Injustice 2 - The Funniest Interaction/Intro Dialogues

[@xanderdoss5665]

I love how Harley mentions Alfred beating the hell out of Superman

[@carnatic6205]

It's funny haha

[@smugofbishamonten1447]

Further proves that alfred is the best superhero

[@xanderdoss5665]

@@smugofbishamonten1447 indeed

[@CleaningCaptain]

It wasn't so much "beating the hell out of" him as it was "knocking him out with a single headbutt".

[@xanderdoss5665]

@@CleaningCaptain id say thats beating the hell out of him, seeing how much damage he did to supes

[@tyfyh622]

-I'm no fan of hitting girls -You'll be lucky to tickle me. -Yep, I kinda would be. loooool

[@q_taipan]

there is a line in a clash:" - Still trying to tickle me? - Hehehehe...Yes."

[@fuckologic1202]

I'd say it's understandable xd

[@dadofgfuel3581]

Blue beetle in this voice line is so me xD

[@mida1512]

R/suicidebywords

[@nazonrev5087]

suicide by words

[@mickeythelovelyfairy]

"I met your mother once" "No one could surpass her" "That's why you don't have a girlfriend." OMG I DIED

[@therealanashassan]

Didnt get it

[@mickeythelovelyfairy]

@@therealanashassan Damian's saying his mom is better than every woman and because he thinks like that girls don't want to date him.

[@alexanderpetrov1171]

@@mickeythelovelyfairy I interpreted it as he don't want to date any girl...

[@mickeythelovelyfairy]

@@alexanderpetrov1171 Well I mean he could be gay but I didn't Interpret that line as meaning that

[@mickeythelovelyfairy]

@Pervie James Ampilan AS A WEEB I FELT THAT

[@TrueUnderDawgGaming]

"Wanna hear a joke" Breaks kryptonite like its rock-candy

[@reghiskarlatienza9133]

Ah yes verified commenter, we meet at last

[@fizzle._12]

Man you’re late to the party. Also how does superman break through krypton it’s that easily?

[@huynluna3244]

he can break krytonite and still can not beat a clown and a butler

[@fizzle._12]

@@huynluna3244 I'm sorry, butler?

[@huynluna3244]

@@fizzle._12 I mean Alfred, it is in the comic tho

[@AvalancheTV]

I love that Batman intro: Batman: “We’re not doing this again, Joker.” Joker: “You’re breaking up with ME?!” Batman: “I’m breaking you.”

[@valrumii9278]

LMAO

[@thegay_churro4043]

Kinky :0

[@kamilayo]

@DeltaWolf142 No in the video

[@Ram-es3hc]

@Killinklonez homophobic much?

[@sfkubic684]

He's gea homie !!!!

[@alexiasrei3594]

Why is Blue Beetle such a mood like- he’s the Peter Parker of the Injustice universe. Not really understanding anything but just happy to be there.

[@dreamkiller3399]

Alexias Rei ikr.

[@justanobadi6655]

He's just happy to be included

[@theeternaltumbleweed421]

he's voiced by pit to

[@kitashi0]

Imagine Peter and Blue Beetle talking to each other about their mentors

[@ObscurePixeI]

@@theeternaltumbleweed421 I wondered why he sounded so familiar

[@jayshunsfm4311]

Black Adam: "You dare mock me child!?" HQ: "YoU dArE mOcK Me ChIlD!? "

[@sepakvolley07]

I love when she says "YOURE COMIN WITH ME" with deep voice

[@jayshunsfm4311]

@@sepakvolley07I know right? I have the game, harley quinn is really funny.

[@plague6174]

you can tell that Tara Strong had a great time voicing her

[@hobomike6935]

I liked the cyborg's reaction to Joker "BOOP BEEP BOOP" "....what are you _doing?"_

[@xiaoqiaopowergirl5445]

0:09

[@connoremery9521]

"That's why you don't have a girlfriend" Yet another Robin mercilessly slaughtered at the hands of a Batman villain, sad to see.

[@Queen-bh1bb]

God this comment WINS at dark comedy LMAO. It took me a second to realize which other Robin and villain you were referring to💀😂

[@geeebuttersnap2433]

Only this time batman will probably buy said villain a drink for their actions.

[@Timothy1395]

Everything about Damien honestly is treated like dirt in this game.

[@FireLordJohn3191]

Selina isn’t a villain though.

[@jayservices9692]

@@FireLordJohn3191she robs and steals from people for a living, she’s definitely a villian

[@phoebeclark4718]

You missed this one: Harley Quinn: "Doctor Isley." Poison Ivy: "Doctor Quinzel." Harley Quinn: "Ooh, I love it when we play 'doctor'."

[@gokublack3257]

Lol

[@90lancaster]

When Ivy & Harvey "Play Doctor" Joker wishes he could watch.

[@pennywisethedancingclown7761]

@@90lancaster I doubt it, he loves Batman more

[@robertagren9360]

Batman plays with a bunch of clowns but joker gets to play with doctors all day long

[@christinakim8925]

fruity

[@ThreeTon14]

"Never trust anyone under thirty" - best quote ever.

[@ajward9112]

He’s not wrong

[@ryanlogan9792]

@@ajward9112 doesn’t mean you should hate anyone under 30

[@ajward9112]

@@ryanlogan9792 I don't hate anyone or everyone that's under thirty. But it's very hard to meet as many that have the same level of maturity that people over thirty have. Well, most people at that age anyway

[@Nick-dx2pt]

@@ajward9112 I don't know what planet you live in but it sure sounds fun, wanna visit earth with me?

[@jacencade4019]

@@ajward9112 He's taking a saying from the 70s that goes "never trust anyone over 30" and subverting it. It has absolutely nothing to do with maturity. Also. That's the joker.

[@KC-xg7gs]

Green Arrow: "I'm growing tomatoes. Any tips?" Ivy: "Yeah. Choke on them." Green Arrow: "No Salsa for you."

[@trippplefive]

that escalated quickly

[@reycarter6284]

my favourite one

[@shadowgirlm6446]

He sounded like he genuinely just wanted to know some tips

[@morax9758]

@@shadowgirlm6446 What was he expecting Ivy to say? Pour some water on them or something 😭

[@lastperson4475]

its actually based on a comic where Green Arrow makes one helluva salsa that even Superman thinks is strong xD

[@downdabeach]

1:45 "I COMMAND THEM" This actually made me burst out laughing.

[@Cherrypick2363]

I didn't get ya like at all but it's alright cus you had Fun and that's all that matters after all so y'know yeah....😊😊😊😊🤗🤗🤗🤗

[@msk-qp6fn]

Yeah 😂😂 made him sound lamer actually

[@jpsisalive946]

it kinda makes him sound like he couldn't find a comeback so he decides status will have to do while fully knowing it makes him sound lame

[@OhHeBustin]

@@Cherrypick2363 You're very condescending Indian guy

[@mickmons3267]

dunno, commanding great white sharks, killer whales etc. sounds pretty badass

[@Avenging_Archer]

Superman: "Wanna hear a joke? Harley Quinn vs Superman" Damn Kal Savage AF.

[@claudiax233]

He's right lol. Harley is nothing against him

[@antistraightmen]

+ Claudia Nikano Except she burned his ass after.

[@kirbywarpstar2782]

Claudia Nikano yet the butler beat the fuck out of him

[@retarded6293]

The "S" stands for "Savage"

[@KingAgniKai]

@@kirbywarpstar2782 he took a pill that gave him superman's powers.

[@CameraDev]

“Doctor.” “Captain.” “Just need a priest and we can walk into a bar.” 😂

[@kingblack2528]

Was the refence cobra kai?

[@lukadjordjevic3716]

@@kingblack2528 The reference was the 30 million jokes that start with 3 occupations walking into a bar

[@kingblack2528]

@@lukadjordjevic3716 thx

[@DaDoodler25]

I don't get it

[@violet1629]

@@lukadjordjevic3716 I thought it was a reference to a real specific joke (that I kinda wanna hear lol) but this makes more sense

[@bsaipaia]

"That's why you dont have a girlfriend" I'm dying 😂

[@Nutpost]

bsaipaia 228 likes

[@bsaipaia]

@@Nutpost Thx for telling me

[@Jarock316]

Someone get Damien some ice for that BURN.

[@kurapika8037]

SAVAGE PART

[@420mralucard]

@@Jarock316 Call Mr. Freeze, gonna need a cryo chamber to heal that burn.

[@Mikudayo]

This is one of my favourites Harley: “remember when we used to be in a team” Deadshot: “I could never forget the squad” Harley: “well you sucked then too”

[@optimus2008]

Ayoooooo

[@carolinasimoes8704]

she did them dirty

[@Kemix0711]

Ugh, you left out one of the best! Blue Beetle: It’s Beetle VS Bat! Batman: Bats eat beetles. Blue Beetle: ...that escalated quickly.

[@noodles4814]

Yes that should’ve been here

[@afighter6974]

Glad somebody cares about blue bettle 👍

[@imamulhaque7696]

But beers beat battlestar Galactica...

[@Kemix0711]

@@imamulhaque7696 Bears? Beets? Battlestar Galactica? Identity theft is not a joke, man.

[@bluntzmutsradzv2]

Lol

[@jaxd109]

“Oh, so you’ve met my mother.” 😂

[@bryanscoffin_]

Jax D that cracked me up 😂😂😂

[@samgreen8007]

Joker is a great comeback master.

[@derbyharrington16]

@@samgreen8007 Comeback? He called his mother a bitch.

[@King_clancy153]

Stay the hell away from them you son of a bith

[@cavaliothorson7755]

@@derbyharrington16 He's the Joker, he doesn't care about his mother.

[@isaknordlund]

"Doctor..." "Captain..." "JUST NEED A PRISET AND WE CAN WALK INTO A BAR" Best one by far

[@zenoviano1668]

They need father bruce

[@ReisSns]

That's my favorite.

[@Emz1738.]

Priest*

[@the_holographic_charazard3971]

Lol

[@AM-jx3zf]

Agreed

[@brickbarista6998]

1:00 "you'll be lucky to tickle me" "yup... i kinda would be" LMAO

[@jamdi487]

0:06 you dare mock me child? Harley:ok boomer

[@stephensharma5275]

Jamdi what if they did that all day?

[@BingChilingEnjoyer]

@Phillip Vue you probably mean because harley quinn has same video with a bit different graphics... i guess yea

[@changedmyusername2303]

READ THE SUBTITLES ITS HILARIOUS

[@ლ.ლ-ნ7ძ]

Patrick Cage yes, they’re both developed by NetherRealm Studios. Which is why Scorpion is in the first game and Sub Zero is in Injustice 2

[@wallacechrstensen7406]

I love Harley

[@theonefrancis696]

"that's why you don't have a girlfriend". SHOTS FIRED

[@angie81190]

Shots were fired and they did brutal damage.

[@jankoleon3785]

He definitely has mommy issues

[@pizzaparker4107]

i loved that one :D

[@sleepy_stitch6831]

My favorite haha

[@ehsanullah2325]

I didnt understand that one anyone mind enlightening me

[@darthmortis9960]

Green Arrow: "What now, pretty bird?" Black Canary: "You haven't been a good boy.." Green Arrow: "Ooh.. My safe word's 'Arrowcave'" 😂😂

[@hee-ho7126]

Damn Green Arrow and Black Canary into some kinky shit

[@legomyeggo4121]

Green arrow: This is a family show! Also Green arrow: proceeds to talk about his "Arrow cave"

[@decristal48]

That was slick xdxd

[@envy3337]

It’s ironic cuz they are actually married 💀

[@indianspiderman3204]

When I read the first line I was literally are the same scene xD

[@Grandflea02]

4:24 Catwoman: Nice outfit. Harley: Yours is just... alright. Catwoman: Take that back. I just love how honest Harley is.

[@hobomike6935]

Ironic, considering Catwoman’s costumes are actually cool looking while Harley is a literal clown (all she’s missing is a cartoonishly large red honking nose.)

[@alexacupcakes2439]

@@hobomike6935cat woman outfits are just a black jump suit basic 😂😂😂Harley actually got some color and style and she would still look fine with a red nose

[@asmitaghorai5668]

Harley's style is actually hella cool fr, and all Catwoman seems to need is a long tail at her back that perfectly matches with the tiny kitty ears that show up on her helmet lmao her getup is hilariously basic.

[@mistamemewide]

Joker: “Boop beep bap boop.” Cyborg: “What are you doing?” Joker: “That’s robot for “You’re Dead!”

[@solucoss3366]

Stephen Reed Lmao

[@jocelismorales602]

🤣

[@Prinxce3_]

Cyborg than proceeds to blast Joker's face off.

[@How2GG]

Stephen Reed 😂

[@dawnmanion1307]

J. Cenon no thy was robot for I AM GAY

[@HelenasInkyHour]

Cpt Cold: Doctor... Dr. Fate: Captain... Cpt Cold: We just need a priest and we can walk into a bar Yes!!! Jokes!! 😂

[@furyFox-wk4fx]

We can walk into a bar

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

a doctor, a captain and a priest walk into a bar... bartender: ah shit here we go again

[@abohsukampret]

Enchantress: "Hello, boys."

[@speeddemonji9547]

I’m not gonna lie, Superman’s joke to Harley was probably the funniest.

[@TheMessiahofMyOwnLife888]

Call me dumb bit I don't see how that's funny.

[@Xylarxcode]

Superman: 'Wanna hear a joke?' Harley: 'Ah, gee, this oughta be somethin...' Superman: 'Harley Quinn vs Superman.' Damn. Supes found a way to burn people without using his heat vision.

[@chipcroswell1738]

Destroyed

[@shiki3328]

Harley then proceeds to slaughter him.

[@theequalizer694]

I got a better one: Superman vs Alfred

[@LUKEYDIE]

THE EQUALIZER ya Alfred would literally blink and superman would be dead

[@MegaToonzNetwork]

@@LUKEYDIE Saitama vs Superman

[@ShokuaK]

I love how Blue Beetle straight up says he'd just sit and talk with Ivy if not for Batman's orders.

[@bert98deer]

*YoU dArE tO mOcK mE cHiLd*

[@reddeadnoone3451]

gonzossm is to good

[@trinity3631]

Bob Ross 2.0 *Deadshot voice* English, please?

[@litdm9988]

red dead no one omg that one was hilarious 😂🤣🤣

[@liquorsnake]

You dare mock me child

[@thezenarck5509]

*yOu DaRe To MoCk Me ChIlD*

[@tijldevries4345]

Harley Quinn: Could yah make me a snowcone?? Captain Cold: try asking mister freeze. Harley Quinn: Could yah make me a snowcone? Mr. Freeze: did snart tell you to ask me that?

[@tlkfanrwbyfan8716]

Mr. Freeze: Okay, BUT WILL YOU SAVE MY WIFE???

[@ronane8117]

@@tlkfanrwbyfan8716 that is someting mister freeze would say

[@ninjagirl-ri1pc]

He never did make me a snow cone 😔

[@areyoucereals]

@@ninjagirl-ri1pc i like yer name and pfp XD

[@areyoucereals]

OMG I JUST SAW ANOTHER VIDEO WITH THIS I DIDN'T THINK THIS WAS ACTUALLY FROM THE GAME, I THOUGHT IT WAS MADE UP, I'M LAUGHING SO HARD 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dailymay302]

Harley: "You aint so tough superman!" Superman: "What gives you that idea?" Harley: "Alfred knocked your freaking ass out!" I love that they acknowledge the comics especially that scene with alfred cuz it was one of the most badass moments ❤

[@f.i.r.e.5119]

Yeah, nothing against Harley, but that bit says quite a bit more about Alfred than it does about Superman. She underestimates Alfred.

[@hwhwakra657]

@@f.i.r.e.5119 nah, it just, Supes is a kryptonian, while Alfred is just a normal 50+ aged human

[@diacsquad1117]

@Optimus Prime He turned the Man of Steel into the Man of Aluminum foil.

[@archivesahahahahahah708]

Alfred is badass

[@carlmcdonald4668]

Sick comic book moment and funny ass line!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂

[@leafyisqueer7155]

I love that this actively implies joker is a literary fan and genuinely enjoys reading classics

[@shadowmc2609]

Not the first time either, surprisingly. For instance in Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker he straight up quotes Shakespeare's "The Tempest." Makes sense though, a trickster of his wit would wanna be well-read.

[@knuxuki1013]

Honestly, this makes sense for a comedian ​@@shadowmc2609

[@blanchettsdiary]

*"Oh, so you've met my mother."* *Wow, I laughed my ass out when I heard that.*

[@venomking2188]

@Bob Shingles your mother is a dog?

[@iamspikefire]

and they say the Joker isnt funny?

[@chanmarr8118]

Ngl, that one took me a minute then I burst out laughing

[@msk-qp6fn]

I don't get it 😅😅😅😅

[@NexTDesigns]

@@msk-qp6fn joker says that after being told 'son of a bitch'. he's making fun out of his own mother

[@aviia_1]

“Stay away from them you son of a b*tch” “Oh, so you’ve met my mother.” This made me laugh harder than it should’ve

[@LandSharkCorner]

I want Mark to say that line ngl xD

[@jennifercorbett8640]

That's the Joker for ya. Perhaps DC Comics' funniest and most sadistic villain.

[@Basedbrawler]

This actually makes a lot of sense after watching the Joker

[@alexsander3084]

I almost choked on my cookie when i heard it

[@deevalentines]

Joker is so disrespectful 😂😂😂😂

[@gadson92]

Joker: I understand you have a family Green arrow: stay away from them you son of a bitch Joker: oh so you've met my mother 😂😂😂😂

[@mysticstrikeforce5957]

That's my best one yet.

[@ギャル-r7g]

gadson92 I think he said You've been my mother

[@ness_0144]

dumb me: so he met this mother why joker cant met his mother smart me: becuase..... joker like killing people dumb me: oh

[@reggiehammond1420]

there is no smart you it appears

[@TheCreeperBoss101]

Reggie Hammond Jesus Christ not even scarecrow can deliver a better burn.

[@Yeetboisapprentice9676]

I like how green arrow is very jokey with most of his lines but immediately when joker brings up his family, he goes 100 percent protective mode

[@yohaAlt]

Or his tomatoes/salsa

[@ohhellwhereami2574]

​@@yohaAlttomatoes are family tho ❤

[@yohaAlt]

@@ohhellwhereami2574 true

[@cameronjr8]

"You dare mock me, child?!" I lost it!

[@ArchingRock]

cameronjr8 IKR! Black Adam: You dare mock me, child!? Harley Quinn: YoU DaRe MoCk Me ChiLd?

[@rickycoats4045]

Raging Trollers 😂😂😂

[@JustynJF]

noooooooooooooo lmaooooooooooo

[@MsHogan75]

cameronjr8 same

[@lavenderixi]

cameronjr8 😂😂😂

[@zap5.083]

“Nice outfit” “Eh...yours is alright”

[@Benoski893]

"Take that back!"

[@axelmaximiliano8653]

-Nice outfit :3 -Yours is just...alright -...Take that back >:'(

[@setsers1]

HAAA

[@ninjagirl-ri1pc]

I still have those scratch scars...

[@legomyeggo4121]

Wanna know how I got this outfit? B A T M A N

[@SlightlyPwnish]

1:08 holy crap I haven't laughed that ardently in a long time.

[@darkneon5637]

XD

[@zephyrix4731]

“Why the cold gun?” *captain tropical doesn’t roll off the tongue*

[@Geek56695]

He aint wrong

[@lehxibear6627]

Arrow: why a cold gun? CC: Well captain tropical doesn't really roll off the tongue" LMAO

[@f.i.r.e.5119]

And Captain Cold does? I still can't get over the standards (or lack thereof) these guys have...

[@ZelosSama]

@@f.i.r.e.5119 thats the joke....

[@gabrielbrown1855]

Almost rhymed

[@TheFire1290]

@@f.i.r.e.5119 Captain Cold is an example of alliteration, so it sounds better than the alternative he mentioned.

[@DeadRinger4490]

I love Joker's sense of culture. one of my personal favorite interactions is between him and Deadshot. Joker: Guns, guns, guns. Where's the art? Deadshot: I don't get paid for creativity. Joker: Philistine.

[@OMartinez91]

Erick Sulimen "Oh captain, my captain"

[@DeadRinger4490]

omar martinez Whitman? Seriously?

[@jackhogan4090]

Erick Sulimen A little culture wouldn’t kill you.

[@justpette1503]

"Captain." "Doctor." "Just need a priest and we can walk into a bar." Legit gave me the best laugh I had on YT since a long time

[@christophergepullano9029]

I don't get it

[@jwill5892]

​@@christophergepullano9029guys with totally unrelated occupations walk into a bar in jokes

[@Thorax7x686]

Sounds fun

[@saparapatepete]

Cheeta's serious delivery of i'll silence your puns is underrated XD

[@jes_lca]

I was looking for some to mention that

[@Petaurista13]

"I'm the fastest man alive" NEVER tell this to sexy women :)

[@bentonmarcum8509]

can you say it to an ugly woman?

[@shealupkes]

"funny, iris said that too"

[@Petaurista13]

@@bentonmarcum8509 Depends if she has sexy friend who like gossips.

[@youtubeisdumb]

Nemo TheEight Disgusting person

[@bussyboy7356]

At this point I'll take what I can get :3

[@AlfredoPuente8]

blue beetle is just Tom Holland Spiderman.

[@lilgerke]

This game was in development before y'all sees 1 second or Tom Holland Spiderman in a movie.

[@vodkaman9578]

Change my mind

[@nujevad28]

@@lilgerke while we don't know when development started, Injustice 2 was announced in mid 2016 and was released a year later. Captain America Civil War was released in April 2016.

[@dreamkiller3399]

Agree

[@ლ.ლ-ნ7ძ]

lilGerke that version of peter parker exists in the comics and TV series so...lol

[@VocalArtificium]

“My safe word is arrow cave.” Such a Green Arrow line

[@heatherashby830]

I mean that is his wife

[@toxicoffeevevo8611]

"I'm growing tomatoes, any tips? :D" "Choke on them." okay poison ivy caaaaalm down

[@silvervixen007]

😂😂😂 that one was awesome

[@pugsarelifehha9295]

"No salsa for you."

[@jimmywalker9633]

Lol hahaaa:(

[@xxcheesepuffxxd187]

Catwoman : I met your mother once Robin: No woman could surpass her Catwoman: Thats why you dont have a girlfriend RoAsTeD 👌🔥

[@gabrijelapelaic6727]

eh, not really, I agree with Damian/Robin

[@notserious6458]

@@gabrijelapelaic6727 youd be wrong

[@gabrijelapelaic6727]

@@notserious6458 how?

[@diacsquad1117]

@@gabrijelapelaic6727 Batwoman kicked her @ss.

[@gabrijelapelaic6727]

@@diacsquad1117 oh well

[@adrianok4266]

Green Arrow: "I'm growing tomatoes, any tips?" Poison Ivy: "Choke on them." Green Arrow: "No salsa for you." It's okay I prefer pizza XD

[@xxgamerryanxx4399]

Choke on pepperoni insted!

[@jagi6170]

It's no use! Ivy just choked the pizza to!

[@ness_0144]

can you make as cheese and make as large :3

[@LeBlingKing]

And make sure the pizza's boneless.

[@theinnkeeper8209]

Adrian OK pizza has some "salsa" on it

[@mrgiotvvideos4503]

3:56 meme potentional

[@kalkazar13]

"One of the Musical Mop-Tops from Liverpool" Oh my god, I just realized that was a Beatles reference

[@StarDawgLuvr]

They're from manchester lmao

[@155chipmunkz]

Lol

[@aplspud9971]

@@StarDawgLuvr no they're not?

[@happyloyalsoldier937]

Are you on fucking glue?

[@StarDawgLuvr]

@@aplspud9971 oh shit i was thinkingbof oasis lmao

[@dawniedawne7195]

Harley: “You ain’t so tough Superman!” Superman: “What gave you that idea?” Harley: “Alfred knocked your freakin ass out!” Alfred is a god so no surprise there

[@Earth-uu3nf]

No his a badass

[@Emiya491]

@@Earth-uu3nf a badass God

[@NaTive219]

Alfred is best butler

[@leonrobinson8180]

Alfred's former MI6. He's basically DC's James Bond.

[@noah310]

2:33 Harley: ALFRED KICK YOUR FREAKING *** OUT LOL

[@trlolist3332]

bout that, is that a thing?

[@syion0155]

@@trlolist3332 yes happen in comics

[@niko-800]

@@trlolist3332 yea in the Injustice Comics, Alfred KO’d Superman

[@trlolist3332]

Yeah i found it. Bad assest hero in the universe Alfred the Butler.

[@kingsodashark2194]

Yep, heard it from the comics, it's both funny and awesome

[@Lilking111boi]

1:26 -1:36 had me rolling 🤣

[@tomko_lep]

"You actually talk to plants?" "Don't you talk to fish?" "I command them!" Now, I know he meant sharks with that statement, but all i imagined was a swarm of tiny goldfish.

[@Zonefire15]

You command them? So basically you do in fact talk to them

[@chrizperez4460]

I love Harley & superman Harley: You ain't so tough superman Superman: What gives you that idea? Harley: Alfred knocked your freakin ass out! Gets me every time.😂

[@44MinsTo4]

Chris Valdez I read this the same time as these lines was playing on the video.

[@boogvaldez7874]

Chris Valdez Carol the wildcat: you ain't so tough superman Superman: what gives you that idea? Carol the wildcat: Alfred soft you up

[@somebodywillhaveabetternam1612]

Chriz Perez Alfred knocked his freaking ass out

[@DemonicRemption]

Dr. Harely Quinn Okay I just looked it up, and I can't believe I forgot one of Alfred's best moment in the New 52! Dx

[@a2-2b-9s]

Chriz Perez When did that happened again? :D

[@diddyknux]

Of this batch, I think I like Blue Beetle and Ivy's the best. This game has a lot of good intros, though. Harley: "Doctor Isley." Ivy: "Doctor Quinnzel." Harley: "I love when we play doctor!" Green Arrow: "Butterfly Boy!" Blue Beetle: "Go back to the Renaissance Fair." GA: "OH. I will." BB: "You're gonna get Blue!" GA: "Excuse me?!" BB: "Beetle'd? Gonna get Blue Beetle'd!" I could go on and on :P

[@SiegeTF]

I'm surprised there isn't one for Blue Beetle and Cpt. Cold (or any other older character) going like. 'You the new Green Hornet?' 'Blue Beetle. Green Hornet must've been *way* before my time.' 'Well, now I'm color blind, *and* old.'

[@violetmay6196]

4:31 catwoman's delayed reply tho- catwoman: 'nice outfit' harley quinn: 'yours is just..alright' catwoman: '...take that back! >:('

[@Evanswift]

I love how Tara Strong accidentally slips into her Ferra-Tor voice when she does the "you dare mock me child"

[@TaskForce-ql3bx]

"No fun playing with CHEATA(E)RS" Youre damn right harley!

[@shadowwolf1502]

BEST LINE!

[@KodenX]

TaskForce 4000 god damn spammers! 😂

[@SiegeTF]

Their clash is funny too. "I just wanna rub my face on 'yer belly!" "I'm not that kind of cat!"

[@44MinsTo4]

CHEE-TAHS*

[@somebodywillhaveabetternam1612]

TaskForce 4000 the puns

[@nevermore9702]

3:10 My favorite dialogue, not to mention how Catwoman actually defeated Talia once

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

"Has batman sat you down for the talk yet" "how young do you think I am?" "not THAT talk firestorm" that one is just golden

[@AzguardMike]

I dont get it. Im not joking. Like, i get Firestorm means "the virgin sex talk" so what talk did they actually mean?

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

@@AzguardMike I think he means the "work vs family" talk

[@engqulo]

The game should be called Injustice: Savages Among Us

[@CreatedByAyo]

Lorin Engquist lool yes

[@pobalfernandez2032]

so accurate hahah

[@DecimusYna]

1:29 LMAO, this is one of the best for me.

[@Earth-uu3nf]

Dark but funny

[@dee-8814]

@@Earth-uu3nf I don’t get it

[@Earth-uu3nf]

@@dee-8814 the Joker knows Oliver has a family what do you think the Joker is going do to his family

[@NBass136]

@@dee-8814 Oliver called Joker son of a bitch and Joker replied so you've met my mother (bitch)

[@JetFire30]

@@Earth-uu3nf make them Dinner (it’s a joke to what your referring)

[@matthewk.4586]

0:08 Harley Quinn has Timmy Turner's voice 0:43 Hyenas have pink and green hair MIND BLOWN

[@AshaNimo1]

Well the actress who voices Harley in this game is Tara Strong.... who also voiced Timmy Turner lol

[@coreymcgehee6881]

r/woooosh

[@MM-sc9vg]

I knew I recognized it from somewhere

[@i_will_not_elaborate]

I think it's supposed to be Joker's & Quinn's colors but I like that idea too

[@phatboy4321]

OH...MY... GOD

[@Jubbano]

3:17 SHE IS SOOO FINNNNNNEEEEEEEE

[@mehstudios.]

Nah she dat

[@msk-qp6fn]

Their dialogue too

[@darkneon5637]

I thought he call it the "Quiver"

[@Smiley0.1]

Lmaoooo, the way he goes "ooh". 😂

[@justincummings5022]

She's married dude...

[@emdrake04]

"I know... but it's like- batmans orders" 2:54

[@charlestrulear6873]

Flash: Like the threads? Grodd: Your outfit is ridiculous. Flash: At least I'm wearing pants. Criminally absent from this collection.

[@Bmewrite]

Charles Trulear I

[@boogvaldez7874]

+Charles Trulear Flash: wow a dog Milla the Hound: hey fast running guy Flash: you know I had name

[@Ruosteinenknight]

Kinda reminds me that one part from justice league animation with Flash vs Grodd. Grodd: You're a bigger fool than I thought. Flash: Oh yeah?! Well, you're... naked! Grodd: [preparing to don his helmet] The world will miss your sparkling intellect. Goodbye, Flash.

[@Some_Dingus_You_Knew]

Ivy: Done with the clown obsession? Harley: Once you go clown, you never... eh... Ivy: I can see why he dumped you.

[@ciawarhater]

She never went down on him? Understandable then

[@Phoenixifyable]

@@ciawarhater ?

[@yahoosemrespostas217]

@@Phoenixifyable "once you go clown, you never go down" basically meaning that she never did a "JOB" for joker.

[@Phoenixifyable]

@@yahoosemrespostas217 She didn’t say that though

[@AngelEmfrbl]

I think she was looking fir a suitable word to match theoriginal lunr. The original phrase is... interesting 5o put it politely...'once you go black you never go back'.

[@danifart420]

honestly harley's intros in this game are pretty much my lifeblood now that i think about it

[@KidEDarus]

Out of all the savages, Harley's got em all beat in this game!

[@afrg2655]

Even Scarecrow ?

[@KidEDarus]

afrg2655 oh ho ho! Do not even get me started on him!

[@antistraightmen]

+JohnsonRomeo 2 Sure, thats why she roasted him.

[@kirbywarpstar2782]

JohnsonRomeo 2 oh she did with the " Alfred kick your freaking ass" roast

[@TappwaterYT]

Doctor Fate and Scarecrow can destroy a persons' entire life in one sentence

[@racoonman1199]

0:00 this is how my little sister and I argue

[@GrediGamingTV8098]

lmao

[@colapickle643]

You dare mock me child

[@lisaphan2330]

Colapickle 643 YoU dArE mOcK mE cHiLd

[@mungnothawn4959]

Hahahahha imao

[@thejawgz6719]

"What now, pretty bird?" "You haven't been a good boy." "My safe word is Arrowcave." lolz

[@Coolio_Ash]

"Growing tomatoes, any tips?" "Choke on them" "No salsa for you" lmao

[@trampolinebros5771]

-You stole my look -I’ll steal everything of yours -Enjoy my arrest warrants

[@kippiewippie9162]

“you dare mock me child? “YoU DaRe MoCk Me ChiLd” best lines ever

[@_critical_sen_]

HQ:"You ain't so tough, Superman" SM:"what gives you that idea?" HQ:" Alfred knocked yer freakin' ass out" I'm dead Edit:wtf that’s a lot of likes

[@internetman-]

True

[@justincummings8557]

Just proves that Alfred is the most powerful superhero.

[@hi3174]

Yep, no one can beat the man who raised the vengeance, the night, the Batman!

[@adarshsaseendran2199]

That doesn't mean Superman is weak, it means Alfred is OP

[@justincummings8557]

@@adarshsaseendran2199 true

[@rb1313_]

3:35 Shao Kahn to Kung Lao:

[@rileyfreemanthatboi]

😂😂

[@halimdyfan5554]

You forgot one with Captain Cold and Flash CC: Good thing you're wearing long johns F: I'm full commando under this CC: Ugh, TMI

[@jerroncamp4531]

LeJon Brames There's another one... Harley Quinn: Can you make me a pony?... Green Lantern: How about a straightjacket? Harley Quinn: Ahhhh no thanks I already have enough of those at home!

[@phoenixhits439]

David Kniffin is that real?

[@ninjaclwn420]

Or the harley one with atrocitus hq: you look like a plushy a: what is a plushy

[@ninjaclwn420]

Big nigga too much information

[@DIamondxxxxxzzzzz]

David Kniffin thats a clash not a interaction

[@flockofdeer]

"You're not so tough, Superman!" "What gives you that idea?" "Alfred knocked your ass out!" Cute reference to the Injustice comics.

[@flockofdeer]

@@Angelotube5000 uh, yeah. I was pointing that out for people who might have not read the comics.

[@setsers1]

LMAO

[@Darkchao_berserko22]

And an hilarious one too

[@axb6099]

Frrr😂😂

[@punprincess3214]

I didn't know the comics but when I heard that I laughed, good for alfred

[@halimdyfan5554]

The Atrocitus and Black Canary interaction went from 0 to 100 real quick

[@notyet3dna]

0:36 I can’t believe this made me giggle

[@AzurlotheBlue]

Injustice 2: Clapback Edition

[@_joshygaming_8947]

Naruto Uzumaki I know especially the one with cat woman and Damian

[@Unknown-c9h]

Anarchist Black can you sub to me

[@Creamofbullets1130]

Anarchist Black Injustice 2: Roast among us

[@mrsimpleton4295]

Batman says your coming with me

[@daneddieloayon2701]

You dare mock me child??

[@mrsimpleton4295]

Dan Eddie Loayon YOU DARE MOCK ME CHILD

[@caution9491]

just need a priest and we can walk into a bar

[@merlinfazbeartheinquisitor5747]

(Fnaf version of injustice) Purple man: you dare? I'm a god. Me: I've defeating gods.

[@wigwasfoundinpluto7026]

david vega ikr lmao

[@swishdagod]

Cat woman: i met your mother once Damian: no woman could surpass her Cat woman: that's why you don't have a girlfriend Wow! Talk about son vs. step mother😂

[@Wario460]

Swish Da God Damien would be luckey as hell if a girl wants anything to do with him after he joined the regime & became a convicted regime criminal

[@crazykids3398]

dammmmmm

[@mohamedmohareb3184]

Catwoman never fails to make me laugh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Damian sends shivers down my spine when he mentions Talia😂

[@romancapulus5577]

Right? Talk about below the belt

[@AshaNimo1]

@@mattjindrak I swear are all boy minds like yours???

[@Boomstickfan495]

"So I hear you have a family?" "Stay away from them you son-of-a-bitch!" "Oh! So you've met my mother!" I FUCKING DIED, OMG HOLY SHIT, THAT FUCKING COMEBACK

[@Doggieworld3Show]

I love you Harley. "I don't fight with CHEET-AAAHS!"

[@stephensharma5275]

Doggieworld3 its “no fun in playing with Cheat-aahs”

[@baronsamedi7659]

"Might as well be speaking Greek, brah" 4:48 that's funny to me

[@batgoat100]

😂😂😂 blue beetle actually said brah

[@bobmomgodbob]

Anubis is the best smite god

[@norwegionaire]

Ugh. Never trust anyone under 30.

[@krarhader5467]

harley:Batman says you coming with me black adam:you dare mock me chlid Harley:"you dare mock me child this one is amazing and it's also embarrasse black adam

[@onedaxster]

deadshot: any last words? darkseid: shoot yourself and spare me the trouble deadshot: i'm not taking requests i never skip the dialogue

[@krarhader5467]

Peja21000 this one is so funny😂😂😂

[@onedaxster]

mark max there's other funny dialogues. i really hope this video is just a part 1.

[@krarhader5467]

Peja21000 yeah me too

[@onedaxster]

Gojira / Godzilla still has nothing to do with what this comment thread has been talking about before

[@darkfantomex4668]

"Aw, nuts! i forgot my spray bottle!" "Hilarious, Ollie... 🙄" "I know. 😁" 0:14

[@scarletwitch4387]

Cheetah: "Let's play a game, Quinn". Harley: "Nah! No fun playing with Cheet'ah! Hihi!" Cheetah: "I'll silence your puns." 😂😂😂😂

[@carp8716]

Cheat ASS

[@jiminsjitties1392]

'My safeword is arrowcave' lmao

[@ux92]

t h e q u i v e r

[@kaiverse9568]

guess harley is funnier than joker

[@UnifiedEntity]

Chill

[@drabin7759]

She is not, I bet you never played any of arkham games.

[@zachburton9001]

@@drabin7759 so is Joker the better Joker

[@dilucii]

Kyle Bayona they both hilarious

[@ZelosSama]

Its just not the same kind of humour , both said things that made me laugh

[@EL-ISS]

"YoU dArE mOcK mE cHiLd!?" Had me dead 😂 Harley Quinn has the best comebacks.

[@Cupcom5]

The moment Harley said Alfred beat up superman I looked it so fast! This dude just has a nag of getting his ass kicked by regular humans. lol

[@pranavdrolia229]

Superman has a Bottom kink

[@GenshinLover283]

Except Batman gave everyone special pills to be able to take on Superman. Yes even Alfred.

[@Blades0fRequiem]

Outlaw By Nature Yeah, if the writer wills it so, even an ant can beat superman...

[@xisimp3670]

1. Harley : hey good lookin 2. Harley : what you got cookin? 1. Harley : a knuckle-buster parfait

[@trentmorris1823]

Harley no

[@shadmanhasan4205]

8

[@ronaldochoa4502]

Harley: “Once you go clown...eh” I got one “you go clown you never go down” good one right

[@megamaizerage3680]

"Once you go clown, you'll never frown"

[@493HZ]

Yes, that was the joke. He dumped her cause she never went down.

[@AI_CPTN]

Once you go clown you stick it in the brown

[@E3Persona]

Ronald Ochoa I thought of that too. Such a missed opportunity

[@jp3813]

@@493HZ Doesn't sound like Harley though.

[@Jubbano]

0:43 THAT OUTFITTTTTT 😩💖💖💖

[@jc37262]

YESSS