Mortal Kombat 11 - Characters Hit on Each Other

[@iluvmatchasm]

“just how cold are you?” “chilled to the core” “that is super hot”

[@bakatoaster6000-yt]

Lolol

[@thegoldeyjar]

That one made me bawl my eyes out laughing

[@RoopeRontu1999]

I need to use that some time. It was the best one. :D

[@mirgotintell7233]

Nerds be like...

[@MrDbzguy]

redditor huh?

[@mustafaamin9516]

“I am assessing your weaknesses” Deflected that one like a champ

[@JacKnife3705]

The only way sub zero can like a badass

[@davidknowles2491]

It's not her weaknesses he's assessing..........

[@xXSpaceMexicanXx]

Yo it aint the first time, Subby gave Power-Girl a hard curve too 🤣

[@xXSpaceMexicanXx]

@Crabby Abby its during the "Clash" moments,

[@xXSpaceMexicanXx]

@Crabby Abby ok

[@OlrikMeister]

Everyone: "flirty" Kano: S A U S A G E

[@KazeShiniSK]

he does come from down under

[@therizzler777]

Shao: Join my concubines will ya

[@alexskywalker2372]

Sosig

[@whippethacreem7299]

@@alexskywalker2372 gisoS

[@whippethacreem7299]

P E A C H

[@red4mario]

3:38 Jade: “You would do the same for me.” Kotal Khan: “Without hesitation.” Also Kotal Khan: *proceeds to saw her in half*

[@TherealRNOwwfpooh]

That's only in gameplay. Gameplay has nothing to do with how kharacters interact during Story Mode.

[@ultimatebishoujo29]

@@TherealRNOwwfpooh true

[@mardenhill]

also jade: proceeds to to tear him to pieces.

[@TherealRNOwwfpooh]

@@mardenhill Like I said, gameplay doesn't affect Story Mode & vice-versa, intro dialogs notwithstanding.

[@MMYpvzh]

Kombat above all

[@Coltizar]

Everyone else: “I need a clever line to win her over.” Shao Kahn: *YOU WILL JOIN MY CONCUBINES!*

[@SDHUJSDI5]

absolute chad

[@komradeyuri5548]

@@SDHUJSDI5 giga chad

[@deoliveiradamien7192]

COSMIC CHAD

[@komradeyuri5548]

@@deoliveiradamien7192UNIVERSAL CHAD

[@deoliveiradamien7192]

@@komradeyuri5548 MULTIVERSAL CHAD BRO

[@mysticmisc4585]

I love how everyone's all chill with it then Shao Kahn comes in like " *Y O U W I L L J O I N M Y C O N C U B I N E S* "

[@bezoticallyyours83]

No thenk Shao Khan. Du nawt want

[@letitburnforever2122]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 so rapey

[@funnyman8713]

I L I K E F E M A L E S W I T H F I R E

[@24Ippo]

that's mr.nice guy quality compliment

[@TySavage1]

Direct and to the point, always knew Shao Kahn was a fuckboy

[@da_pikmin_coder8367]

Male: "You are attractive" Female: "We are literally fighting to the death" Male: "The joke is on you, I am into that"

[@mixedmf52]

The lack of contractions makes it funnier somehow.

[@thekodex1186]

Replace "Male" with "Johnny" and we have his character

[@hiruyabebaw807]

relatable

[@hiruyabebaw807]

@@thekodex1186 is it legal to spit this much fax?

[@iancortescontreras6084]

@@hiruyabebaw807 *fax noise intensifies* well yes it is for thst guy

[@nothatisnotsolidsnake]

I love how Kano just continues on whatever he was saying when someone rejects him

[@RowancoolastroNAUT]

he said "do you want my sausage" to the blood vampire girl

[@jespersschmidt]

“I can eat a peach for hours.” That’s gold right there.

[@m0thdm]

Nick Cage "Face off" quote LOL

[@CristianIvarra]

@@m0thdm this movie was gold too

[@xuan.1611]

Would you settle for his sausage?

[@bustergundo516]

I was thinking that.

[@jamezz0077]

write that down write that down !!!

[@henhenhen19]

"would you settle for me sausage?" That actually made me laugh :P

[@ausername9022]

I think it's also because he leans forward in that intro, like he's eager for something

[@area51ville]

yea that was the best one lol and im only half way done

[@phoenix5516]

I can listen to that intro 24/7

[@undyingpotato3597]

:0

[@nobodyimportant8647]

same

[@freshteeth5805]

johnny: tries to be nice to his daughter cassie: *i took that personally*

[@ljoahl]

Sweet home alabama

[@freshteeth5805]

@@ljoahl i knew i would see this here

[@LadyYautjaSpacePirate]

"Not what I mean!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Petaurista13]

Cassie generally has best lines

[@Lux_xuri]

@@ljoahl you got 69 likes

[@HittingBandy]

"Kung Lao is not in our league." My man can't catch a break...

[@bucket1902]

“I am assessing your weaknesses” is my new excuse

[@dannylayton5624]

Yep mine to buddy

[@raggedyexynos9487]

ASSessing... yeah right

[@solascriptura-e7t]

Nice comeback, Frosty.

[@mayaparamita2254]

So that's what you should say if a woman caught you're starring at her? 😄😁

[@logan12satcom83]

@@mayaparamita2254 then wait 5 seconds then say "you will join my concubines"

[@PickledOnionRings84]

Everyone: flirts normaly Kano: s o s i g

[@bezoticallyyours83]

I just about died when he said that. 😆

[@Mistah_boykisser]

sAuSiG

[@kolbieanne.2]

*S O S I J*

[@lightsabercollector3096]

RADAL fans reunite

[@PickledOnionRings84]

@@lightsabercollector3096 yes

[@naomishambles6257]

"there is only Mileena" "Thank you, I'll pass"

[@Marcustheseer]

i wont send her my way :)

[@mikejones774]

I won’t pass I would except

[@tandemcamden6587]

Millenas cute so what if she doesn't have mouth skin she wasnt born like that

[@Xktme]

@@qxpn9220ok.....? Hes my favorite character

[@thornwall6303]

"I ain't never seen two pretty best friends"

[@SmokeyOwOs]

2:38 Kung lao got the best line

[@darkbit80farted31]

My mind made it sus

[@Its_A8hi77]

@@darkbit80farted31 exactly

[@zen4ever3]

What about the sausage one?

[@apollossunrise381]

I know this is about romantic intros, but are we just gonna ignore the fact that Kitana just made Mileena’s wish come true? Kitana actually called Mileena her sister-

[@DB-jp3ii]

I just realize that 😶

[@itzthatgamer6495]

Yeah I just realized that thanks for pointing that out

[@hafizzubair7118]

If kitana hates mileena why did she said that??!!....... I'm actually kindda glad that she made mileena's wish come true 😂😂

[@inneedoftherapy8153]

@@hafizzubair7118 Maybe she loves her deep down inside....

[@KGreen-wz5xr]

Don’t tell me that’s all she wanted

[@IntergalacticPink]

Kano: Would you settle for me sausage? Raiden: I must consult with the elder gods

[@nodeUser]

The Elder Gods : *that shit gay*

[@Merilirem]

The Elder Gods : *Proceed*

[@smol1211]

@@nodeUser 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I'm dead!!!

[@TheMissingLink2]

Lmfao. My sides hurt. 🤣🤣🤣

[@sosadre5066]

@@nodeUser 😭😂😂

[@f1nn_1sher20]

Scorpion: GET OVER HERE Mileena: takes off mask Scorpion: STAY OVER THERE

[@alexrivas1993]

🤣🤣 exactly

[@NightmareNyxx]

Dude, you made me laugh so bad HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. PD: the answer would be another one if she was MKX Mileena👀

[@convo_Art_HQ8961]

This is gold 🤣🤣

[@RevampReborn]

@@NightmareNyxx mkx maleena best design so far

[@NightmareNyxx]

@@RevampReborn yep. Better design and better development. Too bad they killed her that quickly🙄

[@tenki_]

"Just how cold are you?" "Chilled to the core" "That is super hot" whoever wrote that deserves a medal

[@7wikDaBusta]

Initial reaction to Frost's MK1 kameo

[@WaverVr]

Kabal is crazy 💀

[@General-Shadow.]

what does it mean?

[@jimcanterak7349]

"I could eat a peach for hours." A man of culture.

[@m0thdm]

That's a Nick Cage quote too..... I forgot the film but its redic. Maybe FACE OFF

[@splinter1psi99]

@@m0thdm yep. Nick Cage as Castor Troy in Face Off

[@thememegod2203]

I made this comment 699 NOICE

[@sambradley3438]

Why does he look like jschlatt

[@crazybacon777]

I see

[@currentlyinphilsbasement3798]

Everyone: “flirty” D’vorah: *succulent flesh*

[@maximumdon7637]

Shao Khan: *”YOU WILL JOIN MY CONCUBINES!!!”*

[@blueberrrymika]

@@maximumdon7637 "i am taking stock of your body part."

[@numarknett1]

Kano: "Sausage"

[@multiverse_media2023]

Johnny Cage: “What’s cooking good looking?”

[@overlystrategic]

Snakes don't have gag reflexes btw

[@itsyagirlMaya1999]

The video should have been called “Kung Lao trying to lose his virginity for almost 5 minutes”

[@PumpkinHoard]

Poor Kung Lao. He gets killed more often than he succeeds with women.

[@toptextbottomtext6671]

Idk why but that reminded me of cherdleys

[@fuckyoutube1999]

@@PumpkinHoard man is the kenny of MK

[@kxikxi456]

@@fuckyoutube1999 XD

[@haemogoblin7006]

@@toptextbottomtext6671 *hypothetically...*

[@MenacingTato69420]

1:35 Gotta love how Kotal has a smile on his face when talking about this. It's some of the rarest times he's smiled.

[@surrealtastic]

Literally his intro animation

[@woozy96]

Kabal: how cold are you? Frost: chilled to the core Kabal: *that's super hot* I see, you're a man of culture as well.

[@luisrosales3430]

wait I didn't get that

[@thegreatdabdos]

Super hot is a game where if you don't move time "freezes" so you can do whatever and when you win a level it says "super hot" over and over until you click next

[@twistedgambit9084]

She's lesbian

[@iceyfrost2241]

@@twistedgambit9084 no wait really? Fuck

[@meangengar8053]

@@iceyfrost2241 no

[@Randomyoutuber-4831]

The best mortal kombat couple: Johnny cage x his arm.

[@d4giconic978]

🤣I was drinking when I read that👏👏👏

[@incognitomori1554]

10/10

[@roselynearroyocastillo8402]

*His right arm cuz his right arm has more muscle than the other 1 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Wiener-Fag]

Good one mate

[@Rick-ur5ej]

More like the most annoying lel

[@reaperthegodofgames7538]

Skarlet: You're staring, Sub-zero Sub-Zero: I am assessing your weaknesses BEST SAVE EVER

[@ellbent]

XDDDDD

[@wallsterrence]

Mad lad

[@killgre2399]

Take this like and get out

[@Krystalmyth]

Low key hottest thing said from a psychosexual perspective.

[@Runny117]

I'll have to remember that one

[@jedidragonking5070]

1:30 If you think about it, this exchange is pretty wholesome 😊 Kotal: "You and your daughter are tough warriors 👌" Sonya: "Your girlfriend's pretty awesome herself 💪" Kotal: "Yeah, she's the best 🥰"

[@btf_flotsam478]

Many of these aren't so much flirting as wholesome discussions.

[@gixerasdfghjkl678]

Johnny: *Tries to compliment his daughter through the use of a phrase that is both endearing and comedic* Cassie: Is this incest?

[@loganpumfrey]

Incest is the best-est XD

[@GunsNMoney357]

Alabama 100

[@Mizzouriboi02]

That would be an epic disaster.

[@kennethjose7159]

Cassie watched too much GOT

[@aiyu6471]

Incest is Wincest nigga

[@Jchmcom]

"I could eat a peach for hours." HOW WERE THEY ABLE TO GET THAT PASSED LOL

[@writersblockerrday1672]

How did they get "suck you dry" passed lmao

[@Angie2343]

@@writersblockerrday1672 Dunno, but I can imagine the parental complaints now.

[@mappybc6097]

Really? They got away with beating the living s**t and killing women in a time where a sideway glance is enough to get some unlucky people tagged as misogynists. I suck you dry hidden amongst hundreds of potential matches is no big deal.

[@durkadur27]

@@Angie2343 It's an M rated game wtf do you mean

[@Angie2343]

@@durkadur27 Never mind.

[@liamoliver5848]

When a girl catches me staring “I am assessing your weaknesses”

[@Surfacekilla1]

😂😂

[@f16airforce]

Liam Oliver underrated comment

[@sharif47]

Don't be so sure of using it. Don't forget that after their conversation, Skarlet will beat the sh!t out of him unless he fights back.

[@brandontesterman2069]

Hot chip

[@SnowyWolborg]

That's gonna get you arrested, these days.

[@ianoliver2224]

I like how Liu and Kitana are literally like that power couple that beat the shit out of each other.

[@ultimatebishoujo29]

I know right?!! And I’m living for it

[@nyquilljornan2004]

Sonya: You're a wanted man, Erron. Erron Black: Then bring me in, baby doll. Turret: Hold up.

[@nazikiller6656]

The Turret is like: *what you say bruh?*

[@neddyso]

I’m the 1k like

[@itsjelly5661]

I was just in that part while I was reading ur comment

[@gssbr]

Turret: Say that again, now on my face

[@elysium7242]

Turret: I object to this unprofessional behavior! Sonya: Noted, now drink your oil and shush Turret: BUT MOM!

[@thevolitile]

Almost everyone: **flirting** Kano: S A U S A G E Shao Kahn: C O N C U B I N E S Skarlet: S U C K

[@coltonbennett9092]

This should be the top comment

[@mardenhill]

and how are these three not flirty according to you?

[@toxoplasmagondi]

@@mardenhill i guess he means they're way too direct. still flirty ofc, but not smooth at all like the others

[@robertbusselmaier]

One is talking about the… you know, one is quite creepy, and one is that she wants to drink blood. Not flirty at all

[@srirachasauce8430]

She got that life draining succ

[@Samwatchmovie]

"Liu kang is a lucky man" "How so, Kung Lao?" "He iS lUckY we dIDn't mEet fIrSt"

[@nikiardo]

Dude give Kung Lao a break, he's not getting any.

[@issyyourboo2848]

That one was smooth lol and the "Scarlet, we hardly know each other"

[@FúnTéch-n9d]

@@issyyourboo2848 that so desperate. No wonder he isn't getting any😂😂😂

[@arsyam_7]

Kung Lao, the "Forever alone man" in Mortal Kombat franchise.

[@johanliebert1332]

@@arsyam_7 just like me but instead in a game.

[@jarfd.dorkis5766]

2:00 the way he leans in when he says it is hilarious 😂

[@taroupriapus9760]

I'll ride kano'$ sausage all night

[@justjoking5252]

Shoot your shot, ain't happening otherwise 💀

[@bayken56]

Kung Lao: *does nothing* Everyone: Lol you suck

[@lahorchatera]

*screams in Kung Lao main*

[@SuppleSuc]

@@lahorchatera Same

[@jaydenthezoahking8473]

Kung lao did what others couldn't, beat quanchi and shang, then proceeded to beat kintaro, all on his own...and nobody seems to talk about that

[@TechnoBacon]

To be totally fair, Kung Lao is arrogant as hell lmao.

[@jaydenthezoahking8473]

@@TechnoBacon alot of females think arrogance is good

[@Kxre_]

Nobody: Not a single soul: Kano: Me blood sausage?

[@queefyqueefstermcqueef6652]

EliteLegendZXxD would you settle for me sausage?

[@Nov-5062]

I hate this meme. I dont get it.

[@yahtoray3]

Kano: I could eat a peach for hours.

[@chufeng6223]

Am I the only one who was sad whenhearing that.....

[@Serge_Jackson]

😂😂😂when he said that i lost it

[@PK-cq6yf]

Everyone: Romantic and flirty. Shao Kahn: *YOU WILL JOIN MY CONCUBINES*

[@jitterfanta]

Unoriginal, two others have made this joke. Get a life.

[@PK-cq6yf]

​@@jitterfanta Chill out. I didn't know somebody already made the joke when I made this comment.

[@kassiafinch]

Kollector: my slavers need breeding stock

[@dylanblue9201]

@@jitterfanta Quite funny how Reality itself is telling someone to get a life.

[@tikemyson4685]

Lol shao khan straight to the point trying to hit that.

[@siamwse]

Kabal’s “THAT IS SUPER HOT!” will never not make me laugh

[@WaverVr]

That’s why kabal is the best

[@shanecunningham305]

Nobody’s gonna point out the fact that Cassie thought her dad was coming onto her lmaooo

[@metallicarchaea1820]

Same

[@mikejones774]

Well the younger version did so she just doesn’t trust her dad anymore

[@benwasserman8223]

Even Johnny dialed back on that.

[@Froggyman145]

I think Johnny got her confused for her mother, lmao

[@Finn-pz8hc]

Wishful thinking

[@cheesus3514]

“Would you settle for me sausage” I swear that’s probably the best line in the entire video

[@Kilo-sz4ch]

Ikr

[@wyvern5890]

In the entire game*

[@burlapjack1464]

No

[@antonymilne1346]

The face he makes is even better!

[@jacek4423]

"I could eat a peach for hours"

[@laggy2951]

"How chilled are you?" "Chilled to the core" "Thats super hot" That one got me real good XD

[@laggy2951]

@Shady's gacha stuff XDD

[@arancino_0]

2:40 "Skarlet we hardly know each other" had me dying

[@Isaac01st]

Johnny Cage: What's cooking good looking Cassie Cage: Ew, no sErIoUsLy?! *Alabama Intensifies*

[@rabid6761]

*If you get a divorce in Alabama...* *Are you still brother and sister*

[@gabrielberranunto8672]

I can't believe he said that to his daughter though.. Awkward

[@lilconcon7431]

Bruh Moment SWEET HOME ALABAMA

[@PrinceFloof]

NOT WHAT I MEANT?!

[@NICKIMINAJLUVSME2XOX]

Lmao I thought he meant it as in because she has some of his “good looks” but it came out the wrong way 💀😂

[@synysterdax1593]

Kotal’s love for Jade is actually wholesome

[@viderevero1338]

Probably the most functional relationship in the story.

[@blackrosejinx5563]

It really is 😭

[@TherealRNOwwfpooh]

@@viderevero1338 Besides Liu Kang & Kitana, of course.

[@Cyberpunker1088]

A bit too mushy for my tastes. I like the friendlier Liu Kang and Kitana dynamic.

[@ultimatebishoujo29]

@@TherealRNOwwfpooh true

[@gabrielgutierrez4351]

Kung Lao is getting rejected by everyone, man just wants a relationship

[@abongilezolanipeterson5588]

Bluetooth Toaster isn't he like a monk though? Aint he supposed to be celibate?

[@whatever7621]

No, actually

[@danokysenpai8038]

mileena is free he just have to keep ein eye on his pp

[@musix3197]

@@abongilezolanipeterson5588 Liu Kang is sweating after this comment.

[@sixthsensemlbb4991]

@@musix3197 true

[@trashotaku]

2:00 the cheeky grin and eyebrow raise Kano gave while saying that made me wheeze

[@natethegreat2071]

Kung lao has been rejected more times than me lmao

[@pizzaparker__0072]

You havent ever made it that far yet

[@PrinceFloof]

Bullshit, when has he not? He's fucking cool and woman take him for granted

[@xxtokyoxx8394]

Damn, he must have been rejected over 2000 times then

[@guy9404]

NateTheGreat well he’s shot his shots already

[@xxtokyoxx8394]

Unknown Person nah it’s actually fucking hilarious

[@ThatGuyfromBrazil]

Can we all just appreciate how devoted Kotal is? What a stand-up guy

[@alaljarensi6990]

Is pretty nice for a dictator.

[@kkinthewheelchair3049]

Too bad he end up in the wheelchair

[@abhabh6896]

@@alaljarensi6990 Just because someone is a dictator doesnt mean they are evil, its just means they have lots of concentrated power. (Aka: he doesnt need to pass trough 10 different approvals of other institutions to do something which might waste precious time and can ruin chain of responsibility) An evil person who isnt a dictator can just buy these institutions and appear democratic.

[@alaljarensi6990]

@@abhabh6896 He might have good intentions, but he is indeed a heavy handed dictator. Maybe proof of strength the only method that the people of Outworld respond to, but you would not want to live under his leadership.

[@rumblebird9888]

Yep

[@faiebul]

everyone: vaguely flirty kotal: yes you are good but MY GIRLFRIEND IS BETTER

[@creepypato3984]

Kano: We fucc now?

[@MrStupidfresh1]

Kotal: I DONT CHEAT ON MY GIRLFRIEND

[@williamgoins6859]

You probably don’t know her though she fights in a different tournament

[@zackarynichols3120]

wholesome

[@alexander10122]

*GRILL

[@dasuslord]

Johnny hitting on an elder god makes me die laughing 😂

[@Mister100Percent]

Missing the best one. *“MY SLAVERS NEED BREEDING STOCK”*

[@GokantheHusky]

*A U T O M A T I C N O*

[@chrishansen9102]

He also missed another one Raiden: I must consult with the Elder Gods

[@lilpp4791]

Damn who says that

[@Kossestu]

@@lilpp4791 Kollector

[@Funstun-yk7oo]

thats not flirting its being a wingman for your slavers

[@thesmallesttay913]

Johnny: "Hey what's cookin good lookin" Cassie: "Ew" Johnny: "That's not what I meant" *law and order pops up*

[@HaloJumper7]

What did he mean?

[@kristoffseisler2163]

@Halo Jumper it's his daughter

[@thesmallesttay913]

*Law and order pops up*

[@dragonic22]

Halo Jumper The fact that you didn’t know worries me ☹️

[@justinortix2825]

General Tozen pretty sure that hes asking only because Johnny said “thats not what i meant”

[@voiceluckan]

"Scarlet, we hardly know each other" - Kung Lao 2019

[@PrinceFloof]

He's not wrong

[@giraffeman326]

“Would ya settle for me sausage?”

[@pepinopepino7]

Man, Johnny Cage looks and sounds so real. I wouldn't know anything about MK if it wasn't for these clips and would just think he's a celebrity guest character like Rambo or Terminator. Swag art direction

[@TherealRNOwwfpooh]

He was based on Jean-Claude Van Damme, remember?

[@jhonwick1856]

​@@TherealRNOwwfpoohI always forget that

[@jhonwick1856]

Indeed he is just Swag and nothing more

[@pepinopepino7]

@@jhonwick1856 🔥🔥🔥

[@icebear5279]

"I am very uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today" 0:36 Kano & Jade 1:55 Kano & Scarlet 2:33 Kung Lao & Scarlet

[@Iron-yMan]

*S U C C*

[@rumory]

the move verbose the funnier

[@dwaynes6330]

@A H 😂😂

[@Abdulqayyum-lt6ph]

Scarlett thirsty for sub zero 😂

[@22davdd]

*ME S A S U a G 3.*

[@trustobey1016]

Poor Kung Lao couldn't get a date on a tombstone.

[@medallionvaliance5349]

trustobey1016 Meanwhile the fandom be thirsty XD

[@TheKingwalker22]

Underrated

[@zigzaghyena]

Priceless comment.

[@itsrusty1015]

Dont forgot that kitana that sayed she preferred him

[@tomtomtomctm]

"skarlet we hardly know each other" what a gentleman

[@carmenramirez9345]

Kung Lao is so polite

[@angusmarch1066]

I love Kotal Kahn and Jade being all wholesome and adoring each other, knowing that they are about to break each other's limbs and rip out each other's organs.

[@ultimatebishoujo29]

I know right?

[@mardenhill]

not in story mode ...

[@MMAddict39]

3:05 for some reason I love the idea of Kotal and Liu Kang Becoming friends through Jade and Kitana

[@warriorcatsofmysteryclan2240]

It feels real. That's what I like about it.

[@Aristocratic13]

Operator BG Kotal was in Annihilation?

[@trialanderror9575]

@@Aristocratic13 Jade hit on Liu in annihilation

[@Hitomora]

Kotal- Yo Liu, the ladies are having a Girls Night Out, call up Kung Lao and we'll go beat the shit out of some Netherrealm Demons! Liu Kang- Bro, Kung Lao is already getting the portal ready! Kotal- Nice!!

[@Patty-LoveMe]

MMAddict39 AGREEDDD

[@Hottestpoison]

2:01 "WouLd YoU SetTtLe foR me SauSage?" The way he says that along with the glowing eye just makes it hillarious.

[@Kurdati]

I’m gonna have nightmares about this

[@dbfamily9272]

lol

[@returnedtomonkey8886]

Kano is ascending.

[@MyViolador]

plus the little smile

[@creepypato3984]

The smile is the thing that sells it to me. Because Kano is an asshole and that fucking smile while saying that... He knows.

[@apostaanux3555]

"how cool are you?" "Chilled to the core" "That's hot" IM DEAD

[@TosKinder]

hooooo ho ho aw thats hot, thats very hot - Will Smith

[@Hellscrap3r]

I imagined Kabal just dropping the swords and going in for a kiss after saying that too.

[@visionaeon]

@@TosKinder I swear I imagined the same fucking thing! LOL

[@Mariazael]

The reaction from frost would depend on if it’s past kabal (before he got burned by kintaro) or future kabal

[@bruxistkodiak]

Liu Kang and Kitana add new depths to bedroom roleplaying...

[@TmacAlpha]

Kano: I could eat a peach for hours Kano is just Savage...

[@goldbattlebear4551]

but would you settle in for his sausage?

[@ronaldpen9412]

Any day

[@kryptickollector1771]

I love that line. Face Off = Castor Troy = Nicolas Cage 😃👍

[@luis_-mf3er]

TmacAlpha kzbin.info/www/bejne/jWilc5qdqaateas

[@MrCantStopTheRobot]

Scrolled down for the Dirty Uncle Kano meemz

[@abzer0gaming]

Kang: "I expect we'll see more of each other." Kotal: "If our women have their way." Kang: "Isn't it best to let them?" Yeah, I can see Liu Kang and Kotal Kahn hanging out at a bar while Kitana and Jade go shopping.

[@patrickstump4681]

w h a t

[@lupin5489]

That escalated very quickly, like immediately

[@RandomPerson-cm2wg]

DinobotTM2 what the hell is wrong with you?

[@darthportus]

both of them are so pussy-whipped.

[@Tkokat]

I need that cutscene

[@ChefNikuman]

"Kung Lao is not in our league." Kung Lao: ._.

[@nathanialb9115]

dont you dare say that to my boy kung lao

[@OGXenos]

Its funny cuz Kung Lao is just straight up better than her in a fight. He's beaten Goro, Kintaro, Shang Tsung, Quan Chi, and more. Kitana got outright KNOCKED OUT by Smoke by himself.

[@kareenkalani5383]

man’s catching strays

[@tps7504]

@@OGXenos Maybe she is saying he is above them

[@Tacdelio]

@@tps7504 god of sharp hats vs leotard tessen lady, ez pick

[@GeeGe.]

"a simple no would have sufficed" had me howling lmao my boy lao was hurt

[@lorifischer6885]

ok i have never played MK but this is actually impressive how much effort they put into each encounter dialougue, they animate them all differently and everything. very impressive.

[@Igneeka]

That's a really cool thing NRS does, MKX and Injustice 2 also had the same system, some lines a reused here and there but the fact that they're having multiple intro for each character combination is really great

[@goofball1_134]

its the same intro animation, just different mouth movement, they should probably have 3 unique ones for each champ

[@tomtomkingbenito5998]

It would be if a lot of it actually meant something lore wise but the majority of it is just hypothetical.

[@VOID_GENESIS]

@@goofball1_134 they can’t do that because you can unlock your own and change it

[@eric18993]

These dialougues aren't funny

[@foxtrot0203]

"There is only Mileena" "Thank you, I'll pass" Aw shit best girls up for grabs bois

[@logeyperogi1805]

If she can keep those teeth away from me sosige, then sure

[@henkerita1471]

You right, She Is best girl

[@memine8795]

I'll pass, I don't like the idea of ending up dinner

[@cadetwright6496]

Don't mind it I do friendo, and at least she is no dvorah I would not touch that thing

[@memine8795]

@@cadetwright6496 I prefer Kitana anyway

[@grimlock__2501]

Kano is the dirtiest, "You look peachy, I could eat a peach for hours" "Wanna taste Australias best blood sausuge, would you settle for me sausage" Jesus, he doesn't have much but goddamn

[@immshep]

eating ass and asking for head, jesus Kano needs to chill

[@amir-wm9sn]

@@immshep nah, we need more of that kind of dialogue from him, really made me laugh

[@seanchan7167]

I love this man And I don't even play the game

[@Da0utcastDragon]

@@immshep He wasn't referring to eating her ass.

[@issyyourboo2848]

@@Da0utcastDragon right😂😂😂😂 He was talking about eating that kitty😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺

[@flamingburitto]

Out of all of them, Kotal kahn is the most wholesome.

[@ultimatebishoujo29]

In a close second for most wholesome is Liu Kang

[@merrymerry770]

Subzero: another outworld perversion Scarlett: you’re the one staring subzero Subzero: I am assessing your weaknesses Good save subzero

[@Asiis]

Cool as ice

[@speedynvt]

@@Asiis what a legend

[@joelikescardgames3378]

Subzero should hit it and quit it

[@TheLovelyAviZone]

Joe Lopez Dine and dash, but save the cash

[@skillvendor3905]

@@TheLovelyAviZone Unleash the load then hit the road

[@schism_9893]

"Want a taste of Australia's best blood sausage?" "I'd rather taste your blood, Kano." "Would you settle for me sausage?" J e s u s

[@holyshiet787]

Sosig

[@acchaaadmi4131]

Loda kha le

[@Siriusgxmiq]

Lmao

[@nerdydrawer7265]

1:45 “Johnny Cage, afraid of a kiss?” Me: (thinks back to Sonya’s original fatality) I mean, he has every reason to.

[@bezoticallyyours83]

Good point

[@kxikxi456]

Lmfao

[@bezoticallyyours83]

@Bandit PL she blows a kiss and it burns her opponents alive. its a very weird fatality. Jax used to have a monty python fatality

[@logeyperogi1805]

What a way to go

[@rhunter42dragon]

One of Kitana's original fatalities was an even better example. Tanya used it too. One of Mileena's original fatalities looked like a kiss, though it wasn't.

[@yok3rsp8]

The way Kano says sausage will never not make me crack up.

[@bkmajesty04]

"Characters hit on each other" YOU WILL JOIN MY CONCUBINES

[@blueberrrymika]

Or, *I AM TAKING STOCK OF YOUR BODY PARTS*

[@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315]

Subtlety, thy name is Shao Kahn

[@guyver441]

"I like a girl with fire" = consent is optional but I'm not allowed to say it outright!

[@thevolitile]

"Would ye settle for me sausage"

[@SavouryGalette]

I D O N ' T F E A R Y O U N I -

[@muzicalmastermind6163]

"Kung Lao is not in our league " FLYING HAT COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND CHOPS OFF BLUE KITANAS HEAD

[@codename8418]

Good one

[@ag_abdulaziz7153]

Maybe she meant he is in a higher league

[@muzicalmastermind6163]

@@ag_abdulaziz7153 Epic comeback

[@Drakorre]

Because he is above it

[@twistedvtuber9894]

*Sad Shaolin Noises*

[@lone1130]

*Would ya settle for me sausage?* Most inspirational quote 2019

[@viruz883]

SurvivorPlays 45 but first I must speak with the elder gods

[@chazburger11]

SurvivorPlays 45 true dat

[@50ksavagegoodsavage4]

I can't deal with Kano😂😂😂😂😂

[@xuan.1611]

Best shit ever

[@Oniriaki]

2:41 is the best interaction ever.

[@johnlark8020]

Kung Lao more like THIRST LAO

[@drpriest04]

Never make fun out of that name ! >..

[@foxyloxyBABE]

I bet he'll even date criterion if she says yes

[@brandonwilliams3777]

I mean.... Monks arent known for getting action. Training in where ever gets lonely

[@rukkusnoise3767]

More like hung lao

[@warriorcatsofmysteryclan2240]

I think seeing Liu Kang get a girl before he did made him desperate. Dat boi be jealous.

[@ViceJosh1.9]

I love seeing Sonya, Cassie, and Jade reject literally everybody.

[@burlapjack1464]

Cassie wouldn't mind Jax it seems

[@ViceJosh1.9]

Burlap jack 😂😂😂

[@X-V1L3]

For jade, it's true. Besides Kotal. She especially rejects harsher to Cage and Kung Lao.

[@KarakTo]

@@X-V1L3 I think Cage got the harshest rejection from Cassie.

[@brysuagar6520]

Didnt Cass get rejected by Baraka in another intro, lol

[@Soundaholic92]

1:30 that is actually super wholesome

[@nicodelgadillo6729]

“And how cold are you?” “Chilled to the core” “That is super hot”

[@malgus5555]

I see you're a man of culture as well.

[@R4GNAR0G]

Jax: "I can't, Cassie. I'm your Godfather." Cassie: "Don't worry about it, uncle." Jax: "How am I supposed to explain this to Sonya?" Me: *HOLD UP!*

[@figueroa241]

I WAS LIKE.. WOAHHHHH THERE

[@lesleygalvin3239]

*_S W E E T H O M E A L A B A M A_*

[@space_racc]

*CONFUSED SIRENS*

[@MaxTempo5295]

Azrael underrated

[@Nintendofan2012]

Someone explain this please! We need to know!

[@Cobaiiin]

"Want to taste Australia's best blood sausage?" "I'd rather taste your blood, Kano." "Would you settle for me sausage?" 1:55

[@darkneon5637]

😐

[@josmar1009]

Hes just a man of culture.

[@Koi_Swirl]

@@josmar1009 people who unironically use "man of culture" are secretly psychopaths

[@Gnomelander1400]

@@Koi_Swirl and?

[@sevoid6524]

That cracked me so hard

[@nintendoswitch3709]

Kano: would you like to taste Australias best blood sausage? 1:55 Scarlet: i’d rather tase your blood, Kano. Kano: *leans in* Would you settle for me sausage? 😂

[@chen2.096]

*s o s i g*

[@Shire_]

*Big meaty S O S I G*

[@victorvampirewerewolfhybri7201]

Bold the final statement for extra comedy, *like this!*

[@Shire_]

In this reply section everything must end with *B o l d*

[@nintendoswitch3709]

No it should *not.*

[@trueblueedits4673]

Liu Kang @ Jade: "I see the beauty, show me strength" Kitana: _Sharpening her fans_

[@billy_looomis]

I mean he isn’t wrong tho

[@Spoon80085]

Virgin: Hey you doing anything Friday? Chad: *You will join my concubines!*

[@birdguy9864]

S o s i g e

[@killerhentai586]

Virgin Kung Lao and chad Shao Khan

[@kennimoimoi6482]

The way Kano said, “Would you settle for me sausage?” Got me laughing

[@animewatcher2025]

2:00

[@estebanesparza9866]

1:55 “Want to taste Australians best blood sausage?” “I’d rather taste your blood, Kano” *_”WOULD YE SETTLE ME SAUSAGE?”_*

[@ImponteDeluxo]

He just scream to be killed

[@RandomPerson-cm2wg]

DELUXO he will probably think that it’s worth it.

[@nikoalvarez180]

Esteban Esparza goat tings

[@itsjordan1042]

“Thank you, I’ll pass” I love how sincere he sounds lol

[@niku_alt4201]

No one: Kotal: everyone is beautiful, but Jade is mine

[@ultimatebishoujo29]

True and Liu Kang is like: fair enough, I got Kitana

[@SMmania123]

"Skarlet, we hardly know each other!" - Kung Lao with the 10 out of 10 comebacks XD Edit: Thank you, so much for making this my most liked comment ever, my last one was 5k but you guys just blew it away with this crazy amount of likes!

[@bigbosscaos3923]

I laughed mad hard at that one 🤣☠

[@sunitamalik979]

Absolute madlad

[@logjamstudios1963]

2:31 the best

[@bontl]

That one was amazing 😂

[@norbi6088]

Best one XD

[@relictusimperator8647]

2:01 “Would you settle for me sausage?” Anime Eye shine effect lmao

[@HeraldOD]

I love how what they say sometimes wildly clashes with their poses "Wait what? Not what I meant!" *gingerly steps forward, flexing*

[@StEpHeNno22]

2:36: Skarlet: "I came to suck you dry." Kung Lao: "Skarlet, we hardly know each other." A little on the nose, but I still laughed. 😂

[@manipulativeperson7313]

That was a high ball, honestly.

[@adoboFosho]

@@manipulativeperson7313 depends on the temperature

[@zaria4905]

How do I access all of these dialogues? Is there a specific mode to play?

[@manipulativeperson7313]

@@zaria4905 I think it changes due to the difficulty, I suppose. But it could be random.

[@zaria4905]

@@manipulativeperson7313 thank you I played today and I heard some appreciate it

[@Rizztaroth]

"How did you and mum meet?" "Well, we flirted, then we engaged in kombat,"

[@issyyourboo2848]

Which led to your creation as we performed a "sacred dance" together🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

[@RichyCreations]

Mortal Kombat Woman (except Dvorah): exists Men: it’s free real estate

[@rose_garden2483]

richy and Meleena even tho I’ll wife her her up-

[@RichyCreations]

Rose_garden24 sameee

[@justjames391]

@@rose_garden2483 Groban head from her would be dangerous....

[@rose_garden2483]

Just James wHaT tHaT tOnGuE dO mElEeNa-

[@bakatoaster6000-yt]

No one likes dvora

[@AF-Twice]

The character designs are extremely impressive.