TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE, NO GOOD, VERY BAD DAY - Minecraft Secret Life #2

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[@bookishnewt8468]

Sure Joel is calling the mound group a cult but that ending with everyone around the statue watching those who failed push the button felt very cultish.

[@Lilystarcrow]

Lol

[@citrisaurora1182]

They are all in a cult this season. Except Martyn sounds like he wants out.

[@carimeslockdownedtree2654]

​@@citrisaurora1182based on his previous seasons.... Yes that interpretation makes sense for him.

[@AceLeGoose]

OMG ARO ACE FROG

[@ruemistressofyeets]

That end bit around the statue did go Lord of the Flies pretty fast there, didn't it? Probably a sociology paper in here somewhere.

[@tacitakoe5004]

Martyn and Jimmy - the riskiest man on the server with the unluckiest man on the server. Sounds like a recipe for content.

[@rosesaysmeow8358]

Awesome

[@Me3stR]

not a recipe for success, that's for sure!

[@Sohcahtoa14]

not just risky with the minecraft, but risky with being family friendly

[@Aprianex]

Martyn, Jimmy and Scar teamed up would definitely be a disaster risk trio.

[@rosesaysmeow8358]

@@Aprianexyes

[@artlover2553]

The way that Martyn plays just constantly raises my blood pressure! He’s the only player on this server that makes me want to scream out “WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MARTYN?!!!” Love your videos man!

[@UltraAryan10]

Even Joel has calmed down, while Martyn continues to keep going crazy with his antics!

[@AmreeHolliday]

Let me introduce you to scar taking hearts riding a camel?

[@UltraAryan10]

@@AmreeHolliday Its not really Scar playing risky, its just him being unaware of the risk like usual. I am used to Scar playing like that so its more funny than raising any blood pressure.

[@mersadthehuman]

Also martyn who will reach top 5:

[@ojamaftk9585]

well it would be weird to yell “WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MARTYN?!!!" at any of the other people here.

[@NovastarDoughnut]

Martyn... if you keep playing like this, Jimmy will be the second one out of the series

[@Gnomebowl]

Love how he’s still the second one out lol

[@Vaillle]

Honestly, good for Jimmy. Part of me feels like Martin’s recklessness is intentional. I have a hard time believing he would take so many risks if he actually cared about doing well and possibly winning. The rewards for overflow hearts seem really enticing but he doesn’t seem to even care about that. Unlike Grian who seems hyper aware of heart loss and has kept most of them by being super safe and cautious. But he made the game mode so that’s understandable he knows the weight of the no regen feature. So for Martin, I think he may have a different goal in mind for the series.

[@slimyduck2140]

​@@VaillleTBF I think no one's really big into winning. I think most are just here for the fun of it

[@Moonstriker2514]

Thing is Martyn did punch Jimmy at the start of the series and curse logic dictates it might have been passed to Martyn

[@NovastarDoughnut]

@@Moonstriker2514 ooh now that is an interesting theory

[@crabbsy]

martyn continues to give his viewers heart attacks back to back in this series... edit: task idea!!; gaslight people (minimal of 6-10?) into believing someone had already failed their task without being caught/found out by that person

[@rosesaysmeow8358]

and sadness. if you know what i mean, i screamed when i saw it happen

[@Fynchfire]

Yeah, when I watch this series through his perspective, I sound like I have breathing difficulties

[@Sunnycycle-]

BigB vibes

[@mariahb1894]

Martyn and Jim got that long time bff energy, similar to Imp and Skizz, Bdubs and Etho, Mumbo and Grian. Nothing is ever awkward or for show.

[@Brimoe18]

Probably because they are long time bffs 😂. Jimmy used to always play with Martyns now wife so they’ve been knowing each other AWHILE

[@gristen]

they used to play on the evo server together along with pearl, bigb, and grian. martyn and jimmy formed a team called the property police on there

[@hmmmm7468]

I've never been more afraid to watch a life series video after being spoiled by other prespectives

[@CamiCat07]

Same though 😂😭

[@lisahenry20]

Based on how first deaths have been in previous seasons, that means Martyn could be second person or the second to last person out of the series, or anything in between.

[@diesel2805]

That’s not a very small range 17 places out of 19

[@diesel2805]

Lol

[@lisahenry20]

@@diesel2805 do you mean 15 out of 17?

[@goromajima9259]

Well my thought is, Martyn played REALLY riskily cos in session 1 he was getting used to the no healing mechanics, and Grian confirmed that session 1 and 2 were played on the same day (because of twtich con) so technically session 2 would of been Martyn STILL IN the risky mindset, meaning from now on he SHOULD play safer and live longer.

[@eeshajamil8503]

@@goromajima9259 I really freaking hope so!!

[@froggyfriend2744]

Does Martyn remember that you get really good extra loot for every heart you would get back over the full 30 amount? Like instead of replacing hearts you just get better loot because you have to get some kind of extra reward.

[@minecraftingmom]

He might not know

[@JessieMCC123]

No, he just is bad at keeping hearts

[@ojamaftk9585]

with how he's playing, he needs every heart. If it wasn't for how low Jimmy is, I would've thought has the curse found a new host?

[@skylanderspizza]

I imagine he does, he's just been so low on health constantly that he's never gotten to even have a chance at those rewards.

[@alexgill313]

He's mentioned it in the livestreams, he just gets bored easy and plays risky, also there really hasn't been a chance for him to overflow, his last task he barely completed it, and this session he completed the task really fast he probably didn't think to double or nothing it

[@Paego_]

I know Jimmy had the canary curse, but teaming up with Martyn when Martyn is manifesting so much wet cat energy, this may be the season the curse is broken! Or transferred? 👀

[@CharmChampion]

Wouldn’t surprise me if the Watchers/Secret Keepers were behind that energy/lore transfer. Martyn is not ingratiating himself to them all that sass. 😂

[@_pachycephalosaurus_]

best descriptions ever

[@crowofkindness]

love that martyn has somehow gone from the heights of winning the previous season to now being the designated Wet and Pitiable (/pos) player. pearl managed to win her season while being the wet and pitiable, so i’m interested to see how martyn can use this perception to his advantage, given how he tends to play these games very socially!

[@psychopathetic5341]

Tbf tho she was a wet cat lorewise but an absolute beast in play. Martyn's a beast in his guts, but a wet cat in play.

[@rhysorwhatever]

Task idea: Get Mumbo to say: “It’s simple, really!” In any context (bonus points if it’s for Redstone contraptions/j)

[@levchenkodarya]

1:09 - Well, luckily for Martyn, he is on the same server as GoodBurnTheWholeWorldForAPetTimesWithScar

[@sugar-dr2qc]

😭😭😭😭thats so scar behaviour/username

[@lolli_popples]

I just wanna let you know that the rhyming things with “mound” bit made me really happy since I have “Martyn makes 3+ puns in a row” on my Life Series bingo card.

[@CFGalt]

I have GOT to see this bingo card

[@TheOne_6]

Oh, I got 'boogeyman returns' welp looks like i wont get blackout

[@lolli_popples]

@@TheOne_6 Bro it’s okay. I thought it would be fine to put “Scott is in a 2 person alliance” because... you know every other life series. But this time he’s breaking the mold! Very fun, but not good for the ol’ bingo card.

[@Aprill_The_Fool_2]

​@@TheOne_6Luckily, you did get the task that brought it back technicly, so did you get your blackout?

[@L.AWNM0.W3R]

@@TheOne_6WELL GUESS WHAT.

[@bellyjean6652]

theory: martyn is having an incredibly rough time this season because the watchers didnt like how he won last season. he might just be the one to break the canary curse LMAO /hj edit) replies brought up some good points with him hitting jimmy at the start and then pairing up with him 💀if not being first out, being the first yellow is a surefire sign of the effect of hanging around jim

[@dbseamz]

Remember that animation at the end of his Limited Life finale, where they did something weird with his hand? Remember how the first damage of the series was dealt BY his hand, and TO the person with the Curse? There could be some really interesting lore there if this plays out.

[@south452]

Also, he hit jimmy at the start. Curse could be contagious or smth 💀

[@Nyx_404]

@@south452that would be the luck of our boys aye?

[@Watchinglisteningandnoting]

And hes teamed up with the canary :/

[@jacintacapelety9600]

Yeah, I think Martyn's gonna break Jimmy's canary curse. I mean, what insanity made him think going into a bastion remnant, a structure with tons of blind spots and unreliable paths of escape and full of super dangerous, super hostile mobs, was a good idea in a series with no regen?!?! If this dude wants to stand a chance, he's gonna have to SERIOUSLY commit to giving up on risks.

[@L.AWNM0.W3R]

i kind of want to say the canary curse found its new host, but its not martyn

[@janaki3829]

9:50 I love how this joke has been going for 3 seasons and everyone is so done with it, but it's never going to die

[@shadowfox8804]

How did the joke start?

[@Watchinglisteningandnoting]

Is anyone else seeing into almost every interaction between the lifers as lore? I cant draw it all- theres so much. From Martyn yelling at the Secret Keeper (and dying in this sesh {POSSIBLEY BECAUSE OF IT?}) to Martyn starting a chant around Lizzie to Grian giving sympathy hearts to Lizzie because she failed. I dont have enough time to watch and rewatch everyone's vids!!

[@CometWasHere]

I SEE IT TOO!!! I don’t know if it’s just because I write stories so I just have a knack to see stories in everything or if it’s actually something! Guess we’ll have to wait and see

[@loreteller.]

So do I! Might be because I also write stories like CometWasHere, but it's really fun to keep up with (I wish I could draw it all but it'd take months, easily, and I don't have the attention span for that lmao)

[@elwennp6934]

😮​@@CometWasHere

[@beev2902]

So no one's going to talk about the last bit where Martyn laughed at Jimmy's interesting design choice and said everything's big in the shack

[@notjustanecho8786]

Martyn being sassy to the secret keeper

[@levchenkodarya]

So, in 3rd Life Martyn almost killed Skizz in the Nether, in Last Life he did kill Mumbo in the Nether, in Double Life he almost killed Pearl in the Nether and now he successfully killed himself in the Nether Martyn and Nether really don't have that good of a track record, huh...

[@themunstermash9879]

He even wrote a whole song about how much he hates the Nether so that’s on brand

[@themunstermash9879]

He even wrote a whole song about how much he hates the Nether so that’s on brand

[@nicholasfaccio1866]

In a server full of chaotic people, Martyn is somehow head and shoulders above them on chaos supply..

[@jasonreed7522]

Which is very impressive considering Grian has been described as a "wobbling pile of entropy" before.

[@Jeena_Says_Hi]

Task idea could be to hype up a random item for half an hour, like "hey did you know how amazing blue terracotta is?"

[@casesandcapitals]

That bit at the beginning where Grian shot an arrow straight up and immediately every single person within earshot sprints in to run around and dodge it was the most "boy's will be boys" antics I've ever seen in this server lmao I've watched it from several perspectives already and it still cracks me up

[@catlasmeowmere]

8:01 “Bout to have a shack off with him” somehow I think this will be included in the next life series ‘out of context’ video

[@spritesandspirits]

kinda made me sad to hear pearl say no one just randomly compliments her because she's very deserving of compliments she's a beautiful soul fr

[@BlindScorpio66]

Task ideas: move someone's base over by 10 blocks - take 5 items from another person's furnace - sell someone a stick for something absurdly valuable - give someone's base a face - copy whatever someone says for 10 minutes - put goats in another person's house - go out of your way to be as annoying as possiblefor half the session - give evey person 10 dirt - sing to 3 people. And some hard ones too: teach 2 people a dance routine and get them to perform it - build 10 big frog statues - steal someone's boots. If these ideas are used, please put the credit as Liliana :D

[@aubriehalo]

The Last hard task you mentioned will be easy for Scar😅

[@LRosieB]

Don’t have a task for half a session. They would be nearly impossible for a hard task if you didn’t grab it at the start of the session, and it’s a lot to do for a basic task. It also makes you unable to be productive during that time, so you can’t go mine for diamonds, build your base or make alliances.

[@rileyl1315]

Theres been a task for half the session it’s ok

[@Meerkatlovern2]

didnt realise those things were that strong! at least keep inventory is on in this series

[@NotSnak]

They are brutal they shred hp even in full diamond Pun intended btw

[@levchenkodarya]

So, it looks like Martyn was less successful in dealing with a pig than his ex-soulmate

[@rhysorwhatever]

Task idea: Create an annoying tune under someone’s base that will irritate them (could be like noteblocks, or a bunch of bells or doors or whatever!”

[@MikeSchmidt969]

"Everything's big on the shack". Now it just needs a couple of dangling lanterns.

[@JcrafterGames]

I really expected Martyn to straight up punch Joel when he said "give me a round mound pound"

[@thatguycalledlegs1272]

Task Ideas: Get someone to voluntarily take damage. Convince another player that someone just stole from them when in, in fact, you just stole from them. Put a boat on the secret keeper's Head. Good luck Yellow Man

[@phantom_girl4959]

Hmm Martyn and Jimmy living together and the symbols on the the secret keeper remind me of a certain server 🤔🤔💛💜💛💜

[@Ron-qi8hz]

5:47 Oh my, this is hilarious! Mumbo giggling and wants to join the game like good old times in Last Life and Bdubs just standing there looking up thinking "This must be one of those fun British games they're always on about..."

[@marstrooms]

Ideas for secret tasks maybe ☝️🧐 - Pass a non stackable item (like hoes, boats, etc) into 5 people’s inventories without them noticing or questioning it - Stay on a mount for the entire session - Pretend to be mad/passive aggressive at another player for no reason

[@Boorose11]

The thumbnail doesn’t look like this episode ends good 😅

[@saudal-mehri3307]

He's yellow

[@kuzeyrl]

@@saudal-mehri3307 why did you gave a spoiler :(

[@Ellowynforest]

@@saudal-mehri3307why the hell would you say that

[@firjester]

@@Ellowynforestthat’s why you don’t read the comments before watching the cideo

[@NotSnak]

why would the both of yall go into the comments on a life vid before completing it! Its always a risk dont take it Learn from martyn lol

[@Zera1928]

Task idea: go the entire session without taking any fall damage.

[@sarahlandis289]

YES

[@rosevela2316]

Good task idea!

[@EmdyMC]

Martyn's life series so far can be summarised in three words: "Bad life choices" XD

[@emmanem7]

So... Are we getting the Timmy and Martyn duo back?? :D

[@kylemohs8728]

Jimmy goes yellow next week, and Martyn and his team gets nicknamed "The Blond Bro's"

[@creepergalastic7183]

I was watching another player and when I saw that bastion achievement, I had a feeling what was going to happen. Martyn, please be more careful! You don't want to be first out the series especially after winning the previous one!

[@aubriehalo]

Task Suggestion: Pick a random player on the server that your not based with, and butter them up for 5 minutes as if you want something. After 5 min, just run away.

[@anaveragesizeruler]

poor martyn. rough series so far. i hope he can turn it around. hes very entertaining to watch.

[@NotMeNever1]

loving the BIG MAN Shack business you and jimmy have going on, looking forward to the shenanigans of this duo!

[@DurpzwithaZ]

cherri did an amazing job on this thumbnail

[@CaloCreek]

LOVE the property police vibes with you and Jimmy! I've missed that dynamic haha.

[@zwrulez185]

Idea for a trap (once red names start showing up): Replace someone’s entire floor with magma blocks and then put a carpet over it. Even if they realize what’s going on and start shifting, there’s no way they’ll manage to remove it all without taking considerable damage.

[@Brittany-]

I actually love this series. It makes everyone so unpredictable and it’s hilarious to watch

[@Tailedfox66]

Task: do an impression of Mumbo, infront of Mumbo without him questioning it

[@Jeena_Says_Hi]

Task idea could be to call people with pets by the name of their pets for half an hour, example call Grian Pearl or Maui, call Scar Jellie and idk the names of other ppl's pets

[@thoughtfulalien9866]

Weird to see martyn be the first yellow, especially when he's teaming with Jimmy

[@loeke-347]

I dont think ive ever laughed this much in the life series than this episode

[@AshtronGaming]

Task Idea: Steal A Valuable item from a player without them noticing

[@ColeCorvin]

I see the potential for some more property police.

[@TheSkiingDragon]

Oh yeah

[@meowtain9566]

Yes!

[@avienzo]

I don't think it ends well, guys.

[@ellevictor474]

Task: use wooden tools for the entire session (no they cannot be enchanted)🙃 Task 2: Travel only by boat for 20 minutes Task 3: Waterlog the interior of three players bases, not allowed to get caught task 4: Put a face on everyone's base

[@TheL-vc4od]

"I'm up two hearts, life is good!" *the universe:* "Are you sure about that?"

[@superkonijn988]

I think martin really underestimate everyone's thirst for arson this session. The mouners already were sad they missed lizzie burning down cleo's base.

[@sonic_therat9136]

Im so glad the silly POV bit with Timmy came back !!!

[@meowtain9566]

The POV thing is so stupid, I love it! 😂

[@jester1894]

27:35 “big man big died” is probably one of my favourite quotes of this series now

[@asiangalaxygirl]

One day, Joel and Martyn need to be in a group together. The puns would be forever too good lol

[@harbi8933]

POV: Martyn uploaded another hilarious video

[@crabbsy]

task idea: gaslight people (minimal of 6-10?) into believing someone had already failed their task without being caught/found out by that person.

[@Blazzyistrying]

THIS IS SO GOOD I HOPE THIS GETS ON THERE

[@chimney_ash]

GET THIS TOP COMMENT‼️

[@crabbsy]

dhsjhdsdd thank uuu@@Blazzyistrying

[@KingsBard]

Task ideas: Nerd pole to world height in one of the corners of the map

[@lolli_popples]

The beam on the front of the shack (the “interesting decor choice”) you should put a hanging sign on it that says “PG ONLY”

[@velour5952]

You'd think after he turned yellow that Martyn would change his play style but nope

[@vitonuma]

CATBOY MARTYN IN THE THUMBNAIL IS SO ADORABLE ❤❤❤

[@notjustanecho8786]

Oh no wet cat week 2

[@myclie]

Martyn has had the worst luck so far 😭

[@mistymysticsailboat]

it's not luck lol hes just reckless

[@ThisIsWizardsHandle]

“Everything’s big on the shack” NAAHHHH 😂 No way he just said that 😂😂

[@Vardinycx]

Big tip on exploring nether bastions is to start from the top and work your way down, and always keep tons of boats in your hotbar or placed down around you if you're looting chests and haven't secured all paths to you yet- those brutes are no joke!

[@The.Informant]

OMG 40 MINUTES?! You're spoiling us Martyn

[@natanislikens]

Martyn bringing back a classic book from my childhood.

[@lilkat6314]

Limited Life really did something with the freedom to die casually cause Martyn's taking the 30 lives for granted/lhj Dude you need to chill with the danger for real XD

[@arudd78]

Secret Task Idea: Poke fun of Martyn being yellow life every time you talk to him until the end of the session.

[@Momo-ic1vq]

ngl I am so impressed with the way martyn completed his task. it just lined up so perfectly lmao

[@kolab5620]

funny thing is you coulda just asked scar to burn it down for you and he woulda said yes without even questioning it.

[@cryptidskin666]

Can it be canon that martyn died to a piglin brute as karma for letting mumbo die in last life to a piglin brute? Like what are the chances that in last life mumbo was the first death of episode 2 because martyn convinced him to go into the bastion with him and now mumbo is back in the series and martyn is the first death of episode 2 to a piglin brute

[@ariesgacutan1494]

cant wait for a normal relaxing episode 2 where nothing goes wrong at all :) edit: welp

[@Banana_Banshee]

i love the scene where he regroups with everyone after he died, it’s like part of a movie, scar sending the heroes on an urgent quest and sending the hero sending the injured back to the camp to recover and weather the harsh winter

[@risingdarkness]

Dont worry guys, Martyn wont be getting out of the series as long as Jimmy isnt out. So we only have to worry about Martyns death, after Jimmy dies

[@stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369]

I used to think these videos were comedy Until I realized Martyns pov is a tragedy

[@PaintdOopsie]

Anyone else was really wanting the end of the campfire song? 🤣❤️😁

[@Otter9001]

Task Idea: Ask Etho at least 3 times If he's seen the Barbie movie, Has to be at lest 15 minutes apart

[@random3853]

Task suggestion: you can’t sprint for 30 minutes of the session

[@GentlemanJolt]

Task idea for Martyn: Gratuitously sprinkle Japanese words into every sentence spoken to another player for 20 minutes.

[@kaleideerscopic]

task idea - convince someone to help you search for a fictional lost pet for 15 minutes

[@thenarrator9204]

What an episode!!! Oh man. Now I really want to see you take on that bastion! Revenge must be had!! Also, lots of hearts received! You might be the most successful Heart Foundation member without even joining!

[@zuse56clayton49]

Hard challenge idea: get three other players to leave the boarder

[@PZTIG]

I saw this dude in Solidarity's video and IMMEDIATELY came over here. This guy is so funny. "Smedium" and "Just Growin" are funny, only bested by "A unique choice of decoration" and "Everything in the shack is big"

[@Lynn_Xx.]

4:38 ‘happily’ sureeeeeee

[@CollourCrow]

I like that the title of this video is the meme that everyone was making on tumblr

[@RemyRP]

I'm not on Tumblr enough to know about it, i was just thinking about the book, lol

[@CollourCrow]

@@RemyRP poeple where taking pictires of the book and where putting martyns phase on it It whas funny

[@RemyRP]

@@CollourCrow hahaha, love that

[@Emmie90]

Yes, Martin and jimmy as a team, lets gooo!

[@taylorii8664]

Make sure to get yourself some gold boots for bastion exploration! If you wear gold, piglins will only agro on you in a bastion once the brute agros you. Those brutes wont respawn, but youre in a hoglin stable bastion by the looks of things (though i could be wrong) so hoglins are going to be a problem. Theres a lot of things you can do to scare piglins off, make sure to box yourself in before opening chests, etc etc. I say all or nothing! Good luck either way

[@nebulaink]

Yeah, it's definitely a hoglin stable bastion. It's the only other bastion besides bridge that has hoglins and it's not bridge. Too bad it's not housing or Martyn could have gotten some nether wart but that's not going to be possible here. I think the only worthwhile loot will be the netherite template and gold for apples tbh

[@Acebooo]

Task idea. Get five people to call you something other than your name. Build a chimney out of dirt on someones build without them noticing. Move someones base 5 blocks forward Make someone give you their boots. Thats all i can think of for now!

[@arielscreativearts1137]

At this point Martyn has stolen Jimmy's canary curse

[@Krihffy]

aw martyn :((, love the episode regardless and good luck next session!

[@lonecat9697]

Task idea: Call Grian "Xelqua" for 30 minutes straight for lore. XD

[@ChaoticGoodWings]

Task sugestion: pretent tho have accidentally announced your task, and get 3 other players to see you push the fail button. On witch point you will push the succes button.