Internet Support Group 3

[@danielhowell]

the real question is did kayleigh ever get out of that tree #ripkayleigh

[@bluekittenx64]

Most trees are blue

[@mishapgamer]

+bluekittenx64 true that

[@christophersmith9739]

hi Dan, i really love your videos and fine some of your issues most relatable, and all I have to say is thank you. ( well.. that and the fact that i'm currently trying to decide whether to keep watching or to sneak a peak of Danny Phantom on t.v p.s i forgot how thirsty tucker was)

[@ColtsGaming]

wooooo utah!

[@kayleighmariex5195]

I'm Alive!!!!

[@danielhowell]

i hope you all enjoy the wisdom i have gained from my lifetime of mistakes

[@nellhalls60]

I WANNA GO TO HOGWARTS!!!

[@deadaccount9775]

try taking a walk every once and a while it helps me

[@deadaccount9775]

derp

[@kayleighdunn6063]

such wisdom

[@arsenicghost653]

I have an existential crisis everyday

[@MichaelJMurphy]

The fact that you use two computers for this video proves the internet addiction is real

[@deniarsenova1521]

Lol Dan is an internet cult leader, of course he needs a lot of devices

[@dreamwxrker]

oh hey mikey lol

[@Jennifer-ql2sp]

Aw Mikey before he was a big star

[@erikasol4002]

*Tiffany "New York" Pollard voice* mIKEY ???

[@CM-uv6gz]

you can tell which topics dan has experience in because he gets all passionate and adorable

[@monsoonsilk]

"You don't need to put yourself in a box" Im proud that you said that cause its making me enjoy that parent even more.

[@thenew30303]

Phillip Hamilton LMAO SPEAKING OFFF

[@krystlelacey5542]

@@thenew30303 yah this aged pretty well

[@jillnelson7]

+

[@_edenfalls]

@@monsoonsilk aged like fine wine

[@pianofluteflute]

"You're only 13." Trust me Dan, there's a lot more of us.

[@kierstenmrozema]

Nicole Tomaszewski I'm one of them.

[@shiteyanyo1111]

Nicole Tomaszewski Isn't it normal nowadays to be going through depressions and existential crises at like age 10?

[@kierstenmrozema]

I get depression sometimes. It's not really bad \i just stay in bed all day, doing nothing

[@Renni_Jay]

Nicole Tomaszewski Yeah, I hit that when I was like four....Still haven't been able to get out of it.

[@pianofluteflute]

:( I hope you guys feel better. It hit in 8th grade for me.

[@harjashow]

after the first question I can't stop imagining what dan's baby would look like all I can see is a baby with black hair and a fringe.

[@MusicIsMyEscape6]

Jana!! I see you like everywhere and love your videos!

[@morganhughes1243]

You just put that image in my head 😊😍😊

[@angelferrer1]

Jana Hisham a girly curly hair it's so cute i think and with the mum of his daughter oh god

[@kierstenlavelle791]

4:44 it's hard to put you in a box when you keep it so blurry

[@dilanysortiz]

21 Crybabies Phanic! at the Fricking Disco the first thing coming to mind is blurryface

[@hannahcook5087]

.... EXACTLY WHAT I HEARD

[@annikathegerman91]

I think it's just to hide that she's secretly a furry. 🤔

[@KindaCaitlyn]

And before I start cry let’s rap this shit up

[@KindaCaitlyn]

Shout out to the other KZbinrs especially ryan higa)

[@anya588]

I JUS WANNA KNOW WHAT BAND MEMBER SOMEBODY TWEETED "i want to couch your eyebrows" AT

[@NeishaKW22]

Possibly Charlie Simpson from busted?

[@MrBradCorey]

Well that wasn't much help Dan, some of us are still stuck in trees here!

[@AndrewProTV]

3 horrible things in life: 1) Seeing your mom cry. 2) Seeing the love of your life fall in love with somebody else. 3) Slow Internet.

[@vaneharris8947]

Omg. Yes.

[@alexanrsousa]

Slow internet is the worst of them... because it is usually the only one you can do absolutely nothing about =/

[@andyph2011]

alexanrsousa Ya at least you can put on some earplugs and ruin their relationship *wishes he was on TwitchTV so he could do "Kappa"*

[@meli200001]

I think slow internet should have been number 1 lol

[@AlexWilliamsElizabeth]

And flappy bird

[@loverunriley]

That answer you have on the woman who was confused with her sexuality really helped me since o have the same problem. Thanks Dan! :)

[@dinotheaussie5825]

Yeah me too

[@siobhan5706]

Same He actually gives some good advice

[@georgia8154]

+the great siobhan! ikr

[@iggykad]

Ayy it's you again!

[@norahgilbert1679]

I would like this but it has 100 likes and it's too perfect I can't.

[@littleblack5024]

4:59 " I'TS 2014, WHO CARES? " Godfuck i'm watching this in 2016 lol

[@jdragonjacy7686]

Same

[@itsash4893]

BlackWolf NightHowling same xD

[@theterribletwo1181]

BlackWolf NightHowling Its neaely 2017 for me...nearly

[@morganmacvicar8200]

Eddie & Erin same

[@jodesce351]

same

[@honeyholder1806]

"sitting inside with the blinds drswn on the internet" *looks up from my laptop to my dark room with the blinds drawn at **2:47**pm* o

[@bazzystar0.0]

pretty much describes me rn and I'm eating soup whilst rocking on a rocking chair- what am I anymore

[@liz-ht1tq]

basically me

[@charlie9619]

melon m something is wrong with me. I read that as eating soap.

[@Mysteri0n]

Honey Holder same

[@Liz-mq1kg]

Honey Holder OMG SAME

[@mychemicalphandmatthedisc7571]

Dan going on about he you can change the world speech almost made me going in to an crisis

[@mychemicalphandmatthedisc7571]

*go

[@awkwardglasses7640]

Same, friend, same!!!

[@Renab1230]

me too

[@berkneese]

+lucas rodriguez LOL

[@mrelukesaguy9550]

Same

[@katieekandrews]

the "oh my god im so random phase"……he literally does the xD face……iconic

[@Platypus530]

It was amazing

[@JustinMKW]

*insert "I'm younger than 13 and I have an existential crisis" comment here*

[@margarettaylor3823]

Mist Surreal im 12 and i have an existential crisis almost 4 times a week XD

[@im.a.goblin4719]

Mist Surreal I'm 13 and I have an existential crisis every day...no really 😧

[@starrnamu]

margaret taylor I have them at least once every day

[@HelenLeMelon]

Mist Surreal I'm commenting on this because I had one when I was 7... :3 I'm 15 now

[@ellapitt2029]

Mist Surreal im younger than 13 AND i HAVE A existential crisis

[@VVilliamMinerva]

ONE MORE SECOND DAN!!!! WHY CANT YOU LET IT LAST FOR ONE MORE SECOND!!!!

[@evad2180]

S o. C l o s e.

[@Mgrin11]

I JUST KNOW NOTICED THAT, OMFG whyyyyyy.

[@lunebug00]

I don't get it?

[@RajaPremisAwesome]

+rachellavender to get to 7:00?

[@hibahyusuf6282]

tht really annoyed me

[@irinapaduretu2225]

Dan: It's 2014! Me: No Dan it's 2016.

[@irinapaduretu2225]

+Natsu Dragneel It was a joke. I know that this video was posted in 2014.

[@nevaeh5076]

same

[@nurduwek7768]

+Irina Paduretu damn it i was gonna say that

[@cutefeto7789]

Same

[@sukorii]

same

[@kimramphal7343]

Who else is having.... a dANATHON

[@allyflint2564]

Meeeee

[@jaybehkay2438]

+Kimberly Dun always

[@Zelda99ful]

Thank god

[@willowhanahhh7744]

Meeeee!!!!!!

[@miacornejo1045]

Me!!!!!!!!!! 😂

[@annabelr3595]

Dan looks so emo in this vid

[@miaclark9798]

Annabel R He looks like an emo in every video.

[@angelferrer1]

Annabel R and his wearing black polo

[@noneri]

big revenge frank or mikey energy, imo

[@hardcoreanimefan718]

Dan:You can be anything Me: I want to be a demigod and go to camp half blood or camp Jupiter.

[@Memer645]

Take me with you!

[@AnglersGrotto]

Yes

[@heyimpetewentzfrommychemic8548]

Camp Jupiter is trash

[@oliverlevick3674]

Here

[@anyagolub5715]

Hardcore Anime Fan take me with u!

[@xcrix4336]

I skipped my "emo" and "random" phase...I will always be stuck on the internet phase though...

[@mbadrako3089]

im on the emo internet exestential crisis hates human phase.............help

[@littlepeanut4]

+xCRIx i went through the random phase from ages 11-14. now i am 15 and going through the emo phase. the internet phase was kind of just always there.. but i can say i feel it deepening as i age

[@tagsbennett4139]

+Mingo American Welcome to my life...

[@littlepeanut4]

Anusha Kakileti yeah same pretty much

[@shallotwebb228]

Well. I'm in the Emo and the Internet faze and then I will never get out of the Internet faze.

[@giftgruen9437]

"And you're only 13" Me: ... I have those thoughts since I was 8 or so. Well.

[@vafanapoli5396]

I've been having mine since i was a fetus

[@jurassicjoseph1856]

SAMMMEEE WHEN I WAS 9 I WAS ACTUALLY SUICIDAL FOR A FEW MONTHS

[@melwithlove]

same I mentally scared my mind I was so confused and a little bit depressed for a few months

[@milkfriend9683]

same

[@sofil1683]

When I was 6 I would intentionally think about death and existence because I liked the way it felt 😂😬

[@saratroskot]

the fiction one is description of my life

[@Trustinss]

Sara Troskot ikr same xD

[@jjnyh3557]

Dan: You can live your passion Me:My passion Is to be a wizard..and go to Hogwarts

[@brianna8941]

lol

[@crickling]

Same… same…

[@sarafauna3117]

potter heads unite :D slytherin, anyone?

[@Celtic-Firebird]

+Karma Shadows RAVENCLAW.RAVENCLAW.RAVENCLAW

[@jjnyh3557]

GRYFINDOR FOR THE WIN!!

[@sophialaurena]

is it just me or does dan look like a young brendon urie in this video

[@shantell4616]

smaller forehead though

[@valeriestar7748]

+Shantel Potter too soon

[@bammmhello5820]

oh YES I'm not the only one

[@panicatthechemicalphandm3670]

Ithoughtiwastheonlyone

[@sa-vh2qt]

Yess I'm not the only one

[@sabrinacastrodale]

Me: *doing homework and not exactly paying attention to the video* Dan: ...And here we have Sabrina Me: *just looks at the screen because next to nobody has the name Sabrina* Dan: *says the names Sabrina like, 3 more times* OKAY YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THIS MADE MY DAY

[@sabrinamatheson2264]

Sabrina Castrodale LITERALLY SAME! And from Canada!? (Same as me!) I can't stop smiling!! :D

[@sabrinacastrodale]

Sabrina Matheson ayyyyy I'm from Canada too! What province?

[@sabrinamatheson2264]

Sabrina Castrodale Ontario what about you? (^∇^)ﾉ

[@sabrinacastrodale]

Sabrina Matheson omg me too!

[@sabrinamatheson2264]

Sabrina Castrodale Seriously!? That's awesome! I literally only know one other girl named Sabrina and she lives in Mexico (^o^) that's why hearing Dan say Sabrina is so amazing! the only other time I've heard him say it was in one of his fan mail videos

[@frogfacewolfhard8107]

My "Im so random" phase made my friends think I was high al the time😂

[@g1lol]

im laughing so hard rn

[@emmanems6510]

SAME

[@kiriwalker6781]

SOMEONE HELP I HIT MY EMO PHASE AND MY "I'm SO RaNdOM!!11!!1! " PHASE AT THE SAME TIME * flails on floor with band merchandise mumbling weird random things *

[@norahdawoodi62]

oh, you're fucked... sorry

[@dangetsjealouseasysoim2phi509]

+Kiwiø The Great I'm so sorry!

[@eleanorbarkla2765]

I'm tempted to spam his inbox until he mentions me

[@kathrynmft]

Eleanor Barkla same

[@kooyatartaelia]

Eleanor Barkla so it and tell us if worked

[@sabrinacastrodale]

Yeah same. Tell me if it works! :D

[@fairylen7385]

Hey we have the same name, we're basically besties now!!!

[@ambermiller1321]

@@kooyatartaelia Hi ARMY!!!

[@meow-px6kk]

the sentence "it's 2014 who cares" emotionally annihilated me. its fucking 2020 already

[@Shadowlegendlover]

As much as he says he's a bad role model, it's videos like these that show how much of a /good/ role model he actually is.

[@sriprathavasanthysenthil2017]

@Infinite and Unbound Don’t forget ‘The Internet Is Mean’ video

[@ittybittyfishy258]

I have this thing where I love some of my friend a lot but in a non romantic way but I have to try to not just randomly say that I love them because people generally find it weird does anyone else have the same issue

[@jasminechubbuck8723]

actually same

[@ittybittyfishy258]

## panicathephan ## I'm not alone!

[@shreyaisaplaya1000]

firelily 81 dude I do the exact same thing all the time.

[@alyciahall9925]

firelily 81 I used to lol

[@idkstuff5119]

I say I love you to all of my friends every time we talk. And all of them say it back. It's not weird at all

[@christinefranzen5581]

I am in the "oh my god im so random phase" right now, Ill randomly meow, or make some random noise and then start laughing hysterically.

[@jhsc128]

Still going through it after a year. I flap my arms and run around the room, though.

[@christinefranzen5581]

J. Chin​ lmao I do that too

[@liamm415]

OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS A RANDOM PHASE!!!! and I'm still in it

[@zucchinizucchini3775]

I had one when i was like 12 or something and im 16 now and i work at a summer camp with a bunch of people in that phase and its fucking annoying tbh no offense and all i can think about is how much that person will be cringing in 4 or 5 years

[@christinefranzen5581]

Zucchini Zucchini​ funny thing Is. I think back on it and cringe rn. But I still do it. For whatever reason And I'm 14 lol

[@Annabelcool]

I remember in bed one time I thought I was Harry Potter for about 30 seconds and I thought 'I get to see Ron and Hermonie in a few weeks :D'. And then I realized... I cried for 10 minutes. THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED

[@georgieh4996]

We've all been there...

[@annzhang7127]

Omigod would you like to be my BFF?

[@demongrubbs]

happens all the time

[@SharikaTee]

If you didn't cry on your eleventh birthday when your Hogwarts letter didn't arrive, you aren't human..we all understand the pain

[@sunheart123]

I remember once I was half awake and thought I was Sayuri from Memoirs of a Geisha for about 10 minutes. I was like, 'I've got to make a good impression or the Chairman-senpai won't notice me.'

[@pinkysmiles6539]

Phil/28/London "I have a crush on my roommate/bestfriend, what do I do??"

[@anastasiaasmr603]

xD

[@pinkysmiles6539]

but they are OTP

[@ceethetrash4706]

he's 29 gosh

[@theyaregayzzz]

IM NOT READY

[@lilylightningbell2754]

+Pinky Smiles O w0w my heart does NOT matter I guess :))

[@emomusicandmusicaltheatre8761]

Why does he look like the Nine In The Afternoon version of Brendon Urie in this video

[@casualrocker8228]

Well brendons hair was way longer but it kinda does

[@ruby-jp8wo]

Almost.... Brendon’s hair was longer but... yeah

[@noneri]

but also low-key a mix of revenge era frank iero and mikey way ngl

[@heehoopeanut420]

Well fuck. I'm 14 and am apparently having an existential crisis and have been for the past 7 months. Hooray!!! Here's to what looks like 9+ years of feeling like my existence is without purpose!

[@ligma473]

Why couldn't this video just be 1 second longer...

[@Annalise8997654]

Arghghhh u made me aware 😫 screw youuu

[@t0xtricity]

I'm not the only one?

[@marenmeistad3673]

what i dont get it

[@palmtree1958]

Maren Meistad Grøttjord it's 6 minutes and 59 seconds long

[@abihildred9622]

Tamar Mack it's 7 minutes long? Is that just me?

[@CBDhotdog]

I have no doubt in my mind that the eyebrows shit is about Alex Gaskarth

[@rachaelbvb1]

nope it was andy leo

[@CBDhotdog]

rachael hughes it was kinda a rhetorical statement but ok

[@rachaelbvb1]

Max Schwartz not really

[@CBDhotdog]

rachael hughes LMFAO how would you know if I intended it to be rhetorical?

[@rachaelbvb1]

you said something wrong i corrected it sorry you listen to all time low

[@keiraduband]

2:23 thalia grace be like

[@GoddessofWisdom]

xD

[@keiraduband]

i had too I'm pjo trash holy shit

[@eimearmoran_]

Percy Jackson fans unite !!

[@townesking9133]

Praise Uncle Rick

[@miracletimelover]

I laughed harder than I should've omg

[@GunnarOden]

Holy shiiiit, the ending was so creepy!!!

[@qwerty8ful]

one of the most inspirational things ive ever heard "why are you trying to put yourself in a box"

[@cklove3]

Agreed

[@connorsmith4798]

Best inspiration in the world id give it 10 out of 10

[@CrunchyCrustacean]

I ask this of my cat every single day.

[@baller54915]

Well currently going through everyone one of dans videos. Anyone else doing this so I feel a little better?

[@lauraoris-naidenova5086]

+Andre Banda yeah pretty much. im being slowly sucked into the phandom.

[@bea7823]

Am I the best only one who noticed 'everyone one'?

[@bea7823]

And yeah, so am I. Lol. Just joined the Phandom

[@goat-cm4wl]

+Andre Banda yup

[@gems715]

Yup

[@Ringingalong7008]

Looking back… Daniel has always been so insightful. His heart was always looking out for others because of the pain he was in, I’m so mf proud of him

[@agcore7907]

Doctor Daniel will see you now.

[@Maryam-qi2bn]

DAMMNNN DANIELL

[@hyperzombieRS]

Doctor Doot will see you now

[@greenwhatevers6263]

i solved it now. i dont like the girl that was my best freind anymore and now i have a new freind group. which is like 2 people including me and im also kinda in love with her. also i hate moste people. still.

[@PotataKitty]

wait, Doctor Who?

[@blue.mp3366]

wait..... Doctor Who ? SORRY I HAD TOO !!

[@ughrobbie]

Is it just me who got really scared at the end😂

[@isabelt.9123]

That face at the end scared the shut out of me

[@Tandreada]

I was laughing at the gonorrhea thing too much that I didn't get to see all of it. But I'm pretty sure it would've scared me if I wasn't laughing.

[@trins9932]

what the heck was that

[@toriheisel7363]

Woohoo yay 2 o clock in the morning and i already was freaking out because I heard some noises and that pops up on my screen yay. Oh well I guess I'll just have to distract myself until I forget about it so you know what that means MORE DAN VIDEOS! >~

[@ExoticFireGirl]

Woke up and saw the thing on the end now its Like woah

[@imaginefishes]

Dan be like: You're 13 and having an existential crisis. I be like: I started since I was 11 is that bad

[@keiracummins2924]

XoPie46 same

[@animallover57774]

XoPie46 i was 10 fml

[@imaginefishes]

animallover57774 i wish you good luck in the remainder of your life because mine has mostly stopped

[@racheltalks9256]

XoPie46 I am 11 oml

[@kachow2572]

XoPie46 ha same, trying to forget about that existential crisis rn but watching dan isn't actually helping.

[@julesk2629]

The way he said "What shall I do???" cracked me up

[@justawasteofspase]

I've been having an existential crisis since I was like 8... I'm completely unmotivated to do well in school (even though I somehow ace most of my tests) and when I think about the world around me, I notice just how superficial and meaningless everything is. I deeply, truly want to destroy everything on earth and start existence over, and I'm being 100% serious. I hate everything about the modern world and I want to wipe away its existence soooo badly. :|

[@nightcorefan8892]

*I'm younger than 13 and I have an existential crisis* I've been going through an existential crisis since I was 9

[@jackievelier7118]

well thanks to Dan, ever since i've been watching your video's i have nothing but exstential crises. i still love you though

[@saraeli8626]

That's actually not a good thing

[@jackievelier7118]

i know, i was being sarcastic

[@j.genovese1769]

Any time I watch something with Queerness Mentioned from before 2016 and they say something like “it’s 20XX! Who cares anymore!” my brain has a mini-seizure

[@StanOfGB]

Does anyone else think that it just makes your day when you see a new Dan video? xD

[@emmalouge123]

Nicole knows.... Nicole 15 from the uk knows so much about life.

[@louisetrott]

Ahhhhh... The "omg I'm so random" phase... A time we've all been through and most of us would rather forget

[@gracep9475]

Or my "lol guys I'm so weird haha don't make me hyper" phase

[@alexanrsousa]

And most of us wish other people would forget as well... I get a nice cringe attack every time someone references something I did back then

[@sineadlucas3682]

when did Dan get so sensible?

[@BenPalmersuniverse]

MAKE MORE THAN 1 VIDEO A MONTH, DAN. WE HAVE AN ADDICTION TO YOU, WE NEED OUR FIX MORE OFTEN.

[@shinako2849]

i hope you know that youre just pressuring him

[@del3298]

I feel you ... need more videos

[@Sumair792]

His radio show with Phil is pretty much a 2 hour weekly live KZbin video so there's no reason to be upset that he might not post as often as you would like. (in my opinion, their radio show is better than the KZbin videos)

[@sniffthecactusduh]

I'm okay with it. It's like a present for no special occasion. You don't see it coming and because they're so rare, you can be sure that it will be good…

[@rachelpontious427]

Yes I have spent more time thinking about how he should make more videos more often than I probably should. So every day I just go back and watch all of his videos again. I think I probably have them all memorized by now.

[@HappyOranges3]

The end image really took me aback for a moment.

[@WattAShock]

Boy, am I glad I'm not having an existential crisis! Real me: Stop lying to the internet

[@mychemicalromancex8908]

I was having existential crisis when I was 11 lmao

[@alicel8504]

AmazingPhanIsNotOnFirePhanTrash 04 I've had one since I'm 8 and now I'm 12 and it's still here

[@mariosstamoulis7345]

+Allawalla Boss If you have an actual existential crisis before you reach about 16, then you probably need some very, very special help or are lying for attention.

[@alicel8504]

Marios Stamoulis it's ok I've got Dan for special help

[@alicel8504]

Marios Stamoulis and also I understand that death is inevitable and I shouldn't waste my time being scared and just get on with doing stuff that makes me happy

[@Evelyn-zd6zy]

Hannah me when I was 10

[@thelilunicorn766]

'Fiction is one of the cruelest drugs in the universe' YESSSSSSSSSSS!...

[@NiamhDoesRandom]

Ikr

[@futurecraft1]

It is it's ruined my brain since 5th grade

[@sr7046]

Fan fiction is a whole different category

[@thelilunicorn766]

ikr! ;3

[@riverkagamine6229]

The most dangerous thing about it is that nobody will ever take you seriously if you tell them about it. NOBODY will save you. Because it's not an officially recognised problem. fml

[@judestfil]

4:41 my heart.... that's really good advice. i took it when i first saw this video and it's wild to know he was taking his own advice as well

[@whoahchloe]

"Fiction is one of the cruelest drugs in the universe." I'm having that cross-stitched onto a pillowcase.

[@grace-eh9mv]

4:30 hurts and feels nice to watch at the same time

[@amylouzc]

I'm 13 and having an existential crisis and I don't know how to get over it. I literally just can't. Plus I watch all this anime and whenever I finish a series or whatever I cry because it's not actually real and will never be real. help me.

[@start-a-riot]

"You're only 13" My friend was depressed for the whole of second and (I think) third grade because she was scared of death.

[@WhiteLexye]

+PandaProductions Lol that's me I was that and I still am after 6 years...

[@Lunamcmanus]

Same, I still think this way too

[@start-a-riot]

Marlies Noteboom Well, I really hope that you feel better, no one should have to feel like that.

[@laisav4907]

+Panda-productions I'm depressed for the same thing since 3th grade

[@Lunamcmanus]

Unicorn 5SOS same, btw I love your profile picture

[@vampiravoid]

Oh god, I remember the "I'm random!" phase... *cringes*

[@lukecolvin6969]

MarineSistersUnited i never went through that, but my older sister did. *shudders*

[@vampiravoid]

It was a horrific experience for everyone.

[@bugpieoz1948]

There's no saving me from this phase

[@thereaderunicorn2074]

*Flashbacks* *cringing in a dark corner*

[@beybladerocks7]

MarineSistersUnited i had mine during my, everyone around me is out to get me, phase so they kinda cancelled eachother out. That probably isn't a phase because remembering back literally everyone at school was out to get me so...

[@dizzysinner]

5:18 I started my existential crisis phase at 11. im 16 and IM STILL IN IT ITS BEEN FIVE YEARS HELP ME

[@cloudyclayella1846]

Jordan W me too

[@LaurenMaherquote]

For the advice about sexuality, if you need to have some clarification and give yourself a label (because sometimes that can help and make you feel more comfortable) I'd go with something like 'homoflexible' or maybe even just say 'bi but I lean towards girls' or you could say you're pansexual or anything! I say I'm Heteroflexible which means I'm straight but shit happens. And then other days I feel pretty pansexual because I'm attracted to trans boys but then on other days I'm like no I'm Bi! It's totally okay to mix and match until you're comfortable, and it's also okay to not label yourself! Each to their own :) the same goes with genders, I mean I'm a girl but I wouldn't be offended if someone used male pronouns or gender neutral ones, because sometimes I like dressing more 'masculine' but I guess to most I still just look like a Cis girl which I pretty much am, but like who gives a shit right?

[@alessiaeckelaert439]

I have been having extiental crises since I was 9 lol I'm 12 now and typing with one hand and a bowl of ice cream in the other so the spelling is off but haven't we all been there

[@katebeher7335]

Same lmfao

[@GabrieleMBest00]

I'm typing with pizza in my hand

[@impishizzy2590]

Alessia Eckelaert I'm typing with chips in my hand

[@SylveonGirl01]

Alessia Eckelaert iPad in one hand, cake in the other

[@izzy-st6ok]

Im typing eating a bag of hershey kisses

[@EmmieeTV]

The little stain/spill thingy on Dan's shirt drew my attention the whole time...

[@BucketFullOfRoses]

Didn't see it initially. Now I can't unsee it o.o

[@elinb2884]

And this is what I get for reading the comments before watching the video. I can't unsee it either

[@emeraldjohnston915]

I KNOW!!!

[@Naranja93]

There was actually some good advice in it

[@TheAstip]

I got over my 'omigod i'm so random' phase a while back.... I used to state all the time 'I like pie' for no reason

[@ericlu9982]

My god I had a friend that was EXACTLY like that!

[@LilMissLunatic18]

Oh dear lord my phase was BAD. I stated that I was insane a lot and that I owned a Jabberwocky. Amongst other things. **facepalms** It was highly embarrassing. I really wish I could erase a lot from people's memories.

[@laurengarcia6570]

OMG that was my EXACT random phase in 4th grade. Everyone has me labeled as "the pie girl" now. ugh.

[@rachelpontious427]

OMG I was like that in all of elementary school and now whenever I think back to that time I have a cringe attack!

[@sr6571]

...I may or may not be in one of those phases now.... Is it rly that bad...?

[@rach0nt0ast]

The OmG i'M s0 randOm!!1!! Phase is a horrific time for us all

[@thiskidneedsmedicine]

the girl on the tv looks like victoria justice

[@adrianvankapel7882]

I was thinking the same...

[@niasageekfordancing]

And me 😂😂😂

[@siljewestermark5228]

I think she looks like a mixture of Victoria Justice and Rebecca Black

[@lauralgh9176]

i was too intrigued by dans pointy sideburns to watch this video

[@shooky5522]

Laurahh yes haha he has beebo hair

[@noimead988]

The "can i couch your eyebrows" one confuses me because the person thought asking if they could touch someones eyebrows would be better

[@nicatnite]

i went through the "omg im so random" phase in 7th grade (2-3 years ago) and i regret every second of it. it was bad.

[@Emilia-ft9tb]

I think I'm still in it crap

[@chimmyconcarne]

Ik saaaaaame. I'm having a cringe attack right now thinking about it.

[@EnderPearlGirlHunger_Games_Fan]

Mine has lasted my whole life

[@bel414]

mine lasted in 6th grade

[@alexwilliams5732]

I went though it early in 3rd and 4th grade

[@TheJazz3698]

That's so true about the "I'm so random" phase...I went through that phase and am successfully over it! 😂

[@rian-wf5lm]

can't believe there aren't many "oh my god 4:42 hits different now huh" comments.

[@ambermiller1321]

Oh my god 4:42 hits different now huh?

[@ffran]

Possibly my favorite kind of video you do. I dig the button-up.

[@alyssa-co4np]

Frannnnn hiiiii

[@alyssa-co4np]

Frannnn hiiiii i love your videos

[@vivianjiang4238]

IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT THE FIRST EMAIL?

[@chronicphoenix1220]

Nope.

[@bookmilla8616]

Viviki 'Agust D' Jieng ...its a joke...

[@mariosstamoulis7345]

+PhanEdiits Thanks! None of us knew that!

[@bookmilla8616]

Marios Stamoulis since when was i talking to you..? I have literally never seen you before lmao. Clearly whoever made that comment didnt understand that it was a joke, i didnt say that you specifically did.

[@vivianjiang4238]

I knew that it was a joke. I just found it funny that no one is mentioning it.

[@PrynceJayden]

Dan; you're having an existential crisis, and you're only 13! Me; oh... Um. *lies on carpet questioning the inevitability of death*

[@PrynceJayden]

+Priscilla Morales exactly, my mind falls into a vortex of questioning and there it will stay for 5 hours

[@PrynceJayden]

+Priscilla Morales *lays on the floor face down*

[@sekc361]

+Priscilla Morales Guessing a homestuck fanboy

[@rainbowsparkwarrior5]

The rabbit person must have one dumb mom to believe the rabbit's pee was a human's because rabbit pee is white to orange with the consistency of se- I mean a milkshake....

[@memequeen6924]

Nezumi Warriors fan?

[@rainbowsparkwarrior5]

Meme Queen Yep. How could you tell?

[@memequeen6924]

Something about your profile pic reminded me if warriors xD It almost looks like spottedleaf or brightpaw...

[@rainbowsparkwarrior5]

Meme Queen Oh lol. It's actually my fursona. The design is inspired by Spottetleaf and my own cat though. ^^

[@memequeen6924]

Nezumi Bet your cat is adorable

[@randomgirlxrulz]

If I lived in a dystopian universe, I'd probably be one of those forgettable, unnamed characters the government kills as a show of power to move along the plot and motivate the actual protagonist.

[@thephhoenixx]

do you mean 'that guy from district 8 who was killed for using katniss's whistle and the three finger salute in catching fire' because thats exactly who i thought of

[@randomgirlxrulz]

+WillowDoesStuff Yep. I would be that guy.

[@katelin6225]

I thought of someone from divergent.

[@LaurenWilliamsonLxur3njw]

Me too...

[@kirab4268]

+randomgirlxrulz like Uriah? or Winston?

[@FastestFinalFurlong]

Some of these people kind of sound like they've swallowed a dictionary and it scares me like WHY DO YOU HAVE SUCH A GOOD VOCABULARY

[@Kennyforever100]

Because he had a good home, and worked hard at school and had good roll models.

[@KairiTardisAndMe]

Kenneth Bowry c1.staticflickr.com/9/8340/8223062465_229209ec0c_z.jpg

[@Kennyforever100]

Now Daphne when you leave school you don't stop learning,you're a work in progress keep at it.

[@icecradle]

books

[@Kennyforever100]

How true.

[@Sbuna101]

I went through the whole "OMG I' so random" phase too. So glad that part of my life is over. Definitely the most cringiest two years of my life..

[@cailyng8524]

I have had so many existential crisis already

[@kathrynmft]

theflash Lover fun fact: plural of crisis is crises

[@mariosstamoulis7345]

+It'sJustKatie that's really weird but cool

[@EvolutionOfEthan]

My favourite part of Dan's videos is playing 'Spot the questionable stain on Dan's clothes'

[@blablablahs]

he's actually not just tying to be quirky and relatable when he talks about never going outside… he blends into the wall.

[@aoifewhelan766]

So true

[@OnyxWright]

I was wondering whether he is actually that white or its just the lighting he used.

[@nerdywizzard]

Does anyone remember when he used to be Mexican? Those were the days.

[@kaleighcorrine1213]

***** YES MEXICAN DAN IS MY PHONE LOCKSCREEN

[@nikiwasnthere]

''the most horrifying image I have ever seen this week'' This week? What kind of image did u see last week?

[@ThisOneCassie]

The question needs to be answered Daniel answer it NOW

[@cutemissbubbly]

well, he does have tumblr.

[@tpineo26]

I believe about two or three weeks ago he actually tried to help a girl decide if she should date her best friend who's been great to her for years, and right after that had a bit of a problem with people asking the High School Musical plot. And of course Rule34's of those two every now and again. And if you don't know what Rule 34 is, DO NOT SEARCH IT!! I HAVE BEEN SCARRED FOR LIFE AS TO WHAT IS ON THERE!!

[@Hanna-ol9kd]

Tanner Pineo LET'S SEE what rule 34 is... :D

[@Hanna-ol9kd]

Tanner Pineo oh

[@neverland3048]

"its 2014 who cares?!" **CRIES BECAUSE ITS 20-FRIKIN-17**

[@grevels1548]

*IT'S 2019 NOW!!!*

[@scratcheseyeballs]

@@grevels1548 *It's 2020... it sucks lol*

[@emmiebunny04]

IT'S 2021 NOW

[@floppylego]

You know, it may surprise you but you actually gave some really good advice here Dan. Great video as always! :)

[@memequeen6924]

In the last video there was an email about a girl who loved her best friend of two years. In this video their was an email about a guy whose best friend admitted her love for him, and he didn't like her... Ahem...

[@claymountain1300]

oh dan, i've been having an existential crisis since I was 9... 15 now and it's only gotten worse

[@thatoneglabella1287]

Can we just talk about how great he looks in this video

[@ageofmak]

the eyebrow thing is definitely about Alex Gaskarth

[@tanyabui3550]

yes most definitely his eyebrows are sex

[@terezipyrope8356]

Wow, so people feel like his eyebrows are fucking? Well, they must be good.

[@x.casper_thibeault.x823]

It's definitely his. Cuz his eyebrows are orgasmic.

[@katwright2388]

YES

[@phant0m0th_]

Omfg yessss!!

[@miningpixel6724]

I had an existential crisis when I was 7! I would just be sitting around playing or eating and then I stop doing what I'm doing and think about how im just 1 part of the planet and I will die one day and everything will end... ;-;

[@sarah-kh8sl]

I JUST SIT AND WHEN ITS QUIET I JUST IMAGINE HOW WAS THE WORLD BUILT HOW COULD I TALK AND BREATHE WE HAVE THE SAME DISEASE help

[@meghansmith4433]

oh my god me too! but I was five.

[@NiamhDoesRandom]

When I was seven I was proving why the bible isn't real by saying that dinosaurs aren't there... I was a philosophical 7 year old...

[@sarcasnik2340]

Same here @-@

[@Trvtrnn]

OMG my life

[@tierranialator]

I had a really bad existential crisis at around 11... Same one as Dan about inevitable death and the fact that the only break anyone will ever give you is when your dead and freedom isn't actually free and I will most likely end up doing a regular job and having a regular life and just fall in with the billions of people in a never ending loop of events.... But luckily a friend helped pull me out... Then again I am very mature because I never had a childhood and had to become a "responsible adult" at around age 2... So yeah

[@SHink-of6hh]

4:34 Dan's response... hits different.

[@jaimeedoyle2909]

So does 2:30