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@fzzy57394 жыл бұрын
what if we kissed.... ...on german samoa??? 😳😳😳
@sgp79314 жыл бұрын
jk jk 😂😂 unless 😏💞💓
@myDickbiG4 жыл бұрын
@@sgp7931 unless what?
@Lots174 жыл бұрын
@CobaltMusketeer nein
@Thisisstupid4274 жыл бұрын
Ja nein
@michaellacht144 жыл бұрын
The western islands of Samoa were a german colony before their independence
@dalmatiaball76874 жыл бұрын
Getting rejected - small brain Getting rejected and making a song about it - big brain
@anubs95284 жыл бұрын
Gettin rejected and making an upbeat song about it - ultra brain
@shizukajoestar6144 жыл бұрын
Getting rejected and making an upbeat song with your fellow sailors about it - legendary brain
@muhammadfadhiil59924 жыл бұрын
@@corensiagh ha ha davie504
@lilyislamey12654 жыл бұрын
Neing happy about being rejected: *E N L I G H T E N M E N T*
@crowbirdryuell4 жыл бұрын
Hmm seems Tylor Swift to me
@notdoneyet13614 жыл бұрын
Smh why do all these hot Polynesian women go for dumb chads, instead of Imperial German gentlemen gamers like me?
@Nechayev_4 жыл бұрын
Not Done Yet because who wants a nose like that?
@aethelwyrnblack49184 жыл бұрын
The virgin imperial German gentleman vs the chad husband
@matttt67724 жыл бұрын
The Virgin German Imperialist vs The Chad Samoan Warrior
@abrokenthing4704 жыл бұрын
Lol down here in the HI they married to big strong gangster Polynesian guys
@visayanmissnanny2.0764 жыл бұрын
Weil du ein Simp bist
@smashwombel4 жыл бұрын
When you get friendzoned in your own colony
@jeegunugger18714 жыл бұрын
And then u call on the bois to do u a solid ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)
@NBAI8233 жыл бұрын
When you get rejected by your child
@kirillassasin3 жыл бұрын
Northern tracks when you get rejected from Art School
@elcompagenito32503 жыл бұрын
Time to commit some atrocities then
@noro_043 жыл бұрын
@@NBAI823 what
@Lin-ij9vk4 жыл бұрын
is this the first instance of "Hey" "I have a boyfriend."
@Firmus7774 жыл бұрын
No, it has probably been a thing as long as monogamy has.
@marrqi7wini544 жыл бұрын
Well husband, but yeah.
@Hamsterdami4 жыл бұрын
Imperial version of
@rhodesianwojak20954 жыл бұрын
that would be mark antony
@properlyoiled6614 жыл бұрын
Firmus Have you ever heard of a joke before?
@harz6324 жыл бұрын
French and British colonial songs: Our army is the strongest, we fuck up everything that stands in our way German colonial songs: I fell in love with a girl but she isnt interested
@pharaoh95883 жыл бұрын
F
@Retaliatixn3 жыл бұрын
Isn't someone gonna mention the fact that he kinda treated her like a savage with "and then she went in the town dancing without clothes nor underwear" ?
@harz6323 жыл бұрын
@@Retaliatixn How is that treating her like a savage? that is how they walked around.
@the_katzy3 жыл бұрын
Imperial incel
@isd41543 жыл бұрын
@@harz632 oh god do you actually like the German Empire?
@yodef68284 жыл бұрын
Imagine asking a girl if you can accompany her and she says, *"OH PLEASE, NO"*
@Litovskyy4 жыл бұрын
Well, time for another anschluss
@jellevanschaijk054 жыл бұрын
i'd probably go into cardiac arrest
@DragonHunter244 жыл бұрын
Its more like „Aw Hell, no!“ in the context of that he‘s not worth of hers time
@masonwolf19344 жыл бұрын
feelsbadman
@unicornlegit36964 жыл бұрын
@@DragonHunter24 nope in german its like a No thank you like a kind no
@dataexpunged28273 жыл бұрын
“C’mon bro ask her out the worst she can say is no” The girl: *ACH BITTE, NEIN!*
@shawnv1233 жыл бұрын
oh please no
@atc54123 жыл бұрын
OH PLEASE NO I WILL GET MURDERED FOR CHEATING ON MY HUSBAND
@benhennessy95072 жыл бұрын
F
@WCortW5532 жыл бұрын
In perfect German too
@rugiiman89172 жыл бұрын
Ich bin verheirat
@bananaborealis95154 жыл бұрын
When a German boi gets friendzoned in the 19th century
@nolongerinusequit36214 жыл бұрын
Banana Borealis 20th*
@EnderGrad4 жыл бұрын
@@nolongerinusequit3621 How about the 1900s?
@utkumat4 жыл бұрын
@@EnderGrad what about early 1900s
@tonit42334 жыл бұрын
How about the first decade of the 1900s
@PPandaPete4 жыл бұрын
What a simp
@turtek123 жыл бұрын
"In Honolulu, in the Land of the Azores, and on Samoa, this is tradition." Poor guy got friendzoned on at least three different islands.
@sigmaballsnetwork3 жыл бұрын
The Azores is multiple islands, same with Samoa, my man gets rejected too much
@thetoastergod59353 жыл бұрын
damn, even the Portuguese rejected him, AND THEY ADMIRE THE GERMANS
@shawnv1233 жыл бұрын
does anybody know who made this song and when it was made
@scottishemu1592 жыл бұрын
@@shawnv123 1871 - 1918
@gavriloprincip96342 жыл бұрын
@SkepticDylan Well yeah somewhere between those years
@theboringprogrammer44444 жыл бұрын
Boys when they get friendzoned: Omg I'm so sad this is so sad I'm so depressed... *Men when they get friendzoned:*
@saitama41284 жыл бұрын
Gentlemen*
@aestheticimagery77024 жыл бұрын
i thought they committed mass murder of some kind
@idiocrat37444 жыл бұрын
@@aestheticimagery7702 Of ones which fought german policemen with muskets in the jungles yes, but the loyals weren't touched
@captainvanhorn7734 жыл бұрын
Ger Men
@FUnazis4 жыл бұрын
@@saitama4128 GerMen ^^
@cr06474 жыл бұрын
An F for the dude that went to Samoa to get friendzoned
@12Raven4 жыл бұрын
F
@thefricking54074 жыл бұрын
F
@thievingdisc7794 жыл бұрын
F
@aaronculebro86724 жыл бұрын
F
@biriistetakmakafana83154 жыл бұрын
F
@igotnoname17614 жыл бұрын
Sorry but I can t get over the fact that it looks like Czechoslovakia
@alejandropoczynokh4 жыл бұрын
LMAO yes
@Woah5954 жыл бұрын
?
@CommisionerArts4 жыл бұрын
That got split in half. Oh wait it did
@gabrielgri4 жыл бұрын
@@CommisionerArts .
@igotnoname17614 жыл бұрын
@RobloxianDushman yee bruv
@strangeonexd47763 жыл бұрын
Imagine if you wanted to get into Heaven But God said "Ach bitte nein!"
@sigmaballsnetwork3 жыл бұрын
*P A I N*
@Rinzler37572 жыл бұрын
Agony
@TheMaster-ch3rm2 жыл бұрын
lmao
@theromanempire62212 жыл бұрын
Guess ill go to hell **insert meme**
@lmaocetung2 жыл бұрын
Ich brauche nichts zu sagen..
@VixCorydon3 жыл бұрын
Netherland soldier: "Girls from Java love us!" Austrian soldier : "You should meet italian women!" French soldier: "Indochinese girls love our company" British soldier: "Girls from India are really into us" German soldier from Samoa or little polish town: Puts muzzle of Gew98 into mouth...
@YataTheFifteenth3 жыл бұрын
"Ich dunno mann, being single ist not bad."
@rextheroyalist63893 жыл бұрын
American Soldier: "Those Filipino girls are wild" Soviet Soldier: "I guess that was also true of the Berliner women we met..." Japanese Soldier: "Nanking, same here..." Turkish Soldier: "At least you guys had some women left, it was boring af in west Armenia" Neo-Tibetan Empire Soldier: "What time do we live in?!"
@RyujinNoKami3 жыл бұрын
Reiner_trying_to_commit_suicide.jpg
@vgjl18243 жыл бұрын
And where is spanish the most important
@VixCorydon3 жыл бұрын
@@vgjl1824 Somewhere in Cuba commiting cool war crimes with Blas Villate, but yeah Cuban girls also liked them, not like those Virgin Prussians. Chad empires club is consitent of all empires aging more than 47 years
@dougdog12244 жыл бұрын
I love the way it says “In Honolulu” in the German accent
@Major_Bomber1874 жыл бұрын
Best German phrase to say my friend.
@thefricking54074 жыл бұрын
I N H O N O L U L U
@hoontersmusthoont8344 жыл бұрын
It isn’t even accent... that’s how you say in Honolulu in german... coincidentally the same as in English
@FRFFW4 жыл бұрын
@@hoontersmusthoont834 is like German say Newyork or else
@Major_Bomber1874 жыл бұрын
@@FRFFW Agreed
@za.monolit4 жыл бұрын
What Moana heard after the movie.
@migukmoonpark43124 жыл бұрын
Hippity Hoppity, das island ist now mein Property.
@potatotop95324 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@wife_puncher_bot84834 жыл бұрын
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
@northatlanticcommonwealth11884 жыл бұрын
@@wife_puncher_bot8483 get out of here swamp German
@cxarhomell58674 жыл бұрын
@@northatlanticcommonwealth1188 nein
@tardarsauce18423 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a German and traveling all the way to Somoa and met a girl, you've liked her and confessed your feelings and she told you she is married. *Then you travelled in Poland and the Polish girl tells you she has a boyfriend*
@glaucetas1413 жыл бұрын
And make a whole song about it
@viraxo54743 жыл бұрын
I think you got the meaning of the song wrong lol
@designation73952 жыл бұрын
I think the polish girl is a nun, for she “never kisses” or works in some religious job
@gabrielemilitello86582 жыл бұрын
and then Germany loses WWI
@zafelrede48842 жыл бұрын
@@viraxo5474 he is talking about another song about a polish girl
@ikenasioainuiti7984 жыл бұрын
Imagine actually being from Polynesia and having German ancestors 𝘰𝘩 𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘵
@ugako4 жыл бұрын
Some of them have german surnames, especially politicians and entrepreneurs
@basedkaiser53522 жыл бұрын
I’m from Tahiti and it’s actually not that rare for us to have some Germanic blood in us. If you come here you’ll find Tahitians with Dutch, English, French and German ancestry.
@ikenasioainuiti7982 жыл бұрын
@@basedkaiser5352 tonga here lol
@tomfrazier11032 жыл бұрын
Von Holts on Oahu, and other Hawaiian Germans. The Hawaiian Kingdom nearly scrapped with the Germans in 1886 over Samoa. RHN Kaimiloa.
@antiracistbaby10852 жыл бұрын
The rock
@zenekragdoll80643 жыл бұрын
English sailor songs: come on boys we will sing in some kind of choir. YAY! we have a flute! German sailor songs: GET ZE ENITIRE ORCHESTRA ON SHIP
@turtek123 жыл бұрын
German sailor songs: T U B A
@intercontinentalballisticm42963 жыл бұрын
Why do you think German ships are big
@user-kb2if1cg7s3 жыл бұрын
@@intercontinentalballisticm4296 I think because they are big
@intercontinentalballisticm42963 жыл бұрын
@@user-kb2if1cg7s ah damn that is some really big brain thinking
@Zac_Craig-Claveau3 жыл бұрын
Why'd you think they made the Bismarck so huge?
@richardnoah29223 жыл бұрын
My female friend who speaks German moved to Honululu last year. I gotta hit her with that "fraulein darf ich sie begleiten?"
@nicholashoover9313 жыл бұрын
How did it go?
@ctieyantie24813 жыл бұрын
bro how did it go
@BTClips5223 жыл бұрын
OH, BITTE NEIN!
@126Edward3 жыл бұрын
@@ctieyantie2481 I want to know too
@richardnoah29223 жыл бұрын
@propaganda dude ..... y'all she lives across the pacific from me lol
@jaycyrusutuone99264 жыл бұрын
I'm Samoan and I love that the Germans notice something from us...that we are so traditional.🇦🇸🇼🇸
@matzmilan77803 жыл бұрын
Samoa is an American territory?
@youarenotmadenough6553 жыл бұрын
Yeah it IS an American territory, doesn't mean it always was.
@Exodon20203 жыл бұрын
@@matzmilan7780 Used to be German, then Japanese and finally American...
@dr.shuppet54523 жыл бұрын
@@matzmilan7780 Former German Samoa is now independent, American Samoa still belongs to the US.
@MrKenichi223 жыл бұрын
SIIrmax Samoa was originally split between America, Germany and the United Kingdom.
@kyleshiflet99523 жыл бұрын
My fiancee is Samoan and was taught German by her grandmother who leaned from her grandmother who dated a German Sailor briefly before leaving to fight in WW1 Edit: we just had our first child Heidi Mahina Shiflet
@kyleshiflet99522 жыл бұрын
@Carl Le Pauvre thanks were married now and happily I might add
@Rob17kLiebermann2 жыл бұрын
I hope you are happy living together
@kyleshiflet99522 жыл бұрын
@@Rob17kLiebermann we are
@akramgimmini81652 жыл бұрын
@@kyleshiflet9952 Glückwunsch, mein Guter
@crazyguy38162 жыл бұрын
That's actually kind of sad to me. The one German who doesn't get friendzoned goes to fight in one of the most brutal wars in history, and the girl he left behind taught her future family how to speak German. Keep that tradition alive.
@kickbutoxy12184 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story Don't ask a native married women out for a date
@johnnytopside92153 жыл бұрын
Don't ask a -native- married women out for a date
@hiimryan23883 жыл бұрын
Johnny Topside oof the problem is consent... should have known that
@vittoriovaglio20313 жыл бұрын
I imagine the lady in tu3 song as common caucasian rich german
@occam73823 жыл бұрын
I mean, it sounded like he literally just asked if he could walk with her, and she completely flipped out. Probably wasn't the first time a German had walked up to her, and I'm guessing the other times, they weren't so friendly. 19th-Century imperialism. Gotta love it.
@joutakujo97734 жыл бұрын
The background drawing is really beautiful
@retropirate14 жыл бұрын
even the krauts cant withstand a exotic chick
@EE-ed6fz4 жыл бұрын
The first simp
@LordVader10944 жыл бұрын
@@EE-ed6fz hol up
@AB-bg7os4 жыл бұрын
Race mixing is cringe
@twankies80514 жыл бұрын
cool name mixed race couple? Cringe *proceeds to shred a guitar*
@goldencheese72474 жыл бұрын
Im german and sing this out loud regularly when drunk. 😂
@DerSingh03294 жыл бұрын
Love it, it would be fun and a great memory as well 😂😂
@seanhuds2293 жыл бұрын
As do I, foot stomping on the ground all the time.
@ryeryeryerye3 жыл бұрын
Army bands have the best songs
@theformerkaiser93913 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the Bundesmarine still sings this song
@jeegunugger18713 жыл бұрын
Drunk funni 👍🏿👍🏿
@daniell8474 жыл бұрын
I live in Honolulu and I can confirm that this happens every day
@dreadpiraterobertsii44203 жыл бұрын
I assumed Hawaii was 50% Asians 40% Americans and 8% African and 2% native Hawaiian Polynesian?
@dreadpiraterobertsii44203 жыл бұрын
Vlad The Impaler id love Togo to Hawaii but as you said homelessness, drug abuse and I’m assuming massive hordes of tourists (ironic because I’d b a tourist)
@rhodaremetio20412 жыл бұрын
Ryjt
@randomyankee892311 ай бұрын
@@dreadpiraterobertsii4420 "togo"
@jed-henrywitkowski647011 ай бұрын
Axis dudes in HI?! I'll need to wake my "sleeping" kin and tell em the bad news.
@ByZHellas4 жыл бұрын
This song is actually so good
@michaelbell39524 жыл бұрын
Mice prflpic
@somchai56294 жыл бұрын
This comment is actually a comment
@ByZHellas4 жыл бұрын
PatrioticOne You are not wrong
@mypahrizal3353 жыл бұрын
Its totaly better then todays song
@shawnv1233 жыл бұрын
bro when was this song made
@VaultPieter2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the typical German march. They always contain at least one of the following topics: Girls Kameraden Beautiful bits of nature Cities or villages Just general happiness Diseases (Feel free to add to the list in the comments) Have a nice day!
@argoniananthony894 Жыл бұрын
Horrible mentions of the great war (trench life, losing friends, loneliness, wanting to go home, etc)
@Confederation_of_the_Rhine Жыл бұрын
Glory[ia]
@hypeofthesnipe3729 Жыл бұрын
Die Heimatland! Leaving for war
@coolmansawesome Жыл бұрын
Extremism
@c15a Жыл бұрын
getting blown to shit in WW1
@slimeguy34374 жыл бұрын
Me being portuguese love that this song includes the word Azores
@avantelvsitania33594 жыл бұрын
É sempre bom encontrar uma referência à nossa lusa terra, quando menos se espera
@zoomer_zveno4 жыл бұрын
Well, it does refer to girls from the Azore Islands, so...
@sexton_hale24verinaud664 жыл бұрын
DEVOLVA NOSSO OURO!
@slimeguy34374 жыл бұрын
@@sexton_hale24verinaud66 n ã o
@bloodyhell82014 жыл бұрын
@@slimeguy3437 gay
@theformerkaiser93913 жыл бұрын
It’s so interesting how songs can be used to tell stories, this one is probably my favorite.
@LittleIdiot858 Жыл бұрын
Ah, fancy meeting you here Kaiser
@cat_city20094 жыл бұрын
Someone tell Nazis the German Imperial Navy had a song about thirsting after native women. They'll be so triggered.
@NapoleonBonaparde4 жыл бұрын
Well technically German women are native women as well?
@cloroxbleach92224 жыл бұрын
@Indian Fascist Just saying, polynesians aren't black, but are more similar to the people.of Indonesia and Madagascar. But they are still brown so in that case just about the same to blacks for the Nazis.
@jeegunugger18714 жыл бұрын
@@cloroxbleach9222 nazi's only radically hated those whom they believed caused their country great suffering everything else was the norm of that era
@cloroxbleach92224 жыл бұрын
@@jeegunugger1871 Nazis had a superiority complex nonetheless
@tdscoop2104 жыл бұрын
Indian Fascist Hawaiians arent close to being black lmao
@DasMonke Жыл бұрын
Samoa - rejected Hawaii - rejected Azores - rejected Small polish town - girl offs herself Madagascar - everyone gets sick
@user-te1ot7ux7c Жыл бұрын
Art college - Last straw
@forminecraftmultiplayeracc258311 ай бұрын
@@user-te1ot7ux7c1945 - Last Year
@TPH-lf4ee6 ай бұрын
Art - rejected
@Banbabna3 ай бұрын
Argentina - accepted
@allosauruswithinternet2 ай бұрын
Wait where in "In einem Polenstadchen" does the girl off herself? I'm assuming that's the song you're talking about anyway
@tamamatu63953 жыл бұрын
lol I'm from Samoa was just searching for traditional Samoan songs for a school project but I think this is too traditional
@DiscipleGabe2 жыл бұрын
First the polish girl and now her, this poor lad has been so kind yet can’t find success in love 😭😭😭
@germantankinfantrycommande70862 жыл бұрын
French girl got him😉
@usuarioanonimo58997 ай бұрын
@@endrrlicia In ww2 Germans soldiers are very diffrents, east european peoples was viewed like "subhumans" by german leader
@German_Officer2Ай бұрын
@@germantankinfantrycommande7086🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳
@haven_lady675 Жыл бұрын
For a colonial song, this is a very harmless and humorous song. It's a tldr version of a imperial German dude saying "aw darn it. I got denied by a Polynesian girl. I did my best though."
@scanida5070 Жыл бұрын
In my opinion, it‘s very akin to modern day German Schlager. If I would‘ve heard this without knowing it was a sailor‘s song, I would‘ve guessed it was much newer.
@kaffe58913 жыл бұрын
R*pe❌ Ask if she is interested in you and if she rejected you make a song✅
@ieatlemons2883 жыл бұрын
Exactly right
@marcopolo23954 жыл бұрын
Her: Come to my house Me: But you live in Honolulu, while I live in Germany. Her: my parents arent home Me:
@alexadvokat2 жыл бұрын
Then she friendzoned you
@VictorbrineSC3 жыл бұрын
British sailors: RULE BRITANNIA BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES French sailors: "We'll rule the seas and become the best and most powerful country" American sailors: "Fuck yeah Manifest Destiny" German sailors: "I got rejected"
@shiwaxxx8 ай бұрын
Common W Germany
@kamalindsey Жыл бұрын
The worst she can say is no, just be modest and nice. Her: *EVERYTHING YOU CAN DO MY HUSBAND CAN TOO*
@DontReadMyName9461 Жыл бұрын
She made it clear and I respect girls that do that. However, I despise guys who are so stubborn that once told no, they don’t stop.
@temetrex93243 жыл бұрын
This is a great song. Beautiful woman adores and is loyal to her husband and sings her praises of him. And instead of being bummed you realize 'holy smokes i'm on an island full of these loyal women and they are dancing with very little on!'
@Birb7283 жыл бұрын
Actually the girl represent an island nation which is already colonized
@tiddymilkcockhill34612 жыл бұрын
Are u sure?
@KrasseOdaVonBayern Жыл бұрын
@@Birb728 It’s not. Samoa WAS a German colony.
@PelsckoPelesko9 ай бұрын
@@Birb728nah it was independent nation before Germany came
@schellackfreund78163 жыл бұрын
F for this dude🚬 Imagine going to your own colony and get friendzoned by a Samoa girl
@viraxo54743 жыл бұрын
I think you didnt got the meaning of the song XD
@cookiedestroyer4024 жыл бұрын
When Hawaii joins the Riechspak
@Thinkingman694 жыл бұрын
Do you mean the Reichspakt ?
@deer49274 жыл бұрын
More like when Hawaii joins the Entente
@RedDonEvil3 жыл бұрын
That word does not have any meaning in German
@cookiedestroyer4023 жыл бұрын
@@RedDonEvil Reichspakt*
@shawnv1233 жыл бұрын
@Raptor then what
@SlavSquatter-jh4kl Жыл бұрын
Almost every German marching song is about how some individual soldier has the worst rizz known to mankind
@forminecraftmultiplayeracc258311 ай бұрын
What about Wenn die soldaten? And the Funkerlied?
@Akasuki_Nomura3 жыл бұрын
Valentine's day: Exists Weebs: Hugs their waifu body pillow Me:
@jrgenbull53342 жыл бұрын
You are a weeb tho...
@alansteyrbach69264 жыл бұрын
The only Russian, German and American land at the same time - Hawai :)
@moultmetarde4 жыл бұрын
Alan Jean Bactiar-Caracessec What about Germany after WWII? :p
@pythorpchumsworth6724 жыл бұрын
Germany never went to Hawaii
@bogdanserban37924 жыл бұрын
And British
@bogdanserban37924 жыл бұрын
@@pythorpchumsworth672 they did, you just don't know history.
@daru50024 жыл бұрын
Also Japanese
@dad28272 жыл бұрын
The best thing about this song is that I learned that the older generation got friendzoned or rejected as well.
@absolutechad54282 жыл бұрын
Imagine getting rejected. Just take what you want my fellow.
@dad28272 жыл бұрын
@@absolutechad5428 Yes my fellow chad. We never get rejected
@absolutechad54282 жыл бұрын
@@dad2827 Hard to be rejected when you don't accept the foolish notion of "consent" I consent, I don't know what the woman has to do with it.
@Vetgil2 жыл бұрын
@@absolutechad5428 hmmm Nanjing?
@absolutechad54282 жыл бұрын
@@Vetgil Yep. That was me. I was there
@theowl20442 жыл бұрын
I'm requesting this song at prom next year. Because I know I'll be single there
@benhennessy95072 жыл бұрын
me to
@brianwalsh95954 жыл бұрын
It literally says little girls dancing without clothes.
@KimmyTheForsaken4 жыл бұрын
👀
@themanhimself12294 жыл бұрын
Young women is a more accurate translation
@kathyquinn6054 жыл бұрын
*fbi*
@LordVader10944 жыл бұрын
It's referring to young women, lol
@histori62594 жыл бұрын
Madchen is a flexible word.
@Cormandex19557 ай бұрын
I remeber my cousin who went to Samoa. He asked an girl out and she said no. When he came home he said he asked an girl on Samoa and played: "In Honolulu" the rest of the day.
@sethleoric25984 жыл бұрын
Response to getting rejected - A regular guy: gets support from friends and family A real man: creates an entire song about it to be sung centuries later for the rest of us..
@sethleoric25983 жыл бұрын
@Atheist Nihilist Communist nice
@greenorion6501 Жыл бұрын
Behold, the one German military song that cant be appropriated by Nazis
@minilla3842 Жыл бұрын
True. That would be admitting that Nazis can fail. (But fail with class I will say)
@felixvanmears3 жыл бұрын
well at least they respected the lady's decision
@chesceaktv8892 жыл бұрын
Now that's a real chad
@CommanderBow9344 жыл бұрын
Germans sure now how to take rejection well Drink a good beer and sing
@seanhuds2293 жыл бұрын
Plenty of fish in the sea. Pick yourself up, laugh at it and move on.
@gardeningkittycat60253 жыл бұрын
Sure thing they know! They will ask nicely and when you politely refuse they will sign The Munich Agreement with Brits, Frenchies and Italianos and take half of your beautiful country and fuck up everything.
@cerberaodollam3 жыл бұрын
Unless it's rejection from art school :P
@moonwolf84703 жыл бұрын
Well the Austrians on the other hand....
@carinha972 жыл бұрын
I want to learn german so much. Look how this language is beautiful!
@broofy74582 жыл бұрын
sure you can , i am learning german by myself with little external teachers, i am mostly learning german by myself and i think i am going alright, i have heard many stories of people using Duolingo and babel for german practise, which they reached the level b2 and even c2, soo yeah you can lear german its not as hard as you think.
@charlesvitanza83252 жыл бұрын
If you're a native English speaker it's easier than you would think as English is part of the Germanic language family.
@CivilProfessional Жыл бұрын
It's quite easy, I used duolingo for like 20 minutes total and I can already name many German words
@Powerguido._7 ай бұрын
Interestingly, the @ on your profile in Portuguese means "Little Face"
@carinha977 ай бұрын
@@Powerguido._ indeed. It was a stupid name from my childhood... Never cared to change it. But yeah, carinha means little face.
@louispierre96334 жыл бұрын
"Miss, may I accompany you on a walk?" "Oh no! I'm married and have been for a long time!" *Procceeds to make song talking about how he got rejected and goes to see little girls dance in town wearing only a leaf skirt.*
@cowboymooman87763 жыл бұрын
i heard its supposedly Young Women and Not Little Girls, so maybe like 19yr olds and not 6yr olds
@user-en7id3rw3e2 жыл бұрын
It sounds like,"Young Maidens", Probably girls around 16/17.
@jonny29002 жыл бұрын
@@user-en7id3rw3e Mädchen is a weird word because it usually means girl but it can also mean young woman. Something that is also important to look at is that these song were probably written by/for young men
@Sunrah2 жыл бұрын
@@jonny2900 it does come from the same root as the word maiden, so it probably means young woman, not little girl.
@jawbreakerhd98874 жыл бұрын
It looks like she's holding Czechoslovakia😂
@addisonzp3 жыл бұрын
Girls in Hawaii: This place is beautiful😃😘😏🏄🏼♀️ Boys in Hawaii:
@kyberbricks37814 жыл бұрын
girl getting rejected: “omg no one talk to Jonathan he’s an asshole 😭” boys getting rejected:
@komradekile4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, this is one of the best sounding german military songs out there
@komradekile3 жыл бұрын
@Bgsleo yeah, it is a song the german navy sang
@Apogee012 Жыл бұрын
Sailors arent necessarily a part of the military
@andrewryan4417 Жыл бұрын
@@Apogee012 Since when?
@Apogee012 Жыл бұрын
@@andrewryan4417 since by definition? a sailor can be anyone who travels the seas for goods or military purposes, which would be navy, the title doesnt explicitly say they are warring sailors, but with outside info if the song is actually a navy song, then it would be.
@andrewryan4417 Жыл бұрын
@@Apogee012 If that was the case, then sorry as nobody said sailor prior to your comment. Otherwise, we've been talking about the German Kriegsmarine all this time.
@lowserzz74812 жыл бұрын
I told my friend I was on vacation in Honolulu and he sends me a link to this shit.
@aguyonasiteontheinternet5782 жыл бұрын
your friend is truly a friend of culture then lol
@hawks-wings2 жыл бұрын
Are you German lol
@lowserzz74812 жыл бұрын
@@hawks-wings no but that would be 10x funnier lmao
@richierich6834 жыл бұрын
For all the confused people this song is not about Honolulu or Hawaiians but about how similar it is too Samoa which is why he says in Honolulu as a reference. Love both places btw It is about a german getting rejected by a local. Also the flag and country shown is German Samoa
@redfront67079 ай бұрын
Poor guy got friend zoned so bad they made a whole song about it
@jitgaming96333 жыл бұрын
we just love making songs about being rejected don't we?
@Oskar_A.9 ай бұрын
This song makes me smile every time I hear it. Germans are a wonderful people.
@Coppertie949228 ай бұрын
German colonialism was different It was perfect
@Armenian.Knightk7 ай бұрын
Germans in 1940:💀
@snowsoldier_97755 ай бұрын
@@Armenian.Knightk1939
@Armenian.Knightk5 ай бұрын
@@snowsoldier_9775 in 1939 its just started 1940 make more sense
@WalterHeisenburg-db9iy4 ай бұрын
@Kapitalizm_seven_biri it was more of the ss, one german pilot escorted an allied plane to safety, and possibly many more stories like that.
@brickmotionstudios7358 Жыл бұрын
Friend: “Oh the worst she can say is no” Girl:
@TheAntarcticFed2 жыл бұрын
Girl ended Man's career in 3 minutes and 26 seconds 💀
@Lens153 жыл бұрын
Getting rejected : Bad Bringing fleet : Cool
@matheuspinho49872 жыл бұрын
*NPCs:* the German Empire flag is rAcIsT *The German Empire:*
@sethleoric25984 жыл бұрын
I always wondered how things on youtube could get from "aw man i feel for you, cuz you rejected" or "SIMP" and lead to arguements about Monarchy, Fascism,Politics and German patriotism
@pharaoh95883 жыл бұрын
Cuz some informed people still thinks that any German thing pre WW2 was a Nazi thing As if Germany was Nazi since god created fucking earth
@CK-uu7ce4 жыл бұрын
Dr Ludwig temporarily set this song to private so I look elsewhere, then I found this song here😊
@greyfells28292 жыл бұрын
A celebration of loyalty and honesty, I fucking love it.
@yeeyee50573 жыл бұрын
1:09 For those who want to hear him say in honolulu continuously
@KeyboardMoment2 жыл бұрын
I fucking love German Empire music
@randomguy2023 Жыл бұрын
Polish military songs are good too.
@Better_Clean_Than_Green Жыл бұрын
Soviet military songs are good too.
@Thebluernemace3 жыл бұрын
Teacher: Were going to Hawaii Girls: OMG Lets go to the beach! Boys:
@theadministrator2641 Жыл бұрын
> gets friendzoned > Proceeds to join this weird club called the Thule society > Gets a spiffy new black uniform later on as the club pres gets "promoted" > Takes part in a little tomfoolery that lasts from 1939 - 1945 > Proceeds to spend the rest of life in Argentina after the party ends Profit ?...... **Wait**
@Panguman Жыл бұрын
this tried to be esoteric but failed, everyone knows the references
@patrickconnolly86164 жыл бұрын
Worst part is, shawty be sayin she married even tho there clearly ain't no ring on her finger...
@Derpainoter3 жыл бұрын
Well they didn't have the metalworking skills to do that
@hiimryan23883 жыл бұрын
@@Derpainoter I mean they could get a cool sea shell
@5hiranai3 жыл бұрын
Wedding rings were mainly a western cultural phenomenon
@WelloBello3 жыл бұрын
@@hiimryan2388 Wedding ring ❌ Cool shell ✔️
@deko7013 жыл бұрын
Hahahahhaa
@josephrosse5642 жыл бұрын
ive noticed german music is alot of drums and trumpets i love it
@greenonion1702 жыл бұрын
I love how Germany was begrudgingly a colonial power in the late 1800s and early 1900s, which is reflected in their colonial songs (especially this one)
@jmgonzales7701 Жыл бұрын
they sucked as a colonial power
@ennui97456 ай бұрын
@@jmgonzales7701 They came late to the colonialism party when other Europeans had already beaten them to most parts of the world.
@michelm50724 жыл бұрын
Teacher: Students, next week we will go on a trip to Hawaii. Girls: OMG Hawaii is paradise. Boys:
@OGWhalephant3 жыл бұрын
They said honolulu better than Americans. That's hilarious
@Prubkoopa3 жыл бұрын
Getting rejected in your own colony ... *Prepare to anchulss Hans*
@viraxo54743 жыл бұрын
I like how everybody is completly missing the point of the song XD
@AGermanwithaMG423 жыл бұрын
Hey we meet again
@viraxo54743 жыл бұрын
@@AGermanwithaMG42 wait me or the other guy?
@AGermanwithaMG423 жыл бұрын
@@viraxo5474 if it was you I would’ve @ you but no I meant the other person
@viraxo54743 жыл бұрын
@@AGermanwithaMG42 well you didnt @ the other person either so...
@user-zp7lb3ji6k4 жыл бұрын
It's a nice song. Greetings from Germany. Grüße aus Deutschland ;)
@cgndnm3 жыл бұрын
i love germany, from philippines
@wofless44293 жыл бұрын
Hallo aus Kroatien!
@basedkaiser53522 жыл бұрын
As a Polynesian myself, I empathize with him lol
@west8715 Жыл бұрын
Other countries: Colonized for money and national glory Germany: Wanted to find a woman who would actually date them
@maxjaymurphy2 жыл бұрын
It’s okay Hans, the Kaiser’s colonial ambitions didn’t fare much better.
@RobertoDeEvan685 ай бұрын
"Brown women come here" "Time to racemix,i will turn into tradition later"
@vercot700011 күн бұрын
are you an autist or is English your 2nd language?
@scanida50702 жыл бұрын
I wonder what Samoans think of Germany today? Do our two countries still have good relations and is there still any German traces left? I‘m really curious as Samoa is probably the most obscure of all the German colonies...
@serbianwarcriminal48242 жыл бұрын
From what I read, the Samoans didn’t give a damn about the Germans and actually were friendly to each other. And for the traces of German, they don’t speak their language, but no doubt there is a tiny amount of German blood in them.
@KrasseOdaVonBayern Жыл бұрын
It is friendly. But that is partially because the German Governor to Samoa, Wilhelm Solf, was a Chad who respected the native cultures and was respected in return. There was a small uprising of Chiefs due to the social upheaval of electing non-chief Samoans to offices, but the rebels were deported to Saipan after being negotiated down the first time. His wife and daughter also opposed the Nazis. Respecting the Samoan culture as he did, his daughter was named So'oa'emalelagi Gräfin von Ballestrem, which in the Samoan language means ‘She Who Has Come From Heaven’.
@tardislord23123 жыл бұрын
I never remember this version of Moana. 😆
@majorskies70914 жыл бұрын
Wow this song is great for refreshing yourself on learning German from back in secondary school.
@fschutt.maps4print4 жыл бұрын
"Da gehn die kleinen Mädchen... ohne Hemd und Höschen..." Chris Hansen: "Franz, please take a seat. We need to talk."
@spicyleaves88762 жыл бұрын
Hans and Franz are down BAD
@chillaxo98634 жыл бұрын
First friendzone in history caused ww1
@chinesekid80754 жыл бұрын
Also known as "Ich ging einmal spazieren"
@KScimone2 жыл бұрын
I'm heading to Hawaii in two days, planning to listen to this when I land in Honolulu
@napoleon_blownaparte7 ай бұрын
Did you do it?
@scotttaylor71462 ай бұрын
Im worried about my sa-vings My rent's been going crazy I need a solid jo-b Or I'll be broke Im a bachelor of sci-ence With years of solid train-ing but only getting, "We're sorry, no." "There are no o-penings No ones planning to reti-re and as for in-terns they are not paid We will keep your name on fi-le with several hundred o-thers in case we ever need part time help." In New York Ci-ty, On the coast of Califor-nia, and in the no-rth west, that's how it goes Then leaves the interview-ers To live in well of sub-urbs with healthcare paid for and brand new cars
@Ghreinos2 ай бұрын
Well done, I hope you become as successful in your career as you are in your songwriting. ^^ Good luck
@deadmanjack5502 ай бұрын
Underrated comment, bravo!
@thefrance79612 жыл бұрын
Бедный немец, ему отказали 3 раза подряд на 3-х разных островах.
@seth0472 жыл бұрын
France: I love fried onions Britain: I will shoot everything for roast beef Germany: I asked a girl out in Hawaii and she rejected me
@53morkowka134 жыл бұрын
Немецкий язык очень красивый ✌️👋🖐️🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
@user-dc9oq2pr6v2 жыл бұрын
😎
@kippert89122 жыл бұрын
Согласен из Америки🇩🇪
@deepakseth40402 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@geoguru32 Жыл бұрын
Bolsho spasibo! 🇷🇺🇩🇪
@user-xs9st6cu1k Жыл бұрын
@@geoguru32 многие говорят, что немецкий грубый и некрасивый, но мне кажется, что носитель языка очень красиво может на нём говорить
@platy-p54772 жыл бұрын
Being a german sailor in the 1900's pacific must be a vibe thought