Improv Stories: Voice assistant goes rogue

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/ daftlimmy
/ brianlimond

[@LamStock]

i never laughed as hard as i did when the motorbike went past and he said what he said

[@smoosev89]

I was laughing more at "greg"

[@kazmosis5326]

Yeah I live near the Edinburgh bypass in Wester Hailes. Fcking loud bikes that speed all the time. Idiots with little d1cks. They are gonna kill themselves or someone else. I hope they don't but jeezus.

[@stuart8504]

@@kazmosis5326 Stay in Sighthill, literally hearing cunts revving down Wester Hailes Road to lidl as I read this hahaha

[@kazmosis5326]

@@stuart8504 Maybe some of the same ones then eh? Pricks LOL

[@keepthefaith6530]

Disgraceful if you had someone in your family die of a bike you wouldn't be laughing

[@Corgifunni]

greg is my favorite craig universe character

[@PuissantAlgernon]

Top advice from Limmy's stories: Never, ever trust a man with a crossbite who calls you "Craigy Boy"

[@LeslieDugger]

Craig/Greg were legends back in the day. Total acid freaks.

[@alistairpage-mcgill2723]

Leslie Dugger Greg's on a permo

[@werti4894]

god I missed these improv stories, never stop limmy, I need these stories to beak up the foken weeks...

[@Goths-On-The-Beach]

Been watching your improv stories on repeat don’t know what this is doing to my brain cells but I’m enjoying it

[@dreioo8759]

I've also been listening to them for 2 weeks now. I think it's the low voice and the rhythm that's relaxing. Basically, Limmy is bed time storytelling for adelts.

[@taraw8282]

This here should be on Black Mirror I am shooketh

[@riceboybebop7018]

Whats a closh?

[@sirtsregris9040]

@@riceboybebop7018 Ur mum

[@andrewg..]

Limmy worked with the creator of Black Mirror back in the day. He wrote a script idea for black mirror that got rejected season 1

[@janegeland7596]

@@andrewg.. is this true? can't tell if you're joking bc I wouldn't even be surprised

[@LiamGervaise]

@@janegeland7596 it is true

[@unconvincingrebel]

Limmy is Charlie Booker's ghost writer

[@42burnside42]

Biloxi Jones, then Greg... This one had me laughing really hard

[@JamieCurrant]

I thought running after Greg was gonna be his 10000 pace walk

[@cannabliss75]

dark humor, depth. write this shit doon man, quality witnessed.

[@mjcproductions5634]

Best Improv story man, Glasgow uni student at the Barras close second.

[@asonofagunder]

it's no easy feat to tell an entertaining 45 minute story about a man that buys a new phone.

[@Th3Marchioness]

"Who is Greg?" Well let me tell you, GREG IS THE FASTEST GROWINGT ARMY ON KZbin!

[@Kpournaras222]

lmao hey fellow greg

[@LiamGervaise]

why is this here

[@thepalletgurus-biddingwars5767]

12:51 Limmy is cancelled.

[@JossRyan1991]

JESUS CHRIST XD

[@boxfetish]

23:51 Limmy also cancelled.

[@Sneezebeef]

I love how you make that face like youve shat urself when you start thinking a wee bit to hard limmy good man

[@mikemckenzie1397]

90 seconds in and I'm up to three top quality belly laughs. Fucking love these improv stories.

[@JINORU_]

I witness the quality

[@devin9124]

Now I need a limmy voice for my navigation..

[@weirdomachine]

I completely forgot I had seen this before until he said biloxy jones and it all came rushing back

[@elderchildren]

ah jest need ma feht in the deur mahn

[@prawngravy18]

so much fucking cringe.

[@amp4105]

someone animate this in the style of the ricky gervais XFM animations please

[@georgecroney6168]

When pressed the button on the camera and Alan Carr says "Hello" I pished masel

[@TeyRock1]

Listened to a fair few of these now and this is my favourite by far, for a few a reasons: 1.t Greg is a gem of a character 2. The Black Mirror-esque story 3. At 13:05, possibly my favourite part, when he channels Raymond Day to apologise and reassure.

[@adudefromtheukvideos]

“He was more gap than body” 😂😂😂😂

[@Scott-qi3wv]

Greg is a classic

[@sgl0d10n]

Black Mirror Series 5 leaked footage

[@Bootrosgali]

Greg , its magic!

[@MrBrownFilms]

biloxi jones

[@sparkydeltorro]

I'll tell you what Craig is like... "Craigs like tha".

[@tris_tube]

Greg: the most tragic character in the Craigverse

[@reshanananmalay748]

We need more stories with greg. ahhahahaaa yaaaas man

[@matttzzz2]

Craigy boooooy

[@weeg91]

am down here down in an ocean of fukin nuhin man

[@smoosev89]

its drowning

[@MoviMakr]

Limmy: I've got to create a new character for my improv story. Ah. Craig'll do nicely!

[@rivalconsoles_music]

"Biloxi Jones"

[@krismole4105]

This is genius.

[@BrainiacFingers]

"Worked as a waiter for two weeks" hahah

[@beardlessoperator7052]

craig fucking craig what a guy

[@redrizzla1989]

Very entertaining. Hope you're on the wagon. Love and respect.

[@Honed-]

1:13 lol

[@milkmanswife93696]

what an improv ending

[@addison6539]

1:13

[@Fergo-it3gy]

24:42

[@dougthemoleman]

Sweet Anita raided Limmy? That's lovely, isn't it

[@cannabliss75]

jackanory, Limminory. boom! rock the room!

[@couchman-sw6jy]

I actually understood most of what what said here. I’m learning :)

[@LeslieDugger]

I thought the assistant would be mr jinx

[@sirprintalot]

WITNEHS THE QUALLERTAY

[@thenorthernsilence9491]

I used to live in a city called Biloxi, you pronounced it right

[@peskyjay1091]

Cloche? Can somebody tell me what a cloche is please

[@theSyndicatification]

Freaked me out at the start because I literally just did what he said

[@oliverherberts3445]

Craig is a busy man...

[@mjcproductions5634]

Used to watch these to fall asleep until they were riddled with about 40 mid-roll adds

[@tomjones6347]

KZbin revanced extended

[@no-replies]

​@@tomjones6347 ads pay for the free content we watch

[@jackreynolds5495]

Got a wee tan big man yer lookin 10 years younger Limmy mate

[@Frosty-kz4om]

Google's voice assistant came up in the middle of this video. What the actual fuck

[@mygumbyhurts]

Ruined by sweet_anita, lifetime ban.

[@ytn675]

Hahaha the motor

[@tony2671]

Fuckin outstanding, genius!

[@kirstymartin8321]

Fukin genius haha

[@Klavin]

Sweet Anita raided him haha

[@nilkilnilkil]

Greg seems like a pain.

[@mza9366]

Is the guys name Craig by any chance ?

[@werti4894]

poor greg man

[@smolboyi]

Limmy ur f'd in the head man seek help!

[@Gaylafay]

Limmy, are you wearing highlighter?

[@alistairpage-mcgill2723]

Naw interestit

[@shrinewitch]

Mate enough of this Rambo Knife shite, this is what you should have gone into Charlie's office with.

[@B4kerG]

BOY

[@danflaherty1109]

10/10

[@jhontaler8285]

5:15

[@wj2429]

Hair looks weird in this one.

[@undyingaabstract]

:)

[@DavidButterfield82]

First comment Craig. woo

[@johnconcerto8721]

10/10