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[@belabahn]

1:44 - I wonder, what part of PRESSURE-cooker was not clear to these two. 🤣

[@Nefville]

They learned very quickly with probably some really nasty burns

[@user-mf7nb6fg1b]

obviously they don't know the phrase RTFM ...

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

Guaranteed that guy went to ER.

[@davidepannone6021]

Brainlets.

[@kentmackey2717]

I'd say the vent was either not installed or not working.

[@sad_michael]

The companies that make slip resistant stair tread should sponsor this channel

[@user-mf7nb6fg1b]

ha ha .. they're only "slip resistant" when they're dry

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

But they already have a sponsor with the Association of Use the Damned Handrail That's What It's There For

[@brookss2141]

Even companies who do slip resistant pads. Those falls look so painful.

[@cw4608]

Excellent idea

[@moment5s]

😂😂😂 great ideal

[@jerbganderwood8433]

Man, I can't even watch the people slipping on the stairs. Hurts my lower back just thinking about it.

[@GIANTPENGUINZ]

Same

[@danielreed5199]

Once you are over 40, things start hurting for stupid reasons. I hurt my back this morning because I was leaning against a door frame for 5 minutes.

[@JoeKnowsWorst]

@@danielreed5199 you can sure as hell say that again, I'm 42 now and am sore for no reason any time I sit or stand too long, my vision started getting much worse, and I get little minor charley-horse type pains in my leg, and even occasionally in my chest...

[@MPPelli]

I'd do well without seeing a single slipping on the stairs in these compilations. There's usually at least one or two in every video so they're repetitive. They're not even funny, just painful to watch.

[@davidevans2390]

I was just about to add a comment - who actually enjoys seeing this? Please stop putting them in the videos - very boring and uncomfortable to watch for anyone with empathy!

[@TheLastArbiter]

1:25 I like how the kid runs concerned after the pumpkin and ignores who I’m guessing is her father that fell 😂 credit to her she did ask if he was ok when it started, but as soon as that pumpkin hit the grass, priorities changed 😂

[@jjason4568]

I thought the same thing.🤣

[@favoritemustard3542]

How is asking someone if they're alright ignoring them?

[@explosive_shart9405]

01:45 my parents house still has a stain on the ceiling from a pressure cooker that had a bad safety.

[@user-mf7nb6fg1b]

it was probably Made in China .. and used USED condoms to make the seal

[@MarilineAdinacross]

I will never have one of those in my house, hell no

[@jeremiahsmith2037]

The pressure cooker exploding made me pucker up.

[@Kanglar]

The girl had the slowest reaction I've ever seen to an explosion.

[@LauraWilson19952014]

Very scary stuff!

[@MisterW0lfe]

lots of pressure cookers were used as IED's in Afghanistan. My PTSD flares up if I'm in the same room as one of those.

[@corneliusthecrowtamer1937]

@@MisterW0lfe it's basically impossible for a pressure cooker to explode under normal use (not filled with explosives) unless 1. something is STRONGLY blocking the blow-off valve 2. you open the lid while it's pressurized (and get what you deserve)

[@Lwah0812]

@@MisterW0lfe I believe they were also used in the Boston marathon bombing.

[@moment5s]

_2:34__ When Spider-Man is in a parallel universe.😂😂😂😂_

[@Mr5Fail]

Looks like Spider-Man's web-slinging skills need a bit more practice! 😂

[@tekarock]

I had a fall 2 days ago at my local park and I know the car parked close to me had a dashcam. I wonder how long it will take for that video to show up here 😁😁

[@failarmy]

You gotta submit it for us to use it!

[@minigiant8998]

@@failarmy i have the footage

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

It's cute how the girl helped her dad by chasing the escaped pumpkin!

[@RaptorJesus.]

i wonder if people will ever learn to use the hand rails on slippy steps...

[@TheCanadianFurry]

sorta hard to use them when your hands are full and its slippery

[@Earthneedsado-over177]

Always have something in both hands and slippery shoes.

[@drats1279]

3:32 That was a brave man. I hope he survived the fall.

[@Earthneedsado-over177]

It was the crushed vertebrae that caused the collapse.

[@erkisdead]

If only stair cases had some kind of railing you could hold onto. 🤔

[@TonyEnglandUK]

That idea will never work.

[@Gynra]

Ima stealing that idea. Gonna make me a fortune!

[@LarsDcCase]

One only has to be careful.

[@WontSeeReplies]

This is America. Does the railing come with core strength? …I said strength, not width.

[@morgand.schrader1121]

But if your hands are busy holding your keys, wallet and cup of coffee, how would you grab the handrail? 🤔🙃

[@dracomaster4]

4:47 The way he fell almost looked like bad CGI for a second lol

[@kirkthejerk7258]

Legend has it there's a video of somebody going down their front stairs *without* falling.

[@cindydott452]

As someone that was hospitalized after falling down a whole flight of stairs, those videos always make me cringe.

[@discovolante6624]

winter is coming and along with it all the people slipping on ice clips

[@derkisdonenow6472]

Can we all get not give the woman that was on the guys shoulder props? I mean she gave him a hurricanrana

[@kvall4088]

That’s gotta be the squatting WR…💪🏼🎉

[@Elbereth42]

CAN WE ALLLLLLLLLLLLLNOOOTTTTTTT

[@alpha068]

A poison Rana even.

[@irvinmartin4936]

Scott Steiner said he invented that move and it's called the frankensteiner

[@davidepannone6021]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 IT'S A FRANKENSTEINER

[@jaydeebow6431]

I wonder what the guy chasing the boat would have done if he had even caught it..😂

[@wendyryder2708]

lol!

[@kristenrockwell6637]

Same thing a dog chasing a car does, get confused, and run away. Actually, he probably would have hurt his fingers and fell down lol

[@ynb3a9y4life]

3:35 ....... a Hurricanrana out of nowhere!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Catmanxii]

You should always be super attentive with a pressure cooker with nobody distracting you, even the slightest move of the lid is often a disaster while it's still got pressure in it!

[@melissaholleron719]

It's in the name "Pressure Cooker" 😆

[@jasonmillers6941]

The pressure cooker exploded because of the stress the dude was under to cook a meal for two.

[@Earthneedsado-over177]

Cooking for two? Is it even possible?

[@code33us]

*Your videos are always the BEST!*

[@BitSmythe]

*NO MORE FALLING DOWN ICY STAIRS!*

[@discovolante6624]

just wait for winter in america and thats all we will see

[@Nollic15]

“I like rocks”. Lmao shout out cam Patterson

[@oliviad735]

6:41 i thought it was popcorn until i saw the window lol

[@KardboardKenny]

laying the fridge on its side did more damage than the dude and his girly knot top dropping it. .

[@user-et8xr6ll6j]

1:20 don't even need to call the police

[@dainbramage3558]

" im not retarded but i like rocks " wise words

[@Diego2k5009]

They edit out beer and language, yet this was left in! 😂

[@TK-ui2th]

kam patterson on kill tony!!

[@jrice4763]

@@TK-ui2th yeah, i noticed that too. weird how they just dropped his voice in that clip

[@GrizzledTanker]

'Crack rocks'

[@TK-ui2th]

@@jrice4763 gang violence? 🤣

[@TomFynn]

0:36 Roll, roll, roll your boat, gently down the hill...

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a *FAIL*

[@Ohmygodstfu2045]

Now my neighbor is going to raise hell.

[@RangeWilson]

6:30 Damn, that's one powerful ceiling fan!

[@BigLebowski2000]

lol

[@dragoncubes1074]

No, it's not the ceiling fan. It's the storm outside throwing hail into the house. The fan isn't even part of the deal.

[@bigverybadtom]

@@dragoncubes1074 I think that was supposed to be a joke.

[@dragoncubes1074]

Oops. I think you're right.

[@brandon7219]

i like how the little girl cares more about her pumpkin than her dad

[@favoritemustard3542]

She asked if he was ok 👍🎃👍

[@user-fq7vs8dl5k]

Don't open a pressure cooker while it's under pressure.

[@JamesHartnell]

3:24 - get used to he heart attacks love

[@inzana2]

The more I watch these the more I realize silly shoes and cars are the cause of 90% of the worlds mishaps

[@jimnelson9775]

Also riding ATVs/bikes/trucks into mud puddles

[@LednacekZ]

stupid people is the cause of 99.99% of all the mishaps.

[@batesady]

If I never see a clip of someone slipping on wet stairs again, it will still be too soon.

[@davidolson8559]

Those pit bulls make great pets instant regrets 😞

[@MarilineAdinacross]

3:49 Even the cam said nope too cringe i'm out 😂😂

[@IMatchoNation]

04:00 "I'm not retarded but I like rocks." Put that on someone's tombstone already!!!

[@ConnieHirsch]

Best non sequitur for the video!

[@Milk-ck1wv]

can you say that

[@filipwassen7947]

I swear to god the fall at 4:47 was just too comical lmao

[@favoritemustard3542]

Dude was "looking with his mouth" & not his eyes lol

[@cocomo3141]

The little girl running after the pumpkin 🎃 is cute😂!

[@CLark-yk7oz]

Super ❤ the dogs who bring total disaster and then act like the have no idea, certainly not their handiwork. Woof! 👏✌️

[@LauraWilson19952014]

0:32- Ouch! My back hurts just watching this 🤕

[@discovolante6624]

0:26

[@commanderwyro4204]

the man backing into the AC made me weep. that is an expensive fix

[@craigmahon1303]

It was an older cheap builder's unit. It was due for an upgrade anyway. 😉

[@commanderwyro4204]

@@craigmahon1303 an expensive upgrade 🤕

[@istrasci]

Slipping on the front steps: the "falling off a hoverboard" of 2023.

[@thefightingplumber]

Everybody is going out again 😄

[@jamesfetherston1190]

Rope swing by the river. Home studio stripper pole Overweight adult on trampoline. Drunk girl dancing on table. What would FAIL videos be without them?

[@arklinmike]

1:44 Overfilled it - never fill a pressure cooker more than half way.

[@liferi1761]

The only reason I’m here is because of the laughs. Best video ever.

[@25provo]

"I'm not retarded, but I like rocks." Was the best part. xD

[@JG-fe1gx]

Absolutely.

[@AtheistOrphan]

On a par with the classic ‘I like turtles’.

[@October_Numbers]

Yeah, the ableist slur was great. And they subtitled it so everyone could get in on the fun!

[@TK-ui2th]

quote by kam patterson! the best part was right after he said that he took rocks out of his pocket 😂 kill tony

[@TehButterflyEffect]

Was no slur in that clip. Watch it again.@@October_Numbers

[@JohnBK34]

What was with the random background audio with Cam Patterson's rock joke?

[@sierrajuliette7700]

Pour mon premier voyage aux US, je vais faire très attention aux escaliers mouillés parce que c’est récurent d’y tomber je crois 🤣

[@gozerland]

80% de gros lards et 80% d'ivrognes c pas possible autrement

[@syl2018]

@@gozerland la violence à l'état brute😂

[@favoritemustard3542]

Maybe just use the provided hand rails like sane people do. 👍👍 Bon voyage!

[@MattJasa]

5:33 NOO Forky come back!

[@jumboJetPilot]

I love the funny videos, such as when something backfires on one’s own stupidity. But simple slips and falls aren’t even remotely funny.

[@cindydott452]

I agree. I once had to go to the hospital after falling down a whole flight of stairs. I was black and blue, and very sore for weeks. I was very lucky and only sprained my back, and didn't break my spine.

[@jumboJetPilot]

@@cindydott452 scary stuff! I’m glad you’re better now and I hope you don’t have any residual effects. There are so many funny videos out there; an absolutely countless number of them to go around. And so with that in mind, I have no idea why FailArmy insists on mixing the simple slip, fall, and in some cases, injury videos in which victims weren’t doing anything at all that precipitated their accidents. The clips in which people bring about their own misery are hilarious! But simple slips and falls leave viewers cringing instead of laughing.

[@mr5instantkarma]

Instant karma is like the universe's way of keeping things fair.

[@tranz2deep]

Consolation for 0:47 is this... the camera stayed mounted in place even as he laid the bike (and himself) down.

[@Rickdeckard78872]

Why the other guy is braking after an overtake in the straight with no corner ahead? that's totaly his fault and should compensate the guy

[@mufazaltompless9690]

"are you okay?" "NO" man so honest

[@elijahrose7913]

Warning: contents under pressure

[@dr.robertbennett3452]

🤯🤯🤯

[@scariestfloodmomentsofalltime5]

These unfortunate situations are now the funniest stories, thanks to your compilation!

[@strix.1]

0:26 I have said it before...just pick yourself up, go back inside, call out sick and go back to bed for the day...your day will not get any better!

[@thomasyates3078]

Lol, the dog at 7:05 trying to look like it has no regrets. It definitely has some regrets.

[@GrizzledTanker]

That's not Monopoly money

[@coreymarcotte1240]

Damn, that spinning roundhouse to the face had some weight behind it.

[@jeremiahhester6408]

5:29 that kick to the face! XD

[@Mmarbin]

At 3:32 😂 I can't stop laughing he loves her too much 😅😅

[@syxodude91]

She hit him with the Frankensteiner

[@rogaineablar5608]

Wow, what was the guy with the big girl on his shoulders thinking? Also, never, EVER, walk in water when there are electrical appliances in sight.

[@TehButterflyEffect]

Lights were on too. I'd be noping out of there pretty quick.

[@jodycordell1972]

People having a bad day or doing something stupid isn't always funny but this stuff is hilarious

[@mauryd3444]

2:38 - I find it sad that not one guy at that table got up to help the waitress when she hit the floor.

[@_Jester_]

Yes, same

[@discovolante6624]

thats odd, i saw 2 people help her up, did you expect the entire room to help her up?

[@chrisharris4740]

He believes in equality. Women can get up on their own.

[@joseramrez_]

1:55 i think its a good idea to put my head just where it exploded 10 second ago, why not.

[@discovolante6624]

probably cos all the pressure is now gone, hence that giant explosion from before , thats why

[@joseramrez_]

@@discovolante6624 i wouldnt do it btw

[@discovolante6624]

@@joseramrez_ lol, it cant blow up twice

[@joseramrez_]

@@discovolante6624 yeah yeah

[@cheesecake89000]

I fell off the couch when watching this

[@stevie-ray2020]

Did you get some footage?

[@cheesecake89000]

@@stevie-ray2020 yes sadly

[@mmx6039]

that hail storm 😮

[@poolmonkey]

People slipping on stairs and obviously being injured isn't really that funny or interesting. I wish FailArmy would reconsider including them in their videos.

[@bobbyt223]

Maybe you should watch funny animals instead. Even back in the days of Americas funniest home videos, these are the same type of clips that were shown. If you don’t like it, don’t watch it. Not everything is gonna be catered to you and you’re liking.

[@mikenew5380]

Anyone else hearing Kill Tony ( Tony Hinchcliffe & Kam Patterson) at the 4:01 mark? Killer podcast! 🤙🏼

[@TK-ui2th]

how on earth did a kam patterson voiceover make it onto here 😭

[@jorrin007]

4:28 that guys legs have to be damn strong to support that!

[@discovolante6624]

the jeep in the river?

[@CJ4S147]

4:25 did we catch them ripping the back door off the jeep on camera 😂

[@discovolante6624]

just a really boring clip

[@tranz2deep]

Annnd the last @ 7:28 I do sympathize. I've had a four-inch flood when I was in my twenties and it can do a surprising amount of damage. But this last clip drowned the cockroaches, at least!

[@user-mf7nb6fg1b]

I can guess what you used to measure the "four-inch flood" .... And cockroaches survive anything ... except being squashed

[@tranz2deep]

@@user-mf7nb6fg1b Oh, they will drown... eventually, and the flood was what happens when your apartment's on the second floor of a complex that was built callously on an insufficiently diked flood plain. My employer at the time was on the ground floor... four days before he was going to move and they lost everything!

[@GrizzledTanker]

Cockroaches will outlast us all

[@petrilaitinen4865]

5:35 That kind of sucks. I mean you know the kitten is going to get hurt, but you just keep filming. 🤦

[@Mio248]

LEGS: "Okay, I'm going to let go now. You got it?" CORE: 3:32

[@jordanmc9015]

The pressure cooker was no joke. You need to be careful with those, especially the older ones.

[@LodownAKing]

3:32 big girl on ol boy shoulders😂who delivered dat FATALITY💀🤣

[@ISAACHALLEY3000]

that last one hurts

[@silkaverage]

ngl, I flinched at 0:14

[@TheCommunicationCoach]

Great channel w/o a bunch of talkovers, the videos need no emceeing so thank you Fail Army! NO shortage of people caught in hilariously awful situations!! I don't laugh at ones where people get hurt, but if they were OK, then it's funny if not scary, too!

[@erwinromadan85]

I regard this kind of channel as a learning channel, what to be notice and keep an eye to in some of place and situation.

[@TheCommunicationCoach]

@@erwinromadan85 The same reason I enjoyed Cops, just to see what tricks and crap they pull so that I'm ready in case they come after or pull me over. I even practiced balancing while buzzed decades ago, so that I'm ready jic. Cops won't show up due to "understaffing" 🙄even when a crime is on tape with other witnesses, as they're just plain lazy and incompetent, so why even have them? They should be fired as would anyone else who just doesn't want to do their job because they don't get to do what they want anymore against innocent victims. They're just extreme bullies with huge closet-issues and carrying badges with their guns....

[@erwinromadan85]

@@TheCommunicationCoach 🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅i guess almost the same even if it is in different country in another side of the world. Always have a minor problem with the cops.

[@SuperRat420]

that's exactly why I'm subbed; no voice over/no countdown/no capation

[@SuperRat420]

@@TheCommunicationCoach unfortunately had to stop watching cause it kinda hit me it's just a comp of people having the worst day of their life over and over, but not funny

[@devimon]

my god. who opens a pressurized cooker like that!?

[@TehButterflyEffect]

Who uses punctuation but forgets capitalization?

[@dianalewandowski7421]

Hurts my head. They almost always hit their head lol

[@Fusion710]

the guy towards the beginning trying to move that giant box and dropping it off his truck, was an absolute 1diot. too many dudes act like the hulk and think they can move anything on their own. he deserved dropping that for not getting someone to help him lmao

[@craigslist474]

@152jay You are most certainly correct. There will always be 'Those'. But it's not all the time there's someone to help. Personal experience more times than I even like to think about. So far, God has blessed 🙏

[@_Jester_]

All he had to do was pulling it off the truck to control the weight instead of diving headfirst after it. 🙄

[@DT-hp8de]

Ol' boy sent that skateboard shooting to the moon!! 😛

[@DailyFails9898]

Spotter forgot his role and went right to judging him 😂

[@WiXGaminG]

Apparently americans do not know about winter shoes :D

[@_iLLuSiv3_]

7:29 "What 3K a month gets you in NYC" Not bad, some would pay more for an indoor pool like yours!

[@gilleswalther5964]

06:39, very effective ventilation system

[@GrizzledTanker]

Definitely had the ac on 'typhoon' setting

[@davinhuffaker4670]

Most efficient and powerful ceiling fan in the east!

[@2Fast4Mellow]

6:40 That is a mighty good ceiling fan!

[@dragoncubes1074]

You don't get it. The hail is coming in the broken windows and bouncing around. The fan isn't important.

[@balghair1]

The dude carrying a whale on his shoulders must have thought he was Brian Shaw..

[@GoodDeal123]

Dang! Kam Patterson!! He does love rocks! Fail Army easter egg?

[@fishstick0071]

1:54 you can see how quickly the clean up crew arrives through the door.

[@joesmith6972]

The amount of people just walking through water while electricity is still present always amazes me.

[@osiris-guitar]

Every video I think this will be the one without people slipping on outside stairs. Still waiting. There's still 7,5 minutes to go. Let's see if there's a failed golf swing or a wakeboard wipeout. Or someone failing a skateboard trick.

[@DT-hp8de]

3:18 That was actually a pretty good take down move!

[@jronche]

4:30 when you try to ford the river in Oregon Trail and fail.

[@millstrive]

Why do people think NYC or places like it are nice? Habing to live in a tiny space for thousands a month isnt cool. Try having a whole entire house for less. That many people all living 1 on top of the other isnt good or natural. Sure being around so many others can feel like a cool energy, but you don't need to live in that.

[@miroslavsafin]

random snippet of Kill Tony and Kam PAtterson randomly lol

[@fusseltyger]

1:04 Bob's Fridge 😂

[@IDWIdiot99]

This video was not only funny but also had a great message. Really appreciate your work in putting this together!

[@Seabeejim133]

@2:40 Lady slips and falls and two tables full of MEATHEADS sit and stare at her. One OLDER GENTLEMAN gets up and helps her to her feet. Thank you sir for helping the lady. Sad that are country is going down the tube with meatheads at the wheel...

[@favoritemustard3542]

...sad that she looked directly at the WET FLOOR sign & slipped anyway. 👍 for your observation, too, Captain Kangaroo!