Insane Stories from College

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Straight from a NYC studio and spilling all of your secrets, Chris cracks into your craziest college stories, hears about falling down the stairwell, cringes at cracking your head open, digs into ER visits, discusses going hard at the pregame, reads a resignation letter, discusses nursing homes, trashes US healthcare, addresses transphobia, gives the final verdict on polio, dives into dipping in dirty water, revisits his cross country days, learns about pooping on someone’s yard, and unpacks your messiest situationships.
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[@nmontoya_]

Can we talk about the audio !!?? Legit sounds like they’re in the room with you !! Go off sis !

[@hiimkorii]

Right!! I’m on a plane to go to my gpas celebration of life & I have the full headphone 🎧 experience & it’s elite!

[@user-mt6gt6gw6l]

I’m was thinking the same thing

[@ohitsrolo3157]

I was just thinking that- I’m so happy for Chris - I wanna call and talk about some family tea I need to spill to someone unbiased fr

[@bmw2295]

I was thinking the same thing!!! The first callers audio quality was ✨elite✨

[@ninaversluis4242]

second caller was so great ❤ i hope you’re having a great day & you can leave your job peacefully!!

[@dinaasali8603]

SADNESS, WE LOVE THEM

[@Melbean]

I’m literally stealing her letter to write to my job

[@danichaput3307]

YALL ARE SO SWEET :,) thank u sm for being so kind

[@nathanball1501]

I'm glad you addressed the caller from the last video. It was insanely uncomfortable to watch. That being said, I'm excited for the next time you do that prompt again

[@ninaversluis4242]

LMAO THE THIRD CALLERR the energies mesh so well

[@juliajusticetarot]

this was me and I am delighted to be here

[@callieanne3090]

Second caller-I hope you’re able to get out of there safely!! Also I caught your tøp reference-I said it in my head too!

[@danichaput3307]

thank you :,) also OMG thank you for identifying the reference i couldn’t remember what it was from!!

[@pico1753]

Chris the first thing I noticed the second the first caller came on was the crisp audio!! I don’t know if it’s the studio or if you changed settings but that’s some crispy ass sound !! Also the stories ? WOW top notch 10/10! From crushed skulls to resignations to polio ? 🤌🤌🤌 what a gold star episode ⭐️ Oh and how I wish one day you’ll run into the guy again with the “well meaning woman” of a mom, who buried his dad at Disney. That’s a street interview I’ll never forget 😂❤

[@Wixson2014]

Long time listener write in: This new caller format is starting to give me the same feeling I got while listening to the podcast episode "Mr. Apology" on "Criminal." The repeat callers build such a sense of community and familiarity. I'm really loving everything you're doing here. Incredibly entertaining and relatable. Feels like a conversation with friends 💌

[@elainafitzsimmons7807]

I’m obsessed with this podcast again like I was back in 2020 bc of the new format. it feels sooo genuine and I love getting to know the fans of chris and learning how many amazing people are out there!! ❤❤

[@swimmachica]

Thank you for addressing last week king!

[@pennywenny812]

The audio cut at 34:35 was so perfectly placed LOLL I also thought he said “two of friends died”

[@MikaylaFansler]

Ok loovveeeedd the resignation letter!!

[@bmw2295]

The polio pit caller matched energy with Chris TOO well

[@giannamarie8060]

to the caller who quit her job-i’ve been working at a nursing home for over a year now and i am so proud of you and jealous lmao it is truly the saddest thing

[@giannamarie8060]

and i work in the kitchen so i further relate that you cannot help them and the nurses ignore them :(

[@giannamarie8060]

they won’t hire at my work anymore is the census thinks we’re understaffed bc we are and then we’ll get more money

[@danichaput3307]

@@giannamarie8060 i know queen!!!!! i’m happy to hear someone out there can relate, it can feel so lonely

[@gabby4527]

I’m in love with the second callers voice it’s just so calming

[@danichaput3307]

:,) thank u

[@maniclexiedreamgirl]

ugh I wish I saw this prompt loll the amount of chaos from my college years could be a full Netflix series experience

[@L33W1NT3R5]

I looked at the polio pit stuff, and it looks like it might be a writing exercise/fictional story, lol

[@m_chell]

who's in the bush?🌳👀

[@miaskinner7827]

IM SAYING

[@abbygreiner1632]

The old Greg shoutout omg I love it

[@mytearsarepurple]

I love the second caller!!! the way yall were just talking like friends was so lovely ❤

[@ellismith2745]

posted one minute ago? wow, i'm seated i'm ready i'm listening

[@daniellep3230]

Second caller : my grandpa was at a nursing home near the end and there was literally one LPN and one nurses aid for like 90 patients it’s so sad, there’s no where near enough staffing!!! It’s like a whole thing, we are filing a lawsuit with the board of nursing and attorney general in my state for a neglect case

[@danichaput3307]

GOOD!!! i am so happy you’re fighting back. its the same pretty much at my place, such awful neglect. i’m glad someone else out there sees it. sending love and good luck with your case 🤞🏼🤞🏼

[@cassidybrewer]

Not the POLIO PIT

[@daydaytheplantgay]

Chris should definitely get the Sadness Lesbian her own anonymous podcast 😂❤🧡💛💚💙💜

[@danichaput3307]

sadness lesbian here, this made me LAUGH MY ASS OFF. thank u so much :,)

[@anblzzz]

This episode was so fucking funny lollll unhinged

[@lauraabeysinghe9321]

Oh, noooo, the "polio pit" guy was hysterical. The conversation went all kinds of ways 😂😂

[@C3p0pussiboi]

Having over 100 ambulances enter my freshman neighborhood in the first semester was my story. My friends were ambulance numbers: 4, 15, 47, and 98. They all made it out just fine!:)

[@JillianBuker]

every single one of these calls were top tier

[@taystowe9498]

Many employers where I live will walk you out the day you turn in your two weeks. Why give them two weeks when they don’t give you time to find a new job if they terminate you?

[@morriigu]

girl do that train idea!! so good

[@Corbor523]

I want the second caller to be my best friend. Seems like such a vibe.❤❤❤❤

[@danichaput3307]

you are so sweet :,) thank u!!

[@audreymarie1191]

Caller 2 so cute and funny 😂❤

[@InelNafai]

My job had so many people quit even my manager quit

[@chanity4024]

Sameee😂

[@Sarah-hd9vs]

I thought it was the parents and the brother saying that stuff too I didn't catch that it was them saying the transphobic stuff I legit thought they were like quoting ithers

[@nellys2045]

We stand Sadness!

[@danichaput3307]

[@nicolezaayer3331]

Wow I’m sad bc I have a few rlly good ones but I never pay attention to Instagram to know when to call lmaoooo

[@dogseasgod6013]

The sadness girl is so cute wishing her the best fr

[@danichaput3307]

thank u sm :,) wishing you the best too !!!

[@dogseasgod6013]

@@danichaput3307 omg queeen tysm❤️❤️❤️

[@hananananananana7315]

eharmony like, thee eharmony? 2000 girlies are quaking I love this

[@kolbijorgensen9835]

as a uiowa grad, i knew the first story was in iowa city before she even said it

[@fiveshotespresso]

I love the Mr. Red Bull!!

[@jamesreed-anderson3492]

Chris pls what is spinning/swinging in the plants behind you??

[@elainafitzsimmons7807]

the second girl is literally my favorite person ever wow

[@danichaput3307]

you’re so kind :,) thank u

[@AlondraSoto-r7j]

And I was about to light up a joint 😝😝😝

[@Me-dj2sz]

the glasses r scaring me it feels like ur staring at me. so i just look away…

[@phoebephan3660]

Omg I also fell on my head at Walmart 😂😂😂 I was like 2 and it was in the checkout line I was standing in the cart trying to get candy 😅😅

[@Sarah-hd9vs]

There's so many people that be making full course meals in their dorm. It's crazy as fuck but impressive

[@JellyyMango]

Okay but this format is so much like Miles perfect person Pod ! A cross over between both pods would be my dream 🤌🏼🤌🏼

[@staceydanyluk]

the audio is great in this!

[@annawilson6663]

Ahahahahaha not the polio pit !!!! That dude was so funny

[@carlywolosyn5705]

The way I pulled up the article to have a read along with you

[@Maria_1107]

literally just finished watching your recent video and now you upload this life is gooodddd😍😍

[@hedgehoghowie9186]

Taking about last week's transphobic caller, CHRIS I also did not realize what was going on. I was very confused by the whole convo and also thought it was the parents. I just wanted you to know. I'm so angry. 359°

[@ariannafair6524]

not having a good day today so thank you so much chris for taking me away for 54 minutes:)) love ya !

[@jessiecurtis3734]

Polio pit has me fkn dead

[@b2productions302]

I love these kinds of videos😂

[@phoebephan3660]

I had a situationship in college where his college dorm roommate was messy like barbeque sauce on at 4 walls and fries in every corner. So every time I'd try to hang out there if end up cleaning up for this guy's roommate and ended up basically letting him stay with me in my single dorm of all women. So like after 4 times cleaning this guy's roommates mess, I swept all his shit from the floors, garbage, clothes, cords, homework put it all in trash bags. He said he'd start cleaning better but a week later it was the same so I swept up his shit and put it in his bed. Somehow this guy had a girlfriend and she found it under his covers when she came to hang out with him

[@Me-dj2sz]

bruh they didn’t have the color phone i wanted in stalk and i was going on vacation so i just went w the black

[@Me-dj2sz]

STOCK? help

[@Crystal123539]

@@Me-dj2sz😂

[@babyscorpio7496]

I AM DELIGHTED & BLESSED TO BE HERE💀 🍵

[@Me-dj2sz]

an eharmony ad is boots down☠️

[@Katyn1882]

Dammit I would have so many good stories for thisss

[@lbbypnkxoxo]

Chrisss i cracked my head open when i was 2 toooo! 😅

[@mariahmedina6422]

How do I know when to call in? And for what topic?

[@gugucoco7360]

AN ABSOULTE ICON

[@Me-dj2sz]

“what’s good” “not much” ☠️☠️☠️

[@starzintheskyz4048]

this episode is why the show has it name😭

[@nicolezaayer3331]

AN HOUR I’m so early.

[@lilymarshall7608]

I’m thinking the orange flecks in the polio pit was pollen based on the campus at least I’m hoping 😭

[@Sarah-hd9vs]

There's so many movies you need to watch on edibles like Hamilton and inside out and honestly I'd love to see you watch all the deadpools

[@oliviarose9948]

aww i wish i saw this prompt im in college rn and it is crazy 😂

[@Me-dj2sz]

fell overboard😅😅

[@AlexisLopez-gc9td]

yes

[@elisabethmarrone1583]

So my crazy college story is more of a telling of what this one weird kid would do in my design class. I had a lot of guy friends in this class and one day they told me that if they were ever in the bathroom at the same time as this weird kid, they would see all his clothes being hung from the top of the stall and his bare feet on the floor. So pretty much once a day this man stripped naked in a bathroom stall. Still do this day do not know or want to know why.

[@Me-dj2sz]

we don’t talk about my 3 mo of college before covid hit. how can so much happen in 3 months. scary.

[@tieragibbs3045]

Chris wtf is moving in your plants ?

[@piercetheraine]

I can’t wait to start college omg but it’s onlineeee it’s a really good major tho

[@juliajusticetarot]

little secret for y’all - the audio quality was so good because we were in a video chat with Chris 🥹 I couldn’t believe my luck on this day ⭐️🔮💜🔮⭐️ #thirdcaller

[@Me-dj2sz]

slayyyyy

[@Me-dj2sz]

GLOROFIED IPOD TOUCH FULL TOME JOB JEJEJDJEHXNDHSJDNDHDIDJEJEIDHDI CHRIS IM OBSESSED W THE JOKES TODAY

[@MacP2990]

😂❤❤❤❤love you Chris 😊❤❤❤❤❤

[@rickelspickles]

20:19 wait I thought it was the parents too

[@maryanntuttle7053]

holy shit why am i kinda early(i am on time this vid has been out for 33 min)??? anyways love you chris you get me through cleaning the house 🫶🫶

[@MikaylaFansler]

I think the transphobic callers from last episode didn’t even know they were being transphobic…if felt like they were like “no I like trans people bc I have a trans friend” like ?

[@amysonnn]

I’m old greggg!

[@dalialauren]

I want to be best friends with sadness girl

[@danichaput3307]

[@salliep1825]

OLD GREGG!!!!!!!!

[@kyliesloan6804]

I’m convinced the polo pit person is Chris’ soul mate

[@Me-dj2sz]

champagne problems chris🙄🙄🙄 kidding love u🤍🩷🩷🩵🩷🩵🤍🩷🩷

[@hiimkorii]

Babe call in! I did (be nice bc duh) they offer to lend you one but they charge you and if you don’t return the phone they keep your money…. I had it all but canceled it bc I don’t want some random seeing my nudes bc of a broken camera lenses!! Much love y’all!

[@autumnalaut7334]

im so early oh my goddd

[@seenapanah]

Second❤

[@lindseyyyyyyyy]

ahhh first!