Improv Story: Woman Panic Orders Takeaway

/ limmy
/ daftlimmy
/ brianlimond

[@ThomasCravenCravenation]

So there's this woman called Craig...

[@Mr.M1STER]

Her name was Raym..... which is an anagram of Mary.

[@viscount_flipmo]

Spam away, I'm loving this shite

[@captaincluster316]

The delivery man crashed because he went the wrong way down a one way streeeeeET

[@Superfantastictop10]

Whose song's that? That's beautiful man...

[@matttzzz2]

Star 👉😎👉

[@Sp4nn4rM4n]

RIP Benny Harvey, gone but not forgotten, miss you big man

[@charlieallsop2138]

Woman panic orders takeaway (2019, screenplay. Limmys dir. David Lynch)

[@iseeundeadpeople9]

You'd best start believing in anagrams, Miss Turner. You're in one.

[@ksfishchannel]

NO you cannot end this mindfuck of a story there, this was so good I need to know more, please make this into a short story or book

[@anthonydavidson6591]

Shocking that Limmy isn’t on our tv screens regularly he cracks me up

[@smilesxo06]

He is now, his show got rebooted.

[@pepperbytez8128]

This felt like a David Lynch script

[@LilyKittyCatto]

This ones always been a favourite of mine because its just so random it makes absolutely no sense and doesnt even have a proper ending hahaha

[@seitarion4538]

'Hold on hon, my MIND's a fucking anagram'

[@Wizzzzzzzzzzzard]

Limmy you're a legend, get back on TV, Netflix, Adventure call should be a permanent show, somehow

[@anthonybyrne6978]

It already is ...ye.just dont no it yet ...

[@jerrymalerry8452]

I’m waiting for ,Improv story: into the Craig-verse

[@edwinambrose5683]

Who hasnt had this happen in some shape or form!

[@cloverwhyte3757]

This is my ASMR

[@brandonspivey8020]

Sick puppy.

[@LeachC93]

nearly fucking choked to death laughing at this one live last night absolute gold

[@ASMRMuzz]

At least It wisnae Klingon.

[@sburb17]

DO spam uploads!!

[@Jon-k8v]

🤯 Best Blahem Av seen fur a while. Story was good. Pure mentol. 🤯 I am confused. The guy was basically tormenting this woman coz hings don't make sense to him. So she canny huv her takeaway. It is a sick world we live in.

[@freakglitcha8390]

Aww, was hoping this story had an actual ending, was really enjoying it...

[@libertycap7109]

That little limmy voice at the beginning shat me up. I thought it was someone down my hallway

[@urgumskurgum7570]

Was the take away driver called craig by any chance. Loving the storys limmy , cheers mate.

[@tomdomagalski3679]

I can't deny I was hoping for some juicy anagrams from that menu

[@urthofthenewsun8465]

Hold on hen, my mind’s afuckenanagram

[@Missrapunzel]

"Fuck yer dinner"

[@kaneda010]

11:00 - 11:30 what a plot twist right here

[@teddypsn]

these are fucking blowing up. you're gonna be a twitch star

[@KermitTheFud]

the twist is aw she ordered was a hoagie wrap n a plain nan breed

[@start662]

Hold on hen, my minds a fucking anagram

[@gaydona]

Was her name Craigetta?

[@AurrenTV]

The ending was definitely written by Kojima

[@IamTheLinkman]

you know these were men wae a trade!

[@Mitchmyster11]

Mate these are fucking quality 😂

[@jammybizzle666]

I wish I could take off in 2020 and land in 2019

[@Thompson8200]

I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

[@fabiodelaglia605]

Why do all of my late night ASMR stories end up with someone being told to get tae fuck

[@operationskuldd]

this one's insane.

[@face1990]

5:47 with subtitles on - who's Bailey Romblon?

[@samgrimshaw388]

Rip Bailey Romblon

[@wasabilane21]

i sipped my bucky at 2:32

[@jakekraweckyj2801]

Bliffy bloffy blu, Limmy Limmy Limmy lo

[@SleazysWonderland]

Alternative ending... the delivery man says "i don't get why didn't invite me in... especially since I'm your husband...." as it transpires, it's just her life that is an anagram, she has forgotten about her past and only he knows about it and tries to remind her by showing up to her door. His car crash turned out to be his breaking point where we gave up.

[@timmythicc5724]

Benny Harvey RIP

[@Pastryarchy]

She gets caught out

[@iamhocus]

Love the ending ;'D!

[@skullnbones3327]

🤣🤣🤣

[@far_away_rhys]

How do we submit an story topic?

[@gullythetim5409]

Picks a person randomly during the stream

[@CallumBradbury]

Yoor a fokkin anagram!

[@TheIceboxjim]

spam is alright

[@elfoxy1997]

takeaweeh

[@greigsanderson9673]

Closes in 10 minutes, delivery 30 minutes? Wtf

[@markeyonethousand]

Plenty of places do that

[@Dennis-ud2nh]

Doesn't explain the wacky restaurant name though does it

[@RCutOffakavEM]

Fock yar dinne' party!! Yar dinne' party es focken sheit!! *spits at camera*

[@TomoyoTatar]

😐 now i wont sleep

[@catch5145]

please spam ily

[@ashleydonnelly3681]

How the fuck does English look foreign just cause it's an anagram but also wit?

[@AsnUnited]

1:15

[@MadeByStephen98]

Buckelt hahaha

[@indatgodi]

He ha

[@Wizzzzzzzzzzzard]

If Limmy likes this comment I'll cry like a newborn baernnn

[@Greenhourglass]

the fuck?

[@SeanOliver1]

What you drinking limmy

[@sh3tpostsgamertime204]

So does he actually drink

[@banksdiggy]

No

[@ianmcvey587]

20 FUCKIN minutes 🙈😡

[@fuckoff3366]

urinananagram, hen