instagram guitarists be like...

not trying to diss anyone, just trying to get back into the swing of making videos
honestly, the audio in this started as something serious and turned into a meme fest of hidden sound effects and ring mods so if anything, think of it as a tribute to all those guitarists on youtube and instagram that post short snippets of pure destruction

[@robscallon]

The internet is so much better with Kmac in it.

[@MrTumnus1987]

a wild Rob Scallon appears!

[@arpa_cern]

with you both dearest rob, with you both! 🤘

[@rohanb2711]

Hear hear!

[@rocesboyanthony5343]

Agreed

[@atticusbeachcruise8657]

On gang robby boy

[@AaronTats]

Dad came back with the milk

[@usukapal]

And gave us the cream

[@tom_shredz]

Milk came my dad

[@hank-scorpio]

No he didn't.

[@damiendelvallee7256]

and 10.000 packs of cigarettes

[@brdane]

​@@usukapal😳

[@TeganCantEven]

The dial up breakdown was amazing in the most genuine way.

[@ManleyReviews]

that dolphin riff was so born of osiris (orcas)

[@downunderdudes5227]

More videos please. Shits fire son.

[@DeddycationMusic]

Bro recalled his password

[@thelastdaybreathinginetern1385]

It was Djent sounds

[@Monkeyb00y]

01000100 01101010 01100101 01101110 01110100

[@Lateralusaint.]

i recovered my password 10 minutes ago this is the first video I watched and your comment is priceless.

[@DecapitatedOwns666]

Soooo funny man.... did you come up with that on your own?

[@moelester8547]

​@@DecapitatedOwns666 you are le edgy redditor wow youre so cool i wish i was you

[@andybta]

DolphinCore

[@NoEasyFeet]

Finally, music has porpoise again.

[@andybta]

@@NoEasyFeet the listeners are having a whale of a time.

[@warmetalpacifist]

I give my seal of approval

[@andybta]

@@warmetalpacifist I sea

[@TheCompassionateApostate]

56K-ore

[@mar10h.]

The fact he was able to play all the characters by himself is just mind-blowing Good to have you back

[@NeuralDSP]

Not the dolphin dial up breakdown

[@GertuCapur]

Dial: UP ✅ Break: DOWN✅

[@sixbrokeneggs]

broooooooooo how can people have this much sense of humor, how do you come up with jokes like this man??? jesus i started crying how much i laughed at this comment

[@paulanderson9650]

Set my metronome to 56k!

[@OK-rx3xl]

A breakdown is what I have when Kmac doesn't post in almost a year.

[@johnnycochicken]

YES

[@DrCaesarsPalace_MD]

Dial ☝️ break 🍑 that’s the way we like to 🤡

[@Kmac2021]

damn! thanks for all the love in the comments ❤ Maybe I could do this KZbin stuff after all

[@ghastlyshimmer]

I hecking love this videos man! Keep em up. Also you should upload the ambient stuff here in youtube! People will definitely appreciate it.

[@ythandlerandom1278LK]

We missed you Kmac!

[@insanegamer1289]

Well duhhh man. You inspired me to start doing djenty stuff. Bro I love your vids man. Especially your music. You got this dude

[@Kanycmka]

in this dark times? yeah. miss ya, man

[@christianeddington9289]

love you kmac, hope you're well brotha

[@KaskaCoffin]

KMac all jokes aside the people need you and your content. I need your content. It’s a light in this insane world we get to share.

[@alabamapilot244]

I like the part that goes dun grrrk grrk dolphin dun DUN.

[@Vixeryn]

The dolphin chattering was actually so sick

[@marcusshoults]

String wobble was pretty funny but the dolphin got me to smAsH that bEll

[@IshmamAhmed]

I’ve never rushed to a video this fast in my life

[@damienkurast]

yea, there is not much i will pause what im watching to watch XD

[@nicolapo_]

us

[@lostandfound8275]

Same

[@BrunoApari]

Bro, you speak the truth, from all of us!

[@mak_attakks]

saame, dude I missed this guy so much

[@PetarBladeStrok]

The dolphin took me out LMFAO

[@thomaszi.2515]

I am literally so happy that i rewatched the majority of your videos in an instant... thank you so much

[@ShadowOfUs]

the dolphin noise was next level djent

[@dustinclark8680]

I couldn’t stop laughing at how low tuned those bottom strings were.

[@paulwieber2067]

Drop double d('s) 🤷😂

[@fungisomewhere1463]

not low enough

[@dustinclark8680]

@@fungisomewhere1463 🤣

[@luciddreamcomplex]

Died at the dolphin. Just got better every second from there. Thanks Kmac, you always know how to make me laugh!

[@merfall2224]

Such a happy day when kmac comes back with a video. Nice to see you man!

[@syzerx6789]

the string wiggling so much its going off the fretboard 💀

[@VoiDukkha]

that dolphin noise fits in so perfectly. brilliant. genius

[@re_loyola]

He protecc He attac Look, it's Kmac And he's bacc!

[@tcg2717]

You're just so damn creative man. Any day with your video upload makes me forget about all the bad stuff momentarily.

[@erizzle67]

When I think of Instagram guitarists I picture highly studio’d acoustic guitar with the person slapping and knocking all over it like it’s a drum kit.

[@widexawake_]

Dude, just say Marcin. We all know who you're talking about 😂

[@evilevie87]

Yup

[@dimitrijekrstic7567]

I hate seeing that tapping slapping shit. And that's comming from someone who usually loves acoustic guitar.

[@Kushagra3946]

That's exactly how it's become 🤣

[@The8BitDrummer]

The King has returned!!! XD

[@anormalperson2679]

Make a cover on stream or else there might be a new djent guitar tuning where the lowest string is one octave lower than your kick drum

[@codigoceropokemmo]

The end... The end is near

[@michael-varney-music]

Dude was gone for 1/3rd of my entire guitar playing journey! But he is back now!

[@guitarsimon1]

I never knew anyone would be capable of consistently making simultaneously the heaviest and most hilarious breakdowns, but here he is.

[@giantenemybird2687]

Ok the dial up part was unironically awesome

[@slash970224]

you are the problem

[@WhammyLooper]

KMACHIAVELLI THE LYRICAL MACHETE, MY FAVOURITE SCOTSMAN IS BACK!!! *insert Braveheart theme*

[@JenyaIsJustChilling]

fredo0o0o0om!

[@kraken3022]

Upvote for Braveheart reference

[@danilocalic797]

SSCCCOOOOTTLLLLLANNNNNDD FFFFFFOOOORRRRREEEEEVVVVVVAAAARRRRRR

[@codigoceropokemmo]

the best scottish

[@EloirBraun]

The Master of guitar memes is back!!!! Glad to see ya, man.

[@lancedespins4895]

THE RETURN OF THE KING

[@Motivious]

the dial up breakdown was a nice touch

[@justinsundstrom8976]

When I think of Instagram guitarists, I think of guys making duck lips and showing off their jaw line with a 12 string.

[@unforg1v3n]

That's Tik Tok guitarists.

[@xttocx]

@@unforg1v3n Yeah that One Direction looking coin purse who starts every video with his guitar on the floor, total wetwipe of a human.

[@rakasaac2197]

@@xttocxJon dretto

[@pedroKwiecinski]

Sounds promissing

[@ForWhatIsAMan]

God forbid a guy who’s into metal/guitar isn’t a fatty like you

[@CounterCultureCantCount]

The f'n dolphin sweep lmao.

[@ukoid]

I erupted at the final freezeframe. 😂 Great to see ya again Kmac

[@therealmorganofficial]

That dolphin slide was actually amazing haha

[@tenson95]

Kmac's return in 2024 will go down in history as one of the defining moments of this decade.

[@goodpeopleoftheworldunite]

The defining moment.

[@Chamule]

it’s videos like these that made me learn to play guitar. much love kmac so glad you’re back

[@EnvyRanger]

You wouldn't even believe how excited i got when i saw a new Kmac video in my recommended. Hell yeah brother lets go!

[@jannik-x]

I'm gonna tell my grandkids this was carbomb

[@daniolus]

Car Bomb 2: The Squeakuel

[@ryinh4117]

Or frontierer lol

[@gombles]

car bomb + frontierer's gen z baby

[@fromulus]

I'm gonna tell my kids this was Seinfeld.

[@weezusQL]

@@ryinh4117 it does just straight up sound like Frontierer ngl

[@lazybear-7327]

It's amazing how a minute and 23 seconds is sometimes all it takes to get one's day from shitty to brilliant. Thanks, King Mac!

[@bman3983]

well said lazzybear

[@dmanisbadatthings8803]

Ever other month or so I make the trek to kmac's extreme guitar tips and never fail to laugh, but I'd be reminded of his absence. Couldn't be more stoked he's back

[@Acj3006]

Ngl those dial up tones during the breakdown is fucking sick

[@alexabplanalp4455]

It just became a pissing contest of who can play the lowest, least audible notes.

[@ryanzakk]

feel like vocals have gone that way aswell, who can make the most retarded sounds possible

[@scandalousbeans2591]

And as much pitch fx and other stupid shit as possible

[@jinksphoton]

Floor already won this

[@someone7068]

More of a pissing contest of who can shred the best of what ive seen atleast

[@chasinggoats8155]

.....and I'm okay with that

[@static_motion]

My boy just comes back out of nowhere trying to meme and ends up dropping the hardest breakdown of the year

[@pricklycats]

This is literally just that one knocked loose song but with raptor noises

[@CommanderCodyChipless]

​@@pricklycatstrue, nothing special but it's still cool

[@goobingtons]

Raise your standards

[@static_motion]

@@goobingtons no way in hell I just witnessed some dude with of mice and men and whitechapel in their playlist telling someone else to raise their standards

[@pedroKwiecinski]

​@@CommanderCodyChiplessthere's literally a dolphin in it

[@redshield4646]

It feels so empty without yaboiii 😂 sick af ...another please

[@PrimalVoidMusic]

Bruh's still one of the funniest bruh on KZbin.

[@vasilios1994]

This wasn't on my bingo card for 2024

[@jacksonburns5103]

Return of the mac

[@cassl7001]

HAHAHAHA

[@AndreasJacobson]

still alive just like 2pac

[@Aldairion]

@@jacksonburns5103 ONCE AGAIN TOP OF THE WORLD

[@phonkey]

oh my god

[@CesarSandoval024]

Return of the Mac n Cheese 😂

[@starrk7158]

I love the ending credits, that was my favourite part. Oh as well as the dolphin sounds.

[@dissinyosandwich7548]

The strings look like they’re trying to escape from the neck of the guitar (great playing btw glad to see you back)

[@alext1955]

you don't realise how long you've been waiting for a Kmac video until it hits you, because the man doesn't miss.

[@bennjibertie9450]

Kmac and dolphin sound effects is what the world needs right now

[@yasserahmed4245]

First of all welcome back kmac! You're more than loved than you think brother. Missed your meme content, your skills and most importantly YOU, hope you're taking care of yourself ♥️🤘🏻🎸

[@gt_beltran42]

The dolphin dial up breakdown was actually pretty sick ngl

[@ctskifreaks]

He's.... He's back.

[@Jefafa824]

As was foretold 🧌

[@BenWasHere]

That dolphin noise was outrageous!

[@aviationcompilation455]

GOD I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS MAN. You are an amazing musician, producer and youre hilarious.

[@persilpeople]

Good to see you back Kmac! Met you at Slam Dunk a couple of years back, hope you’re doing well!

[@infestasyde]

Dolphin slide down the strings is one of the best things I've ever seen in my life.

[@violet__butterfly]

You know its a kmac video when the "joke song" actually bangs

[@cdfox85]

It doesn't though...? The whole joke is that it's a bunch of useless, boring chugging.

[@athraxis]

metal is dogshit if this is considered good

[@martenveersoo8502]

music is subjective and this is a shitpost

[@leonardocsantos4651]

if you think this song "bangs", you're the reason this type of music is trending

[@martenveersoo8502]

@@leonardocsantos4651 who gaf what kind of music is trending. just fkn listen to whatever u like. how hard is it?

[@GJagush]

Hey man, glad you're back! Much love to you.

[@kenpachikenpo2697]

Long have I awaited this return. Fuck yeah dawg 💪💪

[@brycewalburn3926]

It really is crazy how wanting to listen to full songs practically makes us dinosaurs

[@aleksababa]

Imagine sitting through an album

[@suburban-vampire]

@@aleksababa It's funny, but the new BMTH, because it has a continuous mix, was one of the first times in a long time that I like put an album on and then just let it play all the way through and like vibed out as though it were a CD or something. It made me appreciate the work they did to make the songs flow together, but also yeah, our mode of music consumption has changed so much, and life is so busy, that just listening to the same band for like an hour seems like an unusual thing now.

[@arianash7763]

truly, we live in a songciety

[@brycewalburn3926]

@@aleksababa Album...like photos? I kid. I kid.

[@goobingtons]

Most bands these days can't write enough good material for a full song. Especially these drop Q bands that rely too much in their whammy and programming

[@JEKAFISHER]

His return was foretold by the ancient ones

[@andreaswehrmann365]

Damn, the string tension! He cranked those puppies to the edge of breaking! 🤪🤪🤪

[@devensaiz7039]

😂😂 when the dolphin effect / harmonics hit , who thought his guitar strap was the bottom of a dolphin mouth !

[@ChaosPootato]

The dolphin riff is unironically pretty sick, good to see you're still around dude

[@markovthebe6st]

This is so on point as a parody but also ridiculously good production and breakdown in itself.

[@KrisCreasy]

Okay, that was insanely fucking sick. I lost it at the aol dialtone

[@alfman0016]

The KING has returneth!!!!! 🖤 good to see you back buddy!!!

[@HerDyingVoice]

And when the world needed him most, he returned...

[@JoeyFknD]

Disappear for a year into absolute banger meme vid is wild

[@Darlingfascist]

I've never felt so called out before. Glad to see you back Kmac.

[@LateDude96]

Babe wake up new Kmac video dropped

[@Wilboforce]

Guys he thanked me, the viewer

[@Dm3qXY]

Hey everybody, found the executive viewer!!!

[@andree182]

whaddaya know, he thanked me as well!

[@faselblaDer3te]

Good on you man, keep up the viewing 👏

[@Game4Lord]

No, I'm the viewer. Go away :P

[@user199543999]

The single entity!

[@TheShut1]

*Takes a whiff from the glass, sips a little, lets the taste coat all the taste buds* -Yes, that's a 100% classic Kmac meme video.

[@epsilon6516]

The 2021 vintage

[@ShadowFlame420]

don’t forget to aerate it

[@paulanderson9650]

Free range, non gmo, ethically traded, gluten free kmac memes.

[@jakobdavis360]

It’s hilarious I was legit thinkin about you today and the acacia strain tactical nuke vid and then this happens

[@diaryofamadhillbilly2217]

Been a while. Great come back vid.

[@georgthesecond]

Finally, a sequel to "When you run out of weird noises to put in your breakdown"

[@SpaceMissile]

this is 100% accurate.

[@crungushakooter]

I like to think he was just working on his SICK tone while he was away and he finally got it dialed in

[@x0scimy0x]

One might say, he got it...dialed up

[@user-px5bh8zt7s]

His TOAN?

[@MegaEmmanuel09]

Seeing this now just reminds me to hit that damn bell for these banger uploads

[@nyuckkamoments12]

Being reminded kmac existed and is putting out new content is a big up in my day.

[@erikrevier4053]

That Dolphin Harmonic was sick!

[@WillAHWarpath]

Kmac is the kind of satire that actually still absolutely slaps

[@MrSpicyHotPepper]

No jokes, that shit went hard! Welcome back. King!

[@YoungOneJim]

I was just scrolling your page the other day reminiscing, good to see you back man ❤

[@andrewborgia3613]

"What genre of music have you been listening to lately?" "Uhh, Dialup Chugg Core."

[@mememaster8050]

This changed my life! Thank you Kmac 😢🙏

[@JLR-STL]

We contacting the aliens with this one 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@kevindrinkswater9024]

I kept seeing the guitar in the thumbnail and I'm thinking "not another bedroom internet guitarist" then I saw kmac INSTANT CLICK

[@bluemonday9538]

0 + random high pitched noise = modern metal

[@northtimo666]

@idontcare-ct7jmSix string baritones is the thing now mate.

[@kakadu2004]

Sure, mate. Sure.

[@LeoHarjula]

Well, Kmack, if you ever needed confirmation that people fucking love you and your content I think the fact that the comments are flooded with positive vibes for your timely return speaks for itself. Missed your videos, love your stuff, thanks for all the laughs, and thanks for the banger songs you made (Idol Hands is incredible!)

[@vm2482]

Breaking windows and sending faxes. This song takes me back .

[@stokerman159]

I knew I felt a big change across KZbin… you have no idea how happy I am to see you again

[@neilmccaffrey]

he remembered the log in info

[@Cedwig234]

they be like "check out the noises i can make by adding after effects to my guitar track", while not having a single catchy riff on their profile. glad you back king!

[@daanvanderrol5627]

Your Comedic timing is so on point!

[@FailureToBe]

We missed you, kmachevelli2021. Welcome back, king.