Con Air

[@tapset]

Cage had the worst lawyer in any movie ever

[@marioe.4400]

*Agent?

[@omersivac]

nah, the main guy in idiocracy had the worst lawyer of all time

[@tapset]

@@bozotheclown1142 no way, he should have the charges dropped. It was 3 on 1, 1 had a knife, and they started it

[@sethrich5998]

@@bozotheclown1142 He should have had all charges dropped and a parade thrown in his honor.

[@samoflegend738]

not a single character witness for the war hero lol

[@DR-420-69]

Johnny 23 and Johnny 5 had me guffawing

[@JC-xq2zm]

“The guffawwww, Bobby!”

[@-Siculus-Hort-]

it was a good chortle.

[@madtrigger6835]

😂

[@ventricity]

600 if they knew The truth

[@funnyman0072]

I showed my uncle this vid, outburst of laughter when that Johnny 5 part came up

[@kggregorie]

When Stav looks into any mirror, he sees Cameron Poe with the wind in his hair

[@TheEnderBand]

Well he still has SOME hair for wind to blow through

[@borismuller86]

And the wind whistling through his teeth.

[@RacerM53]

If he's wearing a wig he sees Billy Zane

[@thomasweeden2683]

“That’s a very sick man Adam.” Sowing the seeds early I see.

[@luckyduckydrivingschool3615]

If you ever go to prison, the first thing you want to say to establish dominance is: "My own proclivities are well known and often lamented facts of penal lore."

[@oggiggs]

Penile lore

[@kevinbreese5739]

The gay guy said the same thing, except penis lore.

[@gloverelaxis]

such an amazingly dumb line

[@BIacklce]

I want to go to jail just to do that, everyone will think I am so cool

[@bigpun7916]

@@gloverelaxis i think they were trying to aim for a Charles Manson type Character with John Malcovich , his lines , the wording was way to advanced ..but he was playing a genius criminal , but a true genius would fly under the radar ..like Fauci or Bill Gates for example .

[@Cranndaddy]

The Jonny Five made me fucking spit out of my nose

[@bencousins7311]

it made me burst out laughing super hard

[@GLITZandGLOOM]

Laughed my ass off too! The idea that sweet, adorable, loveable robot Johnny 5 is guilty of 5 counts of rape... is fucking HILARIOUS 🤣

[@kirsty_yamaha]

@@GLITZandGLOOM it's always the ones you least expect eh

[@alo4912]

@@GLITZandGLOOM it would be Johnny 500 if they knew the truth

[@Scarfacex11]

lmao same hahaha this shit too good

[@hazrhyryan3624]

Loved how *Steve Buscemi* at the very end of the film, is playing a Deck in the Casino, like nothing ever happened. Great film

[@ferdsan9025]

Best part of the movie

[@TehUltimateSnake]

Then he changed his name to Tony Blundetto.

[@notinspectorgadget]

"what is that fuckin tea?"

[@Evs78101]

@@TehUltimateSnake that friend of ours

[@wyattthewallaby7018]

@@TehUltimateSnake that fucking animal blundetto

[@czechplzzz]

Con-air still rules bc it really comes off like everyone was self aware that they were making such a corny and outrageous movie -- which subsequently is why I love most of the classic Cage era blockbusters 🔥

[@rustyhook69]

[@ExtremelyOnlineGuy]

Vampires Kiss is the best

[@jedaaa]

Face Off was terrible though

[@czechplzzz]

@@jedaaa Faceoff is the epitome of classic cage man and it's not for everyone but ya i fucking love that corny shit --- *insert cage eyes bulging gif taken from faceoff here

[@lukess.s]

@@jedaaa it really is

[@brando847]

1:00 “23 counts of rape” “hell yea dude”

[@Malygosblues]

Innocent

[@bozotheclown1142]

Hello, based department?

[@comicsshouldmatterbutdont2760]

they would call him johnny 500 if the new the truth damn hero

[@comicsshouldmatterbutdont2760]

first thing that happens when he's freed and encounters the female prison guard just immediately, no other thought but hey serial rapist, it's in my nature

[@hayk3000]

​@bozotheclown1142 no, this is the cringe department

[@el_mal_de_ojo]

The trifecta of Face Off / The Rock / Con Air cements Nic Cage as one of the greatest action stars ever, I love every single one of those films.

[@lonewolfandcub668]

It's the holy trinity of Cage. With Mandy being the final piece

[@AM2K2]

They are all awful films but keep a place in your heart for nostalgia. Watch 'Jim Norton changes Patrice O'Neals mind on face off'

[@9493waltbabyluv]

They’re shitty movies that are fun to watched

[@LeoSkyro]

Two of those Bruckheimer flicks, the man was the King Midas of 90/00's action

[@FirstNameLastName-qx8ii]

But he’s in good films too, lord of war is unironically excellent

[@brovid-19]

The Johnny 5 association makes that the funniest fucking thing ever.

[@Shlogger]

gives a whole new meaning to the end of the original when his eyes turn all red and shit.. lol. goin' into R mode.. lol.

[@chibidakis1]

"The last of the Mohicans is burning man!" Dave Chapelle had such a small part, yet all his scenes were gold 😂

[@sage5036]

Bro I’m Native and I fucking love that part 😂

[@JimBrodie]

No need to go all 'Wounded Knee' and shit on me Chief.

[@sage5036]

@@JimBrodie "at first I thought he was singing YMCA"

[@T4G0E]

That's him in all of the movies he popped up in back before he was big. Hell, he even made his lines in Robin Hood: Men in Tights funny, even though most of them sound suspiciously like a 60 year old Jewish man trying to write "the funny black urban jokes that the kids like". Also, his turn as Miss Muffet's spider in 1997's Mother Goose: A Rappin' n Rhymin' Special is nothing short of inspired.

[@paulgallagher5092]

God bless Achoo

[@CODHelperpro]

a movie for dudes by dudes starring the coolest dudes of all time hell yeah

[@thomasloveless4800]

This movie is wildly unrealistic but I don’t give a shit….. I’ll watch this 100 times over.

[@bigboss4178]

Con-Air is the recorded proof of _"any bad idea is a good idea if executed well"_ edit: I'm gay tho, I can say that

[@benvinew6465]

Save for John Leguizemonio. The prison girl.

[@reverend_wintondupree]

@@benvinew6465 You mean Jordan Peele

[@Max25670]

certified dudes rock movie

[@ZeranZeran]

1:57 "He's a very sick man, Adam" I am crying. Fuck thats good.

[@creamcannon825]

Don't I see your comments on a lot of Longmont Potion Castle videos?

[@Kyle899]

Sounds like how my dad would have reacted

[@ZeranZeran]

​@@creamcannon825 Okay, let me fill you on something right on the tip of my tongue here, and that's that I'm Bernard Fuddle, and I've been on the water for 47 years. I've been on schooners. I've been on an eighty foot yacht. Many times.

[@theramplocal]

Explains so much abt Adam, his orgin story if you will

[@westendlolo3313]

Never thought about how bro got sent to jail and it was self defense lmaoo they dead said fuck his army record

[@steven1479]

Did they? Did they "dead" say that?

[@DaDaDo661]

@@steven1479 deadass this slaps bro.

[@Meeminator]

Deadass bro? On god? No cap? Just like that?

[@bozotheclown1142]

@@Meeminator no NO DEAD💀ASS🍑 BRO!!! And that's on GOD!! that's on JAH! fr fr fr

[@rts3779]

He got sent to jail for the movie lol

[@tds7078]

The cast of this movie is just all over the place

[@mattbegley8613]

Its almost like the casting director had tourettes.

[@kurumtelefon7148]

Strange thing is, thatis what gives it its charm

[@tds7078]

@@kurumtelefon7148 I still haven’t seen the movie haha

[@kurumtelefon7148]

@@tds7078 you know what, me neither. I just watched clips on youtube and put them in order in my mind. I watched the War of the Planet of the Apes same way. Good movie.

[@jaimerodriguez1550]

They just had to hit every stereotype of prisoner to make it more believable.

[@charwo1358]

That Johnny 5 joke is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

[@destyrian]

The fact that a war hero is convicted for manslaughter (?) after defending himself and his wife from people who wanted to rape her never sat well with me. Of course, those were the innocent days of Hollywood where protagonists couldn't be bad, so they had to think of a reason for a good guy to go to prison to do hard time. They didn't think that hard, though. You can tell.

[@xxpatrick204xx]

It was part of Hollywood liberal brainwashing that the criminal system is bad, veterans are bad, violence is bad, FBI is bad, etc

[@rustyshackleford3701]

You 2 are takin this movie way too seriously it's a "fun popcorn flick" 🍿🎥, that all the corniness is intentional

[@LatinaCreamQueen]

You 2 aren't taking this far enough. This movie encapsulates life under a socialist system in which heroes are wrongfully jailed. This happens in Biden's America every day.

[@nikkovalidor4890]

@@xxpatrick204xx touch grass

[@FirebirdCamaro1220]

Or the fact that he was sent to San Quentin (in California) when the whole incident happened in fucking Alabama!

[@Survivalisto]

I had a dream last night that CumTown purchased a Japanese manufacturing conglomerate and I started seeing CumTown branded electronics and weedbackers in big box stores.

[@bozotheclown1142]

I had a nightmare where I was straight. It was awful, I had to deal with women and shit

[@papabird4425]

What if they called it Panasonic?

[@sjtv6565]

I feel like this movie took place in the same universe as Bad Boys

[@bobcostas6272]

Its part of the die hard cinematic universe

[@_Aaron_G_]

Hell yeah dude

[@-Apollo-13]

100%

[@ryanduray1]

Same producer. Jerry Bruckheimer became a billionaire pumping out these movies.

[@mattbegley8613]

Its Bruckheimers Shit Universe.

[@HighlyRegardted]

“Penal Lore”

[@pinkfloydguy7781]

Penile

[@bozotheclown1142]

Penile Ore

[@nataliep6385]

Con Air had the most hollywood ending ever. Nicolas cage standing on a firetruck that was on fire driving through the stripe in Las Vegas, meanwhile fighting the bad guy and then a briefcase breaks up and money flies everywhere in the air meanwhile his love runs to him. For some reason, that scene just makes me laugh out loud so hard xD

[@ThomasRoiloup]

Chasing a firetruck with a motorcycle that literally explodes on impact with the back of the firetruck, and somehow from there Cyrus ends up on a rock crusher that was only a few feet away from the Las Vegas strip. What a great movie.

[@carbon-based-lifeform9172]

NOTHING MAKES ME SADDER THAN THE AGENT LOST HIS BLADDER ON THE AAAAAIRPLANEEEE

[@ThomasRoiloup]

Make a move and the bunny gets it.

[@GTAjunkie99]

I posted this, then I scrolled down and seen this. Classic

[@jlion31685]

Why didn’t you put the bunny in the box?

[@superduperluigi676]

Adam's dad meant "sick" as in "awesome"

[@drugsmadilla]

Imagine being gay lmao

[@drugsmadilla]

@@ORiOh4582 cringe and laugh

[@cassidystarchild7907]

😂

[@STREY34]

🤙

[@deucepickle2091]

Nobody said anything about Cage's all time terrible southern accent?

[@jms0313]

You gotta be southern to understand just how bad it is

[@jameseglavin4]

Extra funny because he did a perfectly serviceable southern accent in Raising Arizona

[@solidkingcobra]

"What is the greatest film ever made?" "Con Air, right? It's got everything, hasn't it? You know, you've got Malkovich for your acting chops, you got Nicky Cage for your action, Steve Buscemi for your comedy, John Cusack for the gays. Right? It's like a smorgasbord, isn't it?" also other reason: Dave Chappelle, Marcellus Wallace, Machete, Bubba from Forest Gump, and the bunny.

[@JimBrodie]

Plus Melina from Total Recall. =]

[@mindsonloan]

I had to google this quote because it sounds so much like an It's Always Sunny quote but I knew it wasn't.

[@T4G0E]

Also Chief Miles O'Brien for the FUCKIN NERDS

[@TheHappyKamper]

Con Air is such a good movie, everyone hamming it up just the right amount.

[@AlexK42069]

John Malkovich was a beast in this movie.

[@P_steez]

Ever since those incessant John malkovich Soundcloud commercials, I can’t stand him

[@hagridsdisappointingson769]

Rewatch the movie, he really wasn't.

[@P_steez]

@@hagridsdisappointingson769 😂😂😂

[@AlexK42069]

@@hagridsdisappointingson769 He was. Its just you who has bad tastes.

[@finished6267]

He eats oreos like a Dominican. From the BACK!

[@boretoa9968]

Two uploads in the span of a day? Clangers you're crazy for this one

[@jrreedve2825]

Nostalgia Chick once described Malkovich acting style was akin to him complaining about his wrong order at an upscale restaurant. And I CAN’T unhear it.

[@spenser9908]

Don’t bring up that old bag.

[@jrreedve2825]

@@spenser9908 I will never NOT bring her up!

[@WarlordM]

@@jrreedve2825 damn right, Lindsay Ellis is actually pretty based post-cancellation. She literally made a video going off on dumb feminists for shitting on old Disney movies that had gay shit in them. It was wild. She actually has real opinions

[@memphisgadfly5816]

@@WarlordM That's just her kind's usual cannibalization. I remember her video post cancellation where she said the real fault lies in the right and cancellation is bad because it's the left acting like the right.

[@WarlordM]

@@memphisgadfly5816 that's not wrong

[@amphg7647]

My dad made me go see Con Air at the theatre, too, when I asked him to go see Space Jam..

[@OscarDirlwood]

Was it worth it?

[@amphg7647]

@@OscarDirlwood no, I was 10 years old and I hated it because there were no cartoon basketball players.

[@winstonwolf5706]

I preferred Race Jam.

[@gitman3486]

Your dad is awesome and you were a gay little boy

[@michaelglover9187]

I don't think I've ever laughed so genuinely at a youtube movie commentary. These are so well done. The chemistry you two have is fantastic. Great work!

[@hideokojima2015]

This isn't them also there are 3

[@gloverelaxis]

this is the most accientally wholesome thing i've ever seen related to Cumtown

[@simondean5227]

This movie was easily the funniest thing I have ever seen, and I don't even know if its intentionally hilarious or not. Absolute masterpiece.

[@SkotKozB5]

I feel like these guys might be being sarcastic but uh....I unironically love this movie. Everything from Nick Cage's horrible southern accent to Cyrus's head getting crushed in a junk yard or whatever. This movie is a masterpiece and you can't change my mind.

[@ThomasRoiloup]

It's a fun movie regardless of if it's bad or good or intentional or not or what.

[@marcaveli7791]

These reviews are better than Honest Trailers

[@ASMR_Junkie]

Low bar.

[@sunnyztmoney]

Honest soy

[@comicsshouldmatterbutdont2760]

smashed my shin against a coffee table, it was better than honest trailers

[@ezekielsilvestar1106]

My favorite scene in that movie is when poe said his dad taught him something and Cyrus says "you know what my dad taught me?" Poe:"what?" Cyrus: " NOTHING" 🤣

[@walzybby]

Imagine how much blow you gotta be on as a writer to demand that Colb Meaney and Dave Chapelle be in the same movie

[@TheB00tyWarrior]

Remember the scene where they are inspecting Cyrus's cell and find the last supper painting with the eyes cut out? That's some seriously coked up shit.

[@_Aaron_G_]

To be fair, its one of the best movies ever. Absolute classic 👌🏼

[@bronyatheistfedora]

You should try watching another movie

[@RolandDuke]

Apparently Cage showed up on day one of filming kinda outta shape and would do push ups In between takes.

[@littlebosaMusic]

He's amazing, also; I'm gay

[@scottthegeneticfreaksteine393]

@@littlebosaMusic how gay are you? Also I’m very gay myself.

[@OscarDirlwood]

@@scottthegeneticfreaksteine393 any room for one more?

[@steven1479]

@@OscarDirlwood You idiots should be put down for how unoriginal and pandering you all are.

[@sage5036]

Wtf are these replies? 🤣

[@moazamkhan]

"That's a very sick man, Adam."

[@TheGreatDrAsian]

The Johnny 23 and Johnny 5 shit was out of hand lmao

[@loodlebop]

That Jonny 5 joke fucking killed me

[@raultrashlord4404]

Cyrus the Virus sounds like a 2nd grader insult

[@oscarkoop2548]

I highly doubt the court would convict a veteran for defending himself solely on the reason of his training.

[@destyrian]

Yeah, I think that judge would be walking out of the court with a cardboard box full of shit within a week.

[@tpower1912]

Liberals man. Bidens America

[@awsmex5399]

Clangers is back baby!

[@daveintheAM]

What a time to be alive

[@sirzmo]

As absolutely stupid as this movie is, it is one of the most entertaining pieces of cinema I have ever seen.

[@SAFbikes]

I love these 10 minute versions of films through the eyes of mulldawg

[@carlanderton3rd]

That's me dog, a rapscallion!

[@ivanhernandez8070]

John Malkovich’s character sounds like he butt-smuggled a thesaurus into prison.

[@carlanderton3rd]

4:50 "I'm going to have a really freaking good time" Lmao

[@YungM.D.]

I’ve been talking about Con Air for years in exactly this way. It’s awesome because it’s like this heightened reality, comic book-logic movie (especially with every criminal even having like a super villain nickname and a gimmick) but holy shit Cyrus is just a drama kid gone bad. Also the only criminal who seems like legit scary is the dude from X Files and Training Day who plays Billy Bedlam. That dude actually seemed like a real criminal and they have him killed in the stupidest scene of the movie (he wouldn’t put the bunny back in the box).

[@ThomasRoiloup]

If Con Air was made today it would be like the first Suicide Squad movie where all the cons would have a big flashy intro and a bullet point list and their name would have a logo and it would be flying all over the screen with 5 different pop songs playing every few seconds.

[@finished6267]

Why ain't ya famous?

[@YungM.D.]

Finished!!!!!! because I don’t have a manager!

[@thenablade858]

@@ThomasRoiloup’What are we? Some kind of… Con Air?’

[@midkn1ght231]

2:08 classic dad move

[@iamBANGMARTIN]

'it's his intimidating use of English' had me 😂🤣

[@jonashemmer8548]

I unironically watched this for the first time in a minimal security jail. We made so many jokes.

[@clicheguevara5282]

That Prodigy reference. Lol I’m the FIYAH STAHTAH! 🔥

[@kirsty_yamaha]

IM THE TROUBLE STARTER PUNKIN INSTIGATOR

[@SladeBallard]

7:46 lmao stav almost saying the gamer word to describe the black character

[@Lord_Sesshomuru]

I've seen this movie a thousand times but I just realized I've never seen it from the beginning. I did not know he was an army ranger lol

[@sjtv6565]

Was there not a scene where a big native American prisoner takes a lockpick out of his fingernail?

[@dylandelarosa9856]

You may be referring to Cyrus pulling a pin needle out of the skin on his palm

[@julianrencock]

Nothin makes me sadder than the agent lost his bladder on the airplane.😂

[@vincentfrings2238]

7:20 the description and the Imitation 😂😂😂😂

[@9493waltbabyluv]

I feel like the Cameron Poe character was written specifically to be played by Steven Seagal. Under Siege 1: Boat, Under Siege 2: Train. Part 3 would’ve clearly been on a plane.

[@joeyjojojunior1794]

7:19 Funniest John Malkovich impression ever

[@chrisredfield6274]

Yeah that's me dawg! A rapscallion!

[@BEASLAND000]

if you ever want to see how old internet operated this clip is a good example.

[@russellzauner]

Strutting on a plane while speaking of "penal lore". LOL

[@MantisTobogganMD92]

Lol I just watched this on TV for the first time in like 10 years the other day. It's such a cheesy ass 90s action movie, but it's still fucking awesome.

[@faerieSAALE]

"Son, that is a very sick man!" I bust out laughing at that one. . . . FYI - the crossdresser is Renoly Santiago and credited as Sally Can't Dance

[@anonymouse8565]

One of the movies during my teenage years that I had watched many times over and over again. Others are and I recommend for your perusal : 1. Executive Decision 2. Fire Birds 3. The Rock 4. Crimson Tide 5. Iron Eagle 6. A Night at the Roxbury 7. Invasion USA 8. Under Siege 9. Star Gate

[@mutt9779]

Jesus, even his terrible lines mocking him, synced with just his face making the exaggerated motions(in the separate footage) is fucking gold lol

[@snafubar447]

The funniest part of this whole, "OooOoOh He was a Ranger!," sentiment they used throughout the entire movie is that the 2nd Bat of the 75th are basically paper jockeys.

[@gloverelaxis]

being a military "well actually" nerd is a really intensely awful venn diagram intersection

[@abbeykgaming]

1:06 laughed so hard i had to pause the video. SO glad I found this channel! Great job guys!

[@DanielCarver1]

6:16 I didn't know Ron Jeremy lost his hair in jail.

[@crazypills88]

Totally forgot Chappelle was in this movie LMAO

[@morganfreemanwannabe]

Stav is way smarter than he lets on, but Nick still has the "boiling aggressively into residue" genius that guides the program, but it wouldn't be anything like it without Stav.

[@alexbaum2204]

Jaboody Dubs does a hilarious take on this movie. I feel like those guys and Cum Town would make each other laugh.

[@Georgieastra]

I'm not a huge Nicolas Cage fan but I did like this movie. However I think they missed a golden opportunity with Cyrus The Virus. They should have had a chubby female guard early on on the plane who is knocked unconscious during the initial uprising. Her name is Maxine and she is played by a surly Lena Dunham type actress. At the end of the film when Nicolas Cage and John Malkovich are in a life or death struggle just after the stinking breath monologue Cyrus is run through with a long spiky piece of metal wielded by Maxine who has recovered from her concussion. As John Malkovich stares in disbelief at the long length of metal sticking out of his torso Maxine quips... *I guess Cyrus the Virus is no match for Maxine the Vaccine*

[@roachdoggjr155]

you win

[@roringusanda2837]

🐙 Oh. My. God. I'm so glad I scrolled through these comments like a stoned monk reading ancient scrolls! 💉

[@IAmPorkchop]

My favorite part of Con Air was when the little girl said I like tea parties, and I'm gay. Truly ahead of the times on this one.

[@Stuart267]

Dammit you ruined a classic for me, but your all right Cyrus just isn't intimidating at all

[@Trisket]

I can't imagine watching Con Air thinking that you're supposed to interpret Cyrus the Virus as "intimidating" it's Malkovich hamming it up, well aware that the movie is pure schlock.

[@Stuart267]

@@Trisket I was a kid when I watched it & thought he was a scary dude

[@kennypowers1945]

It’s supposed to be cheesy lol it’s an action flick

[@MH-nc5jd]

Plot twist.. that was really John Travolta with Nick's face on... lol, I love when the faces are off.. and then on, and then off again..

[@TheImmortalLowlife]

Such a perfect channel. RIP CUMTOWN, Long live TAFS

[@notsocrates9529]

LMAO I thought he was going to say "that's me dawg, a rapping scallion!"

[@lancegoodthrust546]

No joke, I JUST watched this movie last week. Honestly, I would pay good money for a Cumtown commentary on Con Air.

[@baikhous]

Cyrus the Virus: Stone Cold Steve Austin on the streets, Austin Powers between the sheets.

[@BlackBoxProd96]

This video is penal lore

[@alten2122]

Seeing the clip of Parker Posey with Johnny 5 in “Short Circuit” made me realize the irony of her role as Dr. Smith in the Netflix remake of “Lost in Space”.

[@gizzak]

It was Ally Sheedy in Short Circuit

[@MarlboroShinobi]

He still sounds like H.I. McDonaugh, im convinced he conjured his raising Arizona for the film

[@batmanforawhile]

Imagine the same plot but Cameron Poe was a cop. He just straight up murders 5 guys then just walks.

[@sa.8208]

Had to pause this and breathe at 1:24 my god..

[@Malaikat31]

7:47 "Nazis and ni... Umm, militant Black Panthers" Nice save Stavros

[@12aR9]

Hahahhahaha good catch bro

[@kingt0295]

Lmfao

[@goodguyaus]

I'd like to think that Nic Cage was in peak Superman shape for this movie.

[@juggles5474]

Stav laughing every time they talk about a movie followed by a quiet “I actually haven’t seen it”. Man hasn’t seen anything 😂

[@matthiasthulman4058]

Oddly enough, they absolutely trash Adam whenever he does this

[@jakebroz9116]

I saw con air when I was young too and honestly really enjoyed it lol I've probably seen it close to 10 times over the years

[@Propaproduct]

Sometimes y’all review films hilariously, then II end up liking when I watch it.

[@maxant4285]

Simon West's directorial debut. Guy who made "never gonna give you up" video for Rick Astley.

[@luan.galaxy]

damn clangers chill i didn't even finish rewatching all the older videos

[@primarkbargainbin9847]

THANK GOD CLANGER'S BACK

[@ezcst343]

PUT THE BUNNY...BACK IN THE BOX

[@raultrashlord4404]

peak dad action

[@terryjones9784]

"hes a very sick man" lmaooooo

[@shanesconyers665]

"I haven't seen Con-air."