[YTP] Connie is not okay

But they never did a victory pose.
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Wow, over 2000 subscribers! Seriously, thank you all so much! And 100 000 views on Peridot tries to sin; that's insane! I am truly grateful that there are some many people who watch and enjoy my content. Next YTP is probably gonna be Mindful Education so get ready.

[@vskozo5826]

pumpkin: "WHY WON'T YOU LET ME DO THIS FORE YOU ROSE?!" *awkward silence*

[@moss6235]

virulentvapor *for

[@ggmmdh]

2:20

[@macawesomebird3383]

*I laughed too hard*

[@animationglows3961]

Uhhhh......

[@Fish-vs6jf]

I was dying at that line

[@krztvl_v2]

WHY WON'T YOU JUST LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU, ROSE?!

[@sierrashipman8892]

Cristóbal Medina I laughed so hard at that 😂😂

[@paigeoparkplays3310]

Cristóbal Medina Ikr!! XD

[@lilmissgrande3379]

Cristóbal Medina deedee AKA pearls voice actress.. anyways deedee was probably in the moment

[@gingahsnixx]

Cristóbal Medina cried

[@pidge8964]

im fucking sobbing

[@Dedave2]

3:59 "I gotta steven this somehow" "Love love love!" Peridot: *SHE DIDN'T EVEN CRY*

[@karenfeinstein8351]

I see u commented on pewdiepie video once

[@danielmaroney6715]

@@karenfeinstein8351 s up

[@Executable_file_404DX]

*sad music plays*

[@VeggieGirl07]

Can we just talk about the original speech Connie made? Like, she wasn't even there for the Mr Greg episode, but that was basically a watered-down version of what Steven told Greg and Pearl, or sang rather. Like she just thought of Steven and got a spot on basic version of a speech that he would make. That's so sweet.

[@VeggieGirl07]

@@karenfeinstein8351 Karen

[@mr-.-memer6494]

Connie: “I restocked all the towels and washed all the cereal” (pearl approves)

[@Halleretta]

Steven: *Confused screaming*

[@garnet6994]

Yes

[@shutupberdly]

*PEARL POINT*

[@Detective_Grav]

How do you wash cereal?

[@225_sonic]

Morgan Crock by washing cereal

[@imroxxxyandrewsand-344]

I love how "Pearl" is just a load of random Pearl quotes

[@razor8304]

" *Eating food is so disgusting!* "

[@CraftingGummi]

WHY WONT YOU LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU ROSE

[@carriewashere8729]

*euhsgsidudhaidgdgjj* -Pearl 3:06

[@pizzafrog.2468]

Is an everything ok this is technically a character quote

[@airenearagutierrez5290]

Oh gosh ur likes are 6 6 6

[@CrimesAgainstHuFranity]

PLOT TWIST *PUMPKIN SHATTERED PINK DIAMOND AKA. CONNIE*

[@karmtheperson9510]

: ^ GENIUS

[@CrimesAgainstHuFranity]

@@karmtheperson9510 thanks you~

[@gachatamales904]

Elijah Frances But.. pink diamond is rose quartz also known as Steven universe

[@CrimesAgainstHuFranity]

@@gachatamales904 n o *quartz was diamon aka. Universe*

[@YeviCoulson]

@@CrimesAgainstHuFranity bigg brain time?

[@clementine2717]

Pumpkin: EaTiNg fOoD iS sO DiSgUsTiNg *Peridot* : That’s right, pearl loves soap

[@memesoul1]

LOL

[@lemig-3179]

Pumpkin:Proceeds to eat dress

[@varpud2370]

Soap...?

[@elechronic]

Pearl: I do like pie! ^_^

[@livelaughfnaf1987]

Pearl in her room when nobody listens to her: *Wash out my mouth with soap~*

[@Marzipanv]

“You almost drown” “I almost drown” “I’m pear”

[@kiyoni1]

Marzipan Cross 🍐

[@Michelle_Ghostface_Miller]

Lol

[@angelinadesilvia8467]

1:29

[@blobbedi9969]

1:11 *lapidot?* *ITS CONFIRMED!

[@masterfoof9512]

That was my reaction

[@striped_spiders]

🤣

[@anisakomariah9311]

Yes 💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚

[@AKA.CrystalStarTheFox]

I heard it XD

[@youraveragejoe65]

@。 。 ship

[@abubakrakram6208]

Connie: "I've gotta 'Steven' this somehow!" Connie: "LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!" Peridot: "She didn't even cry." Yes, this a perfect depiction of Steven and the highlight of this video.

[@OfficialPiePlot]

Why Did This Part Play Immediately After U Read This

[@migueldiazsolos]

That part played when i was looking at this.

[@sparksvoy7389]

E

[@luznoceda_g]

3:05 the random pearl noises caught me off guard 😂😂

[@rowenai3953]

When Connie said, “ *And washed all the cereal* “, I felt that

[@cont3nterror448]

Connie has a big sword Pearl has a big noise

[@BlackDiamond2718]

Angelica Santiago amethyst has a bug butt

[@shiny2575]

Thanks gay cereal, very cool

[@shiny2575]

@@BlackDiamond2718 cease

[@BlackDiamond2718]

@@shiny2575 and desist

[@zkrunx]

can we just appreciate how smooth connie said “lapidot”

[@IMTHEFLAAAASH]

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@Haha6l777]

Yes, indeed

[@sothisishowusernameswork.2043]

so smoothly too

[@sothisishowusernameswork.2043]

@@IMTHEFLAAAASH AYO IT'S THE FLASH

[@IMTHEFLAAAASH]

@@sothisishowusernameswork.2043 Hey👋🏾

[@samuelcreighton7287]

You almost drowned? *Oh. I almost drowned*

[@quip2900]

First reply

[@ddxx930]

Boiled Legs no sense :)

[@bazoinker]

* realization *

[@gnostaoticanarchangautand]

What is the actual episode?

[@levinljunglof3541]

Shiny sylveon M.L.G. The new crystal gems

[@sammmmmp1455]

2:06 Peridot “I call garnet.” “I’m obviously suited for being the boss.” Lapis “No” Peridot “f*** you” I DIED 😂😂

[@Denji_Hayakawa]

SAME

[@MarloweDoesArtz]

XD

[@kakao9607]

XD

[@kitkatgg]

Lol

[@user-ho3np7lm9h]

She actually said "thank you " Lapis said "you are really bossy" So thats why peridot said "thank you"

[@spinel5997]

2:20 Pumpkin as pearl : "WHY WONT YOU LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU ROSE?" Connie as Steven : wtf is wrong with you

[@MiaG0re]

Hey spinel how is life with the diamond's

[@marcanne]

@@MiaG0re She would be having fun😁

[@jordandillow3423]

Pumpkin as pearl: I don’t fucking know ploop

[@freezi3510]

"What Brought You Here?" *"G A R N E T"*

[@jonhoughton372]

Peridot: "She can be Pearl" Pumpkin: "WHY WON'T YOU JUST LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU ROSE?!"

[@maryabigailmanalac1406]

LoL 2:20

[@EdwinLopez-bw5du]

Funniest shit ever 🤣

[@koalakid8856]

Ikr

[@BBoy4040]

Yep, you can't be Pearl unless you're full of anxiety and regret

[@wingsofkuiper1841]

they honestly did pearl so dirty-

[@adrianamarcosdasilva2346]

1:32 "Im pear

[@imdeadinside7716]

*Garnet*

[@chezcake256]

what brings you here?

[@chezcake256]

I’m pear-

[@chezcake256]

now read it bottom to top

[@milkyredpaw2962]

@@chezcake256 genius

[@QmanR]

1:29 Connie: "You almost drowned" Lapis: "I almost drowned"

[@debbiewong6539]

She almost drowned

[@camochiiwilldie]

I’m Connie I’m pear!

[@cleverusername5343]

2:06 “I call Garnet” got me so hard 😂

[@solomoyo8026]

FOR REAL

[@jgt3734]

2:05

[@yourcrush4889]

3:35 she is garneting so hard here

[@raybies11112]

@@yourcrush4889 LMFAO

[@avocados9110]

“U don’t remember?” *”mMmM”* “You almost drown” *”i almost drown”*

[@kmnakbonnnum5958]

Relatable

[@32overpie65]

Almost drowned*

[@O_Gomestein]

@@32overpie65 its because she (lapis) said it like drown instead of drowned

[@itsliterally3am377]

666 likes

[@Artikenon]

i was like what the hecc she cant drown why why why why why aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@chloerahn5570]

1:30 IM pEAr

[@keomanypuy3846]

wheeze 1:32

[@litten-_pokemonsunandmoon_2858]

I got G A R N E T

[@zacheysflip859]

What ep is that

[@Dead_account130]

“WHY WONT YOU JUST LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU ROSE :D?” -Pumpkin (We must collect all of Pumpkin’s pearl lines)

[@BreadOnInternet]

“Orughghgh” -pumpkin

[@shiny2575]

@@BreadOnInternet did you NEED to pick the best quote

[@shiny2575]

"Eating food is so disgusting" Pumpkin says as he chugs a bucket of soap

[@stupid_little_thing]

“*weird noise*” -Pearl Pumpkin

[@MrTankThatStopped]

Here's one: dyuasgduyewgudbwshjdbwjdfnwdihfbjhwdbfhjwebfjhewbfjhwebfjhebwffhjwebfjhewbfjhwdbbfjh adhjcbsd

[@user-uo8ro3yr4m]

Nobody: Not even a soul: Not even a bug: Not even me: Connie: LaPiDoT?¿?¿? 1:10

[@stevenmattrell3448]

Gaming With Olivia Connie clearly ships them

[@varpud2370]

Connie ships them too.

[@VeryRandomChannel]

1:11

[@BM-ts1yi]

It sounds so normal! XD

[@ctrl_audio5351]

I SHIP LAPIDOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@hiraikotsuu4088]

"we'll never be the crystal gems! We're just the crystal memes."

[@makinru6178]

Steve At least they're Dank

[@s.d.6759]

@@makinru6178 True.

[@Blaze-kz2uk]

3:06 Pumpkin Pearl had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@nomoreofme3136]

P:umpkin: P:Earl:

[@sxckrr]

More cringy

[@striped_spiders]

Blaze 206 Yeah me too 🤣🤣🤣

[@Isjustrosie]

Same XD

[@bethfoor9293]

AAAA oh AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

[@jackfrost8189]

She didn’t even cry -Peridot/New Garnet 1 day after 2020

[@taylorguenst2170]

*“LAPIDOT?”* IT LITERALLY SOUNDED LIKE IT WAS IN THE SHOW LMAO AKSKSKS

[@martianhermit]

_"You almost drowned?"_ _"I almost drowned."_

[@theotterone4111]

Relatable

[@ricardosantana8176]

Queen Terrible relatable to

[@pixiehanamari5813]

Relatable 4

[@818gonzo]

Relatable 5

[@insecurities5622]

Relatable 6

[@andioop561]

Lapis: "No." --Lapidot quote, Apr 15 2017

[@spinel2728]

I M P E A R Peridot-2019

[@monsquidchr6533]

Pearidot*

[@jordandillow3423]

R.I.p. peridot rip plays sad music on his sad saxophone

[@xxnightmarexx3439]

"She didnt even cry." (Starts to cry on the inside)

[@Izzy-ky7ci]

3:07 Pumpkin: **pearl noises** Peridot: Well said, Pearl.

[@theoverseer393]

uncle grandpa: *exists * Pearl:

[@varpud2370]

That was cool.

[@mcwater325]

*explodes *

[@bonkbag]

Garnet*

[@Rehlaris]

"I know what you're REALLY here for." "Call the--- call the--- *CALL THE POLICE*" It's like Scoop is making a social commentary on the status of our internet's culture

[@krystalsanabria5307]

Rehlaris Amaura

[@Rehlaris]

You like it? I drew it a couple of years ago. Kinda stuck ever since ^v^

[@Rehlaris]

Thank youuu!

[@gasolinedrinker0]

“I restocked all the towels, and washed all the cereal.” *Pearl starts quickly nodding*

[@cocoaaaa_]

Peridot: The crystal gyms and a human! Lapis: *meme*

[@crystalalien5045]

*Who is this?* "That's steven" Lapis, you dont remeber? *hmm..* You almost drowned... *I AlMoSt DroWnED*

[@cadmallard]

Krazy Katnip *drown

[@cadmallard]

KZbin L no.. it was drown, that’s literally half of the joke..

[@Judyacherowwpm]

Krazy Katnip thats steven

[@Deletedcha11111]

LOL

[@ron9365]

im p e a r

[@williampagada6269]

P(earl)umpkin moments 2:19, 3:05, 3:42, 3:54

[@bloxburgmomcore]

Funny

[@thewhisper4269]

earl

[@sunfeatherX3]

This is what I'm here for, thank yolu

[@fluffymarshmallowtoast3055]

We need to take all the pumpkin scenes and replace it with pearl lines

[@sxckrr]

Omg earl is here ?! GET READY 😧

[@Dedave2]

1:10 I LEGIT THOUGHT CONNIE ACTUALLY SAID "LEPIDOT" THEN I CHECKED THE REAL CLIP AND IT WAS LAPIS AND PERIDOT I WAS SO SAD :(((((

[@oldaccount1222]

"I restocked all the towels and washed all the cereal." p e a r l p o i n t

[@Lavender-Honey]

When Connie said Lapidot, it sounded so natural coming out of her. It was so awesome

[@anisakomariah9311]

Yes💚💙

[@StevenUniverseFan-qm4tf]

AvaAwesome23 ikr?

[@Dumbsok]

@@anisakomariah9311 *walks out of le room i dont need lat*

[@AKlepp15]

1:11

[@audreybannister]

💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙

[@abnjmk]

Thank God Connie washed all the cereal!

[@sarbsarb3353]

abnjmk and restocked all the towels

[@isaacdenley1922]

abnjmk yeah can't have dirty cereal

[@opalstarling9164]

I was worried that she wouldn’t

[@Unaakite21]

Opal Starling me too

[@Vocalprecussion]

What did she eat all the dishes

[@stellaiscool2592]

Connie: I rEsToCkeD aLL tHe tOwElS aNd wAsHeD aLL tHe cErEaL (Pearl nods in approval)

[@amae4432]

"Legend has it Peridot is still standing there, waiting, for her Victory Pose."

[@thornathy3342]

2:11 lol peridot cursed out lapis

[@Rinyruu]

Bilauder Zuki wat?

[@Dumbsok]

i can honestly see that happening but its a kids show so f*******

[@jordandillow3423]

Pearl: language!

[@kitster900]

Transcript: 🎵 _We are the Crystal Gems, we'll always save the day_ _And if you think we can't, we'll always find a way_ _That's why the people of this world, believe in_ _Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl...and Steven!_ 🎵 [TITLE SCREEN: THE NEW CRYSTAL METH by Scoop Universe] Connie: [gasps] ["Run" by AWOLNATION plays] Connie: Steven! Steven: Connie! [they hug with a cracking sound] Connie: You're back?! Steven: Sorry we left you behind. Connie: It's okay. Greg: Yup! Connie: I restocked all the towels, and washed all the cereal. Steven: Well! Connie: Well...when I got that call from you, I could tell you had a lot going on. Steven: [over the phone] Dad's in space, Connie: I can get there in fifteen! Or actually maybe twenty, twenty-five 'cause I might have to take the bus-- Steven: [over the phone, in Garnet's voice] There's no time! [normal voice] We're going right now! Just-- Connie: You can count on me! Connie: It was a big job for one person, but I felt up to the challenge. I made my way 🎵 _downtown, walkin' fast, faces pass and I'm home bound_ 🎵 Connie: Hyah! Peridot: Uh. Connie: Lapidot? What are you doing? Peridot: Just showing off my old room to-- ["O Fortuna" by Carl Orf plays] Peridot: Oh, wait. Lapis: Who is this? Peridot: That's Steven. Connie: Lapis...you don't remember? Lapis: Mmm... Connie: You almost drowned? Lapis: I almost drowned. Connie: I'm Connie. Peridot: I'm pear! Connie: What brings you here? Peridot: Garnet. Connie: Oh! I just hope I don't let him down. Peridot: You probably will. ["The Sound of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkel plays] Peridot: That's why they put _us_ in charge of protecting Beach City. Connie: Meme. Peridot: Wait a minute 🎵 _to think of just, flexibility love and trust_ 🎵 Peridot: We'd need help. The Crystal Gyms, and a human! Well, close enough. Lapis: Mmmeme. Peridot: We could be exactly like them...but BETTER! Connie: That, makes sense! Peridot: I call 🎵 _Garnet_ 🎵 I'm obviously best suited to being the boss. Lapis: No. Peridot: F*ck you. Connie: Then I'll do what 🎵 _Steven!_ 🎵 does. Peridot: Lapis, you can be 🎵 _Amethyst_ 🎵 Lapis: Which one is she? Peridot: Whatever, she can be 🎵 _Pearl_ 🎵 Pumpkin: Why won't you just let me do this for you, Rose?! Peridot: New Crystal Gems...congregate! That means, come over here and do a cool pose. Connie: Hm... Nothing, nothing, more nothing...ah! There she is! No, wait...that's just a weird Pearl. Peridot: Go! New Crystal Gems! [A sped up version of the chiptune opening theme plays] Peridot: What seems to be the trouble here, Beach City citizen? Buck: My dad's a jerk. Peridot: Ahem? Connie: Um...water we waiting for? [The Price is Right correct answer sound plays] Peridot: Ha ha! Good one, Steven! Pumpkin: [odd Pearl noises] Peridot: Well said, Pearl! Buck: That was cool. Connie: Thanks! [explosion] Peridot: I know what everyone is _really_ here to see! [The Deedee Magno verse from "Party" by L.A. plays briefly] [tape rewind] Peridot: [as Scoop Universe] I know what everyone is _really_ here to see! Greg: *Call the policecall thepolicecallthepolicecallthepolicecall* [tape rewind] Peridot: Beach City citizens, witness...the Garnet! ["Synchronize" from the SU soundtrack plays] Connie: The Steven thinks that's funny! Peridot: I can't believe this. Pumpkin: Eating food is so disgusting! Peridot: That's right...Pearl _does_ like soap. Buck: Uh. Lapis: I agree. Peridot: Euh... [crash] Peridot/Lapis: [embarrassed noises] Pumpkin: [awkward Pearl noise] Connie: Oh no... I gotta Steven this somehow! Connie: Love, love, love! Peridot: She didn't even cry. ["Sad Romance" from Over the Green Fields plays] Peridot: [in the background] She didn't even cry. Connie: The wash was...NOT OKAY! And so were the new Crystal Gems. Peridot: The problem is all of YOU! Connie, you are hurting Lapis; Lapis, maybe you should switch with Pumpkin! Connie: Oh, what's the point of this? We'll never be the Crystal Gems! We're just the Crystal...Memes. But we 🎵 _are the Crystal_ 🎵 [tape rewind] Connie: So let's go back to that. To fix this mess we made! Peridot: Well, if there's one thing peridots are good at, it's fixing things! ["Can We Fix It?" by Paul Joyce plays] Peridot: Does that mean we can do a victory pose? Lapis: ...No. ["A Thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton plays] Steven: 🎵 *_Makin' my way downtown_* 🎵

[@eevee1583]

Kitt Monroe great job with the whole script

[@alonzonevarez2076]

This ytp but in verbose

[@paigeoparkplays3310]

Kitt Monroe Haha!

[@cheesyendeavor3889]

you, fellow stranger, deserve an Oscar

[@theCheezu]

Kitt Monroe wow,Get a,life

[@marimationsowo]

“and washed all the cereal”

[@squidsub3455]

Nods head

[@sleepy_d0g]

Pumpkin: EaTiNg FoOd iS sO DiScUsTiNg Pearl: I do like pie

[@DarlingJav]

pumkin pie

[@HERE.AND.QUEER.]

She likes pi

[@gay_madilynn]

"Con•gre•gate 1. Come over here and do a cool pose. "New crystal gems, congregate!" synonyms:assemble, gather, collect... ...meet, *CLUSTER,* group"

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

I'm just saying but the congregate would of been a better super weapon name

[@boobabloobi]

mimichu that doesn’t even make sense for the cluster to be called congregate 😂 that’s like calling the cluster “the assemble”

[@satan3034]

oH nO, ITS THE CONGREGATE!

[@madkirk7431]

Lol

[@madkirk7431]

@@themostbritishpersonalive868 lol probably

[@thee.quirkmaster.3263]

3:06 Pupkin:WAGUHOOMIMEAGEEAWHAHAHAWEEWAEL Peridot:Well said,Pearl

[@yoitscasss]

Peridot: I call garnet I’m obviously best suited for being the boss Lapis: MMMmm no Peridot: **** you

[@fletcheragenda6014]

It’s always good to revisit an old classic

[@infizer0]

connie saying lapidot sounds so smooth and real oh my god

[@tommaline9607]

It sounded so real that I thought that was what it said in the episode

[@lianneh2655]

‘Oh.. it’s Lapidot.’ OMG TRUE

[@lilartist7045]

@@tommaline9607 same

[@shai.p]

at 4:21 I just realized that when peridot says switch you can hear the Nintendo switch sound wow OMG tysm for all of the likes I never got this many!

[@SkullTheLegless]

Shai Peer i just thought of lapis and pumpkin mashing the half controller of the switch on some kind of game agaisnt eachother

[@Blaze-kz2uk]

Lmao

[@bloodoesstuff]

0:23 love this new breaking bad episode

[@assassinplayzgaming3765]

3:34 GARNET RAVE!

[@DiomedesIsHit]

"What brings you here?" "Garnet." Me every time I watch this show.

[@Mr.Tw1sty]

Same with Lapidot

[@Halleretta]

What brings you here? *Steven crying to prove his point*

[@helloimsteve7389]

WINTENS THE GARNET!

[@applesauceenjoyer5]

1:11 “ LAPIDOt? What are you doing?! “ I DIED

[@hayleycake7212]

Emily Can’t Art *the ship is confirmed*

[@hammer5349]

Lmao i never noticed she said that

[@allison7676]

Making out UwU

[@AKlepp15]

𝗟𝗮𝗽𝗶𝗱𝗼𝘁 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗳𝘆.

[@dijongd13]

Peridot: I’m obviously best suited to be the boss Lapis: No Peridot: F**k you Best part😂😂

[@Cynthia-qu1cx]

"F*** you" OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD 😂😂😂😂😂😂 2:10

[@alongcamegrant7763]

4:24 we will never be the crystal gems, we are just the crystal..... MEMES

[@eshik0y]

“lapidot?” “Meme” “thats just a weird pearl?” “Love love *LOVE* ” “the crystal memes”

[@BlackDiamond2718]

Peershi Gamez pear, pumpkin trying to do stuff for rose, and crystal gem intro.

[@finn_in_the_bin5263]

She didn't even cry

[@BlackDiamond2718]

@@finn_in_the_bin5263 that is true. But steven does not really cry when giving advice.

[@finn_in_the_bin5263]

@@BlackDiamond2718 I was quoting peridot in the video lmao

[@BlackDiamond2718]

Kayceesprite :). I know. It’s ok. In truth: “its not okay!”

[@nitro0100]

I just noticed something... _Was Connie sleeping in Steven's bed?_

[@TheMarshmallowMushroom]

I mean, she probably has before, so that's to be expected.

[@GameChangingSport]

"dad's in space!" "I may be 15-20-25 minitues cause I have to get a bu-" *There's no time!*

[@a.r.d.project4986]

Pumpkin, the best pearl since 1945

[@guinealover6674]

A.R.D. Project I'm sorry, but our Pearl is Pearlfect.

[@AlternativeShae]

Peridot is garnet, and lapis is amythest, and connie is steven

[@junang3]

ITS NOW 2018

[@cybersapphire]

I washed all the -dishes- cereal

[@joesilverstein2548]

The Definition Of Cringe how do you wash cereal it’d get all soggy

[@avamatthews1459]

Joe Silverstein Did you watch the video?

[@benoitdot3756]

Funny

[@megan0332]

Surreal Cringe And restocked towels

[@valentthev712]

Surreal Cringe Yeah

[@joemama1300]

1:09 Connie: Lapidot? Lapis: who’s this Peridot: that’s Steven Connie: don’t you remember? Lapis: mmmm Connie: you almost drowned Lapis: I almost drowned Connie: I’m Connie Peridot: I’m pear!🍐 Connie: what brings you here? Peridot: Garnet Connie: I hope I don’t let him down Peridot: you probably will Connie: 🎵 hello darkness my old friend🎵

[@katattack9]

Who’s this? That’s Steven- I don’t remember- You almost drowned- *I aLmOsT dRoWnEd-*

[@hiddendraco2607]

i'M pEaR🍐

[@AKlepp15]

Peridot: "I'll be garnet, I'm obviously best suited to being the boss." Lapis: "No." Peridot: "f**k You."

[@Kraumyke]

69th like

[@pepperpassion8629]

83th like

[@jessica4128]

Uhh did y'all notic the exact comment is under this dude

[@CodyGaming111]

E

[@basedhomuraakemienjoyer9014]

Peridot: I'm obviously best suited for garnet Lapis: no Peridot: *f you*

[@VincentEnmei]

F word

[@rosetea_aj7585]

F you!!!

[@Detective_Grav]

I laughed way to hard at this

[@mercuryeuphoria5052]

I love how she said it with a smile on her face, it made it more hilarious.

[@rosetea_aj7585]

@@mercuryeuphoria5052 F*** you!:D

[@SnufflySpy]

3:21 Everyone is here to see Pearls rap career

[@mrleanmiser5203]

You don’t remember?, Hmmmmmmmm You almost drowned I almost drowned

[@nickgallon8817]

4:09 CONNIE IS AQUAMARINE CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!

[@positivity-prevails4209]

Nick Gallon oh gosh

[@youtubepro403]

Clap clap 9 months later

[@kusnadiliauw6979]

Whot!!!!!

[@cocoloco6060]

she’s probably a diffrent aquamarine because aquamarine has it on the other side

[@c.h.a.i.m.a.]

...

[@t_t9269]

2:20 wow, im imppresed at pumpkin! Its so on point! XD

[@HBDiniz10]

Loooool

[@DrewBunBun]

"New Crystal Gems Congregate!!!" that means come over here and do a cool pose

[@red_rain01]

1:59 Nobody: Community: *M E M E*

[@ne0njuice782]

nobody: Literally nobody LEGIT NOBODY NOT EVEN STEVEN Greg: call the police

[@BlackDiamond2718]

Garnet: I'm gonna kill you

[@BlueEngland]

Greg is someone.

[@BlackDiamond2718]

BlueEngland the Gareg that did not choosened.

[@ging9862]

Call the- call the - call the po- po- the po- call the- the police

[@AJ-kk9xi]

"I call Garnet! I'm obviously best suited to being the boss." "No" "F*** you"

[@johnnysalery7383]

A & R It's scary how natural it sounds too XD

[@josukehigashikata8889]

Me while smiling

[@assassinplayzgaming3765]

2:20 WHY WONT YOU JUST LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU ROSE!?

[@pan-demi-c2711]

2:20 wHy wOnT yOu jUsT lEt mE dO tHiS fOr yOu, RoSe?!

[@oshy2128]

“Lapidot?” UUIHUKHIA

[@squagoon]

Connie: Ai- Re- STOCKED all the- towels- and- washed- all the- CERAL Me: did you just have a stroke- Pearl: *[Nodding Intensifies]*

[@fabiolapineda6968]

Connie: I restocked all the *towels* and washed all the *cereal* . Pearl: *i n t e n s e l y approves*

[@jira2383]

“I’m Per-“ *shows a picture of a Pear*

[@x2DRaven]

1:35 Connie “I Just Hope I Won’t Let Him Down.” Peridot “You Probably Will.” HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FREIND

[@unsweetsweets]

“The new crystal meth” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ooohoohooimsosillay1919]

2:11 IT LITERALLY JUST SOUNDS LIKE PERIDOT'S VOICE ACTOR JOKINGLY CUSSED

[@VeggieGirl07]

Considering they were able to get the real voice actors for the secret rap career parodies, we totally need a bonus miniseries where all of the characters can cuss.

[@briellefrisina1029]

This whole video made me die lmao I loved it so much please keep doing these

[@flutedguy494]

Yes, pearl does like soap

[@thatoneweirdgirlthathatesl5793]

Seal yeah because she to salty

[@mossyzetta]

that one girl poker 😂😂

[@thatoneweirdgirlthathatesl5793]

사랑방탄소년단 lol

[@thatoneweirdgirlthathatesl5793]

사랑방탄소년단 hey pearl needs some soap to wash down that salt

[@pinklasagna4992]

Because she a clean freak

[@audreyh.8284]

4:21 “Maybe you should switch with pumpkin!” *nintendo switch sound*

[@norauniverseindia3161]

Wow nice edit I really enjoyed this video 🤩🤩🤩

[@d4rya_]

why are these videos so amazing xd

[@mickem7197]

"pearl": AauGHGiMiHinNiHyuHaHyukAhaHAHaHy "Garnet": well said pearl

[@ferryn6877]

pumpkin: WHY CANT YOU LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU ROSEEEE this whole thing killed me CALL THE POLICE

[@girlfriend2287]

4:50 whenever i hear this i remember two kids in a car hearing this and screaming.

[@VeggieGirl07]

What why?

[@assassinplayzgaming3765]

3:42 EATING FOOD IS SO DISGUSTING!

[@ujishu6266]

“I restocked the all the towels and *washed the cereal!* “

[@ronin_wins]

i wash my cereal daily

[@dittzey]

Do you like cereal with the crust or not?

[@BM-ts1yi]

I was a cereal once

[@caitlynthedarkwolf2259]

Finally! Someone else who washes the cereal

[@bestbuilder123x4]

Connie : I won't let him down Peridot: you probably will Hello darkness my old friend Me: ppfft 🤣

[@sylveonthefairymaster8314]

“And washed all the cereal!” Cereal killer.

[@postoyannyya9973]

This is too well done