BOATS ON ICE - Minecraft Animation

[@FuryAnimation]

The dude moved roughly 10 blocks in one frame. The video is 24 fps. Therefore mf moves at roughly 240 blocks per second. According to Minecraft Wiki world border lies at 29,999,984 blocks from 0,0 in both horizontal directions. I've checked the seed and coordinates provided in the description and figured that he was moving towards positive Z starting at -948 on the Z axis. (Had to do that account migration thing to log into Minceraft wtf) Assuming that he was moving in a straight line, if we add 948 to 29,999,984 to get the distance in blocks from his position to the world border and divide it by 240 blocks per second, we get 125004 seconds if we round the result. Converting that result into something more appropriate we get that it would've taken the dude roughly 1 day 10 hours 43 minutes and 24 seconds to reach the world border. The video was uploaded 2022-06-24 at 19:08:31 UTC. He should've been at the world border at roughly 05:51:55 UTC today. It is now 14:57 UTC already. Where is the video of his arrival?

[@UncleSalad]

dude

[@michellegong1626]

You unlocked the achievement “Serious Dedication”

[@thatrandomcreeper69420]

Bro how you find that

[@Coralscove]

Fucking chad energy

[@poggersbro]

Based, but this time based on facts.

[@evapo7]

The fact you managed to perfectly replicate how a player moves when they lag is both impressive and hilarious

[@duckslife4126]

Its not lag lol but slr Alr*

[@MrWhatsItsName]

He just needs to get rid of those shaders to get better FPS

[@playbabethebookshelf6249]

@@MrWhatsItsName nah the contrast of shader and lag as hell players made it even more funny

[@caldercockatoo2234]

@@duckslife4126 It is though?

[@jones_y]

@@duckslife4126yes? it is

[@themanwiththeplan676]

If anyone was wondering, he's lagging like that because of the shaders he's using.

[@fryingpan5472]

surely that 2GB RAM was purely enough to run those epic shaders

[@obi6127]

he wouldn't lag like that if it was shaders :nerd:

[@CatScrunch]

@@obi6127 this isn't discord. :nerd: doesn't work.

[@72nodes85]

Bro’s pc was actually powered by 27 potatoes gaw damn

[@TheAdvertisement]

The amount of detail to make him look like he's actually lagging is impressive. He doesn't just jump around, his arms and legs actually sway in a stuttered motion just like when a player lags.

[@UncleSalad]

frist

[@AR_Animates]

welp

[@slimewipe]

srecnd

[@legodamenOG]

Darn

[@Ari-8449]

Google Translate: "Deadline"

[@lunarsmashmangaming5880]

Thrdi

[@TheMacgician]

Wow, I hardly understood what he said, and I'm not sure if that made it funnier or worse. But I loved the animation! Thank you for making my day!

[@MrWhatsItsName]

He said: Hey guys, Michael here. So today i found a tutorial (idk what he said in this part) y-you go on the thing, yeah you sit on the thing and then your like REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@destini1118]

"Hey guys, Micheal here. So, today I found this really inappropriate place (intense breathing) Y-you go on the thing, y-you sit on the thing, and then you like, (scream)"

[@Shady_Guyy]

The right click mistake right before he got in the boat was a perfect addition 👌 Chefs kiss

[@eliyxhelli7122]

I can assure you UncleSalad that this is indeed hilarious

[@terminus6818]

nob

[@ToxicYT]

Bro you need to grow, the algorithm isn't doing its job correctly. I'm glad I found this channel, very fun to watch.

[@thegreenchkrta]

I've seen this happen a few times in friends' personal servers. I have to say; this is verbatim what some of my friends have done, lag and all. Great job! I loved the ice reflections too, and overall you managed to make the Warped Nether look pretty cozy, despite the lava death trap and lagging denizen of doom. Can't wait to see more! Keep it up!

[@foxyfactions72]

THE LAGGING ANIMATION LOOKS SO ACCURATE LMFAO

[@artsheepnz]

This made me laugh so hard. Definitely replicated that experience perfectly.

[@playbabethebookshelf6249]

making player lag to reduce work 10/10 would still want to see again

[@fruitthenamielle8366]

I’m a month late but I wanted to say thank you for every single laugh you have cause me so far and are going to cause with your future animations. Every single one is pure joy! I hope you’re doing ok and that goes for everyone else too.

[@UncleSalad]

good vibes, I like it

[@thejoebean381]

Genuine well created animation, that lag was on point!

[@CalCalssarol]

0:11 this part has me dying on the floor

[@Shregurun93]

*H E A V Y B R A I N S T R O K E I N T E N S I F I E S*

[@algolicfromgeometrydash8362]

0:16

[@Behemoth_00]

My guy is turning into a foot pump

[@ANSKZ_]

I’ve never seen animated lag before but it makes me really happy

[@michellegong1626]

The “hitting the boat” before getting into it was the most accurate thing u could’ve done

[@TimotheosFraser]

I was laughing out loud at this. You're a pretty cool uncle.

[@Kain_cee]

The lag is such a great touch, I love it

[@Meetric1]

boats on ice is such a weirdly broken mechanic

[@RyderTheSpider]

You perfected the laggy movement this is amazing 😂

[@DarkShark-wp4se]

Return of the king

[@zee-anime]

the lighting is gorgeous

[@_forg_]

The long rendering process was worth it fr, this is very funny

[@epsilonthedragon1249]

Impressed with how accurate the movement is

[@derpster4458]

The ear rape, movement lag, and basic character model all come together to complete this video perfectly

[@Akitokami]

Here we have peak comedy and impeccable animation in one package. What else could anyone want?

[@lumo01]

That player animation is impeccable! Did you recreate that by hand or record in-game footage and individually motion track each body part or something?

[@bimblorthe1st290]

Laughed at this way more than should have

[@j4rg0n]

The fact that you styled the lad's skin after Blockheads is just golden.

[@atlasthedragon1013]

I don’t understand how amusing this for me to keep rewatching it

[@Behemoth_00]

"Hello gentlemen. While I arrive with a very important latency, let me tell you something about going at inappropriate speed in a very loud and unintelligible way. I will demonstrate it by firstly hyperventilating thunderously while attempting to turn into a foot pump. Then I will get inside this wooden boat placed on a ice path, still mumbling very loudly and unintelligibly and then proceed to leave at light speed while screaming my lungs out."

[@trumpet_boooi]

I like how he clicks the wrong button at first

[@Bionic_Cross]

I have been trying to find this video again for SO LONG! Glad the KZbin algorithm finally brought your channel back into my feed!

[@shadydaemon4178]

The lagging is relatable.

[@g1sunstreaker584]

I woke up a few hours ago to this notification in my phone, but must have accidentally swiped it away, because the new upload slipped my mind until a moment ago when I was just laying in bed with my eyes closed before my eyes snapped open and I yelled "UNCLE SALAD UPLOAD" and rocketed here 😂😂

[@GiantFlyingFoxes]

Simple and wonderful, well done!

[@antekpaztek]

This is so unsafe SMH my head 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@Blaze00XD]

0:15 the most fastest speed that doesn’t involve light speed (aka enderpearling or teleporting somewhere)

[@opalpersonal]

i am fed with this unclesalad content

[@jessicacrogie9986]

This made me laugh way to much xD

[@Blackhole_T618]

This is amazing

[@CodeKirby]

This is really good

[@ralphbot8690]

UncleSalad never misses.

[@Jahtso]

This is hysterical

[@LindenF]

I like how the sound goes to the right when he flys off

[@aquadarkskull3248]

The squeal he makes got me laughing hard.

[@niyonmor786]

The scream oh my God the screen my everything hurts I almost fell face first on the ground laughing

[@justimagine709]

“You go in the thing, yea you go in the thing and then- Eeeaaaeeeaaaeaeaeaeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhh”

[@skeleton819]

the lagging player was golden

[@Flimper137]

Bruh I laughed so hard when that guy screamed

[@wallumohiave7182]

If only real Minecraft have this texture🥺

[@mrmancartoons2499]

Yes another video thx uncle salad

[@CocoMugg]

Excellent.

[@aymbord8996]

MICHEAL P!!!

[@Peku_G]

Just GONE I love this so much

[@360genius5]

he better have a seatbelt on

[@antekpaztek]

Yeah he better

[@JasmineFoxHrt]

0:11 THE BEST PART!!! 😂

[@froggyisfroggo]

He sounded like a car tire screaching at the end-💀

[@Idkwhattoputhere8082]

Bro Michael P Screams Follow Me Everywere 💀

[@owl9130]

I dont understand but I love it

[@ze_glitchy_gamer7629]

*WHEEZE*

[@qualquerum2395]

Fast as frick boat

[@skylerpower]

Player: wanna see some real speed? 0:17 He go *nyoom*

[@ElNinoPoba]

FIIIIAAAUUUUUUUUNNNN!

[@helioshayde4842]

Seems accurate

[@guardian7773]

Lyrics: “Hey guys, Michael here. So today I’m doing the tutorial on inappropriate speed. *HEAVY BREATHING* “You go on the seat, and sit, and then you like…” *AAAAAAAA*AAAAAaaaaaaaaa a a a a a a a

[@adgamer_7841]

Michael p is GoDDes

[@Tddgcssg]

Him squashed was fun

[@subwayz_qt5]

Dislikes: 27 He finally got the Path Traced graphics but at one cost...

[@SashaTheOneAndOnly]

Why don't you have more subscribers??? Come on already!!!

[@pepegroda9609]

Walking on soulsand with soul speed and a speed potion be like

[@JayHawk4372]

The only thing that made it obvious it was animations was the hyperventilating part. I honestly thought this was a clip.

[@mrmancartoons2499]

Cool

[@Seagulls_are_the_best_birds]

You know that 3y old dragon you made and animated? You should color it and put a background and rerelease on youtube.

[@jaronstudiosalpha1.169]

0:12 0:17

[@Ari-8449]

I am speeeeeeed

[@KRUSH-R]

Muggs is dead!

[@fredthefatherless8120]

Noice

[@blergonos]

then yOU Go iN tHe thing Like and TheN you ZOOOOMMMMMMMMM

[@doggy4834]

le speedy boi

[@kiwifauna2003]

Idk seems appropriate.

[@Spekeasies]

I wish there were captions on this video, not very deaf friendly

[@DavidRichard69]

Creepy 🗿

[@nurfloaf5349]

Neat

[@VoxVenatoris]

Yeah

[@coolpoolbymatthew]

Among us

[@Viz00NotHD]

How many frames did you spend on this?

[@jeremyhearne]

Muggs is dead

[@evilducks6471]

Stun seed

[@n0ok]

how do you get the minecraft textures, models, blocks and stuff into blender?

[@Froztibean]

wee

[@quwukieoncrack4809]

can u please make a tribute to technoblade, would love to see that

[@patric4736]

Every bad KZbinr:

[@blergonos]

are you talking about this guy or uncle salad?

[@jyxiaa]

lol where is the menu in minecraft to animate ? 🤣

[@SilverBoio1253]

Zoom

[@michellegong1626]

2010 vids be like

[@Sunnybrook1]

The heck was this audio?

[@anonimojack1755]

XD

[@RujiTheRockBoi]

LAG