Peridot's Low-Budget Gem Pornography Saga - The YTP Compilation

[@ZoppyGoblin]

Preservation of historical events is important

[@tonikabanks8474]

That is correct Princess Crocodile!

[@GumSkyloard]

Damn right!

[@garnet6994]

What?

[@marvinc29]

Amethyst: haha steven Steven : stop amethyst ;(

[@rendergreninja_9837]

@@garnet6994 um..its documented garnet... For the whole world to watch...

[@Evergreen_Wizard]

It’s like being trapped inside of glitching Rose’s room while having an aneurism. Majestic.

[@Zastralord]

Being a low budget gem pornography connoisseur will forever be one of Perdidot's main traits to me.

[@JaxTADCofficial]

😅

[@jubusch]

“Pearl” “Yes my diamond” *”D i e”*

[@mitskislefteyebrow]

LAMO

[@xxtrav247xx7]

lmaoooo

[@mitskislefteyebrow]

I-

[@pearl4497]

`` Yes my diamond!`` `` *WAIT WHAT-* ``

[@mitskislefteyebrow]

``pearl`` WAIT NO * accidentally gets stuck in the shell rejuvenation thing* f u c k Pearl have you ever fused with a sapphire ?

[@elliejelli]

Change your mind is just "White pulls out"

[@elliejelli]

Holy fuck tc

[@caelivalerio3914]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@miguelmaciasjimenez4896]

Es muy grasioso

[@deffdefying4803]

Hottest take

[@jamariangreene4216]

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[@aruce9]

Peridot stars in low budget gem pornography

[@SaintoftheHonest]

Look up "Peridot's Audition" mate

[@Stellar_Draws]

@@SaintoftheHonest AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I saw it before ... :/

[@justanavocado6434]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@biglad1703]

aruce9 excuse be but FUCK NO

[@billyboi3380]

@@biglad1703 excuse 🐝

[@TheLBat20]

0:58 Connie looks like she randomly got a call,answered it,and it’s this guy he’s been telling her weird shit for like the past 2 hours

[@scrimblocoded]

11:17 is still a masterpiece

[@sansplays123]

I wonder if anyone did that

[@ThisIsAScentance]

*Woawww*

[@kansasstatealerting717]

ouch

[@insomniacalmond]

Lol

[@Pytatoon]

11:10 is the best

[@Vendetta162X]

KZbin allows 20 minute porno compilations now?

[@merrittanimation7721]

So long as they don't infringe on copyright laws

[@Bloodletter8]

We've come a long way.

[@ferreiro79]

@@Bloodletter8 and it's a long long long way back

[@rebbecawitt581]

This I illegal

[@Detective_Grav]

Lol

[@orcii_]

5:21 “I’m not as strong as you think! I-I feel apart before all of this” **Garnet casually falls apart**

[@DroneIV-101]

This is why pearl wants to 2:42

[@garnet6994]

I've never laughed so hard in my life, what a masterpiece

[@violetmocha3729]

Hey garnet how is Steven

[@Steven-nz7rs]

Peridot rage a lot

[@electrogamering3255]

garnet is real omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[@rayssasantos6815]

@@Steven-nz7rs Hi buddy!

[@actuallynotdiana]

Steven:I can user No pants I get dick!

[@Ocide_GD]

I don't often come back to YTP videos, but this is like the only one that I do come back to occasionally. This video is something else lol

[@Zimisnumber1]

4:58 Ah, so I see Steven mains Luigi in Smash Ultimate

[@DecafInvidia]

Luigi blade vs Luigi blade vs Luigi blade vs Luigi blade!

[@ranblade8089]

W E E G E E

[@ranblade8089]

LUIGI...WINS!!!!!

[@PlasmaMongoose]

You certainly got a lot of mileage out of that gemstone in the tweezers thing.

[@willfred9178]

I never thought steven has healing shit.

[@garnet6994]

Same

[@glowstickqueen7139]

@@garnet6994 Oh hey Garnet!

[@heymadio6709]

@@garnet6994 hi garnet

[@yuutochan1748]

Never know untill you try

[@anitasolohina2793]

*Only 18* 👇👇👇 213414.loveisreal.ru

[@namhaihatrung4116]

Gosh wish I knew all those references. Must be hard to break down such a masterpiece like this.

[@mohammedibrahim8691]

BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN

[@justsomeweeb3277]

i got all the references

[@thekingofthe7seas]

I agree what tune is sour cream ‘singing’ I cannot remember it at all

[@Konfektionery]

​​​​​​​@@thekingofthe7seas the second one is "I like to move it" (3:06) and (3:38) Not sure about the first tho (2:45)

[@Artificer_]

i get most of them, minus whoever that comedian is (the one who calls garnet and connie)

[@ryanchillingworth4670]

Peridot saying Gay is the best thing ever don’t @ me

[@Alphakingjoe]

@you

[@garnet6994]

Ok

[@Just.moemoe]

69th like

[@ryanchillingworth4670]

@@Just.moemoe nice

[@heymadio6709]

@@garnet6994 hi

[@Silvers45]

14:07 oh God what has connie become

[@inkytheshark]

When it got copyrighted I got so mad

[@vegetable8534]

Wait is it really you from the jsab amino?

[@mississippiking1366]

I like to think of it like a MeatCanyon Rabbit Season Situation and officially dub it as canon

[@potahtwah9591]

3:21 you know how as you get older, poop jokes aren't supposed to be funny? They're supposed to be immature, childish, and the lowest form of comedy. Despite all that, I laughed for a solid minute.

[@Wroar2020s]

same because it's edited in such a way. (aka that face lol)

[@cricket9722]

Legends say... Amethyst is still in the hole sounding like an vacuum.

[@Dustdustdust6948]

2:25

[@BrookRaccoon]

20:23 If I ever go away from my loved ones for a long period of time, this is going to be my *exact* response when I return to them.

[@floatingleaff]

Saying lapis 3 times?

[@BrookRaccoon]

@@floatingleaff Oh nah, I was referring to Lapis burping. XD

[@ratrat8055]

Same.

[@kpot.t5724]

13:40 “No.” “The sun is a deadly lazer.”

[@obuski_the_horny_one]

Not anymore thare's a boanket

[@spl4ttack]

No°°•°°•°°`~

[@KingDice.]

Using a revolutionary to turn sun light into food

[@davidpentecost8376]

"StUpId EaRth SuN!"

[@DroneIV-101]

Because steven hates gravity ( and voiced by CJ 13:51)

[@HuskerUnknown]

12:47 why...why must this be a thing..

[@garnet6994]

What's your profile picture tf ❤😂

[@HuskerUnknown]

@@garnet6994 I just found it XD i don't know!

[@tanker-Sauce]

Garnet Birthstone

[@tessawoodyard1182]

@@tanker-Sauce same

[@DoinYourMom1243]

That pfp is *✨The Savior of 2021✨*

[@1aundulxaldin]

19:55 Garnet: Dance off, bro. You and me. Blue Diamond: Last time I checked, you lot solve most of your problems by singing, not dancing.

[@lennycat_114]

19:54

[@1_Flashlight_1]

@@lennycat_114 19:53

[@Crustacean4]

@@lennycat_114 *``So your one of those?``*

[@Crustacean4]

@@1_Flashlight_1 *``So are you. . . Jesus.``*

[@movedaccountscyayalls7119]

ASSJDANAJWKANWJANQKEJ

[@Bloodletter8]

I've been watching these since the series started and they've always been hilarious. I'm always exited to see your updates. They're HEALING SHIT for my brain.

[@hardstyleboi1027]

15:46 "the pizza is aggressive"

[@TheSuperPlayer707]

A couple days ago i realized that the original "Rents low budget" was putted down. Thanks for reupload the video!

[@deriaswilson279]

17:18 Amethyst: Go Cry about it

[@yellowdiamondveggie9938]

9:57 now that *CLAPS* WAS CATCHY

[@LiterallyVera]

*Incognitus: The Master of References And Recycling Jokes*

[@holyducklord2425]

18:29 That's the first thing I thought when I watched that episode Exact video and everything

[@SnufflySpy]

8:24 Pearls rap is confirmed everywhere now

[@painfulguess5067]

Healing Sh-t compilation: (if this has been done, sorry) 3:21 3:51 4:36 6:43 10:56

[@smugfortune9977]

Uh oh stinky

[@blizyon30fps86]

@@bananaw2269the 4th one is the best

[@KizulEmeraldfire]

"The first entry was recently blocked," Ah-HA! I KNEW it was a good idea to download all of these and copy-and-paste their original descriptions (and upload dates and such) into a text file! :D …I'll archive this one, too, just in case…

[@ace-smith]

I'm glad to know that there's YTP archivers out there backing us up.

[@ThisIsAScentance]

6:42 Steven:I Have To Use That. Peridot:For What? Steven:FEELING SH_T!!!!!!! **FART POOP SH_T** Peridot: *0-0* Edit: 7:27 Steven:IT’S A PERIDOT INFESTATION AhHhHHhhHhhHh

[@ThisIsAScentance]

Idk why that was funny for me

[@ace-smith]

This series went on for much longer than I thought it did.

[@trden6016]

7:51 *where did we go?*

[@yellowdiamondveggie9938]

17:05 the prettiest phone call I had ever seen in all my years and my days

[@dreamfletcher779]

C'mon, just one more LBGP. For the diamonds! Peridot's new form!

[@kaobble6000]

7:56 Steven is Bruno Bucciarati confirmed

[@Crustacean4]

*``Nice jojo reference.``*

[@vekstoks2544]

1:28 - 1:35 THAT WAS SOOO WELL EDITED OMG I AM LAUGHING THE WHOLE VIDEO LOL

[@hal560]

I’m a huge fan of these. They make the hiatuses a little easier. Keep ‘em coming! You have a genuine spark for comedy.

[@jbh2705]

5:02 wow a literal StevenBomb!

[@KingDice.]

"Allahouakbar" -Steven's last words

[@Caitybeeveefan]

0:57 my favorite moment.

[@TheLBat20]

18:04 ok WHAT is that edit and where can I find it?

[@popjumpy]

Why

[@sansplays123]

@@popjumpy EDD

[@popjumpy]

HinKwong Chan hi

[@SkyBombNoodles]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nGjFeGWirdVjh9U It's not the Fortnite edit, but it's the original (I think).

[@utigaraptorRARA]

@@popjumpy I LOVE EDD HI- lmao

[@miserirken]

0:43 God Himself.

[@superpaytonmars8852]

16:00 don't touch.

[@doughypeaches]

12:35 My god I love this.

[@PiCollector]

12:44 just a normal Sunday night in the Universe household

[@archersergalo5602]

Steven's poops making this video too good. And nice Sonic CD reference out here! 17:39 Like flowers really similar to the ones in the game tbh! And Onion as Majin is genius.

[@AdvSpringBonnie]

3:21 is so terrible and I love it.

[@cutiepieblufish]

17:27-17:37 Watched it at 0.25 speed!

[@rendergreninja_9837]

Scary...

[@asfrflagcommunity966]

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@jupilioniscool]

sounds like a siren-

[@brennantheman822]

Watch it at 2x speed it sound normal

[@ranblade8089]

Fluffin monster

[@videopolice432]

Porno Saga: the big and uncut

[@TheSnomGuy]

5:07 Onion is genuinely creepy

[@Keysotachaser]

6:43 I have to use that For what? HEALING SHIT!!! *horrified*

[@ething6832]

5:23 killed me lmfao

[@yestime3017]

Pearl really inspired me at 2:43 with her song

[@PiCollector]

Me too

[@WholeSimplicity]

5:05 As if it wasn't possible to make Onion any creepier...

[@skidandpump2217]

Peridot: ALRIGHT IM AT MY LIMIT! Ruby and Saphire: *Where did we go?* *Dissapears* Peridot: *watches some random Gem video* Me: Ooooo

[@anibalrivera8569]

3:23 Steven: i have healing shit!! :D Connie: nigga what the f-

[@buivankhanh2294]

11:11 Peri: oooh heeeee heeeee Lapis:(se that thing) Also lapis:WtF

[@JamesTheAce0]

9:01 man's a real scientist, I'll give him that.

[@ephemera-noctourniquet]

12:23 had not just mecha frieza but the accompanying music too. not to mention the parappa and tekken references. 10/10

[@TheShadowgirlaa12]

20:03 that all scene is just perfect! I swear thats us the fans saying that to her. and that be her actual reaction!

[@kingofAwsomness]

One of the best YTP series I've seen that's for sure.

[@mwrozek24]

0:38 and 6:01 me at school on the last day to the teacher

[@ranblade8089]

Yes, almost repeated first grade for that stunt

[@noahklementsen5325]

10:00 is a masterpiece

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

The hell did I even watch? And why do I keep hitting the replay button?

[@smae98]

8:24 he do be vibin’ tho

[@gungholizard4295]

Crack, crack, crack the egg into the bowl! Crack egg crack egg crack egg to the to bowl bowl bowl-

[@1_Flashlight_1]

15:55

[@nerdhatchet7688]

18:40 for those who don't know that audio is from Brandon Roger's and the reason he sounds like that is because he is doing his grandpa voice and grandpa is one of his charecters 19:17 that's what the grandpa charecter looks like

[@GenjitDiamond]

Why do I love the Peridot Low-Budget Gem Pornography Saga? Because I know a lot of the references for the first time! *ONION IS INFINTE* Also, Peridot Burns Low-Budget Gem Pornography when?

[@21kClxoudy]

No he means from the sonic CD fun is infinite secret

[@bulldozercowboy6400]

Thots are temporary, Onion is infinite.

[@hulick6910]

What is the song at 1:28 called?

[@lashimarusanade]

​@@hulick6910 Stars and Games, assuming you're still searching for it

[@bigmacsama]

Lapis burping amuses me, impresses me, and arouses me so

[@bulldozercowboy6400]

Can you repeat that last thing please?

[@paintedelm]

Time stamp?

[@chimmy5182]

20:24

[@bigmacsama]

@@bulldozercowboy6400 Dude, relax. It was a joke, calm yourself.

[@bulldozercowboy6400]

@@bigmacsama Dude, relax. I was joking, calm yourself.

[@willfred9178]

Someone get MKatwood.

[@yellowdiamondveggie9938]

8:07 SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY (Actually dont do that kids)

[@jeanoliveira8532]

THE BATTLE OF THE BLOCK THEATER MAN OH GOD

[@justanavocado6434]

13:35 jasper.exe has stopped working

[@ranblade8089]

*Jasperthyst

[@skeletalmixer1019]

1:14 is unforgettable genius The battleblock and futurama references a Were a nice touch too

[@BlookyBot101]

7:58 IncognitusYT predicted Steg

[@1983yuson]

When you pause at the wrong time : 4:09

[@roboboi1016]

“I’m here” *five seconds later* “I’m not here” Steven: *V I S A B L E C O N F U S I O N*

[@shingshongshamalama]

18:36 HE REALLY DOES LOOK JUST LIKE HER

[@NormanLiangNLGaming]

Does this mark the end of the Low-Budget series? D:

[@RabidLeroy]

NL Games nope; it continues as long as SU continues. This one is a “milestone” compilation.

[@pikgears]

Yeah about that whole "su continuing" thing

[@BLUE_FLUFF]

Pikgears yep it's gone now

[@Jose-ug4cr]

3:21 I HAVE HEALING *poop* Connie:what Steven:* DIARRHEA* Connie:what the

[@thekittycrusader]

3:06 we need a full verison of this

[@martythemartian99]

1:41 Kubrick's long lost masterpiece, A Clockwork Onion. ;D

[@katanatherobocrux]

3:21 a timeless classic

[@casualgoats]

What is the source of this beautiful tune at 8:36?

[@Waterdeer-rx1zp]

Palmtree panic?

[@casualgoats]

@@Waterdeer-rx1zp chad

[@tomtrublu]

Sonic CD: Palmtree panic

[@lilia_m]

10:20 you you you you you you you YOUUUUU!

[@SomeoneFromGenZ]

12:49 *LEGIT TRAUMATIZED* WTF 😭🙏

[@hzlii0776]

Literally the best thing out of the whole video. 20:03

[@yellowdiamondveggie9938]

20:03 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH WE JUST COOKED SOME ROASTED BLUE DIAMOND!

[@yellowdiamondveggie9938]

@Camila dannae =/ girl i aint gonna attack you your human and besides if peridot said it in front of me i would have to chace her all around homeworld til she cries cause i don't want to see her cry still anyways idc if u call me a clod ur good

[@blablablacksheep4]

You sir are a scholar and a hero. I appreciate your work.

[@wren9083]

i feel so childish for laughing at all the HEALING SHIT jokes but it’s so funny

[@zeezeezapauka8262]

could someone give me the source of the speech given at 0:57? I'm looking for it for few years now

[@TallWartortle]

zonetan news stamper interview.

[@Daman6973]

This never fails to make the me laugh a million times

[@TheTheninjagummybear]

9:30 "Die."

[@yoyoshum1419]

Legends say Peridot it's still experimenting the gem

[@CeruleanSeal]

I was hoping to see the grand return of the series, but I'm okay with this as well. Time to relive a classic.