inch of water

[@Kamase318]

Sophia burned the hell out of Blanche in this scene. Rest in peace, my lovelies.💕💔

[@sbrooks729]

Kamase you’re only going to sit in an inch of water?

[@MegaJustGeorge]

@@sbrooks729 Now that's ICE COLD - and that's why I like it!

[@GuadalupeGuacamole]

Sophia ate Blanche the hell up.

[@michellesimien7727]

I wish they were still with us.

[@jrmetmoi]

@@michellesimien7727so do I

[@ssinssg]

the 'inch of water' line is one of the best burns of the entire series

[@gmmartines7331]

One of the best in tv history

[@christinecutajar4859]

Truth!

[@Shy411]

Next to Rose’s Hypersexual Bitch comment lol

[@Trilla1722]

@@gmmartines7331facts

[@gabelogan5877]

Along with “there’s always room for jello” and “beat it you 50 year old mattress”. Sophia was on a roll

[@gwp5066]

The way Rue walks across the set before she says "I just hate you." THAT'S ACTING. The writers created these lines but the physicality of these actresses is a comic master class.

[@scorpionic3599]

You can see the anger in the way she walks

[@gmmartines7331]

Yes. The writers make the lines but it's up to the actors to execute it and she did more than that. I thought she was gonna hit her lol

[@dgaller06]

Blanches anger at someone down playing or completely denying her sex appeal is one of the funniest parts of the show.

[@louschwick7301]

she put herself in danger of getting killed by some convict because of that!

[@MyoclonicJerkCough]

Gorgeous, gorgeous, GORGEOUS!!... and stupid, stupid, stupid...

[@madringking1119]

And when Rose said she had 56 "boyfriends" in one year of high school.

[@dariuszwalaszczyk3205]

SOFIA: "There's always room for jello". Just priceless 😄

[@jusssayin480]

That's my favorite line in this clip!

[@TommyCashLover420]

​@@jusssayin480 Same!

[@puapucuve6643]

I love how Sophia was ready to throw down even though she was in her 80s.

[@gabef2459]

Sophia is straight up hood!

[@thebakalord]

She’s from Sicily, I wouldn’t be surprised if she killed everyone in the house and still get away with the murder

[@Cherblue3]

"Your only gonna sit in an inch of water" Sophia could read for filth with the best of them🤣🤣🤣

[@twistnloc3247]

😂😂😂😂. I swear she could

[@josephhernandez1885]

"Oh, that does it. THAT DOES IIIIIT!!

[@overcomerbtboj]

@@josephhernandez1885blanche’s anger sends me laughing every time 🤣😂🤣

[@cinemaniac86]

My favorite line is during the funeral scene: WOMAN: "I am not about to mourn a man who's slept with every woman in this room." DOROTHY: "He was never with me!" WOMAN: "...I guess even he had his standards." ROFL, so wicked; cracks me up everytime. ♥

[@louschwick7301]

it's hard to believe these shows when they make a joke about a character being ugly - u hear they're ugly, then u see bea arthur, and the joke feels weird, less believable. suspension of disbelief can only take so much punishment

[@nujeru99]

That line absolutely takes me OUT every single time! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@dezeraejames7934]

I wonder if that woman knows Dorothy can beat her?

[@oralogarro9932]

That's was a great one

[@watermeloniesha]

Love that line

[@trapperjohnson261]

50 yrs old mattress. lmfao Enough said.

[@dalyand5944]

TRAPPER JOHNSON Sophia is my spirit animal. 😂 😂

[@CocoaFemme-ch3mn]

Timmy Leonard: So was I.😀😁😁

[@sheezamann2724]

TRAPPER JOHNSON-----FUNNIEST LINE EVER....i literally exploded when i heard this.....

[@amandavo8668]

TRAPPER JOHNSON hwtioqhtwobywuwy why we why did [e-mail] wbyeuebyeye wyeywowoene

[@amandavo8668]

Sheeza Mann to talk my dad told em hi when will I just woke eheooehy ieiej

[@norwegianforestcat7471]

I love how Blanche just throws wit aside and resorts to "I just HATE you..." Kinda fabulous 😅

[@stevarino1989]

almost like Daffy Duck simply saying "you're deTHPICABLE!"

[@alyssajones4368]

Sophia roasting the hell out of Blanche is hilarious.

[@albiegraydean3581]

RIP, Estelle, Rue, Bea and Henry. One of the classic comedy episodes of all. Two women fighting over a randy senior citizen.

[@desertrose1226]

Who goes and bloody dies a few days later …!

[@Ninetales037]

And now Betty White. 😢😢😢

[@iceandsteele]

Sophia jiggling her hand while saying: "there's always room for Jell-O" just added to it plus that evil look @ 1:40

[@RainDrifter]

Cracking dialogue and excellent delivery. No wonder this show was so popular.

[@minnbeef]

For my money, this is the funniest scene in Golden Girls history. So many savage lines packed into one scene.

[@MrSebboxxx]

there are some more on the same level, I think 🙂 its amazing ...

[@XxBabyGurlLovexX]

"There's always room for jello!" LMAO Sophia had no chill! 😂😂

[@MrSebboxxx]

One of the best episodes of GG and funniest lines ... just genius ...

[@SUGAR_XYLER]

~ You only gonna sit in an inch of water? ( Good one)

[@connormarini4720]

"There's always room for Jello" is also funny as well!

[@Kenneth_villanueva27]

she just imply how sag blaches bosom were hahahaa

[@lauraluffman6177]

SUGAR XYLER ! Loved that line this was my favorite episode lol

[@Michelle-pn9xt]

@@Kenneth_villanueva27 Yeah. We get it. They understood. That is why the original poster said good one.

[@Autistic_Gallant-92.]

OH, THAT DOES IT! THAT DOES IT!!!!!!

[@castalia60able]

I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD.. INCH OF WATER... I love Sophia and Blanche in this episode.. LOL

[@02chevyguy]

2019 I was thinking about this scene while driving home today and Sophia's trashy "you're only going to sit in an inch of water" come back.

[@jeanbyjeanie]

Rue totally almost laughed after the mattress line lol

[@JazzFlop212]

Eric Powells “applied”

[@kynslieburke246]

your only gonna set in and inch of water, there's always room for jello Sophia kills me

[@heidisierra1250]

When this first aired on NBC in 1987 or so, I was 10 and watched it with my grandmother who was in her 70s at the time and up until then I had never seen her truly burst out laughing but she did and it startled me 🤗😱 and I was laughing too! RIP Maw Maw and Betty White ♥️♥️♥️

[@playstationsteve]

Beat it you 50 year old matchress

[@speddygonzales5]

+playstationsteve XD

[@andrewbui8295]

playstationsteve *mattress

[@levifout60882]

Wh- why you misrable old-

[@paullatimer1639]

One of the best episodes ever with Blanche and Sophia taking shots at each other.

[@cocoafemme47]

Blanche: That....does it...that DOES IT!!!!!! Thx for the upload.

[@TimothySantiago420]

0:30 "BEAT IT YOU 50 OLD YEAR MATRESS" 1:01 "YOU ONLY GOING TO SIT IN AN INCH OF WATER" 1:37 "THERE ARE ALWAYS ROOM FOR JELLO"

[@Ron-iy2ez]

Love that scene! Sophia gave a burn of all burns! 😄😄

[@djmoch1001]

Some of Sophia's best lines in the entire series, just in this one scene.

[@williamernstoff]

The writing on this show was just brilliant

[@NatalieCWilliams]

Lmao!!🤣😂. Lawd eh! Sophia!!😂. In my opinion, there will NEVER be another comedy like this. A classic and my absolute favourite! 😍❤️

[@koollatter]

Yes, We Have No Havanas (Season 4, Episode 1)

[@anaisbarrosodgh5790]

Gaqq357

[@Kelaiah01]

I just love how disappointed Sophia is when she remembers that its Dorothy and not Blanche who's her daughter ("Oh right, the pretty, popular one isn't my offspring, its *you*.").

[@BlackClaudius]

Which is rich, given how Dorothy treated her far better than she deserved, with how verbally and emotionally abusive Sophia often was. I don't blame Dorothy one bit for leaving the old witch in Shady Pines;)

[@musicaltheatergeek79]

I had a family friend who couldn't watch THE GOLDEN GIRLS, because she thought that Sophia was toxic for Dorothy. She said Sophia showed some signs of narcissistic personality disorder. (Yes, she's a therapist.)

[@Kelaiah01]

Your friend has a good point, although I think she's taking it slightly too seriously, given how this is all just for comedy. And of course, one could argue that Dorothy sometimes was a bit of a bully towards Sophia, especially how she was constantly threatening her with Shady Pines. For me, personally, any so-called abuse between the four was evened out by the fact that they all stood up to one another, and they always had each other's backs when it counted. Even Sophia would get rather protective of Dorothy whenever she thought her pussycat was in danger: in the episode where they thought the new housekeeper had put a curse on them, when Sophia found out and realized how scared Dorothy was, she almost immediately confronted the housekeeper and even made it clear she'd curse her right back. XD Now THAT'S a protective mother for you!

[@SomeGuyInNevada24]

I agree, and remember most of Sophia's snarks are usually blamed on her stroke, so the girls tend to be good-natured about the barbs.

[@KanishQQuotes]

@@musicaltheatergeek79 It's a cultural thing, rude humor is a part of the culture. Dorothy herself has the same humor and remarks for others

[@PhoenixForceTravelAgency]

One of the best lines of the show!!!!😂😂😂 I would have put Sophia out THAT night!!

[@sbrooks729]

Shady Pines!

[@CShannon1991]

That 50 year old mattress insult was classic!!!!!!

[@pedrourbano501]

Sophia burned Blanche so bad she 'll need a lot more than one inch of water.

[@courtneymurphy1023]

Love the eulogy Sophia gave when she describes all the women in the room, as a kennel club. Laughed so hard, my stomach hurt!

[@Heavenzvoice]

Yes that was the best.." ..and looking out at this Kennel Club"

[@garym444]

I've had that happen lol!

[@CocoaFemme-ch3mn]

Courtney Murphy:Mine ached from laughing, as well.

[@CocoaFemme-ch3mn]

Timmy Leonard: Luckily for her, she was respected enough not to get hurt. Do you know that a smart-ass answer can get you SERIOUSLY injured? But, yes, on this GEM of a show, it's refreshing.

[@amandavo2640]

Courtney Murphy kpusdhis dhduid sudos bsufv. F

[@quietstorm7684]

The way Fidel looks at Sophia twice when she makes a quip at Blanche amuses me

[@eoghanfeighery7383]

You only gonna sit in an inch of water?!

[@caliken10]

Three of the best zingers in the entire series!

[@ΙωανναΧριστοπουλου-ρ6μ]

The one and only Rue Macklanahan.... Silence everybody when a goddess speaks!!!!

[@memphizboy101]

There's always room for jello!! 😂🤣🤣

[@MattyTheEvilOne12]

RIP Dorothy, Blanche and Sophia

[@lqkim9756]

And now Rose 😢

[@yacobeinauan9533]

Rest In Peace

[@johnasteadmaniii7635]

You only going to sit in a inch of water best line 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sheilaburns8977]

Yes, John, it was a great line and Sophia's delivery is spot on. I had a flash vision of Blanche's breast hanging down to the "inch of water." LOL!!!

[@johnasteadmaniii7635]

Sheila Burns 😂😂

[@laurensneakysmile]

I love the pride Sophia has when she's told she's hated LOL

[@ELPJM09]

I love how later in the episode blanche calls Sophia a “raisin in sneakers.” 😂😂

[@louschwick7301]

i've always loved the relationships between the 4 ladies, how they talked to each other, how their interactions with each member of the household differed for example, everyone thinks rose is an idiot, and condescend to her because of that, but look at the subtle differences between how they treat her: dorothy is motherly, treats her like a clueless child, someone who has to be taken care of, while blanche treats her more of as an equal - or as much of an equal as she can treat anyone. they're like sisters in that way. sometimes their opposite personalities and cultural upbringings turn their relationship into a bit of a rivalry dorothy's relationship with blanche is also somewhat sisterly, but there is a much more pronounced element of rivalry given the similar culture clash between southern belle and new york yankee, and the two of them not being as easy to push around as rose is. there's also the underlying jealousy the two have of each other's superiority in their respective fields of expertise, with dorothy constantly reminded of blanche's sexual prowess, and blanche very mildly jealous of dorothy's intellectual ability - but this is blanche, so "very mildly" in her mind translates to "social hindenburg" IRL then there's sophia. she has a motherly love-hate relationship with her daughter, which is always fun to watch. in her second childhood, the tables have turned, and now she acts as both her daughter's mother and ward. sophia's a dependent of everyone in the house, and yet a respected source of guidance and leadership and constant humiliation. she has a similar relationship with rose as dorothy does, and a slight bit of consternation with blanche, frivolous and bizarre as she always is

[@111Jabberwocky]

my very favorite part is towards the end when Sophia goes "oh, yeah..." 🤣

[@bakhitrahman3250]

Blanche choice of words n air is very much real that people always wish that they could be her. In decorum n character.

[@Tammy2Tone]

My FAVORITE Golden Girl joke of ALL TIME!😂🤣 I Gaffaw EVERY time!

[@StLawrencePlace]

Rose: Dessert at midnight!? Sophia: There’s always room for Jello! 😂😂😂😂

[@deltahawkins7490]

Noon for lunch 6 for dinner 10 for dancing Midnight *for dessert~*

[@benwass5209]

King Delta Productions dessert at midnight?!

[@CocoaFemme-ch3mn]

Ben Wass: It would take CLUELESS Rose to ask that question. Then, sassy Sophia's "comeback?" I laughed so much, I choked 😅😅.

[@divine1brycelamore]

I always thought that “ always room for Jell-O “ burn was the best in golden girl history

[@JacobLink350]

Ben Wass There’s always room for jello!

[@johnnyrotten5507]

1:09 - SOPHIA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- KILLER CLIP

[@elchoya100]

1:08,love this little part!

[@locdemperor4378]

Comedy has died the delivery the writing everything about this scene was award winning

[@SicilianStealth]

I miss them so much.

[@NanaOseiTutu]

0:30, 1:01 & 1:37 Sophia is the queen at roasting!

[@jasongibson3496]

According to the trivia Golden Girls book that was released earlier this year, the entire Golden Girls set was moved to another studio, by the third season so the Golden Girls set was moved to another studio, so I think that is why the set looks smaller compared to the first two seasons the set looked bigger.

[@SantaNMS]

This show is absolutely Golden! Wait..........LOL! That was a good pun!!

[@JazzFlop212]

Good is a stretch

[@thewaywardpoet]

Sophia's burns were some of the best parts of the show! XD

[@paige4128]

Beat it you 50 year old mattress!!😂😂😂

[@carolyngrant9278]

I can't tell you how grateful I am to you for downloading The Golden Girls! They helped me through the CovidLockdown, then trying to get one's life back on track, to find it doesn't - not like it used to be. So the series keeps me able to cope, especially as the writer is not scared to tackle all subjects, from old age, poverty etc. Thank you very much.

[@Asukenick]

Ma I'm your daughter. Oh yeah.

[@melaninqueen707]

Sophia could absolutely read for a seasoned woman. One of the best.

[@Etigress]

I hope I have this much sass when I get older.

[@robertfishman3742]

“Even he had his standards!”

[@DiscoMatty79]

Lol, poor Dorothy

[@jericholic83]

Blanche was about to catch those hands from Sophia. Funny scene!

[@booginas]

They doin all that fighting over Colonel Sanders??!

[@musicaltheatergeek79]

He's rich.

[@seriousone8030]

@@musicaltheatergeek79 He's also age-appropriate, not in a wheelchair, and most likely still sexually active. So, to these ladies, he's a hottie worth fighting for.

[@musicaltheatergeek79]

It is implied in the episode that he's too old for Blanche.

[@booginas]

​@musicaltheatergeek79 Blanhe just doesn't like the idea of there being a man she can't have --- regardless of whether he's too old or young or whether she finds him attractive or not. Her ego just can't handle not being able to conquer every member of the male species --- aside from gay ones 😆!

[@elchoya100]

damn good writing and acting!

[@paullatimer1639]

'Beat it you 50 year old mattress'

[@thetruesoulofanaquarius9302]

Blanche deserved every bit of that dragging from Sophia. 😂

[@b-man-2H]

I always felt part of the reason Blanche did so well with men was because she often dated SUPER OLD guys. Especially for someone who is not only in her 50s, BUT FEELS like she is in her 40s and she be dating men consistently 60s+

[@desertrose1226]

Just like certain 30 somethings do today. Date old men for $$$$$$

[@christianparrish6647]

I mean Sophia has a point about the water. It's still funny.

[@benleung6331]

I only just realized Henry Darrow, the actor who played Fidel, was just one year older than Rue. They sure made he up a lot older than he really was.

[@caliken10]

The first time I saw that I was on the FLOOR!!!

[@Sweetlikecandie365]

Dorothy : Ma Ma Iam your daughter Sophia: Oh yeahhhhhh 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ajsway7134]

Rue McClanahan was trying so hard not to laugh 🤣

[@loydhornsby8867]

Lie in enough water to cover my perky boosom. I still don't watch The Golden girls anymore, but only because my interest in television has decreased as I've gotten older. I used to watch The Golden girls all day everyday. It's funny, the Golden girls was one of the very few television shows that has aired on television since it began. I long ago memorized almost every episode and can watch and quote them verbatim. I also watch unlimited fashion because of memories. Life is ever changing and you never know where you'll be in a year or who will be in your life. Yet, those four ladies were always around. Regardless of where I lived I was talking to be at family, friends, boyfriends etc those girls remained a constant in my life. It's probably sad in thought, but everywhere I lived they were around. We used to watch as a family when I was younger. When my parents divorced I used to watch it in Greenfield. I lost my family I watched it then too and I remembered watching it when I was younger. I always cry when the show ends in the two part special. 30 some odd years old and the waterworks flow just as soon as Dorothy begins saying goodbye and coming in each door of the house. Her final words of thank you mirror my thoughts on the show and how I feel about those ladies myself. and my family I'm notorious for watching The Golden girls cuz I watched it constantly for years and of course as I said memorized the words. my sister-in-law got me Golden girls bobbleheads that are my bedroom that I haven't taken out of the container yet. 🤣 I absolutely love the Golden girls and it is the first television show I ever watched in memory. My ties are memorable, constant, and almost psychological haha.

[@wendigo3140]

Craziest part is that the wholetime Sophia thought she was competing with her own daughter 😆 🤣 😂

[@PintheDog]

And then looked disappointed when she remembered the truth.

[@precillaclarissahinton1252]

Sophia and Rose were my favorites on this show, but, sadly, all four of them are in heaven now. RIP Goldies!!!!!!!

[@12classics39]

“Dessert at midnight?” “There’s always room for Jell-O.”

[@jermar1979]

One of my favorite episodes!

[@martianboy]

dessert at midnight? lol

[@capcom23]

there's always room for Jell-O

[@clementinofrancisco3199]

Only could not get that...

[@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735]

The moment someone mentions the Cheese cake every golden girl knows what to do. It's like an "unspoken rule" in the house

[@robinbrl]

LOL. Oh man, they sure burned each in every episode.

[@sadetucker2094]

The OG of shade🤣

[@JamesJones-zq7pc]

Thel ogs of shades are Mother Jefferson Florence Thelma Harper Sofia portrillo

[@jimmyboyzable]

Beat it, you 50-year-old Mattress !!! LOL !!!

[@mysticwolf75]

Fun fact: the actor who plays Vidal also played Chakotay's father on Star Trek: Voyager and he also played a psychiatrist in an episode of Babylon 5.

[@brittney5563]

Iconic Scene

[@beautifulleopard3929]

Beat it , you 50 yr old mattress. Those are fighting words. Lol

[@am74343]

I love how Sophia looks like she's about to laugh when she says it! 🤣🤣

[@queendouglas5869]

Rose got up with the quickness

[@kytown4248]

I'm a HUGE Golden Girls Fan and this is one of my favorite scenes of all time.

[@Kenneth_villanueva27]

Fidel is such a playa hahaa

[@pfumero627]

Desert at midnight there’s always room for Jell-O 😂

[@clement2780]

Never mind she said cheesecake, rose and dorothy run after blanche

[@mjparadero7046]

I can’t believe Sophia stole Blanche’s bf though 😸

[@evathehedgehog01]

XD why didn't I see this show sooner it's so funny! Man so glad I was roaming around youtube for pokemon randomness because I would never found the one with the Golden Girl's clip.

[@dezeraejames7934]

You're lucky you're watching on KZbin,because if you were watching it on tv, you would never know that there are scenes and lines missing from it.

[@italo36]

''Beat it you 50 year old mattress''...lol

[@TheHibye65]

There's always room for jello.

[@toddbeaton1512]

the golden girls are so amazing