Talking Family with the Vampire Roommate [F4A][audio][roleplay]

Your vampire roommate hears from her long-lost mom. What’s the story there, exactly?
The whole Vampire Roommate story is here: • Vampire Roommate
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As always, thanks for listening!

[@connor203]

She had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

[@lalombrizmagica4975]

We both know what passed through our minds at the beggining. We were on the verge of greatness

[@jasonsilva6903]

@@lalombrizmagica4975 indeed brother, indeed.

[@Blindluck92]

She protecc, She popcorn snacc, But most importantly, She bacc!

[@georges2842]

Her: She says she's in Brazil. Me, with five whole, unsmashed Twinkies in my mouth: Buhvil?!

[@sonkotsusasmr3440]

You made me spit out what I was eating when I read your comments 😂

[@lazerstan]

@@sonkotsusasmr3440 was it 5 smashed twinkies?

[@ownzone8172]

@@lazerstan no it was 10 smashed Twinkies

[@alexipilon8319]

This has to be the biggest series on your channel and i laughed about the twinky thing i thought they were talking kids

[@erixo.]

I feel like this popcorn codeword is gonna be important in future

[@jasonsilva6903]

I feel like that too

[@derrickmclain4498]

Imagine if it becomes such a trigger much later after the main story that they never eat popcorn again

[@alexwheatfield4597]

Vampires in Brazil...... Hellsing ultimate

[@erixo.]

Uh oh, hotel checkout with style.

[@_Akron]

"JESUS WANTS A HUG"

[@MrTerminator3010]

I will be laughing my ass of if her mom's name is Integra (or Seras)

[@alexwheatfield4597]

@@MrTerminator3010 and the family butler is called walter

[@PANNARALEJ]

Since Lucky Charms were invented in 1964, that places VRs age at somewhere around 60-70 years old at least.

[@lostredeemer9776]

Then again. Pure vampires have a much different life span. Depending on the biology of the roommate, she could have been the type that stays as a child for a long while before growing up. That or the aging process is 1/4 the natural

[@lostredeemer9776]

Stewie: mommy. Momma. Mom Mama Mom Mom

[@skullcrazykiki9010]

WHAT!

[@_toxic_9894]

Hi

[@galadrinihrinor4863]

Gonna meet the mother who created the sweetest thing to ever live

[@H4z3rG4m3r123]

Brazil? Well, now it's winter, but don't bring a lot of winter clothes, it's between 25ºC and 30ºC or more every day

[@LuanOliveira-gd1ki]

*"PLEASE COME TO BRAZIL KKKKK"*

[@luketheskymarshall4472]

I thought the code word was going to be bloody mary

[@impartialthrone2097]

I thought the codeword would be Twinkies

[@johnmivule-novabow8143]

Yesss, can't wait to learn more about my vampire roommate keep it up

[@End_Lord]

I just caught up on the series the other day

[@jasonsilva6903]

Did it yesterday XD

[@holyshitamoly]

Every time I listen to one of these I think back to the earlier episodes and how far the story has come. I've loved every single part of it and I look forward to more

[@mirastian5366]

The mother probably should have come up with a challenge as well.

[@arvianworkshop7118]

Best opening dialogue ever 👌

[@tynancravy5589]

Another amazing entry! Looking forward to the next one!

[@666stonewall]

Great video! Could listen to the Vampire Roommate story all day.

[@davidonufrak4825]

I really love this series.

[@darylphipps890]

The vamp gal's personality/character is amazing.

[@bahamutzet0ify]

Not bad, i enjoyed it. Those 15 mins went quickly. Btw Looks like there was 1 karen that didn't like it.

[@harisparwaiz735]

This could be a tv show Fire !

[@Xituyr]

this could be a netflix show

[@moschmo2464]

wooow this might be my favorite part yet 😄

[@odesiisdotcom]

YESSSS ANOTHER PART!!

[@nigelnecroz7028]

Oh god Your going to Brazil!

[@mrmariposa7734]

If you scroll up a little ways Hitler is up there Showing off his math skills

[@Basicgamer55]

I have listened to this series so many times its still by far my favorite been listening awhile now you have much talent an its amazing stuff cant wait to see what else you have in store nymph much love to ya 💖💖💖💖

[@theoutcast1021]

Awesomeee!

[@suiyru_san8692]

the start of the audio got me thinking where they talking about how many kids they want i was like how much listener does want

[@shashanknath2413]

Oh sweetness :)

[@mirastian5366]

Goober.

[@BenDOver-iw7re]

the mom: "oh you have a boyfriend? fuck no you can't come over"

[@Vodyinoii]

There's a lot in this episode that really taps into the feelings and imagination! So much I can't say without spoilers, but it's very good and it has me glaring at the calendar, wondering when the next one will be out! Thanks for the great story!

[@Roddy_Zeh]

Holy crap, she's here?!?!?!?! 😲 I CAN GUIDE Y'ALL AROUND THE HU3HU3_BRBR LAND SAFELY!! 😂

[@OGFallenphoenix]

okay that opening troll was good. also it’s not cheating is strategy and you have to get the W anyway you can

[@shashankshekhar5876]

Please keep it going and dont end it here

[@BT-sc9yh]

We need more super saiyan moments with the mc cause it sounds like namek all over again with mc being in a tough spot loved ones in danger power up seriously the most badass super saiyan thing without being dragonball related.

[@BOman9999]

MC activated Protocol < 3

[@eriklikesschnitzel9699]

I really like this series, the plot is very interesting, the characters are great and you're really good at voice acting!

[@rickmcqueen752]

Nice groundwork for another story. This is a great series.

[@terrysyvertson9205]

i hope there's even more to this story

[@Argomundo]

Oh my god yessss

[@nokiademon773]

4:17 *Author quietly puts down Checkhov's gun.*. For you unknown googlers, beware tv tropes, if you start clicking on that site at 3:00 pm, you look at the clock again and can find days have passed.

[@jediknightking]

Never tried myself, but I’m 28 years old and still have my wisdom teeth. Three Twinkie’s, tops.

[@SchneeflockeMonsoon]

I live on these stories, coming home from work and using them to get to sleep. Keep it up!

[@jasonsilva6903]

If it isn't our favourite vampire, huh...

[@luissantiago5163]

Awesome! This series is the best. Bomb

[@ryanzimmerman1594]

Curse you cliffhanger!!

[@zawaurdo1653]

Pt13 werewolf challenges us to a duel and when we (the listener) ask why he/she brings up you beat and brused and says if we don’t accept the duel you’ll die. Alternatively because the other vampire is still alive it could turn out that she’s your twin and she “replaces you” as our gf (kidnaps you and throws you in the closet) and then she says she’s hungry so we get up, go to the closet to put clothes on and then we see you, the other vampire then proceeds to bite us and quite fittingly she isn’t strong enough for the angel markers and then collapses

[@Hyperionl10]

Who even answers phone numbers they dont know and aren't expecting.

[@UrbanNymph]

I mean, it was a text, not a call.... And she had asked her grandfather to put her back in touch with her mom.... And it's a story, so the plot has to move somehow... :) In all seriousness, I hope you enjoyed it!

[@kyreamaro9760]

Hope she makes more of this

[@mybackithurts7792]

Was this mom story inspired by Zukos mom?

[@itilosi9929]

omg i read that and it just clicked

[@electricboogaloo6917]

Everything is nice and sweet until you realize she and their kids are gonna have to see us die one day, *and there's nothing they can do about that*

[@RolandGenWorks]

I haven’t heard twinkies in about 4 years

[@Kerivity]

Me, new to the channel: Oh mah gawd they were "roommates"

[@jerielbaker8983]

Wait, wait, wait, so She is in Brazil? Woooow. That's a first. My country in a ASMR that's not about speaking other languages

[@cinnamontoastboi4017]

WE ARE GOING TO * _BRAZIL_ *

[@shaekelley6500]

I wonder how many I could fit in my mouth. Probably for also hooray more roommate who is also a vampire

[@algorithmicabyss4150]

I’m expecting that code word to come up later

[@skystriker4459]

YOUR GOING TO BRAZIL Sorry sorry 2 years late but it had to be said

[@Illustrator2]

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS YOUR ROOMMATE, BUT IT'S I, NORIAKI KAKYOIN!! TIME FOR THE TRICK MR JOESTAR TAUGHT ME! *Hierophant green appears and starts to charge an emerald splash and my breathing changes* 20 METER EMERALD GREEN OVEERRDRRIIIVVEEE

[@m3redgt]

brazil... this series gonna laaaaaaast hey.. after you finished it someday... what about selling the series to a movie company?

[@anime_man6950]

For some reason, I was think the code would be something like PigMuffin

[@luketheskymarshall4472]

Does popcorn double as a safe word? For blood drinking... totally for blood drinking

[@unknownunknown3503]

15:00 YOU ARE GOING TO BRAZIL

[@michaelvantuinen503]

sorry I have a smartmouth do love Jeff Dunham

[@narrow2010]

When is this coming out on Netflix

[@ranarelianae524]

*looking around* Uhhhhh, can someone remind me what part of this story we're on? All I remember was the first discovery of the markers was part 3.

[@MiritoGamex101]

Part 12 if i remember correctly. For easier access, i would recommend you to check the playlist with all the parts

[@ranarelianae524]

Mirito Gamex But I’m stubborn and it’s easier to ask than do the obvious thing and look. X3

[@davidonufrak7855]

I wonder who her dad is and will we get to meet him.

[@BelmontYT651]

I actually just realized when I watched all of the vampire videos that I am B+ blood type 😧😧

[@doggo2545]

o god Brazil, poor mom

[@millerashton1861]

You, you’re going to Brazil.

[@davidonufrak4825]

I wonder who her dad is or was.

[@DarmaniX]

You can stay on my house, If you want

[@hawksleysmith565]

who tf can only fit 2 twinkies?

[@velvetsparrow]

Let me guess, the code word is Kakolookia

[@MrCaseyDC]

When the next part coming?

[@The_Blue_Otaku]

I made a code word.......it's Lame Boy Advanced SP

[@Kawika.]

SHIT WERE GOING TO BRAZIL

[@randallstrong9882]

0:22 Wha

[@PrettyBoySlaughter]

She's talking about twinkies you goober. 😂

[@randallstrong9882]

ᴍɪᴅɴɪɢʜᴛ ғᴜʀʏ ye I know Just out of context I was like oh wha lol

[@droptopcandy]

I can fit 6 twinkies in my mouth take it or leave it

[@jm-]

wait, so vampires age the same way humans do?

[@UrbanNymph]

Not quite. My vampires are longer lived (she's got "a few decades" on the listener), but they do age and die eventually. They're not immortal.

[@jm-]

Ah right, so they age slower, like how we do compared to doggos.

[@knightriderva1995]

@@jm- I guess that's one way to look at it. However, with these vampires aging more slowly than us, it's kinda difficult for the listener to grow old with the vampire roommate

[@adrianlee9964]

:D

[@squixzleftme6969]

Your dad left you too ight bet

[@crazyanimegamer5667]

Dam. Talk about control issues. Geez....