Improv Stories: The Dishwasher

[@jasminerr]

This is a half an hour long advertisement for online shopping

[@thepigeon2585]

This is more bleak than the Polaroid story. At least in that story Craig had a kind of philosophical epiphany and ultimately rose above the situation. This is just watching a man being tortured.

[@Klavin]

Perfect comment haha, was hoping Craig would kill the guy at the end

[@OrgaMecha4253]

this is the scariest story

[@IRVDawg]

On par with salt and vinegar crisp scalping

[@Noah_AWICB]

@@IRVDawg fuc man i thought i was the only one who thought that one was particularly gruesome

[@amount2nothin244]

Please can we have a sequel about Craig's revenge... I need closure

[@pjfdourley4998]

This is a great story about gas lighting , there should be more stories like this , brilliant

[@johnnyhammer]

@Th3FatKat Nobody said anything about gaslighting.

[@Konoronn]

At what point is a gas lit?

[@seymorebutts2478]

Scarier than some horrors I’ve seen

[@keihnungm2011]

limmy please we need a sequel where craig tortures mark to death. i'll pay

[@LetsGoGetThem]

This was actual torture. Watched it all just hoping he'd kill 'im at the end.

[@adudefromtheukvideos]

There’s this dishwasher... called Craig. 👍🏻

[@l9vanquish90]

Request: 'man starts stalking a guy who sold him a shite dishwasher'

[@olimauricestromberg93]

7:12, that fade in of Limmy's face during the smegma talk

[@DaveTerrasidio]

"a wee bit of a tug" had me buckled

[@ninja_tripps1370]

This is fucking sick by the way, great stuff

[@lth1072]

To be fair to Craig, I've been in a very similar situation when buying a blue-ray player. You can't blame the guy for wanting to check the cctv. Some of these sales guys have the gift of the gab.

[@ColinHoodless-gv8uw]

The plate at the end 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, broke my back .

[@TheRealGingaNinja]

Sounds like the service at curries/pc World has gone downhill, thanks for the wee tip Brian.

[@RobWright1981]

This one really cut close to the bone for me.

[@DaveTerrasidio]

Fantastic story. We need a ' The Dishwasher 2: Craig's Revenge😈'

[@Scott_Raynor]

a terrifying story

[@mrworldwide6969-j2e]

Fantastic, tears in my eyes man

[@krackajackz]

Anywan wan this mashrum

[@RobWright1981]

You see this happening to lads all the time. Not to this degree, obviously, but it's not an absurd exaggeration either. Great story, scary.

[@Jimbo.jack47]

Another great inprov mate, very tails of the unexpected

[@watersomic]

this was the most malevolent story he's told, and I'm very uncomfortable

[@tomdomagalski3679]

Having a shite dishwasher and having to clean the dishes twice is a horror in itself

[@Superfantastictop10]

Netflix series suggestion: Quantum Craig Craig quantum leaps into Limmy improv stories each week.

[@GiggsyLfcNN]

Glad to be lonely after this one

[@hamish8283]

Right listen its easy af to make stories up off the top of ur head but to make them genuinely funny is a different story. You're fuckin funny limmy man and you can manage the full story in you're brain and make it come to life. Well fuckin done

[@misshtidx]

Was considering forwarding this on to my dad, till the word "Smeg" was mentioned.

[@MrBurnlan]

Social horror story

[@CaptainSlutty]

rediscovering this work of art

[@DaveTerrasidio]

"Wully-WAH-shUR"

[@XxscenedeathxX]

Idk if it’s cause I’m broken and pathetic or what, but this honestly hurts.

[@rivalconsoles_music]

"3 months to fit the dishwasher"

[@Steveleebdutoit]

This would be a sick play. I'd go watch it.

[@sicsempertyrannis9420]

There once was this couple... Called Craig

[@SundayCovers69]

Masterpiece.

[@EnclosedPoolArea]

It's kinda sad but also ironic that Limmy's life IRL turned into Craig's in this story

[@johnzero8923]

Willie washer

[@CallumBradbury]

MAYBE YE DAE NEED SURGE PROTACTSHIN

[@bigds2155]

Would have been so satisfying if Craig fucking pulverised every single one of them

[@fionaflorissax]

This is erotica

[@Doublefistshaboing]

As a currys pc world employee this hits home

[@kudosbudo]

No offence but as a customer this why i always say, "nah you cant' help me haha" and then i go choose what i want.

[@FeralColumbidae]

A couple called Craig.

[@drew2225222]

best one ever

[@TomoyoTatar]

WELL YOU GOT A REACTION YOU GOT JUST WHAT YOU WANTED

[@kirstymartin8321]

You've got be the best of fathers imagine being your wee son I'm big fan my whole family love u xx

[@EnclosedPoolArea]

Not exactly a family anymore. Apparently they broke up but still live together 😬 Limmy turned into the Craig from this story.

[@danr573]

I wanted Mark to get thrown into the dishwasher

[@werti4894]

Craig is so efin confused

[@Peepholecircus]

dammit Craig

[@ShearsOfAtropos]

I love you Limmy

[@soulsonicfarce]

Watching Limmy’s improv stories with captions on adds a new layer of comedy

[@NotMorning]

guy was called Creek

[@soulsonicfarce]

NotMorning the guy’s always called Creek 😂

[@micheal8672]

Fucking brilliant.

[@billykennedy2249]

I’ve never liked the term when hipsters and other douchy people say things like ‘spirit animal’ and whatnot but if anyone or anything could be mine it would be Limmy! So amazing and wonderful and fun. No one embodies my sense of humor like him. And as far as I can tell just the most amazing person. I wish I didn’t live on the other side of the world.

[@matttzzz2]

Your profile pic is the definition of hipster lmao

[@Kai-ly7cu]

Love your videos man keep it up

[@cianfurlong6336]

Typical Curry's/PC World wink

[@Mooondoggy]

Jesus Christ...

[@lisajennings6333]

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@redwolfjo3_647]

Sir, you are without a doubt my favourite person from Glasgow. Definitely in the top 20 maybe 35 people that have a show in the UK. Actually, more like 50. yknow what, nevermind. lots of love

[@luke_or9557]

Delay in the video. Unwatchable.

[@Manhandle730]

Come on man, everyone, at least everyone in the English speaking world knows what it like to say n ger. They are lying if they say otherwise.

[@tony6795]

Jesus Christ...