IPW - The Gorgeous JR Conspiracy!

[@guddergo7116]

235 pounds of nacho cheese and built to please.

[@DremOnTV]

Lmao did JR ever get to the bottom of wtf was goin on?? And Buddy Lee's hair looks like play-doh.

[@dannybayless3297]

lol

[@AngloCelt88]

Cottage cheese maybe

[@aceisking]

​@DremOnTV it continued in Ozark mountain wrestling

[@josevazquez4257]

LOL😅😅

[@weaselboyjenkins3931]

If this dude is gorgeous, there is still hope left for me.

[@traviscooper2205]

Hope so. I'll say at least according to your Avatar, your probably are...indeed...a good boy. Got that going for you😂

[@savagedick1462]

@@traviscooper2205 mans best friend if you catch my drift.

[@creoleDJ]

Beauty is in the eye of the blind! 🤣🤣

[@hvaleos666]

These promos presented like this are comedy gold

[@paladin1726]

He was so optimistic when he first joined the promotion. All that twisted steel and sexy peel. Even the refs are keeping their traps shut. I don’t get it.

[@valkprince]

Notice his level of desperation goes up in each take

[@bradjohnson426]

It's lowkey a masterclass fr fr

[@ccie12933]

Looks like JR shops at the Goodwill near Ric Flair's house.

[@chuckscumm3466]

Rest in Peace, Gorgeous JR. I hope you were finally able to get to the bottom of it.

[@ChrisHajigeorgiou]

Hahahahahhahh!!!!

[@frankgomez7066]

He looked pretty upset. Even the hot dog vendors weren't talking to JR.

[@DrRockso79]

A man's descent into paranoia in 2 minutes.

[@johnjohnsilver]

Its absolutely brilliant

[@josevazquez4257]

Mr Lee giving the look of approval 0:16

[@southerngospel]

I could watch these promos for hours.

[@jeremyshewell2445]

They keep me going.

[@stephandarnutzer5622]

The way the fake crowd goes *wild* then abruptly stops kills me!🤣 Also, pause at 0:14.

[@TuMalditaMadre]

@@stephandarnutzer5622 Buddy Lee corpsing

[@johnjohnsilver]

Im addicted

[@ericadams214]

I have🤦‍♂️

[@TheBlackPigeon]

Jr and Jeff Farmer are kindred spirits. One doesn't like to be conspired against, while the other doesn't like it when you turn the tables on him. Both understand that things are just not right. And combined, the two of them can really get to the bottom of it in IPW. JR & Farmer: Going full force, if it's the last thing they ever do.

[@isitme88]

"JR is here. He's gonna be there. He's gonna be after you." He's gonna be *somewhere*, basically.

[@PeeboTyson]

The faces the interviewer makes in this promo are classic!

[@ccie12933]

I'm confused. Is JR here, or is he gonna be there? Or is he gonna be after me?

[@Juggaloyaknow]

yes ?

[@NeuralNetProcessor]

No, no, he's gonna be after you! Not me!

[@theriverratwg]

Well, wherever he is: beware!

[@trscsaeg]

I’m going first. Then he’s after me and then all of you can go

[@troywright359]

@@trscsaeg all of us are getting in line as he comes after us, from there to here

[@eddiegfan22]

the woman's delight? More like his cousin's delight

[@AlbanianMan]

I think the funniest thing about these Gorgeous JR promos is that he's not even addressing any particular wrestler, he's addressing management. Maybe one of the earliest incarnations of the "worked shoot" we've all known and become familiar with in the world of wrestling. A good 25 years before CM Punk's infamous "pipe bomb" The gorgeous one was the inventor of the pipe bomb. What makes this promo so funny is that he actually sounds like he has a legitimate grievance with this company and he's airing it out in these interviews lol

[@standardofexcellence]

It was "the king"

[@jaymike3302]

Gorgeous JR >>> CM Punk

[@troywright359]

Took weeks and weeks of negotiations.

[@AlbanianMan]

@@troywright359 with “the JR”

[@flattenedSlattern]

He should have an interview segment called "nobody wants to talk to jr!" in which he stands alone with a mic got fifteen minutes.

[@NeuralNetProcessor]

I'm starting to develop this theory that IPW was like a "practice" company that gave paying customers the chance to come up with their own promos and characters..sort of like Space Camp but with a wrestling theme. There is absolutely no way any of these guys went any farther than this.

[@AlbanianMan]

+NeuralNetProcessor That's actually a GOOD fucking idea! Someone should seriously think about opening up something like this

[@NeuralNetProcessor]

+Cool Liger Fan I mean, that's not really much of a come up, but yeah he was fake Sting. Still, it doesn't explain the rest of these shitbags lol

[@AlbanianMan]

NeuralNetProcessor He wasn't the fake Sting. That was a different Jeff Farmer.

[@manuginobilisbaldspot424]

LOL...imagine paying for that, but having to be the one that does the jobbing? Yeah, that's not gonna work

[@jonathanturbide2232]

NeuralNetProcessor You mean like $5 wrestling, the promotion that the guy at highspots started a few years ago? Search for their videos here on KZbin.

[@WaldoBagelTopper]

After finding all these IPW promos, it turns out that Jeff Farmer was like The Rock of IPW 😂😂

[@blumbino]

Little did JR know that someone was conspiring against him for no reason whatsoever...

[@broadcastingstorms]

So they negotiate his contract for weeks only to screw him over after they finally sign him... sounds like Bret Hart's WCW run.

[@AlbanianMan]

Best comment on this video LOL

[@hopduncan7905]

Does anyone notice that not one single wrestler in this federation is taller than the announcer?😂

[@zimmer879]

Ok ok not the best promo but there is one thing that none of us can deny - this man is gorgeous

[@jonathanhenrysantos]

why do they have it in for gorgeous? he didn't do anything to them. all he's done is win matches and do his best.

[@Jennifear]

just saw about 6 promos and im convinced the announcer is the toughest looking guy in the company!

[@TheJbonez1000]

They should have made the interview guy get on his knees he towers over all their wrestlers.

[@fatalsniper3413]

Bulldozer is tough looking

[@litehouse6]

Liberace wants his vest back!

[@aceisking]

that is who don't like it and is conspiring against jr

[@WMW011387]

Am convinced that interviewer grew that beard to hide his laughter.

[@guddergo7116]

Buddy Lee's hairstyle if pretty fucking awesome!

[@artistikvip]

He’s a bad day away from talking to a manager

[@WMW011387]

"All of 'em, beware, JR is here, he's gonna be there, he's gonna be after you..."

[@ccie12933]

"after many weeks of contract negotiations" = "arguing about how many bottle of Ripple I'd be paid for cutting these promos"

[@Broncojosh88]

ARE HIS HANDS GLUED TOGETHER ??

[@aceisking]

Yes

[@randyshopher7146]

He finally got to the bottom of it. He passed away two days ago. R.I.P. Gorgeous JR

[@trscsaeg]

Damn that sucks

[@standardofexcellence]

Hopefully the cut a better promo at the eulogy

[@ccie12933]

Actually, he's thinking "Great, the $20 we spent to bring this guy in is totally wasted."

[@NeuralNetProcessor]

Yet another guy in the mighty IPW organization who was there "for one reason." You'd think that would have been a common thread that they all could have rallied behind. These promos are really hard to beat.

[@aceisking]

to be fair i came to the IPW for 2 reasons

[@standardofexcellence]

To share his jacket with the rest of the class

[@adzgg1346]

I love how Buddy Lee can't keep a straight face during these promos

[@stevea6192]

He died in early July 2018. RIP

[@jasonnaugle1600]

Look at the interviewer's facial reaction while doing the interviews. Totally hilarious!

[@kdreamland]

lol I like the interviewer when JR says 'the toast of the coast with the utmost', he rolls his eyes and laughs inside. he's seen many guys, on the mic all die. he's got better clothes than all these hobos. And he's so fine, so very fine

[@ccie12933]

Oh, like the referee EVER knows what's going on.... :)

[@235WorldWide]

"Nobody wants to talk to JR! What's going on here?"

[@ebeneezzer]

"Toast of the coast" Would this be the Mississippi gulf coast? Now we know where Jericho got his 1998 conspiracy theory character from. You learn from the very best.

[@DavidSmith-oh3re]

Jim Ross looked different then LOL

[@chuckscumm3466]

From the July 23, 2018 issue of the Wrestling Observer. "Jerry Hall, 72, who wrestled as J.R. Alzado and Gorgeous J.R. in the Tennessee and Arkansans area passed away on 7/14"

[@NeuralNetProcessor]

Yet another guy who was there for one reason lol

[@emich28]

He is coming after you, but you have to wait in line. I guess no one is safe.

[@blackatheistmillionaire1636]

emich28. 😄😄😄

[@thurmanmerman2720]

He's here for one reason, but not one reason only!

[@josh-sothoth]

Was this guy supposed to be heel or face? I can't tell!

[@Juggaloyaknow]

Yes

[@troywright359]

He was here to be your fright and your woman's delight.

[@Gamebox27]

All of these IPW guys must have had salaries in six or seven figures ...combined ...including the figures after the decimal point.

[@mattthomas1442]

I like the idea that somebody said in another video about doing a prank call soundboard with this promo. I could see calling to place an ad in the classifieds or something. rep: "Can I ask who is calling?" Soundboard: "The Gorgeous one is here and I have something to say" Rep: "Uh well could you atleast describe what you're trying to sell?" Soundboard: "It's 235lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal" Rep: " So a dirtbike or something? Is the bike in good condition?" Soundboard: "So fine....so very fine!" Rep: "I'm sorry sir, I just can't help you at this time." Soundboard: "Nobody wants to talk to JR. It's getting to be like a conspiracy and I will get to the bottom of it!"

[@NameWithheld999]

JR’s here, he’s gonna be there.

[@Hovenaut]

If this guy is the Gorgeous JR, I'd hate to see the non-gorgeous JR.

[@harshckuk]

The KZbin recommendations are god send for me.

[@litehouse6]

Buddy Lee can hardly keep from laughing.

[@tonymctony4551]

:06 thats right mr lee, the gorgeous one is here after many job applications...

[@isitme88]

"The Gorgeous One likes to make up his own angles in interviews." HAHAHAHAHh FUCKING HELL dieiing here,..fcbfr

[@asurlybarber3620]

Contract talks, eh. He probably wanted to be the company's highest paid wrestler, but IPW wouldn't go over the ten bucks a night they were giving "Rocking" Randy Bryant.

[@jimbo2346]

WWE needs to run an "IPW: One Night Stand" event. The Gorgeous JR can finally get to the bottom of it, and the main event can be Jumpin' Jeff vs. Motley Cruz in a 60 minute ironman match.

[@manuginobilisbaldspot424]

A first Yip match is what is best for business.

[@DE4life]

ngl i'd pay for this

[@SubSonicGorilla]

From your lips to Gods ears. Unless the tables get turned in a wrong way and you get treated-cheated on! Then all bets are off.

[@joebaker2311]

IPW: One night stand: full force: gonna get to the bottom of the card.

[@edwardrose7789]

This never gets old

[@greedyd5524]

This guy makes Farmer look good

[@DaveFromBrooklyn]

I have a feeling that Buddy Lee's off-the-rack, Botany 500 suit was worth twice the production value of the IPW.

[@NJPlayer79]

For one reason only...to go after the gold and be the number one contender.. Ummm JR isn't that two reasons?

[@NeuralNetProcessor]

The face gorgeous Jr makes right at the end is hilarious. He looks off camera in a really absent-minded way. I've never watched the end of this video but that's funny as hell

[@Ramenshea83]

If this guy is fine then I'm Brad Pitt.

[@goldenagenut]

Watch Buddy while JR is ranting, those eyebrows, he just couldn't help himself! lol!

[@stanley67s13]

He got to the bottom that bucket of ice cream

[@markteague2268]

How many wrestlers does IWP have. It only gets better

[@dandbradley]

This is incredible.

[@mikeytatts6253]

Came to the IPW to become the #1 contender... not the Champion, mind you. Did the IPW even have any titles, did anyone even qualify??

[@steveawesome7834]

Mikey Tatts I’m guessing jumpin jeff farmer was champ. Him or maybe Motley Cruz as a heel champion

[@JimmyHeartburn]

@ccie12933 actually I heard IPW beat out WCW and New Japan in a bidding war for the Gorgeous One. What I don't understand is, why would they go to so much trouble to sign him only to ignore him? No wonder this promotion didn't last.

[@kingquadroon]

Will someone please talk to JR?

[@StangerStrange]

His promo reminds me of every "Benoit didn't do it" wingnut.

[@jonahpedersen5429]

The comments on all these promos are effing gold

[@timewithoutconsequence]

I use “things are not going to suit”, because of the Gorgeous one.

[@AlbanianMan]

That was such an underrated line. I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone use that phrase in my entire life lol.

[@Ghostmutt90]

WWE stole this for R-Truth! IT IS A CONSPIRACY Lil Jimmy

[@themalacast]

I wonder if someone said at his eulogy: "Ole JR did not like to be conspired against, that I can tell you."

[@JamesReadbristolgas]

Legend has it the gorgeous JR is still trying to get to the bottom of it.

[@kincoism]

Buddy Lee needs to be in the HoF lmao

[@NJPlayer79]

If Cena gets the Rock, CM Punk should be rewarded with The Gorgeous JR...

[@prophetvsprofit]

That rug on bootleg ken resnick is fine, SO very fine!

[@mick4093]

Honky Tonk Man used this for inspiration in his Vote of Confidence promo with Don Murraco. Classic homage to the past

[@kdreamland]

All of them dislikers.....um...BEWARE! He's here and he's gonna be there. so they better get in line. He will get to the bottom of it. He's trying to talk to KZbin, he's trying to talk to Google and there's conspiring a-transpiring and he don't like to be conspired against.

[@JimRockford39]

Gypsy will come between Bulldozer and Gorgeous JR

[@FH99]

He's trying to talk to the referee, who also happens to be the promoter.

[@leeevans409]

I was the referee...lol...no kidding.

[@Mistertbones]

Did he steal that vest from Tommy Rogers of the Fantastics? It looks like it.

[@NJPlayer79]

JR is here...he's gonna be there...

[@GregoryWeagle]

When JR goes into saying that he has sex appeal, the announcer's face was like "You look like me, dood".

[@tkin1973]

WHAT's not right? Did he every get to the bottom of it? Or did the nice young, brawny men from Happy Hollow drag him back to the padded room?

[@DragoSteelers]

205 POUNDS OF TWISTED MEAL AND BANANA PEEL!

[@WeaselWheelie]

He had has grandkids come up with those descriptions at the beginning. "He's here. And he's gonna be there."

[@troywright359]

WeaselWheelie probably lol

[@mrblonde609]

Things aren't going the way JR want's them to go. And he doesn't like it …when things aren’t my… going my way.

[@ccie12933]

THINGS ARE JUST NOT RIGHT!!

[@ccie12933]

"I'm here at the Waffle House for one reason and one reason only.. to order me some eggs!"

[@Vetal83]

i see a future hall of famer here

[@ccie12933]

He forgot to call himself "The King Of Cliches"

[@fackes43]

At 0:11, You can almost read his mind and hear his thoughts of "Well that's it, I've lost them forever." Fuck that though, I'm on the JR bandwagon.

[@joshmillarich4916]

This is like a 6 grade school assignment to make a movie or show. The kid casted all his derelict relatives. Best part is they thought it was a real audition for WWF

[@NukeStorm7]

This guy rules!

[@blackatheistmillionaire1636]

I hear the top guy in this promotion made $5 per match and worked one night a month! Sweet.

[@steveawesome7834]

THATS RIGHT, MR. LEE