Intrusive Thoughts |

[@rantsandfaves]

Patrick Cloud is one of the funniest out because Jesus walking on water to run the fade had my wheezing!!! The book of Jamal?? A whole comedy genius

[@reinaldopessoa2603]

Pat is proof that comedy can better with practice.

[@Loveselfloveall1]

lol fade in the water

[@KidCudi72]

@@reinaldopessoa2603wym like he used to be unfunny?

[@naejessica14]

​@@KidCudi72I think he meant bc he's not an actual comedian surrounded by actual comedians, I guess his jokes didn't always hit. 🤷🏾‍♀️🥰

[@naejessica14]

I love when he tells his jokes, with great taste, this, squadd cast, he be having me rolling! 🤣🥰

[@thegirlsclub24]

"I had a cameo in Corinthians" 💀💀 i say it all the time Patrick's mind never ceases to amaze me

[@joshuasmith4979]

Big Kev ain’t sneaking around having an AFFAIR, he’s having an ECLAIRE!

[@ronibigbangnicole]

The whole Bible segment is wild hilarious business 😂😅 Y'all are literally the funniest group of people alive 🤭💀😭😂

[@tinishaturner966]

The cracking on Kev about his food options and delivery is hilarious..... the icing on the cake, he's eating during the roasting.😂😂😂

[@MzSweetzTalk]

😂😂😂

[@naejessica14]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@manmythlegend305]

That whole Jesus convo could be Patrick's first set if he did stand up

[@MsAngelaCrystal]

Pat is one of my absolute favorite people 😂😂😂

[@camileahnrox47]

Impulsive thoughts are what most people think intrusive thoughts are. Lulu wanting to rob a bank is an impulsive thought bc she lowkey wanted to. But kev holding a baby and thinking about dropping it is an intrusive thought!

[@warrenwashington609]

Both are fuckin wild! 😂😂😂😂

[@SilverSkywalker]

This will always be the best line up of guests!! From jump, I knew this episode was gonna be hilarious!!

[@thekindredhour]

Absolutely

[@fallynbell2976]

Immediately I thought the same thing! My fave lineup.

[@Glitter.Is.Meta87]

Pat!!! Said I’ll knock that sh** out yo hand .. when it comes to intrusive thoughts about a baby 😂

[@sumthin008]

PAT! This is the most and the hardest I've laughed at anything a la KOSS in a long time! I'm s church girl too so it's even more hilarious. But Pat's level of wit, timing relevancy, and everything is impeccable.

[@MsJoyo123]

❤ agree.😂

[@michellestewart1278]

Kev PLEASE do an animated Bible comedy series!!

[@BrianJones-dq5rh]

Jesus & Jamal’s Excellent Adventure is ridiculous 😩🤣

[@FortunateKidd]

Tahir with that “hungry hungry boy boy” shows that these folks are actual friends cause that’s Kev’s go to line

[@tdavis2226]

I’m ready to laugh. Jesus and Jamal is hilarious 😂😂😂

[@MrKingfraser]

Intrusive thoughts exist to keep you sane. It’s completely normal to think the worst for a split second and not go through with it. The following thought is usually “why did I think that?” Or “id never do that”….”nigga I know I’m not crazy”. The only people I know to follow through came from Florida.

[@MrKingfraser]

And New York

[@danimoorehead]

@@MrKingfraserthat’s good to hear because my intrusive thoughts make me feel absolutely insane sometimes. also the reason people in florida seems so crazy is because florida has a law that allows most information to be shared with the public, including arrest records, and it can be shared everywhere. other states don’t allow that kinda stuff to be spread so florida looks crazier.

[@warrenwashington609]

Florida and New York taking strays! 😂

[@brightmcknight2437]

Dawg, Jesus and Jamal?!!!! 😂😂😂

[@seanhades2514]

I love when yall just be riffing. It’s pure gold every time. Inspires the writer in me.

[@Tubenoob86]

Omg 😂😂😂I literally can not stop laughing. Patrick Cloud is pure comedy genius. It just comes to him it’s so easy.

[@KeilaniFilms]

I'm at my desk cracking up this is one of the funniest ones 🤣

[@KeeMcGhee]

The timing of this is perfect.

[@thuglifejesus2673]

Pat is HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂 the book of Jamal.

[@jennyschatocastle6123]

I swear it’s a good time when these four get together on the podcast. Been laughing all day at work from this😭😩😂😂

[@letashaluxuries5661]

Best group EVER….creatively funny😂😂

[@nycnb]

Starting my morning like this 😂😂😂 intrusive thought are really sick. Like what am I thinking this?!

[@raculpeper]

Thought i could listen to this during our morning meeting…that Chicken Nugget McChicken sandwich outed me 😂

[@NeeNee_B.]

I was today years old when I found out about intrusive thoughts. Who would've thought I'd be eased of 25+ years of anxiety from watching KevOnStage??? I'm joking but also actually not 😂❤

[@greg1685]

The Jesus riffin was all-time hilarious. Had to rewind bout 12 times in a row.

[@ny2768]

Jesus & Jamaal???!!! 😂😂😂 I want it!

[@SIMONE_F]

"So I ain't in the Bible at all??" That was so funny omg 😂😂

[@37theEnigma]

That R.L. Stine shirt Pat is rockin... 👌 Goosebumps was one of my favorite book series for a long time

[@hulksmashjr13]

“IMDBible credits” 🤣🤣🤣

[@PortraitofAsha]

'my dad watchin' bro, chill out' 😂

[@shannonc7896]

I can barely afford one meal thru those delivery services, let alone two! Too expensive! I'm too frugal for that lol

[@ndagger8]

Jesus, According to Jamal??? Pat as Jesus??? Miracle warm-ups??? Wow! Hilarious

[@tujessie1258]

You saw Pat portraying Jesus as he spoke it too?

[@ndagger8]

I seen White Jesus vs. Pat lik Dance Battle 😆

[@LdyGrvvy]

GGGGAAAANNGGG GGGGAAANNNGGG!!! The CREW IS ON DECK TODAY

[@ezfrmdatropp143]

A chicken nugget mcchicken sandwich is hilarious

[@mrs.robbiek2772]

I legitimately thought Kev wasn't gone make it after "cameo in Corinthians" 😂😂😂😂

[@naturalscratcher9498]

9:45 …I remember the video that he made saying that no one told him about this why didn’t anyone tell him about crocs and immediately I went to the comments and said Pat tried to tell you a long time ago and you guys laughed at him🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣So when he said why didn’t anyone tell me about it and remember I told you about them I was like hell no Kev hell no🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰

[@peachmilkshake_]

"YOU WAS BORN IN A MANGER 🥷" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@musiqnlove]

Part 2 of them roasting Jesus🤣🤣🤣. Y’all wild

[@bubbugum]

The Crucifixion with Cp, Pat, and Dion will forever be the funniest jesus roast. This shit is hilarious too though

[@Wrappedinhisglory]

This was the most hilarious episode with them in a long time.... Jesus and Jamal, the teenage years. The Bible sure did cut out his pre/teen years😂😂😂

[@xXlyricaljewelXx]

I just came across this podcast yesterday and have been binge watching. I have been laughing so hard my throat hurts! This is the only crew that needs to be together. Throw Tony in every once in a while, but these four are everything I need. I have never laughed so hard and I feel like I'm just chillin with my friends. I am HOLLERING!!

[@FATMAN1988]

Mondays be the best when new podcast drop. Always right on time ⏲️ 👌 💯 😊

[@PersonalPraise]

Ok…..No one else loved “12 Gauge Brisket”!!! Patrick Cloud is a National Treasure!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thechoosychosen]

Ahhh…I was hoodwinked. Thought this was a mini therapy session…I needed the laughs tho.

[@ahmadmuhammad7135]

37 minutes of straight laughter is wild. They had a joke land every 15 seconds

[@MrJtYates]

4:59 Tahir got me dying at the "just one more bite" bit😂😂

[@MsTeo91]

Nah this has too be one of the funniest episodes, Book of Jamal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@moneypro85]

Y'all discussed nothing on the internet 😂😂😂😂

[@naturalscratcher9498]

Nothing…🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That’s why at the end when Kev was saying to send an old Internet stories….. he said not with this group but we’ll do the stories with other comedians 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@davefierro6672]

That’s the best part. I love when they get together

[@JayEmersontheman]

TECHINCALLY they talked about patreon and ads and how it affects live streams etc lol but they got lost with their jokes and it spiraled out of control haha

[@TarotNHeal]

I think we’d all be pretty excited if Pat did at least one standup at this point 🤞🏽

[@Jerzibredon]

I gotta say a parody series about Jesus would be amazing lol

[@mikhaelyehudah6015]

yall bring me joy. i kno nothing but laughter and tears are coming

[@TahkkaTripp]

Kevvvvv 😂😂😂😂 "Big Elo(him)" 😭😭😭

[@lstarrb]

I loved it lol

[@ArieN86]

The undefeated crew is back 😂❤❤

[@PapiGrande1]

4:01 Taco with the scope is crazy Pat 😂

[@bishie08]

the talk about backup meals, I remember Angel saying that she did this in an old episode of HTT. Truly unruly cousins.

[@Django504.]

Hey Jesus, let me rap for you. Is hilarious😂😂😂

[@willstrickland9952]

This the kind of laughter you can only get by talking to a group of friends. And I don’t know these people 😂😂😂😂

[@VybeLordTony]

Bro I’m at work about to die holding these laughs in 😂my

[@imsome4566]

The way I'm cracking up in traffic lmao, these other drivers definitely want to know what I'm listening to

[@Egun_esin]

They didn't catch Tahir say "Friday FRISH fryyy!!"

[@WeTheMasons]

Ok so now I'll be waiting for the new show Jesus and Jamal on the KOSS app?!?!

[@HollaFortune]

I've noticed an issue with KevonStage Studios videos, whether it be this one or Here's the Thing; When it's on KZbin, the sound is really low. Low enough where I have to raise the volume a significant amount. I forget about it until it switches to a prerecorded ad then it's super loud and I'm being yelled at to buy Uncommon Goods. I've tried it on different browsers, phone, work, office, etc. Just letting ya'll know.

[@slymadagoat]

At the end the way pat played an angel and acted like he was turning the TV on from a desk was hilarious

[@arlenehall1250]

I laughed the entire time!!!😂

[@MzSweetzTalk]

😂😂😂

[@profike32]

I liked this. Gave me Super Rumble Mix Show vibes with Slink Johnson's Black Jesus.

[@limitless9697]

Kev got burner phones with different postmates accounts 😂

[@petra_fine]

Final Destination is responsible for so many of my fears. I won't drive behind trucks with the logs. I don't like driving with anything near the floor of the driver seat. I will pull over the car if something is at my feet. I don't like riding escalators. I actually had an escalator suck in the bottom of my shoe when I was a kid. From that day, I always take the stairs.

[@syd1196]

Pat is funny af. 😆 I love y’all. Couple times I couldn’t breathe during this video because I was cackling so hard

[@Clarissachanel__1]

Tahir!!!!! Gala what... Galilee 😂😂😂😂😂

[@tiffany1995]

19:20 The original #FadeInTheWater 😆😆😆

[@mikeaiyeola]

Patrick cloud is one of the most underrated comedians out there

[@kirkiedakingpin]

A cameo in Corinthians pat is hilarios

[@stephencarew5616]

One of thee funniest episodes!!! 😂😂😂

[@thegeneral75o]

Kev is so goofy. Him laughing throughout the Ad reading was funny asl for some reason

[@alishazeno6377]

My brother’s name is Jamal. The way I’m cackling. 😂😂

[@phyllisspears8239]

Book of Jamal is hilarious

[@MarnellStrickland]

Jesus & Jamal meet Book of Clarence 😂 😅

[@jamesscott3023]

Finally saw kev in person at the funny bone in Columbus Ohio it was great

[@marytem95]

Jesus walk on water to catch a fade 😭☠️

[@damianwilliams7476]

Bruhhh…Pat is the funniest man alive!! 😂😂😂

[@kiddeath1302]

Not Jesus going , " What's up with thee" 😂😂

[@alexanderlilly2115]

Using the thumbnail from the commercial is hilarious

[@DiamondThief444]

judas said i could come thru🤣🤣🤣

[@reallyitsjackiev.meadows7578]

But Kevin is eating in this video....🤣🤣🤣🤣 But let that man eat....🤷🏾‍♂️

[@Sjxoxo817]

Intrusive thoughts … make me laugh the most 🤣🤣🤣

[@wkdtbr7515]

Watched this episode earlier today and now I’m getting an ad for a movie named Book of Clarence with Lakeith Stanfield and I must say the Lord (and KZbin) works in mysterious ways

[@bree-onspears9518]

it's ok pat, i too was persecuted by my family for 2+ years about all my rainbow crocs. guess what they ALL asked for for xmas the last year and a half 😭

[@serenah.2150]

That coming late to an event and all the events in the Bible. somebody coming late. That's a skit you'll should make.

[@jblackjookin]

Thanks for this episode, it was healing 😅

[@MsRedlipstick]

Gali-wha? Galilee! 😂

[@esotericmayne]

Bro WHAT ... Elo-HIM???? ☠

[@Banksman25]

“Hey Hatching ass nga!!”😂😂😂😂😂

[@BonafiedYT]

The water bottle thing happened to me, if I wasn’t on the high way I would drove into whatever was in-front of me.

[@AvaAmin]

That Jamal bit reminds me of a book by Christopher Moore called "Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Bestfriend".

[@JadeHornXP]

Sounds like breakfast pizza with light gravy instead of marinara sauce. QuikTrip has it.

[@UniquelyMeAlmaLee]

Listen, I ordered 2 entrees from Cracker Barrel yesterday...and I do it regularly. I be wanting some steak AND chicken and dumplings

[@leondriag]

Yo I watched this in Patreon and it’s still funny all over again 🤣🤣🤣

[@arod191]

I should not be laughing this hard at this 😂😂😂