HOW TO USE THE $5000 DECOY

[@Gucksav]

Throw an AWP on the floor so you can see it from a corner. Hide in that corner. Wait for an enemy to walk by and pick the AWP up. Free kill. WTF THIS WORKS IN LE. K

[@null6_]

LMAO

[@remisthicc8870]

xD im going to use that.

[@overusedmeme7799]

They are going to wonder why there is just an awp sitting on the ground if nobody has died yet, and it isn't in either team's spawns.

[@Gucksav]

OverUsedMeme Who said nobody has died?

[@remisthicc8870]

True

[@ameenafroz]

You can't spell decoy without eco

[@kennedytheretard975]

Ameen Afroz lol

[@rollingrocky3608]

I can- DY- Daddy Yankee

[@sapporo1664]

Deeeceooy

[@pabel9863]

dickoy

[@realkilju]

Diicoi

[@BeanieMuffinFace]

"requires no skill except for aiming and pressing mouse 1" wait isn't that the whole gam- i've said too much

[@GuyIncognit]

Positioning Bomb site rotations Overall map knowledge Call-outs Co-operation Spray patterns Tap firing Balancing team economy Observing how your enemies play(this for when you get higher rank) and many many more skills to aquire. So no, it isn't the whole game. Except if you are a SILVER SKRUB

[@Arch-Tau]

YOKE

[@saxtonhale3059]

the joke your head

[@pine0kio512]

*WASD CTRL SHIFT MOUSE1 MOUSE2

[@glockel4308]

+The Unskilled Player lol, no-lifer

[@yungmalaria]

The 5-7 is literally the most broken gun in this game.

[@EtnaV2]

Why? The Nova can 1 shot too and is cheap?

[@iNoToRiOuS]

a $500 pistol vs $1200 Inconsistency Incarnate shotgun

[@cadend3880]

i have 20 aces frum awp in a month #gnmSmurfeLyfe

[@whtevr]

Wonder why none else follows this deranged guide to use the five seven instead of an ak or an awp. :)

[@EtnaV2]

iNoToRiOuS Use the 5-7 long range and its not op :)

[@velx2495]

Just use the awp as a shotgun, best one in the game.

[@HACKER-ct6hd]

i heve 100 ping i buy P90 and few seconds later i was best in team

[@pikky3688]

According to your Username there is a reason for that

[@wholesomehoorpari1971]

@@pikky3688 haha lol

[@ultimaterecoil1136]

Velx mag 7 actually has higher damage ( it can one shot you in the legs where that is the only place a awp cannot. ) so mag 7 is actually better hack sometimes you can finish off two people with one shot because of the spread making it a great weapon for acing after your team nearly murdered all of them but didn’t kill anyone.

[@isaacsanchez7317]

@@pikky3688 LMAO

[@Flint---]

this is as accurate as an AWP

[@PonzooonTheGreat]

So not as accurate as the AUG?

[@henri6311]

Clearly not as accurate as the AUG.

[@PUBGPlayer-dx5hx]

Flint Clearly not as accueate as negev

[@mattthemightymeme]

Genji Shimada not as acueate as your spelling

[@robertcalifornia9641]

Not accurate while running?

[@Ahrora]

lmaoo

[@dirtymonk748]

no you

[@siphobrisloks8133]

@@dirtymonk748 YAMETE ITS TOO DEEP

[@sebastianherpst449]

What brings you here?

[@basedneutral1173]

@@siphobrisloks8133 OKK "start doing faster"

[@rudders8054]

Your gunna trigger reddit....

[@yungmalaria]

It's true though

[@PallyNut]

*you're

[@emmey8865]

That's why it will trigger reddit @Razor

[@zekedelsken9963]

Im pretty sure this has been shared on reddit, with comments such as "Its true tho tbh"

[@yungmalaria]

***** It applies to all skill levels in MM, it's not as bad in most pugs.

[@todd1896]

I just wanna cry and hug this guy, not because that happened to him, but because he overcame so much. I hate that he barely even had his family in his corner, but he gained a new family at his school that gave him so much. His sense of pride is so admirable... I just love this video!

[@zangooey7915]

1:10 says 57 and health turns into 57 Coincidence? *I THINK NOT*

[@memarovic]

Bruh lol

[@MuhammadRizky-gl6gs]

p250 actually 1 hit to head on short range , and it's cheaper that five7

[@firemanjonas4999]

but the five seven is broke, so it does a crap ton of damage, and it has more bullets, faster firing speed and yeeee

[@DevinErgul]

bitch i cant hold mouse 1 and ace with only 60 bullets

[@Timeward76]

Fzmh it does less damage than the p250 if the enemy has no armor (the 250 becomes a fucking ak if the enemy has no armor) but it has WAY more armor penetration (91% x 77%), shoots way faster, and has way more rounds in the mag, which makes it more effective against armored (most) opponents all around.

[@ayjay6613]

f0cus plus it has the most rarest skin

[@Takito_Loko]

Not anymore vaulve please bring back the p250

[@rusty3070]

It annoys the fuck out of me you call it the $5000 decoy and not the $4750 decoy.

[@AislingPhoenix]

ikr, the auto is a $5000 decoy

[@breaden4381]

It's easier to say

[@technosycho1995]

Liu Kang why you guys are mad about this it's just 250 $

[@PapaSmurff660]

Liu Kang stfu liu Kang what you gotta complain about youre even more op than the AWP

[@infernohyun6539]

the awp is $4750 but plus $50 decoy become $5000 no need to buy kelvar and helmet just rush the kennyS

[@CuteC3]

hahah this is brilliant XD

[@m1key__]

CuteC3 omg you here?

[@blivmu]

CuteC3 hi mommy

[@1cRobb]

If you didn’t add the XD I would have liked ur comment

[@Scou1y]

what are you doing here

[@aloxfoe6378]

Bruh

[@hnmauy]

Now this is what i call satire!

[@ashscott6068]

I don't think it counts as satire when it's an accurate observation presented without distortion or hyperbole. This shit''s too real to be satire.

[@nakadasu7688]

Ash Scott couldn't say more xD

[@adhiram4113]

eXillion iiii

[@billkillernic]

This is what I call silver 1 to GN3+ the worse part is that most of them guys (atleast one per team in soloq and usually 2 or 3) SUCK at basic stuff with the awp like missing a target from long or mid that doesn't even jump or strafe a lot.

[@albanveshti2369]

I WAS WAITING FOR THIS

[@pig420]

I have been waiting for months. I can't wait for the Elo90 tutorial. ^^

[@brandonkey181]

I feel like you only make videos when you're salty about something ;-; great content

[@BeanieMuffinFace]

yea i get that same feel from his channel...still good content nonetheless

[@brandonkey181]

like 3 cans of soup ye

[@CaimanAlphaFoxtrotMike]

I asume you did read the discribtion?

[@georgerotmg4350]

i assume u diddent goto english class

[@mathafakahkid]

GeorgeRotMG i assume you did not go

[@lennyerdody]

You forgot to teach us how to throw over the wall at A site

[@Heydelios]

SIMPLE WAT R U DOIN

[@lennyerdody]

Heydelios ???? Haven't you seen that clip.

[@Heydelios]

Leonard SoSlav Yes, I was just quoting the commentators

[@lennyerdody]

Heydelios Oooooh I'm dumb

[@dpn5434]

B site* xddd

[@joenodden]

2:21 Exactly how I express my anger towards sniping.

[@Gameknight2169]

Hmm yes the “Kek-9” and the “Fucking Five SeveN” I don’t even play CS:GO but it gets me every time

[@notOEAH]

2020 No one:... Five-SeveN: My time has come.

[@JoãoVZZ]

Make It again, but with the new bullet nerf

[@thezachvolt6883]

2:20. This is the most accurate thing I've ever heard.

[@ComradeCarbon]

7 years... I've become an adult since this came out. I've been homeless divorced and bankrupt. the childhood whimsy fled from my ever aging, ever crumbling body. I look to the future, not with glee, but with the ever present pressure of time. will I have a family? buy a house? be happy? only time will tell. and time? time waits for no one.

[@nerd2544]

realest shit ive seen

[@mlgfrogmlg5540]

Been waiting so long for this bro thx aloy

[@mlgfrogmlg5540]

Alot*

[@melvinest]

I love these videos, they're honestly just amazing. Keep it up!

[@ichkataBG]

Its been 4 years and the 5seven is still BROKEN

[@retryghane]

"Are you tired of having a good team economy?" I died

[@nathancua8754]

I've been waiting patiently for this video!

[@LummyTum]

underrated channel

[@saheel1850]

I want a inotorious and luckyskillfaker collab, NOW

[@kyzed2552]

so you want me to not watch iNot anymore? LSF needs to fix his accent...

[@Mulmgott]

hes from germany so it isnt that easy

[@VoltsIsHere]

"LSF needs to fix his accent" FIX HIS ACCENT? LOL Fix your accent so it's German.

[@JohnSmithTheExplorer]

Am I the only one who knows the spray pattern of the P90?

[@ShinyEditz]

I know the whole spray pattern of the negev

[@Aaaakiller]

i Know the spray pattern of all the grenades Thats right!

[@oppy2510]

John Smith I know the spray pattern of the bomb

[@techrabbit6575]

@@ShinyEditz lol.

[@ShinyEditz]

Syed Muneeb damn 3 years ago

[@dylanphillips4007]

how to make a cs:go gun parody video -talk about how much you hate silvers -make at least 2 filthyfrank references -talk about how broken pistols are -start the video with "are you tired of _____?"

[@victorydance6439]

0:54 WOW I THOUGHT THAT DUDE BACKFLIPPED

[@lich5297]

xD

[@ghf9006]

😂

[@ByteBoiToastin]

tbh i prefer the SSG cuz the fast af movement speed and is basically a fast awp if the opponents dont have armor

[@CHOASlazerman26TLNG]

now 10 years from now we'll have the elo-90 video

[@ColorCodeWhite]

I once quite literally used my awp as a decoy. Laid it down on the ground next to a corner, and when the enemy came around to pick it up i shot him with my trusty pistol and took my gun back and went my merry way! i totally didnt die right afterwards to an ak47 headshot after turning around or anything

[@bitran_og]

Why is this so much entertaining?

[@leoasgeirsson5775]

Havent even watched it when you wrote it lol

[@Autsider]

oh yeah i just hoped so much that you'll upload a video today. thank you so much!

[@GetAFuu]

"A point and click adventure game" LOL

[@wiredel5384]

so what i've learned from this channel is that, in csgo, there are guns that are broken or useless, there is no in between

[@EvolvedTactics]

I wonder how the pro players feel about the way the game is changing.

[@xXTedwarriorXx]

"I need to find a new job"

[@333dae]

"i shouldn't have dropped out of school"

[@snapqueen491]

"Hey watsupp guys it Scarce here"

[@shrake5385]

This guy just roasted all awpers in one video.

[@luisherring9666]

Please do how to use the Sea Sh** or the sawed off -Note use the kraken skin

[@Paintconsumer240]

people who are good at awping: am I a joke to you

[@Tailsrulz123]

I call AWP the EZ mode gun. It literally IS the "Point and click" adventure gun.

[@crazyman3292]

So satisfied with the bhop and movement at the end with the AWP was a good one.

[@ashscott6068]

bind "x" "say Just watch catwalk. DON'T try to pick T spawn. bind "y" "say Here's your AWP back. Just watch cat this time and maybe you won't die" bind "z" "say Here's your AWP back. Are you learning yet?" bind "mouse1" "say Thanks for the AWP. Here's a P90"

[@CowTypeSh]

Was that supposed to be funny

[@Kryzertek]

Much thanks for madding this video, im really happy now

[@severinbrunner60]

S1mple watched this video.

[@frvn6565]

you just defined half the players of the game

[@vapenation7061]

2:10 "DMG_Pro_AWPer" hahaha

[@drinkwoter]

Old notorious was so much more funny for some reason

[@MrMaxer13]

2:20 Easier said than done. The AWP is not as easy as it looks.

[@seanconnolly1154]

Yes it is an easy gun.

[@CallumSpillaneMusic]

can kill with 1 bodyshot with armour.... yep that sounds easy

[@peachu7]

You just earned a new fan great video

[@fabio7081]

1:42 my teamates be like

[@Reds_E]

Me the whole video: WHAT IS AN OP? Me at the end: ohh.. an AWP

[@JODRecaps]

1 year ago i watched this and was like wtf no its not a point and click cuz i was new to csgo but now i do fucking get it

[@kennythawsh]

The part where you said no one is better than you reminded me of my friend. He gets picked through the door and he calls hacks lmao

[@pauloernesto1891]

0:04 WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS MAP?

[@DefaultMontage]

This video is more accurate than run-and-gunning with the Rek-9, and thats really fucking accurate.

[@rojamb2012]

Pistols have been this way for quite awhile and its not new. Not that im defending them, but people should stop leeching off this topic and acting like its something new.

[@1soar818]

they aren't acting like it's new they are just recently getting tired of it.

[@rojamb2012]

SoarinH Just recently getting tired of it, after 13+ years

[@1soar818]

.

[@rojamb2012]

SoarinH That sentence made no sense. I am very confused as to what you are trying to say.

[@1soar818]

ZOMG I am saying why is 13 too long? Maybe it just took 13 years, idk why that would be anything relevant

[@plemm]

This was hillarious :'D Nice video man!

[@Colesalad]

I honestly don't know why people complain so much about CS. I get that this is your opinion, but pistols aren't broken at all. You use the the clip at 0:47 as proof, but in a competitive you are never going to be standing directly in front of someone like that. And this is something that I see a lot of people do, they just go by the numbers and not by the way the game is played. Sure, you can take out all the other variables that go into game play, like grenades, spawn locations, choke points, economy, and use the guns as the sole method of determining whether something is broken or not, but the fact is your results will always be skewed. You can get those moments in DM, like on 1:21, and base that as your evidence for the game being unfair, but when it boils down to it, you rarely have these kinds of moments in an ACTUAL game (Competitive CS). If you look at those sparkles clips where the player gets an ace in 5 seconds, almost 100% of the time its because the other team sucks, and they're making mistakes. People are constantly complaining about CSGO, but the fact is, it's insanely well balanced and fair, and the people who complain more than likely don't know what they're talking about, or are just bad.

[@kerrydascouser123]

Pistols are only balanced when you play with garbage players who cant aim.

[@Colesalad]

Once again, aim isn't the only variable into determining whether or not something is balanced.

[@kerrydascouser123]

Connor Siladi I wonder why they nerfed the R8, CZ and tec-9? They were all perfectly balanced weapons, I mean the variables were just too many so they shouldn't have changed them.

[@Colesalad]

waffle muncher In the games current state, it's balanced. I'm not saying that things weren't unbalanced to begin with. The Tec-9 received a minor nerf, just ammo capacity, the R8 was obviously OP, cant argue that. The CZ-75 is in the right place right now. I'm not arguing that the game has always been balanced, i'm saying in its current state, its fair and balanced. Just tired of people bitching and not knowing what they're talking about just because they're bad at the game.

[@kerrydascouser123]

Connor Siladi It is no one where near balanced. Pistols should not and never should've had a 1 shot headshot potential on an armored opponent. (excluding the deagle) The only draw back a pistol has is that its drop off range and the fact that most of them are semi-automatic. A CT holding a site negates the drop off disadvantage and the 1 shot kill potential negates the semi-automatic disadvantage. Pistols are extremely OP, that's why we have a new meta of force buying in the second round its because we know that there is a good chance that we can win even though they have more utility and weapons which cost more.

[@SSCminion]

This is like HowtoBasic for CSGO omg i love it

[@DieEinwegSpacken]

Do you know why the 5-7 or the KAK-9 do more damage than a 5.56mm because its a bigger round than the 5.56. Bullet difference: M4A4 / A1-.223 KAK-9-.30 and the 5-7 -.226 NoHate i love you Vids

[@nednav8585]

troll, right ?

[@afterlife1897]

This is a human.

[@neighphen3406]

Yes, well the m4a4 is an ar with smaller bullets but it can spray better at enemy while the five seven is a non automatic pistol which has bigger bullets in it's mag, just like a deagle.

[@clarkyboy1480]

i think he might be mad

[@tuulosss]

This genuinely makes csgo look like fun lol

[@nck0679]

just buy scar

[@JustLuckNoSkill]

Great sense of humor, loved' it :) subbed. Keep it up!

[@coolgaming2462]

How to use the AWP: Step 1: install aimbot Step 2: buy the awp Step 3: get 40 headshots Step 4: get kicked off the server Alternative step 4: spam "NOOBS" in chat when game ends

[@thecaffeinator4883]

When I want to turn csgo into a point and click adventure

[@neef4634]

Someone's salty

[@neef4634]

+Karl XII I'm actually 13

[@yeti_melon]

"I'm 10 years old btw guys" -Karl XII

[@yeti_melon]

***** "I'm 6 years old btw guys & i'm retarded" -Karl XII

[@yeti_melon]

***** "I'm 3 years old btw I'm retarded and pathetic" -Karl XII this is just childish wtf are we doing

[@yeti_melon]

***** fair enough

[@Z-Twinturbo]

Golden -> "Body armor? Just don't get shot in the 1st place, dummy!" xD

[@ahmedsafwat1641]

I destroyed his ass at :39 (that was me )

[@grog6336]

Link the demo

[@c3cvitaly]

links arent eternal

[@fabiansegovia7580]

They acted it out?? It was not you

[@gabrielcordova408]

Thank you for finally making a video on this, now i can tell me teammates i's designated awper and then die every round!

[@RusskiBlusski]

Named his awp L96a1 when its an L115a1 :P (yes i have no life)

[@zexoq629]

Notorious: fucking fucking fucking fucking fuckinh fucking fucking My mom sees me watching this: Son don't you fucking dare to continue watching the video

[@captainkritzz]

1:52 KennyS sucks lol hahahahahahaha

[@ToastGamez]

"sucks"

[@fartman69420gghhh]

"Swallows"

[@debronnis1217]

KennyS is a bad pro AWPer now ever since the update that nerfed the AWP everyone treats him like a god but ignores JW, olof, guardian and s1mple they are good AWPers plus Kenny can not rifle for shit for a pro

[@jhksdsfhn47]

he is a pro

[@don-ut2190]

DeBronnis He's inconsistent but not as inconsistent Guardian, s1mple isn't a dedicated AWPer and so is Olof, JW is a trash at HOMESEMT but kennyS is getting back to his prime, you're probably new to the CSGO Esports scene.

[@JelowGames]

Your Channel is basically valves monthly patch list

[@wmtch]

Why 5000$ awp is 4750....

[@Monkimode]

Better name.

[@NexxZt]

I love how s1mple actually used the AWP as a decoy in NY

[@coachcro7722]

Sounds like you got off of a mm game before making this vid. Inside the mm game you got killed by a "broken weapon" because you don't know how to use the M4 and they know how to use weapons in this "broken game"

[@TheImmortalofGmod]

he does know how to use it, he showed you. but tbh you shouldn't be able to one tap someone with a five seven and not with an m4

[@tanethan8242]

well its all about balance

[@coachcro7722]

Banana_Clan Tbh if you allow opponents to get close to you when you have an advantage on range you shouldn't be complaining when they kill you

[@dnlocky1523]

Honestly the 5-7 and tec-9 are op as fuck.

[@bigeboi1000]

*Defending broken guns because you used them, but think you're special and aren't trash*

[@Nor1998_]

How about the loot kill? Throw away loot and they pick it up and you kill them.

[@skyecase5968]

if you were trying to be funny, you arent

[@dani3798]

i laughed

[@SteelKicker01]

I thought it was funny

[@fartman69420gghhh]

Wow must be funny made Putin laugh

[@SteelKicker01]

Hahaha, indeed

[@GOWxSnIpRzZx]

Or SmithZz

[@gh_3_2]

the Five-seveN was made to fire rounds that could penetrate kevlar/other armor types.

[@BobbyBlockable]

Now we need a video on the kek-9

[@dimitar9672]

I know these videos are old but idk how you dont laugh and how you can be so sarcastic 😂

[@vincentm3895]

That 5000$ decoy make sense now s1mple used that litterally

[@Dekko-chan]

Im sensing a trend in silver: if you’re winning, your team starts buying awps. Until at match point more than 3 people have awps, and then you lose because nobody is able to do anything in close quarters, and then you’re broke and you lose.

[@schkjit3149]

4 yrs ago wtf

[@allenkennedy99]

Enemy be like, ooh free rifle, never fired, dropped once.

[@aks1222]

here is inotorius acting like he actully knows how to play cs go

[@tylerr5167]

๖ۣۜζ͜͡sHpOoFeR fortnite pfp btw

[@raider7790]

Bro u r a beast in CS:GO I want you vs kennyS now !!!!

[@Rk_-qi2ih]

this guy actually has dragon lore im jealous

[@gamechanger6989]

Aged like fine wine

[@vincent3215]

lol k i was listening to spotify and ur intro song came up randomly while watching xd

[@Steaulo]

what is that room at 0:03

[@orianzvigi4261]

You really really right this game is so so broken and I love youre vids anyway (;

[@sanchezzz69420]

Thanks for the video, this definitely will help me be a better player.