Sophia’s Best Insults (Compilation) 🔥 The Golden Girls | TV Land

She has no filter! These are Sophia’s best insults from the Golden Girls. Watch every weekend on TV Land.
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Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, and Sophia are four young-at-heart housemates living together in Miami. Bright, promiscuous, clueless and hilarious, these lovely, mismatched ladies form the perfect circle of friends. Starring Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan, Betty White, and Estelle Getty.
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[@tawandajones5278]

She used to get awful stage fright. You'd never know. Such a talent.

[@kernow9324]

I didn't know that. You're right, you'd never know.

[@EyelessRaven]

She also avoided anything to do with death.

[@JaylenPierce]

@@janesmith7716 Well, she wrote her lines everywhere because she had dementia.

[@errolpletcher9186]

If you watch her eyes you can tell she's reading cue cards in a lot of scenes. Especially when she's telling a "Picture it" story.

[@JaKaiAmor]

@@JaylenPierceI would do that now lok😂

[@zacharycicio7706]

You forgot the best one of all “You’re only gonna sit in an inch of water.”

[@marcusraysor4028]

Zachary Cicio that’s the golden and most epic comeback I absolutely love by sophia!!!

[@JerryGiesler09]

"I'm gonna take a long, hot, steamy bath with barely enough water to cover my perky bosom..."

[@isitoveryet9525]

That's definitely top 3 😂😂I can't believe they didn't include it!

[@adriangilbert5364]

Hell, she got off the three sickest burns of the whole show in that scene alone.

[@MarieAmicalola]

That entire Fidel episode was 🔥

[@josipasvaumovic1528]

"Thank you, you bed hopping relic." 😂😂

[@bsgambati1]

*POP!*

[@adamjustadam]

What’s a relic? 😂

[@kimberlyarrington5721]

@@adamjustadam Old lol 😂

[@amymays8727]

One of my fav lines 😂

[@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735]

*pops balloon*

[@aileenblas7669]

They left off "You're old, you sag, you die, get used to it. So what if you knew Jesus personally? Wake up and smell the coffee, ya fossil!" 😂

[@WesLuvsBtr]

That's a bit too long, and Blanche's comeback was more priceless

[@spriteonmyturkey]

"My mistake I thought that since you like Yoda you were wise"

[@jamesdean258]

Bee “My mistake, I thought since you looked like Yoda you were also wise.”

[@christinar5122]

@@jamesdean258 "look"

[@nicolenewsome4863]

@@WesLuvsBtr yes Blanche's comeback on that one was even better.

[@CreepinItReal]

"What should I cut?" "After hearing that act, ya throat." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cjturner40]

Omg,, I'm so done

[@thegoldengirlsfanclub4429]

You call this tapioca!?

[@joannpizzo6939]

Sluts just heel quicker lol

[@joannpizzo6939]

The old one isn't so crazy about you lol

[@WebExaminer]

I always thought she said, "You're through," (as in "You're done.")

[@jannapitts3188]

My favorite part was: “Ma! She just said she was 19!” “What? Look at her now, you don’t call that a tragedy!?”

[@MattWolfe1019]

That part was so hilarious 🤣🤣

[@cjturner40]

LMAO!

[@mmendoza2128]

🤣😂

[@ivangreat6606]

indeed they forgot one of Sofia best one-liners Blanch if you'll all excuse me I'll bath with enough water to cover my perky bosom Sofia you're only going sit in an inch of water was pure gold

[@yamahaplayer]

They saved the best to the last..

[@CeceMack]

"I've Said It Before and I'll Say It Again Sluts Just Heal Quicker" 😂😂😂💀Damn, Sophia Was Savage! 💀😄

[@stuartcanavan5730]

I'll drink to that.

[@NikPub]

Brutal!

[@stuartcanavan5730]

@@NikPub That's Sophia for you.

[@wholeNwon]

And she was the reason I watched the show.

[@cosmicneuromelanatedgoddess]

So true😂😂😂😂

[@thomaswenn6049]

Every insult from Sophia is gold

[@joshuatewolde1837]

2:41 “This is what friendship is all about, Banding together when the going gets tough, Sacrificing sleep & personal comfort, putting someone else’s need a head of your own. It’s Beautiful. Let me know how it turns out in the morning.” XD 😂 😆 😝 👫 👬 😭 😢🙂 🤗

[@isaiahharrell4159]

@@joshuatewolde1837 Literally me with my friends when they want do something remotely good in the world.

[@bluemermaid7679]

YESSS!!!

[@kenb2671]

That’s the biggest reason why I watched the show.

[@eharper7]

Can I give an honest opinion? I don't approve of how she treated Dorothy. Blanche and Rose aside, Dorothy was her daughter and all the constant insults about her appearance and the way she dressed and about her love life just rubbed me the wrong way.

[@DashcamRiprock]

You missed "Beat it, you 50-year-old mattress!"

[@memegodsonseungwan329]

And "you're gonna sit in an inch of water?"

[@darsparx]

The fact they missed these two is a shame. Those are two of the best she ever made and always out me in tears laughing so hard 😂

[@justineves9430]

Two of her best

[@acgearsandarms1343]

Don’t forget a good one. Blanche: “I treat my body like a temple.” Sophia: “Yeah, open to everyone, day or night.”

[@madeleine9907]

Bed- hopping relic 😂

[@katrinacade8426]

Blanch: "I have writer's block. It's the worst feeling in the world." Sofia: "Try ten days without a bowel movement and then come talk to me."

[@hunterdalton5991]

Who is "Blanch" ?

[@JerryGiesler09]

@@hunterdalton5991 Blanche Devereaux.

[@hunterdalton5991]

@@JerryGiesler09 I know who "Blanche Devereaux" is. I was asking who "Blanch" was

[@erinmiller1433]

Katrina Cade Blanche: You just sit there for hours and hours and hours. Sophia: Tell me about it.

[@djsaintmusic7819]

I have IBS. this is me

[@ChassityNOubre_88]

I think I crossed that line when I got a date😂😂😂😂

[@skyaulbach2190]

Oof

[@itscarter4864]

Savage!

[@8213apice]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@meechs5684]

@@itscarter4864 😂😂😂😂

[@watermeloniesha]

Shade

[@dancingcarapace]

The fact that not even Dorothy is safe from her mother’s wrath 🤣🤣

[@salvofaracifs]

"Arrested for Prostitution i can't believe it. I can't believe that this dumb cops would think anyone would pay money to sleep with you!" I'm dead😂

[@cmrwrite]

Why is it so funny when people are mean these are so great thank you lol. Betty White has outlived them all hasn’t she. Also fun fact the actress who plays Blanche played the grandma in Boy Meets World.

[@wyattpeterson6286]

Blanche: Sophia, we're innocent! Sophia: I know.

[@bryce2744]

She says it like the perfect Italian mother she is!😂

[@faeandal2824]

“Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do!” “I THINK I CROSSED THAT LINE WHEN I GOT A DATE” XD

[@chasemckinley9272]

Fae Andal Absolutely my favorite line from her

[@mnm5556]

Chase McKinley I told my daughter when she was going on a date: “Don’t do anything, I wouldn’t do!” Her response: “Mommy, you do realize that you give me a lot of freedom, don’t you?

[@sailorpluto9914]

I remember a episode when Blanche says , my body is like a temple . And Sophia shoots back "yeah it's open 24 hours . 😆😲 miss this show.

[@Nunofurdambiznez]

actually, the line is "it's open night and day, to everyone"

[@Inuyasha4838]

@@Nunofurdambiznez actually it's "Yeah open to everyone day or night."

[@Nunofurdambiznez]

@@Inuyasha4838 Yeah.. what Hiro said

[@cosmicneuromelanatedgoddess]

OH yeah 😂😂😂😂

[@Furienna]

@@KandiXoXoXo No, that was from Sophia.

[@michelledavidson8190]

The balloon scene cracks me up everytime.

[@erichanson426]

Me too😀😀

[@katzaka8035]

I love when Sophia finally realizes it’s been popped!

[@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735]

Thank you you meat hopping relic

[@KandiXoXoXo]

Thank you. You bed hopping relic. Cracks me up every time

[@bethc0713]

Lol why did she have a balloon 😂😂😂

[@paperbackonly8438]

“You 50 year-old human mattress” leaps to mind.

[@thegoldengirlsfanclub4429]

Or when she calls Rose a human speed bump 🤣🤣

[@Olivia-sk8iv]

"The old one isn't so crazy about you". That one never fails to make me laugh 😂😂

[@georgeharrisonlover4300]

They missed "I got to know you, I don't like you." "You just say that!" "Repeatedly!"

[@stellasrp]

@@georgeharrisonlover4300 do you know from what episode was that line????

[@georgeharrisonlover4300]

@@stellasrp It's from the season 5 episode "Comedy of Errors."

[@stellasrp]

@@georgeharrisonlover4300 thank you so much!

[@jaycharleston2570]

But when Blanche popped her balloon though 😂😂

[@eej1983able]

I want the chance to do that lol

[@jaycharleston2570]

@@eej1983able just to do that to someone 😂

[@Mxyzptlksac]

I love how no one moved or reacted

[@isitoveryet9525]

"Sluts just heal quicker" 😂😂😂

[@dancingcarapace]

Sophia truly oozes that Sicilian contempt and sass. And for that I love her

[@omarchandler4983]

My favorite Sophia insult was when Dorothy was sick and a Dr. said it was mental. Functional. Sophia starts off, “My daughter may be no spring chicken...”😂

[@jenniferhansen3622]

"And she may have noticable trouble digesting raw vegetables..." I love that scene too🤣😂

[@isaiahharrell4159]

"My daughter may be no spring chicken and her jaw might crack when she chews...and she may have noticeable trouble digesting raw vegetables...but one thing she's not is mental!" Dorothy: Thanks Ma! 😂😂😂😂

[@alessandraleigh9919]

“Why dont you just blow it out your ditty bag” imma use that.

[@nicolenewsome4863]

Lmao. I will use that one too.

[@rithikrajgavishluximon6812]

What does it mean??

[@jeremybds1901]

Whats a ditty bag!!

[@GoogleAccount-jg5vd]

@@jeremybds1901 it's like a little bag you carry small things in

[@anthonyalfordglacierthelio1882]

Man I missed Sophia, she the queen of insult and Italian cooking

[@ochb]

My favorite Sophia quote... "Dorothy you call yourself a real Italian, when you CAN'T tell the difference between a toy & a real piece?!" #Rofl!

[@danmartini1794]

"Just a second Uncle Reemas" "Ma Blanche is telling a story!" "Oh. Sorry go on." "I was 19" "Fine." "Ma!! She just said she was 19!" "Well look at her now, you don't call that a tragedy?" 🤣😂 God so funny

[@foxboy72006]

"Thank you ya bed hopping relic!" My god that's classic!! These jokes all went over my head as a kid my god 😂

[@stuartcanavan5730]

OMG! She's savage. That's Sophia, am I right?

[@adamjustadam]

I’ll be honest I have no clue what relic means but Sophia made it funny as hell.

[@stuartcanavan5730]

It's like an antique, but much older. For example, people may call an object from 100 years ago an antique and an object from 1000 years ago a relic.

[@KayleighNatasha]

Blanche: My life is a romance novel Sophia: Your life is a sports page

[@MrSebboxxx]

Rose: "Sopia you're the old one" LOL

[@Mel-0510]

Sophia: the old one isn’t so crazy about you

[@hamdahussein7511]

Blanche popping Sophie's balloon was hysterical 😂😂🤣🤣

[@Christine_1985]

I just loved Sophia. She had a sharp tongue but underneath it all, really cared about Dorothy and had a heart of gold.

[@zoltan902]

Stan: Our daughter's having a child???? What would mean I'm going to be- Sophia: -a yutz. Yes some things just never change.

[@cherbear6847]

Tbh, all of Sophia's clawbacks were golden. 😂😂 She was a savage and I loved it. I still watch this show religiously everyday, even though by now I know the lines. I'm just addicted. 😂

[@mcberry2521]

-Ma' Blanche is telling a story -Oh sorry go on -I was 19... -fine 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@renatosubzero1503]

" Arrested for prostitution... i can't believe " hahaha 🤣🤣✌👏

[@Rainbowdragon2]

"Sophia we're innocent!!" "I know THAT! I can't believe these dumb cops would think anyone would pay good money to sleep with ya!"

[@jasonkoch3182]

You missed the best one....the one where Blanche is excited about getting to be with Mel Bushman. Blanche: I know but now there's more at stake, everything's changed. It's all new and exciting. In many ways I feel just the way I felt when I was a virgin. Sophia: You mean the feeling isn't gonna last long? Blanche: Are you implying I lost my virginity at an early age? Sophia: I'm just saying you're lucky Jack and Jill Magazine didn't have a gossip column. Dorothy: Ma! Sophia: Please pussycat, I'm on a roll. Blanche: I'm sorry, Sophia. But I'm not gonna let your skepticism ruin my entire evening. Mel and I were meant to be together. Sophia: I wish I could say the same for your thighs. God I'm hot tonight! Blanche: I'm not gonna stand for this. Sophia: Take it Dorothy! Dorothy: But I'll bet you'll lay down for it! Sophia: Well that was just plain rude. Blanche: Some people just don't know when to quit.

[@TheDaneily]

Jason Koch that was the best one; i was looking for this comment

[@nicolenewsome4863]

Lmao

[@cosmicneuromelanatedgoddess]

Yes that was so funny 😂😂😂😂

[@tiarrawinters2411]

I was in tears at this one!

[@jazzinikki01]

😂😂😂😂

[@YeoYeo32]

“I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, sluts just heal quicker.” 😂 😂 😂

[@pablotay122]

I have never even watched a single episode of the golden girls. 1st insult in and I want to.

[@erinmiller1433]

Paul Johnson You’ve been missing out!

[@a-disaster5285]

Same, first time I laughed in 5 months

[@AlwayZash]

Protect Betty White at all costs she is a national treasure

[@getabag_aw17]

0:05 "Thank u u bed hopping relic"

[@225gurl2]

When Blanche's niece was leaving to go back home she said something to effect of Ive enjoyed being here Sophia's response: "So did half of Miami"😂😂

[@mmendoza2128]

"Just a second Uncle Remus." 😂🤣 I loved it!

[@jaleesatrevelyan1510]

"I think I crossed that line when I got a date!" LMAO!!!

[@reonii4331]

"Why don't you just blow it out your ditty bag?"

[@alexboydstun952]

“The one one isn’t crazy about you” 😂😂

[@hankaustin7091]

I think you meant to say "the OLD one....."

[@jamesr2164]

Still my favorite sitcom of all time.

[@jennykap04]

Sophia was just honest and told what she thought. I loved her.

[@maureengittens4687]

Pure gold, there will never be another sitcom like this, after all these years they could still make me laugh.

[@zootownpita]

Shows why Sophia was always my favorite character

[@charliegeraldjr5926]

Thank you you bed hopping relic 😂😂😂😂😄😂😂😂😂

[@erichanson426]

🎈POP!😆😆

[@chochonero341]

This show is timeless. Heard the lines hundreds of times and they are still funny.

[@gandhiroupoulas]

“I know that, I can’t believe these dumb cops would believe anyone would pay to sleep with you!”

[@Jopo1226]

In all seriousness though that's our injustice system for you. They arrest recklessly just for the money. Whenever I get called to jury duty I tell them I am bias against our system. I'll vote not guilty even if I saw the defendant commit the crime. I don't get picked after that.

[@gandhiroupoulas]

@@Jopo1226 XD Good job

[@SamShowedUp]

"I've said it before and I'll say it again, sluts just heal quicker..." 😂🤣😅 OMG she was amazing.

[@randallf3342]

“the old one isn’t so crazy about you.” lmao😂

[@MrBrownnn696]

I was 19. Fine

[@sarahdaniels3404]

Look at her now, you don't call that a tragedy?

[@joshuatewolde1837]

“This is what friendship is all about, Banding together when the going gets tough, Sacrificing sleep & personal comfort, putting someone else’s need a head of your own. It’s Beautiful. Let me know how it turns out in the morning.” XD 😂 😆 😝 👫 👬 😭 😢🙂 🤗

[@isaiahharrell4159]

Honestly that's me when my friends want to do something as a group...

[@jimmyblais1502]

"He knows your shoe size! That's enough!"

[@jessiejames7492]

writers can write brilliant lines but it takes someone like sophia to deliver them so accurately and hilariously

[@nuckinfuts7610]

"Maaa!" "Dorothy, he's perfect for you. He knows your shoe size and he doesn't care." 🤣

[@ds2465]

“...and so are you in anything backless”.

[@EyeSooGuy]

I’m DEAD!!!! “Why don’t you blow it outta your ditty bag?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@toddbeaton1512]

the golden girls are so amazing

[@NeoMurray]

Sophia:"he probably made the rest of you feel that way too... And looking out at this kennel club, that was no small accomplishment" 😂😂

[@thomaswenn6049]

Damn Bae, Estelle, Rue and Betty were a cast on television. You rarely ever see. Four legends.

[@michaellovely6601]

Plus; "The Golden Girls" is one of a very small handful of TV shows where the entire cast won an Emmy Award.

[@georgemaster689]

Bea,Rue and Betty were three who had hit shows on their resumes.I had never heard of Estelle Getty before GG.

[@kendallrivers1119]

​​@@georgemaster689she was a star on stage but GG made her a household name.

[@kendallrivers1119]

​@michaellovely6601 along with All In The Family and Will and Grace. Everybody Loves Raymond came close but Peter Boyle never won.

[@algblessed1975]

"Just blow it out your ditty bag"

[@bieassialaw6832]

Dec 2019 and I’m watching my Girls on tv right now! Nothing is better than the Golden Girls 💛💛💛💛

[@r.s6387]

Just a second uncle remus hahaha

[@sho9214]

R. s want does this mean

[@candicehoneycutt4318]

Sho It's a reference to a movie called Song of the South.

[@bowler9749]

😂😂😂

[@jenisarchibald4198]

Ma is always so funny. This was really a great team. I don't know who should take all the credit for this show. Still has me cracking up even if I saw that episode before.

[@Foxtrot81322]

Sophia is the best character in The Golden Girls, in my opinion.

[@PandaFan581]

Sophia totally reminds me of one my friends at school.

[@joemango3253]

I love Estelle Getty she's so funny

[@SonicXD001]

She definitely has a mouth of Gold.

[@nickpiel6453]

Thank you bed hopping relic. I was killing of laughter at that scene

[@raenettalynnn_]

My mom got me obsessed with Golden Girls 💙

[@LadySamurai88]

This has to come on Netflix 😂

[@kendallbedford2523]

Did she just roast the whole ass funeral lmao 🤣

[@shawnjames3914]

Thank you you bed hopping relic 😂😂😂

[@POP-je9eb]

"Why don't ya just kiss and make up" "Why don't you just blow it out your diddy bag" 😂

[@nightowl439]

“ Because he got you pregnant” “ Because he got you drunk” “ Beats the hell out of me” 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@emilysturlson9334]

My favorite Golden Girl!

[@mommiellamie5322]

The old one isnt so crazy about you!! 😂

[@brysonprocter5246]

0:49 was definitely the best one!!!

[@mamaburr2963]

I was laughing so hard...I was drinking tea, and Spit it out because I was in tears from laughing..

[@bl7zer]

you forgot “Beat it you 50 year old mattress!” And “your only gonna sit in a inch of water?”

[@Cramblit]

That last one was golden..

[@l.austin2371]

Cant believe my grandma let me watch this when i was a kid. I thought it was stupid now that im grown i get all the jokes lmao

[@charlottesmythee]

“Sluts just heal quicker”

[@mellageranjith3953]

I love Sophia, I really miss Golden Girls, I use watch in late 90s, RIP to all of them except Betty White, 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

[@sugoree2711]

The old female ted bundy 😂😂

[@randycrooks715]

That old lady made that show😂📎

[@entertainmentquiz2826]

Sophie's insults are ultimate... u laugh but are also glad u aren't at the receiving end😆😆😆😆

[@Justj5271]

"Thank you, you bed hopping relic." *Blanche pops balloon*

[@CaribbeanQueen72xx]

😂 ohhh my God every single episode is a classic . The whole show is irreplaceable. Legendary that’ll never die . I love to watch a marathon of them while I sip on some wine 🍷

[@PureAloha78]

3:34. “ Jealous is a very ugly thing Dorothy and so are you in anything backless.”

[@juliesimms2645]

Have the DVDs but would love to be able to stream this show in Canada

[@JimmySkaggs]

Dorothy: *That's a little long. What should I cut?* Sophia: *After hearing that act... Your throat!*

[@halliebrown9165]

I didn’t last ten seconds I don’t think. They got me at the balloon popping.

[@Jamie-Dodger]

"Oh Rose, many times I've wished you were my daughter. And you, Dorothy, are a tall disappointment!" (Season 1's bowling episode). 😃🤣😄

[@funbungirll]

“Sluts heal faster” 😂

[@jordanmonroe1204]

What about"I think there's a connection between your brain and wallpaper paste."