Best of Quagmire in Family Guy

[@peckingorder6064]

Bros there's a Family Guy themed restaurant in Osaka, Japan that sells a beverage called "Quagmire's Giggity Juice."

[@TYRANNO_INFINITY]

😮 that's crazy

[@venangoproductions]

“Just drink it”

[@NihilistAlien]

The drunken clam near sotenbori canal?

[@RealBadman554]

Too good to be true

[@OmegaMemeBoss]

Sata Quaggity

[@astupidmonkeyygaming544]

The joke with the baby already 18 was when Joe and Bonny was introduced, she was already pregnant and she was pregnant for 18 years before she finally gave birth lol.

[@LadyBern]

If the dates are accurate Susie would've only been ten.

[@sepposnake7073]

that's what i thought it meant too, but apparently the actual explanation is because anyone is 18 to quagmire

[@astupidmonkeyygaming544]

@@sepposnake7073 That is fucked then.

[@LadyBern]

@@sepposnake7073 yeah he always assumes any one is AoC. So that joke may be that he had a sexual attraction to a baby.

[@wahoo.]

herbert

[@RainDropsIntoWater]

I remember watching you guys in Quarantine and now y’all have such A HUGE FANDOM

[@jotarokujo290]

We need a new virus to get these guys overrated again (Also I was just kidding so don't take it too seriously)

[@Jrthehalogod]

What are you talking about?

[@jotarokujo290]

@@Jrthehalogod new virus

[@EddieLove]

Bro Fr legit when I discovered them lol

[@fnausi7381]

Ong bro

[@taylorkatemc]

that scene where he goes to the blonde girls house (her name is connie, you may remember her from when peter repeatedly slams her head into a fire extinguisher at meg's school) and asks he how old she is, she says 16 and he says '18, you're first!' - thats actually the one scene where he uses his powers for good not evil lmao. context is that meg was being strung alone and set up as a huge prank by the popular kids, lois finds out and tries to stop it but meg doesn't believe lois and the prank happens anyway at connie's party (i think they trick her into kissing a pig or smth?). lois then has a backup plan, and asks "a friend" (quagmire) to go and traumatise the bullies for traumatising meg. that's when and why quagmire turns up outta nowhere. lois was on demon time that day

[@Shay_Mendez]

16:14 No, that's not Shakira. That's Kathy Ireland. She was a 3 time Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover girl. That cutout was used for a Budweiser promotion.

[@The_Spectre_Gamer]

The clip of Quagmire “faking” his death was from the same episode he nearly died to erotic asphyxiation to clown porn. During that episode, his sister is in an abusive relationship. The guy digging was the boyfriend.

[@ochukovictoria9698]

I really need that video of Aaron trying to do a backflip on a scooter

[@coolguyyy9071]

Quagmire the guy who puts the Gigg in itty 😂😂😂 he was crazy but hilarious in the first few seasons

[@wahoo.]

stewie

[@GodlessFiend]

“I didn’t feel anything BUT YOU DID” I SPIT OUT MY WATER AND LOL

[@mechajay3358]

2:46 They have made jokes about Quagmire getting his own show, both in Family Guy and the Cleveland Show, but as Peter points out his "Sex-Life" is the the reason why he doesn't have one.

[@alvaroperez2349]

Honestly, Quagmire was better in the earlier seasons then the modern ones, granted the modern does have their moments.

[@mixedbaggamer]

Well I do agree I also admit that it is better that he eventually moved on from more cruder humor that was very prevalent in the earlier seasons comments like the I don't ask for proof of age either definitely wouldn't float now and say what you will about people being snowflakes if that's your thoughts on it I can definitely see both sides of the argument

[@stevonwhite8933]

@@mixedbaggamer He still alludes to fkd up thoughts all the time, he just doesn’t say it outright every time. Which is different.

[@Jonah16835]

The one thing good about the newer seasons is how we get to see better character development for quagmire

[@69Milkman]

i think its because he was to weird

[@rita8274]

They had to tone it down. Most of his jokes were based in sexual assault hahaha. I love that he's become a old cat man now.

[@Corsair-Mandrake]

The bit with the needles is some kind of Halloween tradition they have where they prank the shit out of one of the guys. Joe as a woman was also that bit

[@wahoo.]

brian

[@4horsemenoftheapocalypse58]

The last one wasn't perverted, Quagmire just love cats.

[@paulinski191rh6]

I love laughing along with you guys in these videos, makes them even better 😂

[@gamerboss7345]

Some of this jokes are dark but some are great and unexpected

[@kilianfirebolt]

The only case where i would say the darker the better

[@wahoo.]

lois

[@Kermiep]

​@@kilianfireboltand the whiter the nastier, and thts a fact

[@Kermiep]

No...joking about rape/having intercourse with little girls isn't funny ..

[@chriscassul9904]

dark can be fun.....its #it or miss really

[@Verified001]

I'm sick as hell can't do shit but watch videos thankfully y'all put out the best reaction videos on KZbin

[@forestduffe5576]

Helluva boss and Family guy are so hilarious 😂 reactions are hysterical

[@thedraftingax5963]

Agreed for real

[@wahoo.]

meg

[@skylandprodigy]

considering Seth McFarlin having to voice three characters, one being quagmire, you have to admit the dedication he puts into voicing peter, brian, and quagmire through out this shows 2 decade run

[@millangd]

he also voices stewie

[@seth9655]

@@millangd He voices half of the main cast

[@millangd]

@@seth9655 your a bit late

[@mehdidaboss673]

he voiced peter, brian, stewie, and quagmire, and a couple of side characters

[@NPGLAMB]

Seth MacFarlane

[@Matpit18]

That whole thing with that girl pushing Glenn to sleep with his dad is even more crazy when you realize that that girl that made him do it was his sister

[@blackjack8984]

Wow

[@heyhowyadoin670]

No it wasn't

[@heyhowyadoin670]

@@blackjack8984 it wasn't his sister

[@politepluto3985]

m .. iik imi .k m. paper i9 mink mm..mmmm99 .... .. .. .m. .. . . .. . .. . .. . . .. m. j..jjjukz

[@politepluto3985]

​@@heyhowyadoin670 .0

[@xChoii]

20:56 imagine if one of your friends did that to you 🤣🤣💀

[@okita_souji_alter]

The most uncancellable character period

[@wahoo.]

chris

[@rubberballoonlover5471]

But yet Pepe Le Pew got cancelled.

[@Richtofen-gy9cj]

Outside of South Park

[@chriscassul9904]

@@rubberballoonlover5471 😮‍💨

[@LokelyConed]

Blonde dude at 1:40 was Glen's sister's boyfriend. He was abusive and the group tricked him into going hunting to try and kill him but they accidently spilled the plan and he knocked them out and took Glen to kill him.

[@wahoo.]

joe

[@theblankyoutuber]

23:07 This is actually a pure moment because Quagmire is a big fan of cats. Also that scene where Quagmire asks Connie her age is a lot better with context.

[@AYAKXSHI]

@19:15 basically they was having there annual prank day where they take turns pranking one another once a year this year it was quagmire so they used several STI’s/STD’s but he was immune to them this also explains the joe scene as this came from the same episode

[@kidvillain188]

1:26 If I remember correctly that was Quagmire's sister's abusive boyfriend. Quagmire killed him

[@crystalgemgirl731]

You are correct.

[@darkfred834]

@@crystalgemgirl731 that’s right

[@crystalgemgirl731]

@@darkfred834 He deserved his fate, wouldn't you say?

[@darkfred834]

@@crystalgemgirl731 yea

[@crystalgemgirl731]

@@darkfred834 Nothing of value was lost. I wonder, though, what made him so. Was he just born like that or was he raised like that?

[@adriananimates7448]

Therapist: Side view quagmire isn’t real, he can’t hurt you. Side View Quagmire: 22:09

[@wahoo.]

cleveland

[@nathanchristman6660]

An entire show based in quagmire would get cancelled immediately

[@fumikagetokoyami5040]

I'm staring at the fact that Aaron's shirt has the letters being green-screened, so you are seeing right through him.

[@PlaticusOnFP]

Quagmire getting genuinely hurt when he realize he did something gay was HILARIOUS

[@Kermiep]

No it wasn't, he needs to be beaten bloody for the things he's done

[@PlaticusOnFP]

@@Kermiep It was hilarious, deal with it lmao

[@Kermiep]

@@PlaticusOnFP you're sad fat and insecure and need reason to validate your absurd amount of screentime from lookin at little girls. Being homophobic ain't gon erase the fact u sexualize children

[@Kermiep]

@@PlaticusOnFP Dick riding should be an Olympic sport by the way y'all be ass kissing y'all fav male character, tbh I'd prefer u ride glenn than the children u seem to not be able to take ur eyes off of

[@thomasvalencia1850]

That airport scene about the Philippine joke. Brian had that facial expression of did I hesitate.

[@trevorghalt1881]

Quagmire is evil and hilarious😂

[@wahoo.]

quagmire

[@Kermiep]

Just evil

[@jofbeats11]

I've watched you're reaction video here a hundred times and still makes me laugh silly with a shot of vodka with buddies watching with me so awesome😂❤

[@ReapWhatYouSowGardening]

Mikey: Dish Network 500. Aaron: DIRECTV slimline

[@michaeldonovan6405]

The Mario music Killin me, y'all 😂

[@Cano0823]

Nice video These are always entertaining😁

[@moonlighthaven7605]

i love how at 7:05 i just start hearing the Bianco hills (Yoshi) ost from super mario sunshine i cant help but crack a smile and also these reactions from you guys crack me up

[@bigM7202]

for context at 1:15, quagmire was fighting his sister's abusive boyfriend jeff and the guy was about to bury him,but quagmire got up and ran him over with the car.

[@codyskaggs4313]

The one part where Quagmire and the 16 year old I don't know if you guy's know but Lewis actually sent him two say all that shit 🤣😂😂😂 when I watched that I was like no fucking way

[@daysbroken8437]

Love when you guys upload💛

[@SprinkleTwinkle16]

Y’all a gag frl 😂😂 SUBSCRIBED!

[@hanslidlwagen4115]

4:14, It's ok because "Negro" is just Spanish for "Black". It's not pronounced "Knee grow" though. It's "Nehg roh". Also, just check out the 4th largest island of the Philippines.

[@henrystorm5368]

5:16 dish was the goat back in the day before streaming was a thing

[@EX_STRYKR]

I love the Bianco (from Super Mario Sunshine) sounds in the background.

[@djvenom8909]

The fact that it’s his left arm is impressive

[@xpatrix5x]

I’m sure someone has said this cue to the release of this video… but if they woulda done a “quagmire show” it woulda been cancelled faster than the “Cleveland show” It woulda been wilda asf tbh 😂

[@theemotionalremix]

1min of Quagmire in an episode is more than enough. Giving him a whole show just isn't feasible in this era.

[@YESMAN-ew2tv]

Been here since 300k it has really grown

[@clarence9230]

Dish had boomerang which had all the best cartoon shows ong

[@kingkilla777]

Mikey right back in the day dish used to have all the good channels

[@nexrosi9189]

In that scene where Peter is singing Shame he found out Quagmire was in love with Lois

[@Corsair-Mandrake]

The guy digging the grave was quagmires (sisters) abusive boyfriend who quagmire Joe and Peter were gonna take to the woods and kill him, but it backfired and he nearly killed quagmire leading to that scene

[@KaiserDragon]

You forgot to put the word sister

[@Corsair-Mandrake]

@@KaiserDragon oh crap lol

[@SomeGuyOnline320]

The last clip isn’t sick because quagmire just really likes cats, I think there was an episode where he became a crazy cat person

[@shademax1288]

in the scene with the vault you can call quagmire the one thrust man lmao

[@TharsanJeyachandran]

the quagmire show almost happened around 2011 according to google

[@ilirunited389]

Quagmire is sick 😂😂😂

[@ZirLanzelott]

Dish was GOATED at one point!!!

[@Isthatmanta]

quagmire is a menace

[@victoriashore1332]

I just remember that only rich people had a satellite dish for a TV. I was super jealous of them, but thankfully, my dad explained to me that we couldn’t afford it. I think that a lot of today’s parents, NOT ALL, but a lot of them just give their kids whatever they want. I can’t tell you how many kids I babysit or teach that are young, and have every gizmo and gadget under the sun.

[@limbercud9893]

Man I love this video.

[@rasheempeets4267]

I love y’all videos

[@SophiaOfAthens]

Quagmire: "Well, they made it through the whole season. Now can I have my show?" Peter: "Quagmire, you're a rapist". *Quagmire grumbles*

[@goldenmustache1466]

Both of them was goat at one point. First, dish, then direct tv. Now its spectrum.

[@ani_the_stand_user4234]

Y'all remember those Dish Network versus DirecTV ads back then? Those were entertaining. Probably because I was 4

[@JAYAYE617]

Michael could do a great impression of Cleveland right!?! 😂😅😅

[@williamjones1893]

20:48 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@copper-dragons]

There's already a Quagmire show. It's Johnny Bravo

[@tenshihinanawi1534]

giggity giggity goo

[@Norbthe]

Narrator at the end is awesome

[@Eddieavina123]

Love your video you two

[@JonathanKinkel-tg5si]

20:35 got you AGAIN quagmire, has he done that before?!?!

[@Noobix_the_animater]

My favourite part of the video was the end not because im being mean but ITS THE MAN THE MITH THE LEGEND NARRATOR

[@Dreamonpvp355]

the thumbnail is crazy

[@DETERMINATION355]

You guys got narrator for that outro damn

[@Bodie1210]

14:10 Ayy Yo!

[@carlostheflea]

Let's all remind ourselves that Quagmire is the ONLY being who has the ability to have sex and reverse it 💀😂

[@gameboi9170]

Like for a Quagmire spinoff.

[@chris9t872]

The goofy ahh return

[@lunadestiny1238]

The last one was just because he loves cats he’s from what we know, never done anything but love cats

[@bigpuppaplays7738]

dish has a whole town in texas named after it for free tv

[@dominicanemperor28]

1:26 So that's Quagmire's sister's abusive boyfriend. And Quagmire killed him to save his sis

[@Greywolf-hx4jv]

The reason he said that about the baby was because Bonnie was pregnant for so many seasons of the show.

[@Goremasterhelsing]

You know there is a episode where quagmire married and had a baby with a giraffe

[@krissamuel4838]

1:30 that is quagmires sisters soon to be husband. Basically while he and quagmires sister where dating, he was being abusive and hitting her, so the gang tries to convince her not to marry him, but it didn’t work, so they decided to kill him

[@CJ24809]

Cant believe Quagmire disrespecting kobe like dat

[@firechasersparkles2023]

20:34 I DIDN'T FEEL ANYTHING!!

[@firerose_3605]

I know he’s down bad, but he just loves cats okay and he hates Brian 😭😭😭

[@jayeell1253]

The twin peaks was called that for the mountains peaks. Like the tv shows from the 90s

[@jackwilson560]

You should react to the family guy chicken fights

[@yoder6162]

1:23 That's the dude that was beating on Glenn's little sister. He tried to take him out, but got the beats instead

[@apimpnamedstreetmeat]

FAMILY GUY FRIDAYYYYY

[@DraconX3]

1:57 Thats literally how David Carradine died >.>`... Most famous for his role in the 70s tv show Kung Fu

[@kommanderkorb9482]

You should react to some King of the Hill funny moments.

[@kristenfarnham7157]

Who else but Quagmire, giggity. 🤣😂🤣😂

[@quintelmoore888]

Quagmire's on demon time😂

[@demonfromheaven4790]

Quagmire was reason why I started watching FG in the initial days. Nerfed him bad.

[@IndianaBall262]

Giggity Giggity Giggity Giggity oh E oo ah ah ting Tang boloing bang ooh ee OO ah ah ting Tang boloing bang

[@myvillainacademia_2]

How did bro make the noise?😂 1:55

[@lunahix4815]

I really hope the Atlantic Quagmire Twins cutaway is in this.

[@bennieben4637]

Most recent family episode has him as a gentleman 🤣

[@yoder6162]

13:29 Quagmire did nothing. It's a Passion of the Christ cutaway gag.

[@travisderby265]

The tissue one was not quagmire but mort when him Stewie and Brian time traveled