Incel Sebastian- Cumtown

[@ftb282]

I remember cry laughing in my car on the way to work when this ep dropped. Nearly killed myself and a family of 4. Thanks boys

[@funsquirrle]

Similar story here

[@KidCorporate]

I like that your family is forced to listen to Cumtown. The fact that it nearly killed them is the icing on the cake.

[@alexwaker]

I remember cry masturbating to this on my way to work when it came out

[@ftb282]

@@KidCorporate That's actually funnier than the actual story, but I would never let my family know I'm gay. I almost swerved into oncoming traffic and hit an SUV with a family in it

[@TruStoogeDrew.]

Nice brother

[@Slashgibber]

I love how they turned a Jamaica crab into a Nigerian lobster.

[@jordynstanley9050]

Bro you got Xbox?

[@Worstpersonsingular]

“You’re gay if you use it” gets me bad every time

[@caspar_gomez]

the fact he's nigerian in this bit

[@deepblu8423]

Can’t believe Garfiel L’Zanya and incel Sebastian was all in one episode when another episode was 1 hour of arguing about how taxes work with Adam

[@maddyloveslemons]

What episode ?

[@jr-h1895]

Please, accept the mystery.

[@redacted5035]

​@@jr-h1895"do not give in to astonishment"

[@JeromeHagard]

@@maddyloveslemonsPhatty 🅱️a🅱️🅱️y

[@corwinchapman4565]

That's the magic of CumTown: you'll listen to them describing different kinds of cured meats for 50 minutes straight, with a ten minute ad read, and the entire time they'll be doing one joke over and over and somehow it's the most entertaining thing you've ever heard because it's three people being one hundred percent completely genuine friends

[@tonyreyes3780]

Nick radiates “Chinese collaborator” energy without even trying.

[@dickheadrecs]

rice president

[@dookiepost]

他是美国人身体里的中欧人

[@jaythehuman2552]

​@@dickheadrecs comedy gold

[@meow195kitty]

Guaranteed he would flip on us all as soon as the Chinese invade

[@Profile.4]

Average leftist

[@abc-oq7dt]

I remember sitting on a train crying when Nick was doing the impressions

[@gabagooom]

a woman in front of me just changed her seat because of this

[@jerrysizzler1863]

my favorite part is Adam derailing the bit by talking about the PS5

[@sonnyb7612]

He can't help himself.

[@jizz_moat]

and jordan pederson

[@gummyboots]

I love that they keep calling him a lobster

[@Sunknbamsdunk]

Wait… im gay

[@Karlglief]

It’s the heart of the bit!

[@tomjordan6092]

I've thought he was a fucking lobster for 30 years. Literally just found out he was a crab

[@98Dreadboy]

​@@tomjordan6092His name is Sebastian the CRAB people refer to him to the crab all the time did you think it was a title or some shit?😭💀

[@a-gnosis]

@@98Dreadboyseriously bro 🤦🏻‍♂️ 😂

[@ottomuniz3621]

From a Jamaican Crab to a Nigerian Lobster 😂 The boys have done it again… Creating a masterpiece

[@xiniks]

I want this played on my funeral

[@axelsxnumba1fan]

I am holleringggg omg yes.

[@KevinPoulter-k8m]

Let me cum

[@Boog609]

The ad read with the little "You're gay if you use it," that he slides in there lmfao

[@HPLikecraft]

"We were just talking about Kwanzaa" That line has me dying.

[@Mizikame]

Flounder to Sebastian: “Don’t make me go to HR again” 💀

[@Davebod]

“Shat ap beeetch” 🤫

[@mikethaison432]

Went to see the live action with my girlfriend and I couldn't stop laughing at Sebastian cause of this bit.

[@scrotooftheninefingers218]

Hell yeah dude

[@SloopJohnB91]

my wife was watching this last night i had to fight so hard to resist quoting this episode.

[@j0sh707]

You mean boyfriend?

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

What's his name?

[@mikethaison432]

@@BananaPhoPhilly Stop it silly 💅

[@Deadman1000]

Adam telling the lobster/Jordan joke really bummed everyone out

[@sayno2lolzisback]

We've all been there

[@Max25670]

@@sayno2lolzisback You really got to give Nick credit as a high stakes gambler because he gave Adam his own show even though he constantly killed the momentum of every bit on the pod.

[@Jake_Hanrahan]

@@Max25670didn’t work out though, TAFS is dead already lol

[@Grim-mler]

@@Max25670I thought you guys were being ironic with your shit talking 😂 guess not, guess you’re kinda just dickheads

[@yougotsomemoneyformeboy5297]

@@Jake_Hanrahan Yeah I mean Adam is a good side-man but he absolutely should not be the show runner. I don’t understand why they didn’t just call it the The Nick Mullen Show lmfao

[@Severian_of_the_Guild]

'Have you ever tried just talking a to a girl Sebastian?' ᵀʰᵃᵗ ᵉʰˢ ᶠᵃʰᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵍʰᵉʸ I'm fucking dead.

[@willyween6933]

how tf did you get that font?!

[@TeagueRose]

​@@willyween6933called superscript

[@JohnDoe-qh5xg]

​@willyween6933 *He will never tell us*

[@TeagueRose]

@@JohnDoe-qh5xg ᴵ ˢᵃᶦᵈ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵃᵇᵒᵛᵉ ᵇᵘᵗ ʸᵉʰ ᶦᵗˢ ˢᵘᵖᵉʳˢᶜʳᶦᵖᵗ. ᴶᵘˢᵗ ᵍᵒᵒᵍˡᵉ ˢᵘᵖᵉʳˢᶜʳᶦᵖᵗ ᵍᵉⁿᵉʳᵃᵗᵒʳ :⁾

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

@@willyween6933 ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈⁿ’ᵗ ᵍᵉᵗ ⁱᵗ, ᶜʰᵘᵈ

[@THECRIMSONWITHIN]

To think this bit only happened is cause Stav randomly sung the little mermaid song lmfao

[@skateloser4088]

That wasn't even the little mermaid song that's the intro to fly like an eagle dude lmao

[@chemicalbluebloo2327]

2:27 The fun starts here

[@cool-guycharlie6380]

It was nice to give us an add read first.

[@joelburgos69]

"Just talking about Kwanzaa" that one kill me

[@awill3454]

I like how this account just clips old CT bits and gets 4-5x the amount of views than any of the TAFS videos get

[@dhdhejehuwbs843]

Tafs is good

[@TheGoonSquadd]

This just in…funny CLIPS have better chance of being good compared to hour long videos. You are a genius sir how did ya figure that out??

[@dhdhejehuwbs843]

@@TheGoonSquadd mfer has the attention span of a retarded 8 year old and he’s damn proud of it

[@CumImGay]

@@TheGoonSquadd You misunderstood what he said. The official TAFS channel also uploads clips, they just don’t get as many views as this guy.

[@grimerx2305]

​@@CumImGayand also they're gay

[@ritardstrength5169]

I’m gay

[@thomasarrington156]

No way me to

[@MJW238]

Can’t wait for the new live action Incel Sebastian remake

[@HarrisonHollers]

On ice?

[@Oceanmachine27]

Them constantly wrongly describing Sebastian as a lobster is really just the cherry on top

[@penguinjay]

Nick reliving the experience of himself as a 7th grader, the thoughts, sitting alone on a rock, dreaming big.

[@djbillybool8173]

i rewatch this pretty often and adams jordan b peterson lobster joke is always a tough listen

[@chaselaro1444]

why? i dont get it

[@Luuute]

​​@@chaselaro1444 because Adam himself doesn't even understand the connection he's making he's just saying it to sound smart/funny and Nick and Stav realized it immediately and it brought the bit to a screeching halt. Adam does that alot. It's like in the Wallace and Gromit bit Adam pipes up about something completely unrelated and Nick pops in with the Wallace voice 'He's ruining the bit Gromit' There's another one I can't remember exactly which episoede/bit but Adam interuppts it to freak out over the ps5 being announced

[@TyrannyOfBenevolance]

It's this bit at the end. He just mentioned PS5 and stav starts freaking out.

[@TyrannyOfBenevolance]

Bit @ 7:47

[@antonioreconquistador]

More like juden peterstein

[@Wetknees]

Holy shit! I thought I had watched every episode. I don’t remember Nick doing a Sling Blade impression but thanks for including it!

[@roachdogg-ex]

Brother

[@drunkdonkeydude]

Roachdog Jr. would be proud.

[@Wetknees]

@@roachdogg-ex some call it gay sex but I calls it dick slingin Mhmmm ye shouldn’t a done that, he’s just a boahpussy

[@g.6991]

Roach dog jr

[@easy8690]

Comrade!

[@madisontaylor798]

When this came out I nearly had to go to the hospital. I thought I broke a rib from laughing

[@CaleebTalib]

This is the best bit hands down

[@K_-_-_-_K]

N-dependence day or Anthony Lonlieano come close

[@InfinitiG37XS]

@@K_-_-_-_K I’d say N-Dependance day ties it.

[@InfinitiG37XS]

@@K_-_-_-_K I forgot about Anthony lonlieano lol

[@Nobodyyoucarabout]

Threatening pedophile ray ramano

[@cosmicjive4746]

Gay Batman is pretty damn funny 😂

[@pitospin2150]

This will be played on the projector at my funeral viewing

[@mikebott6940]

Michael Douglas could help with this

[@caiuscosades6423]

It never began for Sebastiancels

[@cicero7409]

I discovered Nick and Adam like 2 weeks ago and I'm already back for my 4th viewing of this bit.

[@listerofsmeg9908]

Damn, I tried to eat soup and listen to this. There is soup everywhere

[@trvshbxvt3146]

Nice one slambo

[@mrscruffles801]

I tried to eat cum and listen to this. There is cum everywhere.

[@Trumpisgod]

You must be gay

[@barstow_]

I love my best friend nick mullen

[@ninakore]

Stav calling king Triton a hot daddy wasn't on anyones bingo card for anything ever. He said with such conviction too.

[@StudioScarecrow]

Insane that this episode also gave us Garfiel L’Zanya

[@SalMiniYo]

My favorite line is “What that pussy do?” 🤣🤣 Nick Mullen is hilarious!

[@jimmolloy1654]

As much as I always defend Adam he is only interjecting to ruin the bit

[@retro13roxas]

And that is why nick favored stav

[@terrarune]

Who the hell would actively defend Adam?

[@chuckinflixin7483]

Carl was my parents next door neighbor. He died of a full body septic infection. Last words were “hm”

[@noahleveille366]

“I am going to kill every girl lobster in under da sea” always spins me out dude oh my God

[@jumblejumblerecords5891]

feeling gay to this

[@Bonsoirmonamie]

Feeling kinda Chinese

[@knightscroftsquire-muldoon]

*#NoWayMeToo**!* *#OhMeSoGæ**!* *#FayGaggotBois*

[@carlanderton3rd]

9:01 I've nevah done eeet."

[@HR_PaperStacks]

i think i lay eggs

[@02657]

My favorite part.

[@iReima]

The Ad in the beginning is golden

[@saaketh83]

I was crying laughing on an airplane re listening to this last week lol

[@jobananas3052]

man i miss this show

[@neetpride5919]

What happened to it?

[@SNUSNU4U]

​@NEETpride they stopped being gay 😢

[@neetpride5919]

@@SNUSNU4U thats transphobic

[@amp4105]

@@neetpride5919 ur account is so schizo

[@ZeranZeran]

THANK YOU why the hell is this masterpiece deleted ever

[@mykelmellen2378]

What the fuck, I just listened to this like a month or so ago. This was "Lobster for Pussy" wasn't it?

[@bennybudapest3142]

Pussy for Lobster

[@unknown.mp4]

Was painting warhammer listening to this and fucked up so many times 🤣 I’m clearly the gayest here btw.

[@peenwienerstein2]

liking Warhammer makes you gay, yeah, and I would know because I also like Warhammer and am extremely gay

[@arthurwalker337]

I’m also painting warhammer to this and fucked up lol

[@unknown.mp4]

@@arthurwalker337 nice, what you painting? im working on an army of necrons atm (szarekhan dynasty)

[@The-xp4xj]

you're all losers

[@Unparryable]

Grats on the gay

[@ericchung3177]

Sebastian being a crab and not a lobster makes this whole thing funnier

[@captainweekend5276]

Love the "mmm hmm" after they let Adam's JBP joke hang in the air like the bad fart it is.

[@notsocrates9529]

5:28 LMAO he made Sebastian a Nigerian (or a Haitian??) rofl

[@tylo8328]

This is one of my favorites. This show helped me through some shit let me tell ya

[@matthewlong7547]

The 2001 Chicago "Lobster Love" Incident

[@nolangutierrez9572]

Elliot Lobster

[@Jake_Hanrahan]

Very underrated comment

[@sortahungry8217]

My favorite part about Adam being jewish is that he’s gay

[@JustAReminder]

The is peak podcast content

[@trevorBbracket]

The best part is that it takes them seven and a half minutes to say the words "incel sebastian" because the voice is just so fun to do

[@RileyRobertson-oi4fo]

Man i remember listening to this clip for the first time during a lunchbreak at work. I was just dying laughing probably looked insane

[@toyotam.7100]

I can't smoke weed and listen to this. Omg I'm crying laughing rn. 😂😂🤣 8:50

[@QuesepiProductions]

Bong hit transplant?

[@droptableaccount1820]

I'm cool Toyota M. and I'm on druuuugs.

[@DeadPig325]

​@@droptableaccount1820no you're not

[@bigdaddysoup2427]

This is my favorite clip of the boys of all time

[@boyardeerevolutionary]

This and the gay actor Michael Douglas bit sold me. The good ol days.

[@PootTootPod]

Can't forget Michael balls penis

[@MourningCoffeeMusic]

I too play chess while listening to Cumtown.

[@joseferwin83]

Sometimes i play chess just so i can cum..

[@ziggs69]

Just discovered these guys...3 drops of pee from laughing so hard

[@saltedcrypts4780]

This is the remake Disney should’ve done

[@joebob4579]

Whsipering made it

[@mattsmith457]

Reminds me of that recurring bit Jim Gafaggin does lol

[@ZeranZeran]

Hot pocket hooooott guys _and i say it in a quiet voice too, da hot pocket is hot, guise_ - Jim Gaffigan

[@Creature665]

This and Korean Spider never fail to make me laugh

[@jameseglavin4]

How is it that Adam has never modulated his voice to sound less gay

[@maxthefoooool]

Nicks Sebastian impression is so fucking funny

[@GreggsOverEZ]

If they ever do a Gremlins reboot, they better use Stav's laugh

[@7ylerD]

Just talking about KWANZAA!! Lmfao

[@niceprofile-k6i]

“We should probably end with some white guilt to show we’re down”

[@garrgravarr]

Nick was right about the PS5...

[@mrscruffles801]

What part about it

[@Swaggedoutshorty]

⁠@@mrscruffles801yes

[@1dsmav]

Is there any bits where Adam is funny? Even TAFS.. it seems like all he does is laugh at Nick being funny..

[@Doc_Fun]

He had some okay ones on the one with ben shapiro meeting mr feeny

[@gustavocring1914]

The talking points of the first few minutes sound like a real story plot though, if there is one existing already idk lol

[@tiberiuslamar]

Sebastian want to give Ariel “Crabs”.

[@doug892]

I wrote a gay ass song to impress Ariel... haha😂

[@STOOPIDDUMBY]

I first heard this years ago. I just now remembered Sebastian isn’t even a lobster

[@melocomanTV]

I think I lay eggs?

[@BossSkyfall]

lmao nicks impressions always fire

[@derpherp4530]

Such a good bit, even more so that they think Sabastian was a lobster and not a crab.

[@ryanbednarsky1895]

I wish Nick made a robot chicken reboot

[@immatthewvega4709]

I almost crashed from fucking laughing

[@mosquitopyjamas9048]

Why is Sebastian Ugandan 😂😂😂

[@thelastchimp]

this is a CT classic

[@simplyshaws]

Best part is this is pretty close the the little mermaid remake

[@IvanIvanoIvanovich]

I'm still waiting for a Little Mermaid remake where Sebastian is a Nigerian lobster.

[@sadmel2705]

Neeepalss

[@rickredmanwallart1766]

What voice was Stav even going for?

[@Jones-pj2jk]

Yes it exists in the form of a ballad: 3:31 Under da booty bubba sparxxx mashup: kzbin.info/www/bejne/i6XZkIKDipyLrpo

[@antonioreconquistador]

Erriot Rodger shouldve been a jamaican crustacean Then he wouldve been ignored by the media and reddit

[@kingt0295]

So fuggin true

[@VolvoCommand]

Sebastian is so obviously a crab

[@PostProteusKitten]

A classic for the boys

[@user-xl1it1jq8t]

Cumtown saves mens lives

[@zooweemama911]

The funniest part of this video is Adam acting like he’s had sex with a woman, which would be unacceptable, since we all know he’s gay and Dasha is simply his beard. Or, was his beard

[@zooweemama911]

I am also gay.

[@goshapplesauce3878]

7 vaganyas

[@KidCorporate]

...maybe more!

[@OnlyTrueProletariat]

These and Norm Macdonalds add reads are the best in human history, not arguable sorry.

[@ChadGatling]

Isn't Sebastian a crab?

[@buddytheweim]

I waent to peench ha bres

[@GamingMashed]

best clipper

[@liamgilchrist8008]

Watch in 2x speed the laughter sounds way more gay etc