If you are over the age of 18, stay Originally streamed/recorded on February 10th, 2020 Editor: Jack Clishem / jackclishem Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
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@empirerising5013 жыл бұрын
What an incredible moment, where Jerma claims he can't answer the kilometer question because he's American, and then he immediately proves he doesn't know the state of Alaska exists.
@peepysprite3 жыл бұрын
That's ok, even people who work at the airport don't know Alaska is a state. "Where is your passport?! How did you even leave the country without it?!"
@ItsDSP3 жыл бұрын
@@peepysprite It’s even worse if the person is from Puerto Rico. They’re American citizens but no one seems to realize that.
@MaxxyBee3 жыл бұрын
its not that they dont know, its more that they might as well not be for recieving 0 support from said country
@Hugsloth3 жыл бұрын
does america ever actually talk about Alaska?
@ItsDSP3 жыл бұрын
@@Hugsloth Of course, it’s not like we actually forgot about it, it’s just that Alaska isn’t the kind of state that gets much attention. It’s not popular like New York, Texas, or California and it’s not part of the main land so it’s not a state most people can easily travel to.
@imBailout3 жыл бұрын
Cool to see 2ndJerma make a reference to Jerma985, another great youtuber.
@benweaver91513 жыл бұрын
Isn’t he that guy who feuded with famous streamer GrillMasterXBBQ?
@yourdailydoseofomid30263 жыл бұрын
@@benweaver9151 oh please don't tell me you're one of those BBQers. _cat puke sounds_
@@benweaver9151 that dude hasnt barbecued anything since, what, 2011?
@Mat-zf9bf3 жыл бұрын
Never did I ever think I would get a blast of nostalgia from the AFV theme music in a jerma video as a woman moaned the exact same way repeatedly in the background.
@Linkbrawler90003 жыл бұрын
Followed by the Stranger Things intro
@magron80293 жыл бұрын
I legit had to do a double take that that was what I was hearing lol
@leorys3 жыл бұрын
You dirty old man
@ItsDSP3 жыл бұрын
No ones sexes with so much American pride like Jerma.
@Mr_Spaghetti3 жыл бұрын
[Can read the text perfectly fine until he realizes it’s a math problem he can’t do] “UHHH I CAN’T READ IT, IT’S BLURRY! I’M AMERICAN!!”
@chuckbatmangaming3 жыл бұрын
The "1 + 1/1" question was actually kind of hard to read, especially with only three seconds to answer
@crab62033 жыл бұрын
@Brokkr the answer is 2 either way so it doesnt really matter
@theonlybilge3 жыл бұрын
@Brokkr it makes sense without brackets though
@beanbot2633 жыл бұрын
if i was a make a wish kid i would ask for jerma to be my server at cheese cake factory
@0xcc32sys_err43 жыл бұрын
my good friend Radium can make that happen...
@Hugsloth3 жыл бұрын
it would be like that simpsons episode where Moe turns his bar into a family restaurant.
@SirArthurTheGreat3 жыл бұрын
@@Hugsloth Jerma better put the fries basket on his head and wait while you eat them
@bobby_bretwalda3 жыл бұрын
I feel like Jerma is the kind of guy who would actually do it.
@Hidden41252 жыл бұрын
Jerma also used to be a substitute teacher
@Catspoken3 жыл бұрын
“i’m Jeremy and i’m going to be dealing with you today” is a threat unlike any other
@ImWeirdAndILikeIt3 жыл бұрын
The best part is he says “i’m GOING to be Jeremy”, as if he wasn’t previously
@joguerra21753 жыл бұрын
3:46 “Im an American. When they start asking me about like 10000 milliliters I’m gonna get it wrong” Next question: is about the U.S. Jerma: *gets it wrong anyway*
@bigbabado82963 жыл бұрын
"What is it, Michigan"
@Chappens3 жыл бұрын
If he’s not pretending I will cry.
@PaintraSeaPea3 жыл бұрын
13:42 i love how offended jerma sounded that this chat member didnt know he was a waiter considering the fact that this was a complete lie. Why did he IMMEDIATELY feel the need to lie about being a waiter?
@ImWeirdAndILikeIt3 жыл бұрын
Sociopathy
@Emperor_Pigeon3 жыл бұрын
Jeremy "Sus Guy" Elbertson cannot convert the metric system into his Burgerboy per baseball field system
@erfaniom95763 жыл бұрын
NA education
@juicejooos3 жыл бұрын
Especially when the name of the units directly tell you what you should do
@IHateNumbersOnNames3 жыл бұрын
one fingernail is about 3 cm from root to tip, if its nicely trimmed. If you let them grow, they can go up to five centimetres. If you're a fucking barbarian, they can be anywhere from 6 to 100
@258thHiGuy3 жыл бұрын
Burgah boy per baseball
@Mutantvine3 жыл бұрын
Jerma reacts to the back massage mini game like he's 12 and his parents are in the room
@saucysix68633 жыл бұрын
You’re 12
@ChuckNorrizHIM3 жыл бұрын
@@saucysix6863 *We’re 12**
@RedFriendGuy3 жыл бұрын
@NobodySuspiciousHere we'ren't?
@Artur_without_the_H2 жыл бұрын
@@RedFriendGuy your'ent
@benjamingiddens67582 жыл бұрын
And what pisses me off the most is that he seemingly didn't actually know how to play it
@juicejumper3 жыл бұрын
Imagine serving someone and then their kid goes “Hey it’s the sus face guy!”
@TheLateLordKardok3 жыл бұрын
Local Waiter STRANGLES Small Child
@IOSIRIS3 жыл бұрын
Hey did you guys hear about the guy who STRANGLED a kid LIVE ON STREAM?
@spoopyscaryskelebones38463 жыл бұрын
Proud moment
@TheDaviestDave3 жыл бұрын
I don't think anybody could recognize this man's face with all of the photoshopping it's been through
@LSClubhouse3 жыл бұрын
TheDaviestDave yeah things haven’t been the same since all the photoshopping took its toll on Jerma’s body and he had to start using VirtualJerma for on-cam streams
@bakachiito40283 жыл бұрын
1:11 Objectively one of the most underrated jokes he's made
@auto144p63 жыл бұрын
caught this on my 2nd or 3rd viewing of him playing this game. so good.
@RestitutorEuropa3 жыл бұрын
I still don’t get it
@auto144p63 жыл бұрын
@@RestitutorEuropa nothing too deep i just find it hilarious. comcast is notoriously shit and their customer support even moreso.
@cellophanezebra46633 жыл бұрын
Made me laugh way too hard
@Crowyth3 жыл бұрын
The math problems just kept escalating. When the trigonometry question appeared at 4:44 I couldn't stop laughing.
@RestitutorEuropa3 жыл бұрын
And then it went to a super easy addition question and he still got it wrong.
@tigertoxins5843 жыл бұрын
@@RestitutorEuropa He had like 3 seconds
@swineflu65233 жыл бұрын
mathematic deficient streamer PLUNGES from the Teeny Tiny Tokyo Tower during brazen police chase after ADMITTING he doesn't pay taxes
@Blap73 жыл бұрын
this sent me
@rodanfanfuku21123 жыл бұрын
@@Blap7 sent you where?
@MetalMercutio3 жыл бұрын
@@rodanfanfuku2112 Tokyo. They’re planning a vacation.
@copyrightstrike46663 жыл бұрын
@@rodanfanfuku2112 to the shadow realm, Jermbo
@auto144p63 жыл бұрын
@@MetalMercutio yeah i heard you can literally outrun the taxes there
@jbezoarjr52693 жыл бұрын
Dude, I think one of my new favorite Jerma moments has to be just watching him lose his mind with fear while there is a woman moning on screen as the America’s Funniest Videos and Stranger Things themes play in the background
@cortisonesss3 жыл бұрын
When was this??
@jbezoarjr52693 жыл бұрын
@@cortisonesss did you watch the video
@Guymanbot973 жыл бұрын
Never thought I would see sex happen to the Americas Funniest Home Videos theme.
@sofa50113 жыл бұрын
the way jerma reacts to anything with a sexual connotation is so fucking funny. he simply just breaks down
@sycamorph3 жыл бұрын
It's incredible how many times I've seen this footage. Being subscribed to several Jerma highlight channels is a curse.
@auto144p63 жыл бұрын
the best kind of curse. i literally watch jerma content more than i sleep..... thats dope
@auto144p63 жыл бұрын
having that weird deja vu moment is always kinda funky though lolol
@Cloakingpower3 жыл бұрын
Friendship ended with grandpa Friendship started with grandma
@lordomega99593 жыл бұрын
Chris Chan moment
@auto144p63 жыл бұрын
@@lordomega9959 LMAO STOP
@funiboi57923 жыл бұрын
15:12 That reminds me of the first time i saw Jerma in real life, let me tell you, funny little guy he is
@chasemorr41103 жыл бұрын
Blasting AFV while controlling a man to have an affair on his wife on a Ferris wheel is the craziest combination since bread and butter.
@Aysentaro3 жыл бұрын
"Is 1 cm 10 milimeter, NO what" Jerma is a proud american
@mauriceanderson54133 жыл бұрын
He would be glad to know he is around 100cm I guess
@BranchIfNotEqual3 жыл бұрын
It said "milliliter" anyways
@coralanturn3 жыл бұрын
@@BranchIfNotEqual I didn’t catch that when watching the first time
@gabeh18393 жыл бұрын
@@BranchIfNotEqual nih
@DONKINDONUTS3 жыл бұрын
Jerma is the only person talented (and unhinged) enough to bring out, like, 20 voices for a game lmfao
@fredflintstonefan393 жыл бұрын
20 voices and theyre all bernie sanders
@runlock53033 жыл бұрын
i remember having a sleep paralysis episode while jerma did the AFV bit
@gilbertfry55393 жыл бұрын
Not being able to move and only hearing jerma's voice sounds terrifying
@pickypath2463 жыл бұрын
I'm so sorry...
@nschreiner223 жыл бұрын
Y O U D I R T Y O L D M A N
@Grgrqr3 жыл бұрын
8:07 Jerma continues to laugh at car crashes
@aka_miso3 жыл бұрын
Real tragedy
@нико-р2х3 жыл бұрын
Only such a twisted and disturbed person would laugh at this type of tragedies...
@BrochachoTheBro3 жыл бұрын
He said he was laughing at a comment that ready "what's with the AFV music"
@rainphee3 жыл бұрын
if i had gotten in an accident and the emt’s started asking me algebra questions i’d just beg for them to let me bleed out instead
@Grgrqr3 жыл бұрын
Jerma and Japan is an unbeatable combo
@Brian-qg2qw3 жыл бұрын
Jerpan
@narablackcat27893 жыл бұрын
Couldn't hit the like fast enough on this one, I love his reactions to Japanese games
@awesometris9993 жыл бұрын
So this is what jerma meant when he said he goes to the doctor a lot
@allsome1o13 жыл бұрын
STREAMER FINDS IT "IMPOSSIBLE" TO PLEASE A WOMAN
@pee89163 жыл бұрын
I like how he says he can't answer the kilometre question because he is American, and then immediately gets the only American geography question wrong.
@drkilljoy68073 жыл бұрын
Just wanted to thank Jerma i know he won't see this but i can't catch the live stream and the amount of joy he has brought into my life these past few dark years is massive. During the height of covid and lockdowns this content gave something to look forward too. He showed me that no matter how bad my day got I could still have a laugh whether it be working in the rain, I get passed on the promotion again at my job, my GF at the time decides to leave me, even when a friend shared a horrific tale of a man eating an entire sleeve of Oreos followed by projectile vomiting all over his mother's bed Jerma showed me there is comedy in everything and for that THANK YOU.
@thebracc18353 жыл бұрын
Jerma has brought joy to so many of us :’)
@benshapirosgreasycock53813 жыл бұрын
13:40 Jerma has never played Deus Ex evidently. He should.
@Zorro91293 жыл бұрын
I think he would unironically enjoy it.
@TheSoulHarvester3 жыл бұрын
@@Zorro9129 I think chat would ensure he didn't.
@CaptainDiqhedd3 жыл бұрын
ah my favorite game, with the DUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY guy
@robotz21293 жыл бұрын
I truly think that jerma lives in a sort of vacuum for forgotten games, like when sear ton games get forgotten they just end up in jermas room Only few popular games end up in his apartment because of some sort of paradoxical circumstances
@dinonatorful3 жыл бұрын
Now this is cringe
@SuperSmith3 жыл бұрын
So sad how this game gave him comcast flashbacks
@gab.bee1233 жыл бұрын
the way i can't tell whether or not he's serious about being a waiter or it was just so he can make a joke
@teaguenmorehead39363 жыл бұрын
the way he reacted seemed so genuine that i feel like he is
@PaintraSeaPea3 жыл бұрын
@@teaguenmorehead3936 he was questioned about this in the Letting off Steam interview last year and reacted as if he had no idea what they were talking about
@teaguenmorehead39363 жыл бұрын
@@PaintraSeaPea on one hand i’m not surprised, but on the other it would be absolutely hilarious if he was actually a waiter
@logans66193 жыл бұрын
If I were a successful twitch streamer and had empty days half the week, I think I’d get a part time job for fun
@Oujouj4263 жыл бұрын
@@logans6619 Being a waiter is definitely not a fun part-time job.
@AjixGameOver3 жыл бұрын
Is 1cm 10mm? And your answer is no? That's the whole point of the metric system!
@patata68683 жыл бұрын
He's american of course he doesn't know about the metric system they measure things with burgers per bacon
@Zorro91293 жыл бұрын
These are such astronomically large units for him that neither he nor his pet paramecium could understand it.
@50bottlesofpinklemonade3 жыл бұрын
the reindeer question is so confusing. only female reindeer have antlers in winter
@Romanticoutlaw3 жыл бұрын
huh! I learned something today
@huntercasey19952 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to be Jeremy. I'm going to be dealing with you today." This man's never waited in his life
@thelegalsystem3 жыл бұрын
4:00 its cool Jerma, no one remembers Alaska exists anyway
@mpbjacana75103 жыл бұрын
(You are sat to dinner when your waiter approaches) Waiter: *walks up to you* Waiter: "Hello-oo-o, ho, hello you two, how are ha-fthree of ya, how ya doing? ...Welcome. Yep. Welcome to the Cheesecake Factory... That'sre-thats me! Hiya, hm-I'm-uh, I'm gonna be Jeremy, I'm gonna be, gonna be 'dealing' with you today... uhhh... and! ...Lemme just tell you! We have got... quite a special today. We've got an Eggs Benedict on top of a Beef Briskruit... that.. is smothered with the best gravy we've ghot this side of the Mississippi. Welcome again, I can take care of you, but waters, a-all fthree of you?" (You can immediately tell that it's Jerma)
@ccda33242 жыл бұрын
That compact waiter is having a fucking stroke
@jamespeetz40083 жыл бұрын
7:15 confirm is spelled COMFIRM
@CrimsonOptics3 жыл бұрын
The ambulance game is even more foreign to an American because it is generally discouraged to call for one due to our shitty fucking health care.
@ccda33242 жыл бұрын
based
@SuperEffector3 жыл бұрын
Putting that Engineering degree to good work I see.
@k4rz433 жыл бұрын
*Local Streamer Fails to Please a Lady on Stream*
@footbroke3 жыл бұрын
I love that Jerma got so hysterical to the point of nearly peeing his pants because he was worried that a game rated T is going to get him banned for sexual content.
@JomasterTheSecond3 жыл бұрын
I kinda feel like Jerma's the one who _started_ the incredible crisis.
@chrxstt3 жыл бұрын
Damn I just had a dream where this guy was talking about fashion like it was food and he said something about people rocking parrot flavored pancakes as fashion accessories
@USMC49er3 жыл бұрын
I have this game on my PS1. Remember getting frustrated playing the Official Playstation Magazine demo disc of this game.
@moniquesantrifcer14473 жыл бұрын
I had the same disc. This game scared me. It had no context. Just a man getting tortured all day.
@zaboomafool1911Ай бұрын
"I'm Jeremy I'm going to be dealing with you today" that sounds so passive aggressive. Like I'm a problem he has to deal with.
@radiateddalek8423 жыл бұрын
11:56 The Giant Enemy Spider! Pew pew patapewpatatapewtatatapeeewbrrttatatabaptatabaptatabaptata
@zombiesalmon49973 жыл бұрын
Psychopath streamer brings bad luck to all who encounter him, singlehandedly DESTROYS entire office building, gets sent to hospital
@rebusn15053 жыл бұрын
And fails 3rd grade math
@mrjohnnyk3 жыл бұрын
Now I want to see the miniature tiny tokyo tower
@gazzardhazzard3 жыл бұрын
I’m frothing from the mouth
@THEDUDE329673 жыл бұрын
Local Streamer Accidentally Leaves Stream On During Intimate Moment While Watch Reruns of AFV
@jobelplayedminecraft37002 жыл бұрын
imagine being on a verge of death, and your operating paramedic starts asking you math problems to check if you are okay
@Alien408_but_real3 жыл бұрын
this seems like a fever dream that is lasting way too long
@SwaggyG_21023 жыл бұрын
YOOOOOOO! I remember seeing this game on KZbin a few years ago, however I had since forgot it's name. Thanks Jerma!
@Jaakkogaz3 жыл бұрын
imagine Jerma serving your table on a important night and he comes in with the JermaWalk and says "LLLLOGAME" at the table
@Ferromancer863 жыл бұрын
15:58 is why choosing your words is important
@TheSeabornGaming Жыл бұрын
Love how the Stranger Things theme randomly started playing
@Goldiloxz3 жыл бұрын
I've just now rememebered that Dunkey(?) did a video on this and I had no clue until now that it's a rhythm dancing game
@ctf_2fort1393 жыл бұрын
My guy jerma forgot about alaska
@UltimateOlive3 жыл бұрын
How did he get so many of those questions wrong?
@SkywardGamer13 жыл бұрын
guys come on the screen was blurry guys please
@MysteriousStrangerVA3 жыл бұрын
It’s a MASSAGE, kids. Get your minds out of the gutter.
@sanjum24753 жыл бұрын
Feb 10, 2020?!?! oh that was only like 3 days ago that's fine then
@VideoMajima3 жыл бұрын
A more innocent time, when all we had to worry about was if Jerma's career was over because he played the funny AFV theme uncomfortably loud on stream
@rasengdori133 жыл бұрын
2.6 GPA Andy
@stinkinbanana69783 жыл бұрын
Jerma cant answer questions to save his life, literally
@lemonl803 жыл бұрын
jermerica's funniest home twitch clips
@testedhawk3 жыл бұрын
Local Streamer admits he DOESN'T do his own TAXES and has been on the run from the IRS
@graces1083 жыл бұрын
I really don't know why the AFV music made me laugh that hard
@lovofofo3 жыл бұрын
Chat this stream was almost entirely UWEEEEEEEEEEEHH
@doifhg3 жыл бұрын
Insane streamer would rather be in hospital than do addition math problem
@mrpuddingpop13 жыл бұрын
A reminder that jerma lost a game show because of a math problem
@meta_blox33823 жыл бұрын
"aRe yOu tHe gUy fRoM tHe sUS fAcE mEmE?"
@2bagel_8823 жыл бұрын
Omega lol. Jerma Evades his taxes.
@lupos20003 жыл бұрын
Cut to seven months later when Tyler McVicker interviewed him and asked about working as a waiter and Jerma answered "No! I don't know where people got this from! Wait, who said I was a waiter?" I'm willing to believe that Jerma has multiple personalities and one personality doesn't remember what the other does/did.
@wangobangy81073 жыл бұрын
the stranger things theme coming on killed me
@bangoreagles9043 жыл бұрын
Jeremy not knowing basic general knowledge and then blaming the controls is a move DSP would be proud of.
@holidayseason343 жыл бұрын
7:49 settle down ok?
@goopfella13853 жыл бұрын
"how do you do your taxes? i don't" :) "someone else does them for me" :(
@budgetlifter3 жыл бұрын
the name Jerma985 implies that there are at least 984 others
@deliocache25283 жыл бұрын
Wait 'till you see jerma3000, the unstoppable man-killing machine.
@Zorro91293 жыл бұрын
This is what happened: kzbin.info/www/bejne/m5ypoHl9g9Khe5Y
@firstname_lastname35073 жыл бұрын
0:03 le funny grandma voice “wehrbevegvev”
@florencec17073 жыл бұрын
INSANE streamer BEATS students in his classroom as they DIE of blunt force trauma and lack of oxygen due to a GYAASS LEAK
@korbenjoseph32763 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced this is set in the same universe as the Rats Movie and noone can tell me otherwise
@Domebuddy3 жыл бұрын
when i played this game as a kid i couldnt get past the elevator stage.
@brandon-tb6eu3 жыл бұрын
That scene from the Simpsons that played in the beginning is better than the entire Family Guy series omegalul
@bobbibbidy45443 жыл бұрын
The medic scene made me think of a student trying to get the answers to his homework assignment so he can get into nursing school. XD
@Dschoanig2 жыл бұрын
I can't get over the funniest home videos comment
@JudasMugensson3 жыл бұрын
16:06 *GAS*
@jandro41443 жыл бұрын
This is a fever dream idek what’s happening
@partypotry3 жыл бұрын
stinky streamer refuses to change after phys ed class
@samwes95013 жыл бұрын
What in the world is this nightmare game?!?!?
@chumbert53 жыл бұрын
nothing better than jerma losing his shit to the afv theme and a ps1 game
@gilbertfry55393 жыл бұрын
UNHINGED streamer TERRORIZES japanese populace for HOURS, BLASTS AFV theme at MASSAGE PARLOUR, IMPERSONATES WAITER at cheesecake factory
@sintua3 жыл бұрын
To be fair to Jerma, I take more than 3 seconds to finish my taxes.
@bobbm13 жыл бұрын
"how am i supposed to know how tall the tower is" DUDE???? 333 CENTIMETERS??????
@bloodblade12213 жыл бұрын
8:40 only ogs remember chat literally screaming at jerma to play doom music over this part
@chuckbatmangaming3 жыл бұрын
I don't say this lightly, this may be the weirdest game Jerma has EVER played