Interviewing the Vampire Roommate [audio][roleplay][series][cute]

[@DInfiltrator]

"They're having fun cosplaying as a non-invasive organization, I guess. Let's pretend privacy matters!" Ma'am, I listen to audios to escape reality xD

[@freyavonblah]

The Government rn: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

[@S_047]

Oooo a Stargate SG1 reference. This girl is golden.

[@UrbanNymph]

Glad someone got it. :)

[@CompactCowboy]

Her: Looking at a website Me: quietly eating peanut butter and cheese with my hands. 0_0

[@UrbanNymph]

You just dip the string cheese in the peanut butter! No muss, no fuss. Also don't do that, it sounds really gross.

[@MrsCallieCourt]

@@UrbanNymph to be fair my wife dose the peanut butter and cheese sandwiches..... I think it’s black magic

[@Tortugaman64]

Grilled cheese with peanut butter is amazing!

[@CompactCowboy]

@@UrbanNymph It’s too late now I’ve already crossed the threshold and I’ll never go back.

[@J1ntu]

I mean cheese peanut butter crackers are a thing so I kinda get it

[@Althecor]

A haiku about interviews. Ahem: Pointed questions asked A chance to show your true self Or to hide further

[@rickmcqueen9760]

"I love celebrating that you exist. " I love that. I've never heard it put quite that way before.

[@Blindluck92]

Vampire fiancé: *(verbally eviscerating the Registry schmuck)* Me: *(inner thoughts)* "Yup, that's my sassmaster wife to be. I'm totally making heart eyes now, and I don't care." Also Vampire fiancé: "That sounded vaguely ominous. What do you think, Sweetness, did that sound ominous?" Me: *(flashes angel eyes)* "I'm starting to see why Lucifer enjoys doing that to people so much."

[@matthewblair1894]

I feel that

[@DaneTheDane]

I can't believe I've gotten so invested in something that it can make filling out government forms interesting.

[@Neutral_Tired]

I feel like threatening the government might be a bad idea, the number of watchlists you're on probably just quadrupled

[@PrimordialReaper]

Ah, at this point I am over this bull, I was down for a revolution before hand but now that I can control my powers better, I think smiting some people might be more fun, not to mention get my point across.

[@AgessiaNyxera]

I was already on several before I met my vampire fiancé/roommate. Too much of the “wrong type” of knowledge among other things will get you on watch lists.

[@Vodyinoii]

There's so much sass in this, I love it. Also, mushrooms on pizza is POG but peanut butter and cheese is nightmare fuel.

[@HaxenCo2023]

This man has been scared since he started. He just doing his job. He don't get paid enough for this

[@Vect0rPryde]

I want a Full on show based on this universe or an audio drama or something. THIS IS SO DOPE!!!

[@bjarnivalur6330]

You gotta love filling out forms you've already filled out just to get asked the same questions as were on the form.

[@shaekelley6500]

I swear nymphs channel mascot might as well be the vampire roommate considering everyone loves her. Myself included

[@UrbanNymph]

The mascot is the ghost crab, Arthur, but the vampire roommate is definitely the best girl!

[@davidonufrak4825]

Without a doubt, ree.

[@crowdazzle8054]

I love how VINDICTIVE our vampire wife is because its AMAZING

[@shadowfang269]

Yknow I think out of the entire series thus far this is my favorite one just to see our lovely roommate go premature mama bear

[@Tetracore]

9:56 At this point, I think it falls more under Ultra Instinct

[@NikReturn]

Listener is just sitting there enjoying how the registry is verbally shredded into pieces by pure sass :D

[@LeIouch.]

A cute series, is the best type of series.

[@beepboop9712]

Peanut butter and cheese is pretty good actually. Just the right kind of texture mashup I like.

[@danielanderson5630]

Honestly, the registry sounds like an even worse DMV.

[@zackarymadar4246]

love the super saiyan reference

[@damianwolfe613]

Though if only the eyes glow then it is more like UI Omen or The Avatar State.

[@marlonmunoz227]

Her: "I think they got the message, I'm glad that parts over" Me: Wait so I've brought this and been hiding it for nothing??? (*shows her the 44 magnum I was hiding*)

[@lonewolf4486]

Oh my god that is hilarious you’re getting a like

[@natekatchuk3858]

How you conceal that

[@marlonmunoz227]

@@lonewolf4486 Thank you!!😀

[@BOman9999]

@@natekatchuk3858 America.exe

[@zorathehedgehog6341]

get ready for the wedding peoples

[@cucumber7199]

Cucumber Approved ‎‎‎‎

[@FlaglerAmerica]

Interview with Vampire Roommate??!! I’ve got so many questions to ask you...

[@MrsCallieCourt]

Still have a theory the wings come out A when they need to flee or B he’s gonna block a shot on instinct like a badass. But that’s my theory

[@freyavonblah]

I literally just had the same theory

[@JakeSm4sh]

Cheese and PB, couldn't be me. Also I'm loving the series. By the end of tomorrow I'll have finished this entire series.

[@garfieldtme8218]

I'm intrigued, crunchy or smooth peanut butter and what type of cheese?

[@Volnas97]

Eidam and Smooth

[@S_047]

We need answers!

[@aratherdapperdevil7878]

There is no way in heaven this fucker is any part divine/holy and does some shit like peanut butter on cheese. *AINT NO WAY*

[@connor203]

I’ll admit that In my younger days I made a grilled cheese and peanut butter sandwich, I used Edam and crunchy.

[@noahbrayden6898]

I've had a peanut butter and nacho cheese Dorito sandwich before. I found it pretty good

[@MrsCallieCourt]

*Eyes glowing behind her* I can’t expect her to do all the work.

[@kiwi-adumsalad1099]

I am soooo invested in this story rn, really great job building the characters and the story!

[@derrickmclain4498]

Out of all the audios I listen to, this series is my absolute favorite

[@annabanana7987]

I’d say kissing your fiancé before you race is cheating lol 😂

[@UrbanNymph]

All's fair...

[@natekatchuk3858]

Yeah but you use your power against us

[@Galaticat117]

@@UrbanNymph in love and war?

[@helix90]

Always love hearing more from our vampire partner.

[@connor203]

This is what it feels like to get a U.S. visa, down to the rental scan.

[@davidonufrak4825]

This was cute. And funny.

[@Polloloco827]

I fall more and more in love with this non existent person

[@funnyvalentine2600]

My roommate is a vampire? Very nice

[@UrbanNymph]

Always has been.

[@AgessiaNyxera]

For quite some time now, yes

[@AJMoody69]

it was at this point in the series that the writer realised that, indeed, she was writing a asmr series and not an audio superhero novel

[@anubarak9184]

oh paperwork paperwork so good it is a reason to propose all by itself

[@nighthawk2k3rsx]

Ngl a PB&C sounds kinda good

[@DarkDesperado25]

"I love celebrating the fact that you exist" That makes one of us

[@kaptainriflebeard5980]

I just realized. Is our diet mainly consisting off pizzas?

[@UrbanNymph]

Is that a problem?

[@JadenTSlime]

Her: What do you think, Sweetness, did that sound ominous? Me: Nah. That would imply that I find this weasel and his den of buddies intimidating.

[@robertp3842]

OHHH peanut butter and pickles is even better!!

[@adrianlee9964]

I don't know why, but I thought this was so adorable

[@rasho9393]

I love the playfull Nature between demn

[@llamalord7252]

What's funny is I actually do enjoy peanut butter on cheese.

[@CanadianSpaceBoy]

I can now confirm she can steal my entire bank account with everything she learned

[@WolfDragonTamer]

I hate to see what the registry will think up over all this, a vampire and an angel getting married, and the thought of them having kids.....just think, a vampire born with built-in angel markers as extra protection

[@circusmonkey28]

Oh no! I'm all caught up! More please! T_T

[@arvianworkshop7118]

When she get the laptop my imaginary scenario was to say "well the website looks bad" and when she says it haven't been updated I was like "I can see the future 0_0"

[@lordInquisitor]

Loved this video

[@nsfw3120]

Peanut butter cheese made me audibly (and quite loudly might I add) gag eughhh lol

[@kirbyuniverseasmr4692]

This is getting very interesting I love this series ❤️😊👍

[@Tommyboi01]

Honestly so happy when these come out, our best girl is back again, Although penut butter and cheese Me in my head: I don't eat that or the mushroom pizza Also me: if vampire roomie and fiance says i eat it I won't argue

[@Wesley_The_Weasel]

I can't believe I sat here for 4:04:51 listening to the Vampire Roomie series

[@yaboicj6249]

Same

[@holyknightatlas1306]

Love this series so much thanks again urban Please continue this asmr urban 🙏

[@deandrecook3945]

The registry sounds like the scp foundation you have better luck with the foundation than the registry

[@zombiehalo8454]

Hope it continues

[@eanna3781]

At the mention of a Harcicus Me: "ERMEGERD STARGATE REFERENCE"

[@bektasbirben6077]

Her: what made you put peanutbutter on cheese in the first place? Me: it was 3am and A LOT of kraken was involved.

[@kiryukazuma2633]

Good job miss! Keep up the good work!!

[@chumisntfum1614]

Peanut butter on cheese sounds like a sin

[@beepboop9712]

Sinfully good, you mean.

[@randallstrong9882]

Ah nice

[@branwe8053]

This is nice.

[@ScarletBlitz]

Fiesty...i love it😍

[@g3a2v2i1n2]

Am I a lamp now?

[@MrsCallieCourt]

Now that I’ve had a few days to think on it.... I wonder if his parents will find out about the wedding and if they even have a vague idea he’s all angeled up.

[@SchneeflockeMonsoon]

Okay, that was adorable and I could see Listener absolutely enamored with Vampire for being that coy and playful. But now we need a somber chapter: Listener coming to terms with one day dying and leaving their beloved behind for the rest of her immortal life, and her teasing them about how many husbands and wives and other spouses she’ll have while she goes on, ageless through the centuries...

[@ashholmes7717]

Ok but peanut butter on cheeseburgers are fire

[@joshuarudolph902]

Is the listener’s angelic ancestry the reason for their apparent Circus of a food preference? Cause Peanut butter on cheese is something only a non human wound enjoy

[@ZoeyPaigeLunaPhD]

I don’t think she understands how dangerous this government agency is. If they have a kid, they’ll never see it once it goes to the hospital nursery. Assuming they aren’t both abducted upon discovery of pregnancy

[@somni8513]

I will defend mushrooms on pizza till the end of the world but peanut butter and cheese is just blasphemy. Can't wait until the wedding video comes, It'll be interesting to see what happens :)

[@VeraExora]

I'm Lactose-intolerant and Allergic to Peanuts... What the hell am I on?

[@AgessiaNyxera]

That’s the power of Angel markers baby

[@tajmahall1622]

Found out the mc is insane in the first 10 seconds

[@Skybaby79]

Story starts at 16:00

[@MIDNIGHT_Official31]

Allergic to peanuts but I’ll pretend im not for you

[@FAI_CW]

Without trying it...I can kinda see peanut butter and cheese work. Cheese itself is kinda nutty anyways. Hmmm

[@finnmcool2]

Seriously, who wouldn't want to marry her?

[@TheVikingFabler]

sooooo creepy correlation i do have a scar (a couple actually) on my forearm that are over an inch long... what the heck urban?!

[@novagaming4207]

Vampire Roomie: Do we need our covid vaccine? Me, Having done that crap twice and has had enough of the headlines: (Lamely) NO!

[@Neutral_Tired]

tbh I'm not entirely sure I can blame the registry for their panic. This guy is basically the closest thing to a literal god that they'll ever see, I would expect a whole lot of panic and desperate attempts to control him before he just decides we don't deserve salvation which, let's be honest, is the only conclusion any higher power could come to after looking at us

[@Blindluck92]

Okay, that's mostly fair... but if they hadn't made those desperate attempts in the first place, odds are the "literal god" would have just minded their own business instead of bringing salvation or damnation.

[@jonathanvault7540]

Is it worse than chopped boiled eggs and bacon bits?

[@Fluffkitscripts]

Nah, eggs and bacon basically go together already. Even if scrambled with ketchup is the objectively best version

[@ADragonSpeaks]

Good lord...all this stuff with the registry is giving me flashbacks to tax season. Make it stop...

[@faddishcoast185]

13:47 Wait that’s canon in this universe? I thought I could get away from that here but oh well

[@tosen69]

angel vampire babys, i guess am game and if they think about taking them. I will burn much more a one block..... i can be very evil if i want to. food for thought

[@TiT0.]

🖤✨

[@doomslayer4801]

How dare you disrespect mushroom pizza Am angy

[@mirastian5366]

Hahahaha. I'm never getting married.

[@skullcrazykiki9010]

Will you marry me?

[@mirastian5366]

@@skullcrazykiki9010 No.

[@skullcrazykiki9010]

@@mirastian5366 ok

[@yaboicj6249]

I know how u feel

[@Volnas97]

I wonder about her father. Who is he? Will he ever appear? Is he dead?

[@scout3443]

Haha i wonder the same about my Father

[@Volnas97]

@@scout3443 He'll return one day with that milk, cigarettes and all the Nerf darts you lost.

[@ultradeku6546]

So can you tell me what dose blood taste like fried chicken or sweet like honey? 👁👄👁📝

[@UrbanNymph]

Depends on the blood... and who's drinking it!

[@blueberryprincessz]

Brazil, huh...

[@sprite9897]

Is this form for a marriage license or to identify a body?

[@michaelvantuinen503]

What is the vampire girfriends name anyway?

[@beepboop9712]

Covid is canon now?

[@umbreon4237]

Wait i have a tatto?

[@alterego9082]

"Social security number..." Me, a Central European: what?

[@LordMardur]

Actually, there is a social security number and a social security pass for Europeans. You only need it in certain professions though, particularly construction workers. The unemployment office may also want to have it, in case you get payment from them.

[@alterego9082]

@@LordMardur in Poland we don't have SSN we have PESEL but I always feel strange when somebody mentions social security number, from what i know there is SSN in Europe, you are correct, but becouse of Schengen we rarely if ever apply for it, since under Schengen our PESEL is enough