Dara O'Briain - Stop you're killing me

[@Vivalier]

Oh my goodness! I've seen Dara on panel shows, but never in stand-up. This guy is hilarious! I have tears in my eyes. Love it!

[@Plethorality]

I laughed so hard, I scared myself!

[@ethanlappin]

He's easily one of the best stand-ups going. I probably watch all his shows like twice a year and they still kill me

[@Sepilein1]

@@ethanlappin you really had to be there every performance...I keep finding new bits from old shows and they are all so fking brilliant. Also its funny to know the polished joke when you hear an earlier version of it^^ The taitoh(I'm guessing the brand spelling) chips/crisps story is one of my favorites that I have only seen him do once.

[@josephinemonahan915]

@@Sepilein1Tayto😉

[@Badgersj]

I just love that, Rooney, 'A minor hurler from Offaly who got lucky'

[@Szaam]

"It doesn't matter how nice the flat is in Hong Kong; you can take the boy out of the Maasai Mara, he's going to want to kill a lion eventually. And that's going to fuck up your feng shui." Fucking hell that's brilliant.

[@siennas3186]

A marriage of stereotypes....:-P

[@ginabell694]

Szaam i read this exactly as he said it. Lol

[@LifeOfaGachaGamer]

A bit of Scooby doo voice when saying "eventually" 😅

[@alin1975]

My absolute fav stand up comedian. The most naturally funny guy i have seen on stage.

[@MirkRobinson]

So fast and funny, easily the cleverest comedian of our modern era.

[@nikobrown1990]

lmao! "a giant thought bubble with nothing inside it" this guy is a genius

[@emmaohanlon6249]

'were really gonna have to start getting over that now' lol

[@aidangriffiths5075]

Never!! 😂

[@pppatsy]

My favourite Dara clip. GENIUS.

[@RizzlerXIII]

That "trespassing" bit was the best

[@Aaberg123]

I've only just discovered him, and yes, he's truly hilarious, and seemingly educated.

[@rollothecat2010]

Seemingly? How gracious of you to say so.

[@josephinemonahan915]

@@rollothecat2010yes!...Seemingly 😂..that person is not the smartest bulb in the box....obviously has no clue about how intelligent Dara is🤣

[@rollothecat2010]

​@@josephinemonahan915 Just because someone has university/college degrees does not mean they have common sense or emotional intelligence. Just book learning is not the same as having common sense. I like Dara very much. I first saw him on Would I Lie To You (WILTY). I believe all the seasons and episodes have been posted by various people on KZbin. That is where I watch them because I am in the USA. I have to go in another room from my husband because I laugh too loud when watching it.

[@questcecestlepoint]

"The fuckin head on him" ...most commonly used phrase in Offaly!! haha

[@donedennison9237]

That's gonna fook up your feng shui! lol

[@mickkOC]

This is the best way of studying Irish history I've ever found.

[@thedolphin5428]

Loved the bit at 9:50 when Jesus said: "Jesus, if doze fookin' kids don't get out of my fookin' garden ..."

[@Whateverhasbeenmynameforyears]

The captioning is amusing. I was having trouble with his mumbling at points.

[@danwic]

someone needs to tell youtube about the norn irsh accent :p

[@playingforbritain]

+danwic (Hate to be pedantic, but it is rather important here; he said he's from Dublin, which is ROI)

[@graceygrumble]

He was educated in Dublin, but he's from Bray, which is in Wicklow. It's just another day for me in Pedants' Paradise! ;) x

[@NCaradoc2008]

Hilarious,,,but I assume he was being called offstage as he's missed the end bit off the 'Lords Prayer' joke...you know, where the Catholics all say '...Deliver us from Evil, Amen' but the Protestants are all still all smugly carrying on with '...Deliver us from Evil, for THINE is the KINGDOM, the POWER and the GLORY, FOREVER AND EVER. Amen'...lol I've been to a catholic-protestant wedding in Ballydehob and I promise it was just like that, lol.

[@jam4brains1]

Thanks for sharing this! I just spilt my tea laughing!!! ;-)

[@AndyoftheMages]

I can't wait till Dara does some new stuff. He's truly one of the greatest comedians of all time.

[@glennskiwills4604]

He was on fire!

[@guzzaroolz]

I'm so happy that, as a country, we're anchored next to Ireland. We both coulda done a hell of a lot worse! x

[@asaidkhan3540]

Holy fuck I can't stop laughing after the mixed marriage bit...

[@Madcapredcap]

*gasp* a Dara O'Briain special before 2010!

[@popazz1]

My fecking ribs ache,lol.The man is a comic genius! It makes me proud to have just the tiniest drop of Irish blood coursing through my veins,along with the Jamesons,lol.

[@CityzenJane]

"well ye left quite a bit out" - LOL

[@dcdoyle]

man its like 700 nearly 800 years .. i agree totaly with u there mate

[@TallinnTadgh]

Fantastic as usual Dara. Was this at Vicar St? I can't, but at the same time can totally, believe the York Model Railway museum experience. More power to yer Dara. Could you take on old Nigel Farage in a debate sometime and run rings round him, just for the craic like......oh and to show what a fecked up party he leads.

[@spr66]

Dara is brilliant.

[@Svatopluk]

This is hilarious.

[@mrwellingtonvondukeiii4276]

Svatopluk indeed

[@nishbrown]

As an American, I can watch this and LMAO @ the 9/11 joke! Terrorists=FAIL!! This guy is a riot!!

[@fishmanvii7816]

Ha ,my Dad served in Ireland when things were calming down but the place where he was stationed was bombed and he was asleep the whole time.

[@TristanBanks]

i know!! i said it was unjust but that was a VERY long time ago and i know for a fact that no one can remember any of that because they weren't alive!! my point was that there are always innocent people in any conflict( 'clash of cultures' if you will) and i think my grasp of irish history is greater than you think i myself being half irish and living there for a considerable amount of years. i know plenty of irish people who dont give a damn about any of this because its 300 years old!!

[@pppatsy]

he totally kills me! love the fruedian slip at the end!

[@jollygoth]

I learned that my great uncle was voted the ugliest man in Ireland. IM SO PROUD!

[@LondonPride25]

Love Dara, the guy's a mix between a genuinely hilarious comedian and a fucking brainbox.

[@bujin1977]

Funniest thing to come out of Ireland since Father Ted!

[@aidangriffiths5075]

15 years ago ... i liked this video. Getting older sucks

[@chachee99]

Dara is a genius.

[@12thNameITried]

My Dad is an Irish Catholic and my Mum is an English Protestant. I see Dara's point.

[@afrothunde]

sore throat, this hurts so much but worth it.

[@Madcapredcap]

Considering the number of Chinese people in east Africa, I wonder how common a Chinese-Kenyan marriage is there.

[@RexOedipus.]

Madcapredcap Aren't those guys there to mine, be a pmc, whatever the fuck

[@MichaelBerthelsen]

It does happen, but not THAT much, as a lot of them are married back in China and are there to earn money for the family back home.

[@hughes7520]

I'm English and proud, and this guy is fucking hilarious.

[@justjames1111]

He is just so funny, I was crying with laughter, only my brother John does that to me.

[@plbuster]

Study of history and sociology (collegiate) is a must...I've never studied psychology so...I'm rather weak on the "individual" and tend to see things at a group level.

[@mcmastered1956]

Thank the Gods from all sides there is a Dara O'Briain. ( said in an Irish accent )

[@sesanner]

Laughing so loudly, I fear the neighbors will complain. What a man!

[@greypilgrim228]

Anyway the point is, that any outside force comes against us, we all stick together and become tougher than Chinese algebra! Each Country has it's own semi-independent and elected government. We only really have London as an overall parliament now to give a semblance of a centralised command structure. I love Great Britain, and I hope we keep kicking the crap out of each other for generations, Long live 4 great hardy nations!

[@jackcloud4728]

true very true internally we can take the piss or hate each other but someone else tries anything you answer to all of us

[@nettsinthewoods3029]

The Irish telling jokes to the Irish is always the most funny

[@emilyalicecollins1563]

is there any video of him doing stuff about his Gran?

[@IRISHREM1234]

@Markgangzta Thank You for finally being an Irish voice of reason on all of KZbin!

[@rmcdaniel423]

"...he's going to want to kill a lion eventually, and that's really gonna fook up yer feng shui!"

[@duerksjv]

Haha! I'm procrastinating from doing work on a paper about the Easter Rising, and this is what I come across. "We're really gunna have to get over that eventually."

[@greypilgrim228]

as Bronn said in Game of Thrones series 1, 'The whole shit stained world could drink off that one!'

[@Kathilisi]

Funny... in my country the catholics have the same "appendix" to the prayer, so there would be no noticeable difference.

[@ac45green]

Funny as hell.

[@johnsteiner3417]

"I know what your boys have been up to the last thirty years." Damn, went right there.

[@pfiddle]

Where?

[@johnsteiner3417]

@@pfiddle He's talking about pedophile priests as a rebuttal to the existence of a god.

[@TristanBanks]

i love the way you know nothing about the world if you think it is ever that simple

[@greypilgrim228]

here here!

[@dan333onlyhalfevil]

Thank you.

[@TheMichaelb44]

fucking hell i near died laughing there XD

[@wifisaysbye]

A lot of Irish humour in here but nevertheless the funniest thing I have ever seen.

[@jackcloud4728]

it is in Ireland

[@stgensabu]

Oh a video about irish-english relations...the comments section should be a right laugh

[@jlspma]

Stuff like: " hey, did you record this with a potato?? " I actually expected the top comment to be this sentence instead of yours.... i never expected someone to outsmart all those witty trolls, with their potato-filled comebacks. Well done.

[@xxbananaslicerteehee]

you sir,are a fucking legend.

[@haleygrace1]

lol "IF THOSE KIDS DON'T GET OUT OF MY GARDEN...!"

[@CrownedWithLaurels]

A, his name is Rooney and B..... look at the fuckin' head of him. Brilliant :'D

[@disclaimer.imjokin]

Paramount comedy on sky. Jesus bells. I'm back at school

[@MarekUtd]

Love the bit about Rooney. Haha

[@fuzzygoblinwizard]

The boy is going to want to kill a lion eventually, and that is really going to fuck up your fung shui. ahh priceless

[@christoir246]

there is such a variety of accents in Ireland, Daras is a fairly Normal one.

[@MrBoboFace]

I believe much of the confusion stems from the "Old IRA" (pre-1922), the pre-split IRA (1922-1968) and the "Provisional IRA" (IRA splinter group; post-1969). The Provisional IRA has been involved in recent bombings, executions, and civilian deaths (usually mis-identified or collateral). I personally think that anger concerning pre-1969 stupidity shouldn't be used as an excuse for murdering people today. That's over 40 years ago, people - I bet most o' the PIRA members weren't even alive then!

[@Isrjisoneavalable]

And the IRB who then became the IRA

[@Lewis1711]

As a foreigner living in Ireland, I had that same interpretation of it. It's not meant to me endearing, it more means 'the man' or 'what's his face' or 'this dude'.

[@jwlbailey]

Planter1619. Lot's of People in Northern Ireland wanted to be part of the UK when the split happened. War of independence in North America was a different story.

[@EmeraldElkDB]

i watched the first 20 seconds of this video and i knew exactly what the comments section would look like

[@IanRowland01]

Apologies if I've missed the information somewhere, can anyone tell me which DVD or show or tour this excerpt is from?

[@bludgerable]

oh and btw, i love the irish, scottish and welsh :)

[@greypilgrim228]

I didn't say it was, in my revision I said Britain AND the Republic of Ireland, not; Britain including the Republic, see the difference. Right, next time someone slags off our Irelands, I just won't bother sticking up for our pride, shall I? There's always someone that has to correct you on something. Jees!

[@Noxidsignorantia]

how could 14 people hate this its feckin hilarious hahaha

[@SiliconBong]

*gives you a flower for warning me in advance.

[@Aegrim]

"HE STARTED IT SIR!" My other point still stands.

[@KonijNx2]

@paulyoldmac What a terribly clever, yet vacuous response.

[@ChrissieBear]

In the English version of the Lord's Prayer trespasses is an old timey way of saying transgressions.

[@bookl0ver]

lol don't forget the welsh there buddy.

[@ExamplePrime]

Those who trespass against us means those who do wrong against you, but funny nethertheless

[@ATwistOfTheInsane]

@Markgangzta The father of someone I know served in Omagh the day it was blown hit. He was one of the first British Personnel to arrive at the scene. 5 years later, he left the British army, and vowed never to go back. 20 years he'd been fighting, but in the end, he'd had enough. It wasn't people killing the enemy any more, he said. It was all politics, and no-one making the decisions gave a flying fuck about the man in the street.

[@irishking1414]

Funny guy.more pissed off with his swearing than the jokes.keep it up Dara

[@teenwitchlovergirl]

Holy shit! He speaks fast! LOL.

[@LouisaLouisaful]

@costellom5 I'm not exactly sure, but I think it may be Patrick Kieltey, but I'm not certain

[@Isrjisoneavalable]

Is there any recording of the show were he talks about his Granny in the IRA?

[@duliGirl]

That was fucking great.

[@costellom5]

nice.I'm looking for a video with another irish/british comedian.I remember a phrase: "The americans have their-american dream.We here don't have a dream cause we're awake" does anyone know this guy?

[@cawiltu]

Did u speed this up or does he just speed up his speech for the Irish audience

[@patriciaorourke8962]

Maire Ni Laoi this sounds normal to me, so he must slow it down when he’s not talking to Irish people!

[@gloin10]

@Maire Ni Laoi "Did u speed this up or does he just speed up his speech for the Irish audience"? He is speaking at a normal rate for an Irish person. Like myself, he actually slows himself down when he is not dealing with Irish people. Whenever I go home, my friends and family frequently tell me to "Speed it up, FFS!"

[@decodolly1535]

I'm British but have spent time in Ireland. For an Irish comedian performing to an Irish audience, I thought he was speaking fairly slowly!

[@michaelgeoghegan8850]

Isn't he just fecking unbelievable doing stand up. Imagine an hour of that it wud get faster and funnier as the time progresses . Good man Dara ur well up there with the best of them mate.... 😎🇮🇪😉🇮🇪😀

[@kelzuya]

Dara always talks a million miles an hour

[@knusern666]

@Markgangzta What have the romans ever done for us? "Life of brian" ;)

[@bookl0ver]

i see an argument below me. So ading fuel to the flames here i'm irish by blood but have lived in england my whole life, so i'm kinda both. BUt to the people below me everycountry has gone through their bad/mean/powercrazy periods. now let the past be the past and shut the hell up

[@jayzamann]

whaaaaat i can't believe he didn't finish with the difference in the end of the lords prayer between catholics and protestants. he just trails off after the trespassing.

[@RAkicksass]

jezus focking chroist this man is a genius

[@Drum8888]

This was brilliant, he seems a bit tamer now in his stand up acts though. Maybe just the climate were in.

[@KonijNx2]

@Markgangzta Hear, hear! It's human nature to want to fight against and be passionate for something - they're devoting all their energy to beating a dead horse.

[@DrDespicable]

Wicklow, I believe...

[@Shemesis]

@Phoenix1664 here here!

[@SeanVallely]

that was fucking magic!