Into The Scatter-Verse | The Snark Tank Podcast Ep. 286

[@YaGuyALT]

you know the episode is gonna be FIRE when they keep saying "we gotta go" over and over

[@syzl___]

"you know the episode is gonna be fire when you're at the end of the episode"

[@YaGuyALT]

They said that shit like 40 minutes from the end it was NOT the end​@@syzl___

[@FearTheKevin]

ColdStoneET here. Thanks for reading my write in. Glad it in was part of this crazy episode.

[@templets1]

I read this in cold stone’s voice

[@betanick14]

Read this as Tom Sweeney doing an impression of Derrick doing an impression of Chris

[@deadcaptainjames6045]

Who is also doing his trump impression ​@@betanick14

[@danknasty8063]

WHAT?

[@roman.nose.enjoyer]

Are you actually old

[@Dushbagthelegendary]

So much Colon jokes, so much for me to highlight.

[@thecrowsflyaway3473]

The best episodes of The snark tank are when one stupid joke captures the entire episode

[@tasx11]

Shirt-Man being a great recent example lol

[@Maxisamo1]

Nooooooo why'd you saaaaay that?

[@indoorkiddo]

Luigi man's favorite pokemon is 286 and his favorite proverb 28:6 this episode is 286

[@Yumemaru.]

lol

[@TACKO2D]

The Derrick Dub is insane

[@cool-du4vi]

top 10 episode of all time. I haven't ever cried while listening to an episode, this one broke me.

[@lucasbrucas9632]

oh god im excited, i just started it

[@sinistrality]

Oh hell yeah this comment’s got me excited

[@lucasbrucas9632]

it was aight, no gut-busting laugh moments. nothing will ever beat seeing pizza time when it was new

[@cool-du4vi]

@lucasbrucas9632 pizza time is goated, but the last hour of this episode was amazing in my opinion

[@SuperInsanewolf]

Made your colon fall out?

[@Rayn3]

"You're an archaeologist but there's no dinosaurs", that's a palaeontologist big guy.

[@GothicDecay]

This episode had me crying from laughter at work, jfc

[@sohumfotedar2389]

Did a Spit take during the Shaq bit

[@GothicDecay]

@sohumfotedar2389 the whole Shannon Sharpe and Shaq bit progressing into the constant scat man and colon ejection jokes killed me. What an amazing podcast episode this was

[@sjoerddondersteen1337]

1:03:15 Thank you Chris 1:18:20 Derrick with the solution for a new good Indiana Jones flick 1:31:44 Classic Luigi 2:22:14 George Lucas parodies are eternal 2:36:31 cursed image 2:38:18 "gungi...thank you George." 2:40:21 surreal 2:51:56 classic 2:53:29 title+thumbnail subject matter (finally)

[@rustyone6402]

"Scatalog" had me wheezing

[@syzl___]

This is probably the best episode all year

[@yowatchie]

The fact that the McDonalds snitch didn't get the money once again shows that snitching is pointless and never trust law enforcement to follow through on anything that doesn't benefit themselves.

[@alittlenitemusic6571]

Hearing the word "Grape" just makes me think of the The Whitest Kids You Know bit "The Grapist" and nothing will ever change that

[@than217]

2:07:07 The Kingston Jameson Bible should just start with "I think that..." then copy every last word of the King James Bible afterward verbatim.

[@Owen-zm6sq]

Cant wait to get my very own King-ston James-on bible

[@Boredman567]

Scatman John legit has a cool backstory, I recommend looking up interviews of him.

[@EmpireAnts42]

Or watching the Todd in the Shadows video

[@calvinheiser]

2:40:20 I genuinely have no fucking idea how derrick did that

[@samhall7385]

I had to click the time stamp like 10 times

[@RyannEpic]

bro i wasn't watching and missed that intil your comment. HOW DID HE DO THAT

[@GothicDecay]

That put me in a state of shock, how the fuck did he do that

[@samhall7385]

@@RyannEpic real life magic wasted on a bit

[@CrabNamedHeller]

That scatman bit is probably a top 3 snark tank moments of all time frfr

[@coldmaniac4]

Why does derrick always assume that people who disagree with him were gaslit?

[@HExtraordinaire]

He is omnipotent

[@trashteamracing8262]

He's a centrist, so he's always right.

[@Alex-bi9mk]

He's dumb asf, him saying the guy who died at 10:00 was just begging for money when he was actually throwing death threats at everyone, had a previous arrest record of 41 and the marine wasn't the only one immobilizing him. The other 3 got immunity because the prosecutor was gunning for the marine for some reason

[@7000_Skeletons]

@@Alex-bi9mk That might have been something to do with the fact that the other three weren't holding the guy in a chokehold for 6 minutes... "throwing death threats" get out of here!

[@Roonayy]

​@@Alex-bi9mkProbably because he choked him to death.

[@bobberta]

I have no idea what I just watched, but there's something so wholesome about when you're all laughing that hard together. Also, Sween, I believe in you my dude!

[@trova4725]

the colon podcast

[@CalmTony]

My favorite part is when Chris says “we gotta get the fuck outta here” and there’s still over an hour left

[@MetalTrenches]

A comedian was making the Raygun musical as a joke and then the real Raygun’s lawyers threatened legal action

[@MisterMarsona]

Derik's self-dub was top-tier!

[@Ryzawa]

1:20:10 aercheology isn't about dinosaurs, it's about ancient human history Sween...

[@Zanazar]

I love how Chris screamed we're still at the first name and the episode is still going for another hour.

[@kimorayn1733]

I like my CEO Killer stories late and a hundred memes late

[@Lastman737]

I got like 15 ads while watching this podcast where they say all the things that supposedly block your ads

[@MichaelLeagueBaseball]

I can’t believe this podcast would complain about a game ending in the middle

[@roralyn]

Man, you guys are on fire this episode! My throat hurts from how much I've been laughing 😂

[@somethingracist4564]

2:53:15 underrated joke

[@DarthChicanery]

23:06 I'm happy but also sad that we reached this point. People in late 2000's KZbin used to act so hard while hiding behind V for Vendetta profile pics and there was an endearing cringiness to it.

[@Yetds]

51:00 you talking about a short film on youtube called “intruders”

[@MrSourceMan]

22:30 INCORRECT. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY A REASON. Ja Rule had a verse in "Loose Change" where he insulted not only Hallie, but Em's mom and Kim. In fact, it's the final verse before the chorus. Ja Rule earned his demolition. Also the best thing about Hallie's Revenge is that Em only speaks and sings the chorus. He doesn't rap, he has Kon Artist, Proof, Kuniva, Swifty and Obie Trice rap on the track. He demonstrates just how outclassed Ja-Rule was. He was out numbered, out maneuvered and outclassed, all at once. It's no wonder no one remembers "Loose Change", same way that no one remembers any of the Drake tracks from the Kendrick beef.

[@sap-un6ny]

This episode was bat-scat insane

[@jaykode4679]

If anyone is wondering what horror movie they were talking about around the 55min part, it's intruders

[@ChrisTheMadKing]

25:24 am I a monster for not feeling bad for the kids those fuckers are so well off I can’t believe they’re going to become people worth my sympathy

[@nurgleGurgell]

They were born rich, so being orphaned will never result in them becomimg street urchins nor orphanage victims. It is hard to sympathize.

[@BrainbusterLeckie]

Bill Burr is an old Territories Wrestling fan. Like NWA era. So maybe Derrick can talk Wrestling with him? 😅

[@MrHotSalsa]

40 mins of name reads. Holy shit

[@lucasbrucas9632]

chris starts reading exactly one hour before it ends 😂

[@EmpireAnts42]

Don't tell Chris BOTW has a master mode difficulty

[@sillyking1991]

Tbf, with the role queue thing, even if its optional it can still affect you. Because youre creating 2 separate queues meaning you end up splitting the playerbase. How much of a problem it ends up being is up for debate, but that isnt an unreasonable perspective

[@psychocomytic9778]

Most games run two ques anyway, ranked and unranked. Like Kingston said I would just enforce it for ranked, at least solo que. Even as a flex player role que was never more annoying than people running absolute bullshit teams constantly even in comp. I swear there where periods where every other match would be all DPS, and it was the worst. Because there is nothing you can do with those teams, you try to heal and everybody is scattered and dying too fast, if you pull tank you get crushed by yourself on objective.

[@aluminumtarkus]

The McDonald's employee isn't getting denied the payout. News organizations were putting out articles explaining ways in which the McDonald's employee MIGHT BE ineligible for the bounty and titled those articles in a way that makes it sound like they're notgetting paid. If you read the articles, they're filled with points like "well, if Luigi isn't convicted, then the employee won't get paid," because why would you pay them if Luigi isn't found guilty? They also say things like "they're not going to get paid right away" and "the payment is going to be taxed" as if those points aren't common sense.

[@eduardoflores1503]

To clarify on Maul, George once stated that a potential idea for Revenge of the Sith, was that General Grevoise was going to be revealed to be Maul who returned as a Cyborg. Then of corse Maul actually returned with cyborg legs in Clone Wars/Rebels, and untimely would appear in the end credits scene of the han solo movie.

[@ArkhamInmate92]

3:19:01 Keisha Grey has a large gap in her teeth

[@roralyn]

1:49:46 that gun was in the PS2 version as well. I didn't like using it much. The regular guns were way more fun to use (´・ω・｀)

[@juniperdreamscape]

2:35:10 when sween says he can do the super mario dash jump i thought he meant in real life for a split second

[@somecitrus7561]

I feel you on the discussion of aging actors and characters, like man I always feel awful and uncontrollable watching new stuff with Christopher Lloyd in it, looking like blowing on him would give him cardiac arrest and barely being able to get through every sentence he speaks. I’m glad he’s having fun I gueeess.

[@anemicshoe]

Thanks bois this one made me laugh so hard at the end I nearly pissed myself 😂

[@comhaltacht315]

1:07:30 Kingstons family tree 3:36:30 Dog the Baby Hunter

[@thedragonlady6661]

If y’all start randomly smoking cigars every time you have a podcast, you might actually track Bill Burr with the smell alone

[@lazydragon97]

Derrick lying about the Penny situation is so damaging to his credibility.

[@paigehansen8944]

I think a good fix for added dev costs to add easy mode is to instead add a story mode In story mode, you can toggle invincibility and maybe even set your dmg & def stats… so basically you can play like usual until you’re frustrated and then mess with your settings. OR if you don’t want *any* challenge, you can just play the whole thing in basically god mode (which, who cares, play however you want). It makes any game accessible while spending little to no time balancing the extra mode. Its all up to the player how they want to play it 👍🏻

[@paigehansen8944]

It could also have an autobattle, which seems to not be commonplace at all for western games but for replays is kinda a great option to have Like, there are games I love which when I replay I wish I could set to auto for that one really annoying bit so I can get back to the good parts

[@robbutler429]

'That photorealistic Mario picture from when we were kids" Me: Remembering I had a kid at the time 😒 Man, fuck this show lol

[@RyanGButler]

Mega Man does have another RPG. It's called mega man x command mission

[@LanceUppercut]

Sween, you just need a controller with back buttons. Map them to whatever you want and you (probably) won't have to take your thumbs off the sticks.

[@ironpro7217]

3:21:44 up until them HIDING UNDERGROUND is amazing

[@roman.nose.enjoyer]

As a film bro type, I gotta agree Temple of Doom is the best one. I just love the pacing of it and how ridiculous it gets, but still is overall smartly made. Raiders is on par tbh, and Last Crusade I always thought was overrated. It’s like fine.

[@Connor22231]

2:02:09 chris the first proper astro bot game actually came out in 2018. It's the VR one, basically the same as the new one, just shorter. i wonder if it would have been more successful if it was flat screen or if people just weren't interested until now with the new one

[@CrabNamedHeller]

Real talk how is that sween Obama no image NOT a shirt

[@shawngriffith6901]

Make James possessive and you have a totally different Bible title but verbally will be the same

[@我的家-j4b]

2:56:56 derrick laughing like trixie mattel 😂

[@psychocomytic9778]

Weird note on the M&K vs controller thing. I love both, but with M&K i use positioning and sit still to shoot accurately. With controller i have to use movement to compensate for lack of aiming speed and precision. So there are always tradeoffs, faster paced short to medium range scenarios get the controller for constant movement. Longer range, slower, tactical or sim games with lots of buttons and menues and controls get the keyboard.

[@szeddezs]

YES! People "hate" Temple of Doom the same way people "hate" pineapple on pizza or Nickelback, they were told to hate it.

[@caesthoffe]

Nickelback is a good band and im so tired of people pretending they aren't

[@Bumble_gum]

It must be becoming increasingly difficult to name these episodes.

[@MithranArkanere]

You can never go wrong with Zerfereloch.

[@meepmoopiethe3rd]

Quicksand isn't as much of a threat as you may have thought as a child. Unless you're a crazy person like me and you walk along recessed riverbeds when the water is low. If you think that's big quicksand, you're dead wrong. About a year ago, I got caught up past my knees in river mud. The ground was solid, and I took one step further and boom. Shoe is gone. I tried turning back, lost my balance, other leg's in. Boom. No legs. I was so far off the trail (and it was winter) so I didn't think anyone would hear me, if there was even anyone there, so I just kinda chilled and found a way out. Definitely not the best time, but I'd be lying if I said it wasn't fun learning through experience how to best unstick yourself. What ended up working was I slid my feet partially out of my boots, moved my legs reverse the way they'd gone in, and army crawled out. To this day, my hiking boots are stained brown. They used to be dark grey 😭

[@MorgsCollects]

we definitely need those sweeney wanted shirts

[@mariusnita4346]

Best episode of 2024. Tied with the opposite name mafia episode for me.

[@GT-qv1gl]

I cannot imagine not using a controller with at least two back buttons or paddles in a game like CoD, especially on PC.

[@dylanandino4759]

Episode 286, proverb 28:6, this can't be a coincidence.

[@KenedyFontroy-Hall]

2:40:40 CINEMA

[@dalek-trooper6557]

insane rollout how do you guys not get tired

[@RyannEpic]

holy shit i started crying by the end of this

[@somecitrus7561]

I thought Sween would know that E.T. stands for Edwin Tucker

[@TACKO2D]

WEll since Chris asked, I'm doing alright. Just kinda working a lot of things this weekend.

[@sirdevknight]

The Dial of Destiny is actually pretty good. It felt like the classic movies.

[@psychocomytic9778]

The mythbusters made a quicksand pit then dunked adam savage in it for funsies. I'll have to go rewatch it but i remember him saying it was fun or something. If seeing him do it doesn't satiate your curiousity they might still have it around somewhere.

[@sadboizigzag]

3:16:27

[@UBDOOMBOT]

"All of the text of the World English Bible is dedicated to the public domain"

[@jonathanb.5153]

No freaking way that this is also the 286th episode

[@dreamcatcherpone]

Ballsy McBaise goes hard ngl

[@HExtraordinaire]

Praise be to Snark, Snarker and Snarkest

[@DforDenmark]

Hey yo the rss feed for Appel podcast isn’t working and hasn’t been since the 5th of December

[@user-dj9iu2et3r]

How on earth did Sweeny’s mind jump from ending the name Hendrix with “-cks” to the band CKY lol. Like, I get it but… why?

[@xxtortellini1016]

37:31 they created the next shooter in that moment 51:52 monster house

[@kimorayn1733]

Piss-screen 2:07:38 You step outside yourself with age. Things aren't that serious in art. Excellent Sween.

[@MildSauceRaccoon]

2:56:52 clip of the year in my opinion

[@kimorayn1733]

Welcome to the Nameless Podcast

[@GarbaggioGoblino]

man, scatman john was an inspiration this shit so disrespectful as usual lmao

[@lewatoaofair]

Hadn't seen "I'm Shithead" in forever, so when Chris mentioned it, I went back to it. Was very surprised to see that apparently Sam Hyde was involved in that channel.

[@steelgriffin7716]

Ra's al Slur

[@mynameisjames12189]

Thanks boys

[@austyntheman5623]

Why did we flip the one punch man blanket around ?

[@RyannEpic]

"we" they aren't going to spicey sleep you little bro

[@austyntheman5623]

@RyannEpic why did you censor your self like that what are you 6 ... Feel ashamed of yourself I just messed up a word when I meant to say they instead of we .... You genuinely said something a lot stupider than I did by a country mile. God bless

[@RyannEpic]

@@austyntheman5623 did you not get the joke?

[@austyntheman5623]

@@RyannEpic I'm going to be honest I didn't get it till after and I'm sorry I said that to you I was kinda dealing with something that set me off at home and you straws camels all that my bad fella . I get the joke now sorry I yelled

[@austyntheman5623]

@@RyannEpic I didn't get it till a little while after I got upset that's my bad, sorry

[@FALLOUT3514]

The thing with censorship on social media is that it SHOULDN'T be like that in the first place. I don't want to watch stuff that is more heavily censored than basic cable television. It's so ridiculous and it really takes away from a lot of content when I hear a bleep or weird word substitute. David Firth's latest animation had some gore and suggestive themes and half of the video was blurred out. Then he just put a link to his Patreon for the uncensored video. There are too many hoops and paywalls now

[@steelgriffin7716]

I blame WKYK for "Grape" Look up the Grapist skit.

[@charlottejerde1021]

32:19 your mom has the licensing rights to The Bible

[@IARsmiley]

No. I defiantly want a Megaman Ledgends 3! Get him off the moon.

[@Cleanframe]

50 cent was in a beef with Ja Rule, but Eminem probably jumped in to help 50 cause they are friends

[@mariohuayamave9735]

Sith naming conventions 2:26:00