Extremely Unrelatable School Experiences (123 Go!) | Sad Boyz

[@AKA253]

It drives me nuts that Jarvis doesn’t have a bad angle. Just 100%, all the time.

[@toasty5032]

unbelievably real

[@gloomy_glamour]

It drives me even crazier that theres a huge possibility that he doesnt think that. God the human mind is so frustrating 😢

[@rVnsunshine]

You, finger just hovering over the screenshot button like a deranged maniac while your eyelid twitches: 🧌 Jarvis:🤴🏽😘💋

[@lunamercury_3113]

You’re tellin me 😍😍

[@jzr73]

Jordan too it's insane

[@GreyMcBeal]

It’s so funny how in so many podcasts Jordan tries to make a January 6th joke and Jarvis immediately shuts him down, it’s happened at least three times now lol

[@drswagmazter]

timestamp?😭😭

[@juju-kn6rx]

reminds me of when they talk about jordan getting sussed on twitter for tweeting about ********

[@mooniealex8411]

23:13 😭

[@mooniealex8411]

AND 45:59 😭😭😭

[@GreyMcBeal]

@@mooniealex8411 Thank you so much omg you’re awesome

[@mmilcz833]

The way I always interpreted “downhill” being bad in the saying is like it’s a graph so line goes down = bad. Although now that I think about it, there is an identical saying in Polish (which is my native language) where “downhill” actually does mean it’s easy from now on. Surprising to me that I never got those mixed up.

[@niresplural2007]

You can mix the saying and get "its easy to lose it all" like, there is no where else to go but down 🙂

[@kat8559]

no it means youre at the peak of difficulty and things can only get easier, bc going downhill is easier

[@sslimeman]

i have 100% used the phrase wrong even though i know this already 😭

[@asum7213]

I thought of "downhill" as tumbling and crashing along the way, lol.

[@banannarama]

1:14:22 “If there is a company that perceives itself as the protagonist, it’s America” - my new favorite Jarvis Johnson quote

[@Unfortunately_Mickey]

Jordan is too hard on himself, he's a very handsome boy

[@vendettacarcass6017]

right??!? he’s such a cutie:(

[@Heavenhellhaleema]

Ngl I always thought he was fine af 😭

[@jimmjimms]

VERY

[@sondpnichqfvd]

id leave my wife for jordan

[@diya-rc4fr]

@@Heavenhellhaleema LITERALLY like .. in the most respectful way possible he is SO good looking

[@homunculusgrey2921]

Idk why, but the idea of these two being old as fuck still doing sad boys is not only hilarious, but wholesome. Just a couple old boys doing a wellness check on each other.

[@scottcuyler8231]

I've told so many people how nice this podcast is and then they start hitting me with olive slander because they know I've developed a para-social bond that can't be broken. You boyz really played the long game here.

[@sanicarao4]

I just want to say that I really love this show. I need to have some audio in the background when I work/study/paint and usually i pull up the latest sad boyz and it just makes me feel like i’m listening to a couple of friends talk… and those couple of guys actually talk about things that interest me and have good opinions on things and unique perspectives- i’ve watched every post covid era episode and i’m very excited for the Boyz in 2024!!

[@gj5748]

Same!

[@PixelCherries]

Reached the part that's about KZbin rewind and how it doesn't work which reminds me of a video Hank Green did where, he suggested that Rewinds should be personalized highlights of what channels you watched most and the type of content you're into. So, basically Spotify Wrapped, but for videos. It was such an amazing and honestly obvious idea, and with how social media sites really love taking things from each other, I'm surprised KZbin hadn't done this. Really great Podcast btw, thanks for filling lots of silence this year. Excited for more Boyz!

[@cdw2468]

i think it’s coming next year, apple music has hopped on the train, with how popular youtube is with the demographic spotify wrapped goes for, it’s too obvious to not do

[@theguiltysecondaccount2100]

YT is just dumb, because they already do “wrapped” with the YT music recap, they started doing them like 2021 or 2022, and I’ve had 2 recaps since using the app. They also do seasonal recaps and make nice little albums for each of your recaps. They already know how to do this, they’re just not trying…

[@taylifts]

Other podcasts after an hour: "Are we at 60?" Sad Boyz: "What?"

[@asheronthehoise4813]

fr tho cause like i have it on in the background while i study/sew/paint/everything and SAD BOYZ IS MY SAVIOR when all of my other comfort pods run out 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

[@taylifts]

​@@asheronthehoise4813 it's perfect too bc they post on the weekends 🥹

[@Gubster_Animations]

real, i love that so much they don’t care if they meet the hour mark or who these are just two best buddies taking, who end their conversations with a *particular* phrase…..

[@mrgreencrab]

Small history lesson about denim signifying wealth: While the iron curtain was down, american made products were rare and expensive. Someone would get to go abroad and bring a bag fool of foreign clothes to give to all the family and friends. Denim jeans would absolutely be the type of thing to brag about in school. After the iron curtain fully fell, in 1991, former societ union countries were in disarray - political, legal, economical. In Russia, "New Russians" quickly took advantage of the shaky economic and legal systems during that time. Many of them are oil barons and are influential in the government now, some didn' make it. The stereotype is of them in denim and gold - most expensive objects in the eyes of very recently poor, soviet-born New Russians

[@northstarjakobs]

I remember hearing that people would often cut their worn out jeans into scraps for cushioning and protecting mail, and that people in Japan would sew those denim scraps back into jeans and sell them.

[@dgriffin3113]

I remember one of my teachers used to say that he would go to Russia and his like (teacher/guide? Not sure) would tell them to wear multiple layers of jeans so they could sell them for money there.

[@daydihey3045]

I'm russian, and I literally "inherited" an american eagle jean jacket from my mother lmao. it used to be one of her most prized possessions back in the 90s when she got it as a gift from the states

[@mrgreencrab]

@daydihey3045 that's really cool, though. I hope you kept it!

[@daydihey3045]

@@mrgreencrab yeah! I still wear it sometimes

[@HighFiveTheHorizon]

Listening to the podcast this year, I noticed that a lot of times when I am down, and I have some therapeutic conversations with myself, my voice of reason is basically Jordan (with my thoughts). It's me telling myself 'Your feelings are valid, it is hard right now....but also, admittedly, it IS silly' and that helps a lot. The seriousness mixed with the necessary levity in your podcast is unmatched.

[@Torgii]

I cannot express how much I love this podcast

[@starboardia]

I asked my mom for your merch for christmas and she thought it was so cute she bought stuff for my siblings too

[@mircat-dh3is]

Lets go sad moms!!!

[@spookygloberotter05]

​@@mircat-dh3issad momz

[@ArtistFormallyKnownasMC]

That is adorable!

[@JenTheTech]

Love to see two grown men not afraid to say 'I love you' to their best buds💜

[@Olivia-fe6sc]

2:14:26 I read: 1. No fighting in school 2. No phones 3. Crying is forbidden 4. Respect teachers 5. Do your homework

[@564Clayton]

This is very niche but I love how nicely you talk to your person off camera. I watch a lot of podcasts where they demand or just tell they’re person what to do

[@exacto0]

I really like the format of the show and how it's so easy to listen to because of the neurodiversity tbh, like this is my usual group dynamic where people interact and im just happy to listen in, and it's good to listen to for the many hours -- I really like that yall are finding your pacing and like finding the balance between what it means to be "Sad Boyz" and having serious conversations while also paying attention to your own boundaries. yall are doing great imo and i'm really glad and proud that you, as disabled people, have been able to find accommodations for yourself to make such a dream job possible! I think finding things to do that you are comfortable doing for a living is really important and I hope I find that for myself some day

[@justasquid8930]

As a locksmith apprentice, one, locks that accepts a lot of keys arent necessarily shitty, yeah they can be compermused easier but locks that take multiple keys are incredibly useful and have their place. Two, women are absolutely nothing like locks and thats an insane comparison 💀💀💀

[@elisevanhierden374]

Oh god, I found my son watching 123 Go! type of video the other day & instantly thought of you!

[@spookygloberotter05]

I cannot believe that there are Sad Parentz out there

[@Unfortunately_Mickey]

My 6 year old recently discovered Mr Beast and I'm so overstimulated 😅

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

​@@Unfortunately_Mickey praying for you omg

[@jamtamart]

Don't know if you guys will see this but I'd jsut like to say that i absolutely love this show. I've tried to listen/watch lots of podcasts- both from creators that i already enjoy and new people- but you guys have really only been the show to stick for me. The way you move through topics and discuss things feels just.. incredibly natural and relaxed. its weird to say but its quite grounding almost. happily apart of the patreon as well! thanks for the entertainment and great show :3

[@ember4714]

when i tell you this podcast soothes my ADHD so much oh my god thank you

[@anovosedlik]

Same here. My vyvanse is wearing off at this hour so it's a nice time to watch.

[@bee1189]

Mood, I put it on while I'm working for that sweet sweet body double action

[@ArtistFormallyKnownasMC]

Samesies 💜🖤

[@lizziayers]

39:30 re: the lock and key metaphor, my first thought is that if multiple people have the key to your house, it's because you gave them a copy. If someone has a key that opens many doors (like a skeleton or master key) and could get into your house without permission, that's much scarier.

[@barrothontherocks3325]

my take on it is insecurity, like they think the "other key holder" is in a position to come back in and open the door at any time. just an attempt to not come out and directly say "you can't have male friends because you're 100% going to cheat on me"

[@dreamedoutdoll]

i discovered this show from y'all's interview with BGD and have listened to nearly every episode since. i can't comment on how the show may have changed, but i will let y'all know i really enjoy the cadence, the rambles, the feels. Happy New Years ya sad boyz

[@saintnikz]

The lock analogy is identical rhetoric to the things I was taught in church such as girls being compared to licked cupcakes, chewed gum, etc. The fact that the same thing with different words is still being used makes me a bit rage-y.

[@inkblot.s]

this is pretty much the only podcast i follow. the chill vibes never stop and you guys are great at making conversation interesting.

[@avril8129]

as someone whose name is Avril i relate to him always getting asked if he's like the MCU jarvis. can't get through a day wearing my nametag at work without someone asking me if i have heard of/was named after avril lavigne (and no, i was born long before her career lol)

[@noope921]

“it’s all downhill from here”- out of one’s control and definitely gunna get worse “it’s all uphill from here”- can’t get worse with a lot of work to do to get back to base level.

[@eliz3225]

uphill battle: seemingly impossible task

[@kat8559]

"it's all downhill from here" means it can only get easier. because going downhill is easier

[@foxintrash9636]

Actually sense 8 got an additional movie length episode after the cancellation to finish off the show So the ending is actually pretty good, especially considering that it did what a whole season would have done It’s my favourite show so I’m super biased but you should really watch it

[@kennylaysh2776]

I feel your pain on names, after South Park...I STILL hear random "you killed Kenny, you bastards!" And then they ask "heard that before"? Oh no, you were the first. At least I know better than to say stupid things regarding people's names lol.

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

you know this might actually be the worst one. Good for you for not letting it turn you completely feral, I think I'd be slashing tyres by now if I got that south park quote thrown at me all the time. I find south park irritating generally but that one particularly irks me for some reason lol

[@kennylaysh2776]

@@RealElongatedMuskrat It's pretty rare these days, but it still happens even 20+ years later, lol. I just give a really blank look, and they usually get flustered, hahah.

[@dont-worry-about-it-]

I always thought of the phrase "it's only downhill from here" as meaning you're getting closer to rock bottom, but your thinking makes sense too! Also, sisyphus should put the boulder in the back of his Ford F1 pickup truck

[@kat8559]

it means things can only get easier from here because going downhill is easier

[@katekeeney2703]

listening to the key/lock bit screaming "KEYNIS" at my screen.

[@rambi1072]

I could eat green olives for every meal for the rest of my life and I do not appreciate seeing them be slandered

[@vendettacarcass6017]

me and my partner love binging the podcast and i love you both sm:( i’m sorry that you’re human and have to have human experiences

[@marialyar6097]

Idky this cracked me up to read 😂😂😂 Edit: to clarify, I read this comment right at the matrix bit they were doing so it fit well with the vibes 😂

[@riddlemefish6217]

1:43:42 "Do these glasses look familiar to you?" [Deafening silence] "Relax."

[@allison_isom]

These two give me a lot of hope. Thanks for spreading light, boys!

[@melaniesheldon8013]

Me too❤

[@livinglightning6336]

Not only did I pause the video when I was told. And felt very silly. But Jordan also made me look behind me.

[@pr3ox340]

This podcast having a NBA segment coming out nowhere is just so good to be true

[@juliam7358]

1:57:51 I have almost the exact same stuffed elephant, and it's the one I've had since I was literally an infant. I don't know how to describe how horrifying it was to look up from my crocheting to see her violently cutting it open via the ass.

[@Crashh965]

I’m a newer viewer so I can’t comment on the change. I can say the show has become a great part of my week to get through the monotony of my job. And I definitely feel like Jordan described. You guys aren’t my friends, you are the boys i listen to shoot the shit at work and it makes me feel less alone and crazy when the people at work are shitters sometimes.

[@screameureka7029]

this podcast is my savior during art classes

[@lissiemassengale5486]

Jordan: my brothers are so much more handsome than me Me: HOW

[@wizzytalksalot]

1:04:53 Dude what Jordan is saying about the little things that are frustrating about immigration, it’s so applicable to housing insecurity too. I’ve moved like three times in the past 2 years and it such little things that like, you get a fucking pack of pens and you’re like FUCK! YES! And you have somewhere dedicated to put it and it’s so satisfying, just knowing where your goddamn pens are lmao

[@Skiii_ball]

as someone who watched and rewatched sense8… even though the ending was rushed i would hiiiighly recommend

[@gabrielamendez5574]

Jordan is so right when he says some people seek it just for the social. I work from home and miss having bustle around me, coworkers, etc. Sad Boyz is kind of like having people talk about stuff around me while I work, I love it

[@LillianWard-mw4qe]

I know this is late but for sure. I always had the option to work from home at my job but I rarely did because I always had tech problems and being in the office forced me to be social instead of hanging out in my room all day. The problem now is that I do occasionally go work in my office but no one else is there and it’s more depressing.

[@meanjean7548]

Jordan bringing up Mr. Sunday Movies for some reason blew my mind. It's weird to think that the guy I listen to while I make art/relax does the same thing with another channel I listen to while I make art/relax. Every week I look forward to Sad Boyz on Fridays and Caravan of Garbage on Thursdays, and now I know THE sad boy™ is looking forward to it with me. Small world, or small Internet in this case

[@dbagette]

This takeaway harvested my blues away. Rodney! 😂

[@meanjean7548]

@@dbagette 😂

[@auntdrogyny]

Adding to the many ways the lock analogy makes no sense - I'm pretty sure I've seen a video of a locksmith explaining that it's easier to make a key that works for many locks than it is to make a lock that can accept many keys.

[@rabbit6546]

I love that picture of lebron it feels like I’m playing an until dawn type game where I’m on his narrative and I’ve paused the game

[@adrianpink8144]

Favorite podcast bc of your genuine friendship 😊

[@dimitra_k]

I found the podcast this year and it's been such a wonderful source of comfort and fun!! I'm not really a podcast person but I just love your style and humour, it's so easy and pleasant to listen to your conversations

[@Mx_Never]

Irregardless actually is a word, functionally synonymous with regardless, even though that doesn't make sense grammatically anyway love the pod keep up the good work

[@leahgarnett5989]

‘Would of’ (instead of would’ve) and ‘this is how it looks like’ (saying how AND like is unnecessary) are two phrases that people say that get on my nerves

[@user-ow1bc4sx2r]

Adaption vs adaptation is more complicated than “it’s wrong”. Both are words, some people claim both have the same meaning, some say it’s subtly different

[@gabrielamonasterio6]

I really enjoy the podcast, but one thing that has been a little weird/kind of bothering me is when the podcast thumbnail topic is the same as the most recent Gold video. It means I usually pass over the Sad Boys episode the first time it pops up bc I mistakenly think they are the same video. I don't mind the overlapping topics (I actually love the vibe of Jarvis excitedly showing Jordan the newest Internet thing), but it's definitely changing how I engage with the videos.

[@joeybean8779]

there's actually an audio musical w jonathon groff in it called 36 questions, where a couple uses the 36 questions to fall in love as a way to cope and move on after a huge fallout in their relationship. it's wayyy more interesting than it sounds, i just can't go more into detail without spoiling certain parts

[@bradenmoore2187]

This is my absolute favorite podcast! Just wanted to express that!

[@nickelcrave9829]

Love that Jordan listens to the Weekly Planet and as these are the only two podcasts I actively listen to, he's right about the vibes being similar.

[@corduroy799]

Bringin in the new year with this pod! I'm a bit of a newer watcher (probably started regularly watching about 5 months ago), but I love it. I legit put it on whenever I'm cooking, doing my hair, or an hour before bed. Y'all's style of humor is very appealing and the way y'all structure the pods just hits. It feels like I'm listening to two people shootin the shit. Sometimes the focus is on things I've heard about and sometimes it isn't. Then I can learn something new (like Pokémon lore). Anyway, forgot where I was originally going with this so happy new year!

[@softrime420]

I won’t stand for this anti-olive rhetoric. Olive Stans will see you at the capital in January, we fight at dawn

[@starrr365]

They really made the entire Mediterranean their enemies

[@garbomode29]

we (olive enjoyers) are stronger (due to our healthy mediterranean diet) and will defeat you (in combat).

[@lukebarrile3840]

The problem with january 6th is that it wasn't mediterranean enough

[@garbomode29]

@@lukebarrile3840 yeah that's kinda the only thing they did wrong

[@mayam9575]

Based exclusively on last name alone (Italian-American), I feel like Nancy Pelosi will be our olive champion. See u in two days comrade!

[@reese9381]

jordan has genuinely motivated me to be more funny

[@possumpassenger]

1:03:38 It's so comforting to me as a fellow adult that still hasn't gotten my driver's license that I'm not alone

[@yaraal-khalifa2505]

This is the only podcast I rlly stuck with. Go you guys!

[@erikajeankruger]

About the Olive hate. They are meant to be pungent to reset your smell and taste. Olives are the OG pallet cleanser and serve their purpose just fine with one on top of a toothpick on a sandwich or on the side of a charcuterie to go after the snacks and before dinner. It is the anti-mint and serves that purpose well. I only eat 2-3 with a meal though, and green olives on a pizza does sound overpowering, and that pizzeria had a psychopath for a cook.

[@barrothontherocks3325]

i feel like the downhill/uphill thing implies that your destination is at the top

[@AAACEntertainment]

I am generally an olive hater, but one of the puerto rican restaurants near my house cooks olives (sparingly) into their rice, and this may be the one application where I understand 🙏🏾

[@Owainmclain]

Jordan being a Weekly Planet fan makes me so happy

[@Whoopsie00]

A weekly wakadadoo if you will.

[@Samuel_Caine]

Am I the only one who absolutely lost it hearing the AI girlfriend designers collaborated with Mike Wazowski?

[@user-unfriendly_-o-]

I've been waiting for this episode! Something nice to do my new year cleaning

[@Lilamua]

Even though Sense8 did get cancelled, the fans insisted so much (sent letters, started petitions) that netflix made a two and a half hours movie/episode to close the story, so it doesn't have an incomplete ending, it's pretty good actually

[@ozmarichardson6524]

I always thought when people say "I could care less" it's being ironic or sarcastic. like "oh yeah, I could totally care less... NOT"..

[@halanhart]

I don't know why it exactly but it really rubs me the wrong way when Jordan isn't in the thumbnails.

[@sondpnichqfvd]

jordan erasure

[@Idk_Yara98]

FINALLY I have found fellow olive haters. I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life lol I only accept olive oil ofcourse. Edit: Second opinion of mine is my hatred for mushrooms. 2nd Edit: Final opinion is my hatred for carrots.

[@Jul1ette]

might as well burn your tastebuds off bc ur not using them anyways

[@luciadreaming9]

I despise your edits but ultimately concede to your original comment

[@tyjaelittle36]

Does anyone else find fruit flavors in drinks and teas to be awful?

[@M50A1]

​@@tyjaelittle36I may hate onions and pickles but I'm not a monster

[@michaldobrzyn]

Somehow I NEVER made the link between Jarvis and Marvel Jarvis until he mentioned it.. Wild!

[@noope921]

i absolutely hate “…all but…” example how i see it: “it was all but silent in the room after he farted” surely they mean it was silent in the room, i read it as tho it was everything EXCEPT silent. here’s how i always want to word this sort of phrasing: “the colorful art was amazing, though he used all but green, my favorite.”

[@Adriano_leal]

if you guys ever go to Spain, try the olives there, they are fantastic and very different from any other olives

[@zaynamogus]

i listen to this podcast every night for a bit before bed, it helps me wind down to go to sleep :3

[@owenfink]

Fun fact: Irregardless has been used so frequently that it is in fact a word, it means the same thing as regardless.

[@allysonfergot4474]

Love hearing the NBA talk! I grew up around basketball, and - like Jarvis - my boyfriend started watching NBA KZbin and is now a huge fan. We're going to see a Celtics and Bucks game soon!

[@Jul1ette]

ngl the 'only downhill from here' debate drove me a little crazy :3

[@mekinbah]

JORDAN LIKES THE WEEKLY PLANET?? OMG I love James and Maso.

[@Katfischyy]

1:32:15 Jordan also being a listener of literally my favorite podcast ever is not something I expected to find out, love my lil Australian nerd dads at the Weekley Planet

[@emilyrasputin]

I love it when they over-analyze the background and props of content farms 😂 I would watch so much more of this

[@keyvonsilva3297]

Thanks for this long episode guys. It took me a few day to click on it, with the new year and everything, but I am very happy that I did. HAVE A STRONG 2024 BOYZ

[@adrionna1098]

Finally all caught up on episodes after being 4 months behind

[@Deriedits]

My favorite podcast this year! Can't wait to see what you guys do next! 💗

[@ScoutSilico]

Yay! Jordan talking about The Weekly Planet!

[@_xbella]

thanks for the extra long podcast episode to send off the year, sad boyz! can't wait to listen to more new episodes in 2024 🖤

[@heat5wave]

I miss your channel so much Jordan but I’m more glad you been taking care of yourself big dog 👏🏿👏🏿

[@sslimeman]

ya'll look so handsome in this video! i love the monochrome look and all black with a chain is peak and that shirt looks SO good on jordan!

[@HardGrant]

I’ve long known you were one who grabs gems Jordan but to hear the weekly planet call out warms my heart

[@Angelynkd4]

Jordan w long socks is very visually british

[@dagostino357]

love all of jordan and jarvis 's eeveelutions but theyre both so goddamn fiiiiiine lately

[@sazonada]

I had a goal to be asleep by midnight and wanted a really wholesome but entertaining thing to listen to to be the first thing going in my brain to end the new year and I chose Sad Boyz. It's morning now and time to watch it instead of listening so I can start the year right with side butt.

[@dromie5059]

I remember when I turned 18 all my parents friends were like "It's only downhill from here!" They said it's a joke but too many of them said it for it to seem like a joke. It's been four years since then so I know I'm still at whatever they consider the peak but like. Are they correct? It just seems so pessimistic and they think I'm foolish for still looking up

[@kat8559]

it means things can only get easier, because going downhill is easier than going uphill

[@candacecandace6416]

not the olive slander on this episode

[@souleaterevans4589]

The thing about "how to bring makeup to jail" that's hilarious is you can really only wear the makeup one time, for a very limited period, before a guard notices or someone snitches. Then you're in the hole for a week or whatever

[@tffp_]

What a great New Years episode of Chuckle Sandwich Ted and Schlatt 😁

[@laurenl22]

I feel so seen at 17:58. I always say this and no one gets it/thinks I'm wrong. Thank u Jarvis.

[@gj5748]

I love this podcast, it's helped me in some of my hardest mornings haha.

[@Steeps444]

Hell yeah, love finding out that Jordan is a gr8 m8