Insults, Roasts and Comebacks and Other Stories (Part 2)

Happy New Year! Here is the sequel to my previous TTTE compilation, which blew up unexpectedly. My channel grew quite a bit throughout 2021 and I am extremely grateful for it. Here's hoping that it continues to grow this year! Thank you all for your support!

[@TrainFanProductions4935]

“That’s my home.” “That’s why I like it. Especially when you’re there and not here saying I’m silly.”

[@orangegrove4279]

“Good night!”

[@angelarobles9985]

Dang

[@michel4rthur]

James insulting Gordon is always the best with Carlin narrating

[@Bururaian]

"Did you lose your waaaaayy??"

[@s.p.d.magentaranger1822]

"Perhaps it was INSTINCT!"

[@FullArcher05]

“Did you lose your way Gordonnnn?”

[@glenncross4987]

Baldwin did a pretty good job as well, but yeah. Carlin will always be the best

[@s.p.d.magentaranger1822]

@@glenncross4987 "Oh HELP!" cried James. "GO AWAY!"

[@MrFalloutfreak99]

Class 40 really insulted every engine then said “my work is done here” and vanished forever

[@averytubestudios]

He was reincarnated as Derrick.

[@SodorStudiosAndCoProductions]

**enters the yard** **tries to prove diesel supremacy but fails** **does not elaborate further** **leaves**

[@jockdouglass3824]

@@SodorStudiosAndCoProductions Engines *what?*

[@SodorStudiosAndCoProductions]

@@jockdouglass3824 everyone in the yard: 🗿🗿🗿🗿

[@Mario87456]

@@averytubestudios His name is spelled Derek.

[@joec.334]

James: “Why are you complaining all the time?” Gordon: “Because I’m a big blue engine and I know everything! I shall complain whenever I want! You’re just a small red engine with ideas above your station!” Percy: “I can’t see any” Gordon: “Any what?” Percy: “Ideas above the station, the sky’s empty.” James: “Like your smokebox, Percy!”

[@michaelbreckshot6589]

It's funnier because the faces are on the smokebox doors

[@Bronzo2414]

@@michaelbreckshot6589 James Also said: "Well Well Well, so much for knowing about everything!" "You got too puffed up in your boiler, so it serves you right!"

[@TheNumbersGuy-bm6bt]

Gordon: One day I'll show you just what a big engine can really do! Percy: So what can a big engine really do? Gordon: Not speak to silly little green engines for a start!

[@SuperPsychic101]

@@TheNumbersGuy-bm6btsheesh Gordon! Rude much?

[@MRCSANY]

S1 James in the UK dub: Hello gordon, is it tomorrow? 🙂 S1 James in the US dub: ✨HELLO GORDON ✨IS IT TOMORROW??? 😉😉😉😉

[@s.p.d.magentaranger1822]

I know which one I prefer XD

[@CJDimes]

DiD yOu LoSe YoUr WaY gOrDoN??

[@AJsBusVideos]

same!

[@michaelbreckshot6589]

George Carlin was way better

[@jordandorsett3106]

Thomas and friends Season 1 Episode 10 A Proud Day for James aka James Gets the Express

[@256NatLiz]

I like how Edward gets the last laugh.

[@snailboss6158]

Literally

[@ceciasa3376]

Thomas: Gordon said that a really useful engine never needs help Edward: HA! I'm always helping Gordon up the hill XD Gordon: ...... LOL, Edward just exposed him. Hope he got a good laugh out of that like I did XD

[@joshiemanmcqueen9567]

Yeah

[@MrMarioXP3648]

Sir Topham Hatt: 😏

[@yupeo]

I really like how the teasing and insults makes the engines relatioship feel more human. Like they're all a family and family fight and pick on each other.

[@robbiewales3007]

Henry: peep, peep, peep. Hello fat face. Gordon: what cheek, that Henry is too big for his wheels

[@Naro_Rivers]

Henry just waltzes by and casually flips off his coworker without any provocation~

[@DoubleRainbows667]

@Random Person yessir 😎

[@Daniel_Huffman]

"Fancy speaking to me like that! _Me,_ who's never had an accident!" (Cue boiler sludge spewing onto the tracks)

[@generalhorse493]

“Arent jammed whistles and burnt safety valves accidents?”

[@lukeschlorholtz]

No Indeed. High Spirits. Might happen to any engine. But to come off the rails like Henry did, well I ask you, is it right? Is it decent?

[@jamesparker1127]

1:33 Toby: Oh. That's why you once needed bootlaces to be ready, I suppose. Me: Crap, Toby... 🤣

[@s.p.d.magentaranger1822]

Toby in HIT and CGI: A worrying old fusspot Toby in TRS and Classic Era: Pure chaotic neutral that doesn't give two hoots anymore XD

[@grahamdamberger7130]

I bet Toby told that story to Douglas not long after the Scottish twins arrived. But nobody will let James live that down, just like nobody will let Thomas live down the time he forgot a passenger train, or let Henry live down the time he was afraid of the rain, or let Gordon live down the time he lost his dome trying to match the speed of Truro.

[@robertrowley4929]

@@grahamdamberger7130I have the same idea. Toby probably did that just to get James riled up for the new engine (Douglas)

[@robertrowley4929]

@@s.p.d.magentaranger1822no wonder everyone loves RWS/Classic Era Toby; he’s such a mood…I love it!

[@s.p.d.magentaranger1822]

@@robertrowley4929 I believe George Carlin put it best: "I reaally don't care."

[@DanknDerpyGamer]

1:43 - 1:45 Henry's "peep pip-peep peep Hullo, fat face!" to Gordon willl always make me laugh. 😂😂😂😂

[@legoisthebest001SCR]

Edward is just chilling with these animals lol

[@Meerkattheyoutuber9]

1:44 Henry: hello fat face Gordon: who are you calling fat face Henry: crashes into the break van

[@HarlemHyena]

"Railways are no good; turn 'em into roads!" "Rollers are rubbish, so good riddance!"

[@kben101]

10:27 Edward:Ha I'm always helping Gordon up the hill Me:He got you there Gordon

[@fridaynightfunkinfan5627]

Gordon: Well 1 thing's for sure, he won't choose dirty Percy. Percy: *Earrape and wavy effect,* DoN't CaLl Me DiRtY pErCy!

[@Walmart_Wolf]

*d O n ' T c A l L m E " d I r T y P e R c Y " !*

[@carlopanis9020]

*DON'T CALL ME DIRTY PERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

[@perbrandt8772]

James: Perhaps it was... instinct. Me: That's a premium diss with an added bonus.

[@jasminejohnston6393]

“Ha! Too much racing after buses I’d say!” James to Thomas in Sodor’s Legend Of The Lost Treasure. Insults in the CGI series are also worth a laugh

[@s.p.d.magentaranger1822]

"If engines can't whistle properly, they shouldn't try!" "Then why do you?"

[@NitroIndigo]

"Don't worry, Thomas. I drop stuff all the time, and I still work here!" "Only just, Kevin."

[@NitroIndigo]

I'm considering making Insults, Roasts, and Comebacks: CGI Edition now.

[@NitroIndigo]

More I can think of: - Percy saying, "And then there was trouble!" in "Reds vs. Blues" - Bertie asking Thomas if he's crying because he lost another race in "Thomas the Babysitter" - The running gag in Blue Mountain Mystery where Rheneas keeps complaining about this scratches, and Skarloey is unamused - Everyone humiliating Spencer in Hero of the Rails - Edward roasting Gordon in "Old Reliable Edward" - Everyone laughing at Thomas because he forgot the coaches in The Adventure Begins

[@peachblossom09]

@@s.p.d.magentaranger1822and also "Mike if I had your whistle..." "Yeah..?" "I'd lose it!!"

[@katebobperskypants2330]

D O N T C A L L M E D I R T Y P E R C Y !

[@Antonio-is2cn]

My young kid self: I'm allowed to be snarky too? My snark and sass later in life came from this damn show...

[@TheBamaPrinceable]

I was waiting for this! Wish you used George's version @0:25 though. He owned that scene.

[@averytubestudios]

After 10,000 years, WE HAVE PART 2!

[@riley1049]

7:57 "Rollers are rubbish, so good riddance!" RIP Michael Angelis

[@Nakosuke-75]

Percy really just murdered to Toby there bruh didn't need to go that far mate

[@maquililo]

agreeeeee

[@ShadeRave]

this show was the GOAT in my early childhood

[@peleanimationcomics3263]

5:11-5:34 Class 40 really knew how to make folks mad at him and he didn’t disappoint at all….DAMN!!

[@KraylebStudios]

I imagine all racists to have his face in the future... and body type

[@Captain_Timezone]

8:09 so diesel 10 wasnt the first to call thomas a blue puffball

[@rubiks_20]

further proves that George was going to be in TATMR

[@thomasnbuds7911]

Its crazy how their are 10 minutes of trains roasting other trains

[@bernarda1247]

Engines, not trains.

[@winchesterchua3311]

6:26 Damn, James.

[@Spelling-ch2]

The narrow gauge engines are the funniest part of the show. Thats why they are my favorite.

[@disney01gd6]

5:48 Bullstrode - I'm sinking! 5:50 Troublesome Trucks - Serves you right. You are always "barging" in & moaning = LOL "Barge" in 8:25 Engines don't swim, Henry. You were meant to deliver fish not swim with them. 🐟 8:40 My my Henry. I expect you'll have some "fishy" tales to tell. 🐟

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

The trucks don't care some of their own died

[@jamesparker1127]

6:51 Percy: I can't see any... Where are they? Gordon: Any what? Percy: Ideas above the station. The sky is empty. James: Like your smokebox, Percy! 🤣

[@riley1049]

4:13 "Buzz-buzz-buzz," retorted Duck.

[@itfigurescomics6704]

Ooh! Found "Cranky Bugs"! XD 8:30 As if Henry was at fault here XD

[@Lindayoutubereal]

thomas will never be the same, the railway series was the goat

[@engie809]

8:26 why is no one talking about this one? So underrated in my opinion. 😂

[@TheAdventuresOfJimiJaden]

The first 2 seasons of Thomas kinda felt like an adult show lol, saying it in a good way. 👍🏻

[@THOMASINTHE1980S]

Technically, Henry’s last laugh at Percy was TWO days later.

[@elajenn23]

6:11 That Cranky Bugs Is from Down By The Docks!!!!!😂😂😂

[@Synthesizer2763]

9:55 DON'T CALL ME DIRTY PERCY! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 Edit: mama i am famous

[@tonybusch8771]

Gordon: (Mockingly) Dirty Percy! x10 Percy: (Gets Enraged, But Huffs Away, Furiously)

[@camoshun1]

He said it calmly (for some reason) in the us dub

[@America_BFDI_1914]

I Least That's Better Than Calling Me Needy 😒

[@Synthesizer2763]

I just realised this has 76 likes. Took the lead, surpassing my comment from TPOT 9 but everyone gets censored, which has 60-70!

[@America_BFDI_1914]

@@Synthesizer2763 Wait,Are You Talking About Cosmos Is Me?

[@Declanaroosky]

7:27 8:26 Wow! I didn’t know Sir Hatt could roast his engines.

[@danaediaz170]

This is better then the kardashians 😂

[@robertrowley4929]

And Twilight. Don’t forget about that.

[@galaxyverse1546]

Both of those are overrated.

[@CharlieSaccodance]

What a harsh world Sodor was! A bridge falling on a character for telling lies about others!

[@chucke.cheesesmichiganprod1254]

*H U L L O F A T F A C E ! !*

[@carlopanis9020]

What cheek!

[@alyssamcintosh5868]

9:13-9:17 Damn! 😮That was pure savage 🚂🔥

[@marshallthefirepup8372]

5:52 - For once, I have to agree with the Troublesome Trucks here.

[@meta527II]

I expected you to really hate the US narration until 3:55

[@crusinclassicslucas6218]

3:28 Henry’s making the same face he made when he was in the tunnel.

[@Idiotic_B_Purcell]

9:26 *And so begins a legendary image....*

[@cjmarsh504]

I hear George Carlin in there. RIP to one of the greats

[@oldmemememe]

9:26 diesel patches origin story

[@mattydarrigrand9474]

9:55 Don't call me Dirty Percy!

[@gerardopasillas1204]

DON’T CALL ME DIRTY PERCY!!!

[@SoCalRailfanner6952]

Henry puffing towards gordon with a grin: Henry: HELLO FAT FACE

[@jaylenware363]

Thomas The Out of Pocket Engine and Other Stories

[@LegendaryCaptain]

If you ever do part 3 1. Duck's roast from scaredy engines "I don't think he'll be late" 2. Gordon and the famous engine formatted like Gordon: he's got no dome never trust domeless engines they aren't respectable *later spongebob* Most likely duck: "never trust domeless engines they aren't respectable" 3. Donald's roast in oliver owns up "say no more it's a pity but the engjne must learn for himself" Later Oliver falls in turntable well

[@naruto_uchiha7908]

"I need to flatten little engines" just showed me don't fuck with George

[@LegendaryCaptain]

@@naruto_uchiha7908 can we talk about how that episode George had the mindset of "I will cause problems on purpose" 😂 one of the funniest episodes ever

[@bernarda1247]

Actually, it was truro who said “never trust doneless engines” at the end.

[@thealienboi479]

5:27 theway he just casually roasting them with a straight face

[@riley1049]

1:12 In the US version of this episode, the way George Carlin said "YICK!" had me laughing. "Dirty cars from dirty sidings! YICK!"

[@MainlineMini-productions]

“I don’t want to go anywhere” Thomas says as he goes somewhere. Edit: I forgot how much of the show was just characters insulting one another LOL

[@tonybusch8771]

It would be so satisfying to see Thomas punch George the Steamroller in the face

[@ndigiorgio]

This comment is childish.

[@bernarda1247]

@@ndigiorgioyou’re the childish one.

[@flickcentergaming680]

Carlin's Bulstrode = Dr. Zoidberg

[@elmothegudava1222]

0:44 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SOUND GORDON IS MAKING!?

[@Walmart_Wolf]

?

[@GoldenMushroom64]

Lmfao ikr

[@gothnerd887]

Sounds vaguely kettle-like. Fitting for a steam engine.

[@kaiserfuzhelmiii2416]

DONT CALL ME DIRTY PERCY

[@AbareKillerFan-yo7pe]

9:54 Uh oh, he said the D word

[@AndrewTheRocketCityRailfan4014]

Alec Baldwin’s narrations make these insults so much more hilarious.

[@laurengomersall9692]

Not listening to silly little green engines for a start

[@ihavesevereibs]

1:40 peep peep pəəp pep

[@Mike-77-YT]

"Hello, fat face!"

[@Nikkii199045]

9:17 my favorite station is FU-farqaur!

[@jamessamedy6319]

9:26 just because

[@GoldenMushroom64]

the dakzz

[@corgisdie1028]

9:05 I don't know about you lot, but if I saw one of my coworkers get dismembered by someone who's currently in a bad mood, I'd be a bit wary of insulting them.

[@omegamaximus1727]

1:16 James was being a racist to Toby.

[@SparklingJam]

Nah he’s just body shaming him which literally all of them do

[@Declanaroosky]

I just spotted a good at 3:39 Just look at Henry’s eyes. They don’t look like they’re moving right.

[@allisonkrueger8330]

0:12 the workmen changed positions, i know it was a jump cut but still 7:53 They’re both smiling and right after they’re angry, makes no sense

[@PCMan8922]

Don't Call Percy Dirty.

[@gerardopasillas1204]

Henry’s first roast

[@joshuaklink8306]

Don't call me dirty Percy.

[@Jadethetank35engineproduction]

7:35 George: You Just Worn Of Wheels

[@Hiper-Red]

"hello fat face" 💀

[@Meerkattheyoutuber9]

1:02 so did he get lost

[@mintychustarclan7381]

5:19: Yakes

[@mohannadalswailem69]

Insults and Roasts and Comebacks and Other Stories

[@riley1049]

9:55 "DON'T CALL ME 'DIRTY PERCY'!"

[@sophiebyers5496]

5:46 Zoidberg?

[@christopherhowells1954]

Thomas, Terence and the Snow could have been after James and the Express.

[@kennyt1674]

I can't stop laughing 😭

[@shadowcybrid1104]

1:40 I thought he said Fat fuck to Gordon, i almost spilled the soda i was drinking😂

[@KraylebStudios]

He wanted to I reckon

[@laurengomersall9692]

American one misses lines

[@robbierenfro7209]

7:43 I'd like to say the same thing about emergency vehicles George, I need to flatten emergency vehicles in the scrapyards, you know what I mean?

[@Schmoey0]

6:58 best

[@gerardopasillas1204]

Perhaps it was instinct

[@joshiemanmcqueen9567]

I'm not afraid of water.

[@systemshocker2875]

7:52 I hope in the next remaster they patch that(the black spots on the top right)

[@brandonlu9280]

How to insult without cursing.

[@ReviCat]

9:33 damn

[@ShadowtheTankEngine]

9:54 MY FAVORITE

[@h.m.p.2080]

Thats british humor

[@ritacompagnone2161]

Don't call me dirty green!

[@Cloudyrain-64]

I’m sorry this whole show can teach you how to roast the shit out of someone

[@bub-e2592]

Hurry up You! Hurry Yourself!!!

[@transportationproductions1794]

4:12 Buzz, buzz, buzz!

[@Ilikefish4444]

10:29