IN SOVIET RUSSIA! Volume 2

In Soviet Russia jokes by Yo Mama's Brody Foxx
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[@sirlogan4786]

In America, Pennywise kills Georgie. In Soviet Russia, *Georgie kills Pennywise*

[@justafanz8222]

Georgie : wanna paper boat It I'll float u in water! LOL

[@georgek4416]

ok

[@axyria6046]

this cracked me up ngl

[@hsusjshdhd4592]

IN AMERICA TANK DRIVE US

[@p00pyface92]

Lol

[@jacksonreynolds9606]

In America you sharpen pencil. In soviet Russia pencil sharpen you.

[@gachavideo3047]

....

[@mrzflores1880]

@Bxnks Productions what about In America, you lift dumb bells, In Soviet Russia, dumb bells lift you.

[@sovietunion126]

Yes...

[@ayaanfly9115]

No comment...

[@bruddaincognitomode3513]

That sound painfull lol

[@bjatman]

In America, you delete history. In Soviet Russia, history deleats you.

[@grifforuss8964]

weirdly accurate actually

[@yassines4238]

Underrated commend

[@kaizokanami1454]

Perfect name

[@goofy3030]

Actually historically accurate

[@Aqua_YouSimp]

This needs to be featured

[@MaddieMittz]

In America, you step on lego. In Soviet Russia, lego steps on you…

[@kylemenow1666]

In America, you cry tears. In Soviet Russia, tears cry you.

[@keiholic]

Omg lol

[@daivavitkeviciene1620]

good one

[@user-jf2wm9ot5g]

Hillarious

[@dodobird5668]

Kyle Menow well i think i rate you 2 stars for that joke

[@davidjaezi]

Hilarious lmao 😂😂😂

[@shadowprinxe2248]

In America, You catch fish. In Soviet Russia, Fish catch you.

[@arstotzka5491]

☭

[@dualitea316]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2GZm5-dpbKnh9U

[@dr.robotico7879]

@@arstotzka5491 In America, you hunt bears. ☭In Soviet Russia, Bears hunt you☭

[@playtime-ideas]

@@dr.robotico7879 they already do that in America

[@owens6578]

In America, you drink beer In Soviet Russia, Beer drink You

[@andreblueboy6019]

6:02 oh snap, she roasted him!

[@Plop2839]

In America Trump builds wall... In Soviet russia WALL BUILDS TRUMP.

[@yuliaharvard4501]

Lol so funny

[@bravesquart5838]

ik right

[@soundwave9492]

@@bravesquart5838 In America, You hunt bears. In Soviet Russia, Bears hunt you!

[@ilmamartinez522]

In America you draw a stuck figure In Soviet Russia Stick figure draws you

[@halicusnguyen8864]

In America, you punch punching bag In Soviet Russia, punching bag punches you.

[@jamesmansfield235]

already a punching bag can punch you.

[@bravesquart5838]

yeah

[@arsonist6936]

5:22 Kenny’s revenge :)

[@duby3292]

In America, Phil Swift saw boat in half. In Soviet Russia, boat saw Phil Swift in half

[@andychen9899]

Now that's a Lot Of DAMAGE!

[@masoncarr2244]

Good One.

[@ddynamite]

Elliot Duby I’m still not seeing what that has to do with tape

[@jovannimayo5322]

Elliot Duby I SAW THIS UNION IN HALF

[@justsomefacts2118]

In America, *that's alot of damage*. In Soviet Russia *Alot of Damage thats you*

[@Maxowl]

In America you read a book In Soviet Russia books read you

[@chuckelliott7475]

Maxowl2006 okay... But how dose a book read U in Soviet Russia?

[@amyreeper6959]

That sounds inappropriate...

[@dodobird5668]

Maxowl2006 Very impossible

[@dr.robotico8500]

@imat Roll how about this? In America, Horror Villains kill you. In Soviet Russia, You fight Horror Villains!

[@-aaa-1232]

imat Roll lie I read

[@realvow]

2:36 IM MOVING BOIS

[@polishcow4609]

2:43 Get In The Freaking Car Bro!

[@broadcastingroom786]

In America you catch pokemon

[@PPLIFESUCCER]

In America, you sleep on bed. In Soviet Russia, The Bed sleeps on you

[@chuckelliott7475]

it hurts!!

[@redsus3246]

Lol

[@dodobird5668]

Nicholas Figueroa that was also my joke but i changed it CAUSE YOUR UGLY AND STOLE MY JOKE

[@gabbe5764]

0:36 like the comment if u from russia and u see word Сука

[@endermodz-nightcoremore593]

Blyat

[@RhuBin02]

Cyka blyyyat! Yes

[@harrisonofcolorado8886]

I saw the word Cyka.

[@ZaibasMartynas]

Im not from russia but i see the cyka and i know what it means

[@randiekay4994]

I'm not Russian but I saw it. Thanks Life of Boris for teaching me Russian.

[@rosestar4598]

When it said puppet put hand in you I was thinking dirty minded xD

[@kimsey0000]

Russian reversal jokes, it's amazing how such simple jokes can be either lighthearted/humorous or bizarre/disturbing, or any combination.

[@plankton4167]

In America thanos kills you In Soviet Russia you kill thanos

[@artemisababyan_2923]

Oh yay

[@alicianogaz3472]

You suck

[@supreme_lasthokage8440]

Alicia Nogaz so do you

[@dleifrag7328]

finally thanos is killed twice

[@Patrick-sp7wu]

@@dleifrag7328 ik

[@masoncarr2244]

In America, You Eat Food. In Soviet Russia, Food Eats You.

[@luftwaffle173]

*in Soviet Russia there's no food*

[@arealamerican6329]

Thats dark

[@gaara4667]

mason carr it’s probably for the best

[@shotaaizawa2274]

lol

[@s0bbingd0ves]

mason carr *Vore*

[@meowsticity]

Oh my gosh that car that was crushing Brody litters said: Сука 😂

[@UandE2Fan.Uaidrdd]

0:08 Boris: In Soviet Russia!

[@marcjanarevalo7318]

In America You run from granade,In Soviet Russia granade run from you

[@davidjaezi]

Lmao good one XD

[@-aaa-1232]

😄

[@coolasssoccermom8230]

Grenade

[@defaultyotis_x7528]

In America, you buy vbucks. In Soviet Russia... *Vbucks* *buy* *you*

[@josuesilva1634]

How

[@Loscxxo]

@@josuesilva1634 don't question it

[@vanessataylor6154]

Lol

[@rsgammer3069]

No sense

[@-aaa-1232]

Ok

[@Kyrovc]

5:42 Best Music EVER😂

[@johnfoltz8183]

In America, shark attacks you. In Soviet Russia, you attack shark.

[@SoloGD]

In America, you make video, In Solviet Russia, video make you! *LIKE SO BRODY CAN SEE*

[@danielaanestad6829]

COOL

[@laurensnyder1011]

Stop sTeAlInG iT

[@BlueBerry20071]

Young people youtube

[@fleshychillface8005]

Begging for likes

[@raresanimations7300]

Brody isn't real 😑

[@brew5842]

In America, you snuggle with teddy bear, In Soviet Russia teddy bear snuggle you.

[@MostFabulousKilljxy]

lol either way I'd be happy

[@bluepencil9451]

I'm down for that. :'3

[@dodobird5668]

Jackson Unger that creepy (the teddy bear sounds scary to me but i have teddy from Mr.Bean its only the teddy bear i like)

[@Viktor47917]

"In America, you make superstition!" Some American thinks a clown at a circus is Pennywise. ... "But in Soviet Russia, superstition makes YOU!!" Someone's superstition makes them an ugly clown and scares everyone thinking it is Pennywise.

[@BoredCapturer]

2:25: *I WAS THINKNG ABOUT SAYING THAT ONE!*

[@elizabethbushee6377]

In america you make soviet russia jokes. In soviet russia soviet russia makes jokes about you

[@thecitizenoftheinternet1077]

1:11 Erika, you play video game?

[@Xeno_Wulf]

I think the editing messed up there

[@khadijaahmed2034]

Erika:Yes

[@JJTE134]

Erika: oh Shit I’ve Been Seen 😱

[@superfnafbrothers3006]

@@khadijaahmed2034 Hotel: Trivago

[@superfnafbrothers3006]

@@JJTE134 Hotel: Trivago

[@b1ngussy]

This is the only video by this channel that I like

[@grandmigrationcanada9387]

*”In America, you hit puberty.”* *”In Soviet Russia, Puberty hits you..!”*

[@zen0syne]

In America you build house. In Soviet Russia house builds you.

[@daisybenigno]

In america you drink water In Soviet Russia water drink you

[@-aaa-1232]

Oof 🤕

[@darwido]

I've got a good one to start volume 3: in America, you heist museum. in Soviet Russia, museum heist you.

[@dyacz]

In America: U watch Movies In Soviet Russia: Movies watches U

[@redleyli3542]

in america you squash cockroach. in soviet Russia cockroach squash you.🕷

[@micahsmith1745]

Good joke but I hate roaches

[@mikencel]

That a spider not a cockroach

[@freddiereagan6705]

Awesome bro 😉

[@golddropper2747]

In Europe, Article 13 kills memes In Soviet Russia, Memes kills Article 13

[@meraybg8371]

I hope this happens

[@Cold88]

Ага

[@superharleepla1172]

@@meraybg8371 so true

[@AR11.-.]

PLS MAKE IT TRUE

[@georgek4416]

Uh

[@ConFall]

In Soviet Russia, You Rob a Bank In Capitalist America, Bank robs You

[@angelj.2051]

No

[@angelj.2051]

@@Kaiahai I dont know why but i have 2 questions 1. why i answered "no" to a person 2. why i think i know you

[@irvangb94]

Lmao

[@okjeffy6581]

In USA: you drive Big Green Tractor In Russia: Big Green Tractor drives you

[@chiots9064]

In America.yiu clap your hands..... In Soviet Russia HANDS CLAP YOU

[@gachavideo3047]

That evil

[@AwashAnenome361]

@Natavian Brown Its "'You' not you!"

[@vernaantig7397]

In america:You sit on chair IN SOVIET RUSSIA CHAIR SIT ON YOU

[@johnbucket7717]

Me walking my toy plastic dog: 0:58

[@user-vy5ks8sw5f]

In America, you read book. In Soviet Russia, book read you.

[@mistasceptile]

In America, You turn into Venom In Soviet Russia, Venom turn into you

[@shadowchan5667]

In America, You sharpen pencil In Soviet Russia, *Pencil Sharpens You*

[@DarthDestructusTheSithLord]

At the end, the stupid mama actually made a well constructed joke, with a deadly zinger at the end

[@arnieflett4440]

In america: you snort cocane In soviet russia: cocane snorts you

[@felipecomph4549]

*in america you're afraid of the bears, in soviet russia the bears are afraid of you*

[@racelkatyusha403]

VERY VERY TRUE COMRADE

[@soundwave9492]

@@racelkatyusha403 In America, You hunt bears. In Soviet Russia, Bears hunt you!

[@engineer695]

In America yo mama so hot is new joke,in soviet Russia IT IS OLDEST OF THEM ALL

[@sirawesome356warren4]

In America, you get Coronavirus. In Soviet Russia, Coronavirus gets you.

[@lol-xi6ms]

5:00 that’s just-

[@Cold88]

In America you get scare by monster. In Soviet Russia monster get scare by you.

[@blamo5342]

in America you punch punching bag in soviet Russia punching bag punches you

[@fakenamefakename4304]

PitbullsAreMyLife that’s too complicated

[@snsgacha]

PitbullsAreMyLife good job

[@felicityafton254]

In UCN, you pick animatronic. In Sister Location, animatronic pick you!

[@gonzotrash]

4:34 YOO SML PUPPET I THOUGHT YO MAMA DIDNT KNOW ABOUT SML

[@RageJacob]

in america. You fly plane In Soviet Russia plane fly you

[@artemisababyan_2923]

Lol more like helicopter XD

[@blackthunderyt6682]

In America, you sit on sofa . In Soviet, Russia sofa sits on you.

[@skeletonboi3077]

In america, Karen ask for your manager. In soviet Russia, You ask karen for her manager

[@eternus154]

In America, who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters! 👻🚫 In Soviet Russia, Ghostbusters call you!

[@imbi6017]

In America You ride horse In Soviet Russia Horse ride you

[@blacklisted9733]

i can confirm that this is all true

[@Dr_Mason_Dark]

In America youtube demonetized you In Soviet Russia You demonetized KZbin

[@salimnaamani4495]

OH NO YOU DIDN'T BOI!!!

[@chacethefirst3288]

Demonetizing KZbin my dream came true!

[@phantomxyt1941]

In America, You Eat Food In Soviet Russia, Food Eat You

[@m_affiliates]

In America, you eat food In Soviet Russia, WE eat nothing.

[@sovietheart3883]

@@m_affiliates Soviet Union had food for everyone and they ate

[@bunnychanuniverse847]

The fat one ate

[@sebamed3609]

In america, you drink water. In soviet russia, water drinks you

[@lolwot7004]

In America you react to videos, In Soviet Russia videos reacts you.

[@jxz6113]

1:35 "Are you afriad of getting a** kicked"

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodcr2645]

In The SCP Foundation, You Contain SCP. In Soviet Russia, SPC Contain You.

[@JimXOfficialChannel]

In America you sit on chair *shows Brody sitting on a chair reading a daily yo mama magazine In Soviet Russia chair sits on you *shows a chair sitting on Brody

[@OfficialIvy2006]

In America, You Missed Duolingo Lessons. In Soviet Russia, Duolingo Missed Your Lessons.

[@samgaming7874]

In America,pennywise pulls you in sovient Russia you pull Pennywise

[@milk9928]

In america you make yo mama jokes in sovient rossia yo mama make jokes

[@user-gu7cm9qc2v]

ice_swallow mella XD

[@nuriyev700]

In America,You buy skin in Soviet Russia Skin Buys You(I like my own comment because no one will)

[@sarahsiddons752]

Fortnite adict

[@dodobird5668]

*_trace_* so true your adicted to that game their talking about (i dont know this fortnite thing but it sounds familiar dont talk about it)

[@dodobird5668]

i mean tracer

[@gamerdudegalaxy9490]

In America you open Christmas presents In Soviet Russia Christmas presents opens you

[@corporaladrianshepard4264]

this is comedy gold

[@mf1238]

I

[@elite_speedyy7988]

In America you play smash bros In Soviet Russia smash bros play you. Reply if you want to be a true fighter in smash except for the mii

[@elite_speedyy7988]

I wanna be joker cause he OP

[@jajanothaha628]

In America, you punch the tv. In soviet Russia, the tv, punches U

[@JakiestJake]

I actually think that it's supossed to be "in soviet Australia" or something

[@owldusty2725]

4:43 jeffytron why000

[@libbi2273]

In America U Make Videos. In Soviet Russia. Videos Make u.

[@ReadyforHell]

You stole that joke from someone

[@libbi2273]

How?

[@ReadyforHell]

I just saw that joke on some in soviet Russia jokes but not in yo mama , it was from someone else make a compilation about that

[@josuesilva1634]

How

[@Minn_Way]

You stole my thought now i aready commet for diffrent jokes

[@rickyflores8144]

In america : u hold pp in Soviet Russia: Pp hold you

[@marx3d881]

My body is sliding XD

[@chazieljames]

ImI, isgwlw aye aye aye ya eya eya at3

[@BFOIOffical777]

In America, You eat fries In Soviet Russia, Fries eats you

[@homemadethingies627]

Love yo mama? Make sure you like Animeme too.

[@sunelanng6315]

0:50 they dont do that in Russia. They do that in Undertale

[@captainsmith5851]

Brody: literally beats the whole.fnaf crew also Brody: gets beaten by a guy

[@ezatulhamsiah5696]

In America,you use knife. In Soviet, Russia knife use you.

[@zukutokarizama9035]

In America, you play Fortnite, in Soviet Russia, fortnite play you

[@cloudninjagaming2744]

Already stolen

[@kairyu2914]

Fortnite sucks, go play minecraft

[@morosovbenediq2923]

I was expecting something way different when he said cow milk brody

[@manuelholland1732]

In America: you dance on pole In soviet Russia: the pole dances on you.

[@angelsanchez8610]

The jeffy one had me weak😂

[@Max35600]

In america you use weapons In soviet russia weapons use you

[@Umbre7312]

Soviet

[@sakuramune_]

In America you wear glasses but in Soviet Russia glasses wear you like so Brody can se

[@zlS0VIETlz]

In America: you orb someone with the orbital cannon In Soviet Russia: orbital cannon orbs you

[@thebucketofcringeWolfyboy756]

Make a volume 3 xD

[@LoonaTheHellhound28]

1:05 I'm best boi