Instrument Slander 2

I guess I'll go back to low quality slander since it has been doing quite well, also to give other instruments a chance
sorry for the lazy ahh thumbnails

[@Cullenwise-wq9yz]

Contrabass clarinet players trying to assemble their 10ft tall monster of an instrument

[@AndreaColombo-fx1wh]

Have you seen Baritone and Bass Saxophones?

[@Mailthehornplayer]

@@AndreaColombo-fx1whmy guy they come in 1 piece other than the mouthpiece and neck

[@cerealamog]

the poor contra in my band is like 5'2"....most entertaining part of my day

[@popoffiguess]

​@@cerealamogbro what

[@cerealamog]

@@popoffiguess it’s a struggle to put that massive thing together

[@Pulsar76th]

Euphonium players waiting for the 173763626th day for their existance to be acknowledged:

[@frigidnadir]

REAL

[@ChipsDaCat]

Exactly!

[@jasonfoss2457]

As a tuba player, I acknowledge you my friend

[@ashkennightshade369]

The struggle is real 🥹

[@Spider_ManX]

REALEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

[@thepinkelephant2520]

As a trumpet player, the satisfaction is real but it’s also incredibly irritating when non-music teachers at school called the saxophones trumpets 💀

[@jlaporte25]

I swear almost the only people we have even slightly similar music to is the altos

[@talkingweevil3172]

Most people know tuba and trombone as well. I find it so confusing when people don’t know what French horn and euphonium are tho…

[@raspberry9313]

As an oboist, yes, I am triggered when someone comes up to me and be like “Is that a clarinet?” 😅

[@dailycat1790]

As a clarinetist, I am surprised when a non-musician knows what either of them is

[@raspberry9313]

@@dailycat1790 Better than that one time some woman came up to me in between my performance and asked me "Is that a flute? 💀" see flute, trumpet are the only band instruments non musicians recognise

[@EthanHyland]

​@@raspberry9313Yep. I'd say it's more common for mistake a clarinet with a flute.

[@erickborling1302]

No it is an aneurism device.

[@user-he1bd9sm3b]

As a french horn player i can confidently say we are always forgotten :(.

[@Mailthehornplayer]

So true

[@ARRTY257]

People always forget the tubing monster known as the French Horn(But it's actually German)

[@talkingweevil3172]

@@ARRTY257I know so weird we call it the French horn

[@HelloIAmNextToYou]

Not true

[@Isaidggfivetimes]

As a trombone player I can confirm to you that my instrument has been more often called a trumpet than a trombone and it's beginning to annoy me.

[@bananahack2983]

Same thing for me but i'm a tuba like how u even confuse the two???

[@ECi0-pv9oe]

bruh same my mom has made the same mistake like 20 times now and i get upset each time

[@sweetcarolinalove]

I play trombone in marching band and during a parade my mom recorded a clarinet instead of me

[@sweaterdog5475]

As a bassoonist I can confidently say I can't play for more than 2 beats

[@Blackfedoraowner]

As a bassoonist I can confirm our slander should’ve been different.

[@erickborling1302]

"Burping bedpost" - Harry Lantz

[@badideaguy.]

Skill issue

[@BFlatMarching]

2:00 Dawg, allow me to introduce you to the state of Texas, you're gonna love it!😂

[@stationmasterkuma]

Jazz drummers trying to play Enter Sandman: Metal drummers trying to play Caravan:

[@uncoolbro_25]

0:18 this happened last month (I am cellist) and I yes I can confirm that this is what happened when I read the music and realized us cellists got a solo part (don’t worry our whole class is good at the song now and I really like the solo anyways)

[@user-qz9bo9wl3p]

As a French horn player, I can confirm that we still do not exist

[@ARRTY257]

Lol yeah, we just chill in the back most of time.

[@user-qz9bo9wl3p]

@@ARRTY257 one of the songs I have to play for school has like 32 measures of rest for us💀

[@ARRTY257]

@@user-qz9bo9wl3p I have a song with 60 measures of rests.

[@SimplyCody]

As a violist…yeah, it’s sorta hard to get it RIGHT on tune, but if you’ve been practicing for pretty long you’ll get the hang of it eventually.

[@vix5706]

As a guitarist I can officially confirm that our part is entirely accurate 💀

[@olileoli2788]

French Horn players being forgotten for 45725923429th time:

[@EverettJohnson-gu3tu]

As a trumpet who also plays french horn, it's more irritating than enjoyable when they ask whether the curved instrument case holds a trumpet.

[@wafflesaucey]

As a cellist I can confirm that we lose lose our shit when _Soli_

[@arcanesurgio32]

1:07 Bruh, as a percussionist, that's so relatable. I asked my high school band teacher what he was looking for in terms of dynamics, tapped it once, and he said "Whoa." Unbelievable. And as bad as that is, the saxophones have it worse. Ouch.

[@virkaushal9211]

saxophone players playing either careless whisper or baker street for the 2854th time

[@beybladerandbrawler2969]

As an oboist, they always call me a deformed clarinet and its SO GOD DAMN ANNOYING

[@antonpazs]

As a hornist, we're always forgotten

[@MemeLatte]

You mildly entertained me for 5 minutes, and for that, I shall subscribe.

[@chesquikcheesemilk]

as a bass clarinetist i have never had my instrument be called a saxophone

[@retrospy]

bass clarinets disassembling their instrument everytime they have to go somewhere(they don't want to put it on the floor)(they don't want to buy a stand)

[@Maddie12076]

French horn has left the chat

[@themobiusfunction]

As a composer who only plays the piano: I can read 2 clefs easily but still can't read the thing that is C clef

[@badideaguy.]

As an oboeist I can agree that my instrument is always confused for clarinet.

[@shortstackanimations]

as a pianist i don’t know how the hell to play bass clef

[@erickborling1302]

Now... that don't make no sense.

[@piperthepiped]

as a french horn player i can confirm that i am not in this video

[@bangchansbigfatasscheek]

as a baritone player, i can confirm everyone thats not a band kid calls my baritone a trumpet

[@estains7853]

percussionists after getting 2 notes for a 258 measure piece

[@Maryanaedits]

When sopra saxes get called clarinets

[@jjyoitsme13]

Percussion players waiting though 392 bars of rest to play one note: 🫠

[@rose_light781]

as a flautist im sure we were mentioned, you probably just cant hear/see us

[@FrancescaTheMusician]

Yayy ukulele was mentioned! tysm

[@Spider_ManX]

As a baritone/euphonium player i can confirm that I have like 58 bar rests after playing fucking 4 notes

[@dowfish12]

as a bassoon player(🤓), the only way to hold a note for more than 3 beats its to have a medium soft reed

[@Dinoring66]

My sincerest apologies for learning the recorder. Green eggs and ham, flutist

[@user-nq9mq5sx9m]

as a trombonist I can clarify in anything other than brass band we are irrelevant

[@Gockgocker3000]

0:23 at least they got new repritoire

[@DeanWright-nn7ls]

Percussionists playing the wrong dynamics for the entire song:

[@Arnikaaa]

As a beginner recorder player, we literally can’t not squeak

[@Bruhbruh-on3ms]

Saxophonist trying not to growl every note (impossible)

[@stankzz]

french horn forgotten for the 30th time >:(

[@bangchansbigfatasscheek]

0:53 ouch. (this is realistic enough)

[@Woof-alight]

As an alto, I can confirm that we don’t exist

[@Kit-the-Kat]

I’d like to say my school band is good (we got 2nd place at the Disney music festival last year…) but I have literally never hear another school band before so I don’t know if we’re good or not lol

[@jacepawplayz]

1:02 oh my dads drum set has a switch so u can turn it from snare drum to not snare drum so if a switch can change them, there must not be much of a diffrence other then sound

[@tab0010]

1:20 I WAS REMEMBERED!!!

[@Blueight4677]

I think contrabass players not even being mentioned says it all

[@m1r4k.32]

As a bassoonist, I can hold a note for longer than 3 beats. I can hold it for 4 beats, get it right. (Don't take me seriously.)

[@Kai-vi6rn]

Tuba players when they have to play 8th notes

[@penguinboyp5990]

What about the harmonica?

[@certifiedbandnerd756]

as a bassoonist ive held a low Bb for 8 bars at 100 bpm its not that hard

[@Gmann2021]

Least egotistical trumpet player:

[@SunnySide446]

As a trumpet, i can confirm we are egotistical

[@Silly_child]

Nope. I play 2 instruments. You’ll never guess what they are. I’ll give you a hint tho. One of them is French.

[@frigidnadir]

as a euphoniumist, i have waited 100374932963743 years just to be noticed. ps, tubas r boring

[@user-nq9mq5sx9m]

bro is clearly a trumpet player. Where's the trumpet slander?

[@erickborling1302]

Ur-hu, not erhu

[@thescratchguy428]

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