In traffic at a speed of 9999999, Niko's Second Date！ - GTA4

[@celestialroad]

Be careful with Michelle's car or the date will be over.

[@ozzy_vxx]

Sorry about the car, Michelle. I can get you a new one.

[@97Crazysteve]

Jeez Louise!

[@hankarmas]

THIS POOR CAR

[@pir_hana]

Michelle is dead.

[@RiOT5111]

Imagine someone nearly destroys your car but you still let em drive Michelle aka Karen must be on something or just not have her license

[@reyk3524]

0:33 It's World War 3 I knew it! 🤣🤣

[@Leo-mj1mt]

LMAO GTA IV PEDS ARE HANDS DOWN THE BEST AT REACTIONS

[@jimaco0312]

I’ve been playing this game since it came out and i’ve never heard that quote ever lol

[@reyk3524]

@@jimaco0312 same

[@TheAireaidLord]

@@jimaco0312 same lmao the traffic unlocked the most batshit dialogue

[@Max_YT-yj8gn]

How he knew it because was raining cars? i think lol

[@InfernoPhoenixFX]

11:37 the out of nowhere falling burning man as they arrive the carnival was comedic

[@oreziopancrazio3685]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@leeham6230]

1:22 is the hardest I have ever laughed at these videos! LMFAO

[@fleur-de-rocaille]

Did she make it to the bank?

[@obersheimerkevin]

Time to eject!

[@Ben-bb7mi]

I'm pinned forward Goose! I can't reach the ejection handle! You're gonna have to punch us out! Eject! Eject!

[@kleptosepto1848]

Came here to post the same comment. I'm crying lol

[@imoanadz]

“I’m sorry about your car, Michelle. I can get you a new one” Niko said calmly

[@theonemaintenanceguy7323]

7:10 MR. PRESIDENT, GET DOWN!

[@thenorseguy2495]

1:21 Michelle: There is a fire Niko: Don’t worry. I find some water

[@sumthingwikked4257]

Michelle: no worries. *Yeet*

[@hiijjh100]

9:09 Michelle's blood curdling screams as she ejected from the burning wreck, realizing another date has failed and cost her another car....

[@sumthingwikked4257]

She didn't mind the sudden concussion from the rear end corner of her smouldering wreckage of automotive innovation. It was the date being ruined that broke her spirit.

[@quipac]

1:18 , This is gold.

[@Akakunchannel]

Michelle doesn't need a car, Niko. She needs an ambulance.

[@mattfabbs]

I doubt the ambulance would help, because it’s also going 9999999 speed too.

[@P13R4T]

I love how for once the guy saying “It’s world war 3, I know it!” Actually has some backing

[@nighthawkj30A4]

12:16 how did a Car get in the bowling alley 😂

[@MrKevCoan]

1:21 BE CAREFUL WITH MICHELLE'S CAR OR SHE WILL FLY THE FUCK OUT

[@jookaiir979]

0:06the beginning just killed me broo 😂😂😂

[@josephfong2003]

7:50 Rare footage of Michelle saying something new.

[@sumthingwikked4257]

You mean saying something obvious. Quit womansplaining, Michelle

[@uTubeNoITube]

I love how you finally make it into the bowling alley after all that time, and it's on fire with a burned out car inside and then Michelle dies, again. 😂😂🤣🤣

[@hawkeye5955]

I want to see Niko and Roman go on a epic journey to bowling. 😂

[@oreziopancrazio3685]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@thaddeus9747]

0:33 With that traffic... Indeed!

[@Nerfherder3]

"I'll talk to you soon, bye"

[@totizedger]

Michelle wants to listen to the radio to get distracted from all the chaos happening around her, Niko rather want to listen to the beautiful sound of hundreds of people screaming xD literally addicted to your videos now it is so fun to see the cutscenes get messed up and also how you try to complete the mission with all the chaos. At 6:42 i swear i heard Niko say "Why does this keep happening to me"

[@jaydenrodger117]

It's one of nikos lines👌

[@Larsgman]

He’s becoming self aware

[@DerekSan_Arg]

"I can't believe I just see that shit"

[@nothingtoseehere3790]

That ending was fire 🔥

[@KingdomCloudStrife]

Literally 😂

[@cliffordbramwell]

5:41 felt personal

[@Evelyn_Z99]

9:10 LMAOOO the way she screamsss

[@NXNViXa]

1:21 THERE'S A FIRE! *jupms out of the Car* AHHHHHHHH and the fact that you can see her spinn 😂

[@killerjays]

2:10 You can see how far Michelle got plastered down the road. 8:45 they just wanted to end it all

[@Leo-mj1mt]

Michelle got blasted to GTA V 💀

[@салфеткибумажные-р3щ]

you forgor the car airline flight here 9:18

[@killerjays]

​@@салфеткибумажные-р3щYou're right 😭😭😭

[@kingbaby8761]

1:22 Michelle is going to be the first woman on the moon

[@Chaka596]

Bro the way she flew and screamed has me in tears. 😂

[@Leo-mj1mt]

@@Chaka596 Girl went plane mode 💀

[@hawkeye5955]

Then she instantly teleports to her apartment. Truly a giant leap for mankind.

[@sumthingwikked4257]

She'll be the second astronaut to die too.

[@AshBloodfire]

0:05 This pretty much sums up the whole series. 1:21 Seeya Michelle!

[@zzolie]

Man, towards the end when the car went unhit for so long, I rooted really hard for Niko succeed and I thought they made it, only for Michelle to get killed by an explosion at the very end.

[@sr7spec]

1:18 The car is on fire *proceeds to jump in mid air*

[@YUGINO]

2:49 LOL

[@98-SR5]

I remember the first time I played through the game I was genuinely surprised when you find out Michelle is a government agent. However, looking back, it's pretty painfully obvious that she was by the dialogue...

[@PoweredByAudio]

Rockstar teaching us young to lookout for cops 😂😅

[@darrennpeagler47291]

That man at 0:31 who said "it's World war 3 I knew it", was at least pretty close to the mark. At least in reference to the end of the world. Only that it's ending in a rather unexpected way, of course. But still pretty close.... Oh!! And funny, too!!!😂😂😂

[@PLAYGAMER2033]

0:32 - It's World War three! I knew it! I broke on that line :D

[@senseimourgi676]

0:32 'ITS WORLD WAR 3, I KNEW IT'

[@nighthawkj30A4]

12:22 that Explosion tho 😮 lol 😂

[@mrmhj9925]

0:34 “it’s World War III, I knew it!” No, it’s worse.

[@christiansonsen]

0:33 "Its WWIII I knew it", this are true actual times my friend.

[@ProWalter2]

Poor niko. He just wanted to take the nice lady on a date. Little did he know, that was the same day the laws of physics in Liberty Ciry went completely out the window, and Michelle was hurtled out of the car at 600mph, becoming vaporized immediately.

[@GeosRealityReport]

Talk about bad luck

[@dxxllxn]

1:21 'theres a fire, UÆUGHHH' 😂

[@MmmM-bl7ih]

Michelle's so high maintenance.

[@Tacticalhuman1]

0:00 just a normal day in MLK street

[@drill3586]

1:22 You don't need to say anymore after that.

[@zzolie]

She told him "there's a fire" and he immediatelly put it out by flying the car into the river. What a man!

[@Altegore]

10:00 - nevermind the car, dude, Michelle has been destroyed...

[@TheSegacampGamerandWerecamp]

5:40 Niko: Hey Michelle you know what? Michelle: What? *Niko Puches the Car and sends Michelle and the Car Flying* Niko: Good! No more of the FIB Crawling up my Ass!

[@Chaka596]

1:23 “there’s a fire” bro when she jumped out of the car her screams reminds me of R2D2’s scream from Star Wars. 🤣🤣I was laughing so much that my ribs started hurting. It’s almost 3 in the morning and you’ve already made my day. I’ve been going through some tough times so thank you so much for making me ctfu. You’re a legend, I love you bro. 💯 Also do you be laughing during all of this chaos? 😂

[@Strenergy.-.]

I can confirm I'm addicted now cause as soon as I saw this on my feed I was like "yes!!! A new upload, awww life is sweet!" 😂

[@nikerailfanningttm9046]

3:39 that plot twist though: *gets hit by speeding pedestrian car, hits a LCPD police car*

[@Ryanborambo]

Geez louise! - michelle

[@bolobalaman]

0:33 my man is right

[@striirp]

ITS WW3 I KNEW IT

[@KidKomical]

8:46 the npc barrel rolled under the car I’m done 💀

[@edvardgarabedian200]

Bro you’re gonna kill me with these vids I swear this shit is the funniest thing I’ve seen along with Happy Wheels

[@SaphMiles]

12:15 The most unexpected thing I thought I'd never see 😂😂😂😂

[@alejandrofurio2685]

People playing bowls while the whole place is on fire at the end had me rolling 😂😂😂

[@apolotary]

6:38 almost got it only to have Michelle liquified by a passing car lmao

[@ianpatrick23]

I love how a car crashes into them every time he offers to get her a new car

[@d9zirable]

jeez louise!

[@0slavsan0]

We don't need to talk, we can just listen to the radio 💀

[@yinli9219]

6:07 COOL😎

[@jegneg]

michelle: we're gonna need to take this to the shop 😟 the car approaching at 2147483647 mph: 🚗

[@whgkswo]

1:26 the water splash is so realistic

[@hhstrackrunna]

1:21 I died

[@saintanator8992]

12:20 FFS they finally make it and the nacho machoene explodes and kills michelle

[@blackrose8418]

1:22 michelle wcreaming and flying off in the distance sent me further than she did.

[@SaphMiles]

6:34 😂😂😂😂

[@CNoteZzz]

"IT'S WORLD WAR 3, I KNEW IT!!"

[@marianmoesinger3825]

1:20 🤣🤣🤣

[@ObsidionshadowX]

*"You're going to need to take this to the shop."*

[@mamamia-lh9qf]

bro your channel is underrated, keep going

[@RepairBeyond]

Honestly this is among the funniest things I've ever seen uploaded to KZbin. The game responds so well to the batshit insanity triggered by the massively increased car speeds, resulting in an immense comedy clearly not intended by the game developers.

[@Hunter_UT]

0:33 *it's world's war 3! i knew it!*

[@darkinferno6862]

As soon as you finally and eventually make it she gets smoked 💀😭

[@uTubeNoITube]

Literally smoked. 😆

[@PellaeonEU]

Smoking can be deadly

[@alexandrecoupey1058]

Women loves emotionnal roller coaster... NIko is not boring. Good job niko ! Michelle car become a roller coaster...

[@andrescontrerasforero8514]

3:21 Cab Driver: need a ride?? 😃

[@electricbird423forester9]

In this video it’s all about the Radio 📻

[@senpaiskidz4445]

The comedic timing in some of these clips kills me

[@MutantMike90]

1:22 "OK so I'll call you later then"

[@georgegandy8116]

Half of the car hanging out and the front half crunched together *You're going to need to take this to the shop*

[@jimmyboy1582]

The man with the fortitude to not spend weeks dying of laughter while making these edits has gotta be a monster.

[@rodgomez4424]

00:33 is an understatement lol

[@micarguy8239]

10:06 the REAL bowling is done in the cutscene and the pins are Michelle and Niko

[@jookaiir979]

05:41 dammmnnn 💀😂😂😂

[@bulbigood6558]

based

[@connor8099]

0:33 "it's world war 3 i knew it" 🤣😭

[@RAAM855]

"ITS WW3 I KNEW IT" christ the pedestrian lines in 4 manage to make so many moments gold

[@SuspiciousMan1907]

0:33 "it's world War 3 i know it" got me laugh 😂

[@neuroxik]

9:27 She walked away safe ???

[@SGCSmith]

The ending is fantastic. Pretty sure the game did not intend for cars to be there xD

[@saintanator8992]

Niko! You hurt that person. You flipped your car 😮! 7:50

[@d9zirable]

my stomach just juuuuumped

[@RatedRLoquender]

0:32 LMFAO XD

[@Rell6000]

1:56 why

[@Ian-on7po]

5:00 man really didn't want that date to go any further

[@chriscox3709]

Jeez Louise!!!

[@keezymann4655]

I like how the mission always ends before the car can even explode 😭💀

[@---kd2sv]

Really hope that you can do the whole story walkthrough with this mod😂

[@uTubeNoITube]

That would be amazing and I don't care if it takes five 20-minute parts for each mission. 🤣

[@fruitcake4910]

There was a guy on Nico Nico Douga who played GTA's story with chaos mod.

[@LBJshowedmehisJ]

100% speenrun.

[@ahmadsb4358]

The whole world in chaos Michelle: u need to take us to the shop

[@coolchick098]

1:57 is easily one of my favorites of these attempts. Double hit & run, T boned, and Michelle gets sent to the next zip code in the cutscene. 👏

[@htwnkila9880]

2:11 is a real kicker

[@MidnightracingGuy]

12:26 lol niko does not even care 😂

[@djull2204]

*gets smacked through the Sky up to the other side of the city* "Geese Louise !"

[@joemasters2270]

5:41 I pissed myself 😂😂😂

[@Larsgman]

1:20 when the car starts spinning mid-air and she flies

[@token2222]

"you're gonna have to take this to the shop"