"You two are weird. Would you like some cocaine?" lol priceless.
@REAPER3fitty4 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite lines. If I ever go overseas and am asked if I'm from America I WILL say "Yeah, but don't hold it against me."
@romilrh4 жыл бұрын
Brendan Gleeson coming out of nowhere and staring into our souls is the cherry on top
@shikeridoo3 жыл бұрын
Disarming statement against all the negative stereotypes that are floating in peoples heads, especially nowadays.
@henryulric Жыл бұрын
Wtf is happening on this movie, lol
@rabbieburns25019 ай бұрын
GIF'd
@liamdennis561911 жыл бұрын
Brendan Gleeson's face is brilliant when he comes back from the toilet
@TheMetalhead6789 жыл бұрын
Yeah I pissed myself laughing rofl.
@Zer0nite4 жыл бұрын
He's high on coke.
@derrickb4274 жыл бұрын
@@Zer0nite Actually he was crying, which is why his eyes are watery and it looks like he is trying to keep himself from frowning. Remember when Ray was concerned since cocaine makes Ken depressed?
@Zer0nite4 жыл бұрын
@@derrickb427 Incorrect. He goes to the bathroom with cocain, and comes back like this right after Farrell asks if they want cocain. There's the joke that sailed over your head.
@djc25263 жыл бұрын
We've all been there....
@KenjiMapes4 жыл бұрын
“Give us a gram then...” Then Gleeson comes back from the bathroom zonked, his expression is perfect.
@Ser_Arthur_Dayne3 жыл бұрын
Literally the next time I am around someone with (hopefully a quantity) of Cocaine, I am going to say "Give us a gram then..." lol.
@j0nnyism3 жыл бұрын
Yep I recognise that. I wonder if the actors have taken coke before. Their behaviour is spot on. Although they may just be excellent actors. The guy playing the dwarf is spot on
@Slippy1003 жыл бұрын
@@j0nnyism Christ the gardai take coke so I'd say gleeson definitely has some experience
@tooterooterville3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely adore good British (Irish this time) film making, especially when they use a lot of their colloquialisms like 'give "us" a gram' when only referring to themselves. First time I heard that usage really caught my attention because no American would ever say it that way.
@martinjames64312 ай бұрын
@@j0nnyism A gram at once though? No way. Cheap whizz maybe
@simonrayner3677 жыл бұрын
this movie made me want to visit brugges.....so I did in 2014. Best place I've been to, found an old bar in an 800 year old cellar. beautiful
@alexvaldovinos36097 жыл бұрын
Simon Rayner How much money did you spent?
@sailorj2376 жыл бұрын
Ken is that you ?
@StGeorgedragonhunter6 жыл бұрын
Alex Valdovinos bruges is fairly cheap
@DGdescendant226 жыл бұрын
Im doing that soon 👌
@simonrayner3674 жыл бұрын
@@alexvaldovinos3609 late reply sorry. No idea about the bar - that bit was a bit of a mess. Drank the rarest beer in the world though 🍻
@nicolasboehm16739 жыл бұрын
colin farrells best film, all the actors were great
@Stuart2674 жыл бұрын
@jaue82 Was going to suggest that myself. He is hilarious in that, sadly everyone only talks about the bad films he's done. There are many. He's great in the film Intermission. total psychopath in that
@rustlemejimmys4 жыл бұрын
@@Stuart267 the lobster is really quiet incredible as well.
@bellmeisterful4 жыл бұрын
Yeah and he was great in True Detective
@henrylogman53684 жыл бұрын
Tiger land
@isaacnegal58604 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry for this man who made this comment before The Gentlemen
@dani123jelll10 жыл бұрын
" one gay beer please " hahahaha
@j0nnyism3 жыл бұрын
That gay beer is really nice though they do serve it up in gay little glasses it’s really strong stuff
@finnkdy2 жыл бұрын
@@j0nnyism yip, 4 and ye think yer ôn Das Boot. kudos barman, he knew 😁😁
@StephNuggs3 ай бұрын
What alcohol percentage does average Yankee beer have? Srly asking @@j0nnyism
@aNohbody2 ай бұрын
@@StephNuggs 4-5%, what about yours?
@StephNuggs2 ай бұрын
@@aNohbody 5+ but most light beers are 4+. Heard somewhere that American beer has less alcohol content. Or perhaps the most popular ones do at least
@angrygoldfish12 жыл бұрын
This is such an underrated film. I know it's already a cult classic, but as far as traditional film-making goes, it's an exemplary piece. The acting is like nothing else out there, literally. The pacing and timing is tight. The storyline is both tragic and darkly comedic. The cinematography is simple, reflecting the principle subjects and settings. The themes of duty and shame, even amongst killers, is done in such a way that it makes you believe how absurd it is, and that's a fantastic thing.
@kayned5 жыл бұрын
Would you like some cocaine?
@romanvolovik64954 жыл бұрын
@@kayned yes please
@romanvolovik64954 жыл бұрын
Also... This is such an underrated film. It's a cult classic. Do you know what dissonance is?
@failtolawl4 жыл бұрын
shut up
@KenjiMapes4 жыл бұрын
Well said I have the same sentiments It’s truly a wonderful dark comedy with rich dialogue and even though it’s dark as hell it has great moments of levity. Not to mention the cast is sublime. Ralf Fiennes, Brendan Gleeson and especially the underrated Colin Farrell bring their A games.
@david55216 жыл бұрын
I love the shot with Colin and Brendan with their faces looming over - like the masks of tragedy and comedy.
@j0nnyism3 жыл бұрын
That’s why it’s a black comedy. Very ealingesque
@tedmdelacruz14 жыл бұрын
"I wasn't waving hello to anybody.. except maybe to a horse."
@mrneutral84233 жыл бұрын
'whaaa?'
@CDN29611 жыл бұрын
one of the best movies ever
@Nanku422 жыл бұрын
Indeed it is
@ForwardPixels7 жыл бұрын
Love the way he says why didn't you wave hello to me today when i waved hello to you today
@biggles111114 жыл бұрын
WhydidntyouwavehellotometodaywhenIwavedhellotoyoutoday? Wait what!? That would be my first thought...
@kustomkure3 жыл бұрын
I swear the little dude in this movie doesn't get enough recognition. Well underrated.
@whatdaro Жыл бұрын
Gleeson is not that big to call Colin little.
@kustomkure Жыл бұрын
@@JDFuckinB what's the irony?
@71poiuytrewq4 жыл бұрын
"Just try not to say anything too loud or crass". Best line ever!! 😂😂😂
@a.s.219 Жыл бұрын
Then Colin comes in, being quite loud and crass lololol
@citrusforce12 жыл бұрын
The poking is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
@REAPER3fitty4 жыл бұрын
Before KZbin was a huge thing I always wished someone appreciated all the little parts in this movie like I did. Now I found y'all!
@jimbo921075 ай бұрын
One of the funniest movies ever. The acting was maniacally good. Everybody in the cast was having a fantastic time just being as oddball as they could be. I blame Colin Farrell as the instigator. Can't have a normal movie with that guy in it.
@Zakoid13 жыл бұрын
Gleesons face at 3:50...😁😁... Anyway, this is a quality film. It's got the lot, great performances, excellent dialogue, comedy moments, tense moments and heartfelt moments.. But they fit together because the characters feel real. Brilliant 👍
@servo66 Жыл бұрын
I don't know why but hearing the little ding of the bottom of the glass hitting the bar as he takes his drinks away somehow hits me right in the funny bone.
@misterbonzoid5623 Жыл бұрын
Ikr
@sianspherica Жыл бұрын
"I was on a very strong tranquilizer today. I wasn't waving hello to anyone today, well maybe to a horse" This is the most hilarious line in the whole movie.
@tenkenroo Жыл бұрын
“You’re a fucking inanimate object!” Is also a good one. This movie is very underrated
@kellyrhoads1067 Жыл бұрын
Inanimate object line I have said to several ppl when I am pissed at them. No one gets the humor or reference
@TheStopShort Жыл бұрын
“Wha?? What’re ya talkin bout?” “Just horseshit.”
@TheGrimmCommoner2 жыл бұрын
It's a small detail, but I find it hilarious when the wee man is lifting the drinks off the bar and dings the bottom of one of them. This is an excellent film.
@Ser_Arthur_Dayne4 жыл бұрын
"You got FIVE GRAMS OF COKE?? ... No, I got FOUR Grams on me and ONE GRAM in me..." === the best line ever.
@Ser_Arthur_Dayne2 жыл бұрын
@Simulation algorithm "One Gay Beer, please!"
@wibblewobble19342 жыл бұрын
Every line in this movie is a work of art, exceptional screenplay.
@leshifty19995 жыл бұрын
"Have you got some sort of problem?" " No, no problem... 4 beers in 20 minutes, no problem." :>
@StephNuggs Жыл бұрын
But it was 4 gay beers so I don't know why he's surprised
@chukmorris82644 жыл бұрын
At 1:41 I laughed so hard with him getting the glasses down from the counter... lol 😂
@TheArcher1012 жыл бұрын
Donk!
@bashllaribuand42022 жыл бұрын
U American
@blacksabbathmatters33652 жыл бұрын
This movie is fucking brilliant. And Bruges really is like a fairytale. I was there with a girl from Holland for 4 nights. Wonderful memories 🙂
@abdullahseckin8 жыл бұрын
2:36 that barmen is so ready to give a beer to someone who wants.
@mglyants9 жыл бұрын
My favourite movie, the only film I've watched 3 or 4 times
@conorgreenwood72593 жыл бұрын
Goes over to confront the dwarf from America about not waving back to him in the streets earlier and just starts poking him in the head😂😂😂
@viperatech Жыл бұрын
Colin Farrell, most underrated actor in the history of Hollywood.
@dougd50023 жыл бұрын
Re the "Don't hold it against me" line. My mother (British & elderly) was up in Scotland in the 90s and met some American tourists on a ferry. They said "We love it up here, they don't all hate us". My old girl replied "Oh, they do, they're just too polite to say so". She had her moments.
@0sumgame5413 жыл бұрын
"You two are weird, (pauses)...would you like some cocaine?" cracks me up everytime.
@fantasticsituation94617 жыл бұрын
When he’s taking the beers down and he clips the bar lol
@j0nnyism3 жыл бұрын
For those who don’t know; the dwarf is actually played by Matt Damon. I thought his performance was excellent. I really believed he was really small. The special effects worked great. Of course there’s no such thing as a dwarf. They were invented by Tolkien
@lurkster19743 жыл бұрын
You are weird. Would you like some cocaine?
@brayantgnomez61023 жыл бұрын
Imma need that cocaine and lsd
@samarvora71853 жыл бұрын
" _Huh?_ "
@sjtv65652 жыл бұрын
@@hantzcoconut1882 Ok Google, what is humor
@FOGGYFOO2 жыл бұрын
MATT DAMON
@celticlofts8 жыл бұрын
Try not to say anything too loud or crass... lol
@denverbritto56065 жыл бұрын
and then his fellow Irishman goes and starts tapping the midget in the head
@paulletchworth20362 жыл бұрын
Amazing Movie , never gets old
@roberthayes98423 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite films, all brilliant
@AggroFish Жыл бұрын
Had my honeymoon In Bruges, mainly because of this film. Unfortunately it's now ending in divorce...but we had a lovely time In Bruges
@mr.drybones4 жыл бұрын
Why didn't you wave hello to me when I waved hello to you today?... It's these kind of things I love this movie for!😆
@BlackBarney4 жыл бұрын
The shot of him trying to reach the bar and pick up the two drinks while standing up... i can't even, lol
@jockmackay95824 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite moments. Pure understated comedy genius. Has me laughing every time. Then later when he karate chops him too
@TheArcher1012 жыл бұрын
Thonk!
@CJBlanda5 жыл бұрын
How did l miss this fine film when it was in the Cinema? It looks like another 'The Third Man' one of my favourite international film ever made.
@qaskas7 жыл бұрын
That dwarf looks like Matt Damon
@JamesCarmichael7 жыл бұрын
The Dwarf Supremacy
@s.g.75727 жыл бұрын
Holy shit
@Itsjustmyselfsoitis6 жыл бұрын
lol right enough, he does alright
@Hals6 жыл бұрын
Cannot unsee it
@JoseDelgado-id3el4 жыл бұрын
The Dwarfian", "Saving private Dwarf", "Good Dwarf hunting", "The informdwarf", "The talented Mr. Dwarf"
@stjepannekic36023 жыл бұрын
3:38 just can't 😆😆 his "Eh?" Is just too much 😆😆
@Xasperato9 жыл бұрын
Such a good fucking movie.
@kirkdeluvio57023 жыл бұрын
Awww wish I could visit Bruges someday!
@bottle1lack743 Жыл бұрын
'' you got some sort of problem " literally me whenever someone looks at me with the corner of their eyes
this movie ages like wine. it seriously gets funnier. and funnier. and darker. and funnier!!!
@zimzimma56883 жыл бұрын
Ye I had a particularly funny glass of wine the other night but then things got a bit dark.
@alexstathopoulos1653 жыл бұрын
That has to be the funniest scene ever cast to celluloid, in fact the whole film is a masterpiece of movie making.
@zeeshank1615 жыл бұрын
"One gay beer please" priceless
@laika66613 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the actor playing Jimmy (Jordan Prentice) is actually Canadian. My dad knew him in university since they both went to school in Nova Scotia. Apparently Jordan was somewhat of a local legend among the drama/theatre crowd.
@dinooldman66713 жыл бұрын
And he played Howard the Duck.
@TheArcher1012 жыл бұрын
Before this film even?
@samdaniels2 Жыл бұрын
"You heet de Canadian"
@martinhowarth81 Жыл бұрын
One of my top 5 movies of all time
@OaksArm2 жыл бұрын
Kudos to the creative team for being so subtle in their disdain for America.
@stephencronin10802 жыл бұрын
It really makes the depiction of Europe more accurate
@OaksArm Жыл бұрын
@Harold Paulle It’s sarcasm, my friend.
@OaksArm Жыл бұрын
@Dell Wright If by great you mean idiotic…
@OaksArm Жыл бұрын
@Harold Paulle I can’t disagree with that.
@adamelam63852 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite independent films. An absolute black comedy masterpiece.
@Samuel_J_Russell3 жыл бұрын
Ken goes from culture vulture to necking beers one after the other and racking up lines of coke in a very short space of time. This film is so funny.
@Philmoscowitz Жыл бұрын
Such an underrated movie!
@rho0082 жыл бұрын
Just the 4 minutes of clip here alone gave some of best lines only Quentin Tarantino can think of. Just him explaining how his night went is a classic line. Great writing.
@SchizoidPersonoid Жыл бұрын
Amazing that Martin McDonagh managed to write lines that only Quentin Tarantino can think of.
@WullyBeeUK7 жыл бұрын
I thought Colin Farrell was great in this film, he almost reminded me of Doyle in Father Ted with his silly faces and mannerisms. Hilarious.
@Itsjustmyselfsoitis6 жыл бұрын
Mate check out a short Irish film called 'Six Shooter', only about 30 min long. Its loosely what they based this movie on. Gleeson is in it. Bit of a morbid comedy but its good.
@alastairbeaumont95785 жыл бұрын
Doyle? As in MRS Doyle? Or Dougal?
@Kelly14UK5 жыл бұрын
@@alastairbeaumont9578 Oh go on, go on, go on! Does that answer your question for you?
@stephen36542 жыл бұрын
@@Itsjustmyselfsoitis Just watched it thanks for the recommendation, very good, the reluctant trolly dolly is Gleesons son in real life.
@scatterthewinds31264 жыл бұрын
This is such an underrated movie. What a work of art.
@Ser_Arthur_Dayne Жыл бұрын
"ONE GAY BEER, Please!!!" "Give us a Gram , then ..." "You two are *weird* ... Would you like some Cocaine??" 🤣😂😅🏴☠🏴☠🏴☠
@thesouthernwoodsmanuk2163 жыл бұрын
I need to watch this movie again. great.
@harryburrows21124 жыл бұрын
This is a really accurate depiction of what cocaine does.
@bepinkfloyd8144 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@james93114 жыл бұрын
Give us a gram then
@natronbetticus3 жыл бұрын
i enjoy the reference to "the time bandits" . great weird fun film
@toffeelatte60426 ай бұрын
Not only did he smash 4 beers in 20 mins, he smashed 4 leffes, that is impressive.
@celticsole75422 жыл бұрын
“Two gay beers please” 🤣😂🤣👌🏼
@davidcoleman757 Жыл бұрын
Love this movie. Harry's response to being offered dum-dum bullets...
@jackthenarrator4735 Жыл бұрын
"I know I shouldn't...but I will."
@andohish274 жыл бұрын
This is actually a really good movie I love the dialogue
@Kelly14UK5 жыл бұрын
Sir Winston Churchill and Alexander The Great in the same film. Nice. 😀
@TheGrimmCommoner2 жыл бұрын
I think you mean The Guard and The Coach.
@georgeknox18224 жыл бұрын
I can’t stop watching this movie... it’s as addictive as the coke
@EanestoB0rg9-s1h25 күн бұрын
"Try not to say anything too loud or crass." 18 seconds after swearing at the bartender for nothing
@allanlomas5133 Жыл бұрын
This movie is perfect imo
@mattymurdock7707 Жыл бұрын
Highly underrated film
@Satyr9103 жыл бұрын
hahaha i forgot how great this movie is! xD
@gaz48403 жыл бұрын
if you watch the extras, all the swear words from the film are edited together and its awesome
@attackpatterndelta89493 жыл бұрын
There’s isn’t a single part of this film that isn’t pure genius. “It’s an inanimate fucking object.” “YOU’RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!!!” “I’m sorry I called you an inanimate fucking object.”
@Scoob5059 жыл бұрын
I wasn't expecting to laugh like a drunk viking when Colin Farrell said "One gay beer please" but I did. Does this say something about my heritage?
@bard61847 жыл бұрын
"One gay beer for my gay friend one normal beer for me because i am normal"
@superhans41137 жыл бұрын
No
@dimbrightman7 жыл бұрын
How on earth does that say anything about your heritage?
@bottle1lack7436 жыл бұрын
Haatchii yes u have doubts
@nephastgweiz10226 жыл бұрын
You're trying too hard to compare yourself to a viking. Vikings were cool, their modern heirs are not.
@bkkvilla Жыл бұрын
One of the greatest films ever made.
@megastack95 Жыл бұрын
Brendan Gleeson pointing at the glass and kinda grunting for a refill always makes me laugh
@DanButton89 Жыл бұрын
"Would you like some cocaine?". Fucking gets me everytime I hear it 😂
@Elusive_Pete4 жыл бұрын
"Just horseshit" FUCKIN LOL!
@brettpevats35372 жыл бұрын
I love how it cuts to him naming dwarfs that topped themselves
@SomeBodyIUsedToKnow84 жыл бұрын
“Brothels are good” lmao
@erikfreitas7093 Жыл бұрын
Expert-level sarcasm right there haha
@SeigeCJ12 жыл бұрын
3:40 after what she said..... His face is a picture! xD
Next time i go to Europe, i'm gonna ask a beer like "One gay beer please!"
@StephNuggs4 жыл бұрын
German beer will make you think twice about the word gay
@cjhere22244 жыл бұрын
@@StephNuggs been threre...no disrespect but BS.
@speedoy2k14 жыл бұрын
I love the bit where he offers the midget some Charlie then Ken comes into shot with eyes like snooker balls lol
@tomsellars61104 жыл бұрын
Ben Stanbridge you still alive ?
@krognak11 жыл бұрын
The dwarf chap isn't the guy from game of thrones, just so some folks know.
@flybeep16614 жыл бұрын
Really looks like a younger version of Peter Dinklage. Even in 2008.
@IHSchwingo4 жыл бұрын
@@flybeep1661 That's just dwarfist!
@pauloneill16234 жыл бұрын
It's Peter dinklage..
@Spirit-Soldier20264 жыл бұрын
@@pauloneill1623 Jordan Prentice
@smellypatel52722 жыл бұрын
I know people will say it's discrimination but if you put aside the fact that they're dwarves, they do have some similar facial features and mannerisms. He even does the same thing with his fingers that dinklage does
@emmanuela7528 Жыл бұрын
Crushing four Belgian beers in twenty minutes is remarkable. Belgian beer goes hard.
@fantarum12 жыл бұрын
a small glass of beer, being irish we get our pints of beer so its unusual for irish men to drink a glass of beer hence they call it gay beer. Theres prop 3 of them glass in one pint
@JayWelton927 жыл бұрын
Except Belgian beer is a lot stronger than UK and Irish 4% beer. They have smaller glasses because it ranges usually around 8-12%
@Itsjustmyselfsoitis6 жыл бұрын
Jamie Welton Doesn't matter, its still gay in a glass. Just drink less pints of 8-12%, no need to go gay
@finnkdy3 жыл бұрын
Yay, but a half dozen pack sum punch.
@cjhere22244 жыл бұрын
Time Bandits was a good movie.
@anonmedia18834 жыл бұрын
“Just horse-shit”
@josephsalmonte4995 Жыл бұрын
"I'll have a gay beer please" 😂
@northernbrother12582 жыл бұрын
Colin Farrell's Irish accent is spot on!
@whyisntitpossible4042 жыл бұрын
That might be because he's Irish
@JM-qv7fe2 жыл бұрын
Lol this comment is funny
@reidflemingworldstoughestm1394 Жыл бұрын
Instant classic.
@tonyrandall3146 Жыл бұрын
And he did indeed say crass things.. More subtle foreshadowing
@gieglinglove3 жыл бұрын
This is important.
@jeanhalliday4646 Жыл бұрын
Great movie
@MagnumTriumph3 жыл бұрын
This movie always makes me want to do a gram of coke lol
@SunnyBear7 жыл бұрын
"One gay beer, please!"
@jackominty3633 Жыл бұрын
We see the 4th beer is not a full glass, next shot - it's magically a full glass.
@DAS_k1ishEe6 жыл бұрын
The post iraq war anti-americanism. There is no better representation of that time than this movie xD