"In Honolulu" - German Sailor Song

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[@fzzy5739]

what if we kissed.... ...on german samoa??? 😳😳😳

[@sgp7931]

jk jk 😂😂 unless 😏💞💓

[@myDickbiG]

@@sgp7931 unless what?

[@Lots17]

@CobaltMusketeer nein

[@Thisisstupid427]

Ja nein

[@michaellacht14]

The western islands of Samoa were a german colony before their independence

[@dalmatiaball7687]

Getting rejected - small brain Getting rejected and making a song about it - big brain

[@anubs9528]

Gettin rejected and making an upbeat song about it - ultra brain

[@shizukajoestar614]

Getting rejected and making an upbeat song with your fellow sailors about it - legendary brain

[@muhammadfadhiil5992]

@@corensiagh ha ha davie504

[@lilyislamey1265]

Neing happy about being rejected: *E N L I G H T E N M E N T*

[@crowbirdryuell]

Hmm seems Tylor Swift to me

[@notdoneyet1361]

Smh why do all these hot Polynesian women go for dumb chads, instead of Imperial German gentlemen gamers like me?

[@Nechayev_]

Not Done Yet because who wants a nose like that?

[@aethelwyrnblack4918]

The virgin imperial German gentleman vs the chad husband

[@matttt6772]

The Virgin German Imperialist vs The Chad Samoan Warrior

[@abrokenthing470]

Lol down here in the HI they married to big strong gangster Polynesian guys

[@visayanmissnanny2.076]

Weil du ein Simp bist

[@smashwombel]

When you get friendzoned in your own colony

[@jeegunugger1871]

And then u call on the bois to do u a solid ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)

[@NBAI823]

When you get rejected by your child

[@kirillassasin]

Northern tracks when you get rejected from Art School

[@elcompagenito3250]

Time to commit some atrocities then

[@noro_04]

@@NBAI823 what

[@Lin-ij9vk]

is this the first instance of "Hey" "I have a boyfriend."

[@Firmus777]

No, it has probably been a thing as long as monogamy has.

[@marrqi7wini54]

Well husband, but yeah.

[@Hamsterdami]

Imperial version of

[@rhodesianwojak2095]

that would be mark antony

[@properlyoiled661]

Firmus Have you ever heard of a joke before?

[@harz632]

French and British colonial songs: Our army is the strongest, we fuck up everything that stands in our way German colonial songs: I fell in love with a girl but she isnt interested

[@pharaoh9588]

F

[@Retaliatixn]

Isn't someone gonna mention the fact that he kinda treated her like a savage with "and then she went in the town dancing without clothes nor underwear" ?

[@harz632]

@@Retaliatixn How is that treating her like a savage? that is how they walked around.

[@the_katzy]

Imperial incel

[@isd4154]

@@harz632 oh god do you actually like the German Empire?

[@yodef6828]

Imagine asking a girl if you can accompany her and she says, *"OH PLEASE, NO"*

[@Litovskyy]

Well, time for another anschluss

[@jellevanschaijk05]

i'd probably go into cardiac arrest

[@DragonHunter24]

Its more like „Aw Hell, no!“ in the context of that he‘s not worth of hers time

[@masonwolf1934]

feelsbadman

[@unicornlegit3696]

@@DragonHunter24 nope in german its like a No thank you like a kind no

[@dataexpunged2827]

“C’mon bro ask her out the worst she can say is no” The girl: *ACH BITTE, NEIN!*

[@shawnv123]

oh please no

[@atc5412]

OH PLEASE NO I WILL GET MURDERED FOR CHEATING ON MY HUSBAND

[@benhennessy9507]

F

[@WCortW553]

In perfect German too

[@rugiiman8917]

Ich bin verheirat

[@bananaborealis9515]

When a German boi gets friendzoned in the 19th century

[@nolongerinusequit3621]

Banana Borealis 20th*

[@EnderGrad]

@@nolongerinusequit3621 How about the 1900s?

[@utkumat]

@@EnderGrad what about early 1900s

[@tonit4233]

How about the first decade of the 1900s

[@PPandaPete]

What a simp

[@turtek12]

"In Honolulu, in the Land of the Azores, and on Samoa, this is tradition." Poor guy got friendzoned on at least three different islands.

[@sigmaballsnetwork]

The Azores is multiple islands, same with Samoa, my man gets rejected too much

[@thetoastergod5935]

damn, even the Portuguese rejected him, AND THEY ADMIRE THE GERMANS

[@shawnv123]

does anybody know who made this song and when it was made

[@scottishemu159]

@@shawnv123 1871 - 1918

[@gavriloprincip9634]

@SkepticDylan Well yeah somewhere between those years

[@theboringprogrammer4444]

Boys when they get friendzoned: Omg I'm so sad this is so sad I'm so depressed... *Men when they get friendzoned:*

[@saitama4128]

Gentlemen*

[@aestheticimagery7702]

i thought they committed mass murder of some kind

[@idiocrat3744]

@@aestheticimagery7702 Of ones which fought german policemen with muskets in the jungles yes, but the loyals weren't touched

[@captainvanhorn773]

Ger Men

[@FUnazis]

@@saitama4128 GerMen ^^

[@cr0647]

An F for the dude that went to Samoa to get friendzoned

[@12Raven]

F

[@thefricking5407]

F

[@thievingdisc779]

F

[@aaronculebro8672]

F

[@biriistetakmakafana8315]

F

[@igotnoname1761]

Sorry but I can t get over the fact that it looks like Czechoslovakia

[@alejandropoczynokh]

LMAO yes

[@Woah595]

?

[@CommisionerArts]

That got split in half. Oh wait it did

[@gabrielgri]

@@CommisionerArts .

[@igotnoname1761]

@RobloxianDushman yee bruv

[@strangeonexd4776]

Imagine if you wanted to get into Heaven But God said "Ach bitte nein!"

[@sigmaballsnetwork]

*P A I N*

[@Rinzler3757]

Agony

[@TheMaster-ch3rm]

lmao

[@theromanempire6221]

Guess ill go to hell **insert meme**

[@lmaocetung]

Ich brauche nichts zu sagen..

[@VixCorydon]

Netherland soldier: "Girls from Java love us!" Austrian soldier : "You should meet italian women!" French soldier: "Indochinese girls love our company" British soldier: "Girls from India are really into us" German soldier from Samoa or little polish town: Puts muzzle of Gew98 into mouth...

[@YataTheFifteenth]

"Ich dunno mann, being single ist not bad."

[@rextheroyalist6389]

American Soldier: "Those Filipino girls are wild" Soviet Soldier: "I guess that was also true of the Berliner women we met..." Japanese Soldier: "Nanking, same here..." Turkish Soldier: "At least you guys had some women left, it was boring af in west Armenia" Neo-Tibetan Empire Soldier: "What time do we live in?!"

[@RyujinNoKami]

Reiner_trying_to_commit_suicide.jpg

[@vgjl1824]

And where is spanish the most important

[@VixCorydon]

@@vgjl1824 Somewhere in Cuba commiting cool war crimes with Blas Villate, but yeah Cuban girls also liked them, not like those Virgin Prussians. Chad empires club is consitent of all empires aging more than 47 years

[@dougdog1224]

I love the way it says “In Honolulu” in the German accent

[@Major_Bomber187]

Best German phrase to say my friend.

[@thefricking5407]

I N H O N O L U L U

[@hoontersmusthoont834]

It isn’t even accent... that’s how you say in Honolulu in german... coincidentally the same as in English

[@FRFFW]

@@hoontersmusthoont834 is like German say Newyork or else

[@Major_Bomber187]

@@FRFFW Agreed

[@za.monolit]

What Moana heard after the movie.

[@migukmoonpark4312]

Hippity Hoppity, das island ist now mein Property.

[@potatotop9532]

Lmao

[@wife_puncher_bot8483]

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

[@northatlanticcommonwealth1188]

@@wife_puncher_bot8483 get out of here swamp German

[@cxarhomell5867]

@@northatlanticcommonwealth1188 nein

[@tardarsauce1842]

Imagine being a German and traveling all the way to Somoa and met a girl, you've liked her and confessed your feelings and she told you she is married. *Then you travelled in Poland and the Polish girl tells you she has a boyfriend*

[@glaucetas141]

And make a whole song about it

[@viraxo5474]

I think you got the meaning of the song wrong lol

[@designation7395]

I think the polish girl is a nun, for she “never kisses” or works in some religious job

[@gabrielemilitello8658]

and then Germany loses WWI

[@zafelrede4884]

@@viraxo5474 he is talking about another song about a polish girl

[@ikenasioainuiti798]

Imagine actually being from Polynesia and having German ancestors 𝘰𝘩 𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘵

[@ugako]

Some of them have german surnames, especially politicians and entrepreneurs

[@basedkaiser5352]

I’m from Tahiti and it’s actually not that rare for us to have some Germanic blood in us. If you come here you’ll find Tahitians with Dutch, English, French and German ancestry.

[@ikenasioainuiti798]

@@basedkaiser5352 tonga here lol

[@tomfrazier1103]

Von Holts on Oahu, and other Hawaiian Germans. The Hawaiian Kingdom nearly scrapped with the Germans in 1886 over Samoa. RHN Kaimiloa.

[@antiracistbaby1085]

The rock

[@zenekragdoll8064]

English sailor songs: come on boys we will sing in some kind of choir. YAY! we have a flute! German sailor songs: GET ZE ENITIRE ORCHESTRA ON SHIP

[@turtek12]

German sailor songs: T U B A

[@intercontinentalballisticm4296]

Why do you think German ships are big

[@user-kb2if1cg7s]

@@intercontinentalballisticm4296 I think because they are big

[@intercontinentalballisticm4296]

@@user-kb2if1cg7s ah damn that is some really big brain thinking

[@Zac_Craig-Claveau]

Why'd you think they made the Bismarck so huge?

[@richardnoah2922]

My female friend who speaks German moved to Honululu last year. I gotta hit her with that "fraulein darf ich sie begleiten?"

[@nicholashoover931]

How did it go?

[@ctieyantie2481]

bro how did it go

[@BTClips522]

OH, BITTE NEIN!

[@126Edward]

@@ctieyantie2481 I want to know too

[@richardnoah2922]

@propaganda dude ..... y'all she lives across the pacific from me lol

[@jaycyrusutuone9926]

I'm Samoan and I love that the Germans notice something from us...that we are so traditional.🇦🇸🇼🇸

[@matzmilan7780]

Samoa is an American territory?

[@youarenotmadenough655]

Yeah it IS an American territory, doesn't mean it always was.

[@Exodon2020]

@@matzmilan7780 Used to be German, then Japanese and finally American...

[@dr.shuppet5452]

@@matzmilan7780 Former German Samoa is now independent, American Samoa still belongs to the US.

[@MrKenichi22]

SIIrmax Samoa was originally split between America, Germany and the United Kingdom.

[@kyleshiflet9952]

My fiancee is Samoan and was taught German by her grandmother who leaned from her grandmother who dated a German Sailor briefly before leaving to fight in WW1 Edit: we just had our first child Heidi Mahina Shiflet

[@kyleshiflet9952]

@Carl Le Pauvre thanks were married now and happily I might add

[@Rob17kLiebermann]

I hope you are happy living together

[@kyleshiflet9952]

@@Rob17kLiebermann we are

[@akramgimmini8165]

@@kyleshiflet9952 Glückwunsch, mein Guter

[@crazyguy3816]

That's actually kind of sad to me. The one German who doesn't get friendzoned goes to fight in one of the most brutal wars in history, and the girl he left behind taught her future family how to speak German. Keep that tradition alive.

[@kickbutoxy1218]

Moral of the story Don't ask a native married women out for a date

[@johnnytopside9215]

Don't ask a -native- married women out for a date

[@hiimryan2388]

Johnny Topside oof the problem is consent... should have known that

[@vittoriovaglio2031]

I imagine the lady in tu3 song as common caucasian rich german

[@occam7382]

I mean, it sounded like he literally just asked if he could walk with her, and she completely flipped out. Probably wasn't the first time a German had walked up to her, and I'm guessing the other times, they weren't so friendly. 19th-Century imperialism. Gotta love it.

[@joutakujo9773]

The background drawing is really beautiful

[@retropirate1]

even the krauts cant withstand a exotic chick

[@EE-ed6fz]

The first simp

[@LordVader1094]

@@EE-ed6fz hol up

[@AB-bg7os]

Race mixing is cringe

[@twankies8051]

cool name mixed race couple? Cringe *proceeds to shred a guitar*

[@goldencheese7247]

Im german and sing this out loud regularly when drunk. 😂

[@DerSingh0329]

Love it, it would be fun and a great memory as well 😂😂

[@seanhuds229]

As do I, foot stomping on the ground all the time.

[@ryeryeryerye]

Army bands have the best songs

[@theformerkaiser9391]

I wonder if the Bundesmarine still sings this song

[@jeegunugger1871]

Drunk funni 👍🏿👍🏿

[@daniell847]

I live in Honolulu and I can confirm that this happens every day

[@dreadpiraterobertsii4420]

I assumed Hawaii was 50% Asians 40% Americans and 8% African and 2% native Hawaiian Polynesian?

[@dreadpiraterobertsii4420]

Vlad The Impaler id love Togo to Hawaii but as you said homelessness, drug abuse and I’m assuming massive hordes of tourists (ironic because I’d b a tourist)

[@rhodaremetio2041]

Ryjt

[@randomyankee8923]

@@dreadpiraterobertsii4420 "togo"

[@jed-henrywitkowski6470]

Axis dudes in HI?! I'll need to wake my "sleeping" kin and tell em the bad news.

[@ByZHellas]

This song is actually so good

[@michaelbell3952]

Mice prflpic

[@somchai5629]

This comment is actually a comment

[@ByZHellas]

PatrioticOne You are not wrong

[@mypahrizal335]

Its totaly better then todays song

[@shawnv123]

bro when was this song made

[@VaultPieter]

Ah yes, the typical German march. They always contain at least one of the following topics: Girls Kameraden Beautiful bits of nature Cities or villages Just general happiness Diseases (Feel free to add to the list in the comments) Have a nice day!

[@argoniananthony894]

Horrible mentions of the great war (trench life, losing friends, loneliness, wanting to go home, etc)

[@Confederation_of_the_Rhine]

Glory[ia]

[@hypeofthesnipe3729]

Die Heimatland! Leaving for war

[@coolmansawesome]

Extremism

[@c15a]

getting blown to shit in WW1

[@slimeguy3437]

Me being portuguese love that this song includes the word Azores

[@avantelvsitania3359]

É sempre bom encontrar uma referência à nossa lusa terra, quando menos se espera

[@zoomer_zveno]

Well, it does refer to girls from the Azore Islands, so...

[@sexton_hale24verinaud66]

DEVOLVA NOSSO OURO!

[@slimeguy3437]

@@sexton_hale24verinaud66 n ã o

[@bloodyhell8201]

@@slimeguy3437 gay

[@theformerkaiser9391]

It’s so interesting how songs can be used to tell stories, this one is probably my favorite.

[@LittleIdiot858]

Ah, fancy meeting you here Kaiser

[@cat_city2009]

Someone tell Nazis the German Imperial Navy had a song about thirsting after native women. They'll be so triggered.

[@NapoleonBonaparde]

Well technically German women are native women as well?

[@cloroxbleach9222]

@Indian Fascist Just saying, polynesians aren't black, but are more similar to the people.of Indonesia and Madagascar. But they are still brown so in that case just about the same to blacks for the Nazis.

[@jeegunugger1871]

@@cloroxbleach9222 nazi's only radically hated those whom they believed caused their country great suffering everything else was the norm of that era

[@cloroxbleach9222]

@@jeegunugger1871 Nazis had a superiority complex nonetheless

[@tdscoop210]

Indian Fascist Hawaiians arent close to being black lmao

[@DasMonke]

Samoa - rejected Hawaii - rejected Azores - rejected Small polish town - girl offs herself Madagascar - everyone gets sick

[@user-te1ot7ux7c]

Art college - Last straw

[@forminecraftmultiplayeracc2583]

​@@user-te1ot7ux7c1945 - Last Year

[@TPH-lf4ee]

Art - rejected

[@Banbabna]

Argentina - accepted

[@allosauruswithinternet]

Wait where in "In einem Polenstadchen" does the girl off herself? I'm assuming that's the song you're talking about anyway

[@tamamatu6395]

lol I'm from Samoa was just searching for traditional Samoan songs for a school project but I think this is too traditional

[@DiscipleGabe]

First the polish girl and now her, this poor lad has been so kind yet can’t find success in love 😭😭😭

[@germantankinfantrycommande7086]

French girl got him😉

[@usuarioanonimo5899]

@@endrrlicia In ww2 Germans soldiers are very diffrents, east european peoples was viewed like "subhumans" by german leader

[@German_Officer2]

​@@germantankinfantrycommande7086🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳

[@haven_lady675]

For a colonial song, this is a very harmless and humorous song. It's a tldr version of a imperial German dude saying "aw darn it. I got denied by a Polynesian girl. I did my best though."

[@scanida5070]

In my opinion, it‘s very akin to modern day German Schlager. If I would‘ve heard this without knowing it was a sailor‘s song, I would‘ve guessed it was much newer.

[@kaffe5891]

R*pe❌ Ask if she is interested in you and if she rejected you make a song✅

[@ieatlemons288]

Exactly right

[@marcopolo2395]

Her: Come to my house Me: But you live in Honolulu, while I live in Germany. Her: my parents arent home Me:

[@alexadvokat]

Then she friendzoned you

[@VictorbrineSC]

British sailors: RULE BRITANNIA BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES French sailors: "We'll rule the seas and become the best and most powerful country" American sailors: "Fuck yeah Manifest Destiny" German sailors: "I got rejected"

[@shiwaxxx]

Common W Germany

[@kamalindsey]

The worst she can say is no, just be modest and nice. Her: *EVERYTHING YOU CAN DO MY HUSBAND CAN TOO*

[@DontReadMyName9461]

She made it clear and I respect girls that do that. However, I despise guys who are so stubborn that once told no, they don’t stop.

[@temetrex9324]

This is a great song. Beautiful woman adores and is loyal to her husband and sings her praises of him. And instead of being bummed you realize 'holy smokes i'm on an island full of these loyal women and they are dancing with very little on!'

[@Birb728]

Actually the girl represent an island nation which is already colonized

[@tiddymilkcockhill3461]

Are u sure?

[@KrasseOdaVonBayern]

@@Birb728 It’s not. Samoa WAS a German colony.

[@PelsckoPelesko]

@@Birb728nah it was independent nation before Germany came

[@schellackfreund7816]

F for this dude🚬 Imagine going to your own colony and get friendzoned by a Samoa girl

[@viraxo5474]

I think you didnt got the meaning of the song XD

[@cookiedestroyer402]

When Hawaii joins the Riechspak

[@Thinkingman69]

Do you mean the Reichspakt ?

[@deer4927]

More like when Hawaii joins the Entente

[@RedDonEvil]

That word does not have any meaning in German

[@cookiedestroyer402]

@@RedDonEvil Reichspakt*

[@shawnv123]

@Raptor then what

[@SlavSquatter-jh4kl]

Almost every German marching song is about how some individual soldier has the worst rizz known to mankind

[@forminecraftmultiplayeracc2583]

What about Wenn die soldaten? And the Funkerlied?

[@Akasuki_Nomura]

Valentine's day: Exists Weebs: Hugs their waifu body pillow Me:

[@jrgenbull5334]

You are a weeb tho...

[@alansteyrbach6926]

The only Russian, German and American land at the same time - Hawai :)

[@moultmetarde]

Alan Jean Bactiar-Caracessec What about Germany after WWII? :p

[@pythorpchumsworth672]

Germany never went to Hawaii

[@bogdanserban3792]

And British

[@bogdanserban3792]

@@pythorpchumsworth672 they did, you just don't know history.

[@daru5002]

Also Japanese

[@dad2827]

The best thing about this song is that I learned that the older generation got friendzoned or rejected as well.

[@absolutechad5428]

Imagine getting rejected. Just take what you want my fellow.

[@dad2827]

@@absolutechad5428 Yes my fellow chad. We never get rejected

[@absolutechad5428]

@@dad2827 Hard to be rejected when you don't accept the foolish notion of "consent" I consent, I don't know what the woman has to do with it.

[@Vetgil]

@@absolutechad5428 hmmm Nanjing?

[@absolutechad5428]

@@Vetgil Yep. That was me. I was there

[@theowl2044]

I'm requesting this song at prom next year. Because I know I'll be single there

[@benhennessy9507]

me to

[@brianwalsh9595]

It literally says little girls dancing without clothes.

[@KimmyTheForsaken]

👀

[@themanhimself1229]

Young women is a more accurate translation

[@kathyquinn605]

*fbi*

[@LordVader1094]

It's referring to young women, lol

[@histori6259]

Madchen is a flexible word.

[@Cormandex1955]

I remeber my cousin who went to Samoa. He asked an girl out and she said no. When he came home he said he asked an girl on Samoa and played: "In Honolulu" the rest of the day.

[@sethleoric2598]

Response to getting rejected - A regular guy: gets support from friends and family A real man: creates an entire song about it to be sung centuries later for the rest of us..

[@sethleoric2598]

@Atheist Nihilist Communist nice

[@greenorion6501]

Behold, the one German military song that cant be appropriated by Nazis

[@minilla3842]

True. That would be admitting that Nazis can fail. (But fail with class I will say)

[@felixvanmears]

well at least they respected the lady's decision

[@chesceaktv889]

Now that's a real chad

[@CommanderBow934]

Germans sure now how to take rejection well Drink a good beer and sing

[@seanhuds229]

Plenty of fish in the sea. Pick yourself up, laugh at it and move on.

[@gardeningkittycat6025]

Sure thing they know! They will ask nicely and when you politely refuse they will sign The Munich Agreement with Brits, Frenchies and Italianos and take half of your beautiful country and fuck up everything.

[@cerberaodollam]

Unless it's rejection from art school :P

[@moonwolf8470]

Well the Austrians on the other hand....

[@carinha97]

I want to learn german so much. Look how this language is beautiful!

[@broofy7458]

sure you can , i am learning german by myself with little external teachers, i am mostly learning german by myself and i think i am going alright, i have heard many stories of people using Duolingo and babel for german practise, which they reached the level b2 and even c2, soo yeah you can lear german its not as hard as you think.

[@charlesvitanza8325]

If you're a native English speaker it's easier than you would think as English is part of the Germanic language family.

[@CivilProfessional]

It's quite easy, I used duolingo for like 20 minutes total and I can already name many German words

[@Powerguido._]

Interestingly, the @ on your profile in Portuguese means "Little Face"

[@carinha97]

@@Powerguido._ indeed. It was a stupid name from my childhood... Never cared to change it. But yeah, carinha means little face.

[@louispierre9633]

"Miss, may I accompany you on a walk?" "Oh no! I'm married and have been for a long time!" *Procceeds to make song talking about how he got rejected and goes to see little girls dance in town wearing only a leaf skirt.*

[@cowboymooman8776]

i heard its supposedly Young Women and Not Little Girls, so maybe like 19yr olds and not 6yr olds

[@user-en7id3rw3e]

It sounds like,"Young Maidens", Probably girls around 16/17.

[@jonny2900]

@@user-en7id3rw3e Mädchen is a weird word because it usually means girl but it can also mean young woman. Something that is also important to look at is that these song were probably written by/for young men

[@Sunrah]

@@jonny2900 it does come from the same root as the word maiden, so it probably means young woman, not little girl.

[@jawbreakerhd9887]

It looks like she's holding Czechoslovakia😂

[@addisonzp]

Girls in Hawaii: This place is beautiful😃😘😏🏄🏼‍♀️ Boys in Hawaii:

[@kyberbricks3781]

girl getting rejected: “omg no one talk to Jonathan he’s an asshole 😭” boys getting rejected:

[@komradekile]

Honestly, this is one of the best sounding german military songs out there

[@komradekile]

@Bgsleo yeah, it is a song the german navy sang

[@Apogee012]

Sailors arent necessarily a part of the military

[@andrewryan4417]

​@@Apogee012 Since when?

[@Apogee012]

@@andrewryan4417 since by definition? a sailor can be anyone who travels the seas for goods or military purposes, which would be navy, the title doesnt explicitly say they are warring sailors, but with outside info if the song is actually a navy song, then it would be.

[@andrewryan4417]

@@Apogee012 If that was the case, then sorry as nobody said sailor prior to your comment. Otherwise, we've been talking about the German Kriegsmarine all this time.

[@lowserzz7481]

I told my friend I was on vacation in Honolulu and he sends me a link to this shit.

[@aguyonasiteontheinternet578]

your friend is truly a friend of culture then lol

[@hawks-wings]

Are you German lol

[@lowserzz7481]

@@hawks-wings no but that would be 10x funnier lmao

[@richierich683]

For all the confused people this song is not about Honolulu or Hawaiians but about how similar it is too Samoa which is why he says in Honolulu as a reference. Love both places btw It is about a german getting rejected by a local. Also the flag and country shown is German Samoa

[@redfront6707]

Poor guy got friend zoned so bad they made a whole song about it

[@jitgaming9633]

we just love making songs about being rejected don't we?

[@Oskar_A.]

This song makes me smile every time I hear it. Germans are a wonderful people.

[@Coppertie94922]

German colonialism was different It was perfect

[@Armenian.Knightk]

Germans in 1940:💀

[@snowsoldier_9775]

​@@Armenian.Knightk1939

[@Armenian.Knightk]

@@snowsoldier_9775 in 1939 its just started 1940 make more sense

[@WalterHeisenburg-db9iy]

​@Kapitalizm_seven_biri it was more of the ss, one german pilot escorted an allied plane to safety, and possibly many more stories like that.

[@brickmotionstudios7358]

Friend: “Oh the worst she can say is no” Girl:

[@TheAntarcticFed]

Girl ended Man's career in 3 minutes and 26 seconds 💀

[@Lens15]

Getting rejected : Bad Bringing fleet : Cool

[@matheuspinho4987]

*NPCs:* the German Empire flag is rAcIsT *The German Empire:*

[@sethleoric2598]

I always wondered how things on youtube could get from "aw man i feel for you, cuz you rejected" or "SIMP" and lead to arguements about Monarchy, Fascism,Politics and German patriotism

[@pharaoh9588]

Cuz some informed people still thinks that any German thing pre WW2 was a Nazi thing As if Germany was Nazi since god created fucking earth

[@CK-uu7ce]

Dr Ludwig temporarily set this song to private so I look elsewhere, then I found this song here😊

[@greyfells2829]

A celebration of loyalty and honesty, I fucking love it.

[@yeeyee5057]

1:09 For those who want to hear him say in honolulu continuously

[@KeyboardMoment]

I fucking love German Empire music

[@randomguy2023]

Polish military songs are good too.

[@Better_Clean_Than_Green]

Soviet military songs are good too.

[@Thebluernemace]

Teacher: Were going to Hawaii Girls: OMG Lets go to the beach! Boys:

[@theadministrator2641]

> gets friendzoned > Proceeds to join this weird club called the Thule society > Gets a spiffy new black uniform later on as the club pres gets "promoted" > Takes part in a little tomfoolery that lasts from 1939 - 1945 > Proceeds to spend the rest of life in Argentina after the party ends Profit ?...... **Wait**

[@Panguman]

this tried to be esoteric but failed, everyone knows the references

[@patrickconnolly8616]

Worst part is, shawty be sayin she married even tho there clearly ain't no ring on her finger...

[@Derpainoter]

Well they didn't have the metalworking skills to do that

[@hiimryan2388]

@@Derpainoter I mean they could get a cool sea shell

[@5hiranai]

Wedding rings were mainly a western cultural phenomenon

[@WelloBello]

@@hiimryan2388 Wedding ring ❌ Cool shell ✔️

[@deko701]

Hahahahhaa

[@josephrosse564]

ive noticed german music is alot of drums and trumpets i love it

[@greenonion170]

I love how Germany was begrudgingly a colonial power in the late 1800s and early 1900s, which is reflected in their colonial songs (especially this one)

[@jmgonzales7701]

they sucked as a colonial power

[@ennui9745]

​@@jmgonzales7701 They came late to the colonialism party when other Europeans had already beaten them to most parts of the world.

[@michelm5072]

Teacher: Students, next week we will go on a trip to Hawaii. Girls: OMG Hawaii is paradise. Boys:

[@OGWhalephant]

They said honolulu better than Americans. That's hilarious

[@Prubkoopa]

Getting rejected in your own colony ... *Prepare to anchulss Hans*

[@viraxo5474]

I like how everybody is completly missing the point of the song XD

[@AGermanwithaMG42]

Hey we meet again

[@viraxo5474]

@@AGermanwithaMG42 wait me or the other guy?

[@AGermanwithaMG42]

@@viraxo5474 if it was you I would’ve @ you but no I meant the other person

[@viraxo5474]

@@AGermanwithaMG42 well you didnt @ the other person either so...

[@user-zp7lb3ji6k]

It's a nice song. Greetings from Germany. Grüße aus Deutschland ;)

[@cgndnm]

i love germany, from philippines

[@wofless4429]

Hallo aus Kroatien!

[@basedkaiser5352]

As a Polynesian myself, I empathize with him lol

[@west8715]

Other countries: Colonized for money and national glory Germany: Wanted to find a woman who would actually date them

[@maxjaymurphy]

It’s okay Hans, the Kaiser’s colonial ambitions didn’t fare much better.

[@RobertoDeEvan68]

"Brown women come here" "Time to racemix,i will turn into tradition later"

[@vercot7000]

are you an autist or is English your 2nd language?

[@scanida5070]

I wonder what Samoans think of Germany today? Do our two countries still have good relations and is there still any German traces left? I‘m really curious as Samoa is probably the most obscure of all the German colonies...

[@serbianwarcriminal4824]

From what I read, the Samoans didn’t give a damn about the Germans and actually were friendly to each other. And for the traces of German, they don’t speak their language, but no doubt there is a tiny amount of German blood in them.

[@KrasseOdaVonBayern]

It is friendly. But that is partially because the German Governor to Samoa, Wilhelm Solf, was a Chad who respected the native cultures and was respected in return. There was a small uprising of Chiefs due to the social upheaval of electing non-chief Samoans to offices, but the rebels were deported to Saipan after being negotiated down the first time. His wife and daughter also opposed the Nazis. Respecting the Samoan culture as he did, his daughter was named So'oa'emalelagi Gräfin von Ballestrem, which in the Samoan language means ‘She Who Has Come From Heaven’.

[@tardislord2312]

I never remember this version of Moana. 😆

[@majorskies7091]

Wow this song is great for refreshing yourself on learning German from back in secondary school.

[@fschutt.maps4print]

"Da gehn die kleinen Mädchen... ohne Hemd und Höschen..." Chris Hansen: "Franz, please take a seat. We need to talk."

[@spicyleaves8876]

Hans and Franz are down BAD

[@chillaxo9863]

First friendzone in history caused ww1

[@chinesekid8075]

Also known as "Ich ging einmal spazieren"

[@KScimone]

I'm heading to Hawaii in two days, planning to listen to this when I land in Honolulu

[@napoleon_blownaparte]

Did you do it?

[@scotttaylor7146]

Im worried about my sa-vings My rent's been going crazy I need a solid jo-b Or I'll be broke Im a bachelor of sci-ence With years of solid train-ing but only getting, "We're sorry, no." "There are no o-penings No ones planning to reti-re and as for in-terns they are not paid We will keep your name on fi-le with several hundred o-thers in case we ever need part time help." In New York Ci-ty, On the coast of Califor-nia, and in the no-rth west, that's how it goes Then leaves the interview-ers To live in well of sub-urbs with healthcare paid for and brand new cars

[@Ghreinos]

Well done, I hope you become as successful in your career as you are in your songwriting. ^^ Good luck

[@deadmanjack550]

Underrated comment, bravo!

[@thefrance7961]

Бедный немец, ему отказали 3 раза подряд на 3-х разных островах.

[@seth047]

France: I love fried onions Britain: I will shoot everything for roast beef Germany: I asked a girl out in Hawaii and she rejected me

[@53morkowka13]

Немецкий язык очень красивый ✌️👋🖐️🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

[@user-dc9oq2pr6v]

😎

[@kippert8912]

Согласен из Америки🇩🇪

[@deepakseth4040]

Indeed

[@geoguru32]

Bolsho spasibo! 🇷🇺🇩🇪

[@user-xs9st6cu1k]

@@geoguru32 многие говорят, что немецкий грубый и некрасивый, но мне кажется, что носитель языка очень красиво может на нём говорить

[@platy-p5477]

Being a german sailor in the 1900's pacific must be a vibe thought

[@johnwilkesbooth1863]

as a samoan german i love this song is so classic