“Indians Taking Over America” | Maz Jobrani - Pandemic Warrior

[@krishnapillai2595]

Indians are good in spelling because most Indians speak more than one language (the norm for south Indians is three to four languages).

[@adityaj950]

Nope, it's because the spelling bee kids work way too hard.

[@globalcitizenn]

Indians are not good at spelling.. Indian Americans are good at spelling. There’s a difference. Most Indians can’t even speak English.

[@rasbijalpatel310]

….and long complex words helps ! Don’t shorten your names,make others pronounce it.

[@krishnapillai2595]

@@rasbijalpatel310 😅😅👌👌

[@SelfSeeker]

True, North Indian living abroad

[@uppalapatisrinivasarao6289]

In Indian languages every pronunciation it’s own single letter,that’s reason we can write every sound perfectly

[@rairadio7119]

It's because we have a culture of getting spellings and pronunciations and mental math. Teachers deduct marks for bad spellings and bad handwriting. And the parents put in the hours.

[@mrj8940]

Not all Indian Languages, Bengali and Tamil don't have them

[@tstcikhthys]

​@@mrj8940Bengali does. Tamil technically does, since if you only write Tamil words in Tamil, the sound for letters is unique based on the phonetic context. Tamil only has issues when you try to write non-Tamil words in Tamil.

[@shree203]

It's because it's a phonetic language. Japanese is also phonetic to a degree.

[@mandeep_ekka]

​@@shree203Not sure how much phonetically still yes they do...but got to know Japanese don't have 'L' instead use 'R', like London= Rondon

[@sanjaybasu9869]

As my mom once said, if you are bad at something , they will make fun of you. And if you are good at something, someone will still make fun of you! It is about them, not you!

[@aviralgoyal942]

As an Indian, I agree. It will take atmost 6 months for any Indian to study and clear that aptitude test.

[@parnamsaini4751]

Really😂?

[@SattickDas2001]

Fr bro.​@@parnamsaini4751

[@hallsofivy128]

More than that it's quite competitive

[@arzoahmadi5821]

Hindus exposed 1-Sati is a practise where a widow is sacrificed at her husband's funeral pyre. The widow is forced to sacrifice herself by burning herself alive with her dead husband there have been cases of sati in states like Rajasthan and Madhya Pradesh. 2-Hindus worship the above godShiva's private part ( Lingam) who lives in China (Kailash) and women have to bow to this Lingam and pour milk on it while the men watch the showings with excitement and donate huge to the Uppercaste hindus and to brahmin priest. Women are also made to bow to private parts of Uppercaste brahmin sadhus of kumbmela. An insult and humiliation of womenhood that occurs daily in hinduism. GodShiva's wife Parvati's private part (Yoni) is also worshiped by men in ShivTmpls and priest collects huge money from them for this adlt service. 3-Chhaupadi in Nepal According to the tradition of chhaupadi, Hindu women in western Nepal reside in a small hut, called a Chhau Goth, for 5 days during menstruation. However, the tradition requires those menstruating for the first time to stay in the hut for at least 14 days.

[@SafeHeaven-zy8ns]

As an Indian I agree that we lack a spine. No American or European immigrate to our country but we love millions of us standing in front of their embassy.

[@MichaelScott69]

Every Indian can speak atleast 3 languages. + Whatever you learn on your own or in school. I know English, Hindi, Bengali, Odia, Marathi and Sanskrit (basic).

[@ketandakhore6687]

Here I'm who can speak Hindi, Marathi, English + local tribal language korku

[@mtarkes]

@@user-de9uc3py4d That can be said for native english speakers too.

[@geetanjalidas3417]

I know English, Hindi, Odia, Bengali, Sanskrit( basic), telugu ( basic).

[@kousik8042]

@@geetanjalidas3417 kahinki michatare chillaucha?

[@geetanjalidas3417]

@@kousik8042 ? Do u know me to make it seem I don't know

[@tusharsharma8952]

As an Indian my point is, US administration or Americans in general are not obligated to give citizenship to everybody that wants to get in. Its not some fundamental right that need to be debated. If they are limiting Legal immigrants then its perfectly okay because its their country and they can do whatever they want to. Just like in India, we can do whatever we want to do.

[@p_HoE_niX]

Bet we can't do whatever we want, west keeps dictating other's what to do and what not, most of them they are busy destabilizing countries with their democracy cart.

[@tstcikhthys]

Exactly. I try to remind people of this every time.

[@Ashu-jf8xc]

We aren't giving illegal migrants any citizenship, so why are they screaming discrimination against muslims?

[@tstcikhthys]

@@Ashu-jf8xc Ignoring the fact that your comment is entirely irrelevant to the topic of this thread, no, the US hasn't passed its own version of the CAA for Christians. And it's quite a big omission to exclude Sri Lanka, which has a history of persecution of its Hindu minorities. Everyone knows why it was done, and it actually is because it is anti-Muslim (otherwise, it would also allow the Ahmadiyyas who are a persecuted minority in Pakistan). And it's 11 _years_ to 6 _years,_ not months, but regardless: the point is not that you aren't giving immediate citizenship; it's that the law is favouring some religions over others, which is BS.

[@Ashu-jf8xc]

I just added the source of my info and youtube deleted by reply. When I tried to add it to previous one it romoved it as well.

[@shobhapai8927]

I know 6 languages since i was 3-4 yrs old. English is my 4th language still, my English is as good as native speakers. I write online on US Politics.

[@tstcikhthys]

Doesn't seem too much like it lol.

[@debarghyaroy9948]

You mean "as good as *that* of native speakers". Have a good day.

[@devnanandkulkarni4670]

Konkani, kannada, Tulu, Hindi, English, Marathi/Malayalam. Right?

[@Suresh_Kamath]

​@@devnanandkulkarni4670 That is me......

[@arbil64]

don't come here and embarass the rest of us with your crappy english after claiming great proficiency in it

[@Gauravak47136]

Indian population in America 1% , but pays 3% of taxes.

[@viv9609]

Bro it's 6% of taxes

[@mansibisht8589]

brain drain

[@WhatIsThisForAgain]

And makes how much of the income?

[@SirVonn]

​@@WhatIsThisForAgain Simple maths baby. It means the Indians in US are collectively earning 5 times more than any other earning population to be able to pay 6% of the total taxes though being only 1% of the population. Now, that's surely something like a Certificate of skills to be able to demand such a high pay package. You can pay high income tax only if you earn a high enough pay.

[@kailashupadhyay3401]

I heard it pays 6%?

[@BrattyBiker]

As an Indian, this is epic! So good man!

[@joshuajoshua8417]

Kannada Pride

[@Aman_Sharma1980]

Epic? I don't know about that dude.

[@SinghRishabh27]

Hahaha...We Indians love our Maths and English 😂

[@tutu88524]

Lol not according to stastitic indians are not that good At math lol

[@sunnyk007]

We love our STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics).

[@SinghRishabh27]

@@sunnyk007 hi sunny

[@exploreandpost6730]

Thats why we are colonise

[@Pgr-pt5ep]

True, but we Indians got our math brains from the Iranians.

[@kaysree71]

Indians did struggle in English for a loooong time. But have fairly caught up now, at the expense of their mother tongue. Now the Indian languages are going through revival too.

[@Blastizor]

Never struggled lmao, accent doesn't mean struggling.

[@triptishukla]

And despite being Indian, I'll fail the spelling test😆

[@nightmare5614]

Practice wouldn't fail you

[@rasbijalpatel310]

It’s true. Until I saw a tough first grade teacher. And that kid of mine spells better than other kids of mine. So thankful for the teachers who make efforts for their reading&spelling

[@nirajpatil2104]

Tu n Jane as pas hai Khuddar ...😂

[@Golden.Chords]

You're a disgrace 😂 ( just kidding)

[@mehtar66]

I am not so good in spelling, being an Indian. So don’t stereotype any nationality, religion or other traits. We are all individuals with gifts that in given to us from our Heavenly Father. READ PSALM 121

[@humanvoice369]

When Indians talk, their alphabets also get messed up, but when it comes to spelling, they still get it right 🤓

[@eruption423]

Indians will definitely TakeOver the world..But with respect and LOVE ❤❤

[@listeeb3266]

Good luck. Fix your slums and caste system first.

[@niftybank7]

@@listeeb3266🤣🤣🤣 average Indian hater.

[@RyukendoFan-ib1sn]

​​@@listeeb3266 stop watching western media...😏😏

[@seagreenblue4052]

​@listeeb3266 you mean there are no slums in western nations? Did you come up with Trailer Trash? I can't understand why people use nasty harsh words against another community? Jealousy is not right. Always compare yourself to someone better than you to motivate & improve yourself. Bringing down the kinder gentler society to your level only makes the world more evil.

[@Alakazam001]

​@@listeeb3266 India at present is far from rich but that was not the case before 18th century. Mughal empire and Maurya empire were the richest empires in human history. And because of high growth rate by 2047 India will be much more powerful than present china as well.

[@sadeghbamohabbatchafjiri2846]

You're a stand-up comedic genius! I'll definitely be sharing that one with others.!🤣

[@parnamsaini4751]

Like Russel Peters you mean?😂

[@kvsantappu8135]

India and Iran are really beautiful countries 🇮🇳❤🇮🇷

[@COSMEREAUDIO]

yes unfortunately current leaders of Iran are terrible

[@Muruganfreeman]

@@COSMEREAUDIOsame as India

[@gulag88]

​@@Muruganfreemannope Indian leadership made India a $1.6 trillion USD GDP to a $4.1 trillion USD GDP in 2024. While Iran became a shithole thanks to Mullahdom.

[@karthickjayaraman2090]

​​@@COSMEREAUDIO modi abd its party bjp are the worst

[@sabarinathan6554]

Dude both the countries are 🤮 and shit. Then why compare who smells better?

[@artus198]

This guy's wife is Indian !

[@flowerdeflower]

She is not not Indian.....She is an american whose ethnicity is Indian......

[@artus198]

@@flowerdeflower - be that as it may, she is indian , and he calls her Indian.

[@bluewaters2231]

n he imitates d indian accent well.

[@HoodQueen258]

@@artus198 yes but she is Indian as much as a parsi is Iranian

[@HoodQueen258]

@@flowerdeflower Indian technically not an ethnicity

[@SB-iz8sz]

Once when I was in India I met a Tibetan monk he spoke Hindi absolutely beautifully. He seemed to pronounce every letter with eloquently…

[@JS-vj6rm]

Why would you visit India? It is not a safe country for women.

[@souravmisra4080]

I hope Indian living in abroad for generations to come preserve Indian culture.

[@SelfSeeker]

Trying

[@ushadavi621]

Yes v do

[@clearvoiceful]

Just abroad. Not in abroad

[@ushadavi621]

@jersey devil preserve Indian culture in d country I was born. Abroad meaning x United State... V have Indian ori ppl leaving all over d world. V don't take over any country n make it Bharat. V r loyal to our country. V retain d Indian culture in functions, food, wedding, faith,art... Some where deep inside us d root exist.

[@ushadavi621]

@jersey devil Tats right Sweety. U got it right. One part inside us there is Indian culture n other cultures. Most of us speak many languages. Our home menus r rich with different culture dishes 😀

[@sebastian_manuells]

I was wondering some Indians won't be able to make it, simply because we've been taught British English. We spell color as colour, meter as metre & so on. Then again, others will manage by taking tuitions.

[@thespecialone5383]

Indians can just go and say to the Americans: "Go talk to your papa !"

[@p_HoE_niX]

Still that won't be marked incorrect, and people who know colour also know color, so it won't be a big issue, it's more about sentence forming and basic grammar rules and fluency.

[@tstcikhthys]

By "British English", you just mean English. The US is the only English-speaking country that spells words differently (read: incorrectly), so they're the ones in the minority.

[@aaryan_B055]

Meter nd metre r two different things. Meter is a measurement device while metre is unit length.

[@p_HoE_niX]

@@aaryan_B055 Meter is american spelling for Metre.

[@acswain6720]

Indians are perhaps rhe only community who do not try to change the country where they migrate to. You will never find a little Delhi or little Mumbai in any western country. But you will find China towns, little Tokyos, Iranian ghettos, mini Syrias wherever people of these nationalities migrate to. You couldnot live in your native country of birth so that you had to migrate to somewhere else. Why would you try to make your gracious host country as unlivable as the place you had to flee holding on to your dear life?

[@sandeep5111]

Lol we’ve got them all over Europe and America

[@user_ar6332]

@@sandeep5111 not true. where, specify.

[@SelfSeeker]

There are such area, however indian get adapted to new surroundings quickly. We also participate in general social activities as well

[@HoodQueen258]

Little India?

[@hitmanabhi007]

@@HoodQueen258 Mini Punjab you mean? That may not be defined as Indian entirelyas there will be elements of Pakistani Punjabis and Khalistanis too.

[@LOMASH29]

How can overtake Indian bro?? They are Just under 2% can it be possible?? We Indian (hindus) dint belive in crossing our limit or going beyond nation law...

[@vjwez]

You had Indian food from your Indian wife when you went back home.. she is impressed...

[@saikatghosh90]

Indians are good at spelling because our root language, Sanskrit, is the most scientific language among all. We have a whole different understanding about words and phonetics, it's embedded in us even if we don't know Sanskrit anymore.

[@Vignana_Pradarshana]

BS

[@sunilsethi2982]

​@@Vignana_Pradarshanayou are BS

[@TonyStark-mm6qy]

​@@Vignana_Pradarshana WOMP WOMP 🤣

[@Amsidkdnsls]

Bullshit!!! its because all the indian languages are spoken the way they're written therfore when it comes to english spellings yall are good but when it comes to actually speaking we all know thats a whole another story 😂😂😂😂 that funny accent never fails to crack me up !

[@TonyStark-mm6qy]

@@Amsidkdnsls Bullah Shashi Tharoor alone would destroy your entire country in english 🤣

[@prashuryaprotimboruah4928]

In India knowing 3 to 5 languages is normal😊😊😊

[@arzoahmadi5821]

Hindus exposed 1-Sati is a practise where a widow is sacrificed at her husband's funeral pyre. The widow is forced to sacrifice herself by burning herself alive with her dead husband there have been cases of sati in states like Rajasthan and Madhya Pradesh. 2-Hindus worship the above godShiva's private part ( Lingam) who lives in China (Kailash) and women have to bow to this Lingam and pour milk on it while the men watch the showings with excitement and donate huge to the Uppercaste hindus and to brahmin priest. Women are also made to bow to private parts of Uppercaste brahmin sadhus of kumbmela. An insult and humiliation of womenhood that occurs daily in hinduism. GodShiva's wife Parvati's private part (Yoni) is also worshiped by men in ShivTmpls and priest collects huge money from them for this adlt service. 3-Chhaupadi in Nepal According to the tradition of chhaupadi, Hindu women in western Nepal reside in a small hut, called a Chhau Goth, for 5 days during menstruation. However, the tradition requires those menstruating for the first time to stay in the hut for at least 14 days.

[@arzoahmadi5821]

One of them is scamming. Lol

[@Amsidkdnsls]

But they're very similar , like nine times out of ten , you might suck at grammar but your pronounciation game is gonna be unbeatable since all them use more of less same sounds

[@prashuryaprotimboruah4928]

@@arzoahmadi5821 says who??!! Whose whole country is a freakin Scam!!🤣🤣

[@prashuryaprotimboruah4928]

@@Amsidkdnsls Brother you have no idea about India! India has more than 2000 language and local dialects!!

[@Vinay_Acharya]

English is a non-phonetic language. India has more than 20 phonetic languages. Most Indians speak or atleast understand 3 to 5 vernacular languages. If you really want to see diversity, you ought to visit India.

[@SuvabrataDas-i5o]

I always tell my friends, the toughest words to pronounce are the names of the spelling Bee winners these days!

[@MyGod-1]

America was discovered thinking it was India aayway

[@GaneshRam-wx9rv]

👏

[@MG23418]

Indians(people from India) walked across from south to North in the Ice age.

[@johnybrokeit]

Aaaaaaaa, I didn't know why the malayaaliz mix their Ps and Bs. I see a connection here. There is a huge Syrian and Middle Eastern connection with their race, despite it being very subtle sometimes. Thanks for this revelation, Maz!

[@Vancouverite111]

yiu mean there are lots of Syrians in Malaysia? I guess Yemenis could be way more populated in the country many years ago.

[@arnoldschwarzenigga2268]

​@@Vancouverite111 He means Malayalam speaking people , who hail from the state of Kerala , India . Syrian Christians & Arabs had migrations & trade relations with this region from 50 A.D and before .

[@Naraharisettiraviteja]

If I have to say there are some research activities telling that People who left the coast of Malbar have started Abrahamic religions. We could have called them Saints but middle east people took them Son's of God. Hence called God's own country.

[@p_HoE_niX]

​@@NaraharisettiravitejaMost Indians states refer themselve as God's own country or Devbhumi, for ex- Uttrakhand, Himachal pradesh, Kashmir.

[@surojeetchatterji9966]

@@Vancouverite111 Kerala state of India had Syrian refugees long back.

[@mehtar66]

As an Indian, I beginning to like Thai food as it has vegetarian option with tofu.

[@workhardt2]

This is fantastic.... With Maz its always amazing.

[@xrc5540]

Legal or illegal, everyone is an immigrant there. Make no mistake.

[@Aratiii06]

But there is legal and illegal issue here. You want to jump that?

[@globalcitizenn]

That literally isn’t true.. Americans existed before the white people got here looking for India. And white people weren’t immigrants, they were invaders & colonisers. And black people didn’t come here by choice.

[@BigCulpLarge]

Fuck no

[@AbhayKumar-zw6ms]

I can speak and write three language Hindi, English and Tamil but I can speak five different languages Hindi, English, Tamil, Urdu and Bangla because English is my one of the syllabus subject, I learned Bangla from my Bengali friends,I lived five years in Tamil Nadu then I learned Tamil,Urdu learned from news channel from India and Pakistan 😅😅 and Hindi is my mother tounge...I want to learn some more languages 😅😅😅😅... Jai Hind 🙏🙏🙏🙏.

[@thekerlastory7312]

We start learn english class first. Hindi and local language start from childhood. Sanskrit class4 Other state launguage after class 12😅

[@umasubramanian2683]

😢if English is required half of the Americans will have to leave.

[@mehtar66]

You are really good. Iranians are really good as I worked with many Iranians Engineers as a coworkers or also managers and directors in highly critical engineering discipline.

[@alarcon99]

When trump was first elected, we went to a local Mexican restaurant here in the USA, and got to talking to the Mexican trumper owner, who did not speak a lick of English 😂🤯

[@arijitmondal8605]

Not just spelling. We, Indians prioritize Education.

[@moviesenthil]

I remember when I refused to take a "mandatory" English class during my first semester at a US university. The dean said my TOEFL scores were great but they want to see my proficiency. I told them to let me take the highest level English test right away, and they let me take some senior level crap test I could have blown away in 6th standard (grade) in India! I was bored, because I had studied in a very good English medium school in India, where we chewed all the British authors for breakfast, and we came out having opinions about Somerset Maugham, and Ayn Rand, and just about every USA author - pulp fiction to philosophy.

[@warlockhunt]

in india, kids learn three language in school , english is main language , hindi & Sanskrit. and then kids can opt for their local state language as well, e.g. - pujabi, marathi, gondi, bengali, gujrati etc.

[@kaustavganguli5533]

An average indian at street speaks at least 3 languages : his/her mother tongue ( mine is Bengali), hindi and english.

[@TheLibran38]

as an Indian in the US, initially I had a lot of trouble with Vs and Ws (even after 40 years, I still trip up every now and then), e.g., "Volleyball becomes Wallyball" 🙂

[@kaladwarakanath5503]

I know what you mean. Try saying Volkswagen fast 10 times. 😃

[@tejask4889]

Mention Indians in title to get views 😄

[@gotit547]

Yes

[@thepathpradarshakaatma6941]

No, his wife is Indian too....

[@abhinayashokrao1819]

Lol that Iranian English accent was perfect. 😂 I live in Richmond hill, Canada where there is a huge Iranian diaspora.

[@newlife4978]

As an indian i know german spanish russian English and hindi

[@peacockLife]

LOL.. he is probably fixing to kick all immigrants out.. maybe keep your plane tickets ready. if I was serious i would not invest in the USA anymore.. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shyammohansharma8919]

Maz is a great comedian!

[@thewokemauritian4912]

Watching from island of Mauritius 🇲🇺💕

[@TheMackirk]

Stop showing off

[@thewokemauritian4912]

@@TheMackirk showing off what? Lol

[@TheMackirk]

@@thewokemauritian4912 that you are in Mauritius

[@darshanjain5431]

Mauritius ! You might be indian 😁

[@thewokemauritian4912]

@@darshanjain5431 i am hindu.. not indian..

[@yoyomataxiu272]

Those who have seen Russel Peters, this is not even close to his shadow.

[@rameshchadrapatel3448]

Original indian blood....

[@kaypee4704]

Max is cleaner than Russel Peters…..Russel uses too many “F” bombs…..which is uncalled for…..it’s very distasteful…..

[@yoyomataxiu272]

@kaypee4704 right, Max's jokes are so clean that one keep searching for any humour. He tries to make indian jokes when he has no idea how they are.

[@drindianguru1]

How about the Bengalis with their pronunciation syndrome? and the North Indians with their huge Mother Tongue Influence.

[@p_HoE_niX]

North indians adopt easily, even in India they are migrating every state, so they won't have problem with that.

[@MichaelScott69]

Which gen if Bengalis are you talking about. I'm a 90s kid and I can speak fluent hindi. My mom's and grandpa's generation had pronounciation problems.

[@We_Defeated_Mighty_Umayyads]

We are good at studies because a father in my locality literally made his 12 year old son spend the night outside the house for scoring low in Mathematics, Science and English.

[@Golden.Chords]

Not just spelling but also English grammar 😂

[@dharmendra.singh.1985]

I mean our most recent understanding of human history and DNA is that most people around the globe are of Indian ancestry and that sanskrit is the mother of all languages. If there's any truth to that, then Indians aren't taking over, we've been there all along. A little bit of India resides in everyone.

[@annievarkey3071]

We Indians are educated,disciplined,hardworking and God fearing .that is the secret of our success.wherever we go we move with the nation and work for its progress.

[@sm1256]

Also please do something for the well being of India too. After all it is your birth place

[@MajeKiBaat-Hindi]

I can speak:- Hindi, English , Bhojpuri, Magdhi, and can understand gujrati also

[@thechroniclesofsher7118]

It’s because we invented the perfect language, Sanskrit. We can beat everyone at calculus & trigonometry because we invented those too.

[@Ash-rx5wl]

I mean, we can't beat "everyone" , Chinese are slightly better at Math than us, u gotta agree

[@Carcories]

The lowest scored of my classmates in calculus, and pretty much any classes at UW were indians lmao, try again. Before you try to denigrate that, or me, I was always in the top 3 of my classes except a random physics class I hated.

[@zianaris2150]

I enjoyed the comedy. But why does everyone thinks that US is obligated to give residency permits or citizenships to anyone who wants it. American belongs to Americans, and it is their prerogative to allow who gets into their country. I am myself an Indian immigrant to US.

[@caseyjc5]

I like your comment but you are a hypocrite by admitting that even you are an Indian who moved to America.

[@zianaris2150]

@@caseyjc5 I migrated legally. I would have gone back if I was denied entry. So, it does not make me a hypocrite.

[@hamidsince1986]

کاش‌ ویدیوهاتون حداقل زیرنویس فارسی داشت تا ما معدود ایرانیانِ دوستدار زبان مادری که علاقه‌ای به یادگیریِ زبان انگلیسی نداریم هم میتونستیم از طنز شما بهره‌مند بشیم 😊

[@sathishkumar-dt4zc]

I am south indian and speak five languages including English, now you know why we are good at spelling

[@GKartik_guru]

When you know nothing but the only skill is to make fun of others calling it stand up comedy..😅

[@albeewills]

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious🙋‍♀️😂😂

[@HoodQueen258]

Disney joke

[@karancapoor1583]

Indians often have a hard time saying “V” -“Wery wery funny”

[@Imthesaviour]

And you are from India😂

[@covidwarrior2808]

When I came to the UK in the 70s, i faced a lot of racism in east london. Now we indians, Pakistanis, africans and Easter europeans own the place. We have turned the place into a sh.t hole.😊😊😊

[@Bluenred]

No one writes 'very' with a w in India 😂 and pronunciation and spelling are two different things.

[@Bluenred]

​@@covidwarrior2808just like those brits ruined and looted and destroyed these countries first.

[@surojeetchatterji9966]

At least no one says bowel of wayar (Bottle of water) in India like English. 🤣

[@s.dilipkumarsingha6494]

To me, Indians will never take over America (US). Indians may defend and protect America, but will not take over it. Because, the secular ideology is within its blood (respecting others, every cultures, every faiths, its neighbors, environments with humble hospitality)

[@human8454]

We Indians are blessed by our holy cows 😂

[@josemelendez8549]

The guy jobrani described regardless of nationality is the type who comes to the US and enjoy civil liberties they never fought for but won't respect them for others. You see it all the time and those auditor videos

[@becd4888]

its particularly common with mexicans and people from other third world countries. illegal immigrants coming across the border and killing people

[@lucysky8378]

1:29 picturing the movie “Mean Girls” (original)

[@user-en1zc5vd6y]

Jesterday is gonna be J sterday 😅

[@GameOn68]

Yeah we can all see how lovely it is in EU after those immigrants from middle east arrived. Lets get US enriched as well.

[@AnotherAnalyst2-rh9nu]

I don't know why there is a general perception in many countries and its people that they have a right to immigrate to other countries, when in reality its should strictly based on need of host country.

[@SuperSky9]

In Sanskrit, There are 4 letters to pronunciation the word "T". 🙏 The only reason Indian accent is bad is because its spoken based on the English letters, not pronunciation. For example, the word is pronounced as "U" (you) but used as "uh" - Umbrella, unknown, unnecessary unless its "Uni" (You-nee) - Universe, Union, University. Its also why, The Indian Sookh'dhip, in the west becomes SuckhDip and written as Sukhdeep.

[@kyrgyzsanjar]

Husseins and Jose’s 😅😅😂😂

[@vishal.choudhury]

We Indians are multilingual since birth, Its must to learn atleast 3 languages.

[@madeinandhra12-rk5mw]

India is a country where even few illiterates can speak English or manage with English language = someone with a little proficiency in English ruled us between 1700 to 1900 - and this applies to most of the subcontinent. Spelling Bee - Indian parenting or closed culture parenting took it to the next level - thanks to Balu Natarajan and NSF (North South Foundation) - which made it easy for Indians. One was inspiration, and the other helped to persist

[@Carcories]

Your term of "fluently" is VERY loose, I've been to quite a few parts of India over the years, and that is a complete lie.

[@madeinandhra12-rk5mw]

@@Carcories agree it is loose and casually used - edited it -

[@RanjeethMD]

He is like Amit Tandon of India very clean jokes and imagine he is a iranian. My friend people like you make Iranians proud. I had one Iranian in my previous company most nice person. Because of hin got into bitcoin but then everyone was in it.

[@correction6231]

I'm uneducated but ican speak hindi marathi bhojpuri bangali and a little bit English

[@johnyassa1327]

Well, after consulting united SHITASTES government's STATISTICS it turned out those who were born in "merica" of Latino, Caucasian, and Black descent commit mostly VIOLENT crimes. FACT CHECK THAT🧐

[@abhijitroy6778]

Speaking in 2-3 language is very basic need to live properly in India.... 😂

[@krishnaSagar69]

Trust me Indian languages are so hard to pronounce and it doesn’t stop there. There are so many languages with so many pronunciations and dialects. Not a flex but if you wanna survive in India, you better speak more languages 😂

[@Ak-ue2yq]

Nobody wants to limit legal administration.

[@narendermakhijani9512]

They should

[@evecommonsense8013]

The best spellers lol😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣‼️‼️‼️‼️

[@agressivepandit]

i am the guy who can speak 3 languages at least hindi+english+bengali i can write english text more faster than hindi

[@Shiphy_dey]

And there's americans getting confuse over their own gender

[@robfromvan]

People from cultures where hard work, thrift, and education are valued always vote conservatively. So a lot of Indians and Chinese vote this way. People from cultures that don’t place as much emphasis on these things vote more to the left. Most immigrants are usually conservative than local born people who are more likely to vote to the left.

[@jawad1403]

I speak 4 languages fluently being an Indian. Can switch between them easily.

[@SD_003]

Lol sadly we indians don’t have a common national language and hence keep fighting amongst ourselves(hindi,telugu,tamil,kannada,bengali etc etc). Only common language we all could accept is the foreign language English. So obviously we are kinda good at it compared to other nationalities who have a single national language & for them English is what it is(a foreign language)

[@Unavailableayush]

But some over concerned people don't think so, they think if there native language not being used it means it is destroyed, vanished 😂

[@SD_003]

@@Unavailableayush brainwashed by politicians. And too dumb to reason with

[@ashwinvk4124]

What so sad about it ?

[@SD_003]

@@ashwinvk4124 its sad that it becomes an agenda to divide people. As if religion, caste, creed, color were not enough, language is another one.

[@1mikon]

I speak three Indian languages , English and Spanish.

[@henriquezeitoum]

ALL INDIAN IN THE WORLD! UNITE!! AND GO BACK TO INDIA!!!!!!!!!😂 TY

[@ritchybinoo9150]

On the spot❣️

[@emlkl1779]

Even Americans will fail that spelling test

[@sumthin5]

The best 😂

[@fragilegameplay3161]

From birth i can read and write bengali, english, hindi, now i know nepali as well

[@shivam_nagar69]

Funny most comments are from indians😂😂they all conquered the comment section as always and now debating with each other, such an indian thing.

[@tony16991]

This is the problem with comedians who focuses on race. Its a one time wonder and then everything else falls flat and mediocre. Even the great Russel Peters fell victim to it.

[@madhugaikwad942]

😂 i deport myself 😂😂😂

[@serenedove5079]

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Ok now where is my lifetime citizenship?

[@trickster_playz]

I know 6 languages…English is just one of them…😂

[@sunilsethi2982]

I can speak Punjabi, Hindi, Swahili (I used but left Kenya when I was very young) and English.

[@Carcories]

So? I am fluent in English, French, German, Dutch (I mean actually fluent in all aspects), and can manage easily reading Latin and Greek, while being able to carry on a fruitful conversation in 7 more. No important meetings, conventions, or conversations around the world are ever held in Punjabi, Hindi, or Swahili for a reason.

[@rahbarkarim671]

If English aptitude test was compulsory, a lot of Americans Would be kicked out😂 The school dropout rate reflects the freedom to live ur dream and not learn to spell.

[@aaditya4556]

"J esterday"😂😂😂

[@WALDENSOFTWARE]

"Mass Jabroni" LOL.

[@muP8085]

For all the Americans out there.. It's not Eye-ra-nian, it's "E-ra-nian" It's not A-rab, it's "Uh-rub" comment source - India