India Wants To Use Flesh Eating Turtles To Rid The Ganges Of Decomposing Bodies (HBO)

India’s Ganges river is the main source of water for half a billion people. It’s also holy to the country’s almost 1 billion Hindus, who bathe in the river to be cleansed of their sins and believe that if a body is cremated and released into the water at Varanasi it can escape the cycle of reincarnation.
But the river’s cleansing abilities are limited by the fact that the Ganges is one of the world’s most polluted waterways: A billion gallons of raw sewage and industrial waste currently pour into it every day.
The Indian government’s most recent initiative to tackle the pollution problem, Namami Gange, was announced in 2014 and promised $3 billion in funding. So far, it has yielded very few results, and a 2017 investigation concluded that just $205 million had been spent.
Still, the government has launched some pretty outlandish plans, including breeding thousands of flesh-eating turtles to deal with the 200 tons of half-cremated, decomposing bodies that enter the river at Varanasi every year, and commissioning an official pop anthem for the river to rouse patriotic sentiment.
With a growing scandal on its hands, Narendra Modi’s government is scrambling to finish planned Ganges projects before the 2019 general elections. But environmental scientist and campaigner Rakesh Jaiswal said he hasn’t seen any change so far. “The situation is worsening, and in the last 24 years I have seen no improvement at all,” he told VICE News.
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[@AlexanderWoolnough1]

@ant Martin in what respect?!

[@ketanchipkar2413]

This video seems to be very old. Now its changed drastically by Namami Gange project. Many STP plants are running and sewage water is treated and after that its mixing with river. Anyone can google to see latest video.

[@surajshukla5799]

@@ketanchipkar2413 these people don't understand or they don't want to. Having said about the political condition of india , it is hard to get proper insight just by interviewing few guys or so called funded NGO's. Why not plan a visit properly and investigate it deeply along with government records . Mr.Nitin Gadkari , the honourable minister who is looking after the project has done so much. These things are never talked about , which is a reality!

[@jamesburress545]

🌚They simply need a filtration system. It's like a human having a Apple watch or a belt. Inventions to help one another. In order to extend the help to other bodies like water we can use technology and resources like coal which can be recycle by buring on a grill for Barbe cue then later return into the Earth safely. Look towards inventor for a solution when it comes to any water crisis. Hook the river up with a good Apple watch Lbvs. Give the rivers belts to catch waste and filter water. Historically waste was uses a way to make homes, fuel for heat, and to fertilized the dirt am I making any since? Collect, regulate, and properly dispose. Unless the place is oppress by war and money debit now the overseer get the last say and not the people unless threaten with jail it even worst death.

[@roymarius1634]

Ketan Chipkar Nothing has changed. Namami Gange was a lie, all of the money is going into corrupt bureaucratic pockets. The Indian government and media would rather lie to their people and perpetuate the laughable (And homicidally negligent) myth that the Ganges is “self-purifying”. Nothing could be further from the truth, according to Wikipedia, 1/3 of all deaths in India are attributable to waterborne illnesses annually. 80% of India’s population becomes ill or contracts disease from the Ganges.

[@RsRj-qd2cg]

With all the toxic waste, the turtles will probably become sentient, and start fighting crime and eating pizza while a rat teaches them martial arts.

[@kiwuuspurr1927]

This deserves more clout

[@Adrian-ey5xp]

Hahaha.

[@nirajsingh8830]

Not only turtle, india dolphin, crocodile and many varieties of fish live in that water, its a long river almost 1500 kilometre, some areas r dirty, rest r clean and flood clean it naturally every year.

[@kingmurda8228]

Best comment ever lol.

[@113uineo]

Teenage mutant ninja turtles

[@dahasolomon7314]

The ancient Egyptians worshipped the Nile as a deity. So they executed anyone who so much as littered there. That's what you do when you see a river as holy.

[@ouhhhbeach5812]

The way Ancient Egyptians still drank cleaner water than indians

[@dahasolomon7314]

@@ouhhhbeach5812 oh these no comparing. There wasn't the concept of toxic waste or sewage in the water.

[@dahasolomon7314]

@Zesean Muhammad Ali what? It's a blessed river in Islam. It's not holy nor is it "Godly" in anyway. You shouldn't use that term to describe anything in Islam.

[@kizilm5315]

@Zesean Muhammad Ali i didnt hear that in my studies

[@hirogochitomayto7018]

Daha Solomon Can you please provide a source for "they executed anyone who littered there" ? I couldn'd find anything

[@wordscapes5690]

My mom used to say, "In India, you bathe in the Ganges to get closer to God by shortening your life."

[@k.fr.3228]

haahahhahahaah

[@katiegeorgeripia]

I can see how it shortens your life 🤢🤮

[@bubblegum7489]

As an indian the biggest problem with all of the issues in this country is : DELUSION AND IGNORANCE.

[@bubblegum7489]

@@metalhead6526 yeah American and british accent is real goofy.

[@user-nn3xx9on7o]

It's your religion. People are brainwashed by countless of gods. This place doesnot have a god. You delusionals.

[@BasedTruthSeeker]

@@metalhead6526Funny only to the whitetrash uncultured ear 😅

[@user-od1bs4yi6m]

At least you can take accountability which is a big problem with people who love to victimize themselves they take no action to get rid of bad habits that not only affect them but lives of people around them as well

[@user-od1bs4yi6m]

I feel sorry for the children who have to suffer from this due to selfishness pride and arrogance. People have got to learn how to tend to their own well being and their families as well instead of trying to keep up with their neighbors or looking over their neighbors fence to control things they have no true power to control. Cleanliness is next to Godly. When you have a clean space for some reason your mind becomes more free.

[@Patrick.Weightman]

"This river is holy so therefore we treat it like a garbage dump" Great logic

[@randomgooglename]

Thurnis Haley they shit in it too lol

[@miraamoez8880]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@imaginarygoblin]

That's EXACTLY what I was thinking! Sheesh...

[@EdwardSManning]

amazing right? WTF

[@yeahh2085]

Don't have to quote it

[@ronakowski6717]

I'm Indian, and I am so tired of hearing this kind of logic "The river will heal itself because it is 'holy' ".... man wtf. This kind of mentality is why the country is in so much turmoil right now. Sad.

[@danim2897]

Hinduism is the problem

[@mkgaming990]

@@danim2897 Hinduism is not a problem. Problem is the mentality is still lacking her and nothing else so don't involve religion okay. If you want to criticise then criticise Islam who just does Jihadi killing innocent and Making terrorist group.

[@nyxasphyx1689]

@@mkgaming990 so rather than stopping the hate you just direct it towards another religion?? lmao this is why the world will never heal

[@elixues]

Just need to blame China. The main issue will be 'buried' this way.

[@amarshabanovikj8565]

@Anam Alia I understand him. Let him be. He’s a simple bulgarian wanna be macedonian who has lots of problems with Albanians who are muslim.

[@ToxicVaccines_HivHoax]

That woman at the end getting a handful of water and pour it in her mouth, was absolutely disgusting!! 🤮🤮

[@fewkeyfewkey5414]

u be surprised millions of people does it every day yea u heard me EVERY DAY

[@sirahmad]

lol they do it everyday and yeah no surprize they smell like a pig turd

[@geniusland8612]

Why doesn’t Indian government take any measure or approach to stop this? This is crazy! With all my respect to Indian culture and people! This is ridiculous! Young Indians need to take actions and stop it

[@bleedingpopcorn6]

Our government is far more preoccupied with empowering religious zealots and clinging onto power at the expense of democracy. It's foolish to expect them to do anything good for us unless there's some political capital in it for them

[@imayankacharya]

actually it took but failed due to lack of proper infrastructure

[@madmax7340]

Can you elaborate pls?​@@imayankacharya

[@bilalmalik4140]

Our young generation wants temple and civil war against Christian and Muslims so why would they demand for development

[@cryptoqueen7055]

Because government like all governments are corrupt and they stuff the money in their own pockets instead of doing something about it. Greed and corruption.

[@fishernate1]

🤢Lady said "feel the warmth." That's a 150 million liters of warm turds.

[@endel4385]

Lmao 😂

[@pinoyako888]

The lady at the end drinks from the dirty water yuck

[@Moughes]

Hahahhahaa

[@Mipi1991]

😵😂😂😂💣

[@UnKownBros]

😂😂😂😭

[@nicofratianno]

I love how barely anything was said about the turtles.

[@petejt]

Typical clickbait title of VICE Media.

[@jaidenarias5912]

If you want to talk/learn about God and Jesus hmu please, they both love you and can help with whatever you may be going through!

[@rebeccaspratling2865]

I'm so shook by everything else I completely forgot about the turtles. 😩

[@rebeccaspratling2865]

@@jaidenarias5912 no thank you but if you know how we can help get these people a clean water supply I'm interested in that. This is heart breaking. 😔

[@rednola9892]

I came to see decomposing bodies....

[@UnicowBoySlots]

“The River is the most polluted with human waste and dead bodies” Woman at the end: yummmm

[@JustCrazy.0_o]

lmao

[@universeslap]

Industrial waste is what scares me the most😢

[@user-vj6us1nn9q]

Their lack of shame and hygiene offends me.

[@UnknownVentures]

"If you drink the water, then it will help in improvement of your health." This guy lost all his brain cells from drinking the water.

[@urbangarden5663]

Yes he probably drank too much holy gang water... he needs to go and drink more close to sewage pipe...

[@proudmuslimah9479]

That guy was professor, would you believe it.

[@MrsPikaPikachu]

@Urban Garden, fresh and untouched 🙂

[@tko2218]

FFS.. he meant it as well.. imagine that.. Jesus lol

[@titodepinto4916]

he is a true ganga idiot.

[@cindymananzalamartinez6679]

"It cannot be said, it is to be felt" - it's called diarrhea

[@TotesMAGoats69]

Lol

[@lockheedmartin4835]

@Projal Paul Thekkanath *laughs in marijuana * surrounding drug cartels and massacres

[@gab-_-762]

Hello.. kumusta?

[@jesusfuentes9347]

🤣

[@manasseskamau5327]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@PraveenKumar-ei6qr]

The most unusual thing is river was cleanest in 2020 and way cleaner than it was 4 years ago. But the reason for it is not initiatives, just lack of use during Covid.

[@yungslack7311]

LMFAO THIS IS COPE

[@aliazgarrakib3139]

"yes yes yes yes" this man is definitely gaining something from pollution 😂

[@flightforge30]

hahahahha...

[@Dylan_Otto]

this river brings the term "holy shit" to a new level

[@darkshark9137]

damnnn son

[@harshrana5372]

Turtle 🧐

[@maori_Mcsouljah]

Lol good one mate

[@lIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI]

Lol

[@harshrana5372]

@@lIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI aah

[@wm4750]

"This river is so holy and I love it so much. This river has been around for thousands of years and it's like a grandmother to me" *shits in the river

[@am-nj7no]

nothing wrong sir... pls check what your doing with dead bodies in USa

[@ChristAcolyte]

@@am-nj7no What are you talking about? Most dead bodies in western nations are buried in coffins. Those that aren't are cremated (in a crematorium) and stored in urns.

[@swamidikshit3714]

@@ChristAcolyte ganga rivar is good for helth

[@ahmedawadh9988]

Has ur grandmother lived for thousands years?🙀

[@wm4750]

@@ahmedawadh9988 it doesn’t matter how old my grandma is: I’m still not shitting in or on her.

[@sirahmad]

6:49 wait😳🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@diactionza5864]

Dirty smelly 🤮

[@Minecraft-dx2dr]

Nasty 🤮🤢

[@sirahmad]

@Music-Wave00 oh no i can't imagine ughhh🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@like2jo4796]

Only Indian Hindus does this not Muslims or Christians.

[@shturm602]

Ironically there’s a nearby river that locals consider cursed that is pristinely clean because most people refuse to touch it

[@floorfungus4209]

lmao

[@Spacetime23]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@johnnydoe7616]

What’s it called?

[@shturm602]

@@johnnydoe7616 i dont remember anymore, read about it some time back

[@scallywag7750]

Source?

[@mohitgarg78]

As an Indian, I feel ashamed. We are definitely good at one thing: Hypocrisy.

[@eesama9883]

Yes. Most of the Indians are defensive when they are being criticized.

[@craviel7360]

Most all people are hypocrites

[@subscribetome9945]

Indians ability Naughtyti

[@abhishekchaudhary2613]

exactly dude

[@arindambarthakur]

And don't forget our perfection in fake-nationalism.

[@TomWaldgeist]

when they treat one of their most sacred places like that, I don’t want to know how they treat everything else.

[@LiilyN11]

But like how can a sane human being see that super polluted river and wants to get near it ? Or even drink from it ? Doesn’t your self respect kick in ? Or your survival instinct ? Omg I just cannot understand how can someone just think this is fine to do 💀

[@indiancowpeedrinker9241]

This why indiens smell terrible

[@RickyVis]

Because it heals your body by giving you such insane diarrhea that it flushes out all the toxins within minutes.

[@you-5-iver804]

Hinduism is a cult

[@pranavk1954]

Saar welcome to fucking india 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cococock2418]

Religion is a helluva drug.

[@4y564]

They treat their "goddess" like a garbage disposal. Neat.

[@sussykanyeballs176]

Indeed. But some people in my opinion don't have any other alternative for waste disposal. Blame the goverment¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@orangetee5]

Treat all women the same way too

[@4y564]

@@orangetee5 LOL

[@urchhyy1253]

@@orangetee5 lmao

[@zackybartowski]

Lmao

[@joshuamercado4637]

So youre telling me that a multi billion dollar cleaning project is headed by one of the men who said "The water will heal itself."

[@Grav1ty1337]

Yeah that country is one big joke :D

[@mordecai8707]

That money probably got redirected into their pockets instead

[@joshuamercado4637]

@@mordecai8707 Yes. And the way he does that indian neck sideway movement thingy while saying "yes yes yes yes" just fcking ticks me. Its like he's so happy after stealing money.

[@MrJestervoodoo]

You just gotta believe haha

[@wildway888]

uhmmm yeah . the Top THEif 💅🏾

[@carbon2574]

A whole country in denial

[@jitedurmu5564]

There are 300 million gods and there is not a single God of Cleansing.🤣🤣

[@RR-pc7yv]

There are no 300 million Gods.

[@animemoments7777]

Even my toilet water looks much more holy than that river water...

[@mira2412]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 not to be disrespectful but yeah

[@daffaxvi]

Lol

[@arthurdanielles4784]

😶👀🙄🤣🤣

[@nostalgicgirrl6053]

lmao if you were in India, you’d be called anti-Hindu. We have our own brand of social justice warriors here 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@nostalgicgirrl6053]

@Rajni Bisht excuse me? I didn’t say anything controversial on religion. I’m pointing out the truth. Do you even know the meaning of social justice warriors? There are people in India who are so obsessed with religion, that every issue is anti Hindu to them. These people don’t see logic. A whole river can’t simply “heal” due to your faith. It’s basic science. People throw dead bodies and bathe in ganga, deposit their dead skin cells and a million other germs. I guess you’re one of the hateful SJWs from India. Try to be more respectful to people online.

[@xbhigyxn]

"i love ganga" *shits inside the river

[@gdi9320]

Hahahaha

[@swamidikshit3714]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bJvUi3x7m8aAh5Y

[@As5Hat]

Then proceeds to drink it making all the viewers vomit

[@hellolastname9556]

Well there are so many who live there

[@piderpark6547]

I actually laughed out loud

[@masteroogway5832]

India is officially a 4th world country

[@whiteeyedsh4rk697]

3:16 Huge props to whoever filmed that

[@tuts351]

I don't think the turtles will be able to stay alive in that toxic water.

[@ibobeko4309]

They will die in minutes...

[@zeliang5101]

Their is no such think done

[@MrYoyo374]

rip

[@alexrodriguez5577]

You'd be surprised

[@sopek1427]

I laughed soo hard my stomach had diarrhea

[@hahahaha4245]

"You can feel the warmth it is providing us" Yeah all that piss must be warm...

[@brkenrice]

LOL, WARMTH OF SHITS HEATING UP.

[@hennessry6987]

@@brkenrice LMAOAOAOOAO

[@arfanawesomemusic2147]

Lol u made my day 🤣🤣🤣

[@mikelantern148]

😆😆😆

[@pajeetc6920]

Haha Haha shut up its tasty 😋

[@petervallario6186]

"It is not meant to be said, it is meant to be felt." They'll definitely feel it as dysentery and every other parasite rips through their body

[@robjulianmaghinang6406]

See how the professor says “Yes, yes, yes, yes” while talking nonsense while the journalist is still speaking? That’s how they talk to customer service representatives: rude, annoying, and plain abusive.

[@jiojimenez4867]

I don’t think those turtles wants to be a part of that river 😂 lol

[@boomboomsavage4454]

It's Turtle Time! Oh shit! Nevermind..

[@sanfrancisco9661]

Guess a little turtle poop can't hurt that water.

[@justjeremy441]

@@boomboomsavage4454 lmao

[@donishagrenardo488]

I shit you not 🤣🤣🤣

[@Kusunoky]

I do guess is so contaminated that after the turtles spend a month, the only thing left from the turtle is the shell. Lol

[@jessereading8973]

Imagine drinking shit water because you think it’s magical.

[@singert66]

Imagine being religious

[@arafakil8170]

@@singert66 Imagine being. Damn

[@Ridi_MB]

@@arafakil8170 Imagine.

[@xXTopGXx]

Imagine all the people

[@henrylim9370]

@@Ridi_MB Imagi

[@jieliu8088]

Yes yes yes… one hundred percent. You know what’s we Chinese admire most about Indian? Their confidence,although hard to figure out where their confidence from. Lol

[@maqsoodakram7916]

Exactly,they be living in india and think they can look down on others,like tf,look in the mirror.

[@NeostormXLMAX]

The pajeeets and their hypocrisy, likely learned from their british masters

[@ajoramirez2083]

Even turtles will say no to that

[@surialpaca6542]

"This river is holy. Let's dump our trash, dead, and feces here!"

[@Angela-po7cr]

JAPAN NOW HAS A MIRACLE INVENTION TO SAVE YOU IN INDIA, THEY ARE SO BEAUTIFUL AND COULD CLEAN YOUR BEACHES

[@moundain4220]

Actually it was only to dumb ashes of dead bodies but here we are ......

[@hardmcshaft5665]

They should bottle it up and sell it as holy water.. gd way of controlling the world's population

[@younghove01]

They're living in denial!!!!

[@TheAlienFleet]

@@younghove01 no, they’re living in the Ganges. Denial is in Egypt.

[@juditdias7641]

Feaces, urine, corpses, sewage chemicals, trash, ashes... Only the Devil can cook that soup.

[@eddiew2325]

The devil wears Prada

[@jointheparty8024]

Thats the recipe for pollution soup! It tastes like rotten food.

[@_MrLee]

Just imagine if a fire hit the water

[@blanca5050]

Smells like india

[@matthewnavarro6150]

@cm. CG i know what you meant by this

[@Rajusharmal]

😢as indian im very proud bcuz they are showing beautiful india culture to foreigner tourist,jai hind 🇮🇳💪😎😍🤗

[@gangadrinker]

I also think western countries should have designated shitting streets and designated shitting beaches so they can enjoy our beautiful culture saar! 😍😋😋🥰🥰

[@OblivionZXZ]

Proud to be Indian Vegetarian Hindu sirs 🇮🇷🙏🤏😭

[@Whatsindabusches]

Your culture is pollution!!

[@tossapixeltoyournoelle]

“To experience its warmth” Ma’am.. that’s not the river..

[@ragurajan7567]

Bhahahaha

[@dankroonie]

She meant warmth from the poo

[@paradinight0396]

"hmm yes...freshhhh "

[@dulajohnstone5704]

Yep it's the warm decomposing human flesh and faeces

[@talion7268]

6:18

[@alvinyu5387]

“Feel its warmth…” I think that’s called radioactive decay.

[@Ahmadabdal_]

Or even better.....its just piss....

[@dr.dikdeepbaljeep3641]

@@Ahmadabdal_ sir this racism must be met with right’s punsihment . stop right no

[@psychomantis7635]

L I died because of you ;(

[@stevendefehr4393]

Sai Baba message of hope Tokoh Spritual Sai Baba Tutup Usia

[@arunroy9997]

@@dr.dikdeepbaljeep3641 that's India work....u people insult muslims..... insult my nation omna and know ur getting karma

[@namanme2643]

1 trillion years old relizion sarrrrr best sarrrr blessing sarrr

[@redrottenmanguyperson9954]

Oldest religion and pisstory in the universe sarr pleaz dapport sarr

[@beetlebg3759]

@@redrottenmanguyperson9954Oh cry me a river

[@beetlebg3759]

Cry much?

[@Wowyouexist1234]

i legit seen one make a short about hinduism being 199008691 years old

[@beetlebg3759]

@@Wowyouexist1234 Okay and?

[@stanwang64]

I'm from Ladakh India and at my place, we believe river, mountains basically nature is an oracle that brings luck and protects us from harm that's why we believe the river should be crystal clear and should not be polluted, and from childhood, we are being told by our parents if you pollute the river and environment then it's like you are damaging and harming the oracle. The one whole who protects us from all the harm that's why till date Ladakh is non-polluted as compared to the rest of India

[@cringe1660]

Not only ladakh but any river in any mountainous region is comparatively cleaner than in the plains where industrial waste is being dumped

[@kathyladores13]

Ooooh. Ladakh is one of the places shown in three idiots, is that correct??

[@cringe1660]

@@kathyladores13 yes

[@Xontor23]

I like the message. But the problem that comes with that message, is because ywe focus on 'don't pollute', you forget to ask 'how do we pollute?' India is still recovering from years of oppression by the west, so to put the blame on India for polluting would be half minded. As they are doing their best despite the situation they've been put in. Doesn't help that regardless of where you are, power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely

[@stanwang64]

@@andreim5973 good luck with your Jesus teachings but ik talking about Buddhism not hinduism

[@xsailor85]

The river is so polluted that the turtles will be poisoned & die.

[@2002william]

I've been to India and apparently people hunted the turtles and ate them

[@lizzettehernandez86]

@@2002william you can huunt and eat turtles in usa i dont see why your only saying in india

[@Cloudy-ni4uo]

@@lizzettehernandez86 because the vid is about india duh

[@angex77744]

The government should release Piranhas towards these people who pollutes the river.

[@citavalo]

Lizzette Hernandez Because we’re talking about the turtles that were mentioned in the video, in INDIA?

[@markoap91]

When you inhale a massive turd straight into your lungs: "It cannot be said, it is to be felt".

[@KwakaRallye88]

haha. good one

[@roronoazoro4728]

😂😂😂

[@BlaGniJaY]

ahaha she got trippy.

[@suhelsheth4621]

ROFL... I'M DEAD

[@rozario3264]

😂😂...

[@lordofsmgs]

"this river is holy and sacred.. lets dump all our waste into it"

[@drBulky]

*"You can feel the warmth in gangga river"* Yes lady, that's a freshly human feces

[@arnoldhernandez1910]

Oh no that’s just my decomposing sister. You’re fine. :)

[@Cyanide_Mallika]

I laughed wayyy too hard at this

[@boobizarro6456]

And human ashes...

[@zachall101]

Lol that or radiation ☢️ 🤪😂

[@rockylucifer6720]

@@arnoldhernandez1910 no no that's just my 53 family members:)

[@focusezz6947]

"Dilution is the solution of pollution." No, sir, you're just delusional.

[@maixe13]

I think he drank too much “Holy water”...

[@ankityogajbiswal3888]

@@maixe13 Have u studied Environmental Engineering? I guess no

[@caltech8659]

(Wobbling head) Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

[@Relic142]

And hes in charge of the clean up project!!!!!!!

[@lion2535]

Bro logic at its finest

[@yoni-in-BHAM]

The land of India and it's people are beautiful. The Holy Ganga should reflect that beauty. 💖

[@karimyassine5932]

hehehehe

[@user-vj6us1nn9q]

HA, HAHAHAHA SAAR

[@user-jj6dq1kx7j]

🤣😭🤣😂😂🤣😄😂😁🤣😆🤣😭😭😄🤩😄🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😭😃😄🤣🤣😁😭😄😭😭😄🤣😄🤣😁🤣😁😭😁😂😂😁😂😁😭😭😄😭😃😭😃😭😭😃😭😭😭😭🤣😁😂😁🤣😁🤣😭😁😭😭😄😭😄😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺😘🥺😁🤣🤩😘🥳😘😭😘😭😭😁😭😘😭😁😭😁🤣🥳😁😭😁😭😁😭😁😭😘😭😭😘😂😘😂😘😂

[@cher8005]

I noticed that she said she loved the river so much she could go into it right now, but then never actually went into it. Would you? The magical thinking that goes into this level of denialism is mind-boggling. So when the locals start growing two heads from the drinking water at least they'll be able to say both heads are blessed.

[@acyllia5311]

I mean I don’t know. Even drinking my toilet water seems more safer than this crap, one is shittier than the other.

[@geneyso1595]

Yes it is because the water in ur toilet is actually filtered

[@niranjandesai6766]

@@geneyso1595 true

[@X_Finance]

then Go ahead.... drink toilet water 😂😂😂

[@anjasalby]

@@X_Finance r/whooosh

[@X_Finance]

@@anjasalby what's that..?

[@rimsharani886]

I literally gagged when the lady DRANK the water at the end🤢🤮🤮

[@papiaqualips9503]

I couldn't believe it jfc

[@codyantrim8700]

Yea that was crazy 😳.

[@AbdulKhan-yc2re]

same

[@layzy24]

Bruhhhhh!!!! Noo!!!

[@tayshiying5652]

SAME

[@ericlondon2663]

Peak of civilization?! When you have a dead body problem in your "Holy" river I seriously have doubts.

[@nightsphenom7122]

Those turtles would die in that river......

[@sniffer2853]

They'll suffocate before they even get In

[@Imran-yr6qh]

@Ashley Harver high sanity? think you meant salinity. Yes to some extent, some are adapted but many would die from toxins and hazardous waste

[@Erik-dw5sn]

Lmao só true

[@talion7268]

6:18

[@Imran-yr6qh]

@LanceS they dont dive in the water do they

[@linahh.2020]

I misread the title and thought they were gonna use flesh eating turtles to kill gangs. I was imagining some ninja turtle type of shit.

[@keeponpainting]

If only lol

[@Basuko_Smoker]

Well, this is some other type of shit

[@jpat1944]

u made me like ppl again

[@frgwyn3760]

Linah H. Ikr I saw this vid after the vid of lil pump getting arrested for like the bag thing

[@youngforever1445]

lol. This comment made me laugh more than I should have.

[@MegaloNaa]

When she drunk the water at the end they made my stomach turn upside down! 😮

[@darthvaderibioles]

0:56 yeah felt at hospital later 😂

[@anchorbait6662]

Flesh eating turtles, what could possibly go wrong.

[@dalirfarzan1694]

Not to mention the pollution and waste they'll be swimming in. Just imagine -- Teenage Mutant Flesh Eating Turtles!

[@anchorbait6662]

@@dalirfarzan1694 hahaha that's pretty fucking good.

[@Ixe2077]

Finally, Elon's FLAMETHROWERS are going to be used in COMBAT!

[@FlaMan991]

they could become ninja

[@carcionpetto]

@@dalirfarzan1694 we should train them into destroying t-series

[@ladboii2901]

"It cannot be said, it is to be felt" She's not wrong tho, diarrhea, leptospirosis and even death is felt

[@syfqx9012]

I felt my tummy ache

[@bins1]

This should be the top comment xD

[@kochmuncher4471]

Lol

[@letapisrouge9250]

LMAO she called it beatufil too... WTF is actually wrong with these people...

[@australium7374]

You can feel anything if your dumb enough, including salmonella, dysentery, diseases that are transported via cell to cell, all of that great stuff you wanna bring to life

[@dianamanninen9804]

Clean up projects should include removal of solid wastes from the banks of the Gangas River. Remove plastics and other obvious garbage. Also, perhaps consider creating a restricted range in which the water is aerated with tiny bubbles of air. Aeration improves pollution load tolerance in aquariums.

[@SigmaRankers]

As an 🇮🇳✝️ from Mumbai, I literally couldn't be more ashamed of this.

[@OblivionZXZ]

As an Ligma Atheist I agree.

[@RAWspy007]

Tbh NE rivers r safe bcoz we don't do f!lthy practices like throwing idols in river . But Biharis hv started to increase here so they r k!lling our rivers with thier d!sgusting chath puja

[@bezagebremedhine5102]

Respect from Ethiopia

[@StreakyBaconMan]

"so we can still dump sewage into it, and toxic waste-" "yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!" How is that guy a real person?

[@johanneswohler5476]

Plot twist, he's the turtle

[@ariah7686]

🤭🤭🤭

[@arnoldhernandez1910]

The disease got to his brain

[@hinata5736]

No, that’s not the problem here ! The problem is: This stupid person is a Professor 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@Kat-fr4si]

No wonder the program never worked ,

[@bread-15]

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." - George Carlin

[@migs7220]

Dilution is the Solution of Pollution! Sing with me now!!

[@Rhapbus1]

"People who quote comedians for philosophy are fucking idiots" - Abraham Lincoln

[@brendanpowell6043]

@@Rhapbus1 people that judge words purely on who has said them has not listened or learned

[@fleurdelacour1238]

@communist person no they're talking about the obsessed religion worshipers homophobe

[@f12736]

@@migs7220 Great 😂😂

[@bird4816]

You couldn't pay me enough to go into that river

[@stamanakert06]

5:48 this is what happens when you drink water from that river, it not just make you sick, it also make you stupid

[@r.sebottendorf1146]

really he is. a lot.

[@stonedsquatch4205]

This river is very holy I love it so much... Please excuse me while I go shit in it

[@MaryJane-en8eh]

Something tells me that if this river is as holy as they claim it is, God is going to be VERY ANGRY, at the way it's being treated... Over here we hide our messes better..

[@carlitoapache6233]

Stonedsquatch 420 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂

[@fortifyjoy]

it's holy shit

[@TheRealtruthMLM]

Rotfl😂😂😂

[@rituparnadas1023]

holy shit bule😂😂

[@youtuberxyz3510]

I remember reading a quote in a Hindu scripture which explains how people who go to hell will be forced to drink water from a river full of dead bodies, blood, human urine and feaces, etc. They will also be forced to jump inside that river. This video makes me think that hell is in fact an ignorant mind.

[@anastasia2788]

youtuber xyz dammm thats deep

[@mosharafkhan3027]

Poetic

[@bigeman]

How ironic

[@alyanmemon4614]

So that means that india is hell

[@RayZin]

India=Hell

[@LovelyLoves870]

My India superpower

[@talmudic_jew]

Super shiter

[@Wowyouexist1234]

​@@talmudic_jewsuperpooper

[@kavikowlessar6592]

Floating rafts filled with aquatic plants at multiple points on the river can act as a natural filter. This can help a lot.

[@ravikiran5296]

All these turtles either die because of chemical toxic waste or they will mutate to become holy ganga's Ninja turtles... #tmnt #teenagemutantninjaturtles😂😂😎😎

[@Andy-hz2ef]

ravi kiran lmao

[@junjungatbos3548]

Lmfao..ur a fool for that one🤣😂😄😅💩✌👍

[@andreinamontes5352]

ravi kiran hahahaha omg 🤣

[@markq6350]

Bruh i'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂

[@zully8977]

holy ninja turtles😂😂😂

[@JayW-um9rm]

I can literally smell it through my screen

[@bolotautau685]

It could be your fingers

[@alanwayne7643]

@@bolotautau685 or your mom

[@entertainmentisthegoal4000]

When did you take a shower?

[@xboxgamerr3660]

Easy Tutorials Easy answer, he didn’t lol

[@djdplayz2392]

Yeah it might be your 5 year not showered self ..

[@franke8567]

Bro what is wrong with this people….

[@Intellectual_fascist]

Answer: Hinduism

[@j_shelby_damnwird]

"Holy polluted rivers, Batman!"

[@kaquali566]

"Dilution is the solution to pollution" Man is spitting out bars... 🤣🤣

[@joeparrigen4982]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chainmbl4257]

🔥🔥

[@zandilenxumalo5506]

😂😂😂😂

[@CasperzWay]

man like B.D. Tripathi ya na

[@fahsibosithole5387]

Kwalley's Vlog 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@juantamad6576]

3Billion$ budget and only 205M$ spent, corruption is everwhere.

[@Ambigious]

Juan Tamad And they didnt even do anything with the 250M$

[@cheddarcheez4119]

That professors mind is corrupt

[@yoeleumpmp2852]

U should've seen how filipino government officials rob the people's money without shame. The money stolen vs. the budget and you'll be shock how talented this shitty officials are.

[@ashenone3050]

Joy Manangan im sorry to hear that, same happens in my country but not as much money at once like on India

[@dontreadmypicture7646]

@The Flash that is why they need to clean not just the river but also its surroundings and discipline the People. India is far richer than the Philippines but our government managed to save boracay--which is a major tourist destination, manila bay, and Pasig river. You know everything us possible with proper coordination of the local governments and the communities. The president even closed boracay for rehabilitation purposes. They removed the permits of those illegally dumping waste water to the sea whether company or private entity.

[@Ggswjn]

“Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes”, I’m on the next flight home 💀 there’s no saving that man

[@drae6690]

“Dilution is the solution to pollution” juss cuz it rhymes doesn’t mean it works lol

[@trevorsmith7272]

In his mind rhyming is magic lol

[@jiffil]

they are doing it, diluting with ocean. all of sudden, india's pollution is everyone's pollution :)

[@arifariff8640]

6:17 yes yes yes yes yes

[@cuac5869]

@@jiffil LMAO proven

[@alexkhosho9888]

Lmfaooo I was Gone after this Quote 💀

[@donnaleyg.2025]

It’s so sacred and holy but ya’ll bathing and shitting in the river. How does that even make sense????

[@koek1122]

think this into account: most are poor. They don't have general knowledge about the sewage etc. they only care about getting through the day. showering in holy water.. seems normal. you would do it to if you believed certain waters were holy, BUT... the government doesn't give a rat's *ss.. they dont do sh*t about pollution.. they let cities rot and go to hell, and the only reason people don't rage and go wild, is because of their believes... they think god will guide them into better times.. that river is holy for many, yet they have no idea what happens with that water..

[@harrapanman621]

@فهمي كتاني people think that if they swim in it their sins will be washed its just their hypocrisy they don't care about the river its just their greed about sins and bullshit i am indian i hate those uneducated people. but its surely govt fault also

[@harrapanman621]

Gotta study I'll of my notifs bye

[@drsaki6725]

Welcome to India! We'd rather built a big statue rather than cleaning the river which is the source of water for many states.

[@pithecophagajefferyi7460]

shit on river becomes holy shit

[@costilla1212]

I literally closed my eyes at the end when the woman poured the river water into her mouth 🤮

[@jamesmiller8182]

I yelled out nooooo

[@dianamanninen9804]

Israel and Canada both have ideas in practice which use prepared sewage for agricultural projects. India could explore ideas about where such products can be used while respecting fears and dread about them. Prepared solud waste is probably potentially less infectious than raw sewage where people are willing to drink untreated water.

[@sunnyvangloria2084]

Israel not real saar

[@nasser8391]

If the river is holy then why would they pour shit in it?

[@l4y3zY]

India - the land of ironies 🤣

[@brightstatic1057]

Exactly!!! Why would they do that!!

[@agussururi1195]

Irony to fact holy cow but not holy river

[@July9326]

Cause holy shit thats why

[@sachinpundirspy]

It's ancient philosophy. It doesn't mean everyone following this. Lot of corrupted hindus don't care about ganga

[@user-jh3ti5xg4g]

Put in turtles in that river, then you"ll have a new breed of mutant ninja turtles and mr. Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes as master splinter.

[@ayushguruswamy6383]

This comment made me laugh out 😂😂

[@indianatheist9448]

Yes yes ye s ye sye .....

[@wickedgaming91]

I had to come back to this comment once it came up in the video and IM SCREAMING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ash_aiden]

LMAO

[@tm8559]

“Dilution is solution of pollution”! 🤣

[@johnflorentino7501]

After watching docs like this you realize that Thanos is really not crazy, makes me wanna cheer for him whenever I re-watch endgame.

[@gagsjjmomom9014]

😂😂😂😂

[@slobodanpavlovic3184]

Last scene with a women that sip Gang water into the mouth.... i was so close to puke🤮🤮🤮

[@promiscuouscrab4040]

"One of the most sacred places on earth" *Person who regards it as holy and sacred simultaneously squats down and shits in it*

[@jasonggg2431]

holy shit

[@Wade_Fucking_Wilson]

Jason Ggg lmao

[@novingeo]

And they will drink the holy shit....

[@faizyqadir286]

Hahahah your commemt made my day. Lmao Wait for some Endian for his abuse on your commet. I feel mercy. You nailed it . Hahahha

[@RajShekhar-jy2zi]

@@faizyqadir286 indians like them make me ashamed of being Indian . Most indians think its their fundamental right to throw their waste anywhere . From now , I'll try to stop anyone throwing garbage here or there . Atleast i would feel satisfied to teach some idiots

[@EM228]

bruh " i'm full of ganga" yes sis, you're full of ringworms too.

[@AwkwardYet]

tapeworms too

[@parkgimmy4225]

Body juices of dead bodies too

[@thefunnynumber4936]

And crap too

[@ricekrispyy]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gagan_sikhi]

I uploaded 2 videos regarding Ganga river pollution, you can watch if interested. Thanks

[@donpaynter1980]

There’s animals who wouldn’t drink that water, And there out living it up like it’s some holy water m

[@dianamanninen9804]

Perhaps, a safe use of sewage which has been developed for use in agriculture (as in Canada) could be used to develop a wood producing industry as seen in Japan. Japan nurtures trees that have been selected for wood production. They cut only large branches from them from the mainstem. Branches grow straight upwards. History of wood removal is tracked for each tree. Harvesting is allowed at predetermined intervals. This idea may increase available wood products in India and focus treated sewage to where risk of infecting the population is low.

[@scottfoster2487]

When your so devote to a religion you become blind to reality is clear here.

[@kunalkishore5947]

@C_137 Sanchez You got that correct.No one can do anything about this😕

[@reitasekauke5468]

Kunal Kishore Only God has a plan to save us, alll we need us Jesus Christ. Christ has called us to heal the sick, raise the dead, just as he has done and even greater works ,only he can help us

[@kunalkishore5947]

@@reitasekauke5468 I'm Hindu so though I didn't like the video I will worship to Hindu Gods but I have no offence against any other gods. I hope this gets some resolution in the future soon

[@g.m.5395]

@C_137 Sanchez , *THANK* *YOU* 👏👍👌✌️

[@cielthefangirl2876]

I love how this is a anti religious comment but there’s so many religions replies 😂

[@icjmk2890]

“It cannot be said. It is to be felt” I do believe that’s the bacterial infection in your body

[@olliephelan]

I wsa in Ganka ocne. I felt lihgtheaded and the presense of G\d. It is Gosd will taht I can no logner read or write , adn am hlaf blinde. Hoover , I am no w enlihgtened to the oness of teh Universe.

[@juntingiee2602]

@@olliephelan what brain rot does to a person

[@olliephelan]

@@juntingiee2602 brain rot is the key to spiritual relevation

[@olliephelan]

@Max I have lots of ritual Not just spi.

[@kakalimukherjee3297]

@@juntingiee2602 that's most probably a Muslim being sarcastic. Hindus and Muslims mock each other using these fake accounts all the time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I feel so good to be an atheist and out of this bloody bs

[@konnykontant]

6:44 I love G̶a̶n̶g̶a̶ Gangrene ❤

[@adastra6223]

😂😂😂😂

[@ViyabiSirathanongsil]

From now on imma use that “Yes-yes-Yes-yes-Yes” to anyone who refute my ideas hahahahah

[@Angie-es6tf]

Annie brilliant.

[@tropturd6458]

lmaoooo

[@cameronkyau]

dont forget the head tilts

[@arapimamilkbottle3076]

IS THAT A JOJOS REFRENCE

[@AIRBORNE611]

Yes yes yes yes yes, of course I have Ganga in my ganga bowl......

[@Michelle-pz1lm]

“The Ganges river is so holy it will clean itself” Ok? Then why hasn’t it done so yet? We’re waiting

[@leoornstein8739]

Their scientists said, it can't be polluted so even their smartest guys are dumb

[@leoornstein8739]

@@madarauchiha4034 thanks man

[@leprechaunbutreallyjustamidget]

It's the same as believing mecca is indestructible or magic underwear will somehow do something.

[@rwentfordable]

Religion and facts don't go together.

[@jimtekkit]

@@rwentfordable In this case, obviously not. But there's no need to diss on religion in general.

[@MrPl0xygen]

Dilution is the solution of the pollution... that still leaves polution in there...

[@Cool-ej7gn]

It’s actually Gutter ganga💩💩💩💩Gay siri haRAMi🤣🤣🤣🤣