Interesting drinks from SCP-294 Ep. 2

The long awaited episode 2 of my most popular video "Interesting drinks from SCP-294"
So, this video took me a while, and there were no videos for a long, long time. Im sorry. I'll be explaining why in an upcoming video, so stay tuned, and thanks for the support on episode 1 of this video.
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[@VuxvyG]

Also apparently typing in "spoiler" and drinking it plays the game's ending

[@Cangetsubswithoutvideos]

That deserves more likes

[@efearikan8765]

Woah really?

[@julliebullie00]

is it only the cutscene or the actual ending of the game?

[@itskeith6542]

NexoPhoenixGaming cool

[@czfrmatl]

I play SCP secret laboratory

[@bhamber2641]

I would like a Cup of Cup

[@KekoMilky]

it's a cup no anything to drink

[@amandawoodson1250]

LOL THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING BEFORE I SAW THIS TEXT

[@KekoMilky]

@@amandawoodson1250 i try it

[@Plettt]

@@KekoMilky No it's A cup inside a cup so you drink the cup inside the cup

[@lemonscarfsourwool7541]

Its... a *cupception*

[@Ducks892]

Piss: I’m not drinking that. Lava: DRINKS*

[@iirandomgamerii4656]

*insert bass boost song here*

[@workingjoe5599]

D R I N C C

[@taxcollector8597]

Hello fellow EZIC agent

[@randompersonontheinternet3735]

JARATE

[@ItzSkipper_]

Piss is atleast edible.

[@wockee1328]

Person: - types antimatter - Scp 294: “Lol watch this.”

[@crrupte9037]

D-9341 Has Died In A Black Hole

[@soldiergaming34]

He's gonna do what's called a pro gamer move

[@elmothewise3915]

@Laekeyy_YT that’s not true at all

[@elmothewise3915]

@Extermination no question was asked, he had a statement and it was wrong.

[@AndrewL2]

"That shit was weak as a-"

[@Deadeye7177]

Rather than blurring your vision, drinking "Meme" should make you see everything deep fried

[@kirbiz660]

Remember this game is from 2012, so the meme we have today most likely are not in this game, provided it's not updated to have said meme

[@Simplystimulating]

Kirbiz The can be updates lmao or it picks be a mod to offside Coufmdd

[@kirbiz660]

@@Simplystimulating Touché

[@prodfife]

and everything you hear is ear rape

[@deepceiling]

It would be nice if the drink played 'deja vu' or 'running in the 90's'

[@icantfindausernamethatisnt6146]

Machine:Makes vodka Russians:*Invades facility*

[@thecyka8191]

*steals SCP*

[@dERSETT]

Раша прив

[@dERSETT]

@@thecyka8191 прив раша

[@grim2778]

@@dERSETT THEY'RE HERE ENGAGE ENGAGE!

[@DoctorateGuy]

69

[@mort7987]

*Types "antimatter" * The site: we're experiencing a BK-Class Bruh moment, please evacuate.

[@samirmalo]

Isnt it XK?

[@alexmoyers1710]

Xk is end of the world senario Edit: BZK reality bruh senario,evacuating the multiverse

[@samirmalo]

OOOOOOH ok

[@TheSinkingTitanic2]

@@samirmalo its a joke, they replaced xk with bk because of the "bruh"

[@TheSinkingTitanic2]

@the_minor_ Roblox its a joke

[@anniewaifu3717]

I got a list of stuff: god, immortality, forgiveness, perfection.

[@marzy8636]

Hes done god in the past two videos bruh.

[@grumpydragonz]

"The perfect drink" is on the wiki. Guy who drank it killed himself later because everything else in his life was terrible compared to it

[@allwynhiwale6111]

What about death and Speed?

[@brodyking7095]

@@allwynhiwale6111 I tried those. They work.

[@nods5137]

My list: Putin, dragon, magic, friendship, demon, joy

[@trelarysthemad7971]

I like to imagine that when someone requests “God” from 294 It shows the big man upstairs just pissing straight into the cup

[@lovesuca113]

Waffuls’ Gaming Guide to History what the heck?

[@rowanheart8122]

if scp 343's containment cell is up stairs

[@_LautaroArriola_]

No, it explode

[@muyangli8003]

Lautix nO waY bRo

[@ghalliz3745]

HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY

[@casualanarchist4483]

Imagine typing "My Dreams" into this and it says "Out of Range"

[@botelladeaguamediollena4885]

*Fallen Angel* Lmao

[@xiisanctum4815]

Sounds awfully specific, have you tried it?

[@torak_34]

Savage

[@mrjimsta10]

*"there is nothing to drink in the cup."*

[@poweringmanipulation3449]

Ex di

[@ThomasPotato]

Dude, I thought my discord was going off when watching this video, lol

[@katiesharkbytes]

I legit played it back 3 or 4 times to make sure it was the video

[@styx7535]

>recording a video with notification sounds on :|

[@CraftMusic-vl5qy]

me too

[@themittenkitten_wastakenfromme]

me too lalolo

[@itzjamz7403]

Ya lol

[@alex39921]

Who knew that a horror game would have interesting dialogue.

[@lorean.x]

scp 294:what do you want? me: a cup of scp 294

[@DRWNGamer6915]

Scp 294 : UwU

[@Kamoto-Ohiko]

I want pee

[@skx5escudo]

scp 294: Am i a joke to you?

[@kronosballer]

He uses the machine to drink the machine

[@Max-qd3rb]

*SEEMS LEGIT*

[@kayceeS219]

Him: *types In meme* Some random guard: wait my doge poster is gone...

[@f22rover]

The posters still there but the doge is not in the poster anymore

[@nikitaastakhov9252]

Guard: **forgets how to live**

[@archives5432]

Him: types in blood Random mom: hello 911 my child is dead!!! Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am but your kid is dead apparently he had no blood in his body and there was no wounds

[@chiquitathechicken]

Guard: Where the hell did my anime poster go

[@ghghfhhuhsg122]

hah

[@OmriStreams]

11:55 venom needs to reach your blood cycle to cause damage If your digestion system is connected to your blood cycle then you are already dead with or without the venom

[@jessiehogue.]

I was gonna type that. Had it been poison, then there might be trouble, but venom would just be digested/come out.

[@sebnemt.1641]

Him: *types in VODKA* Me: *starts hardbass*

[@zorgonthegreat]

type "the best drink I've ever had" and "the perfect drink"

[@sr.comedy1873]

Ouh fuck thats is strong

[@reealspooki]

Here's some of my favourites to type in: Microwave Casserole Pure god liquid Nausea Surprise me

[@kenntonontrac186]

Huh

[@S0A0M0I0]

h u h

[@Chrischi3TutorialLPs]

Also 4chan and 9gag

[@fortune2662]

I'm pretty sure typing "cup of Joe" dispenses blood

[@grownman9984]

Yep

[@adamchmielewski6162]

As a reference to that time that an employee asked for a cup of Joe, and it took the blood out of Joe

[@seeble8394]

Who’s Joe

[@fortune2662]

@@seeble8394 Joe biden

[@themittenkitten_wastakenfromme]

Bloood Now

[@sebastian42O]

Acid: *doesn't exist* Antimatter: "Ha, you thought I'd be gone?"

[@flunkcarrots1154]

I'm Over A Year Late, But Requests: •Water •Smoothie •Spoiler

[@terrymellor5112]

And sksjhchceftcfghfxxgfgjxyudyduutddtidtjfhg19299282828292

[@peculiar_person]

Excuse me but you want to see what happens when you type in WATER?

[@flunkcarrots1154]

Yes. I'm A Dummi

[@_LautaroArriola_]

If you type spoilers it spoils you one of the endings

[@GodzillaGamerFan-uu1uc]

@@terrymellor5112 r/ihadastroke

[@nwovee]

Everybody gangtsa and screwing with the vending machine until the MTF has authorized the Nine Tailed Fox to enter the facility.

[@andro.txt0]

lol

[@Kazomix._.]

your discord ping caused me to check discord and have it load up for 1 minute only to figure out that it was from your video. *_t h a n k s_*

[@ethanethanethawhipwhorp]

@@bramble6584 missed the part where thats his problem LOL

[@mrpancakebro429]

3:48 seeing my old account makes me want to undo what i did on youtube few years back

[@Mr_Meowity420]

Lol

[@Louie8888]

A nice cup of *Semen*

[@untermann322]

*Bull* semen

[@pasdor9936]

Louie The Bird he already did life force tho

[@f.b.i8205]

*horse*

[@theonionsystem7779]

I'd drink that

[@flouglemireindustries4335]

no tea

[@michaeledmunds7266]

If I remember correctly typing in "knowledge" or "hint" gives you a hint on how to escape

[@brickbuilder-fh7yt]

I'd like this but there's 69

[@chillboard4904]

100 baby lets go

[@michaeledmunds7266]

Why the fuck does this have so many likes goddamn

[@sunshine5513]

already done that

[@boptodatop]

Put in "The perfect drink"

[@ryanbelniak8813]

Things to try: God, Hell, Heaven, Angel, Demon, Grass

[@themittenkitten_wastakenfromme]

Go to hell

[@trixer4586]

Me: *types "Coca Cola" in the SCP-294* SCP-294: Ohhh... is pepsi ok?

[@arstotzka333]

Bill wurtz

[@trixer4586]

@@arstotzka333 ?

[@arstotzka333]

@@trixer4586 nothin'

[@trixer4586]

@@arstotzka333 Ok :D

[@deusvult34]

*_WHOOPSIE DAISY_*

[@captainobvious1961]

If you type in "Spoilers" it will tell you what happens when you enter Gater B ^^

[@aaroniusmuhlfelder1533]

haha realy does it do that

[@RaySpartan315]

Yeah it’s an actual thing

[@phospenguillite8895]

O

[@wentworth8776]

Speedy j

[@ducksruleflorida4882]

"This is fucking gross D:" In the background: Eric?

[@BaronAW300]

I think people who take the time to give this type of information deserve more subscribers.

[@rotatingdiscohorsehead3143]

I got a few that will work 1:blood 2:me 3:lava I've tested this its interesting

[@brandonliao408]

I'd want to drink you too.

[@halalchicken8]

rotating disco horse head he already did blood in the first vidd

[@jonathanmadi6120]

Try thanos 😏

[@HaXD1209]

Try vodka blyat

[@ironnnnnn]

me kills you doesn’t it?

[@cursedwither7888]

A big ol cup of yeet if I may request

[@ethangasson9965]

Laserbeam

[@michel1551]

No a cup full off tnt yeeters

[@DragonFlow17]

Wow

[@rayhan5247]

I would like to type "Alien Blood" on scp 294

[@workingjoe5599]

An alien watching this comment: ah shit here we go again

[@dxni3x]

Xenomorph would be more specific

[@bassoongal7879]

The perfect beverage, fountain of youth, death, pestilence, weed, knowledge, coma

[@callca1073]

3:32 M A N D A T S S O M G O O D A S S S H I T

[@kylotrap3920]

Scp 420-J

[@Kaeste]

"Venom" actually makes you die after 5 seconds.

[@gillbates4213]

why would it though? It wouldn't be poisonous

[@ginsederp]

Actually, you can drink venom in real life. (Snake) venom is made out of proteins that your stomach would digest just like any protein. By the time it reaches your blood it would just be extra protein in your diet. Of course if you have a cut or ulcer in your mouth...

[@sogg8713]

@@ginsederp just the reply I was looking for.

[@sogg8713]

Btw, its poison which is the real deal, not venom.

[@joeyw20]

Matthew Moules Venoms are deadly when they enter your bloodstream. That’s why most venomous animals bite to inject, like snakes and spiders. Poisons do not need to enter your bloodstream to be lethal, and can be deadly when ingested. Animals that use poison, like some frogs, do not deliver poison through bites because it does not need to enter the bloodstream. As mentioned above, venoms are harmless when not injected into the bloodstream

[@Thecruelwing]

I can imagine that half of the time spent on this game they were just thinking what we would type in xD

[@ramires4941]

Piss: NOT scp_096: LETS GO!!

[@austinlatshaw1049]

**types in hl3** "It seems to be a cup of nothingness."

[@Sulph023]

the sad truth

[@tinagreen7394]

1:29 - in terms of physics, this is insanely accurate

[@memeymeme3645]

When Matter and Antimatter collide, they disappear in a giant burst of energy comparable to an explosion. This process is known as "Annihilation"

[@upgrade2291]

1kg of anti matter exploading is 43 megatons of tnt.

[@spamtongspamton9192]

I did not expect the boom and it scared the shiz out of me lmao

[@SuperCaitball]

0:28 canonically should display "OUT OF RANGE" instead, according to the actual lore of the machine.

[@ThatGuy-vw6gc]

When you drank ‘meme’ I was had expecting it to say ‘seems overrated’

[@jezzaboi2168]

It tasted like swamp water

[@ATHSLR-]

You should type "my will to live" I bet theres gonna be nothing there

[@npc2792]

Go back to 2012 you fucking normie

[@grim2778]

@@melonuke3730 Lol you made me laugh xd thanks man :D

[@computer_dude]

@@npc2792 Go to hell, kid.

[@Mp-rg6tg]

Oh shit, that’s deep

[@ATHSLR-]

@@Mp-rg6tg r/im14andthisisdeep

[@mariejavillonar6357]

Imagine him typing "shrek" in

[@hiway19891]

Since courage works, why not try these Happiness Fear Anger Sorrow Victory

[@notjebbutstillakerbal]

Try Rage. Freakin' gold from what I heard.

[@sebastianhendzel6786]

Me: types in World Trade Center DOES. NOT EXIST

[@thedeliriousdinogamegroup7161]

SCP-294: OUT OF RANGE ----------- WTC did exist but it isn’t around anymore

[@vivares765]

Wait isnt that the building my pilot hit and then said it was turbulence?

[@brandonb5105]

Vivares 76 ahhh shit here we go again

[@77Yuki]

"typed HL3" its not gonna work. "dispensing" oh shit. "theres nothing in the cup" of course... 3 doesn't exist in Valve's dictionary.

[@scoutwith124hp9]

TF3

[@KCKrumbcake]

Or atleast... their number dictionary.

[@Nutlicker683]

Valve can count to alyx

[@KCKrumbcake]

no shit. They call half life 2 episode 3 "Half life Alyx" and the next one is gonna be called "half life 2 episode 4".

[@zkohsa]

Half life 3? Oohhhhhh LMFAO HAHAHAHSHSHHSSHSHHSHA

[@scriptrix7430]

Keep going man! Good videos

[@secure.contain.protect.6628]

1:24 YOU DONE FUCKED UP!

[@ldlk2829]

Try anti-blink. Maybe it will make you no longer blink

[@Alexander99602]

You would have to blink manually beacuse your eyes would get dry

[@jamesborland8835]

*ahem* eye drops *ahem*

[@phoneguy4257]

*Tears*

[@Noobylin]

@@Alexander99602 wooshy woosh

[@Alexander99602]

@@Noobylin no u

[@MRRUDE-tk3vx]

Type in souls "You hear people screaming"

[@CoastalProfessor6299]

Really?

[@dremehak7404]

error ERROR out of range

[@thelocalnecromancer1224]

If this machine had sentience of any sort, it would be questioning your sanity.

[@Crateruzzz]

Try a cup of 'scp-999' Or a cup of 'scarlet king'

[@jackalpartisan]

Type in "My Life" Im pretty sure it will say DOES NOT EXIST.

[@daleencoetzee9511]

it will say OUT OF RANGE

[@Brunestuds]

@isom jones I'm pretty sure that's a joke

[@tacostorm3d511]

isom jones also this is not reddit

[@TheThe-od5cr]

@isom jones eat idot idot

[@mobilefanta8936]

@isom jones he get the joke, he just comment a joke reply to a joke comment.

[@ArtIV]

Type In acid, or cocaine And if that doesn't work, try apple juice.

[@rawrbawlz]

•_•

[@ArtIV]

@nazo the humen no, acid the drug

[@user-dw7dq7ub4t]

The fact that you put try apple juice is what makes this so much funnier

[@lorenzomiguelchan8274]

acid:burns character cocaine:gets killed by police maybe

[@mrjimsta10]

@nazo the humen never knew acid was in mc

[@davidnutting7129]

Love your vids

[@lexer2297]

The scp-294 can give you a manual to build one scp-294. beautiful

[@jedicache6806]

7:53 Let's record a video Discord: Ima stop you right there

[@theprofessor1554]

i legit thought that was my discord going off for a sec

[@youchewberfan9984]

@@theprofessor1554 same xD I kept checking

[@skx5escudo]

@@theprofessor1554 same i checked everytime

[@mrhoundeye1064]

3:37

[@admiral758]

i kept thinking i was getting pinged ;w; i thought i was hallucinating

[@Cramslor]

"Hooefully this drink machine will give me food and drugs."

[@silentsoul8338]

3:37 that ping.

[@Juicethechild]

weed is acrually a temporary render distance upgrade, useful in the room after the elevator for a quick peek :)

[@Fortune.V]

Types in Santa Clause *Does Not Exist* Kid: *cries*

[@TyrannicusKoopa]

Wrong clause

[@Fortune.V]

There, I fixed it. Just for you because you’re a special little snowflake. c:

[@ninjireal]

Caden 137 Clearly you’re that kid because you spelled “You’re” wrong Fucking piece of shit

[@makkihatem3644]

@@ninjireal WO WO WO if he IS a kid why the insults

[@ninjireal]

MAKKI Hatem if he’s a kid that explains how much of a piece of shit he is. :)

[@r3n284]

What if you put the Cup of SCP-294 In SCP-914 Setting Very Fine? Will it give the full blue print of 914?

[@ruttsuco.804]

Rendell Imbang what if it makes a new SCP-294

[@r3n284]

How will it fit?

[@ruttsuco.804]

I dunno

[@oscarvalenzuela1830]

(:0

[@jupiterkelthuzad7289]

...are you a SCP reasearcher? 'Cause that's a heckin good idea.

[@BolachaDoLidl]

SCP-294 Tipping: Father Dispensing... Nothing is in the cup

[@naveyhh]

Me gusta this drink xD le epic taste

[@officialxverzusz]

I wonder if SCP-294 could dispense stuff like: - Fuel - Oil - America - pepe - Pestilence - WTF and will D-9341 drink them?

[@TotallyTally]

America. Perfect drink.

[@danielisgamer]

OIL *knock knock it's the USA*

[@hamburger4626]

Spyguygaming Xverzusz it can make oil

[@nemekhurkaa3645]

They have Oil!! We need to invide them

[@mysteriaxo5671]

Pestilence? Shall I call 049 to cure it

[@mikel4616]

ahem! *were still waiting for part. 3!*

[@alpkemalcaglar5230]

Still men still

[@inter-galactictravellerspa9036]

@TRISTAN JACOBSON probably a Re-upload

[@105htetzarne2]

Water from the fountain of Youth!

[@TroIlage]

Try "me" Sry im late lmao

[@padme1866]

Meinter

[@titasbartaska8261]

Me:Types In NTF Liquid NTF Guard: *i'm about to end this mans whole life*

[@kade6509]

I thought at first ntf was something totally different

[@aninh9032]

I'm about to end this NTF whole career.

[@hero-bo7qc]

It's short for the Nine Tailed Fox NTF

[@nottanngnjostr]

Type “suprise me”

[@aerothallji6514]

Typing Surprise Me In It Will Give You Something Random

[@veziusthethird]

@@aerothallji6514 no, it will give you burning hot water that explodes in your face, a horrible surprise.

[@Markus.420]

What is the song at the beginning called It gives me goosebumps and I love it

[@Chillerll]

You can get strange matter from that thing. Strange matter turns everything it touches into more strange matter. In the game it just kills you but it wouldn't stop there, it would turn the whole planet into strange matter.

[@omoriperocondrip9130]

6:22 Giorno Giovana: pathetic

[@LHERANDEZ]

Fun fact: giorno never drank the piss

[@liamgarcia9408]

Fellow Degenerate yes

[@GodzillaGamerFan-uu1uc]

Finally the JoJo comment i was looking for

[@ASlickNamedPimpback]

Do "Cup of Joe" Trust me.

[@Hunter-yo2rc]

its the same as blood

[@eikosimino5579]

No not poor joe D:

[@yureschede9692]

Are you talking about that SCP? If so, i don't think it would bond to your hand since it's in another cup.

[@victorydance6439]

can i have a joe a joe hey can i have a joe

[@DecayingEkzykesFan]

@@victorydance6439 albert fans all the way out here?

[@A200YT]

LIFEFORCE DRINK: an echoed voice shouts: YOU MUST NOT! THE JEWEL HOLDS BY LIFEFORCE!!!

[@Pepperyeen]

Ya know..... I think this one and many others exploded too XD

[@JoetheDilo1917]

Me: **asks for memes** Demoman: WHERE ME BLOODY MEMES?

[@user-rw7bw3bp4k]

i stole them

[@surimonizarro9791]

Infinity stone? Maybe there's a Marvel fan in their dev team

[@beanjams4071]

the perfect drink

[@wyntxr]

“The Pestilence-“ “*distant 049 noises*”

[@vetoredo7473]

*You can make your own drinks in the text file in files of game.*

[@Isac1121.]

Holy fucking shit

[@buttersmoothest]

*I know.*

[@abyssalbeesofficial2405]

Oh boy

[@sheikmacrohon4702]

Try SCP-999 technically 999 is a liquid goo

[@b.m.4415]

noooOoOoOoOOOOO

[@moxiegirl376]

@Samuel Skala there is an antidepressant in the game and its called "Happiness

[@shiftyFlacko]

bruh I just thought that a sec before I saw this I am a scp

[@ShadePerson]

So can scp 999 be a full liquid?

[@bye2117]

i was thinking of 999

[@P25681]

4 ideas. Water, avocados, bed, coca cola

[@lofrenox]

I already feel the happines of his when he looks at this vid and sees it has 980k views lol

[@thelonegunman2622]

Type “Joe”

[@undeadprincess5726]

Joe: ow f*ck not again!

[@jeeode8289]

UndeadPrincess nah, he’d be extremely dizzy and pass out

[@main_pain3574]

Or Cup of joe

[@daznaleal6435]

Joe mama

[@randompersonontheinternet3735]

I typed it one day it dispensed parts of a human I checked on the SCP wiki and that happens if you type Joe

[@cas4079]

try: cup of joe

[@papaq3810]

That just kills some dude named joe and gives you his blood.

[@TKK-630]

@@papaq3810 and because you said that the person who makes these videos have no reason to put it in a video as he already know it now and anyone else who sees this does as well (unless hes a nice guy and puts it in a video regardless)

[@geno8742]

Good reference

[@somerandomperson6689]

Another joe will die

[@Tundra-27]

@@papaq3810 blood, urine, and semen, I have no idea why I remember this

[@lucifergamingfr7180]

Don't order a god in SCP 294 while a devil is there or I explode the SCP building

[@xtraeaschan8110]

Try Cup so it'll look like "Cup of Cup" EDIT: also try out of range

[@qwelmm]

Dude it is SUPER clear this comment was stolen.

[@cheese21345]

Try 1. Meth 2.LSD 3.Ecstasy 4.Acid

[@cheese21345]

make video pls daddy

[@hermansila9224]

Acid works

[@rakkstabber1536]

*FBI OPEN UP*

[@cheese21345]

@@rakkstabber1536 oh no

[@thatrandomsubscriber3579]

5. Cocaine

[@stolnikaktus]

Watch the new episode here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/kIXThnVmjMlkZ80

[@fchan4453]

StolniKaktus A cup of a cup

[@flufferz1871]

Imma put this list here... Demigod Marijuana Martini SCP 401 NTF (Nine tail fox) Omega Warheads MTF SCP 049 (will you get infected~~?) Area 51

[@justinkeller7845]

StolniKaktus try a soda like cola or a drug like cocaine

[@justinkeller7845]

StolniKaktus try lean

[@justinkeller7845]

Try 420-J

[@iSourdough1]

Cup of meme: *is coloured blue* Me: sanic?

[@ElectroLXR]

I literally thought I got a discord ping at the weed part

[@zdark6382]

Type​ in​ scp-294,me,lava,alien​ blood, monster, music, sun, moon, Zombie, dark, light, something, fun , bad, good

[@twotimesfour]

He already did Scp 294

[@Jaaylinu]

3:36 i checked my discord...

[@deadaccount4116]

MilkiewayGalaxy Lol same

[@Shadowstorm-gd3ig]

Same

[@gghello1605]

Same

[@oreocat_yt1113]

mine is Oreocat030#8454

[@cyber_dragon_123]

I had something to check, at least.

[@fluffypinkpandas]

Ordering Nine Tailed Fox gives you 1 less soldier to deal with.

[@cesarmusso8988]

try: time, and: wifi a good video :D