BEING A HEART BREAKER - Minecraft Secret Life #7

[@martyn]

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[@velocity_pmc]

Unrelated but martyn, you should get fire aspect and cobwebs they are deadly! Also if you have a flame bow and shoot a tnt minecart it will explode (the mkre charged the bow the more the damage) but most damge is done if the tnt cart and player and on the same y level.Also why not get poison 2 potions (they can take arkund 5 hearts in 20 seconds).

[@Canix1O1]

I listen to that bigB scream about 10 times and it just got funnier every single time. It reminds me on the Tom and Jerry screams 🤣

[@rosesaysmeow8358]

@@Canix1O1lol

[@montyshark3993]

Oh didn't read the last part almost asked what was the link lol

[@montyshark3993]

Do you know any of the highlights?

[@levchenkodarya]

So, Martyn got himself 40 hearts, had success after success in his tasks, was the only one who was absolutely immune to Boogipocalypse and has a lot of Red friends now as a result of aforementioned Boogiefication. He wished for there be no Green, and his wish got fulfilled. He wanted Gem as Red and she became Red. Is he back to being Watchers' favourite?

[@justwonderinqrache5847]

Pretty sure he was always the Watchers' favorite.

[@ratxentherat]

@@justwonderinqrache5847 most people didnt think so after last episode and episode 4

[@alanyisweird]

@@ratxentheratthose were just challenges to test him to see if he was worthy of the attention ofc

[@ratxentherat]

⁠@@alanyisweirdhmm.. lore is confusing

[@darkienl5886]

​@@alanyisweirdit was to put him on red early so he can stack HP and kill everybody

[@zyxey]

Martyn last episode: "You've made me mad, the hound of hell is coming! 👿" Martyn this episode: least violent out of any server member 😂

[@rosesaysmeow8358]

lol. Gem was the hound of hell.

[@ItsCocoTacos]

@@rosesaysmeow8358Or Scar, because he killed people not only as a zombie but he also killed Gem.

[@rosesaysmeow8358]

@@ItsCocoTacosyes

[@rosesaysmeow8358]

@@ItsCocoTacostru

[@alanyisweird]

To be fair, he IS the most dramatic so I’m not surprised

[@ellasamuelsson]

39:00 That scream from Bigb was the most normal I've heard him be this season lmao

[@BekaLee-oi8kw]

Fr thoooo

[@BlaxeFrost-X]

This episode felt like Martyn was a character that appears in a movie but isn't involved in any of it

[@alanyisweird]

Honestly he was just the side character who had his own little episode while the main conflict was actually happening

[@grondhero]

Think of it as foreshadowing. Every protagonist had a Martyn in their video and now that their special is done, Martyn will reveal himself next episode as the antagonist!

[@wombat4191]

Martyn's ability to just straight up sneak on people and listen to them without them noticing is sometimes just impeccable! Also, gotta love that the whole server is in chaos and then there's one OG red just doing his red tasks with routine as if it was his daily job.

[@ZoneEEEEEEEEEEEE]

For the rest of the server, it was the end of the world. For Martyn, it was a Tuesday.

[@Nos1maj]

I mean hes quite the listener

[@levchenkodarya]

25:00 - Grian running from zombies, spawning a horse and immediately jumping on it and riding away is such a clutch

[@chiachimariachi4682]

“I THOUGHT IT WAS JIMMY’S HOUSE!” “…it was.” *The Watchers WISH they could be this good at accidental script writing*

[@celsoandresesparaguera7066]

21:40

[@ieatdeadcatsbodies]

THAT BIT MADE ME SO SAD ALSO DANGANRONPA PFP!!

[@L-ghtlessSky]

THEY WISH THEY COULD DO THIS WELL.

[@MarcMagma]

Considering what was going on with Gem's task, it's so hilarious to me that Martyn missed out on most of it just dropping by her and her hunting party now and then without realizing what was actually going on. It's really ironic that the one with probably the most chill POV out of everyone this week was the only one who started the session as a red...

[@PurpleYetii]

39:00 BigB’s scream of pure terror is actually so funny 😂 😂😂

[@HeyKevinYT]

😂

[@chaseashley6775]

He sounded like Tom from Tom & Jerry

[@Ca7iburn]

I kind of feel sorry for Martyn. Zombie apocalypses is happening, meanwhile Etho and Gen is casually greeting: "Hi Martyn" when they notice.

[@iloveowls90]

Because he is safe from the curse

[@j-bob_oreo]

gem

[@StepperBox]

Martain: "I wish for no more greens by the end of the week." The Watchers: Wish Granted Tango: wait what

[@thoughtfulalien9866]

At this point I think Martyn is the only player who hasnt failed any of his tasks

[@sword2die755]

well, the status of cleos most recent task is unkown but i personally think she passed as they didnt suspect her they just lost their task and if so that means she wouldnt've failed at all

[@Reservedd]

Doing the watchers deeds as usual, being a good little puppet

[@itzmonkeyface1420]

Well.. he did techinically tell Joel his task, thus failing it

[@Reservedd]

@@itzmonkeyface1420 i just finished watching it and i was thinking the exact same thing

[@feierlord]

He also didn't technically punch Etho into lava. He placed lava on him, and then he punched him, but the punch did not cause Etho to get into the lava.

[@bumblerbree]

love martyn playing sad music mourning his loved ones and going on his revenge arc, meanwhile etho in the chat: cleo I am lost in the mines :(

[@lolli_popples]

I feel like Martyn’s edgy monologue about “unleashing the hounds of hell” last session turned out not to be about him, but Gem.

[@strawberrycow4648]

I love how everyone isn’t even afraid of Martyn. They’re just “Hi Martyn!😄”

[@JLDREAMS]

Gem is so crazy this episode that Martyn as the only red seems tame

[@rosesaysmeow8358]

wow

[@ConwomanintheUK]

Martyn's videos are always something to wait for because his POV is so different

[@rosesaysmeow8358]

this was one H*ll of an episode!!! Even crazyier than last session with no eliminations which is so surprising

[@invinciboom752]

Literally every POV is different. This session is considered an exception to the differences.

[@LesleyKate-bq1bu]

I like to watch Martyn's videos mostly out of the people I watch in the life series because of his POV. Also because he's pretty funny.

[@rosesaysmeow8358]

@@LesleyKate-bq1buyasss lets go

[@luckystiff5695]

the animators are gonna go feral over this whole episode

[@averybruhman5060]

I just love the fact that Martyn ending up being the chillest person in this sesson. Not only he was the only one that is completely immune from the Boogipocalypse, but he also have the most control of the server out of everyone here (incluing Grian). I just love how he just casually walk around the warzone as well, because no one actually cared about him and the only true threat at the moment was Gem

[@abigpoo]

I feel like jimmys curse was somehow keeping the server in order and now that it’s broken the rest of the server is too

[@cheter_gamer8134]

Martin Is easily the funniest pov this session. there is a apocalypse going on and he is unaffected by it

[@doggoo.dogger363]

Martyn placing the bones in his chest then looks at the others and saying "you guys would be so proud of me" made my heart break a little

[@levchenkodarya]

27:55 - Martyn wished that to Tango, but the whole server bended to his will

[@honkman29]

Genie powers do a lot i suppose

[@mmori673]

martyn is clearly the watcher's favorite

[@rosesaysmeow8358]

wow

[@Idran]

Also him telling BDubs he wanted Gem as a Big Dog, and who was the next person to turn red? Definitely the Watcher's Favorite~

[@rosesaysmeow8358]

@@Idranoh my goodness

[@kididogi]

23:18 “You guys would be so proud of me” broke my heart :(

[@music-zv6je]

saaaaame

[@kylemohs8728]

The mood whiplash between kicking Joel out of your house and the sob music remembering Jimmy is really something.

[@Foxplasma15]

47:31 I love that Martyn went to say “smashing” and thought better of it

[@ConwomanintheUK]

45:43 dang so close, wanted to see BigB's hole actually become useful for more chaos lol

[@gemsngold]

this session was crazy. can’t wait to enjoy your POV!

[@kuzeyrl]

yeah smae

[@ratxentherat]

smae

[@limitlesscord7319]

SMAE

[@thecheesycookie2767]

smae

[@kofabillion]

Smae!

[@goldenwitherphoenix1389]

Oh this is gonna be a good episode. Edit. Oh my gosh that moment with Joel at Baxter... THOSE WERE MY FEELS MARTYN!

[@rosesaysmeow8358]

yes

[@citrisaurora1182]

I love when they find things from past sessions, ie Martyn finding what Jimmy did in the lake.

[@alexread6767]

So many deaths to the warden vs the wither task, and to the zombie apocalypse task... so many deaths caused by letting somebody ELSE do all the work! Show them how it's REALLY done, Lone Wolf! I'm rooting for you!

[@iloveowls90]

He’s not a lone wolf no more though

[@velocity_pmc]

My predictions for next session: Skizzleman going out Joel getting a kill Martyn's trap working but not killing someone We will see if these are correct nwxt week!

[@rosesaysmeow8358]

noice. My prediction, Cleo and Scott are last two yellows, Pearl is fully going scarlet mode.

[@DeeriusDay]

Im pretty sure that Martyn's trap is quite far away to kill someone sadly. But hey, damage is damage!

[@somejerkbag]

Joel will get a kill but then be out as well

[@minecraftnerd2175]

​@@rosesaysmeow8358oooo I hope so

[@NJ_0737]

39:01 Hands down this is the best moment of this video🤣🤣, I hope there will be an animatic of this 🤣

[@DaughterofHebe]

Bigb screaming was such a whiplash considering his mysterious character this season

[@Flanneryschickens]

The fence joke was funny ❤ Also it's adorable in a sinister way how happy Martyn is to welcome new red lifers to the big dogs team

[@mitchib1440]

39:00 "Who brought a Warden up, again?" "AAAARGH i don't know"

[@reixlen9576]

"The best offence is a good fence" - Sun Tzu, Art of Fence

[@FBJack]

mumbo knows that firsthand

[@williswonky]

33:00 that music change and that "they're zombies" line damn.

[@Me3stR]

37:46 "I WAS JUST MURDERED! hold on!" *Slams Door* *Leaves Game*

[@apatheticgoat69]

everytime a boogecurse trap kills someone: martyn did you kill them? martyn: I WAS SITTING OVER ON THE BENCH

[@purplejellytotPJT]

Martyn, I found your fence joke so funny (genuinely) that I showed it to my partner and he laughed as well.

[@cherryblossombvllet]

Joel screaming this series is building up to be one of the funniest things

[@levchenkodarya]

1:45 - I'm not sure about "huge pool of Red tasks" now, because it's, like, the fifth time one Red got another Red's previous task...

[@LMAO-hk1zz]

To be fair. Most of the tasks are ones other reds failed but in the case of the one at 1:47 it has a completely different wording. Jimmy had this task and couldn't place lava and had to either find it or get another player to place it. Martyns task at 1:47 allows him to place the lava himself altering the difficulty of said task.

[@Duskkit]

@@LMAO-hk1zz Jimmy had the *exact same task*, as visible at 40:22 of his episode 6. I was so frustrated that he misread it-- he sounded very stressed about the difficulty of the task, and he didn't need to be.

[@Arkios64]

29:00 Come on Martyn... defacing Mumbo's grave is just offence-ive!

[@DJBRO2005]

Joel getting revenge for Jimmy is such a bad boy thing to do.

[@Bennie58able]

THAT SCREAM! 39:00 You should TOTALLY make that into a soundboard sample!

[@dragonridertechnologies]

That "best offense is a good fence" line was SO good! I feel a bit bad for Mumbo, but wow!

[@triciahuett4653]

You and Scott are such smart players. I always think one of you will win but then you've both won one of the series already so.... Great video. I always love watching your POVs.❤ Also you need to save that BigB scream for future uses. Lol

[@rosesaysmeow8358]

Cleo has hella good chance of winning with her dogs

[@triciahuett4653]

@@rosesaysmeow8358 I think alot of her dogs got killed off this episode. Pearl has her dogs still tho also.

[@HolgerLovesMusic]

9:46 If that is not landing in one of those "Out of context" videos, I do not know what will!

[@Alice-not-Alice]

Tango’s (justified) distrust for Martyn has been such a low key constant in the series…kinda makes me wanna see them team up

[@emmanem7]

Saame. If I had to choose 3 people I would love to see Martyn team with in the next series (if there's one), they would definitely be Cleo (underrated duo imo), Ren (I miss Dogwarts) and Tango (bc Tango always mistrusting Martyn will never not be funny).

[@dracheli2593]

Just finished Joels episode while waiting for the release of this and well Instantly got hit with pain and angst As expected. Still got me though I love it /gen

[@Scan-you]

I feel like Joel's recent secret life episodes have been a bit mid

[@pikum2272]

@@Scan-youI feel the exact opposite ;) I love my awkward fella

[@Phantom_Zone]

One session cut down the episodes by at least 3-5. I was getting worried that this series might go on a tad bit longer. Nope that single task absolutely was phenomenal.

[@TheSkiingDragon]

I think that task was meant to cut down all the greens and keep the series going. It’s crazy how long things have lasted, in Limited the greens went down at 3-4, it’s all ready at 7. I’m here for it though

[@Phantom_Zone]

@@TheSkiingDragon yep. I'm pretty sure it was like if by x episode the number of green stays above certain number, we can play this task. As for who gets it, it's up to RNG-esus. It's a very organic albeit a bit shocking way to do it.

[@mothknight7050]

Yup especially since last episode killed all the reds besides martyn lol

[@ScorchedFeathers]

Task idea: Set three explosions without anyone noticing, they cannot be too far from people. OR for a red task, set three explosions and make sure a different person loses hearts every time.

[@randompersonjustdoingsomething]

Hell yeah, martyns POV is always the best.

[@patriciusthehumanfighter3642]

28:59 "The best offense... is a good FENCE!" Yeah, I did laugh at that.

[@shnarglebluff]

Funny how the only red at the beginning of the session has the most chill pov this week

[@toshiscool]

Red Task Suggestions: 1. Damage a player by dropping a TNT Minecart onto them 2. Kill at least 3 pets 3. Convince someone to let you hit them with a sword 4. Deal 5 hearts of damage to a player below 15 hearts 5. Damage another player using firework rockets 6. You must make another player use an ender pearl. 7. Damage another player using dripstone 8. Hurt (player) for at least 5 hearts

[@dragonridertechnologies]

That "is a good fence" line was honestly so good.

[@CollourCrow]

Before i start the video i just want to say that cherri is SO GOOD at making these tumbnails

[@AcerJones21]

If anyone started off this session zombified it should really have been Grian lol

[@viletilja]

I'm so chocked that 3 people lost all of their lives last session but this session no one lost all of their lifes.

[@jamhopsey]

that scott kill was so…i guess he really didn’t learn anything from limited life lol

[@sirtainlee8725]

28:35 aha! So all the players knew of the zombie plague that was to be staged in this episode. Grian, who helps write the tasks, "deduced" it from zero facts as well.

[@MaryRain9]

Grian no pick tasks

[@sirtainlee8725]

@@MaryRain9 are you sure? It's just that it was his team, and he always seems to know the right thing to do. But if he said no, then I'll believe it.

[@cinnamon3389]

@@sirtainlee8725people overheard Gem talking to someone

[@derekhogan9685]

There’s something hilarious about Cleo and Grian being the only survivors of a zombie outbreak.

[@JoshPulls]

The scene where he asked Scott how many hearts he had and immediately murdered him as he started his sentence was gold.

[@luminemo]

I laughed at the fence joke, also thank you for the great episode!

[@wires-sl7gs]

Genuinely loved that fence joke! especially with the context! lol!

[@ConwomanintheUK]

47:30 Most accurate thing said this session

[@AmenKing1999Gaming]

29:00 Mumbo is watching from the depths of the Nether.

[@coconutcore]

*watches my 4th perspective of this episode* *sudden realisation that Scar started episode 7 on green* *astonishment* *appreciation* *continues watching the video*

[@anunnecessarilyextendedname]

23:16 why is the part so wholesome and sad at the same time BROO😭😭

[@JoliBadBuoy]

“The best offense is a good fence.” I’ll never say it the same again. 😂

[@ronanh.9261]

#suggestions. A player gets the task: "Someone is tasked to kill you and someone is tasked to save you from them. Find out who they are and survive the session." Someone else gets the task: "Kill x, someone is trying to defend them from you" Someone else gets the task: " someone is trying to kill x, protect them from their killer in any way possible "

[@Ajlez]

It's funny, watching Cleo's episode, you actually seemed like safety every time she ran into you. The only presence that felt safe. XD

[@Gyhldepts]

Gem's POV: War game Scott's POV: Horror movie Martyn's POV: Just Another Day

[@MrdDoge1]

martyn has survived session 6,can people just admire that

[@green-legacy]

zombie apocalypse going on: meanwhile martyn just doing what a red do

[@grondhero]

*Red task idea:* Each red is assigned a yellow name to kill. If the yellow name dies by any means other than the assigned red player, they fail. In addition, once six reds have succeeded or failed their tasks, the last red automatically fails. *REDS:* Bdubs, Gem, Martyn, Skizz, Joel, Tango, BigB (48:19) *YELLOWS:* Etho, Scar, Grian, Pearl, Smajor, Cleo, Impulse

[@Kaslana_Yumma_423]

14:10 How did they not notice Martyn!!

[@myownmeadow1320]

I love how Martin has this epic build-up with the hell hound thing - aaaand then he gets overshadowed by (at one point literal) zombie apocalypse. If I remember correctly, he only gets one kill, and that one was voluntary.

[@Jaguarhable]

That intro.....almost made me cry!!

[@Vinter00000]

That “offense fence” joke was genuinely hilarious

[@raivaughn]

29:00 MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING MARTYN YOUR JOKES SHOULD BE ILLEGAL

[@cyrusdagreat3817]

"At least I know what's happening at our mountain" Proceeds to see a Warden at the mountain

[@Flossman2]

OK, the fence thing, is a 10/10

[@riccardoveres1567]

DID NOT "PUNCH" ETHO INTO LAVA! HE WALKED INTO IT!

[@BritishTimesWithLetty]

The intro is emotional D:! Good luck getting the win big dog, SHOW THEM WHO RULES! >:]❤

[@Drew85420]

Around 9:05 mark when talking with Joel, he straight up told him that he needs to punch someone into lava, which is his task. Isnt that a fail?

[@music-zv6je]

he didn't say it was his secret task

[@PTUBE101_]

30:16 Imagine if Martyn had this task earlier and entered Scar’s base before Pearl did and blew up, getting sent down to about half a heart His game would have been done and Gem would have ended Martyn’s season on accident

[@thoughtfulalien9866]

The fact that martyn, being the only red at the start of the session, was immune to the whole zombie apocalypse is quite interesting

[@simsley5501]

29:05 i thought that fence joke was hilarious 😆 poor mumbo dying to his own silly fence

[@TheRealProfessionalNoob]

Middle man; deliver messages from one person’s conversation to another

[@zoterodisuke4398]

38:50 I love how he said "there goes Cleo" here lol

[@jaesjmes5498]

Here’s a task suggestion for Martyn specifically (he’s to successful as a red right now): he has to sword or axe crit every other player (including reds) at least once, if they block the hit then it doesn’t count, they have to take damage.

[@Zeandico]

Can't wait for Martyn's unsprung trap to trigger.

[@Thai8521]

a fellow rwby fan pfp spotted!

[@arthurturp9008]

The intro sounds like the intro to a true crime thing, love it

[@somemagellanic]

"you guys would be so proud of me" NOOO 😭 23:15

[@Sam_Luvhardt]

I thought those two signs on the fence posts were a grave marker for Mumbo, only to find out they were placed in order to make a pun

[@raven_raven2727]

That moment when you caught Joel stealing. It was. Perfect. I love it.