK about a scissor keyboard

[@IshEaterson]

What a fookin roller coaster man! Good, powerful shite!

[@MM-mt3rx]

Who is he talking to for the last 5 minutes? Greatest story ever about a Polaroid being developed.

[@CNoggs]

what even are you, Brian

[@BicycleFunk]

I love these portraitures.

[@gordon5cc]

I watched the whole thing, so good

[@thomasrear5375]

wow what the fuck. I've sat here ad watched the entire fucken thing. It was actually really good as well wtf.

[@DansOtherWorld]

Fantastic story

[@tomdomagalski3679]

Fuck, that must have been some picture!

[@RobWright1981]

I watched to the end, and I got my money's worth and then some.

[@BrightNoir]

Watched it all, had a ball

[@MisterVista]

poor ol anxious craig

[@generalismoquabablinotheth5902]

craig limmond the everyman’s man, man cracks me up 😁jezzanabylonians

[@angels77100]

Another superb story. BBC Scotland should hire Limmy to end their schedule before handing over to 24 Hour news. I've been listening to his stories each night for the past 3 weeks before retiring to bed. Great stuff.

[@marktindal2186]

Limmy mate, you're a fucking comedy mental genius! Can you get yourself on that Cameo site where people pay you to do wee messages for fans. Would love a personal message!

[@krismole4105]

That wolf howl 🤣

[@silicavalley816]

Jessabaloneyah

[@2PurpleSwitchs]

Yeah good improve ❤❤

[@ytn675]

He's spitting facts.

[@606808909]

Jezzabalonia!

[@interbob2000]

he's always called Craig 😂 or Graham

[@EvTrev11]

9.5/10. is this longest one ever?

[@MisterMeowBlackhall]

Top class

[@g8le]

Jezebaloniah

[@seanhayes2587]

11:45

[@davejappy8805]

Craig.

[@garfield3841]

CRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG

[@expe808]

I've listen to this three times already, going fourth now

[@cameron6565]

I got to the end, was areet

[@samuelhuesmann]

Amazing story. Watched the whole dang thing and enjoyed the lot of it

[@thplatoon-pg8vi]

You’re meant to watch the whole thing.

[@jimjack3447]

It's like Sting...field of gold is great but the bloke's a nob

[@Manhandle730]

Oh for sure. The Police had some fantastic songs but Sting definitely wins the pretentious prick of the year award.

[@matttzzz2]

Thumbnail at 8:09 lmao

[@Stevies_Precog_Gym_n_Spa420]

"This Man Craig was a TV drama series produced by BBC Scotland and screened over 52 episodes in 1966 and 1967."

[@ThePixelPodcast]

Jezebolonia

[@MrThreescoops]

Amazing

[@HRRRRRDRRRRR]

Boomer rants about Polaroid being a zombie brand.

[@Manhandle730]

Why are yew ghey?

[@ulisesw927]

what language is this

[@9bang88]

Ulises W Scottish

[@Democracy_Manifest]

4:33 shows why Limmy and his ilk know nothing about driving. Actually yes, pressing the button does something. Try driving and you'll see.

[@Democracy_Manifest]

You think I'm lying? Try driving through a posh area at night. You'll see. It's called politics.

[@billy6044]

I think some of them do make a difference but some are definitely just fake buttons

[@ModestlyAmazing]

I fucking love these improv stories, you can get an audiobook out of these

[@ArtworksResidentialGallery]

Dear Limmy I hope that you can help ... it is my comedy coping mechanism .... it has come up with an idea for a comedy sketch or show or film or batch ..... the problem is that it has quickly made me laught till i cry .... and i dont know who to talk to about it that could help . So it is the hope that i can talk with you about the concept and see what you think ... (remembering that quirky production methods & special effects are getting easier and always used to be funny too) Perhaps if we revert to smoke signals & drums a while for the good of civilisation we can get in contact with each other ? Hoping that you find this and the will to bear the load of a comedy concept :-]

[@ModestlyAmazing]

I watched this one to the end. I miss these stories