In Case You Forgot the Entire Story of Final Fantasy XIV So Far...

[@MalganisLefay]

Intergalactic Super Depression in Birdgirl form...

[@ArchieGamez]

Peak

[@KnightRaymund]

😄

[@Flashchocobo]

Ishikawa was so real for that one

[@adamchaplin9702]

Mood

[@knightsolaire5351]

Slight correction: pretty sure that the grand companies want to recruit you BECAUSE you killed ifrit, not send you to do it. They pretty much kiss your boots to try and get you to join theirs BECAUSE you’re a badass.

[@kat_the_ot]

I lost it at "Ice Catholics"

[@MaisieSqueak]

AKA "In case you're a filthy skipper and take a strange pleasure in lying about it when asked"

[@Esoterik14]

I'm a filthy skipper and shout it from the rooftops any time I get the chance lol.

[@Gemini_Godhand]

Filthy casual cutscene skipper for years now!

[@laerwen]

@@Esoterik14 Strange to play a story-based game to completely ignore the whole point of it, but you do you

[@RhiffRhaff]

​@laerwen dunno about them, but I only play FFXIV for the end game with my friends. Story doesn't interest me in the slightest.

[@Corvo_B]

​@@laerwenstrange, people play games for different reasons. What a concept.

[@MissKashira]

This is the best summary of anything ever created in the history of the universe. A++

[@BrightNeonBrilliancy]

'coked up pope' i cant 😆😆😆

[@IKaishoI]

Appreciate this, I played in 1.0 and was looking to start again, and this is a great recap.

[@michellgutierrez3937]

Like 90% of the story beats are skipped for a funny video, in what way is this a great recap

[@rotisseriepossum]

great for 10 minutes maybe but there’s waaaay too many important details left out

[@lysandre1861]

6:20 you don't kill the four lords, they have you kick the shit out of them as a form of destressing

[@Kikkia2018]

I had the luxury of playing ARR-Shadowbringers in a few months, so I remembered G’raha, but I wonder how many people who have been playing since the beginning actually knew who he was when they saw him. He seemed like a nobody when I did the Crystal Tower questline lol.

[@Corvo_B]

You'd be surprised. The story means a lot to a good majority of the player base. I remember the discourse before the launch of the expansion was speculation on whether Graha was the Exarch.

[@HerzogZosa]

i have a critique to make! if you count Zenos as a half-god, you should yotsuyu also count as such. i mean... with her happens nearly the same stuff as with zenos. and yes, i only write this comment, cuz the "1/2"-sting burning in my monk-perfection eyes! leave me be! XD

[@joelbassett434]

This is wonderfully accurate. 😊

[@SpicyPotatoe]

Shadowbringers starts off as that IASIP Charlie Day meme

[@Silver-hg1kx]

Dear gods this is amazing, I love it. Thank you!

[@arzedeunebulus9232]

I love this. while a bit sad that all the... raid series weren't covered. but that would add on like another 10 minutes? (I really like the lore/story that comes from them. Including, but not limited to: Coils, Alexander, Omega, Eden, and Pandaemonium. ....Wait, that's all of them) Great recap though! Will share!!

[@JohraB]

I'm working on the raid recaps now, givin each expansion it's own video, but covering both the 8 and 24 person raids

[@luulusoul]

This brought me great happiness😂😂😂

[@flanmi]

Techinicaly you missing genbu, the sisters and somehow even anima in your god count

[@JohraB]

I forgot Genbu was also an Auspcice, and with the level of gods we were killing in Endwalker, I kinda forgot the sisters and anima were also gods

[@panda6907]

Wouldn't the final score of dead gods be...35½? Elulogea? (That's not even touching the Mandeville storyline, the TRUE main scenario)

[@lysandre1861]

eulogia is all the twelve fused into one form, 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 +1 +1 +1 +1 /=/ 13

[@panda6907]

@lysandre1861 I did mean the total number of individual gods you murk. But if eulogia is all the others, and an individual, the score should reflect that.

[@naysayer3]

Well done 👏 haha

[@lunyiea]

Papalymo QWQ

[@LordOfOlympus]

This is great. The dry wit and straight to the point approach is appreciated. Looking forward to your next videos!

[@delimelone]

As someone who is a notorious story skiper that plans to actually pay attention to the story this expansion this couldn't come at a better time. So these 10 minutes are all I know of the story going into Dawntrail, thank you.

[@Bluemansonic]

5:47 wait, im not at that part yet, after 2 months of grinding im still only halfway there!?

[@ntma]

very accurate. GG. hope the beach episode doesnt suck

[@RhiffRhaff]

Where are the overalls/top from? It looks nice :3

[@IaconDawnshire]

I've been playing since 1.0 and I can't remember everything!

[@clooebooie]

YIPPIEEEEEE, thank u for this, i totally clocked out of paying attention to the story during the eulmore part of shadowbringers all those years ago😅

[@MurderBagel]

Very good lol :D

[@sjacpswbs03162005]

Look, elidibus being a god and Gunnhildr erasure!! I like the 10 mins time limit though

[@sjacpswbs03162005]

And to no one’s surprise - bozja story summary!

[@JohraB]

Bozja has been a slow grind I haven't really prioritized yet, sorry. And I'd probably only count Elidibus as half because the Ascian's are all kinda god-like already, but I wasn't going to add each of them in as well

[@CameronHero32581]

Were Ratatoskr and Niddhogg mates? I don't recall that bit of lore. Lyse is not a princess. Her father was a guard for the Mad King before fleeing to join the Resistance. Lyse is only the leader of the resistance, at the dying request of Conrad Kemp.

[@cat-puccino]

They weren't mates, you're right. I noticed it too and Ratatoskr is Nidhoggs's sister

[@JohraB]

The relations of the first brood are all a bit sus, imo. And Lyse may not technically be a princess, but that's the role she kinda fills in the story

[@laerwen]

@@JohraB She fills it as a leader, but not royalty.