In Witness Protection With The Mafia Boss's Son [M4A ASMR] [reverse comfort] [damaged speaker]

[@reiningsoral]

who's lungs collapsed? _WAS IT DAN??????_

[@killerhell]

It's always dan

[@eyes_of_skies7202]

I need, NEED an audio of Dan explaining how he's a double agent and that his case manager never gives him a better cover story other than "collapsed lung" and how though it can be helpful to appear flaky when he's undercover, the redundancy is killing him on the inside. "It's my job to appear to ge someone I'm not, but it chafes. I take pride in being a dependable agent. Pretending to be an absolute flake? I hate it."

[@randomhooman8402]

If I had a nickel for every audio that had a collapsed lung mentioned I'd have three nickles, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it was mentioned three times eh

[@JenderQueer]

Only 3? You're behind, friend. Gotta go listen to some more Phasmid ASMR ^_^

[@jayblade14]

I got about $10 dollars worth of nickles. Dan's lung deserves justice at this point. lol

[@MercuriousVA]

​@@jayblade14how did that thing start?

[@jayblade14]

@@MercuriousVA Mostly as a running gag between audios. There are so many mentions and they're so fun to listen out for. 👀 The mention before this one was the "Trapped in a Vault with Your Heist Partner." 10/10 recommend as a fun little egg hunt.

[@MercuriousVA]

@@jayblade14 yeah, I've heard it in so many audios, but it must have started somehow. Oh well, I'll just accept it as sort of a signature! 🙂

[@jayblade14]

At this point, Dan just needs a lung transplant. This man cannot catch a break. (But, also, where's the audio where Dan flirts with the nurse on duty who is ALWAYS on duty when he comes in with his lung issues? Dan just being casual about it, but the nurse mildly flipping would be hilarious.) About this exact audio though.... someone get this traumatized boy a warm hug, kisses, and a therapist. Stat. 😭 (edit: LOOK AT THAT HEALING!!!!!!!!!)

[@MercuriousVA]

That would be so fun! Someone should make a spicy script for the nurse! 😉

[@jayblade14]

@@MercuriousVA Oooh the temptation to fan script.....

[@Echo_lalia_]

Dan is at it again. How many jobs does this guy have? I'm convinced there's gonna be some hour long audio of Dan, all his jobs, some convoluted explanation for why and we're still gonna fall in love with him because Phas is incapable of making a character that we don't love. It's like magic. I call witchcraft. 🖤 But I love Dorian. He's so sweet.

[@chelseajackman7730]

"I'll be there with my bucket of popcorn" is the most supportive line and I needed it so much.

[@WateverWatever04]

Dan. Daniel. Dan the Man. I think you've been cursed by a witch. A lung specific sorcerer, perhaps

[@SnuffyWumpkins]

Dan Meet-Cute audio where we're the nurse helping this man recover 🤣

[@loucar155]

You are a genius 😮😂

[@tabootooru]

if my lung ever collapses i’ll be blaming you phas

[@juliaw.3063]

I know it's maybe not Dan with the collapsed lung again, but I can't help think it's him for the 3rd to 4th time. Poor man

[@Bombastic._.side_eye]

THE COLLAPSED LUNG I FUCKING CALLED IT😭😭😭

[@islabarker133]

I love him so much. I can now imagine him walking into his therapist's office with his new dinosaur mug: "You won't believe what just happened!"

[@Froggo-wr2yt]

COLLAPSED LUNG?! DAN IS THAT YOU!?

[@elfbotanist]

my lil princess is back and he's so stressed 😭

[@RatinaTrenchcoatD]

This was SO CUTE!! My heart absolutely melted while i was watching the video. I truly adore this character, and I'm so glad he's getting the happy ending he deserves! 💜💚

[@chava2904]

a reverse comfort audio?!?! i feel like im being spoiled 🥹🤍🌸 these are the best!

[@aqueousmutivity]

HE'S JUST A LITTLE GUYYYY 😭😭😭

[@izzyfoshizzy]

Wasn’t excepting us to start making films!! My poor film major heart is dying, you can’t just tell me my short films are good like that.

[@dragonsarebutterflies3663]

Damn. That just sucker punched me back into every panic attack i had in public, desperately trying to appear fine and normal and not crying. How are u so good at this

[@ikea3838]

17:53 DUDE The Yellow Wallpaper is one of my favorite short stories !!!

[@Lalla897]

I wanted to tell you before, but then I forgot. Good work as usual , but especially for this one. Even in a small way, to make people think of the "mobster life" as unglamorous, violent , and horrible as it is supposed to be presented is very important. Even in a (still) small medium as this one . Thank you.

[@stephbrown9767]

That was the best ending for a love story ever it was so sweet and cute thank you

[@dianaalerxon4924]

I am in working hours. Should I watch this? No. Will I? Yes

[@kasperBasper]

AAAA ant is so CUTE. im going to *lose it*

[@Vaurien_Audio]

I adore all of your audios Phasmid. And I love mafia stories so what a treat this one is! Keep up the great work!

[@okayyea7723]

SOMEONE BRING DAN TO A *HOSPITAL* ,THIS ISN’T GOOD 😰

[@RaeTheYeti]

This was so cute!

[@AlondraAlvarez-he9lw]

This was adorable and wholesome ❤

[@akumi5888]

THE COLLAPSED LUNG DUDE😂

[@kyliegonzalez8289]

I LOVE HIM!!!

[@Aly3192]

I really love this series I hope there will be a part 4

[@lynx.cb97]

16:10 OMG TWINNING I'm doing that with my therapist sometimes too

[@KuroAn29]

yes, continuation~ Great to listen while knitting😊Thanks for the great treat for our ears once again~

[@Myriako]

Thank you for this video! 😄💐💐💐

[@Gothqueen29]

I loved this video another great one

[@purplepotato8669]

I just started EMDR recently. Im not sure about it yet.

[@Sheffyhappy1]

Another part pls 😂😂

[@Masked_Failure]

Oh? We move in with our boy? 😊

[@Amorewrites]

❤💕 Reverse comfort is something else 🔥 💕❤

[@ameliareasons]

OMGOMGOMG LESGOOOOO

[@sancho_chater]

i see Phasmid.. i like

[@Jas_270]

Who is this guy with a collapsed lung 😂

[@gingerdude]

It's Dan

[@WhisperWrites]

@@gingerdude poor Dan 😔

[@Sffclld]

Take miiiiiine.