INTOLERANCE | Stand-up Comedy by Neeti Palta

In tough times nothing helps more than a sense of humour. Let's take less offence and laugh more. Feels better. My only intent is to make you smile.
Neeti has been a part of the comedy scene since its inception in India and enjoys the reputation of being "that cheeky girl"! With a writing background in advertising and TV, she draws influences from real-life experiences, humans and our innate Indian-ness. Awarded 'Best Standup Comic at the RAW Oz Fest India, she was the first Indian stand up comic to perform at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Furthermore, is one of the judges and mentors to budding new comics on APV’s “Comicstaan” Season 2 and 3.
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Camera: Dishang Popat & Vivian Castelino
Live sound: Yash Barse
Mixing/Mastering: Sreejit
Edit: Jayant Kaushik

[@surajs3568]

I thought for a second how Fatima sana from dangal started stand-up 😂😂

[@rohanshah6882]

😂😂

[@Dino_551]

Lol

[@kabirsingh434]

😂😂😂🙌

[@abdulkhadeer2351]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@abdulkhadeer2351]

Mahri chori chore se kam haike🤣🤣🤣

[@royalmishra7097]

One joke if doesn't work..... Try to repeat again and again .... You start loving it.... Example:- Modi hai to mumkin hai

[@chandrakantdesai8658]

You killed it

[@sam_3229]

Samjhne ko akal v chahiye

[@IndialovesyouBJP2024]

structure your sentence properly XD "one joke if doesn't work" 😂

[@ritishakapoor1513]

Imagine the best thing you got is "Rahul Gandhi"🤡

[@Anu_063]

The way she kept her point in comic style is the best strategy evr 👍

[@sajju664]

47 ಜನ subscribers without any Content🤔.....

[@Anu_063]

@@sajju664 I wish I could ask the same to those 47 people

[@raikirai1362]

@@Anu_063 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@sajju664]

@@Anu_063 they might have confused KZbin for Tinder😅.....

[@dushyantkaushik5616]

@@sajju664 🤣🤣🤣

[@dmdimension1805]

Someone with intellect and humor at the same time. Great writing Respect for you Neeti.

[@navkaransinghbrar4380]

@arjun kumr bro why did chicken cross the road though?

[@AmanKhan-oi5if]

@arjun kumr wow you guys are so against secularism but when an Indian is harassed outside of India you all start crying and yelling "where is secularism" And don't you talk about hypocrisy and I am quite sure that you don't even know the meaning of the aforementioned word. Hypocrisy is when modi says he respects criticism against him but when someone criticises him he puts them behind bar. Hypocrisy is when modi says he cares about Indian people and still conducts a rally in amidst of corona virus pandemic.

[@mayankmadhukar5141]

Where does she show intellect in this? Just because she opposed BJP?

[@indiangirl001]

@@mayankmadhukar5141 yes.. BJP IS shtttt

[@amirraza6055]

"Why did the chicken cross the road" might have been an awesome title.

[@anunigam03]

"Changing name is their core competency" lmaoo

[@trigcat3107]

Not sure if it was a jab on Love jeehad🤔

[@anunigam03]

@@trigcat3107 I think love doesn't have anything with Jihad, apart from hate n stupidity. But changing name of cities, monuments is going on from centuries as human are soo deprive of purpose they belong their identity with religion, these types of people are known as closed minded.

[@raghwendrapratapsingh2443]

@@anunigam03 any thing about changing religions just because you have married her? And if changing names of cities and monuments are so close minded there should not be hue and cry for it being changed.

[@aditigautam2729]

@@trigcat3107 bhai love jihad isn't limited to just changing of names, they even kill.. But sssshhhhh selective sickularism rocks

[@javedhusain9879]

@arjun kumr the problem with india is people like you who didn't study school or college and who don't even know the meaning of secularism and yet chose to argue if it's good or bad .

[@prishacomar514]

Thiss was soo well scripted and well delivered! Punchlines after punchlines..dropping truth bombs😂❤😁👌

[@omprakhashmudaliar]

💯💯

[@Dsalkhu004]

Nation wants to know - Why did the chicken cross roads?? Just tell me.. Why are you silent? 😂😂

[@aquarianfighter5384]

Ande holesale bhav me mil rahe honge 😂😂😂

[@shaleensrivastava7540]

Because it was standing right next to arnab's office... and it didn't want to become deaf...😂

[@siriusblack3285]

Because you did not eat it

[@gogetter7963]

@@aquarianfighter5384 your reply is more funnier than his comment

[@anupam1055]

@Siddharth Doshi dude 👊😂

[@rohanreads]

Sentence wali punch line .... Another level of creativity.... 👏👏👏

[@ved2777]

ya zakir khan ,abhishek ,anubhav ,rajat(good comedians with humour) all are beaten by this govt and are in jail

[@ramanshandilya8626]

These stupid comedians like niti palta, faruqi, kamra jamra etc start a controversy to get famous. Luk at other gud comedians like badsi gaurav kapoor etc r so gud

[@airhead_dairies]

That captcha code idea is really implantable, I look forward to see it 😁😁

[@architaarora2423]

Stole the show with “I SUPPORT FREE SPEECH “ 😂. Really nice “pun”-ches

[@sawantvishal]

In that spirit, please include a joke on all religions, including Islam. I'm tired of people pointing out that liberals don't dare to do Muslim jokes. Also, kudos on calling yourself "youth" at 40!

[@KABIRSINGH-io1jn]

Loved this❤️, so apt we are in front of your punchlines ❤️❤️🔥😍😍😍 Keep going, your subtle jokes are your 💎

[@sawanishiraz6457]

'Why did the chicken cross the road?' 'it knew the right (wing) had issues'

[@snlagr]

Not bad

[@AmanKhan-oi5if]

@Alia Rai of course you got agitated😂

[@sanjaysureka9832]

We get agitated and u people get jail

[@chetanshetty7074]

The chicken got fed up with stupid woke liberals.

[@adityasharma9625]

Chicken doesn't cross the road they blocks the road these days

[@yashagrawal6737]

Loved the set.. Neeti.. All jokes are very well written and these are layered jokes... Hope 👍 something good will happen for you and not the jail

[@chandrakantdesai8658]

@Siddharth Doshi you killed it

[@HarshSingh-mv5vf]

What's a layered joke?

[@AdityaChaudhary-oo7pr]

Very refreshing piece of stand up. Thank you

[@indeed_iditor]

I love how you interact with the people without hesitation ,just like a normal conversation. Idk why but it makes it more amusing.

[@Ankit_Dwiwedi]

*_Joke maaro toh tumhe maarenge_** was deepest meaning joke in this show*

[@raghwendrapratapsingh2443]

sach me joke joke me cartoon banao log charlie hebdo famous kar dete hain she is so on point

[@ved2777]

ya zakir khan ,abhishek ,anubhav ,rajat,vipul(good comedians with humour) all are beaten by this govt and are in jail

[@yogibro4642]

Ghantese .... Joke kaha maarte hai woh soch lia karo ...har koi tumhari baat maane jaruri nhi ...aur agar itna hi prblm hai toh same thought rakhne wale ko personally jaa kar sunaya karo ...warna humne dekh lia toh bhut kutenge

[@taurusied7447]

Jaise Charlie Hebdo case mein hua, waise na?

[@SafedKhargosh]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his burning home in Bangalore riots.

[@rachitsingh9214]

देवी जी.... राय तो अपनी आपने हर मुद्दे पे बहुत खूबसूरती से दे ही दी....,,!😜😜😜😜😜

[@omop5922]

Any adminstration which has threatened artists has seen a terrible end

[@omop5922]

@V Joshep I CANT STOP BUT LAUGH AT YOU

[@omop5922]

@V Joshep You are strong I know

[@omop5922]

@V Joshep 😂😂😂 Lol

[@omop5922]

@V Joshep hmm your grammar seems weak , maybe that's why u didn't get the video

[@omop5922]

@V Joshep just like u took this comedy video very seriously

[@FarhanAmin1994]

Maybe the chicken crossed the road cuz it was on its way to the recent farmers' **the rest of this comment has been censored** Oops!

[@krishsingh1408]

Her script is always fabulous and more that I love tha way she delivers the joke

[@qammarvish6608]

I love the bravery and boldness in your comedy ❤️

[@rohitnagpal751]

1:28 So, that's why you are not uploading new videos these days 🤔🤔

[@35_ashishdivate40]

I've seen lot of girls doing stand up but neeti you're on whole other level

[@KRKrishnanSinger]

Excellent. Enjoyed it. All the best

[@rohankamble4119]

oh I've missed this. love your set Neeti. again.

[@ankushansh5711]

Finally she remember her KZbin password

[@Harika12345]

First people thought "Why most of the comedians in India target only Hindu religion, but wouldnt even dare say any joke about other religions or even their own?" you see what happened in France? So the question arised why only Hindus allow Free speech or is it a propaganda against hinduism to defame it? Some fight back some keep quiet. Egyptian and Greek civilisation are gone( you can google to know why and because of whom) but only the Hindu civilisation exists despite going through so much, so feel proud of it. Expect mutual respect

[@shaktiyantra980]

@Burhanuddin Murtaza Praveen Bangalore riot Kamlesh tiwari Rinku Sharma Nikita tomar Susha.. singh Rajput Chandan Gupta And many more ..... And in future as well

[@taurusied7447]

Peaceful community.

[@abdulsamadshah4401]

What a set... Amazing 👌👌👌👌💯

[@ayushbhatnagar9428]

mudde ki baat and usme comedy, what a great combination Amazing!!

[@talking_verse]

Following herr work of comedy from last 2 years ..i never thought she is old n married .... she is sooo beautiful,clever and witty . Big fan❤

[@ArunBhattNeo]

Amazing.... Now i fear... I have turned into a vegetarian recently... Who knows... Gaurakshak will soon turn into murgi rakshak So chicken should not cross the road

[@raikirai1362]

I saw ur video around an year ago fr the first time...... I became huge fan of urs frm the very next moment 🤗🤗😍😍👍🏻👍🏻👏👏. Great going.... 👏👏😎

[@dishaa683]

One of my favs in the stand up scene.

[@rajeevthestyleicon]

And finally she is back❤️❤️

[@viannapillai6995]

The best set I've been to!! Lots of love to you Neeti!! ❤

[@qubadmalik1]

God bless you kiddo. May you stay blessed. You have such a positive energy about you.

[@jd_cavalier]

So many awesome punchlines.... Way to go!! :)

[@ayaanqureshi9926]

Idky the laughs weren't that good or maybe the audience was dead or something but your jokes were actually and so intellectually on point, great one 👌😂💯

[@ksameer]

Because show weren't filled fully as she said there

[@SK-nf9yk]

Covid 19 is the reason Duh?

[@imrankhanpathan1470]

Covid bro. Nothing is running at full capacity

[@rizf800]

this was an exceptionally well written script for a sattire .a subtle way of saying i m not into political comedy while simultaneously making jokes about it is what i liked the most .😍

[@minakshibastapure6117]

that's some good level intellectual comedy. keep it up, lady.

[@vishnupillai7514]

simple subtle and funny ! ❤️

[@chandali8013]

Superbbbbbbbb jokes 👌 meanwhile video of the day U're & urooj fatima my favorite comedian GBU forever & ever 👌 maza agaya honestly

[@priyanks91]

I both laughed and felt sad at the same time ! Great work Neeti

[@poornimaanugondanahalli]

Fantastic set 👏👏👏👏

[@ssharma397]

Loved loved loved it😍😍

[@vedant3827]

Cant believe she was chosen to be the judge of comicstaan.

[@siddhijoshi8759]

COmedian : Jokes On Right wing, India, BJP, Modi, Bhakt AudIEnce : HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA WOOOW YOU SO INTELLIGENT BHAKTTT ON FIREE WOWOWOWO COmedian: Jokes on other religion LIberals: _______ (fill the gap)

[@71espn]

I would obviously laugh. There is nothing more funny and ridiculous than religions.

[@siddhijoshi8759]

@@71espn for you maybe, not for all.

[@Ragor7777]

Truth has been spoken

[@chiragsrivaastava1906]

bhai ye itne innocent hote h ki inhe hindu pe joke krte time normal lgta h pr muslim ke time inki fat jati h h...kyuki pta h inhe agle din zinda nhi bachenge

[@akshaychoudhary271]

Brilliant stuff, top notch.

[@sauravdutta4294]

Dikh Raha hai...sbki fati padi hai...😂😂😂Acha hai....ye darr Acha laga

[@samar8307]

I wish you were so tolerant with "Haandaas" On holidays.

[@jayjoshi995]

Finally mam decided to upload. 🥳

[@samarthminocha5153]

A great set, launched for full video length, very well👍 Hope to have the next video earlier than an year😅😂😂

[@deepaalimalhotra500]

No abusive language... no aggression.... yet so much substance!!

[@sanjeevdeb2817]

Brilliant punch lines... Her finest content till date 🤣🤣

[@armanshaikh3171]

Love it, FIR means fir😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shutterkavi_0938]

Good job done brother 🙌🏻👏🏻

[@mrnuhuhnuh]

Really nice video, loved it

[@manilpatil6166]

She delivered punchline in such a way that one of the munnawar's joke on switching off geyser button where even current can't shock you

[@Tauhatja]

@Burhanuddin MurtazaBurhan aur Mashrafe ke bete ye sab Islamist leader aur countries me hi hota hai.

[@trigcat3107]

@Burhanuddin Murtaza Would've appreciated more if you'd correct YOUR community's intolerance. Maybe fix it, and get back later. Remember, Kamlesh tiwari? There are hundreds like him, who purposefully ignore. Start from your own community and then maybe think about Hindus, Jains, Xtians etc

[@raghwendrapratapsingh2443]

@Burhanuddin Murtaza if munnawar have added one last line after the jokes he did on Ram and Sita that all these jokes are equally applicable on Allah and muhhamaad sahab he probably wouldnt be alive to see those threats.

[@raghwendrapratapsingh2443]

@Art galti ek baar ho to galti bolte hain lekin agar baar baar ki jaaye to to usko aadat bolte hain aur ye kaun si glti hai jo baar baar hindu dharm k sath hi ho jati hai? itni selective galti kaise? no one wants to silence the comedians, we want to filter the abuses to religion in the guile of comedy.

[@raghwendrapratapsingh2443]

@Art you can find 1 video on youtube and he was going to do it again when he was arrested.

[@sohail6391]

Munawar bhai needs to see this😂❤️❤️

[@IT-js2kq]

Nice to know that there is fear if not responsibility

[@BrijMohan-zo8jc]

Punch line leads to sentence.......wow👍

[@skcricketacademy5330]

YOU ARE THE BEST NEETI 💗💗🥀❤️🖤

[@pallavnagar007]

She was equally amazing in the movie - Dangal

[@rajnikharge8304]

Yup agree

[@drprashanthc6976]

Nice one Neethi 👍🏿👍🏿😂😂 Thank you for the video 🙏🏿🙏🏿

[@vishnupriyasharma859]

Amazing stuff!!! Smart jokes, cut right through. LOVE YOUR CONTENT!!

[@dr.morphine4685]

The Chicken chanted “Jai Shree Ram” while crossing the road … 🤪

[@dr.morphine4685]

@V Joshep Zamana hi aisa hai! 😁

[@adityaharshtiwari3266]

Didi ...free speech is not applicable for mocking only one religion and their beliefs.. And without mocking god/goddes u can make people laugh didi... U want example- Zakhir Khan...Abhishek upmanyu ... Rajat Chauhan. Sandeep Sharma. Harsh Gujral.. These are your callogues .. show me one video in which they made fun of any religion ... Propoganda and comedy Mai fark Hoti hain..

[@suhani551]

Thank god he said jai shree ram. koch aur bola hota to bhai bomb faat jate.

[@suryansh0075]

@@suhani551 😂😂😂 ballah hu akbar

[@aashisavla9508]

I am not making this up, but whenever I hear the word " sarcasm" I remember you Neeti Palta❤️

[@Sanzitvilla]

Watching her video for the first time and m subscribing ❤️😀

[@manikmahajan1513]

Marvellous ❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@avdhutjoshi8941]

Neeti palta releasing a new video Me: "Miracle, miracle, miracle"

[@yogeshchoudhary9409]

👍 great success "expressing without creating (102 ) on clothes

[@adarshgaur]

Hare krishna Hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare, Hare Ram Hare Ram Ram Ram hare hare.

[@albertjohn2051]

Loved it 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@mayankrawal4330]

chicken was cute but didnt realise when it got spicy

[@kinnchuksinha223]

That munawar joke was awesome... ( 2 months jail vs eternal fame)🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍

[@sayantanukoley5301]

Too good Neeti ....

[@nikhilgadade2461]

OMG... Pinnacle of subtle humour ... Happy for having The Queen of layered jokes...

[@rajwaykar8421]

Pawan wagh academy intro😂😅

[@NARAYAN0512]

Insulting someone in the name of comedy can't be appreciated !! Make fun of funny topics not of someone's dignity !!

[@71espn]

There is nothing more funny and ridiculous than religion

[@eatlovepray2023]

@@71espn right but only one religion should never be criticized or mocked ..these woke people making fun of changing names but they don't know that the new names were original names which were changed in the name of one religion's assertiveness....she is making fun of good things govt is doing and also the critical things that govt is doing but she cant make fun of mullahs and their fatwas

[@prasadinamdar7023]

Brilliant set... Quite intellectual comedian ❤

[@parulsingh0904]

Intellectual humour 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

[@stutiarya]

I sooo wish it ended with “to go get it’s wings cut”

[@Salmaniack]

Right wing kaat do 😂

[@ankittnarangg6969]

Haha 😂😂😂 superb ..each and every punch line was very so subtle and cleverly delivered that it will never lead to sentence 😂😂

[@kunalshahaney1921]

Neeti, I’m a die hard fan of Indian Stand up comedy and you’re one of my favourites. I do feel that people in India seriously lack a sense of humour. I DO SUPPORT FREE SPEECH and I feel people really need to start taking comedy with a grain of salt. After all, comedians are only doing their job. You don’t go and lock a journalist up for saying things on national media, then how’s a comedian any different. Love ur work! Keep it up NP 😊😊

[@rocksolid8452]

there's a strong message hidden behind laughter...she's Good

[@ragineesharma6347]

look at her.....THIS IS CALLED REVERSE AGEING ❤️....

[@suhailpasha698]

big fan of u neeti keep it up

[@vikasmunjal4251]

Best stand up comedian 👍

[@imrozkhansajjadahemadkhan6883]

I SUPPORT FREE SPEECH Now can I get a free ticket of your show?😂

[@trigcat3107]

In 54 more countries ofcourse* I mean, why not.

[@haritoshmishra1574]

@@trigcat3107 Op😂

[@taurusied7447]

@@trigcat3107 😂😂

[@aishwaryaarak6602]

Best way to put your point! Genius. Love you!!!!

[@yogeshchoudhary9409]

I've been waiting for your Video for long

[@shivrao4734]

Lol great one , dammm good jokes,

[@GT-co4jk]

It's sad that only munawar got all the attention when there were 4other guys.

[@rakeshmishra8682]

That's where marketing and politics comes into picture.

[@taurusied7447]

They weren't minority bro.

[@faizanmir4893]

@@taurusied7447 😂

[@chetanthakur509]

Total rubbish and misleading punches by saying free speech are kabhi kisi aur religion ke liye yeh dhong kiya hai and second thing mirzapur webseries have an fir for showing mirzapur a violent place not for up police janta ko aap murkh samjhna band ker dijiye

[@farhanmohammad]

bina kuch kahe bahut kuch keh diya... Badhiya!

[@m2kshow]

At 8:09, "I am so scared nowadays, even if I go to KFC, I say, Bhaiya please no right wings." This was the best.

[@nandana6837]

She finally uploaded after 1year 🤯😍