In some ways... I am a cat person.

[@JackieWonkie]

“Still cooking” 😭😭 I’m dead

[@sharkshakes]

no umbridges cats are 😂

[@Canine-playground]

@@sharkshakesomg!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@Lunar_EG]

Not as dead as those cats 😭

[@Starteller]

Mmmm, slow-cooking

[@aliyahabdullah2533]

Lmao,,,I can’t contain my laughter 😅😅😅

[@Khennyloveschocolate]

I like to think that smiley face mug represents how she feels internally

[@contemplatingidiocracy]

:D

[@TheL0nely_Cloud]

Omg yes

[@nihil0771]

She's a smiley face mug inside

[@Ashdynater553]

=)

[@londonjones9842]

:)

[@angled]

“No cats were harmed in the making of this video”

[@blehcat777]

One day ago????

[@rebekaheevee]

@@blehcat777💀

[@user-mf4uo9ox2y]

WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE

[@FredrickDick]

I swear I want to find your IP address

[@theanimatingqueen]

Bat Cat Rat At Fat Hat Lat Mat Nat Pat Sat Tat Vat Wat Yat Zat

[@meredithsmeltzer7746]

“You punched me in the face!” 😂🤣

[@aniloraKOfficial]

Hello Eda

[@badflamer]

"You bit my tail!"

[@mytotim8978]

@@badflamer That´s mean i win?

[@libusehikesova3025]

"It rhymes with mat" - I like the subtle implication of Sylvia winning lol

[@nilmadhavkalyan]

You already wrote my comment. So I will just say, "same". Mat😂

[@NINacide]

Meatball sub with rat, bat, and cat

[@chronic_pessimist69]

that part had me laughing out loud still laughing now tbh

[@willc3697]

I expected her to say “it rhymes with…with…okay it’s cat I cooked your cat-“

[@justinbruck9602]

2020, Pepridge farm remembers.

[@UrLocalSkittle_LOL]

“We still haven’t found the fourth one.” “Eh, still cooking…”

[@mrfred085]

yeah, we all watched the video edit: man this is why im racist

[@kahiruo]

​@@mrfred085 "yeah, we all watched the video" -🤓

[@ADALELE_1]

​@@kahiruo😂

[@RandomlyKit]

Js saying ur pfp is ✨️amazing✨️ Gotta love Ghostbur and Friend

[@mrfred085]

@@kahiruo he literally just quoted the video and added nothing onto it.

[@maharshigajjar477]

Sylvia is the definition of Italian BOSS Mafia 😳

[@BizzarDragon]

I nearly spat out my hot chocolate at "Still cooking."

[@user-st2kv9ls7j]

Was it good

[@Junglehunter677]

​@@user-st2kv9ls7jit tasted like chicken

[@MrPrince_0008]

The "still cooking" for the fourth cat had me wheezing 🤣

[@why4474]

The asians in hogwarts are gonna be eating good tonight

[@TheOneAndOnlyMonty]

Fr tho LOL

[@Yeewen88]

​@@why4474most asians don't eat cat

[@Dr.-wing]

@@Yeewen88wait they don’t???

[@justjoshedits]

Fr XD

[@Freddy_fazbaer87]

One Hufflepuff is more dangerous than the entirety of Slytherin.

[@LunarCatChimera]

The Slytherin always get found out They never discovered what we did.

[@ch4Rlie._520]

WAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA *a Hufflepuff gets smacked in the head by their asian mom by being to loud*

[@Freddy_fazbaer87]

@@ch4Rlie._520 what?

[@darkshotmk3]

Slytherins think there sneaky but they are the biggest smokescreen for the real trouble makers

[@TheRedGhost_]

​@@ch4Rlie._520 eh-?

[@LawlessMrK]

The fact that Silvia is so calm about this makes it so funny

[@Lexislay8meow]

I swear they have a new dark arts teacher every year

[@box_shadows125]

Did you read the Harry Potter books? (Just asking so I know if I need to explain why, bc the movies never got into why, but the books did)

[@badwolf3618]

​@@box_shadows125something about how Voldemort asked Dumbledore for the position back before he became the Dark Lord, but Dumbledore was on to him and did not offer the position to him. Voldemort was upset about this, so he cursed the school such that no teacher of Defense Against the Dark Arts class would last more than one school year. And sure enough, ever since then, no teacher ever did last more than a year.

[@parthpersonal9493]

​@@badwolf3618 Yeah. After he dies the curse is lifted though

[@goawayellie]

"Professor Umbridge" "I'll make you a sandwich-" Sylvia the lyrical genius.

[@unknownusrname]

She ended up making that sandwich alright 😂😂😂

[@Dragonz2861]

I was just about to say that dude

[@Noodles293]

"Still cooking!" My personal favorite line.

[@ashwillow.7159]

Same here.

[@Gorila_vide]

Same

[@Hailey_859]

Fr😂

[@user-do7wf7cb9m]

Same

[@Mu1chir0uTok1]

I'm Italian 👌😇

[@kwstasapostolou6823]

The hero we never knew we needed to get rid of umbridge

[@pizzagames2762]

i would Avada Kedavra umbrigh ONCE I HEAR HER VOICE

[@FranAliperti-yl1xl]

Fred and George would be so proud of this girl ❤😂😂

[@MaxAlexander-kg1xb]

“I’ll make you a sandwich if you please stop punching me- OW. ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ”

[@Heisenbergfamm]

No way bro leave some girls for the rest of us

[@UsedtobeLovelyBlueberry]

Æ is pronounced ASH

[@MaxAlexander-kg1xb]

I actually just found a short on that lol@@UsedtobeLovelyBlueberry

[@smileysinner5859]

Isn't that Elon Musk's kid?

[@hbanana0008]

That part got me rolling on the floor😂

[@pyr0isappr0aching]

“there’s nothing to defend yourself fro-“ “you punched me in the face!” got me rolling

[@paulinehildebrandt]

900th like

[@Pally_beam]

For me it was the We still haven't found the 4th one Still cooking

[@Mikachu000]

​@@paulinehildebrandt3 thousandth like

[@averytheallknowinggay]

same

[@sklipik729]

Same lol

[@alha04101]

The cats really were the cherry on topp, had me rolling 🤣

[@badwolf3618]

I was not the least bit surprised when they mentioned seasoned and cooked cats. I was like "yeah I should have seem that coming"

[@DustDay_]

If you stop*punches*-auuughhgh -has me rolling on the floor 😂

[@seangoulden]

“Bath water was turned to acid” - Definitely not Sylvia “Her cats were also seasoned” - Most definitely was Sylvia

[@hopejaworski9097]

I would say her German friend had a hand in it, but she actually likes Umbridge

[@willowwhisps1339]

Draco is triggered 😂

[@idankatz8085]

Well, italian cuisine after all

[@pottedrosepetal6906]

@@hopejaworski9097 Also, we dont season in germany. Salt and pepper need to suffice.

[@fhtujffhh]

​@@pottedrosepetal6906no no , we r talking abt the acid in the bath, this is smth that her german frien would do, but like the other comment said, she loves Umbridge so...

[@eloisebott7887]

“I’ll make you a sandwich if you please stop punchin-AaaRgh!” 💀💀

[@ArcheviousTheFirst]

puncc

[@rubbiecanedo7473]

"I'll make you a sandwich... If you please stop punching- ah!... waaaaaaaa....." GOT ME ROLLING

[@marvelousmar777]

I just love this persons content! Never fails to make me smile. Great sense of humor!

[@trumpthecriminal]

bro took "revenge" to a whole new level 💀

[@Amogusquit]

ur pfp is ace

[@deimoslyric]

She went Arya Stark on her ass

[@KaiViper013]

Ur pfp is a criminal

[@user-fr6by3zt1g]

@@KaiViper013 😨

[@TheAnimeArmy]

Nahh I’m trying to go to school and I just threw my phone seeing your pfp 😂it didn’t shatter tho so that’s good love it

[@raineatscheese]

We’re going to need a rewrite of Harry Potter with Sylvia as the main character

[@JSmith99]

Can we get two of them? One like this, and one with Turbo Italian Stereotype Sylvia? Because I need this, but I also need Sylvia having a salami duel with Voldemario.

[@I.Like.Chaos.]

And with Victoria

[@cuzidodgebullets6797]

It wouldnt be near 7 books though. I remember when she 'accidentally' used the unforgivable curses. If she met voldemario shed probably end it early.

[@shadowninja6689]

A Sylvia centered Harry Potter remake is what Warner Brothers Discovery should be funding.

[@elenarelan2274]

Omg yes

[@user-mu8jr7ky3p]

"her fourth cat is missing idk where she is" "still cooking " GOT ME LAUIHIHN

[@sarahtonin07]

She was either sorted wrong or that's some seriously hexed, but hilarious Hufflepuff energy lol! I love it! 🤣🤣🤣

[@whynotspider2323]

“Don’t be silly there is nothing for you to defend your self from” 😊 “YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE” 😡

[@tenabenovic6519]

She said those lines while i was reading your comment what i coincidence

[@NoOne-gm4ml]

Harry missed an opportunity when she asked him that. "Who would want to kill me? Statistically speaking, you. Every year, my defense against the dark arts professor has tried to kill me."

[@yufi305]

@@NoOne-gm4ml HA! 😂 OHMYGOSH! YES!

[@nicolas._.2294]

​@@NoOne-gm4mlexcept lupin and Snape Snape killed someone else

[@trriixxiiee]

sylvia is the "nothing" they needed protection from

[@jackwriter1908]

The one time, where everyone just decided to ignore Sylvias comments in order to not have Umbridge as a teacher anymore...

[@Infernalshado3]

She was working with the Weasley boys the whole time

[@jackwriter1908]

@@Infernalshado3 you will never be able to prove it

[@spuppet4582]

"If you please stop punching... au" this skit is GOLD.

[@EliteNotHD]

„Still cooking“ IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR 😭😭😭😭

[@carolannforrester2535]

"But how am I supposed to defend myself?" "Oh don't be silly there's no need to defend yourself"" "YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE" 💀💀

[@ynahczarmaineflores5624]

Yes and when I read this I can still hear the accent 😂😂😂😂

[@TheRealRehman]

Why use wands...you got hands!

[@carolannforrester2535]

@@TheRealRehman That's why Umbridge punches people!! She's anti-wand!!

[@carolannforrester2535]

@@ynahczarmaineflores5624 lol same 🤣🤣

[@the.real.daughter.of.apollo]

“Oh don’t be silly there’s nothing for you to defend yourself from” *“you punched me in the face-”* #justiceforsilvia

[@tacotuttle]

to make that bold, you should put the asterisks outside of the quotations asterisks don’t make things bold if they’re touching something *example*- *example* Edit: I have been proven wrong by my own comment lol here’s a better *example*.

[@the.real.daughter.of.apollo]

@@tacotuttle thanks!

[@isabellerodil7124]

*Thanks* 😊

[@twilightjemmie07]

@@tacotuttle I’m so happy happy 😊😊

[@DogBat]

EXACTLY

[@aayushihoque523]

Thank you for taking our revenge from Umbridge😂😂

[@libertyprime5923]

Sylvia is a seasoned killer and I freakin love it

[@yam7881]

I'm imagining Draco hearing what happened to the cats and immediately realizing that it was Sylvia who did it

[@Amethyst_Mewtrainer]

I mean she literally cooked and seasoned his Owl so he would immediately knew it was her, lmao😂

[@brandyneal4089]

Yeah 😂

[@thepak7039]

He'll get punched in the face 😂😂😂😂😂

[@johndreigrandheart7485]

Well he ate his owl too... so...

[@ghoosthuntergtag]

The next day they were best friends

[@JustPinnBever]

I was dying at the “Still cooking” and “rhymes with mat” part

[@elarobloc]

what other word rhymes with mat?

[@CJClark67]

@@elaroblocYOU DIDNT HAVE TO CUT ME OUT

[@BLU3H0UR.]

@@elarobloccat

[@elarobloc]

@@BLU3H0UR. thx

[@tracymcdonald4499]

@@CJClark67what….

[@Alastor_Is_Here_]

"We still haven't found the fourth on-" "Ah, still cooking" had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣

[@user-xs3bv3bz6z]

"Proffeser UmBridge ill make you a SANDWICH!!!!!!"

[@Mlauver]

The “still cooking” had me dying

[@logangarretson1986]

Same

[@user-wy7zp2wr8j]

Same

[@jackdenham7547]

2.4 k likes but 2 comments comment on this

[@atotaldummy9645]

this whole series is just the most accurate representation of the Hufflepuff spirit

[@burger911]

SOUTH PARKKKK OMG

[@L3MON_STAR510]

Lol

[@YouCanAimForMyHeartGoForBlood]

Frrrrr

[@middleeasternforhire8985]

Doing all that stuff than blaming it on slytherin 😂😂

[@leire..cnngss]

"Still cookin-" That was FIRE😭😭😭

[@vedasaathwika9321]

She looks so pretty

[@giadabilbao4156]

The fact you brought a guitar to apologize ✋😭✨

[@SpiricoMusic]

"hey, it's been a while since you saw my face"

[@CreepyCritter75]

At least it wasn't a ukulele-

[@Someoneudontknow120]

​@@CreepyCritter75💀

[@Allthingsedits505]

@@SpiricoMusici haven’t been doing so great

[@angelpagan3761]

It should have been a ukulele 😂

[@neurodivergentpixi6736]

Sylvia can't help seasoning, cooking and serving the pets of her enemies to them. A true Hufflepuff

[@YouCanAimForMyHeartGoForBlood]

Yessss

[@Pink_Gospel_Studios]

I thought she meant 'rat' until I saw this comment....makes more sense now 🙀

[@HerrSchlange]

She has to teach me her ways, I swear💀

[@kasiopeeya]

The fact that she's a Hufflepuff makes it ten thousand times funnier 😂😂😂

[@babyoda1973]

Need defense against Sylvia 😂

[@Snowy35587]

“Still cooking” had me Rolling on the floor

[@Alexa-ly8jy]

Um, you spelt cooking wrong normally I would care but it's spelt in a way that people may be confused by if you get what I mean it's probably a typo but thought you might want to know. And also same 😂

[@Snowy35587]

Oh sorry i was just trying to spell it like in the video but sorry i spelt it wrong, wont happen again.

[@Alexa-ly8jy]

@@Snowy35587 no it's fine it doesn't really matter I just wanted to make sure you knew

[@Snowy35587]

@@Alexa-ly8jy oh thank you that was nice of you

[@Alexa-ly8jy]

​@@Snowy35587np ❤

[@Chumbucket2]

“Theres nothing you need to defend yourself from.” “You punched me in the face”

[@CometTheArtist]

nice pfp

[@Vgreene]

“it rhymes with…mat!” got me😂

[@EmberSoulcis]

I literally sat there going, "What rhymes with mat? Also what happened to the fourth- OOH." 😭

[@Lion_Thunder]

“YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE FA-!” No no she has a point

[@FrogSquad206]

“Professor Umbrige, I make you a sandwich if you pls stop punching- au!”

[@Hamilton.and.HP_fan]

*c r i e s*

[@LocalWeirdFriend]

Dear students sadly professor Umbridge wont be able to teach for this year. Somebody turned her bath water into acid 😔

[@khairahjones9937]

and three of her cats were found seasoned and cooked we still havent the fourth one silvia: eh still cooking

[@aliaebl5252]

Hello professor umbridge, i am really sorry about What happended

[@rkumar2815]

She was so kind she still made umbridge a sandwich

[@shiralfasi2448]

"it rhymes with mat" I cant stop laughing

[@user-os7qi7cd5z]

Bro this punching is so nice😂

[@Mermacornprincess]

"Still cooking" "It rhymes with mat" *shefs kiss* 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ulrikavaleikaite5711]

Ya chefs kiss from a dementor

[@Mermacornprincess]

@@ulrikavaleikaite5711 lol

[@pokemonfan706]

You misspelt chef^-^ (not a rude comment)

[@natty-xox]

THIS IS PURE PERFECTION 💀💀✨✨✨

[@Nezha_Main]

Purrfection?

[@candy_corm]

​@@Nezha_Maincat joke

[@Volk_Slain90]

“Professor umbridhg I’ll make you a sandwich “ got me rolling 😂

[@durdanebasta9060]

"if you please stop punching- ÆW"im dying😭💀

[@mrfuzzy2954]

Sylvia is the Cartman personification of, "I'll feed you your parents."

[@J8YS_]

"it rhymes with mat..." My last brain cells:batttt

[@xeenproof2024]

Damn, Umbridge actually taught something useful. Throw hands no jutsu

[@Kexaru]

Even after being hit some times she was willing to serve a sandwich, this is a true chaotic evil Hufflepuff student xD

[@xx313bryxx5]

With a lil just a tiny bit of cat and rat poison

[@stephaniehoyland4901]

Never overlook a Hufflepuff we may be loyal but that doesn't make us doormats

[@zitronentee]

Justice served in Hufflepuff way : food and comfort

[@greenfairy4019]

Chaotic evil Hufflepuff- I love it. We need more of this character.

[@Annabelle_is_here]

“It rhymes with… mat..” that made me laugh so bad!😂

[@JessicaLiu-up9ni]

It could be bat sprinkled with covid

[@_____Black_____]

​@@JessicaLiu-up9ni Or rat

[@Stars.and.Pixels]

WHWT RHYMES WITH MAT 😭

[@_____Black_____]

​@@Stars.and.PixelsCould be rat

[@arloluhvspjo]

Im pretty sure its cat- since the cats r seasoned and cooked😍 and yummy in mi mi tummi

[@stitch1318]

She's more sadistic than draco, but fore some reason she's more lovable

[@Colombian_Avocado-]

“She punched me in the face” cracked me up, love this girl 😂😂😂😂

[@sweetiedropsesteam3438]

I love Hogwarts Sylvia. She’s the sweetest most friendly bean as long as you aren’t being mean. In that case she’s perfectly capable of standing up for herself

[@voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix]

Or if you’re Neville. Poor Neville..

[@heidimerritt8924]

Ok, I love how she’s wearing a Hufflepuff robe.😂

[@dianiisorange2]

Lol yeah that’s definitely not the house she belongs in 😂

[@Fenris2]

Yeah the internalized rage of the Hufflepuff member is a menace when released

[@RainbowCheesecrackers]

you cannot cinvince me shes not a chaotic evil hufflepuff try me i dare u

[@Owl1UwU]

she is a hufflepuff

[@averageenjoyer2249]

Well, people tend to underestimate Hufflepuffs. Hard work, dedication, and patience are part of Hufflepuff's traits. Now imagine these traits used for evil.

[@WesleyPhillips-eg9qh]

i just noticed sylvia drinking bath water LOL

[@gamecrazi]

Out of all of them that I've seen, this is the one that's made me laugh the most.

[@user-zf2gt3vo3n]

Professor Umbridge, I'll make you a sandwitch! If you please stop punching- OWW!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Bananax60]

@Putnamehere204no, it’s AH! ÆUUUUU

[@Akira_2x]

AWWWWOO

[@Alicein07]

AAAAHOWW

[@buttersalad117]

"still cooking" Low key best punchline

[@sara-jaynewillicott2969]

You are hilarious love your dark humor

[@timwright3218]

It's the dedication to seasoning the pets before feeding them to your target that really makes us all love with this character.

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

Gotta make it apatizing otherwise they won't take a bite.

[@gatorloverhi6454]

How nice of her to find some bats to cook and give to Professor Umbrige. She’s making her diet more of a variety 👏

[@CreepyCritter75]

And now Umbrige got the rona-

[@ToeBeanCozy]

Dungeon bat?

[@imnotmarthastewart8120]

I thought it was the missing cat she cooked. 😅

[@CreepyCritter75]

@imnotmarthastewart8120 no shit, Sherlock. Kinda obvious when she said "still cooking"

[@estrellaeverlast9251]

​@@imnotmarthastewart8120 u stale or sum

[@popup171]

When Sylvia is your friend you don't need a enemy 💀

[@rolliepollie00]

I love how important the seasoning of the animals always is 😂 poor draco's owl, but umbridge deserved this

[@thatdangartistgrrl]

(EDIT): I'm removing the original contents of this comment so you have NO idea why this got so many likes :>

[@updownleftrightasdw8423]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@ViktorLoR_Mainu]

If you have nothing to say, why leave a comment? /I

[@davidneal1127]

It will be served later with a nice risotto.

[@ianesgrecia8568]

@@ViktorLoR_MainuHelps the algorith and the channel

[@someonecalledRiv3r]

Only 3 hours and already 4K likes wow

[@hiddenaries]

"We still haven't found the fourth one" Her: Still cooking 😊

[@Beautiful_Artiast]

“We still haven’t found the fourth one. still cooking” and “What kind of sandwich is this? It.. rhymes with mat” got me 😂😂

[@SummerThegamer576]

''It rhymes with mat''😂

[@Soguwe]

Cooking someone's pet and feeding it to them to mend the relationship Gotta remember that for my next ttrpg session

[@Layla-._.-]

‘I’ll make you a sandwich’ ‘If you please stop punching m- ow!!’ ‘AWUUUUU’ Please I’m dead 😭😂

[@Tyankee1709]

380 likes and no comments? Lemme fix that.

[@LeeShirlyn-cp2nh]

Absolutely😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Cloudywithachanceofmeatballs34]

😂

[@amandahanmore6643]

Same

[@user-mp3rd2tp2z]

Me too

[@ContentDaisies-mw4rb]

Haha the rhymes with mat made me laugh so hard and the still cooking

[@xz_adam79yt73]

She NEVER fails to make me laugh

[@SleepyXiao]

"Silvia there's nothing for you to defend yourself from-" "YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE" 💀

[@francoisvandermerwe4659]

Sylvia is a true chaotic and I love it 😂

[@Just_A_Brick]

Chaotic good

[@francoisvandermerwe4659]

@@Just_A_Brick I dunno. I wouldn’t call killing someone’s cats good.

[@MNGZR37]

"Still cooking" I AM 6 FEET UNDER 😂

[@marinoconnor3892]

“Eh… still cooking” 🤣 had me on the floor in seconds

[@Minnie_the_animatronic]

This is literally the most wholesome thing Sylvia has ever made

[@frogdinos2419]

WHOLESOME?!?! SHE SEASONED AND COOKES FOUR CATS!!! hehehehehhehe

[@BurnadaKnigter]

In the name of self-defence. It was to make sure she didn't punch her again after Umb*tch recovered.

[@Minnie_the_animatronic]

​​@@frogdinos2419she's done way worse

[@Minnie_the_animatronic]

@@BurnadaKnigter BAHHAHHHA

[@XOXOLAVANDER]

I love how problematic and chaotic this is

[@MisterGabyVk]

Professon Umbridge. Professon Umbreon is what came out of my mouth while reading this :'D

[@many_lives4925]

Lost it at "still cooking". 🤣😂 think i musta burned 5K calories i laughed so hard.

[@Danizzlent]

The hufflepuff tie makes this so much better

[@bsue5893]

You never know what we are capable of 😂

[@Council5]

Still waters lie deep. Never ever mess with the "innocent" and "calm" hufflepuff

[@alderwoodwoodworker9592]

Adult Hufflepuffs have never been arrested for murder (with some exceptions), not because none of them have ever done so, but because all Hufflepuffs have some magical plant or beast in their yards that can make a body disappear better than any spell, and since they did not use their wands to destroy the evidence, their casting records never reveal anything incriminating.

[@Randomedits3113]

“There’s nothing for you to defend yourself against” “You punched me in the face 😭” got me

[@berivanbabahan7399]

"Its cooking" and "It ryhmes with mat.." got me on the floor dying

[@CarmenEvilEdits]

“Seasoned and Cooked” Went into Full Detail ❗️

[@Bloodhound479]

Yes like if you know it was seasoned that means they ate it.

[@ianesgrecia8568]

And THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is how you make a evil Hufflepuff.

[@SXLSkyya]

I love how you’re Hufflepuff it just makes it even better 😂😂😂😂😂

[@KeithFraser82]

She's loyal...to herself.