Limmy's Improv Stories: Unexpected Breakfast Incident

[@jonescrusher1]

'...realizes he hates the feeling of drowning'

[@hatemosss]

Watched so many of these I have Limmys voice as my brains voice

[@diabl2master]

Same

[@10draperful]

I have the same thing how weird is that... it's never happened with any other podcast, video, or anything.

[@willowfearns4589]

Fkn ay mahn aye canneh stahp

[@bigwebsite727]

Yo i thought i was the only one thats crazy

[@heisenburg8608]

That's because Scottish is so catchy. I'm half Scottish, born and raised in London. When I stay up Glasgow for more than a week then I start thinking Scottish lol

[@majorlybad]

Yesssss, this was my suggestion 😁

[@gerardmoran]

Does anyone else also empathise with Craig here a lot. Poor guy, very Frank Grimes

[@mahoulo612]

this video is so stressful my god

[@SkaiXmask]

These videos are absolutely brilliant Limmy

[@theviper1999uk]

I never thought the words "Ye fack off ye cow ye" would bring me so much catharsis

[@PhilosophyofElivagar]

I think of all Limmy's Improv Stories, this will always be my favourite. Between this and the Washing machine salesman, Limmy is a genuine master of gaslighting and this awesome sort of surreal style of narration where the audience and protagonist are on the same page. I know it's just a funny video but there genuinely is a lot for literary critics to look into here.

[@banksdiggy]

You need to listen to The Nappy.

[@matttzzz2]

​@@banksdiggyfokin SLUDGE

[@Molach101]

Oh christ this is exactly like holidays with my parents & grandparents. So true it hurts.

[@hamish8283]

I'm actually getting angry at a fictional waitress 😂😂

[@spursphil81]

It’s like listening to the voices in my head about a hour after the incident has happened and I’m now at home!! Love it. 👍

[@zeztro]

Someone should animate these, that would be glorious

[@matttzzz2]

This rose my blood pressure right up

[@couchman-sw6jy]

I would love this to be made into a film sketch

[@thitherword]

This is pure Kafka... Fucking stressful. Master storyteller.

[@wayfarin]

this story is creepy. everything that happens after he swims out is a halucination while he's drowning.

[@FrizzRizzle]

Mary I Fuckin Flipped ehhhhhhhh I Fuckin Flipped ehhhhh

[@adudefromtheukvideos]

👏🏻 Craig 👏🏻 and 👏🏻 Mary 👏🏻 are 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 more 👏🏻 iconic 👏🏻 romantic 👏🏻 couple 👏🏻 than 👏🏻 Romeo 👏🏻 and 👏🏻 Juliet

[@tcampbell3072]

You might be ma new favourite person, John ma good man.

[@williambain6735]

Heeeeeyarrr, john smith, i put a 👎 on one of your comments, cannae mind what wan, but i meant to put a 👍 ..... joost in case you see it and think 'at'll be riiiiiiiiiight' 😁

[@Gunnersaurus1]

I don't know who needs to hear this...

[@iBoondox]

Yer feather wid be proud

[@stupidass4567able]

Not enough face-zooms tae foook mann....

[@monarosberg6036]

Hallo nordmann

[@riceboybebop7018]

Ay canadeh eht Ay canadeh eht Ay canadeh eht

[@MrDefusee]

This story was so fucking stressful

[@SongBillong]

That face at the end is classic Limmy

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

All this over a cup of tea. Good story, though. Angry intimidating voice is always welcome.

[@markgates9712]

Please keep these up limmy its really funny.

[@joshuawilson8564]

Raw description of mental deterioration

[@JP-wm1qz]

His true self started coming out at the end

[@sonnyobrien]

this is undoubtedly the best one

[@kevarsa]

Amazing!!

[@malpasification]

Someone needs to animate these.

[@ryancruickshank4816]

Joseph Malpas nah

[@gullythetim5409]

Nah wouldn't be as funny without his face acting

[@SuperKayno189]

A got done in at the metro in Saltcoats, great night, great story

[@Aldoo97]

This is like a Curb Your Enthusiasm storyline. Limmy is Scotland's Larry David

[@tomdomagalski3679]

I literally thought the same. This was a very Larry David scene

[@TroutMaskReplicaa]

these need to be turned into short 30 minute anthology episodes. fucking incredible.

[@TroutMaskReplicaa]

on telly

[@howdarethee]

Let the story commence... "Craig, and Mary..."

[@davidwarner6755]

Limmy has a weird talent. Not sure why I enjoy these but I do...am I mad?

[@ButterflyGhostBFG]

This story gave me anxiety 😅

[@McNulty51]

Not very attentive staff. Bitta lip coming aff her. Bad yelp review. Get her sacked

[@BARRACULA94]

not a chain and it's in a smallish place, she's probably secure enough in her job that she's allowed to be lippy

[@markutley42]

Dental Plan, Lisa needs braces

[@rabdouglas1236]

Always sunny in Saltcoats

[@hitmanatyourdoor]

Am freakin oot by tha wey

[@UploadN0ob]

I just want Old Australia back (from the 1984) back when you could ride your surfboard to work and play cricket until yer Da’ stopped beating Ma. I just want to eat a pint of Vegemite for brekky. {don’t check my likes Bryan}

[@drdassler]

Looking good in some adidas Originals. Nice. 👍

[@PaddyRoon7]

Im only 8 mins in but I know this server is gonna meet a fate worse than death at Craig's hands

[@GeneralWolfuk]

Pishen ma seul, what the fuck. You're absolutely genius man

[@tomdomagalski3679]

Don't fucking START with any FART PART alright? 4:25

[@simonball2855]

Welcome to my life.

[@kreide_tv]

cant wait to freak out myself like that

[@Impulze08]

next one: The unexpected brexit incident

[@chevalierdunord3732]

Nae trouble in paradise

[@JimJimothy]

This one hit me hard.

[@reecefink8837]

That made my fucking day

[@RikiNewtonMusicianSongwriter]

Play For Today !! Classic Limmy improv story. Sit back folks....... and enjoy 😉

[@unconvincingrebel]

Yes Mary! defending her man for once

[@zakdoesstuff8714]

Please record skits of all these stories.

[@TheWaxChainFanClub]

Couldn't make out most for that story for all that farting.

[@halo091]

A playthrough of re2 would be sick nae

[@RobWright1981]

When I'm in a situation like the one with the B&B owner, and I have a friend or whatever with me and I feel they're taking the B&B owner's side, I think I might be dreaming or am being gaslighted.

[@kirstymcintyre4844]

cannae dae it cannae dae it cannae dae it

[@teejaymack5839]

Very good story limmy the man in the story is probably how I'd turn out to be like lol

[@ytn675]

This is relatable

[@Leeko23Arsenal]

What a payoff

[@aprisonerscinemastephenmur6932]

It's always craig! Lmao

[@dodzy6]

aw some guys just cant do anything right man

[@stupidass4567able]

Creek n maery

[@starna5264]

cannae do it

[@athulfgeirsson]

requiem

[@OrgaMecha4253]

limmy is this story true

[@nojot0]

Is your profile picture from the game Hebereke?

[@OrgaMecha4253]

@@nojot0 yes

[@nojot0]

@@OrgaMecha4253 I thought I recognized it. It's a good game.

[@jimmy2minutes]

I love you. I'm English. 😆

[@leecameron9226]

Ohhhhhh uuuuuu bummmdaaa

[@riceboybebop7018]

Cannaedeeet

[@YOYO-mx6ie]

Have y'all seen Brian's girlfriend. WoW she is so beautiful

[@maksvertnik5345]

1st, also love your vids Limmy.

[@weaversarms]

5th