In traffic at a speed of 9999999, Niko's third date！ - GTA4

[@kvgp3179]

4:13 "You drive like a gangster" *Proceeds to be the sanest driver in the whole city*

[@gachyskunk]

That made me laught 😂

[@jerryayrton3000]

5:57 that scream 😂

[@ExpertExterminators]

5:48 The random dead guy in the taxi and the car horn. xD

[@mariolovespillows3838]

That's some Anime x Loony Tones shit

[@00lifeisforliving00]

Reminded me of toad scream in Mario Kart 64

[@gerrykan1629]

Lol for real!! Have a nice flight!! 😂😂😂

[@romella_karmey]

I have always been enjoying GTA 4 more than GTA 5 to be honest 😂😂😂

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

You could tell she was a cop, She asks these questions so casually

[@chaka1061]

Fr it’s so obvious but I was playing this game when I was 9 so I never paid attention to the dialogue or cutscenes. I just wanted to shoot, kill, and finish the game. I do remember being annoyed by her questions but I was shocked when I found out that she was a cop back then. 😂😂

[@obs6630]

She was the worst undercover cop lol

[@zeroxwarrior]

She seems to got a promotion in gta 5 though somehow lol

[@Deamia]

@@zeroxwarriorHoly crap I had to look that up. They look nothing alike, I never would have made the connection it's the same person.

[@SaphMiles]

​@zeroxwarrior Well GTA cops are known for diving off a bridge headfirst, so there's that....😂😂😂😂

[@MmmM-bl7ih]

The comedic timing of the first date attempt where the cars were crashing into Michelle's car and getting so close to the checkpoint, followed by cars sideswiping them in the closing live cutscene was gold.

[@kinny1561]

Jeez luis!

[@fluffyflufffox1385]

1:18 Niko: here’s your new car Michelle

[@NoName-ms8jb]

8:00 Niko says bye. SUV says hello.

[@porp1459]

18:14 "well, what do you do?" *takes some breath to answer* *dies*

[@generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895]

I feel for niko, this is exactly how my dates go

[@iaincowell9747]

Yeah right incel

[@Lagger625]

*_Michelle is dead_*

[@intraterrestrial69]

Yeah dude I hate it when my date gets killed too. I’m sure some people are used to it but it gets me every time

[@mattfabbs]

*Michelle’s car has been destroyed.*

[@chanman4rings]

5:56 "My planet needs me"

[@Leo-mj1mt]

LMAO THE SHADOW

[@alexanderchavarin3442]

xd

[@closethockeyfan5284]

**I'm sorry about the car, Michelle. I can get you a new one.**

[@ragi_dosa]

*Do you mean you'd steal one? Have you got caught up with the Hove Beach criminals Niko?*

[@第3の風]

*Forget about it, I'll talk to you soon, bye.*

[@closethockeyfan5284]

"I'm not used to this kind of driving!" You're right, and I am sorry, but I am not capable of driving 9,999,999 mph.

[@potts995]

2:32 Well that’s ONE way to end a date!

[@KommanderKarl]

“Be careful with Michelle’s car or the date will be over” *car is wrinkled like a raisin*

[@Michelicbellic749]

And then explode into piecez

[@SimplyTakuma]

I think Niko's debt is higher than Roman in the entire game was.

[@KhanWolf95]

2:30 Niko: I can't stand this sh**!

[@Dre4m5]

I think we should sit back, listen to some music, and enjoy the ride. The ride:

[@kylemurray3526]

2:05 *multiple bone fractures, concussion, broken clavicle* “Forget about it, I’ll talk to you soon. Bye.”

[@ExpertExterminators]

4:46 That one made me laugh real loud 18:14 And this one too.

[@gerrykan1629]

It's like they were a couple of high powered magnets hahahaha😂😂

[@Xraviz]

lol the cab driver is dead at the wheel too

[@tellmo25]

​@@Xravizyea, I just noticed that. That cab drive was a gonner.

[@yochel8643]

18:16 Lol real part

[@joey0wns]

17:17 poor guy just wanted to have a view

[@jimmyboy1582]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HAVE BEEN CRYING FOR HOURS.

[@ng7848]

🤣🤣

[@The-Plaguefellow]

The sheer *precision* of that hit? That shit was *personal.*

[@Ossy13]

14:19 Niko casually hitting a kick flip while the world slowly burns around him

[@10DollarProductions]

And a 360 right after that! He's got a line cooking right now.

[@thibthib3768]

14:17 what an elegant looping

[@Leo-mj1mt]

"Yo do a kickflip!"

[@kyouki2260]

This isn't Fun !!!

[@BrothaMarOfficial]

7:16 not the guy flying across the street 😂

[@uTubeNoITube]

*... fast forward to August 2024* "Nikos 378th date!"

[@antongrekov7710]

maybe...

[@IstrichsYT]

fr

[@YUGINO]

11:32 bye Niko

[@bolobalaman]

2:06 Niko distant voice after getting complety wiped out by the horde of car is hilarious but not as hilarious as the ending police dispatch radio saying " Fuck u " lmao

[@PremierAutoMan86]

1:45 niko knocked across the east river 😂 and 3:27 Michelle's scream! 😂

[@psycosanches589]

Imagine braving the physics based apocalypse to be with this woman and then she hits you with the undercover agent thing

[@gillounet4766]

At 0:46 I just love how the pedestrian disappears 😂

[@Genesisalfanta____]

I can't stop laughing at all times 😂😂😂

[@ianpatrick23]

I love how the dialogue continues on regardless of the cars smashing into them 😂😂😂

[@shadowangel_0617]

I never laughed so loud before😂😂😂😂

[@FerreraPlayOficial]

18:14 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zemaddonzo3504]

What cracks me up is the path the car took to reach her in the first place

[@AUG_XZABER]

The IAA sent an agent to take her out because she was about to spill da beans.

[@mariolovespillows3838]

@@AUG_XZABER true lmao

[@keiz5052]

@@zemaddonzo3504fucking HEAT SEEKING MISSILE

[@beasegraff9612]

18:11 Top 10 unexpected endings

[@jcat9628]

16:06 niko apologizes while getting launched far away with doppler effect

[@quipac]

At least she played some bowling before dying.

[@ng7848]

0:24 "you drive like a gangster" meanwhile there are cars hitting lightspeed next to her on the road lol

[@DKrueger1994]

1:45 big home run

[@oliverloosav]

14:19 damn nice trick to impress Michelle

[@kinny1561]

7:42 Niko has some serious power

[@bobjonas5564]

This series of videos is absolutely hilarious!!! 😂

[@devonscotttaylor]

0:26 the car on fire that sails overhead and crashes into the overpass is moviesque. Micheal Bay type shit.

[@utley]

You drive like a gangster! No, I drive as if our very survival depends on it!

[@gerrykan1629]

3:40 "Michelle" took off like a golf ball on a driving range 😂😂

[@antoniodicarlo-m3b]

3:43 niko walkin through that Chaos so calmly makes it look so badass btw

[@aprev039]

Niko: What do you do? *Michelle proceeds to get hit by a tumbling car* I guess we’ll never know what she does.

[@anamericaninbusan9389]

U.L. Paper sent that agent to assassinate her before their cover was blown.

[@goldinthefurnace]

1:12 😂dam that one was brutal

[@CyoteBongWater87]

1:25

[@glowingdeathclaw3560]

I don’t laugh out loud often but for whatever reason these videos get me laughing so hard Im gasping for air. Thank you!

[@АндрейЖабин-ш3з]

14:19 😆 That was a perfect stunt!

[@matheusperez2487]

Hate it when I get run over in a date and it throws me to another island. Can relate to Niko.

[@missriss_]

11:33 😂😂 *sees cars literally flying full speed and blowing up* Michelle: geeZ LOuisE

[@jerrysshowroom681]

1:24 Niko "I'll talk to you soon. Bye" The fact that Niko was smashed away after he said bye is priceless!😂

[@morkahnofficial]

I love the constant, aptly screaming NPCs

[@FunWarden]

2:32 we can feel the level of annoyance in this one

[@alecrichards8574]

No matter how many times I watch that cutscene it never gets old

[@Strenergy.-.]

3:40 where did she go? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@darktsuna89]

Forget about it XD

[@Dona16PG]

Michelle: THIS ISN'T FUN! Oh yes Michelle, it is absolutely fun

[@nyaCLGTA]

1:11 that caught me off guard 🤣

[@xZippy]

Michelle: 'We don't need to talk, we can just listen to the chaos."

[@killerjays]

16:05 I love seeing bodies get launched across the whole screen

[@koikarppa]

I could watch these for hours

[@goldinthefurnace]

14:21 Nice barrel roll ❤😅

[@Leo-mj1mt]

"Yo do a kickflip!"

[@SensiofRabbitude]

I was impressed that he got so close first time without incident.

[@AlvidYTTV]

18:05 Michelle : "No, I guess I'm married to my job!" Niko : "Well, what you you do?" *splat* Me : *... well nothing much now I guess*

[@TheD1CT4T0R]

14:22, You do a sick kickflip and she still isn't impressed. Women are impossible to please

[@5tephenmb]

It was like the world was spinning a million miles an hour. Their love was an inferno.

[@10DollarProductions]

@4:47 just love when this shit happens during cutscenes. The taxi driver just laying dead on the horn. lmao

[@YourLocalCopiumDealer]

0:34 the way that cop car just bounces off the building like a tennis ball without ever touching the ground is too funny. The siren sounds like a cry for help. 😂

[@bluscout6440]

2:33 Niko uses the force

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

1:47 He got knocked all the way to Algonquin

[@closethockeyfan5284]

He was getting her a new one there

[@AnthonyRobart]

And he got a 6-star wanted level.

[@nthgth]

5:46 😂 The taxi entering the frame, already destroyed 🤣🤣 my face is wet and my sides are in agony! 🤣🤣 Also, amazing thumbnail shot lmao

[@Vendetta162X]

0:46 Gone. Just like that

[@capcomblue1994]

9:10 and 9:11😮😂 that driver just came out unscathed and walked away like as if nothing happened😂

[@marcen12]

She could drive the car in this crazy setting and STILL blame Niko.

[@danielg9174]

5:57 when you knock Zelda out of the stage in Smash Bros

[@HailSatanLLC]

This video also proves that real time cutscenes are superior because of comedic timing.

[@f30lolz29]

If I ever get another date again, I’ll replicate these many scenes. Wish me luck guys!

[@NorbieSimon]

I can't believe he made it to the third date with this chaos around them 😂

[@HEISENVER6A]

1:11 I love when cars hit Niko and michelle😂😂😂😂😂

[@psisound161]

Don't worry about it Niko. There are plenty of Taxis in the sea. Or should i say, in the sky.

[@Lord_The_Dragon]

4:44 *it s suspiciously quiet* *1 sec later* *Where are they?*

[@Lord_The_Dragon]

5:25 GRENADE! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ayee-1]

0:46 she got deleted 💀

[@Fullmeralzilla]

9:09 THAT FRONTFLIP WAS SICK

[@mcslater_5281]

That Scream 5:57 Damn 😂😂

[@VuqarStyle]

0:46 DAMN!

[@AgniButWithChronicBackPain]

Niko getting obliterated every time he says "bye" will never NOT be funny.

[@LegateLynx]

1:52 Its poetic that you land there knowing how it turns out with Michelle

[@nickryan6787]

2:32 wtf lmfao

[@HailSatanLLC]

11:32 The comedic timing on that one was too perfect.

[@teamhebi13]

lmao like someone threw a car at her 1:18

[@00lifeisforliving00]

14:19 what does she mean it wasn't fun? that was a perfect barrel roll right there!

[@slaptastic_7]

“geez louise!”

[@Elimetal83]

5:47 bye Niko

[@artemisarrow179]

1:47 bro got exploded to Algonquin

[@gamma2816]

"I'm not used this kind of driviiing!" Yeah no, Michelle, like other New Yorkers, is used to flying at MK.5 speed to her destination. Every one born here knows you take a left at Central Park, switch gears to 9000mph, bounce against The Statue Of Liberty, get chased by the police, hit the pedestrians near the corner shop owned by Tony, sweet guy btw, I scream hi to him every once in a while as I fly by, then you get hit by a fellow driver, hope you survive and THEN you are at the carnival... Like didn't Niko go to New York driving school? They changed the trafic laws to ♾️mph to speed up things, no wonder why the police targets him every time, he is clearly holding up traffic. This is also why they always get hit in the cutscene, what are they doing standing around there, every New Yorker knows Michelle's tree is the fastest way to bounce to the east side. Remember kids, look both ways before crossing the street, and up... In case a car is falling from space. I'm actually crying over this bro, and the taxi one I over analysed too like how do they stay in business and such... This is too good. 🤣🤣🤣 have a sub.

[@gamma2816]

And so... The safety of the Bowling Alley was over... He was so close. 🥹🤣

[@bolobalaman]

Lmao the fact u come up with the whole copypasta tldr paragraph is comedy on its own, Imma steal this now

[@gamma2816]

@@bolobalaman Bro I wish I could send you the voice notes of me crying over this to my brother, I came up with like 16 more of these with full lore of how the society works driving like this and how kids go to school and the legality system in a reality where this is absolutely normal, we died bro, I over analysed the HELL out of it, the one about driving school got me choking. 🤣 But aight aight, glad I made you laugh though. 🤣👍

[@bolobalaman]

@@gamma2816 Those kids would be home school by now. No parent would be insane enough to kiss their children before they go to school and zoom away at the speed of a SR-71

[@bolobalaman]

" As a finance analyst in Wall Street, it's a joy to take a sip of coffee in my office firm with a view on Brooklyn and the surrounding area of Manhattan where people's vehicle got throwed away at the speed of a commercial jetliner and fly in horde toward downtown. "

[@TTMS-Khaz-kun]

She's not having very good dates.. *Good.* I felt bad for Niko when she finally betrayed him and revealed herself to be a cop. You can do better, good Bellic!

[@mettalmorpheus]

1:24 "I'll talk to you soon, bye". Disappears

[@gorila4324]

We don't need to talk, we can just listen to the radio.

[@TurboWheeler]

13:29 Niko getting smacked just before the screen goes black was gold!

[@newguy335]

3:40. DAMN. That car hit her square in the face.

[@mcslater_5281]

The First Few Mile Casual Drive LOL 😂

[@DoozyyTV]

I love when they get hit in the cutscenes

[@Wrent_Free]

This feels like groundhog day with the worst twist imaginable: going on a date with Michelle.

[@sauluxville]

Poor Niko can’t even complete his apologies without being embedded into the wall again and again 😂