Intro to Identifying Flowering Plants

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Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't

Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't

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The alter ego of Tony Santoro is back to teach you silly pricks how to identify flowers as well as what the basic elements of flower morphology are. Were it not for flowering plants - aka the Angiosperms - human life on Earth would not exist. Flowering plants appeared 125 million years ago, 300 million years after plants first appeared on land (homage to Cooksonia). Today they form the base of Earth's food chain, yet astonishingly, few people have any idea just what the shit they're looking at when they look at a flower.
Far from just being some corny-ass botanical, showboat and a subject for inspirational posters and soothing imagery, flowers are biomechanical wonders. What better way to go about the wonders of genetic recombination via exchanging haploid gametophytes than to convince insects, birds, reptiles, and even mammals to do your work of mixing gametes for you?
NOTE : this is going to be far less entertaining and enjoyable to some of you than many of the other videos on this channel. I did this solely to help break down some of the key ideas and terminology for non-botanists that want to dive a bit deeper into the world of plants. Understanding these concepts will give you an entirely new and exciting way of looking at the world.
If you have questions, email crimepaysbutbotanydoesnt@gmail.com
To throw a few bucks at the cause, venmo a few dollars to "societyishell".
Or send a couple bucks to PayPal address crimepaysbutbotanydoesnt@gmail.com
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But certainly don't feel obliged - just knowing there are people getting as stoked on this shit as I am is rewarding enough. The more people paying attention to plants, the better off we will all be.
#synapomorphies #evolution #angiosperms #botany

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@PinkBunnyCorporation
@PinkBunnyCorporation 4 жыл бұрын
I...I want posters that explain "generic ass" plant stuff.
@PinkertonDanPie
@PinkertonDanPie 4 жыл бұрын
Yes please
@kjbuchanan63
@kjbuchanan63 4 жыл бұрын
Oh hell yes!!
@benwinkel
@benwinkel 4 жыл бұрын
This shit should be taught at school's. Remember the posters that were on the wall at biology class?
@tephlon-wrap7185
@tephlon-wrap7185 4 жыл бұрын
I would absolutely buy an overpriced “generic-ass plant stuff” poster
@LunchBoxNM
@LunchBoxNM 4 жыл бұрын
Yes! This!
@Sondergarden
@Sondergarden 4 жыл бұрын
I like remembering that my prehensile primate hands were selected specifically for grabbing ripe angiosperm fruits. Fig-graspers gone wild
@DianaLDiehl
@DianaLDiehl 4 жыл бұрын
Nice primer! Looking at your illustrations and lettering, I'd be willing to buy your book. I think it would be a hit. I'd love to have a book with captions like "Generic-ass female flower." Sure, it may take you 10 years to write and publish, but if I'm around that long, I'm in for at least one copy. Put me on your pre-release list.
@LD-mu4eg
@LD-mu4eg 4 жыл бұрын
ditto
@k8eekatt
@k8eekatt 4 жыл бұрын
We could prepay 50% that is pretty standard for commissioning from an artist or other craft person. Don't worry! there is no risk of falling into a housing development lifestyle by taking preorders.
@stevenbryant3055
@stevenbryant3055 4 жыл бұрын
Id totally be down to preorder a “Generic-ass” botany book
@sofiac3774
@sofiac3774 4 жыл бұрын
same!
@hubertfarnsworth5891
@hubertfarnsworth5891 4 жыл бұрын
Ya please with your illistrations.
@dreypa2464
@dreypa2464 4 жыл бұрын
Throw them stickers up on your storefront , I'd love to buy some.
@shreddykrueger40
@shreddykrueger40 4 жыл бұрын
jaculators, bisexuals, hermaphrodites... this guy knows what we like
@aboz8649
@aboz8649 4 жыл бұрын
So fuckin niche but perfect
@haydenwardell122
@haydenwardell122 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else thinking how that generic-ass flower structure would go great on a sticker or clothing
@juliejay5436
@juliejay5436 4 жыл бұрын
Excellent idea.
@GingerPlease
@GingerPlease 4 жыл бұрын
I completely agree and I really want one lol
@danc3868
@danc3868 4 жыл бұрын
I'd chuck some more money his way for a t-shirt. Hoodie I've got's served me well, hiding my identity during the burglaries and stuff y'know?
@geyotepilkington2892
@geyotepilkington2892 4 жыл бұрын
Right, have one like on the top corner of your shirt like its a Polo or Ralph Lauren logo LMAO
@WanderingMiqo
@WanderingMiqo 4 жыл бұрын
@@danc3868 He's got a merch shop in the description of the video.
@joe1hundred
@joe1hundred 4 жыл бұрын
"let's have a look at some generic-ass flower structure" *takes notes furiously*
@ourladyofguadalupebotanica6732
@ourladyofguadalupebotanica6732 2 жыл бұрын
I have my note pads ready and writing when this guy talks. He has a lot to teach.
@jarel2539
@jarel2539 4 жыл бұрын
i really needed this, im 20 and just getting into botany
@wermzer1312
@wermzer1312 4 жыл бұрын
i really needed this, im 40 and just getting into botany
@faucetrememberly2399
@faucetrememberly2399 4 жыл бұрын
I really needed this, im 2 and just getting into botany
@riddim7774
@riddim7774 4 жыл бұрын
Same, am 33 and I struggle with misanthropy too. I mean, I try my best to like people but... 😜
@jakephillips6869
@jakephillips6869 4 жыл бұрын
Just turned 38 and am just getting into it too. I've been doing natives for about 5 years but quickly realized I know nothing and am happy to learn!
@fusion9619
@fusion9619 4 жыл бұрын
I'm 34, wasted a decade trying to be an economist. I fucking hate it. I recently discovered permaculture, which led me into botany. I need to pursue this.
@mkingamess7029
@mkingamess7029 4 жыл бұрын
housewives on prozac, represent
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt 4 жыл бұрын
🙏
@aboz8649
@aboz8649 4 жыл бұрын
Teenager on adderall, represent
@hskg
@hskg 4 жыл бұрын
Stoned 20 year old's represent
@alexarciniega
@alexarciniega 3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA I felt personally called out here.
@horizonzeromom
@horizonzeromom 3 жыл бұрын
Legally stoned 45 year old housewives on Adderall with a 13-year-old teenager represent ;)
@esotericman8806
@esotericman8806 4 жыл бұрын
The man is amazing considering most of this is self-taught. I've known dozens of plant biologists that do not have this depth on the same topics.
@mark1952able
@mark1952able Жыл бұрын
Tony is a great example of learning about a subject matter on his own......Kudos to him
@HBrown-cc6wv
@HBrown-cc6wv 4 жыл бұрын
We would love a video of how to grow and plant some things! Your illegal planting video is the best. Need more of those. Show us the garden dude!!
@missanna208802
@missanna208802 4 жыл бұрын
Horticulture is a whole other thing. I'd highly recommend reading orthos all about orchids. Once I read that, I could grow anything because it teaches you about what you can and cannot grow in your area. However-because it doesnt deal with terrestrial plants, you also need to learn about soil types and pH and and water quality in your area so you can figure out what will and won't grow in your area. So if you dont live in the Pacific northwest, don't get a gardening book written in england. Try to learn from locals that know about the specific challenges of growing things in your area. I dont know if master gardener programs are going to be offered online, but if you want to learn to grow, that's a good place to start. Also look up how to harden things off if you want to just start playing around with growing things
@HBrown-cc6wv
@HBrown-cc6wv 4 жыл бұрын
@@missanna208802 Crime Pays has got me interested in growing native plants that thrive where I am. I live in zone 6 in the southern part of the rocky mountain zone. I just need to know where to start. Your answer has helped me out.
@k8eekatt
@k8eekatt 4 жыл бұрын
@@MaxG-jk8ty yes, and from a 32 years in point of view if you compost significantly get ready for mice and rats to love the pile. Even in a container they recognize their comfy place.
@autodidactic
@autodidactic 4 жыл бұрын
My pandemic's been full of Duolingo Spanish and learning about botany!
@jarel2539
@jarel2539 4 жыл бұрын
same, finished spanish and started Swahili
@bloodSCARSandMCR
@bloodSCARSandMCR 4 жыл бұрын
Saaaaaameee
@acceptingseeking
@acceptingseeking 4 жыл бұрын
Qué tal amigos
@DinoChecksOut
@DinoChecksOut 4 жыл бұрын
weird me too. just cleared 1000 day streak on there recently. finally got somethin to stick in the ol noggin lol
@milkvolume1711
@milkvolume1711 4 жыл бұрын
gutentag
@johnrangel2226
@johnrangel2226 4 жыл бұрын
Most intimidating Prof I ever heard lecture. Was afraid to get out of my chair and take a piss until he was done.
@PinkertonDanPie
@PinkertonDanPie 4 жыл бұрын
An "adult" coloring book about botany illustrated in your style would be there best. I would buy it immediately
@Fool_of_a_Toque
@Fool_of_a_Toque 4 жыл бұрын
YESSS!!
@fcoq5628
@fcoq5628 4 жыл бұрын
somebody else on line had a way to remember pistol female “She was a pistol packin; mama” Stamens male. They Stay Men. Might be too cute for you but it does help
@smartersean
@smartersean 4 жыл бұрын
I always used the mnemonic Crystal Pistil A young woman in high school hated that...
@stonestreaker
@stonestreaker 4 жыл бұрын
I knew playing Fallout 4 would have an academic use.
@wermzer1312
@wermzer1312 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks buddy! I watched this video a week ago, & pistol packin mama & stamens Stay men is the one thing that easily stuck with me.
@justanothergrunt9053
@justanothergrunt9053 4 жыл бұрын
“Watching a little bit too much Netflix -eh?” Me: ... no
@aboz8649
@aboz8649 4 жыл бұрын
Me trying to not watch tiger king bc I know I’ll binge the fuck out of it
@postoak2755
@postoak2755 4 жыл бұрын
Got my unauthorized forester t-shirt today. Thank you. I'm going to wear it at the first annual Don't Bring Me Down vine removal event planned for next year's January thaw.
@danc3868
@danc3868 4 жыл бұрын
It's a legitimately great design.
@jonsey3645
@jonsey3645 2 жыл бұрын
Man, I think that you are doing an important thing. ADHD (you have alluded to your's often) educators are probably disrespected in mainstream academia and certainly not effective on all students but some of us learn differently and for my brain, your style is incredibly effective. The way that you repeat important points in different ways with disparate examples is one of the best techniques that I have encountered. Your method makes not one blase`, lukewarm synoptic path but often several varied neural retrieval mechanisms. LEARNING and cheek pouching cute mnemonic tricks for the fortnightly regurgitation on a test to navigate some smarmy instructors uninspired didactic bumblefuckery are not even the same thing. You TEACH. If more people in the business could and would employ more of your style that makes learning fun we might begin producing more kids who know how to learn. The public school system in America suffocates more potential than it stimulates. Formal education in this country is more indoctrination than preperation for understanding the subjects at hand. Thank you for taking your time to teach people, you are very good at it.
@evilsharkey8954
@evilsharkey8954 4 жыл бұрын
There’s no way I could fall asleep. I think I got a caffeine buzz just watching! That’s a lot of plant science and some evolutionary bio and genetics in a short time!
@reptidan
@reptidan 4 жыл бұрын
“Happy pandemic” dude I died..
@fionafiona1146
@fionafiona1146 4 жыл бұрын
I am still happy except with local government wanting to open public pools.
@allonesame6467
@allonesame6467 4 жыл бұрын
Me: Day #32 of physical distancing. I feel like I have my life back! Gardening, composting, weeding, observing, musing, reading, planting seeds, watching the rain, feeding the red wriggled, you know, enjoying nature. The way it was meant to be.
@WhiffleWaffles
@WhiffleWaffles 4 жыл бұрын
I need to learn to do this.
@panasclepias2937
@panasclepias2937 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing quite gets me excited like botanists who will not only explore current plant diversity, but will try and tie in the fantastic diversity from previous epochs in all their strangeness! This was awesome to watch, once again. You should consider doing a video just on super primitive plants, ferns, lycophytes, and extinct forms. Maybe some fossils if you have any to show.
@gamemeister27
@gamemeister27 4 жыл бұрын
I'm working from home. I've been pretty lucky, work is mostly unaffected by the pandemic. You've got me eyeing up swampy areas nearby to look for plants that thrive in nitrogen poor areas. I'm also growing some potted plants. I chucked a couple old potatoes in a planter I got, and got a couple cacti. I also got my folks looking at some native ground cover plants to maybe replace part of the god forsaken lawn.
@evilsharkey8954
@evilsharkey8954 4 жыл бұрын
Brian CP, you can find some neat stuff around there! If you’re in a wetter area, you might find bladderwort, an underwater carnivorous plant with a yellow flower that pokes up out of the water.
@evanc1749
@evanc1749 4 жыл бұрын
I literally walked around my building today at work looking for plants to ID. This guy is a great teacher.
@katiekane5247
@katiekane5247 4 жыл бұрын
Bless you brother, any lawn you can replace is a win for the planet.
@FayeVert
@FayeVert 4 жыл бұрын
@@evanc1749 I've been doing that too - I guess next I'll need to start an iNaturalist account...
@fuxan
@fuxan 3 жыл бұрын
Yes do it! The lawn industry is a disease!
@ZOMGitsKENNY
@ZOMGitsKENNY 4 жыл бұрын
Hey brother, I put your "Stop Humanity" sticker on my bumper. Appreciate you.
@WanderingMiqo
@WanderingMiqo 4 жыл бұрын
Where did you get the sticker? I'd like to get some.
@123jeffries123
@123jeffries123 4 жыл бұрын
I started taking pictures of plants and searching them in this massive book i got for plants that grow here in Switzerland and writing it down thanks to you you sparked a little fire inside of me , i used to take my dog out and just walk and be like dead inside looking at the ground but since you got me into the whole plant identifying and to know what the shit is going on i got so much more curious into looking at the seemingly boring plants that pop up . Anyways im still a kook learning a lot by watching your videos and looking at the illegally downloaded botany in a day book you recommended.
@daritykharkongor6544
@daritykharkongor6544 2 жыл бұрын
I'm 2 years later but did you get it ?
@jakeisjake112
@jakeisjake112 4 жыл бұрын
Hey dude I'm still working in a grocery store and dying for the man.you put this vid up at the fight time tho. Love your dogs too.
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt 4 жыл бұрын
Please be careful, where a mask and gloves and wash your clothes when you get home from work each day. I'm sure I don't need to tell you that but the neurotic schmuck in me can't help myself.
@bhetzlein
@bhetzlein 4 жыл бұрын
Been looking forward to this and really appreciated the previous book recommendation video. Botany In A Day has served me well to get started with just identification. It's been pretty easy to identify the family of several wildflowers in my area thanks to it, which alone helps narrow the search for a genus or exact species. Having iNat in my pocket hasn't hurt either. Since I finished "Planet of Viruses" (really enjoyed that one) I've gone back to reading Plant Systematics. It's a struggle, having been a slacker in high school, but thanks to the internet age I can at least learn what I should've already known whenever I get stuck. Gonna bite the bullet on a hard-copy of the third edition soon. E-readers are great but sometimes I need pages to physically turn and label.
@k8eekatt
@k8eekatt 4 жыл бұрын
You may want to check for a used copy at Powell's books online.
@zombierobosatan5591
@zombierobosatan5591 4 жыл бұрын
This coincides with my botany class so well
@narkolator
@narkolator 3 жыл бұрын
In Earth Science class, our teacher taught us the phrase “pistol-packin’ mama” to remember that the pistil is the female part of a plant. And it looks like it worked, because it’s like 25 years later and I still remember that.
@sidavery6571
@sidavery6571 4 жыл бұрын
hell yeah man thanks for the tips buddy. hope you're stayin safe out there. much love from norcal
@idoqpobi
@idoqpobi 4 жыл бұрын
Been refreshing my plant knowledge after being outta school, and what a better way to do it with Tony.
@paytonlott5183
@paytonlott5183 3 жыл бұрын
every time I watch I get really comfortable with all the slang and then out of no where we hear a word like BEHOOVE
@dfrost6573
@dfrost6573 4 жыл бұрын
I’m so excited! My copy of Botany in a Day should be delivered soon!
@Brandon-rt5wl
@Brandon-rt5wl 4 жыл бұрын
I've really been enjoying your videos as of late. I'm a 17 year old guy, and ur definitely right about the stereotypes. Never thought I'd get into flowers, always thought they were kinda gay. But for me it's exploding into a huge interest. Keep up the great work! 👍
@thekingoffailure9967
@thekingoffailure9967 2 жыл бұрын
Not only are gay flowers pretty cool, most gay people arent as bad as you think. Anyone can be a sickening jackass, whether they suck dick or not. Try to discriminate between flowers, not against folks just lookin to get their prostate tickled. Or be an asshole yourself. I dont care, I hope I never see your face.
@kylefishmoore
@kylefishmoore Жыл бұрын
Flowers are bad ass. Fu..ck anyone that thinks differently!
@jennaheiser625
@jennaheiser625 Жыл бұрын
I regret not taking a botany class SO MUCH when I was in school for biochemistry. I’ve developed such a love for it since I started doing plant epigenetic research and growing my summer vegetable garden. Please know that everything about your videos brings me such joy!
@craighoover1495
@craighoover1495 4 жыл бұрын
I have been looking at all kinds of flowers and plants that are right outside my apartment door, taking pictures of them and putting them up on iNat to see what they are. Then I try to find out everything I can about them as far as where they are from and what they might be doing where I found them THANKS TO YOU!
@sarahcrumrine1644
@sarahcrumrine1644 4 жыл бұрын
Please do more videos like this! I found this really helpful for a class I am taking right now; I didn't understand why we were focusing on flowers rather than leaves for identification until you explained that the synapomorphies of flowers provide so much information on common ancestor and family.
@calebcologna8681
@calebcologna8681 4 жыл бұрын
Its funny you mention the first flowers were likely aquatic and unimpressive, cause I keep aquariums full of aquatic plants and they usually make plain Jane little white flowers, but they’re so lovely and they really chill me out. Trying to find field guides for aquatic plants down here in the southeast to have more fun in the rivers I grew up in. Edit: I feel like I need to watch this at 3/4 speed several times over. Christ, dyslexia is a bastard
@truvelocity
@truvelocity 4 жыл бұрын
You’re the best teacher. I swear. I pay attention and that’s saying a lot.
@TITAN0402
@TITAN0402 4 жыл бұрын
It’s great that you’re honest about what u haven’t learnt yet makes me feel better for some reason lol. I know the pressure sometimes but then I just relax and flow and love life again as always.
@jwilli726
@jwilli726 4 жыл бұрын
Please keep going with the foundation vids. I just learned this stuff 6 months ago and already forgot most of it, so its very helpful.
@Fool_of_a_Toque
@Fool_of_a_Toque 4 жыл бұрын
You're maybe one of a handful of teachers that's successfully kept my add brain focused for 30+ minutes, damn. Thanks for the primer! I've picked up Botany in a Day and been loving that rascal so far 😄
@MrMalthusMusic
@MrMalthusMusic 4 жыл бұрын
I really appreciated this video :) You are a natural teacher because your enthusiasm is so evident in everything you say when you talk about botany.
@sushipsychose
@sushipsychose Жыл бұрын
I DID NOT expect how much of an eye opener this was in some ways, thank you.
@westxranchin
@westxranchin 2 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU ! I needed this I'm a 34 yr old who works in range and wildlife management. I have a true love for the many ecoregions of Texas. This really helps me rejuvenate my excitement. It starts to feel more like business than a passion sometimes.
@gregbell2117
@gregbell2117 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like I've come to your house for some mentoring on super-cool botany sh*t, but I can't look you in the eye and just keep scanning the books and knick-knacks on your desk.
@serrakilduff6580
@serrakilduff6580 4 жыл бұрын
Ha me too. The first thing you do at someone's house is check out their books and stuff on the walls...
@djngar
@djngar 4 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah!! I took Dr. Michael G Simpson's plant taxonomy class at SDSU and it was unequivocally the most impactful course I've ever taken. Nearly failed it at first before things eventually clicked, but it totally and completely changed my life. Now I pull off the sides of roads to get on my belly to admire a plant, do ethnobotanical teas and frequently forage for the dinner salad 🤙 keep up the great material! Side note, any stickers left?
@christophermclaughlin8899
@christophermclaughlin8899 4 жыл бұрын
There are some free (and fully legal) online textbook sources like Open Textbook Library, open.unm.edu ,which doesn’t have any botany books but has biology, microbiology, anatomy, cell biology, mathematics and stuff like that. Project Gutenberg if you’re into old stuff, of course. Maybe somebody can suggest other sites. There’s no lack of free reading material out there, even with libraries being locked. Or maybe CPBBD can start a new audiobook channel, read us some bedtime stories...”they all lived happily ever after and what the shit.”
@brandond.6636
@brandond.6636 4 жыл бұрын
Awesome thanks a ton *edit i wanna order more stickers soon Took the kids fishing today. Using inat and rockd. It does make the world a lot more exciting.
@juliejay5436
@juliejay5436 4 жыл бұрын
Dude, you are very talented. You have got gorgeous drawings on the wall. You could definitely use some of those for merchandise. Be well.
@Grimpy970
@Grimpy970 4 жыл бұрын
PLEASE do more of these. I loved this video. Your usual format is awesome too, but this. Whew. This is amazing.
@TheSuperCommentGuy
@TheSuperCommentGuy 3 жыл бұрын
This video blew my mind. I've been interested in taxonomy for a while but felt recognizing plants based on families was too difficult to wrap my head around. But after watching this, I went to my backyard and looked at the strawberries and blackberries we've got, and I noticed the flowers have very similar corollas and calyxes. I look it up, and it turns out both are Rosaceae. Then I remembered that we usually get Potentilla indica (aka Indian strawberry) growing wild in our yard, and that it has similar flowers. I look it up and sure enough, also Rosaceae. Mind blown. This is incredible! I'm getting the Botany in a Day book from my local library, can't wait to get it in my hands!
@religionishipocrisy
@religionishipocrisy 4 жыл бұрын
Our hero went from talking about cows eating angiosperms to saying, "it would behoove you.." That kind of effortless talent pisses me off. You make the rest of us look like a bunch of mouth-breathing, ORV-riding, ignoramuses. Oh, and thank you for the excellent intro to identifying flowering plants. top-shelf content.
@danielirvin4420
@danielirvin4420 4 жыл бұрын
Enjoying the Darwin references. One of the few productive things I've been doing during the lockdown is reading The Origin of Species again.
@sallylauper8222
@sallylauper8222 2 жыл бұрын
Voyage of the Beagle is also very interesting and inspiring.
@sarahzawatsky8488
@sarahzawatsky8488 4 жыл бұрын
I appreciate you and your work more than I have the words to describe. Thanks for everything.
@mark1952able
@mark1952able Жыл бұрын
The Guy is an inspiration to all those who wish to find there passion!
@classicalroach
@classicalroach 4 жыл бұрын
You're awesome! I love your illustrative style.
@contractwork9437
@contractwork9437 4 жыл бұрын
I like that Vaughn Bode style lettering. Great vid as always. I’m constantly looking at the undersides of flowers when I go hiking now.
@naturewithgabe
@naturewithgabe 4 жыл бұрын
I needed this - I’m really trying to learn my plants and diving into the flowers should be a great way to start learning more. Thank you.
@benwinkel
@benwinkel 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you Joey for educating us!
@Shinygemblue
@Shinygemblue 4 жыл бұрын
I learned more in 33 minutes than I did in a year of science class lmfaooo
@normanbell7883
@normanbell7883 Жыл бұрын
from Diana Shallard $:0$ by accident and funny 4:04 'it would be hoove you" priceless. Around my garden there currently is a lot of machine noise.. if it was not there i would have no alternative but to go into my garden that way (sweet violets and briar only taking my so far ... for so long and i'm away for a smoke). Today i will not rush to noise that disturbs me intrinsically. I will watch you and be thoroughly delighted with a stimuli more appealing, in attention to your presentation. Happily glued.. feeling very far behind.. and it is June and many intoxicating roses are blooming right now... they drift too mine ... my smile is wide.. a real joy. Winter here will leave me plenty of winter and hunkered down. Short days to come and today they are wonderfully long. On my say sure to revisit again and again.
@dallasbrown4398
@dallasbrown4398 2 жыл бұрын
I watch a lot of your videos to help me out with knowledge and studying my apprenticeship, easiest possible way for me to learn through the way you explain things. Love the videos, Tony
@gerardmagnan1929
@gerardmagnan1929 4 жыл бұрын
doing great tony! catching up on my online botany courses for a cert and working in my native plant gardens here in Michigan while I am not working. thanks for keeping the videos going!! I always look forward to them!
@Petlover0607
@Petlover0607 4 жыл бұрын
This takes me back to my intro plant biology course. Good times. This was a good refresh on the content :)
@treering8228
@treering8228 4 жыл бұрын
This was fun! Thank you much for never wasting my time and always putting a smile on my face. You’re a gem
@ealaibracket1
@ealaibracket1 4 жыл бұрын
Tell me we are looking at the first part of your field guide. Please! I would back this on kickstarter so fast.
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt 4 жыл бұрын
What's kickstand
@ealaibracket1
@ealaibracket1 4 жыл бұрын
@@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt Kickstarter. I can't type.
@petercollin5670
@petercollin5670 4 жыл бұрын
Just so you know, not just hippies eat ferns. In Maine, fiddlehead ferns grow along trout streams. So trout and fiddleheads are the possum and sweet potatoes of Maine.
@thedudegrowsfood284
@thedudegrowsfood284 4 жыл бұрын
trout, fiddleheads, and morels: the lunch that means spring, here.
@ruthturner3425
@ruthturner3425 4 жыл бұрын
I LOVE this video!! Getting these books, thanks for taking the time do make this!
@dizznuts4173
@dizznuts4173 2 жыл бұрын
Time for a field trip 😜, safety meeting first 😊
@marktaylor4458
@marktaylor4458 4 жыл бұрын
I like the enthusiasm you have for learning about plants.
@DanielleVyas
@DanielleVyas 3 жыл бұрын
I use your soothing voice to fall asleep and get a dose of nature. Appreciate your sharing your knowledge.
@jaywalk9364
@jaywalk9364 4 жыл бұрын
So educational and yet so aesthetic. As always 💚
@nacidoviernes13
@nacidoviernes13 4 жыл бұрын
King Phillip Came Over From Good Spain = Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species
@ForageGardener
@ForageGardener 3 жыл бұрын
Your elaboration of the anatomy of a flower was extremely enlightening thank you! :)
@TheDancingHyena
@TheDancingHyena 4 жыл бұрын
Did you draw that picture of the bird on your wall? The one from your sticker?
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@TheDancingHyena
@TheDancingHyena 4 жыл бұрын
@@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
@grantrennie
@grantrennie 4 жыл бұрын
@@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt I was wondering about the blue and purple venus flytrap plants, are they GM tampered with or just newly found? I seen lots of places selling seeds online, don't look right to me but they're there..
@jewiesnew3786
@jewiesnew3786 4 жыл бұрын
@@grantrennie probably photoshopped.
@christophermclaughlin8899
@christophermclaughlin8899 4 жыл бұрын
Grant Rennie there are a shit ton of Venus flytrap cultivars. You can see a sample list of some of them on Wikipedia. You could also check out the website for California Carnivores. The guy who runs it was interviewed on the In Defense of Plants podcast, which is well worth a listen. And Crime Pays also did a video at the nursery called : Banger Intro to Carnivory in Plants. This may not answer you directly but it gives you an idea on just how much crazy beautiful shit is out there.
@LindaB651
@LindaB651 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks Tony- my last botany lesson was in '75- nice to get a refresher. Stay safe and (reasonably) sane!
@Sunflowrrunner
@Sunflowrrunner 4 жыл бұрын
Where were these videos when I was in the botany unit of bio 111?
@jenio1620
@jenio1620 3 жыл бұрын
Please continue doing these. You could totally compile a power point with your illustrations and fonts with you explaining the info you got going. Great job!! And thank you.
@SuperDaveP270
@SuperDaveP270 4 жыл бұрын
I only just started watching you a couple weeks ago but I have been binging on your videos trying to catch up. I am mostly into fauna, especially fish and birds, but man you are making me realize I am in a desperate need to step up my game (and upgrade my library). Thanks man
@poop-ex1qf
@poop-ex1qf 4 жыл бұрын
looove your channel bro! you got me into botany so much and i get wait to learn a lot more!!! keep up the great work! buying some of your merch soon!
@mrthejackpot
@mrthejackpot 4 жыл бұрын
I love your channel Tony keep up the great content my guy. I'd love to see some more guerrilla gardening videos :)
@PENGAmurungu
@PENGAmurungu 3 жыл бұрын
I find your videos super entertaining but this one was also really helpful for summarising what I'm currently studying in an accessible way
@TabbyK76
@TabbyK76 3 жыл бұрын
I work in a women's treatment center so the pandemic didn't really affect me, my job wasn't one that shut down. I love your videos, my parents were survivalist hippies so I can identify a lot of what's edible in my area, but you are all about the science and I love it. There's a weird plant here that's recently been taking over a wooded area. I can't wait for it to bloom so I can check it out.
@kjbuchanan63
@kjbuchanan63 4 жыл бұрын
I’m basically bingeing on Netflix and Amazon Prime and KZbin...and you are definitely on our YT list of favorites!
@mattylad388
@mattylad388 2 жыл бұрын
Sending the love from the UK.....Great vids.
@yanniesays
@yanniesays Жыл бұрын
When I was in undergrad, Michael Simpson's Plant Systematics is a bible at my university here in the Philippines, and I imagine it still is until today. :)
@nicknomski8399
@nicknomski8399 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for helping prevent serious mental atrophy
@dodecaheathenblue8132
@dodecaheathenblue8132 2 жыл бұрын
Man ~ I love this channel...it is becoming one of my favorites! Thank you so much ...Flowers are fascigoddamnednating !!!
@furyofsaighton9095
@furyofsaighton9095 4 жыл бұрын
Another awesome and informative video. 👍
@naturenae
@naturenae 4 жыл бұрын
I'm 63 years old and find you very entertaining! Not to mention, educational😉 Thanks
@alexanderkonczal3908
@alexanderkonczal3908 4 жыл бұрын
Please, more of this!
@Rachel-vz7yg
@Rachel-vz7yg 4 жыл бұрын
These diagrams are really clear and well-drawn! Not to mention I love your lettering.
@bascia3125
@bascia3125 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you I love going out and looking at the wild flowers, now I a little bit about it, very interesting, but alot to learn. BTW love the hand on your desk, my trademark! Haha
@jasonmucci2178
@jasonmucci2178 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks. Appreciate your work
@pianochannel100
@pianochannel100 4 жыл бұрын
Hello Mr. Chicaaaago man. I enjoy your videos quite a bit. In answer to your question, I am writing tons of music with my time.
@skyecairo6997
@skyecairo6997 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you greatly for this knowledge
@arnorrian1
@arnorrian1 4 жыл бұрын
Always best to get into the meaning of Greek and Latin terminology, it's easier to remember. Zygo-morph mans pair-shaped, actino-morph means ray-shaped. Di-oecious means two-housed. Stamen is a thread, pistillum is a pestle. Stigma is a brand for marking, stilus is a spike. Anthos is a flower. Petalos is broad or flat, sepal is coined from "separate”+"petal". Corolla is a little garland/crown, calyx means cover.
@JohnDoe-sx8pe
@JohnDoe-sx8pe 3 жыл бұрын
Right on! This is a gem thanks for taking the time to do this one!
@numbgirlcrybby
@numbgirlcrybby 4 жыл бұрын
I genuinely enjoyed this set up so much, please continue with this I think you did so well! (Also say hello to your lovely dog for me
@user-ol2mr4bx7c
@user-ol2mr4bx7c 2 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate you doing these videos
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