INTHECLUTCH REACT TO NEVER SWIM IN THIS AUSTRALIAN RIVER

[@Amanda-uc5jq]

When you were talking about the croc looking at you an old children’s rhyme popped into my head Never smile at a crocodile, never tip your hat and stop to talk a while, don’t be taken in by his welcome grin, he’s imagining how well you’d fit within his skin. 😂

[@demonslayer7537]

Fun fact: Despite their average weight of around 2,000 pounds saltwater crocodiles can leap up to 15 feet out of the air with their tail so he could've killed them.

[@ogstreet2390]

If that's the case, it could only mean that the dude wasn't fully digested yet

[@demonslayer7537]

@@ogstreet2390 Could be saltwater crocodiles are known to slow their metabolism meaning they can be full from eating less. Either that or its just looking for a reason to bring back it regular metabolism back since they eat bone and everything.

[@ogstreet2390]

@demonslayer7537 considering how long it stalked them, it could be the latter

[@KaCing818]

Why use my energy when all I gotta do is wait for yall to fuck up imma wait. RIGHT HERE 😂

[@ogstreet2390]

@KaCing818 true. He was staring them down

[@Cold-Blooded.1]

Shawn: “Let’s jump and stab the croc with these branches…you first😅 Ashley:🤨🤨🤨

[@Crossx.]

Lol😂😂

[@chastynwagner4250]

Damn 😂😂

[@EVGriffinJr]

That ain’t gonna do shit! You’re basically up against a living tank with arms and legs unless you got a high-powered rifle with you, you’re screwed!

[@bucky3725]

Not to mention if you see one crocodile don't worry about that one, it's the 10 others you don't see that you've got to worry about. It's not to often you'll come across just 1 crocodile in a body of water. Although when it floods, it's common to find crocodiles a few miles from rivers in little pomds of water and creeks in random areas.

[@amethyst1241]

This crock spun the block to make sure they ain't leave. That's insane. 😂

[@GarryMercer-tq5uo]

thats what all crocs do

[@emmanuelsurry4309]

The crocodile doing puppet shows with the friend to get them to come down😂

[@tyronewilliams6778]

😂that’s hilarious 😂

[@msbigredmachine]

Not puppet show 😂😂😂😂 Punch ‘n’ Judy headass 😭

[@tkh525]

💀🤣

[@SpicyClover]

That croc saw a 3 piece combo and couldn't let it go.

[@losdadon6885]

Free beverage too 💀

[@barbaramacdonald4886]

Ha ha 🤭

[@kaanji]

Croc is the definition of don't worry I'll wait 💀💀

[@CT.editor]

croc said :"Ayyy y'all getting In da pool? I don't bite ain't that right? oh yea I forget, yo boi gone"

[@TheNexDude]

Square up, yall next

[@GarryMercer-tq5uo]

they are ambush predators, they often watch for days before attacking

[@JahrellGardner]

11:49 “The Final Dip!” Exactly what I was thinking Dub! 😂😭😬🤫💀🙏🏾 R.I.P Brett and facts Ross, all they had to do was GO HOME to take a shower! 😭😬

[@joshuaturner349]

I felt ross i wouldve been calling that crocodile ALL KINDA stuff when i saw him still waiting the next morning 😤😅

[@jamichealgates]

4:20 That's tough, imagine waking up in the morning to go downstairs to get coffee and the next thing you know, kangaroo jack is seriously knocking on your window, tell you to bring them hands 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gamempire96]

That crocodile toyed with buddy, I think he could've gotten him if he wanted too 😅 thats crazy

[@gamempire96]

If that crocodile was programmed like that he was programmed as Apex & Petty 😂

[@sideman236]

4:18 get your ass up in this pouch , i lost it 😭😂

[@ibrahimamin646]

Same 😂 😂

[@johannabailey1035]

I'm done

[@emanrman7200]

Crocodiles even in African have been known to camp out by lakes and river streams for days ,studying when prey come and go from the water source, waiting for the oppurtune moment to strike.

[@gothicMCRgirl]

Yuuup. Just like lions, they are ambush predators and they tend to watch and learn about the patterns of other animals in order to strike at the most opportune moment. Crocs are smarter than people think and they employ the exact same tactics as lions do.

[@1legend517]

They're very intelligent

[@bucky3725]

Yeah because Nile crocodiles are the other species that hunt humans.

[@Duality_of_Man]

My uncle who now lives in Australia went backpacking around the world when he was younger, and he once had a boxing match with a kangaroo... Kango got the BEATS apparently 😭 Australia is a weird place

[@Tully_23_32]

Doubt that, he'd be arrested & put in jail. We also like being weird, we're unique & not like any other country...at least we don't have mass shootings & can send our kids to school safely, we can step outside without the fear of being slaughtered, yeah nah mate, i suppose we are weird

[@Heavens-Humanaterian-Army]

Australia is absolutely awsome.

[@TheBestLsr.]

​@@Heavens-Humanaterian-Army absolutely DANGEROUS

[@GreenPorridge19]

As sad and devastating as this story is..... I put it in my favorites list. Sorry I just can't let this one go, too funny with the commentary 🤣

[@stephbass1311]

You guys found a way to turn this sad story into something funny. I couldn’t stop laughing

[@randomtrainerx.3424]

Nature gave those teens a harsh lesson that easily could have been avoided.

[@randomrevolva2022]

Ross:" that crocodile the ultimate op!!" 😂😂😂

[@k45207]

I love mr ballen dude has a great and unique story telling ability. And he’s gotta be one of the few Navy Seals who doesnt center his content around that.

[@noahmarshall8041]

A croc can go a long time without eating so he can chill there as long as he wants

[@larryalexander6333]

Ross ,dub and the chat was funny as hell . the croc had black force energy

[@traywrongz2600]

Mannnnn this shit had me at the edge of my seat lmao this was like watching a movie

[@shadowscarnage]

They should've turned back after one of them slipped into the water by the mangroves. They literally got their one and only warning.

[@Zion-Phair]

You would never catch me in any body of water especially if I don't know what's in there Major Nope vibes

[@joanneworrell5936]

Stupidity is rarely rewarded. Having lived and worked up north I met few who would tempt fate. Most had respect for their surroundings and going for a casual dip was unheard of. The dumb ones ended up dead or in my hospital

[@Kidapollo92]

Ross tryna turn this fool into a fresh pair of shoes and a belt

[@AlastorsShadowDemon]

He said the whole fit. 😂😂😂 Croc leather pants, vest, belts, jacket, shoes, maybe enough for a hat.😂😂😂😂

[@kathleenmayhorne3183]

Crocs don't keep in touch with family, they eat smaller crocs. They lay eggs and plenty of them hatch, 'cause most die young. Folk that work on cattle stations with creeks, have to be careful. Crocs learn when they come by, and wait until they need more food. They strike after folk think they aren't there anymore. A girl I met, was on the way to school, walking along a river, with a bunch of other kids, saw a log go down, thought that's strange. Looked again and started running, asked why, she said a croc is coming. Got to school, nobody believed her. The teachers said lovely day lets go outside, sit under trees. A few classes were out there. Croc came in the gate, everybody started running, croc came for her, nearly got her foot, started going around the building standing up to see in, hissing in windows. The authorities came with a small truck and caught it, took it away, hanging over the end of the truck. Then they finally asked her how she knew? That was Townsville, Queensland, Aussie, on the Ross River. Around 30 or more years ago. The school is no longer there.

[@nonstopper1410]

Australia is the epic center of Black air force energy! That place is built different

[@aharris82]

Unless it's a zoo, I don't want to be ANYWHERE NEAR a crocodile that's roaming around freely 😬 That taunting crocodile was on some "Deep Blue Sea" type shit...

[@MatthewCWelch]

Australia is known as "The Land of Nope" because of the size of its wildlife, particularly its insects and rodents.

[@darthchungus9964]

Even the small ones can be life threatening especially if you're swimming like blue ring octopus and the box jellyfish

[@theonewayroad3867]

Bruh, any country where I can get put in a pack by bush and a fish that cosplays as a stone needs to go back to hell where it belongs...

[@RuanAntunes7]

Also all of the Spiders and Snakes

[@Amanda-uc5jq]

@@darthchungus9964 Jack jumper Ants have killed quite a few people, they’re everywhere here in Tas

[@1legend517]

Lol a lot of what you see on KZbin is bullsh!t. A lot of people come here every year and a lot of them are wondering the same thing - "where are all the snakes and spiders?". So much fearmongering BS out there. I hate spiders and I live here. I've never once seen one the size of a hand.

[@slytactician9297]

All of this because they didnt just go home and shower...thats wild

[@jamichealgates]

27:17 Not the alligator saying whether rain,sleep or snow. One ya'll go Have to come down here eventually Ain't no way

[@Kidapollo92]

Rock voice: FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@jamichealgates]

17:46 Plus on top of that, you gotta stop and think he could have more homies around.

[@christinakaronwi4143]

when croc was taunting the two friends with their dead friend that is evil as af it tells them i will show you no mercy and they should have turn around when one of their friend slip off thats an warning sign to turn back now .

[@peytonlong5573]

More I hear about Australia the more I’m cool just looking at pictures lmaoo

[@Kidapollo92]

Ross is about to say oh hell naw bet money! I been waiting on this reaction since I saw the video myself. I have been to Brisbane and Sydney also.

[@Lzyrsa]

Love the ballen reactions, hope they keep coming

[@WMar]

Thank you Ross and Dub for the amazing consistent reactions yall don’t miss!

[@bigdigvibe1014]

I’ve lived in Australia long enough to know only certain places will have these dangerous animals and not only that there’s a small chance you’ll ever see them in person

[@happyfairyjerry]

People that wanna live are still staying away😂

[@bigdigvibe1014]

@@happyfairyjerry yea true that they do😆

[@jaybigshake]

Haven’t convinced me one bit fam. Hard pass on this one

[@bigdigvibe1014]

@@jaybigshake trust you gotta really go into bush country to come across them😆😆

[@jaybigshake]

@@bigdigvibe1014 I’m good brotha, no disrespect at all but I’m a wuss when it comes to these animals lol

[@phapnui]

Damn! Now I am scared of the 4 foot alligator that shows up 15 feet from the side of my house from the pond every day.

[@Sgt.chickens]

I'm not saying you should fuck with it. But crocodiles are way more aggressive and much more powerful than alligators. A teeny 4 footer probably doesn't want to fuck with you either.

[@diamondl.5032]

Well heck. Now I'm like: "Ya'll sure that Crocodile ain't the SAME one that wants to eat Captain Hook every five seconds, from Peter Pan?!" I'm just WAITING for the Croc to start making ''Ticking'' noises...

[@heathercarter2475]

Croc said 'i dip you dip we dip' 😂😂😂

[@chelseagreen2367]

Australian mosquitoes- The original Blood gang 😅

[@Bajanprince67]

Mr. Ballen is the GOAT. I was waiting for this specific reaction

[@Kidapollo92]

That croc hit that aqua teen hunger force: Tonight…YOU!!!!

[@T.Gizzle89]

That's fucked up Brett had to lose his life like that I can't even imagine staring at a god damn 12ft plus salt water crocodile 🐊 that literally has my homie in his mouth the fear and horror I would've experience is undescribable...I'm with Ross tho if they would've just went home like normal people that shit would've never happened 🤷🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️ R.i.p Brett just truly fucked up

[@LarryBrown-us8rg]

That crocodile stood on business fr

[@readlater8962]

Using bodies of its victims as business cards

[@traecox5660]

Meanwhile them Florida gators pulling up at doors and stores 😂😂😂

[@phapnui]

I have a pond next to my house in central Florida and one day I was at waters edge checking out the fish when a gator pulled up in front of me. It hissed at me, I hissed back. Not a good move. It launched itself out of the water and chased me the length of my house. It was only a 5 footer but I wasn't taking any chances. Someone must have been feeding it, and that makes it dangerous. You must assume every pond, lake, creek and river have gators. Some Nile crocs got loose in southern Florida and there are indigenous salt water crocs there too.

[@traecox5660]

@@phapnui when I visit my sister in Florida I treat gators like they opps 😂😂 I’m glad we don’t have that issue in Louisiana

[@phapnui]

You don't have gators in Louisiana? @@traecox5660

[@imnotaracistokay]

We literally had a croc pulling up at a gas station here in Malaysia bruh shit is crazy, their population got so big that the government literally let you hunt them if you have a permit. Take in mind that this the country where hunting and poaching is illegal.

[@stormflameshowers2000]

MrBallen ‘Old man makes a shocking confession’ is really good too. I’d love to see y’alls reaction to that one.

[@DougieYT]

Nahhhh Saltwater Crocs are vicious so it’s best to always avoid the water out there!

[@TSP-247]

Gators and crocs are some of the most patient hunters of food, so gator just ate Bret so good to wait until the next friend drops in.

[@itsirius.]

Rogue is one of my favorite movies, it was based on ONE of the several largest crocs ever recorded

[@axelaliens153]

Lake Placid is my favorite Croc movie.

[@ianchambers37]

While filming rogue I read a real rogue croc had shown up. Very unnerving if you tell me lol.

[@rhaynbowbritesb43]

@16:45 in my Tony Baker voice" What a Fool Believes"😅😂

[@jacobtarter2237]

26:30 god said you finna die today 😂

[@morrisreigns]

This story is wild! But videos like this are enjoyable 🔥

[@duhrell]

20:34 they were literally in 1inch of water in the mangrooves thats all they needed to wash off smh shid is crazy lets walk all the way to the edge and dip ourselves into this coffee ass water

[@fringelilyfringelily391]

Cocs are frequently in in the mangroves too

[@stsolomon618]

Crocodiles have black air force enegry.

[@ChroniclesOfArt]

28:25 angry ross is so fuckin funny man 😭

[@anthonyislas6799]

I rolled one up not knowin how funny this shii was gunna be 🤣I been watchin y’all for years never commented until now.. this shii was funny asfk 🤣🤣

[@aizadlaizo]

Nah that crocodile had to have beef with them dudes😂😂😂

[@OddWomanOut_Pi81]

Think about: these crocodiles are living in a part of Australia that's EXTREMELY desolate. There's probably not an abundance of prey there, so they've evolved to survive on less food, but when a sure thing LITERALLY drops into their laps??? 🫣 It's fucked up, but these young men were a sure thing for this creature who hadn't had a good meal in who knows how long. That's why it waited. Tragic that they had to witness their friend go out like that. I'm sure they've been forever changed by the experience... What I wonder is whether it was alone...I mean in the story they say it was ONE croc, but how could they be sure? That might have been three different fuckin crocodiles! Lol! This was dope. I'm subbed to Mr. B's page and had already seen this story some time ago. It was fun seeing ya'll react to it. DEFINITELY one of the more memorable ones.

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

This croc was on timing 😭

[@ChroniclesOfArt]

That croc gave no fuck 😭

[@DougieYT]

@@ChroniclesOfArtBro was waiting for that meal😂

[@ChroniclesOfArt]

@@DougieYT he said idgaf if it's raining, if a fuckin hurricane is on the way i'mma still wait for yo asses to fall 😭

[@lukehealey5988]

Yo In the clutch Ent, shout out from Darwin, NT. Been watching you mob for over 2 years now and love yah work😂😂😂 you mob are deadly. As a proper local and all the other locals from here know not to fuck around in Finnis River.

[@paulbartley8351]

I watched the movie "BLACK WATER" and trust me, it was no joke. The movie was a bit different from this story, but it was similar concept

[@naya2878]

croc was like i aint had a meal like this in a min

[@vProdigy23]

Y’all intros be having me weak 😂 talkin bout oh you got off idc I’m ON

[@kingaxxidnt2484]

I been sayin yall gotta check out more of his stuff YOU WILL BE HOOKED 😊😂😂

[@inezdominguez98]

Keep doing these mrballen reactions these vids are 🔥 and funny with your guy’s commentary

[@nknk552]

Black water is an incredible film. That shit gives me the Goosebumps. Do check it out

[@ianchambers37]

It's very good. The sequel isn't but entertaining enough for a watch once.

[@devvdaman129]

Nah that croc was the definition of a tryhard😭

[@anthonyislas6799]

This🐊🥷🏼is the ultimate opp - Ross 🤣🤣🤣

[@YKS316]

They fr smelt what The Croc was cooking 😂😂

[@Parlay_Paradox]

This crocodile is pulling an brock lesnar, the mf won’t leave for good, keeps coming back….

[@DiamondPreston1234]

Yesss more Mr Ballen videos regularly ❤❤

[@anyanavarro4114]

this as a movie would be insaneeee

[@CocoSmith-el6eh]

They already made it a movie, It’s called Black Water & another croc movie called “Rogue” both came out in 2007 Australian croc movies, definitely a good watch🤟😎

[@anyanavarro4114]

omgggg , thank you sm! I'll definitely check it out @@CocoSmith-el6eh

[@OkSandFlake]

Bro said Australia got mosquitoes that remember you. Naaah. Australia is different. 😂😂😂

[@chrisoctober9921]

I tasted the unseasoned in my water 😂😂😂dub that was hilarious

[@spiic3y]

“Oh he’s a crocist” had me choking

[@DougieYT]

“Australia is the real Skull Island.” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Nido17]

Rule of thumb to my white brothers. If you're going on vacation to an exotic place, take one of your good black friends with you to prevent you from being fucking curious. Itll save your life.

[@lesliemudford468]

Always find it funny. People from countries with bears,lions,wolves ect get scared by the smallest critters here in Australia.

[@reezyisthaname]

I hope that crocodile done got turned into a fresh pair of men’s Stacy Adams dress shoes, a belt, a wallet, a backpack, and a 5 piece luggage set

[@kathleenmayhorne3183]

Crocs fight each other for spots, when the water rises, they can go wider, but don't go up or down river, they wait for Barramundi to come up-river to lay eggs. They stash prey under logs or river banks for later. Don't stand closer than 3 feet to the edge, they can come out and get you very, very fast. If you want water, get a bucket, with 6 feet of rope on the handle, throw it in and pull it back out. Breaking the water's surface can trigger a croc to snap. You will not see a croc underwater, they go down without a ripple, though when they call, the water on their back looks like it boils, they sound like bulls bellowing. If there are no cattle around, where you are, it's crocs. If camping, Sleep in a car off the ground, not under your truck or the stars, or in a tent. They can follow you overland so get outta there if you see one, they can rear up, jump and get you high up. Whatever they grab, they roll until it stops breathing. When the wet season ends, the water pools, and each pool has a resident croc. As the pools dry up, crocs move and fight over the bigger pools. It never freezes there, or snows, that only can happen in the bottom half of aussie, there is no safe season. Crocs take fish off rods if you catch something.

[@topratedpastor7953]

The Guy with the Black Cap is the One who you never want to go out with on a Serious Work/Movie.

[@MeVersusMe555]

Damn Brett didn’t have a chance from jump

[@heathercarter2475]

I love these ❤ please make more 😊

[@anthonyislas6799]

Ross’s ahhhhhh’s be gettn me 🤣🤣🤣

[@Flyboybravo1]

Look aligators are one thing, salties and nile crocs are different different. You need to understand an aligator might not attack and leave humans alone in the water but them crocs are territorial af and will not hesitate to chomp

[@cheradinecrump6953]

Ross's rant to just grief the croc no matter what made me wheeze🤣🤣🤣

[@SouthernCrossSoldier]

Mainly tourists get eaten, I remember a story a couple years ago of 2 ladies walking down the beach of a night and one got eaten by a croc, I’ve never seen anyone get eaten, but I’ve seen someone’s German shepherd get taken by a massive croc.

[@coconyt3623]

Sweet! More Ballen!

[@Owarikun]

if you're living in a place where everything and anything is actively trying to kill you... you'd probably want to carry some kind of weapon on you... at least something. Idk what those kids were thinking but going down a river with no visibility and strong currents in Australia of all places... you gotta expect at least one Deadly animal to be going after you...

[@dasta7658]

I lived in the NT for 5 years from 1997-2002 and everyone knew the reputation of the Finniss River due to a notorious croc called Sweetheart who would attack boats in the 1970's.

[@aleena_dramaqueen]

Ross had me cracking up 🤣🤣😂

[@EVGriffinJr]

LOL! I know you guys were just joking around but unless you got some high-powered weapons with you, you're screwed! Live to mourn your friend another day because you aren't going to do jackshit against a relative of the dinosaurs!

[@agentstrike7501]

This is partially why I will never leave the country. I ain't about to become past tense by a damn crocodile.

[@spiritualfamilyx5464]

17:07 to add into what Ross was saying Croc 🐊 like come back into the broth it's nice and warm in here I promise we just getting started well I am all I got is time whenever y'all wanna jump back in🤣🤣😂

[@Desertb420]

Dub said kangaroo's banging on your door looking for smoke for no reason, Oh damn🤣😂🤣💀💀💀