SCP-682 vs SCP-096

[@AdultToons]

SCP-682 - "Why can't you be normal and just die!?" SCP-096 - *Screeches Uncontrollably*

[@Persac7]

RREEEEEEE REEEEE REEET BBBERRRRRRRRR RAAAAATTTT REEERE RUUUUUUUHHHAAAAA

[@duolingoowl127]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@theminuskai7453]

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@poggatura]

ZA WARUDOOO

[@mrgears3045]

@@poggatura DIO

[@mr.m9825]

I love how after the fight, after 096 gets exposed 682, 096 is like “nah fam, i aint touching him ever again” they’re both so frustrated about the fact that they can’t kill each other lol

[@herospaces4114]

Mr. M I would be mad as well,Fighting someone for hours just for them to recover from the wounds,and they can’t hurt you either since you recover as well.pretty much a pointless fight with no winner

[@semicolon2599]

One regenerates from all of its wounds, the other is impossible to wound.

[@afisch1694]

Omnipotent I thought if you go for 096 spine you can kill him

[@nova1726]

A Fisch 096's bone structure is basically indestructible, so going for its spine won't do nothing more than making it go "'Tis but a scratch"

[@scptime1188]

I also love how 096 becomes a skeleton and is somehow still moving. Maybe it was October?

[@WinterFox1000]

So Dr. Bright isnt allowed to put scp's against eachother but the other scientists can? No fair

[@techpriestexscian6596]

He's going to put the scarlet king there, for some reason.

[@somethingiwillremember1239]

The foundation doesn't want scp porn going around

[@mikeching6374]

Dr Bright is just annoyed he hasn't thought of this first.

[@mikeching6374]

@Jack Bright *JACK.* *NO.* *JUST NO.*

[@kingplotato6025]

Jack Bright now that’s some beatlejuicing

[@theotherghostgirl337]

Now I’m just imagining a drone picking up a bloody skeleton by the armpits and flying it down a hallway. And it’s hilarious

[@yeetsrus7955]

I get Super Jail vibes from that

[@Hammer_Of_Olympia]

Even better, a drone carrying SCP-096 from the back of his ribcage

[@MrGetty-kh1ch]

the other ghost girl Imagine a someone has no idea what’s happening no turns around the corner to see a frickin skeleton flying towards them.

[@octorat8481]

My kind of Halloween decorations

[@thechargentarge1341]

XD WHY AFTER READING THIS LAST NIGHT I DREAMT I WAS AN SCP FOUNDATION JANITOR AND I SEE HIM WITH A DRONE THEN ME WALKING IN AND SEE THE BLOODBATH LOL

[@doggoawesome4479]

Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

[@funkmantim2661]

meanwhile where Dr.Bright is Dr.Bright: hey Clef, wanna watch the recordings from site 13 again? fucking loved that three way battle at the end.

[@ottopike737]

bad guys, bad guys, and explosions.

[@thelastpro3dmangourdet434]

Po can kill all SCP ;)

[@reianvase6683]

@@thelastpro3dmangourdet434 fuck you...clearly you have little idea about how dangerous SCPs are

[@I.astar.]

Reian Vase ay mate, ever heard of a joke?

[@AlecSK27]

SCP-682 seems to have a difficult time adapting a resistance to all those sedatives they keep using on him...

[@jmcsquared18]

Probably because a sedative technically isn't damaging. It just calms you down.

[@HiddenOcelot]

@@jmcsquared18 they could also use mind altering drugs to calm it down, it doesnt damage, only changes.

[@bakedpasta1020]

Possibly different sedatives do it can’t adapt

[@stevieboi3319]

It's just inconsistencies within the story, its normal for every story especially if you have mutliple writers

[@Prometheus-ns6cm]

For real lol. It’s alr if he couldn’t be knocked unconscious he’d be too OP and they’d have no way of keeping him restrained or re containing him, basically plot armor for the foundation lol

[@TheRedPandaCat]

D-class: _walks into containment cell to clean, sees the literal bloodbath_ "God dammit, I knew I shouldn't have killed those kids…"

[@thecircleoft.e.d2121]

And it just comes rushing out like the elevator in The Shining. He'd be there all day.

[@murder1625]

i think it's need more than 1 month to clean that

[@drrunner4146]

*I AM THE PURPLE GUY*

[@cyberseal2993]

super saiyan bule COME AND SEE THE SHOW TONIGHT

[@ia6495]

@@cyberseal2993 Turn the spotlight onto me My body's ready Now begin!

[@liguow]

SCP 096: stop spawn killing SCP 682: stop spawning

[@moonbeam_2578]

Why do i see you everywhere ebola bird

[@Trademarked26]

Other way around

[@coryclark5442]

Underrated

[@boomboone47]

@@Trademarked26, Nah, 682 can’t die; that’s the whole point. There’s just no current way to kill 096.

[@orion3298]

ಠ_ಠ

[@MR_ILLUSTRATED]

So many hours were spent drawing that scale texture on SCP-682!

[@yeetuscleetus3833]

You did well!

[@theklefkiauthority6504]

It looks great

[@whatscracklin7390]

SCP ILLUSTRATED they look amazing

[@thegoldenplague-mask5438]

Darnit, I'm n o t *f e r s t* Edit, just finished watching this, Holy Sh1t This was one heck of a battle, 096 lost all of the muscle and flesh on its bones, not dead. And 682 was a pool of viscera... Also not dead. Truly 2 unstoppable forces fighting to the nonexistant death.

[@IcyBeastIsCool]

SCP ILLUSTRATED Can u do SCP 1000 please

[@HectoR-Da-Milk-Man]

682: *Looks at 096* 096: *Starts to scream and run* 682: *Oh? You're approaching me?*

[@username7858]

Is that a JoJo reference?

[@bappo2255]

Ho!

[@gokulsharama9876]

I can't [REDACTED] the shit out of you without getting closer

[@skinnymaster1838]

Is that a jojo reference

[@pr6897]

everywhere i go theres a jojo reference

[@Hypergen-]

SCP-096: “I fear no man...” SCP-096: “but that thing” *Looks at SCP-682* SCP-096: “It scares me”

[@banana1430]

lol.

[@natelong8000]

Hypergen or it doesnt scare him

[@banana1430]

@@natelong8000 But it does.

[@TheAndermany]

Duolingo: "I fear no man..." Duolingo: "But that thing" *Looks at Google translate* Duolingo: "It scares me"

[@banana1430]

@@TheAndermany That's a new one.

[@SagittariusAyy]

Well, let's be real here: While it was technically a failed termination attempt, this was possibly the most successful one, too. Not many SCPs can say they battled 682 to a stalemate.

[@SakuyalzayoiTheMaid]

peanut and a white enderman is as powerful as a bloodthirsty reptile with extreme malicious intents

[@skelet8337]

But now he adapted to have acid lanchuble spikes and tentacles was it worth it

[@ChaotiX1]

173 did.

[@hausuandim1193]

Not too many SCPs could say that they killed 682 Except for one

[@BlackCat-tg7th]

@@hausuandim1193 Oh, Death?

[@Shirokroete]

Has anyone ever checked SCP-682's foot? Maybe he simply got a splinter in there and that's the reason why he's angry.

[@pickamon1624]

HOLY SHIT YOU SIR IS A GENIUS

[@Samu0205]

You will be promoted to a O5, congrats!

[@MaxBlaine2005]

wait a minute, why dont we check every keters foot, maybe thats why they are so dangerous, because they are in pain

[@pickamon1624]

@@MaxBlaine2005 NOW THERE ARE 2 PEOPLE THAT ARE A GENIUS HOLY SHIT

[@soupperson280]

Shirokröte is that a SpongeBob reference

[@mrxbx9002]

Something tells me the janitors aren’t paid enough at the SCP Foundation.

[@fallingfantasy105]

D class aren't paid

[@bluerazzberryskelly7601]

Why do I think they don’t live that long

[@dapperfield595]

Cheeseburger Freedomman Because they either get terminated or given amnestics and thrown back at the Foundation

[@denji6975]

@@voltmp4 they'll be given amineasiacts

[@frederikboeggild]

Actually at the end of the month They are just killed i think

[@ouffman769]

096: *loses all of his flesh from his body* *still manages to cry without any fluid or flesh* Edit: wait how would the bones be floating in place when theres nothing to connect them lol? Edit 2: I'll be back by 2021 and see if I'm alive by then Edit: omg I survived 2020 I'm a literal god Edit: 2022 a Edit: 2023 I'm alive. Nuclear fusion is possible

[@danielcastillo591]

Me after the final exams

[@patrykborowczyk4874]

does he have an regeneration skills ?

[@bigdoinks5884]

@@danielcastillo591 you cry without any flesh and fluid removed by 682?

[@danielcastillo591]

@@bigdoinks5884 Let's say shit goes down different where I'm from

[@ll-li3dt]

OUFF MAN yeah because he has CALCIUM with those bone of his obviously

[@darinlunderman8063]

Probably one of the most gore-filled fights between two creatures that I've ever seen. 682, despite his massive size, was submerged in several thousand gallons of his own blood by the end if it. Calling it a "bloodbath" is actually an understatement. They'll probably need a wetvac the size of a house to drain that.

[@contessa4490]

Scp 682 can probably fill the entire universe with it's blood given the fact that it's virtually immortal.

[@xar5059]

@@contessa4490 ye

[@astridposey]

It was a bloodpool

[@blacktemplar1139]

​@@contessa4490Same with 096, actually, I think it actually made legit music with SCP-012

[@yummyherbicide7296]

_Unstoppable force vs immovable object_

[@mtf_nine_tailed_fox385]

Alligator god vs immortal introvert

[@lilbupp7664]

mah dick vs. mah hand

[@v10l3t40]

Godzilla vs the rake was this battle summed up

[@junkyporpoise4254]

Forever burning fire Vs all entiguishing water

[@blazingcontrollerandstorys47]

@@lilbupp7664 😂😂😂😂😂

[@zaner5261]

"There's chunks of 682 scattered in all directions". That's a pleasant thought.

[@frozenfiredarknight3764]

Not gonna lie, I knew that the containment would be covered in ripped out pieces, but I never thought it would be turned into an ocean of blood. I thought there would be puddles of it but NOPE.

[@Portentous__]

Good thing he doesn’t regenerate from limbs like a starfish

[@Portentous__]

Potato Man 🤔

[@Portentous__]

Potato Man I bet he tastes like very firm steak

[@K̰ḭr̰ḭn̰5731]

@@Portentous__ It does

[@bilferdthechosenone7724]

Me: stares at a photo with a little white pixel Also me: Why do I hear boss music?

[@nootnootmofos7415]

Do you even know where "Why do I hear boss music?" Is from?

[@victorholmes5225]

NOOT NOOT MOFOS It’s from terraria but why does that matter?

[@nootnootmofos7415]

@@victorholmes5225 Bc I will never call it scream instead of music

[@Wolfe-ku2zr]

STOP STARING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH - scp 096

[@bilferdthechosenone7724]

Thanks for the likes

[@PythorSehn]

7:56 "the walls will be checked for structural damage" Me: There's still walls?

[@truccthicc2525]

Imagnery walls

[@bxttercxp_swxxts]

A transparent wall made of air.

[@Dragonmongamer]

An invisible wall

[@santigamerprogamer6493]

Maybe the real walls were the friends we made along the way

[@nefhelimwhat609]

Lizard vs introvert: coming soon on theaters

[@pickamon1624]

I would see that

[@Lolguy-qr6ty]

Lizard: I’m gonna kill you Introvert: (playing fortnite) Lizard: (joins him)

[@aaronholmes-black6621]

Sounds like a Syfy special...

[@Ice-ol8pz]

I'll take 3 tickets. The I-max version please

[@teriyakibeef0498]

The fish communist republic of FISH thats one way to put it

[@RaySpartan315]

Scientist 1: *I GOT MY MONEY ON THE BIG ONE!* Scientist 2: Nah bro, 096 will definitely win this one. Steve: The safest choice would obviously be to bet on neither. Every Scientist: *...*

[@felixgutierrez993]

Well he was right but where the fun in not being a little optimistic here and there lol

[@sootythunder3111]

Ray Spartan meanwhile dr bright is in the background “place your bets here place your bets”

[@Set2Seth]

@@sootythunder3111 While all the d-bois and scientists alike bet on some money,One with scp 420 j and one with scp 500 on these two scp's clashing

[@duck3819]

I love you steve

[@kylabeau]

someone steals 420 J

[@mtf_nine_tailed_fox385]

Who would win A reptile that weight over 100 tons and capable of destroying the world when unleashed Or *One skinny boi* The answer is *none of the above* (You can't kill an aligator god and a immortal introvert)

[@neurodivergentape4425]

what a great skinny boi

[@_Aldi1337]

+Sad Shober Lord Gaben must nerf it

[@moe7157]

Thanus won the fight

[@neurodivergentape4425]

@@_Aldi1337 yes he shall

[@BeanMachine360]

i was voteing for skinny boi

[@hoomanbeing6254]

*682: "AAAAAAAAAAAAA"* *096: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"*

[@bearyboi7474]

My sister when she sees a spider: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

[@randomanimations8488]

@@bearyboi7474 me when i see a cockroach: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA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[@Persac7]

@@randomanimations8488 stfu

[@alexjackyperson101]

Dragon ball fight but in scp world

[@AnOmnimors]

@@randomanimations8488 God i should not of clicked read more

[@sonicandshadowsjunction]

Lmao 682 gave 096 such a hard time that 096 basically wanted to kill itself everytime it saw 682 such respect.

[@galixedoutdumb1104]

Scp is fake its a computer game thats the only reason we know what scp means look it up itsba game

[@awesomesausome1557]

Also artist interpretations don't make 096 all rage and murder. As for "it's from a game" it's all from the website which started from a forum which started from a single post of a weeping angel if it was a bean

[@adrian-wz2zw]

Sonic and Shadow's Junction 096 was crying. Cause that’s his method of killing, he cry’s when you look at him because he thinks he ugly and the longer ou stare the more angry he becomes so he attacks you.

[@sonicandshadowsjunction]

I never asked since I already knew but okay.

[@anexplosion5436]

@KillerOtter plays I knew about it from secret lab prior to the website. Unlike Galixed, i am aware the website came first.

[@ryaquaza3offical]

And people wonder why SCP 682 is my favourite SCP, Besides being highly adaptable, resilient and intelligent, the fact he can turn something as deadly as SCP 096 to bones and cause it to stop its normally unstoppable rage is both terrifying and impressive Super lizard deserves a medal for that

[@irina8763]

You deserve medal for your ignorance

[@aconfusedcomputer1072]

Please respect others, seriously what's wrong with it? 682 isn't your favourite? fucking hell let people have fun

[@MaxBlaine2005]

plus in his termination logs its said he survived becoming non existent because when he was thrown into 3930

[@ryaquaza3offical]

Um what did I do wrong?

[@peacekeeper210]

You deserve to eat the devils shit in the fires of hell.

[@alaskagyal]

SCP-682: pls stop SCP-096: ARWVEEE ORRGH KAYAYAYAARFH

[@jay-vg5eg]

True true

[@Dom_C7591]

Alamkan Countryball ikr SCP-682: You’re being very annoying, skinny boi SCP-096: rrrrrrRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE Edit: Thank you guys SO much for the likes! I honestly never had this many before and I’m very grateful :)

[@kingartison]

He was aggravated by the crying lol

[@munastronaut8147]

SCP-682: just stop i want to live please............. SCP-096 ADEJEJSJDDJJUUIIUYRFBNNGTEDDFHNKOOIJKK

[@anonyfamous9353]

more like "omae wa mou shindeiru"

[@joseonswag9258]

When the two strongest kids at school get in a fight

[@cannyross671]

underrated

[@fwzico]

The jock vs the quiet insecure kid

[@miabloom7638]

@Are you a Hutu or a Tutsi? ya and they fight and create a blood bath in the classrom

[@Random_User_]

@@miabloom7638 Then it ends up they are both wrong

[@dariusfarrel3228]

And 173 is the quiet kid,

[@skullz3438]

682 : *bro pls stop this is not necessary* 096 : EADGSZVADGSCSASFJLUEVCA *proceeds to punch 682 repeatedly on the face*

[@ionajordon-matthews5029]

To be honest, that would be the funniest thing in the universe (if it was real)

[@austin2787]

096 is just a small nuisance to 682, just like this, 682: bro, just stop, it's annoying 096: HIBITY JIBBITY, I WANT YOUR HEARTY

[@focalpoint._]

682: *_spews acid over him_* 096: holy shit that fucking hurt okay i’ll stop

[@Set2Seth]

@@focalpoint._ 682:Finnally. 096:NOT! *continues to tear 682 apart* 682: OH COME ON!

[@ajlm05yt74]

682:fuuck stop hitting me

[@eikosimino5579]

This might be the closest attempt of 682 being terminated

[@benteszluha6461]

No it wasnt!!!

[@ericzhou7566]

scp 001 gate guardian has almost killed 682 btw

[@MisterO-b7v]

001 almost killed him

[@callsignjohnny153]

Nah not even close I think the closest time is when he was shot in a blackhole

[@RjGoombes]

@@callsignjohnny153 I though closest was when he literally survived being erased from existence.

[@cadenhoffman5864]

this right here bois is why it sucks to be a janitor in the sap foundation

[@quantumblauthor7300]

*s a p*

[@user-kw9hg9o]

s a p

[@spoton8108]

Spy s a p p i n g m a h s e n t r e h

[@cadenhoffman5864]

janitor walking in room where the event took place humming a jolly tune looks out into the room and yells "HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN!"

[@Starscream_EditZ]

@@cadenhoffman5864 scp 096: haha bro you gootta clean this mess

[@Sgil97]

Scp-682: YOU DARE CHALLENGE THE REPTILE!! Scp-096: this site isn’t big enough for two KETER SCPs Scp-682: Oh your an SCP alright just not a KETER one Scp-096: Yeah whats the difference? Scp-682: BREACHING CONTAINMENT *Welcome to the jungle starts playing*

[@carlosg8103]

lel

[@Mr.Pallanza]

Fucking brilliant hahahaha

[@hyper9374]

Lmao

[@daka3785]

isn't 682 an appolyon class scp?

[@Arknights_enjoyer821]

SCP-096: (*throws D-class*) SCP-173: (*snaps the neck of the D-class*) Please, have a little respect for Foundation personnel

[@Nebraski03]

I know that 682 is pure evil but still, Ow that has to hurt, even for a demonic reptile

[@Siplin]

What about that shy dude, his flesh is gone

[@maskedmenreiki]

I’m still trying to figure out what’s holding his bones together if his flesh is gone.

[@kilesov117]

Lord Potator rage? I think

[@ohyeahyeet117]

@@Siplin he doesn't feel pain or seems like so. It was said in the video

[@Nebraski03]

I’m pretty sure he is a demon guys

[@pancakes996]

So 096 was just reduced to a spooky spooktober boi?

[@homesquish9722]

Pancakes it’s to spoopy 🧛🏻‍♂️

[@EnderGoku9001]

Spoopy spoopy skeletons

[@firerodan2965]

Boi you watching disney a lot

[@justapersonz5441]

*Correction, INCREASED*

[@SCP-ut3kf]

*ˢʰᶦᵗ ʰᵒʷ ᵈᶦᵈ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᶠᶦⁿᵈ ᵒᵘᵗ*

[@saiyanboi4910]

Soooo I guess he no longer has a 100 percent kill rate

[@sansdeltarune7510]

saiyan boi he has a 98% kill rate Since with the help of another scp’s you can survive

[@AJ-170SkyStriker]

Then count the snappy boi

[@TheDiamondBladeHD]

@@AJ-170SkyStriker You had a 101% killrate until you were removed from the game

[@jiraffe9600]

saiyan boi well he also lost to 173.

[@acrocanthasaurusisbae6368]

@@TheDiamondBladeHD ayyyyyy

[@c3lest322]

SCP foundation : *how long will you clean 682’s cell?* The janitors: *absolutely yes*

[@justcommenting6791]

Make an scp that drinks blood take care of the clean up

[@Dalek59862]

The yes is absolute

[@sibren9874]

I consider this a defeat for 096, as he forfeited his attack after 682 flayed him

[@TheDormantP]

That's because its 2 immortals fighting each other lmao, if I was fighting somebody who cant kill me and I cant kill him I would give up.

[@warfareevan603]

CONNER you still Immoral

[@TheDormantP]

@@BabyMahdy His death was not cannon. I don't even know if its a he but whatever.

[@stephenforrister4992]

@@TheDormantP Nothing is Canon within SCP lore. The individuals choose what they believe is canon and not canon so it might not be canon to you, but it is to others

[@TheDormantP]

@@stephenforrister4992 This conversation/argument was 2 weeks ago, but still thanks. I guess?

[@biggieboy3570]

You know the old question when an immovable object is Hit by an Unstoppable force well that's basically What's Happening Here

[@BeanMachine360]

its immovable object with unstopable FORCE

[@biggieboy3570]

@@BeanMachine360 thanks I'll change that now

[@meandyours]

The Turtle Waffle Actually no, if an immovable object is hit by an unstoppable force it would just pass through each other.

[@localcringelordjr]

The answer is they surrender

[@liammercado1235]

A fucking blood bath is apparently what we get if the two ever happen to meet

[@grandmofftarkin8519]

Janitor: Why do I still work here Go’s into 096’s cell and looks him *DIRECTLY* in the eyes

[@hazbin_angel_dust_fan3230]

Janitor: don’t Die of scp 096 but die’s of a haertattack

[@lolbobPlus]

Lol what 👀

[@hazbin_angel_dust_fan3230]

Scp-096: what... what the f*** just happende?

[@Kratos_Messi7050]

janitor: kill me i hate my life

[@MrZooP1]

I think the class D’s clean it up

[@joe.black-mortem.angelos]

I'm starting to believe that 096 can't feel a damn thing.

[@aidansmall8001]

He can't

[@teiralte1]

He can be shy tho

[@AllisterCaine]

@@teiralte1 Somebody make a funny picture of a blushing 096 pls.

[@sleepy_b0i]

haha peanut go brrrrr

[@hausuandim1193]

Scp 106 and scp 173 : yes but actually no

[@Christarfire]

Imagine if the Duolingo owl joined this battle, chills

[@ilikecrawfish21]

Christarfire he would *definitely* beat 682

[@thetwo.1062]

Lol, I just imagine him going in after the fight.. 682: UGH! I give up! I can't kill you and you can't kill me.. I'm tired.. Imma take a nap. 096: Yeah, I give up too.. I'm just gonna cry to myself in this corner.. *Duolingo Bird has entered the Containment Cell* *Hola, Amigos! I hope you've studied the Spanish Language! :D Oh my, This place is a BLOODY mess...* 096: W-what? W-who are you and why did we have to study... "Spanish"? 682: Uh, I just woke up and I'm very confused.. Why the fuck is there a Green talking bird in here?! *Now, Now, Mr. Reptile, You know that kind of language is inappropriate! Now, Did you learn Spanish? :)* 682: What? What's "Spanish"? *...Excuse me? YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SPANISH IS?!* 682: N-NO, I DON'T! *DID YOU EVEN STUDY IT??* 682 and 096: NO! *...you...YOU.... YOU PADRES MADRES!!!* Then you just hear 682 growling and 096 screaming for his life..

[@ihaveabetternamethanthat5124]

Wait what can Duolingo do?

[@someperson2067]

RWQFSFASXC, obliterate the universe in a instance.

[@magiv4205]

The Duolingo owl is hands down the scariest SCP of them all. Makes me wonder how in the hell it doesn't have its own entry yet.

[@NamelessTC]

scp 096 just brought the shy kid too a whole new level

[@basilsaeed104]

scp 096 is shy guy, scp 682 is the reptile

[@somm150]

@@basilsaeed104 not what he said

[@brummbo8989]

096 must have the ultimate amount of calcium to survive that

[@andypsy6218]

He obtained the SpOoKY sKelEtON status

[@fropsyh]

thanks mr skeltal

[@boomerpro87]

Berbo 096 isnt an scp, hes just a really depressed shyguy who drinks 5 gallons of milk a day

[@lordprime25]

096 has become a spooky *BOI*

[@buttrio00boi32]

096 evolved int SANS

[@bluephantom2352]

People aren’t giving 096 a lot of credit for going to battle with “god” for hours without submission

[@dylangaeta6462]

@Høly Ghøst not really, just assumed immortal.

[@Sgil97]

Dylan Gaeta But remember immortal doesn’t necessarily mean he can’t be killed

[@adamnichols476]

@Høly Ghøst hes the son of the red king, so yeah, he kinda is.

[@ansrfururactions]

@Høly Ghøst A god.

[@lacompf571]

Isn't there an actual scp by the code name god... technically he breaches containment all the god damn time but since he always comes back they kinda just allow it... and then there is scp 001 who actually kinda defeated 682... they kinda sent 682 to get fucked up by the guy and while he still didn't die... he did get knocked unconscious and torn to shreds worse than 96 did him... but 682 did talk some major shit to the guy (who is supposedly guarding the fucking garden of eden) making us believe that 682 is a real player in the grand scheme of everything

[@male5017]

I feel bad for the janitors man working on a site must be hell for them.

[@xxx9edgelord6xxx81]

Saddest_ Thoughts '' What the [Data Expunged] happend here!!?? ''

[@danielm.595]

Thinking about it, maybe they gain more than a O5 because of that

[@tooltiptinkerer]

Ever played Viscera Cleanup detail? Like that, but dozens of times worse.

[@josephmartin3287]

I would quit if I had to clean that room

[@mrCQB15]

We need more lemon pleeeeeedge

[@anzac5399]

Once scp-682 had "85% of its initial mass" removed, they should have released scp 173 into the chamber after 096 was removed, I remember reading a termination test between 173 and 682 where they said that 173 could be effective if 682 is ever reduced to a much smaller or damaged size.

[@onslowgreene643]

other ones could be useful like scp-372 since it destroyed 25% of his body..

[@C0rruptedSpY]

too late now, 096 is now scared of super lizard

[@lichofdeath4363]

@@C0rruptedSpY I dont think he is scared of the lizard but realizes that it is impossible to kill the lizard. Also I dont know if this is true or not but it could be that destroying the shy guy's face caused him to reset and it might be possible that he grows a new face if the original one is destroyed so therefore by destroying the original, you took away a face that he was hunting you from looking upon it. I dont know, it sounds possible but then again anything is.

[@damthephong3811]

Onslow Greene scp 372 now doesn't have any effect to 682 anymore, scp 682 had now adapt to withstand the effect of it in a termination log so it doesn't work anymore

[@katoblepas1234]

too late, 682 now knows how to defeat both so they will be ineffective

[@aidenwoods8254]

SCP-096 is an interesting creature. It's fear of its face being seen is very evident of social anxiety. He also cries like a human, sounding like a man in the game. The reason he kills may be to reduce the risk of people spreading the ugliness of his face. He seems like more an anxious, angst ridden teen than a monster. But hey, I still hate the creature for ripping an eight month old apart.

[@twinzzlers]

@PersonaX You clearly don't understand this...

[@justapersonz5441]

@PersonaX Lol, He stated that he hates a monster that rips a 8 month year old child, Yea and we really don't know its back story therefore whatever happened to it must've been pretty bad.

[@_sekinafi_6769]

PersonaX maybe because it ripped a 8 month old in half

[@SCP-ut3kf]

ALRIGHT. SINCE YOU PEEPS TRYNA MAKE FAN FICTION BACKSTORIES FOR ME, I'M GONNA MAKE MY OWN. SCP 096 IS SANS UNDERTALE, WHICH IS NESS, WHICH IS STEVEN UNIVERSE WITH CANCER.

[@graciegj63]

@PersonaX Maybe you'd like to be in the same room as SCP 682 like that one doctor that kept feed it children. One good thing that Dr Clef had done the world.

[@galaxianinsomniac9953]

682: An ha! Can't be pissed for looking at his face if he doesn't have one! (Tears all flesh and skin off)

[@killedtheradiostar1116]

@firemonster221 ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats smart

[@thecircleoft.e.d2121]

Honestly, I think even looking at SCP-096’s skeletal face would still trigger its berserk state; the only reason it stopped was due to the fact that neither were getting anywhere with killing each other, and that SCP-096 seemed to have burned itself out. If it couldn’t kill something after all that, it’s got no chance.

[@RobertPacocha-yu8li]

@@thecircleoft.e.d2121 they both stopped fighting because they realized they are both immortal and can't kill each other

[@sekaijohnson9242]

“Or SCP-096 will find another way out” ❗️NANI?!

[@hdgrim7662]

The but

[@deimoslalala]

Sekai Johnson what has humanity become? @-@

[@S4ndsman]

@@deimoslalala out his pp skin

[@1337-p2j]

@@S4ndsman The frick did i just read

[@1337-p2j]

@@hdgrim7662 ō-ō

[@sharyngratton4752]

SCP-682 : Ah Jesus. Another one of their attempt of trying to kill me. SCP-96 : Bro don't look. 682 : **Looks** Dr.Carver : Let the battle begin!! **2 Hours later** SCP-682 : Dude stop. **4 Hrs later** SCP-682 : Dude stop!!!! **12 Hrs later** SCP-682 : Dude STOP!!! **24 Hrs later** SCP-682 : STOOPPP!!!! **30 Hrs later** 682 : STAAAAAPPPP!!!!!!!! 96 : *Finally stops*

[@warfareevan603]

You most up on spaaaaat O not A please edit this

[@TriNitroT]

... its 096 not 96

[@sulphurous2656]

STAHP

[@Dragonmongamer]

Sharyn Gratton 682: * mangled and groans in pain * Dr carver: IM SORRY 682 682: NO YOUR NOT

[@shy_gui5226]

@@spin1893 i feel like god lost hope in you light years ago

[@refarded]

The unstoppable force vs the immovable object

[@landlockedcroat1554]

Dankster who is the unstoppable force?

[@TakeswithTitan23]

The Fascist Nut 096

[@porkyminch1640]

how about the invincible to everything capsule vs the worthless lizard

[@samuraiturtle123]

@@TakeswithTitan23 its actually scp 682

[@xed8530]

@@samuraiturtle123 actually it would be 096. 096 has a 100% kill rate as long as its face is seen. At all wherever it is within 2 minutes. Not the case here, but 096 has a 100% kill rate as 682 undoubtedly has a high kill rate but not 100%.

[@thetravelingmarauder1777]

096 after he gets eaten, bitten, skin ripped off, and acid spit up on him: ight imma just sit down

[@flarelukethecomedian2555]

And cri

[@Luis-jm2cc]

@@flarelukethecomedian2555 like a little bitch

[@ayyvibin6977]

@@Luis-jm2cc he could rip your face off and leave no trace behind

[@Luis-jm2cc]

@@ayyvibin6977 no he couldnt because he is a fictional character you idiot

[@ayyvibin6977]

@@Luis-jm2cc f he was real, dumbass

[@hyuugajay]

Marvel :infinity war is the most ambitious crossover in history. *SCP ILLUSTRATED: Hold my beer...*

[@ellitri9677]

hyuugajay 5150 this is not a crossover

[@hyuugajay]

lol I know It was just a joke...

[@lulurodriguez9139]

But how? I mean, calling two creatures from the same universes and calling it a crossover isnt really funny.

[@hyuugajay]

lol people have different views in humor. Get with the system lulu

[@Karen-wt6nl]

@@ellitri9677 r/woosh

[@yeetmaster-eb1xq]

dude imagine 096 t posing

[@rathbuc1834]

T al l

[@siobhandavies3979]

Stop

[@jevilstail]

I've seen a model of him t posing. It was almost as if it came straight out of hell.

[@christopherforsythe66]

t3.rbxcdn.com/39a159c2eb64e56168caeb2e505bab95

[@kidvloger4682]

oh my god

[@evrint]

SCP-682, after healing: That was fun. Can't wait to see what you got next for me, punks.

[@addisondeweese2646]

As I understand it the cells uses nearly every other sensor they can think of but visual. So when all the data is combined you can pretty much "see" the fight. Plus they use sonar as mentioned in the video, which gives a strong outline to it all

[@graspele]

SCP FOUNDATION:brings out the old man SCP 682:wait I didn’t mean-

[@sansdeltarune7510]

Throws the fucking sun Scp 682 left the server

[@mobzillalongtail]

the man that lives on yeet street 682 could still survive the old man

[@mobzillalongtail]

YaHoO64 682 just travels to another dimension*

[@atheml6506]

682: *ITs JuSt CrYinG TheRe MEnAngCinalY*

[@bukkxke5136]

Even when scp 096 was just a skeleton he’s still moving

[@penguinator7453]

Doot

[@garfieldbutswagger4967]

@@penguinator7453 Thank you Mr. Skeletal

[@vito7361]

Spooky scary skeletons

[@fatalerror1279]

DOOT DOOT NOOT NOOT

[@theminuskai7453]

And his bones are indestructible so hes pretty much inmortal

[@Las3Ms_]

Who wins: One Angry Lizard Boi or One Sad Runny Boi?

[@malzeno1202]

Find out next time on... idk anymore

[@416minuet]

Actually its more like one sad triggered speedy boi

[@raulqueiroz9021]

Both

[@Las3Ms_]

@@malzeno1202 On [REDACTED] !

[@declanwagar5880]

BofA dem

[@dishq6035]

*Then 096's skin started to emerge back from its bones* Note: This for the people who don't know what happened after the fight.

[@Blackhole_T618]

Dishq jeasus that would be terrifying to see

[@santigamerprogamer6493]

So, 096 can regenerate himself of Critical Damage?

[@bigwsly]

@@Blackhole_T618 it's OK you can't see it without looking at it

[@santigamerprogamer6493]

@Adolf Hitler so, 096 is literally inmortal, also, the 682 is the only one who survived after seeing hes face

[@Unamedblue3]

​@@santigamerprogamer6493pretty much.

[@KING-wn3tw]

Goku and vegeta: "nothing matches our rivalry"- 096 and 682: "hold my god damn beer peasants"

[@generic2021]

Aw, 096 just wanted some ribs.

[@S0A0M0I0]

Ah yes, my favourite chef, *Gordian Ramsey*

[@bruhdestroyer3051]

grodane rmsseye

[@wonderouswumbo4353]

Gogange wamsam

[@renkii_0]

Gogoll wanshack

[@willy_thrilly4712]

Gogo wimway

[@cyberlinkstudios6518]

096 now fits the holiday because he's a skeleton now

[@roadroller8851]

Still not as spooky as the Infernal Occult Skeleton SCP.

[@excal7808]

Its too *_SPOOPY_*

[@ivonunes3937]

Snas

[@bradtheassassin3935]

Top 10 spoopyest bois

[@erikho6936]

@@roadroller8851 Spooky scary skeletons sending fires down your spine

[@gigan8295]

Man.. I Tried Scratching my own face and it hurt like heck. *man SCP 096 has a face of iron*

[@mrhatstyl1066]

I think he scratched at the images face

[@BeanMachine360]

and would you rip your skin off if 096 did it lol. btw not being nasty

[@erkmrk363]

Hail Patrick hEcK

[@gengartheghostgamer8873]

Actually, yes, his bones are unbreakable

[@Gibraltar_tank]

Hail Patrick bro he has the body of diamond but not in a good way. He was left as a skeleton but can still move? If you only care about the face then eyy

[@Devon_Noved]

Scp 682: gets his flesh ripped off, his spine split into 2 and his head ripped to pieces Scp 682: T’is bit a mere scratch

[@ProstoVeresk]

lol

[@moonbeam_2578]

Ok-

[@bh5141]

Yes

[@everettmoss2923]

Tis but a nice meme

[@joesefrich3408]

‘‘Tis but a flesh wound

[@kapnocap7204]

*scp-173:* Pffft, look at these two noobs

[@chalern8561]

Le statue vs le shy man thing person

[@BeanMachine360]

173 is a ninja, he teleports behind you

[@STARPIG]

@@BeanMachine360 no he does not teleport 173 just moves so fast.

[@nguyenphanphuongthuy4249]

Kaputus LeCountryBallArtist well, as I can see, even 682 is afraid of it.

[@Nakai865]

@@BeanMachine360 he moves super fast so when u blink he is already somewhere else

[@goktugarkan7252]

5:50 when you make an eye contact with teacher during the test

[@somerandomguy6800]

Lol me

[@callsignjohnny153]

XD

[@zariyahjohnson6721]

That’s the look when you have gum or talking in class

[@kingkrueger0531]

7:54 No way that they're going to get that cell cleaned up

[@alfinalfitra6508]

The Janitor’s gonna get a Hell of a time cleaning lol.

[@tamimyaseen6013]

Now, for the real question SCP 999 in the same room as SCP 096

[@thecannonball34]

SCP-999 only works on sapient creatures, iirc. Since SCP-096 is non sapient, it's mood-boosting effects would have no effect. Most likely, the result would be the same as this battle. 096 would calm down and begin crying again after its rage abated, and 999 would be upset that it wasn't able to help 096.

[@davidhatcher7016]

@@thecannonball34 96 is sapient

[@Thecounselor06]

He is sorta of sapient...he's just so dumb it looks non sapient...I'd give it a try tho

[@f16airforce]

Syxx66 poor 096 lol

[@Mateo-fo5xd]

SCP-999 just cures SCP-096´s anxiety

[@FireTurtle157]

top 10 greatest anime battles of all time

[@nembutalfaye]

I said that first

[@trainsaregreat8020]

this is actually a great battle lol

[@checkmate9099]

huh, so SCP 682, is now the 1st SCP 096-1 to ever survive looking at his face

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah]

CHECK MATE barley. But yeah it's impressive I guess you could say it's a Demi god vs Demi god. Sort of anyways

[@Nakai865]

@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah wat do mean barely? 682 can just regen faster and he could go on for day and still don't come close to death

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah]

Quoc Hung Tran yeah I guess your right. Probably not my best choice of words

[@PikaGUSTA]

Has SCP 096 ever been exposed to a nuclear detonation a few feet away from the epicentre of the blast?

[@fartsmellaaa63]

Well 173 made scp 096 run away in a few hours soo... second?

[@logicalluxury1662]

682: *grows more eyes* 096: "well you see that won't be useful here."

[@maplesyrup6529]

LogicalLuxury 096: you’ve just activated my trap card

[@thegermanfool8953]

Lmfao

[@callca1073]

... 2,000 health Vs 999999999 health

[@cdr.bigboicitrus4933]

and each attack from 096 does it only takes away 1 hp

[@alvarezeldrinjasons.2721]

@@cdr.bigboicitrus4933 dont forget, it heals

[@mtf_nine_tailed_fox385]

682: 2000 health + 1900 hp regen every 5 sec 096: 99999999999999999999999 hp

[@nahh5]

Level 15 hitman vs level 100 boss

[@h4melp612]

its like, 10000 hp regen 100 hp every 30 secs 100 damage. vs 9999999999 hp regen 10hp every 5 secs 1000 damage. but both basically cant die because they have regen even when theres just a tiny piece of flesh left

[@firstnamelastname-xl7ss]

Who will win godzilla's cousin or the rake's cousin. WAR OF THE COUSINS!

[@cutthroat2592]

How did I not notice this

[@bryanbarcelo5440]

what about the flood's cousin? *SCP 610 laughter is heard in the background*

[@firstnamelastname-xl7ss]

@@bryanbarcelo5440 you mean 106?

[@bryanbarcelo5440]

no, my guy, i meant "the flesh that hates" and that is 610. i don't know if there are other SCPs like it, since i am a noob.

[@supermegadestroyerpoopmylo]

hazmat 2 if the rake and slender man had a baby: scp 096

[@ianaddis6093]

096 needs more milk

[@dom_40]

Ian Addis ouuuuu he need sum milk!

[@hal6368]

He had too much milk

[@swamperino5548]

He absorbes the calicium from his dead enemies

[@justaamateur6533]

I think his immortal because he has too much *calcium* in his bones

[@thatguy1080]

He has too much as is.

[@handleonafridge6828]

682: why can’t I kill this damn thing! Me: because you’re not a peanut

[@calamaricalamity6757]

what

[@Existing705]

@@calamaricalamity6757 He's making a reference to 173

[@memephant4985]

Why is everyone talking about how great SCP-682 is?Don't you heard SCP-096 is literally the only one who survived SCP-682's attacks and really he damaged SCP-682 so hard that he stoped attacking and i know SCP-096 stoped too but respect to SCP-096

[@benteszluha6461]

He hits hard

[@emmanuelplayzz4x415]

Factzz bro like he only stop because the acid melted 96 brain so I think it forgot what it was doing or just call it a reset

[@XShadowzVarcolac]

you're forgetting that 682 is the only being that 096 himself would put effort in "hiding" his face upon meeting 682 again

[@bradley33966]

173 survived 682

[@Iron-yMan]

That aint no respect, he just know that its useless to gorefest each other for another whole day again. Or maybe coz of that acid did something to him?

[@jacklack5156]

Now. THIS is why I drink milk every 1 minute

[@concept5631]

You dead yet?

[@21bellaamour]

BOI

[@concept5631]

@Alexander Hetherington Yes

[@TLS129]

Damn, that battle is amazing. There was no winner and in my opinion, I totally agree. They have the strength of fucking infinity. 682 held off 096 very well. They learn 096’s attacks and restrained them. They even spit acid on 096, knowing that their other attacks never seem to affect 096. At the same time, 096 has the incredible ability to have 0 energy. This fight lasted a full on 24 fucking hours. It’s absolutely amazing how 096 kept being persistent even after hours after a hours of fighting. They fought hard and well to the point where it’s literally a fucking bloodbath. I would like to see that as a movie.

[@justapersonz5441]

I think that scp 682 would win because if they put them same cage again i think scp 682 would form in spikes and pin scp 096 to the wall again then charging in to destroy him and rip him apart to a skeleton after that I think 682 would stomp on his head breaking the bones and even consume it.

[@natesplace1617]

@@justapersonz5441 sorry they tried crushing his bone not even 173 can break his bones they are unbreakable

[@justapersonz5441]

@@natesplace1617 You are in fact wrong, SCP 173 did break his bones BUT he did regen it, i'm talking about destroying the body by WHOLE basically with his teeth, 173 broke his neck completely but sense 096 wasn't receiving anymore damage he was able to regen. And 682 made 096 a literal Skeleton so I think it'll be a bit easier to go through those bones, therefore If 682 wasn't as damaged as he was before he would be able to Possibly kill 096.

[@damnation6713]

@@justapersonz5441 So it's basically a battle between will and wits... Nice

[@justapersonz5441]

@@damnation6713 Yes.

[@justincollins8266]

It’s still here

[@MegaMrdeathwish]

You absolutely NEED to cover the termination test of 106 vs 096. It's just as crazy as this one, but even a bit creepier at the end.

[@elon1928]

106 wins

[@pucciresetingthembobs5144]

106 can just send him to another dimension and trap him there

[@MothGirlHina]

@@pucciresetingthembobs5144 Not entirely true, because 096 can get out of anything. If it were safe to contain him and still view his face then there would be cameras. There was a funny gif I saw recently of someone on the moon viewing a picture of 096's face and 096 literally super jumping up to the moon. Now what I would really like to see would be 096 being shown a picture of his own face. Would he kill himself?

[@LupusGelos]

I read about this supposed test on an scp sandbox wiki. Turns out that the sandbox wiki is just for practising drafts and getting feedback before the stuff gets posted to the main site. As this story isn't present on the main SCP archive, its safe to assume the story isnt canon.

[@kirbysucks5001]

It's not canon, I'm so tired of people treating the sandbox wiki like canon.

[@Natnansa]

Yes! Another SCP tale! Blood gore and more! What fun!

[@NotTwinkie]

My Depression vs My Anxiety Fighting over who gets to ruin my day

[@thetakengamer4256]

they call it a tie, then both fuck up his day

[@skinnybuggo]

I hAvE DePresSuIn EkZ deE So SAd AmIriTE FElLoW EdGeLoRdS

[@user-dm6fk2ir3q]

This is so sad can we get 50 likes

[@beansoupboyboy7610]

Gtfo alex

[@almondwater9583]

they're both crying in the corner after the fight. basically me everyday before I go to bed

[@goblinbabe6664]

Brother: we were just playing! Our playing:

[@OniRolix]

How can 096 cry if he's just skeleton? Spooky

[@DoubleBoost23]

SCARY SKELETONS

[@pmc614]

thats a real sp00k

[@thek2despot426]

Magic?

[@skipper7316]

CALCIUM

[@Lolguy-qr6ty]

DontEatMyAssFather 1 like = 1 up doot

[@jackprice4068]

The 22 people who disliked this are class Ds

[@Saefogeo]

jack price They had to clean that mess after the fight.

[@derptomistic]

When you need a pump to clean up the blood... I know it can do a lot, but a Shamwow ain't cleaning that mess

[@MajorReckerFailure]

Lol

[@cuphead8159]

@@derptomistic Did they use a dick pump?

[@GastArts]

Its SCP-682 XD

[@tghilkrad8012]

I feel like whenever scientists put a match up fight between 682 and anything else, they're just doing it for fun to see what dies first.

[@ZED_117]

Most likely XD

[@thetakengamer4256]

that is the idea, trying to lessen the amount of them, personally, i think they should pit bright again 682, maybe bright would end up as 682, that'd be awkward

[@ilovepikachu5045]

We dont talk about that day...

[@Halogodzilla12343]

@@thetakengamer4256 if I remember correctly that did happen once but bright wasn't able to do anything but try to withstand 682's mind.

[@dvbawesome]

05: alright, which one are you betting your money on? Dr. Bright: The lizard! 05: place your betting money here and enjoy the show!

[@drog6943]

Its back 🎉

[@squarebubble5400]

They should try giving 682 a snickers it all ways works in the commercials

[@lucaguida4286]

He just turns into a fucking gekko or something

[@squarebubble5400]

Luca Guida turns into a giraffe for some reason lol

[@raccoonavi]

I love how the only colour you use is red for the blood.

[@joeyarambula2805]

1st rule of scp fight club no one look at 096 face 2 rule is make sure you have D class to throw at them than 3 rule no one tell Dr bright about this XP

[@gabrielburke8246]

682 has to be my favorite SCP in the SCP Foundation. He's basically what would happen if Doomsday's and Godzilla's DNA had been mixed together, and this is what came out of it.

[@masternoob1452]

SCP 096 Type: -Euclid- Keter

[@justaamateur6533]

No... if you dont have pictures and keep it in a room, 096 is basically neutralized

[@floranent5683]

I honestly don't understand why 096 isn't a Keter-class scp. It absolutely fits the title.

[@laxcpd]

Keter classes are always dangerous, Euclid is only dangerous when activated, 096 is only dangerous when looked at, 173 is only dangerous when not looking at it. So that's why they are Euclid

[@Maghster]

oh no

[@eikosimino5579]

@@laxcpd Incorrect, Just because its safe doesnt mean its harmless, the same rule applies to keter and euclid too. So basically in a nutshell anything harmless could be keter/euclid. Like the foundatiom says, A cat that can switch places with another cat could be a keter, remember object classes are how hard they are to contain, and threat levels how dangerous they actually are

[@Hollarite]

"682 just swallowed 096" *fanfic authors frantically writing fanfics and fetish art*

[@AssistantCoreAQI]

Mmm, Vore.

[@Janfon1]

@@AssistantCoreAQI Vore AND gore!

[@crispymarshmellow3874]

I want more vore and gore

[@theponydalek7923]

Dr. Bright: now we're talking! *unzips pants*

[@h5skb4ru41]

Oh god no!

[@agentchicken3577]

SCP-096 is the spooky god, he can't die and was a skeleton, ALL HAIL GOD SPOOK!

[@elon1928]

yes but he stopped attacking that means hes a puss puss

[@elon1928]

682 could kill him if he was melted all the way by 682's acid

[@magnarzeikol7229]

Now i think 096 is jack skellington, thanks

[@BeanMachine360]

spoopy ¬_¬

[@williams8977]

Too spoopy

[@tomgoodwin3629]

Most underrated SCP youtuber. I'm absolutely sick of youtubers like SCP explained that don't even try with the visuals. This is quality content!

[@kaib.5912]

I like the idea of SCP scientists coming up with this idea: (Scientist 1): Bro I have an idea! (Scientist 2): What is it? (Scientist 1): What if we had 2 of the most dangerous and badass scp's duke it out and see what happens. (Scientist 2): Sounds awesome. This is to terminate them right? (Scientist 1): Oh yeah... Uh totally. Its for "science". (O5 Council): Fuck it. We're down. Lets do this.

[@sev417hello]

Lmao

[@Stardustmiku]

Lmao

[@ko6171]

@@sev417hello BRUUHH

[@no1here27]

Lmao

[@xennexen9849]

I wouldn't be surprised if the SCP Staff bet on who would win. "$500 ON THE LIZARD." "NO $500 ON THE WEIRDO."

[@frij539]

The SCP that can destroy SCP-682 should be classified as "Apollyon"

[@theinternetpolice2078]

What if it's literally just a cube that kills 682 on contact? Wouldn't it be safe?

[@EnoughCactus]

That would be safe class, yes. People often forget that classes are not determined by how dangerous something is, but by how hard it is to contain. Safe - Can be easily and routinely contained Euclid (096’s class) - Can be contained, but the behavior is either too unpredictable or not understood well enough to maintain a 100% safe containment procedure Keter (682’s class) - Very hard to contain due to either its behavior or simply its nature (such as the hateful star) Apollyon - There is no conceivable way to stop, delay, or contain the SCP Thaumiel - The SCP is used to contain another SCP Think of it this way: You have an object in a box. If it doesn’t break out and you’re sure it won’t, it’s Safe. If you’re not sure what will happen, it’s Euclid. If it breaks out, it’s Keter. If the box doesn’t exist, it’s Apollyon. If it is the box, it’s Thaumiel.

[@enderbirds3814]

Why don’t they just shoot me both with the nerfing gun then 096 will turn into a regular person and 682 turns into a frog or something

[@kpsiex]

@@EnoughCactus No, object classes are explained in official SCP documents.

[@alearnedman]

@@enderbirds3814 I feel like the worst that would happen to 682 is it would just adapt back into itself after being hit with the nerfing gun. 096 would probably turn into a Witch from Left 4 Dead.

[@spacemarines1371]

Best one yet. Amazing art. Perfect well everything.

[@user-rt9yu1ym4o]

SCP-096: Why can’t you be fair and not keep eating me???? SCP-682: *ignores* keeps eating