Improv Story: Husband unwillingly entered into beauty contest

[@mysti_gayle]

Limmy for the next Bond villain.

[@toofpastetool]

Craig meets his maker

[@D_scxnnect]

to be fair, your impression of limmy here is spot on mate

[@sparkstron73]

Unnecessary violence and cruelty wtf did this Craig do to you?

[@WillytheWendigo]

feel lik I'm bein indoctrinated into a cult m8

[@IRVDawg]

Indoctrinated? Oooooooooooh 👀

[@PvtJLS]

Episode of black mirror right here lad

[@michaelhoward1583]

Great improv story, liking the judges you selected, Scottish icons right there.

[@Swindel67]

Both of which shed their accents at the first opportunity. Then only dole it out to the local plebs to give the impression they're still real!

[@williambain6735]

The only one missing was Sheena Easton 😂

[@thenaughtyapartment2619]

What did Craig do to deserve this?

[@BritishTeaFGC]

He's an ex-assassin that's also a cowboy builder who stole his son's girlfriend by battering him in front of her.

[@prasnochas]

I'm at a point where I'm looking forward to hearing the word Craig and maniacally shrieks. Good stuff limmy.

[@willmckellar7542]

That really happened. It’s obvious. Yer can tell it’s real.

[@niffy6216]

Can’t believe there’s nae marti pellow

[@moh8483]

Marti Pellow was working the doors that day he was checking ID’s

[@polly_pasta]

he must've had his reasons for doing that to craig, otherwise it'd be pretty reckless to share this story. therefore i must endorse everything that happened in this video.

[@michaelhoward1583]

Would love to hear a sequel to this story, the judges Limmy fae the Limmy show, Gerard Butler and Ruth Davidson, Scottish Power right there, great storytelling Limmy really enjoyable improv stories.

[@circusberserkus]

Limmy really is beautiful tho

[@Smoochie71804]

The foreshadowing when Craig says he’s up for anything 😂

[@Tehfishful]

That ending LOL

[@thecatfromgarfield2595]

limmy fer tha limmy’s show

[@the8ctagon]

My brain exploded, and you know why.

[@manchesterisblue1023]

BRAIN DAMAGE

[@pendafen7405]

Well if one already supports City, how much more could really be done...

[@manchesterisblue1023]

@@pendafen7405 champions

[@jamestalbot6539]

never meet your heroes

[@RizzoKingPrawnRat]

who would win scrap limmond versus fantano

[@DaglessMc]

limmy why would you do that to craig. especially since you're married with a child.

[@Mooondoggy]

pissin myself

[@axe12yearsago]

Limmy wrote NTR

[@jusesjimmybars]

fucking brilliant man

[@harold7811]

Do an improv about a person who is unable to stop slapping bingo wings in the summer

[@verbatimshelf3121]

why uis it always craig?

[@daisyblair1154]

Right, where is Marti Pellow?!

[@unconvincingrebel]

I play these at x1.75 speed. Limmy talks so slowly and laboriously it's still easy to listen to

[@Simple_Jack5]

Is this before or after the dog situation?

[@pendafen7405]

An ordered chronology of Craig Tales would be so helpful.

[@MrPelafio]

Hey the steel is heavier than feathers guy

[@kiminewt8118]

Some BTS lore hidden here

[@junjiehu3146]

Git Faking AAFF

[@hamadaearth]

it's that window cleaner off the telly so that's what he really sounds like ha ha!

[@luna-p]

He's not a bloody window cleaner, mate!

[@hamadaearth]

@@luna-p Noble profession.

[@djvinylkiller]

He was a window cleaner in the IT Crowd 😂

[@memento4515]

The story of purple socks...

[@Rhinoinasuit]

Hi limmy

[@Morrie-queens]

Aye A butiful mind endeed

[@BrightNoir]

One of my favourites I think

[@ciderposse1]

Is it on the spot or how long has he had the idea of the story for ?

[@memento4515]

People ask in chat I think

[@1888OB]

On the spot

[@petrockspiracy3120]

well he deserved it

[@naveslaikss]

its the way it happens

[@mcfcok7952]

Haha wtf

[@Max-nt5zs]

Poor Craig

[@crymore331]

Brilliant

[@rusko2]

Is this a true story?

[@Jhizzle2495]

aye well true

[@Ingestohter]

Omg lol

[@metalwellington]

wow

[@____7465]

Women will do that to you